who was trembling, like this, well, a soviet , soviet cartoon, yes, there was a big hippopotamus, and he was very afraid of doctors, seryoga is my friend, this is a person who is simply terribly afraid of doctors, just here he is, well, dentists, any, just like him a man in a white robe appears, he starts shaking , that’s it, and that means we went to a ski resort, and that means he turned wrong while skiing, he didn’t fall apart, yes, he’s skiing, yes, he has something in his knees it crunched like that and... it tore like a huge thing like that such a knee has become larger than the size of the head, it’s just that some kind of fluid has accumulated there, but we accordingly, he damn it, what will happen to me, what is this, that is, we say, we need to call a doctor, he no, not a doctor, not a doctor , we say, well , how will you be, what should we do with you in general , how can we take you home, he says, please, just not a doctor, well, well, we need to call a doctor, it’s late, that is, it’s all there on at the resort, it’s like

all the tramping points there are closed and so on, we call there from some nearby small town, the doctor says: i won’t go, i’ll come in the morning, we say, he ’s just going to die here from fear, the blue white one is trembling , like a chameleon, in short, we persuade the doctor to come for some money, that we will pay you on top, well, in short, this doctor leaves, at this time we live in a large wooden chalet, there are many rooms on the second floor where this earring lies, that is, well , we need to go up. a wooden staircase leads to the second floor, such beautiful wooden steps, everything is varnished, everything is very, very beautiful, yeah, that means i’ve arrived this doctor came, seryoga, just please , don’t do anything to me, i ask, he says, yes, i’ll just have a look, he please, don’t do anything, there ’s this huge knee, that means the doctor looked, he says, that’s it , tomorrow, that means, i ’m opening the tram point at 8 am, here, near the first hill, there, that means, let me sign you up for 8 am, i’ll drop you off. walk and that means you need

to pump out the liquid urgently, he no, don’t, he says, well, how bad is it, that means it’s necessary, he’s shaking, just don’t do anything now, that means we’ve agreed, i mean, i came down first to give a jacket to this doctor, which means the doctor is coming down, he has short knitted socks, and he, as if on ice , is prompted with such a huge, you know, loud roar and it’s just huge, this huge body falls down the wooden steps and like that. .. he slides down all of them, such a tall doctor, a head taller than me somewhere, so young, but he has such a voice , you know, such a boriton and he, well, in short, actually wasn’t very happy, swore, i say, like so, he hit his elbow, well that means i’m putting a jacket on him, how can it be, but it’s not normal, everything’s fine, tomorrow i’m waiting for 8, at 8 in the morning we drive up by car

and they can gather in one place, that is, you don’t see them anywhere on the street, and as soon as i i open it, and there you know, like in a voebalite there, you know, someone with a finger, someone with a hand, someone with a leg, someone with an eye somehow covered up, who has about 20 people sitting on his head, and that’s it they all have very similar faces, very sad and sorrowful, i went for a ride, damn it, they’re called sitting like that. this means i’m coming in, it’s our appointment, these ones with their fingers looked at me, then the door opens opposite that doctor, and that means i see him, i say, good morning, i go up to him, hello, i say, well, how is your hand, he says, well, it hurts a little here, i i say, it hurts here , i say, and he moves his fingers with his fingers, i start the doctor, on people’s faces they are perplexed, they are waiting for this, for them he is the king of god, but he appeared here, but who am i, why should i go to the doctor? or some kind of diagnosis, and he

says: that’s it, let’s get your friend, he ’s walking there in front of everyone, please don’t, but i i say, calm down, i’ve already run into him, that’s it, and that means he’s gone, i returned to the car, and my wife and i are sitting, uh, that means we’re sitting in the car, we wait , about 10 minutes pass, the door opens, this doctor appears, goes out into the street , he knocks, i lower the window, he says, forgive me, vadim, but i don’t understand something, i say what’s there, well, tell it like it is, he says, what can i say, your comrade tells me he offers money so that i don’t do anything with him, so that i lie to you that everything is fine, like everything was done, everything is cool, he offers there money, he’s so panicky, well, it’s like - yes, well, of course, they did everything, that is, he endured it there, we all pounced on him there, that’s why, well, first of all, dear friends, you need to go on an extreme vacation. fun, safety

comes first, that is, i wish everyone to be alive and well, but you say you go tubing professionally, yes, and fishing, oh, i mean winter kind of under-ice fishing, did you catch some kind a long time ago we somehow- i don’t remember either, we had a lot, we flew to a concert in noyabrsk, such a city also very far away somewhere in siberia where for the next 300 or 400 km there is not a single living soul , only oil and gas wells, these wells are only oil and gas, maybe we flew in a helicopter for a very long time and arrived. to some place, a river and just a lot of holes, guys, yes, yes, yes, and i just caught one after another, one after one, one after another, it was an incredible pleasure, it was the only time i had this under-ice winter fishing, by the way, you know the joke, when

about fishing, when it means fisheries inspection, such a guy comes on a boat, he’s like, well man, you're in trouble, you can't catch fish here, but you seem to be catching everything, now we'll issue you a fine, he says what kind of fish to catch, i'm not a fisherman at all, he says, this is my pet fish, it lives at my house, who has dogs, catcats, i have a fish, it ’s trained, by the way, he says that you’re soaring to me here, how trained it is, i say, it’s just that there’s not enough room for it in the bathroom in the aquarium, so i’m letting it out, he floated, then he whistled, and she returned everything, and we went home, she said, damn, well, show me, well, look, once he released it, you know, the fish swam away there, he says, well, come on, bring him, he says, what, he says, well bring him, come on , why, well, call the fish, he says, what kind of fish, here, and you have there were no cases where you were caught somewhere, so, novel, here, no, no, i just remembered now an anecdote about the same, how a guy came fishing,

casts, oops, a goldfish, says, one wish, a million dollars, that's all, please, a suitcase, a million dollars, then he releases the fish, takes the suitcase, leaves, on the same place, after some time , a caucasian man comes, also casts a fishing rod, oh, goldfish, oh, goldfish, he says, you have one desire, he says, what desire, me, i don’t know what i have, i don’t have anything it’s necessary, like i don’t have any desire, well , no desire, what did you catch for that fish, excuse me, whatever, well, i don’t know what, what, what i need, well, now the young man is in front of you caught me, asked for a million dollars, i gave him a million dollars, here you go, any desire, listen, can you give the phone number to that little man, give me the address, oh, please tell me, if they told you today, let’s go, roma, it’s still a hot country or somewhere in the snow, listen, i don’t

know, i don’t know, by the way, if i’m returning to domestic tourism and we’re talking about this now, then i really love sochi, you know why, because it can... i spent there, i came out educated, you can kiss me, brilliant, he commented on everything very much, day no, no, i once told him, mikhail mikhailovich, you know that you are a genius, he told me i just said, yes, clark, i know , i’m confused, this march marks the 90th anniversary of the birth of mikhail zhvanetsky, i remember

how everyone froze at home, turned on the tape recorder, recorded zhvanetsky, and at 11 years old i couldn’t understand what he was saying this man, people in the hall were happy, in my house they were happy, this is not prose, this is poetry. zhvanetsky's dictionary is the dictionary of the country. our exclusive today is the wife, son and friends of the satirik. about his work and my last conversation with him. the main advice that my dad gave me, he told me: "have a conscience and do what you want." exclusive with dmitry borisov. premiere, tomorrow on the first. mitya, i made you a man, but you can’t find me, you’re at stake. 50 million pounds, put it on, you will be wolves, we will have a house, i promise you, your wife was kidnapped by very dangerous people, they can kill her, come to the arena tomorrow at 10:00 am with the wolf, why do you need a wolf, are you afraid of me, shoot, you

are the culprit of all troubles, 5, 6, 7, 8, doomed, finally. episode tomorrow after the program time, of everyone living on the planet today civilization. the most ancient chinese, almost always china was the most populated country, and the first economy in the world. we can recall the famous travel book of marco pola, an italian merchant, with great amazement described the power and level of economic development that he observed in chinese cities at the end of the 13th century, the famous monochronic painting, chinese poetry, refined literature, china was certainly ahead in sophistication, well, almost all countries, after... the end of the second world war , the soviet union immediately took patronage over china. more than 10,000 specialists from

the soviet union worked in china and created almost the entire modern chinese economy. one of opin's first decisions after he became the leader of china was to create an institute for the study of bukharin's ideas, so that the chineseized model of nepa operates in china. premiere of civilization. the seventh film. china. on wednesday on the first. friends, we continue, this is a podcast of jokes, my guest is roman yunusov, we share our impressions of the holiday and, in fact, we try to find some useful tips for everyone, who was going to rest. tell me, how often does a working person need to rest a year? look, i always do this, as a rule i succeed, well, at least twice a year, maximum three times a year. this is the new year, new year's holidays, because either you go to visit relatives and see all

this winter fairy tale, winter beauty, because my mother is in the tula region, my wife's mother, my mother-in-law lives in lake seliger, there are also beautiful places there i looked after the same paths, so i go to see friends, that is, this christmas january trip by car with family and relatives. summer is undoubtedly the time when you want to take your children to the sea , so it’s summer, if you can also go there for the summer in winter, it’s generally gorgeous, but it doesn’t work out, well, the may holidays are a barbecue theme, it’s spring, when everyone is at the dacha, the sun is warm, and you dacha person, you 're working in your dacha, it's not just that, but what are you doing there, suddenly you're watching cartoons there, i have a grill, i have a tandoor, i have a barbecue, i have a cauldron, you told me some fashionable words from caucasian cuisine , something like that, i have a cauldron, i still have it there,

i have kazy, i have, however, i only use it on the may holidays, so that’s what i’m talking about, but what are you -what do you grow in your dacha? no, no, i don’t grow anything, but what do i have, i, of course, i have, i have gooseberries, black currants, red currants, pears, apple trees, cherries, this year, by the way, i had a lot of everything, and i i collected it directly, the children really ate it, okay, plates, something there, cucumbers, tomatoes, no, these are not yours, yes, what are we let's wish our viewers , let's sum it up: you need to rest, comrades, it's clear that - it's difficult in some way, maybe, to plan some kind of rest in advance, but pre-planned, prepared rest, as a rule, it in fact, although there is, there is such a saying, everything that is spontaneous always turns out to be more vivid impressions, yes, i think so, well, there is. traveling around the country, ours, our beautiful, most beautiful, vast country, because we have a lot of beautiful places, our country is just

gorgeous, really, fly , look at how many interesting places there are now, from kaliningrad to kamchatka, which, by the way, has also become a very popular tourist place now, the kursk spit is flying, you remember, you were there, i , like you, have been everywhere many times and svetlogorsk is also ours, this is for the baltic. from kaliningrad to vladivostok , yes, there are really a lot of places , and i remembered the story when you and i were flying on the plane, in general there are probably a lot of airplane stories, too, but here is one of those that i remembered now, when we took off on the plane, and friends, well, you know, yes, these telephone numbers... such a handset that broadcasts to the entire plane from the flight attendants, this is hello, dear passengers, we are glad to bring you on board the airbus a350, which

operates res on the route from moscow to where well, well, we’re funny, cool, for some reason we decided to come to an agreement, pick up this telephone receiver, which is broadcast to the whole plane, and just started giving a tour, remember that, pay attention to the left, you see the clouds to the left , also alexander sergeevich pushkin himself i wrote about these clouds, clouds, clouds, where to? so fly far away, something like that, yes, well , we also played a naval battle, you remember, and a23, killed, the man just lies there, can no longer say anything, the most interesting thing.

jokes podcast program, my guest was roman yunusov, thank you, roman, thank you very much, thank you, and i’m vadim golygin, i’m saying goodbye to you for a while, i’ll definitely see you here in the jokes podcast program, all the best and good mood to you.

the day that you gave me was shining, you know, i in return, i give you fidelity, i give you honesty, i give you peace, my oceans, my waterfalls, if necessary, i will

fall water for him, my oceans. my vars, if necessary, i will fall water for him, the stars are in the clouds this night, you know my every secret, i am open to you, there are so many beloved melodies in my head, and you are my beautiful heart, dear man. my oceans, my waterfalls , if necessary, i will fall water for him, my oceans, my waterfalls, if necessary, i will fall water for him, my oceans, my

waterfalls... ku her, my oceans, my waterfalls , if necessary, i will fall into the water after him, hey! his eyes, my oceans, my waterways, if necessary, i will know, water-water, my oceans, my feet, your water will be necessary, i

will follow him, stand. hello everyone, friends , this is not a podcast format, and as always in the studio my wonderful permanent knowledgeable people, this is karina cross, vale carnival, behind me is the gypsy band, this is roman, nikita, arkady and alexey, our guests today, in the presence of this singer , all the watches behave decently, because time has no power over it, it’s simply incredible, valeria is with us visiting today, hello everyone. also, our guest today is super handsome, super talented, and also super-duper generous, because he gave hits to many artists, and by the way, i haven’t forgotten about himself either, misha marvin, let’s meet. we rent, what do you think, these are the criteria

by which we met you two today, yes, we are just good, yes , we are just kind people, kind good, it seems to me so, it seems to me that we can now find out what can unite you , we will now hold a blitz, get to know you better, i will ask you a question and... you you need to answer this question quickly, either yes or no, so, do you sing in the shower, did you sing under the plywood, yes, look, they’re not ashamed, there was a secret account on social networks, but i would have yes, i too, so they posted a photo in which you don’t like yourself, yes, yes, they said such a phrase, do you even know who i am? have you ever forgotten the words to your song on stage? oh, this is a permanent thing, they got out of it like that, and

now the battle hall, yes, well, you can send it into the microphone into the hall all the time, it’s true, it’s very convenient, but not with new songs, not with new ones, most often you forget new songs , i don’t know, but for me, for example, it happens with old ones, especially if after a break, let’s say, you return from vacation, the first concert, and you think, well, listen, this is me, listen to this, i’ve been singing this for so many years, simply. as soon as this thought takes hold, what if i forget the words of this song, and i forget at this point, i don’t know how it works, some kind of nightmare? so, let's move on, have you been upset by hateful comments? well, it happens, yes, to be honest, we cried during the performance of the song, so it’s good that it’s not the other way around, but that taho is correct, and this song you are mine, which was sung by her daughter, the song is very soulful and i remember. especially when it had just appeared and we performed it on stage for the first time, i just couldn’t finish it, i just had such heightened confinement, it was just horror, then somehow we learned a little bit with

it, got used to these emotions or something, didn’t i know, somehow it wasn’t felt so acutely anymore, but at first it was just impossible, they sang their song in the korook, but because they didn’t ask voluntarily, yes, to come and order your song, this has never happened before. have you thought about quitting music? come on, for what reasons? there was a very stormy period of my life, when i generally thought that i would no longer go on stage, i left moscow, well, in general, this is a long story that has already filled askomina, which i don’t want to talk about, but there was such a period, mish, i i just don’t know how to do anything anymore, so i didn’t think about leaving music, so the last question is, have you ever been ashamed of your performances, probably yes, i won’t strengthen your soul. sometimes it seems to me that there were some cutoffs, there were, you know , when you can’t hear yourself, something about the sound wasn’t very good, and i myself understand that

i just wow, how it seems to me right now , i’m literally covered in spots of you , to which everyone says, what are you doing, it was wonderful, i say, you can say anything you want, i’m my own strictest critic, misha, i know that you’ve prepared a gift , this is a very cool song, a very cool song. this is your song, i conjured it a little, redone from a third person in a male way, well, in general , meh, it all turned out like this, i couldn’t hold it in my hands, he is your love, neither a friend nor an enemy, you could love him, but... like birds live in a cage, forgive me, you are flying away, because

now you are completely different, because now you were like birds in the heights of heaven, there was love, but everything went to him, another... today you are alone, alone, you could fly away like a bird, was there love, love, let's be together, there was love, there was, yes, only everything has passed, to the topic, you are serving today, you! alone, alone, the birds escape could, anyone, anyone. we

very often have feats and duets, in my opinion this is one of the best now, i really really like it, it will be a great honor for me and if i sing with you somewhere or record it, it will be for a change, we have a joke, we have lyrics with you .

i didn’t sing and after a break, i’m returning to the stage, i want to catch up on the fact that there was love, everything has passed, i’m different now, i don’t wish anything bad on anyone, go, swim, fly, whatever you do, whatever you want without me, and i have everything, here i am, everything is left behind, that’s why the song is probably the most, most autobiographical in my repertoire, it’s just so iconic for me, when i came out on stage, there was love, all this audience of thousands of olympics was with me, and guys, it was generally, it was goosebumps, it it was very cool, really. misha, you have a super romantic song called french kiss. i have two questions, why not a russian kiss? and the second question, is it also autobiographical or what? all songs, one way or another, all artists write songs, in most of the time about myself, about my life. so, this song can also be said to be written from my life, but it is also collective.

besides, we just learned that you are kind to the strong figures, you know, present in life, we decided to add a star to your series, and come on, and we combined the song french kiss, yeah, with a song of tenderness valery, i will help you, he is french. you kiss me, kiss me, your lips are like flowers with the scent of spring, your french kiss, you kiss me, kiss me, after all, when we were together, it seemed to me that i was in love, my tenderness was not spread out, on seven meters of erovseyan. let

the exchanged one come to me, i was waiting only for you, do you hear how important and dear this is, they will find love among the cold, love again and give to themselves, i will praise the whole world.

the dough, in essence, turns out to be a gingerbread that is eaten with a spoon, all for the sake of sweetness, so that there is happiness, tv dough, the bride and groom, here is copper money for you, so that you people are not poor, happiness, for health, for a long life, we're playing a wedding, premiere, tomorrow on the first day, they say astana is a fashionable modern city, but i still don’t understand how people dress here, because... it’s very cold outside, what does a local woman in astana look like? yes, the head is warm, everything else is cold, the man is a ballet dancer, they themselves are in shape and should love women in shape. i like a woman to be natural in her body; if

she’s too thin, then that’s not my thing either. yeah, probably, when you lift it, it’s very much yours. we are local models, what do you mean? yes, we show national clothes. i get the meat and i take gold leaf, i cut up some kind of goat, i cut up seafood , i’ve never covered anything with gold before, the lives of others, the premiere, tomorrow on the first, valeria, i have such a delicate question for you, a woman’s question, i give it to you, women’s, intrigue, investigation , no, in no case, what is it like to work with your loved one? let's say, there are nuances , but there are still more advantages than disadvantages, we are very emotional people, both of us, and of course, we conflict very often, well, not that even these are not some kind of global conflicts, you know, which is all a scam, maiden name, although

she is my maiden name, but even about how, oh how, well, no, everything is not about that, but rather simple, of course, we will prove that we are right, everyone, of course, we argue, wait, is it true that joseph leaves when you sing out? at home, well , i read somewhere on the internet, this is a brilliant way to push him out of the room, not because he leaves, because he is unpleasant to listen to it or it annoys him there, because he is always talking on the phone, and if i start singing, it bothers him, in fact, after all, he’s the main one the secret, it seems to me, in some of our long-term relationships is that we can argue, well, we need time to separate, everyone will probably digest the information and come to it already... having cooled down, everything would have been weighed with a cool head , because when an emotional story begins, you can’t even get to the bottom of it, because everyone is already carrying something of their own, although they think that i am very diplomatic, but this is not always, especially

when it comes to work, i will argue until i fall asleep, but the birds whispered to me cherikale noted that you have a very interesting acquaintance story, that’s what you performed on the morning star, if i’m correct. his artist won, it was i who won, and he didn’t like me very much, there were 10 years until we met him, the birds whispered to me here too, they said that the song “airplane”, which was one of the very first, yes, you they really didn’t want to sing it, you categorically didn’t like it, did this happen, did it happen, in general it seemed to me that this song was very primitive, because then... he

asked me about it again?

in a year i won’t be back here, who cares? when we melt away forever, just one more time for my mom. the plane that takes me away , in a year, i won’t be back here, but whoever gives you up asks for this, when we melt away, forever,

hooligans turn into musicians, my parents discouraged me from this in time, i just had a case when my my father followed me directly, wow, and i was standing on the playground in the nursery, doing all sorts of things, warming up, and i look right behind this behind the tree there is a much more familiar bicycle, that’s how my head sticks out, here, come here, but thank him very much for the fact that he... not like some , you know, parents, by force, by some kind of, well,

in short, by physical stories, thank god, no, he told me everything, that’s directly accessible , in a fatherly way, wisely, competently explained , explained that you are simply leading yourself nowhere, in general, in fact, from naughty children, from such rebels, hooligans, interesting personalities eventually grow up, how do you even write a song , we meet with the studio beatmaker, uh-huh, he starts playing some harmony. i tell him: we’ll leave this harmony, let ’s hang everything else on it, while he hangs everything else, i’ll come up with a melody in my head, write down some text on a piece of paper, when something is already ready there with an arrangement, he turns it on microphone, i give it all out into the microphone, and it happens that just without lyrics, you just hum some melody to the arrangement, just something that comes to your mind first, just a freestyle, let’s say, in bird’s voice language, yes, the famous bird’s language, you just put it into the microphone and... and you choose toplines and substitute, this is a verse, this is a chorus, this is how it is built,

and you write the text on top of these melodies, cool, always different, but this is a very interesting process, and how long does it usually take so here you are, well, for example , we did the french kiss in half an hour, wow, as it turned out, i often asked many artists, songs that become big hits for artists are written for them, they are written like this, i read, that when you worked at black star. you lived in a rented apartment where there were cockroaches, this is how it happened, it was written down in the contract in blockstar that it was mandatory to live for the love of animals, no, but i still lived in this apartment during that period, when i was not yet an artist of blackstar, i was the author of blackstar, we lived for 2 years in this apartment , igor kamot, kristina si, well , everyone, everyone who was there, came to us, we wrote music for everyone, and it just so happened that this apartment was located in...

yes, she is the same, one of the very, she is the same

the very best of yegor creed at the beginning of his career at the start, i then, when we wrote this song, i then, as if i didn’t aim to be an artist, i didn’t know that i would be an artist, i didn’t know that i would sign a contract, and i was just the kind of author who, without all these greeds and some, can set himself aside when i’ll sing in a few years, no, so we wrote with a pure soul, everything especially for the artist. just like that, you wrote with a pure soul, now with a pure soul we will all sing it together, and with joy.

she appears all by herself, but she is cunning, like a fox, her eyes attracted me, her lips attracted me, i met her from the side, i was attracted by her hands, before i'm going to meet eyes soon, oh god, mom, mom, i 'm going crazy, her smile. mom's dizzy , oh my god, mom, mom, just bezvena, her smile , mom, my very own, oh god, mom, mom, i'm going crazy, her smile, mom, my head is spinning, oh god, mom, mom, drunk dena, her smile

, mom, the very best, the very best, if yegor creed had such a first super hit song, the very best, then your first song with which you took off, so to speak, was the song i hate, yes, yes , this is my first solo work and 2016, in my opinion, what kind of me am i old already, no, shut up, yes, this is my first solo song, which wow, just like that sunk into people’s hearts, because it was such a new sound, to be honest, even for me. but i really like this music, and we experimented with it a little, and you see, like anton, we need an experiment, i have the song metelitsa, for example, it may not be in the arrangement in which it was , and a rock song, for example, we decided to make such an offer

on purpose, by the way, the cover has not been done yet, so now perhaps we will be the lucky ones, come on arkady, nikita, help. it's covered with everything, my street, all the snowflakes have been thrown off, they were in the heat of the moment, they will remain yours, they will pass by, they will wash away all your snows,

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