then he was an artist, when we went on tour, he guys, we’re going to this city, there’s a wonderful museum of the 14th century, pushe, fraganar, don’t take anything extra, so that’s what, and at the same time, he seems sociable and ... always in the group, but they were afraid, afraid, afraid, afraid, it’s impossible without this, it ’s impossible, the leader can’t, we have a piece of rehearsal, valentin nikolaevich, let ’s have an auditor, let’s see what right you have, how dare you, then here i am, i’m serving in st. petersburg, i, i, oh my god, so angry,

i found out everything, they told everything, the merchant’s curses, so, wait, okay, just a minute, so wonderful , so that it scared you, this is an official, that is, you know very well that he lives in the most pathetic room in this monstrous apartment, under the stairs, that he doesn’t know how to pay , yes, tell me, i didn’t know how to pay, and i’m an old sparrow, a sharp shooter, you won’t bring me to... people like that, okay, let’s say, and if something is wrong, then let me invite you to move with me to another apartment , no, no, i don’t want, i don’t want, i know what it means to another apartment, that is, to prison, since you dare, here i am, i serve in st. petersburg, i...

was leaving the satire theater, we had a play "barefoot in the park." then there was no entreprise, and olga lisana orosieva, who played the main role there, alyonka yakovleva, we went, some administrator drove us around, someone told pluchik that we were going to earn money, pluchik calls us, he always does. oh, shame, gift, that's it, go, he scolded us, i'm you, we're leaving the office, they called me up, but they swept me away, that's it, then i'm telling the whole truth, that means i'm writing a statement about leaving and leaving, call at the entrance, yuri borisovich, please go up to valentin nikolaevich, i come, he is sitting, you didn’t write, for what reason are you leaving?

what’s wrong here, we play with full dedication, that means it’s not a hack job, that’s it, boy, i stood over him like that, i say, my father never yelled at me, zenoidana is running around here, he says, you’re welcome, yura, he says, i got it, he got volokordin, so then the administrator says, yura, we... the next day i come to the rehearsal, the sword, everything is here butfort, they call me to valentin nikolaevich, i came, he has such a piano, i stood up like that, i think, i’m standing like that with a sword, a hat and i think, well, now something else, i’m just done. and he looks like that, he looked at

me like that, i stand in a pose for a long time, silent, silence, look at the peephole, the table! “are we really worth our friendship for 100 rubles, come here, i’ll kiss you , i’ll kiss you, that’s it, let’s watch one of your roles, where you’re very young, because this institute, by the way, is not a pedagogical institute or a motor transport institute, there are such how are you you know how much they push you, dad , but why go there, what do you want?” to be an international figure, yes, you want it, dad, that’s what you want, not me, why should i fulfill your childhood desires? , i have my own, well, well, well, where did you

focus your attention, well, i don’t know, i didn’t really define it, but still, still, still, well, perhaps philosophically, that’s brilliant, wobble vosenizers. by the way, they earn good money, don’t bother me, of course, alexander ich was a unique artist, i want to declare my love, can i, allow me me, i was preparing, popanov, no, nini grigorievna, no, it’s careful, you want, i was very lucky in the eighties. i watched the play “wake up with a vulture” with you, it was a fantastic benefit performance of yours, so much energy, enthusiasm, youth, it always seemed to me that an actress should be like you, just like you in this performance, how many years have you

been in theater? oh, it’s scary to say, half a century, you also have an anniversary, no, it’s probably already passed, passed, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. kohl, and by the way, i’m in prosni sepoy stole something from the bolshoi theater, oh well, but what, just at that time carmen sejuta was staged, this leg, and this, this grabs like a weapon, yes, yes, great, and i sometimes dreamed that they forced me to dance in a big theater, it was terrible, incredible, but god bless him. then one day after, that means it was the new year , i don’t remember which one, the first day, at 10 or 13 o’clock there was a call, nina, could you come and play a play in the evening, the actress got sick, that’s what got me out of bed, i don’t understand why i

i got up and arrived, i don’t understand, i come, there is such a talmut that it is impossible to read until the evening.

but somehow we played, you can’t do that, but it was like that, let’s watch a piece from your performance, wake up sing, wake up sing , wake up sing, try in life at least once , keep a smile on your closed eye, even if success is capricious, it chooses from those whoever can laugh at himself first, sing and fall asleep. excuse me, please, antonia karlashovskaya lives here, yes, here, only she is not at home, i am the granddaughter of her cousin, my name is carola istvanki, a dissonant name, really,

well, why wouldn’t i say, it means you have a very flexible character, and you know that this is what nenochka remembers. firstly, under the influence of this performance, it became a hit, then in the country, whenever in the theater, and then again. well, this is genodkov, yes - that means - and there is a hot council pkolaevich tells the forecast for the season , this is what it means, this means i mean the demons swung at the demons, yes, we want to invite from paris this is what mishkator played, how is that right?

no, then that means they brought the play, you do you remember, it was called a piggy bank, do you remember, no , a piggy bank, a hungarian play, two such nice people, translators, at the same time they were doing something else at the embassy , ​​a piggy bank, terrible horror, but there is some lady there, he says, and the guys , a stamp, that means make it for me, well, i have to... we sat down from the name,

excuse me, i came up with a little light, he came up with the name, before there was not a single word of this, then it was a hit, there was no theater in the country, no operetta, they played for me, but that’s what we got with markusha. 0.001 percent of copyright, and hungary probably says everything, okay, this is the translator of the bandit, they were so pumped that in the copyright there i had a girl i knew, who means she was a fan, she said, do you know how much these two people get, no, i can’t tell you that amount, so i wouldn’t be here...

or you, it’s just a show of the pluchik, i fell on the beds, got dirty, had to change clothes, it takes an hour, well, an hour, not an hour, it takes time, well, in this house in general the servants take longer to get dressed gentlemen, they have no lackeys who could help them, i don’t i understand why it was necessary to risk my life by throwing myself out of the window, well, what kind of risk is it that i was buried alive in the ground or something, that’s not what i wanted to talk to you about, that’s not why i called you, sit down, you know what the king appointed me as ambassador to london, i had the intention of taking you with me, well, in a diplomatic capacity or something? courier, well, on second thought, have you changed your mind now, you don’t know english,

how can i not, well, well, i know, yes i know, i know god dammit, damn it, oh devilry, what is good about the english language, you need to know a little, you can achieve anything, tell me , when you went to beinal, the british brought, this is the brand of the great russian theater, all that, beinal in yugoslavia, and there i saw hair for the first time, then there was to something like this, something like this is modern against the backdrop of this porgy hair without suddenly,

and he listens twice then he can’t go out into the world, we’re standing there, he’s always late, in short, and this is the first time there’s a hotel like this, my first time.. i saw these doors sliding apart, and i actually liked these doors, and we are waiting, the day before at the closing of the festival, it means there was a huge article in the central newspaper, where there were the results of beinali, this is this, this is that, this is that, and huge,

which means the article was written by the theater of the past. since we remembered andrei alexandrovich , of course, one of the most iconic artists of that period, let's see your duet, filming me as a film director, you 're disturbing me, uh, they often ask what i

'm filming now, what, roughly speaking, i 'm working on now , i'm filming... will you calm down or not? you're disturbing me, you know, hang them down one, so, one at a time, so you fly away, i’m filming a film epic 1.1 nights, first of all, you all want to know who, so to speak, will star in the central roles? yes, i guessed right, yes, i guessed right, i think that seryozha himself will say a few words about himself, talk, dear, meet, then more.

thank you, dear, not everyone will make it to the premiere alive. tomorrow is a special edition of the time program: russian presidential elections. mancacher whiskey is a product of the steller group. cnop gin, product of stellor

group, cognac. no, such a good situation has arisen, with which could make decisions in accordance with the will of the people. aksyonov stood here and said: “guys, we need to close off all strategically important facilities. we sent a letter to the leadership of the russian federation, we understood that we

ourselves cannot control the situation. we need our already russian troops to arrive faster. transfer to '. here look, before the event , 700 people permanently lived on dynamo, now there will be 15-20 thousand, this means everyone needs food, communications, medicine, rent, generators, spotlights, ambulances, dry closets , field kitchens, printing leaflets, distributing them, potbelly stoves , firewood for potbelly stoves, well, you have to warm up somehow, but

it turns out to be 35 million dollars a month, transfer it through the maidan, the premiere, from monday on the first, on the eve centuries on... weapons are in order, once again we ask you to come to a compromise, met, mr. gunpowder, you

heard everything, then choose weapons, yeah, swords, pistols, oh, well, swords, friends, well, you understand this, well this it’s the last century, and it’s generally unsafe, there’s too much blood, then pistols, i got it, yes, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 , 9, 10, that’s it, choose pistols, well, i think this one is good, a good choice, one two, but i already counted, now you choose pistols , what to choose, there’s only one left, yuri borisovich, when i read who you’re playing, i...

grew up in the system, but you took a different path, yes, somehow it happened, and where are we , when we also thought, we’re all a little crazy, all the patients and the doctor are all, everyone, you know, i’m very - on this topic, when, it means, someone in the team is against me is indignant, the academy is located on zochi street in russia, the whole street, it is painted yellow, i keep saying that... you want the house to be yellow, yes, well, thank god, it’s gray - nasta, although, probably, are hardly different, well, since we promised

our audience that we would tell the whole insight of your theater, we know that you are very friendly, that you are connected not only by theatrical relations, shamnoy, i mean, yes, we are fishermen, yes, this it was amazing when... when it’s my birthday, and fedorich calls me and says: well, listen, we’re here silsan, well, again we’ll give you some kind of crap, which is littered throughout the apartment, another one, what did we come up with, let ’s go fishing on your birthday, and the three of us went, friends of aleksan anatolvich, naturally, because everyone knows him - in ryazanka, the farm , they settled us, alexander anatolyevich separately , fedya and i together, that’s it, la-la-la-la, we went to bed,

at 4:00 in the morning the door opens, dressed, alexandratol, get up quickly, now it’s the worst time it will be, well, fedka and i quickly put on something, came to the lake, no one else, dropped it. they gave us some amazing table, they cooked fish soup for us on the shore, i think it was my best birthday ever.

mentioned your new performance, comrade georges , i did it specifically, because alexandrevich said that i had not prepared, so let it be, comrade george is much nicer, you have a new artist in the theater, fedor, it’s me, yes, you the youngest we have is in the corpse, comfortable, interesting, but i liked it, don’t regret it, no, it was received well, which is very true, really very warm, and that surprising, yes, really surprising, because i was expecting a knife in the back from everywhere, well,

that’s sweet. because love is the attraction of my ego to an object of the other sex and a transcendental integration turn and, god, where did you get all this, and scanned, if you say even one more word, one of the two of us will have to go home, and why

you... changed your name, why did you decide that it was not vanya, but georges? no, i didn’t change the name, the fact is that this is the third play, which is composed of two plays by chekhov, lesha and uncle vanya, in lesh’s name is uncle georges, so there’s not a word confused or added, but if we go back, i’m very glad that fedor accepted the invitation, we finalized it.

with dzhagarkhanyan, dzhagarkhanyan was busy then , he was watching our show, sergei gazarov, i think, well, here i will play, so that they definitely don’t take me, so that someone else, and i specifically do something like that did something, dropped something, something, and i see that gazarov is somehow already having such a hard time for him, everything, i think, well, everything, everything is fine, after that showing them they say, oh, this is under no circumstances necessary.

without looking him in the eye, he says: tell me, do you know how to do anything serious? so it’s been 22 years, i don’t count. now, and no, then we also played with you in the balalaika in a contemporary, yes, yes , there was such a period, like this, such a story, like this, well, insight brought us such news that you would stage bulgakov and well such a good artist, as one can imagine in the image of sharikov, that’s exactly the job of an actor. yes, yes, over the dog, we will let's work, we'll try, i hope something will work out, let's watch another excerpt from your recent performance. every time we meet you on

the stairs, i see what eyes you look at the baby, right, but i told you, hold it, take it if you want, eh? yes, sure.

so they called the wives, so that somehow we wouldn’t get completely drunk on moonshine, and we lay on the beach, and the guy says, nayden wrote a wonderful

melody, but there’s no plot, we’re lying on this beach, and it’s blue, because it’s cold, you know, but in bulgaria. tape recorders this melody and i say i don’t know what it was on then on some there is snow falling on the beach leaves are spinning about the koltovsky mirage of dusty this is mine then it means he took it, then with entin when entin heard that i was where - i say that these are my words, he said, this is a judicial matter, you will jail me tomorrow, i said, i

say everywhere that the idea is mine, and the first phrase, in general, we robbed you here and did not give it to you, from here you had a fantasy, here i say that you are a great poet, a great poet, there is you... a rhyme that will immortalize you , he says, this is truly amazing, there is from pinocchio, these are the words, lingering, like brown mud, the smoothness of an ancient pond, why are you dear pinocchio, yes, pinocchio, pinocchio, brilliant, when i came to kentin’s house to ask permission to sing a song, i said: hello, legend! enten says : i’m not a legend, i’m a classic, please, classic, come on, what is your song about, the singer is unfamiliar,

what are you laughing at, what are you sad about, oh, how far we are from each other, now you and i black disk. you’re talking to me, snow is falling on the beach, leaves are spinning. oh, a witch's mirage , a wave of the magic brush, a dance of stars, rainbows , a living bridge, from heart to heart, a bridge, from heart to heart, snow is falling on the beach and... the leaves are spinning, oh a witch's mirage, a wave of

the magic brush, a dance of stars , rainbows, living bridge, heart to heart bridge, heart to heart. translate the word translator into the language of the night, into the dialect of a cloud or grass in a meadow, what about you, translator, there are ellipses in your eyes, you are not trained in this, you cannot, but i can, snow is falling on the beach. the leaves are spinning,

oh a magical mirage, the sweep of a magic brush, the dance of the stars, the rainbow is a living bridge, a bridge from heart to heart, from heart to heart. applause and eternal glory to the beloved wonderful artists of the satire theater andrei mironov , anatoly papanov, olga orosev, grigory menglet, valentin pluchik, thank you for the light, for the joy, for the kindness, for the wonderful, wonderful roles, fond memory, snow is falling on the beach. leaves are spinning, snow is falling on

the beach, snow is falling on the beach, falling, falling, snow falls. after the commercial break, we will continue to learn the secrets of the satire theater. our program is dedicated to those who defend our homeland. i remember you, pressing against the wall. when the guys came out of the battle, all tired and exhausted, and we stood with this icon in front of them, they were not attached to it. this is a lot of peace, it’s just so abundant, and peace

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stone, prayed for the dedication of the people of khersanez, and the stone became like wax, and his feet were imprinted on the stones. why andreevsky? we came to russia, our poverty ended, our people really came, i have been living in this state of euphoria for 10 years now, the heart of crimea is open to everyone, people from all regions of russia began to come to the peninsula, the crimean bridge was completed and opened, an airport was built,

roads, hospitals, kindergartens appeared in crimea, delight, i stopped seeing fields that were ownerless, then everything is involved, hello, happy monday first. 2013 is coming, a difficult year, but by and large it has become a year of progress for us. through the maidans.

russian empires, when the russian state , emerging from oblivion, achieved power and prosperity, and then fell into the abyss of oblivion, after death and total darkness, we are resurrected again and move along the path of improvement, i, along with the whole country , rejoiced, finally ours went, we are breaking, it was a blinding flash, a spiritual explosion that turned me, a prose writer, into a poet: confession on monday first. tonight we are talking about one of the most beloved

popular theaters in our country - the theater of satire. here, and what did you agree with him in advance? no, but i really need him, this is terribly important, i’m cherrymeyton, and who are you? and my name is sebastian, i am the valet of the late misterden, this is fabrice, he is not very talkative, but he is very nice when you get to know him better, and he is not easy to fool, very pleasant, very pleasant, just think, the old man has got himself a valet, i... .so chic mansion, apparently he really went far, and you knew my father, my god, you are paul’s daughter, and i’m such a fool that i didn’t recognize you right away, you are very, very similar to him, shave, she once talked about this

play, the name naked, she agreed on what it means, well, she and the sports student mishulin practiced, every morning they came up with variations of my last name. ozheshka, come here, cloudberry, strawberry, where is the window, where is the lash, where they gave me this for the new year, that means 120 variations, but i’m listening, it means about the performance, here’s a nude there like, in short, i dream about her, forgive me , naked, oroseva, and i think to her in the morning , i’ll tell her this dream, yes, i say, olga alexandrovna, i say, you know, she’s messing up the controls, she was sitting in the morning, i say, that’s how you tell me - today i dreamed in such great detail, she says as i say , well... like this, she didn’t say a word, she didn’t say a word, she went to rehearse, i think, you fool, why did i say that, that’s it, i broke my fate, that's it, this, this will be, this is a nightmare, the next day she... brings me this book, i read to you what is written here: dear sasha, in memory of our joint work on naples, i wish you pleasant dreams, kiss

your will, there was such a famous performance as how to sew on an old lady, that’s when i remember this performance and olga alsan, this is the last performance she... walks in slippers through a dslr and it feels like she can’t play, suddenly she comes out and says , here i am, and there’s a complete feeling that in these three steps she’s thrown off 40 years, there was a scene between us, when there was a declaration of love, i was looking at her eyes, i had a complete feeling that she was well 20.

in order to watch it, they gladly invited her, because again the theaters, she asked for the second act, and it turned out that she named her daughter, who was born, after olga san.

without changing, in my opinion, never, all the time he checks the suits to see how everything is, always comes with the question, what’s next? not so, she says, sura, all you know me, i ’m obviously, something’s on my knees, and my head, sometimes, i think, we need to think about this performance, so, well, so...

how you girls in the team are amazing who wouldn’t be here, at least one would say, i didn’t like the scenery, i didn’t like it, and what didn’t you like, for example, that you’re not prepared? well... t-shirt, you will sing with us, you will show us another facet of your talent, already. let's not loudly,

let's say goodbye in a low voice, let's say goodbye, it's light, another week, and we'll calm down, what happened, happened, passed. of course it’s terrible, it’s absurd, it’s pointless, oh, how could it be the beginning of a return, the beginning of a return, impossible, unthinkable, and

don’t even think about it... forget it, oh, how sweet it is, very good, it swam, it swam, it was and is over , let's do lunch, let's do the outfits, fill in the... work to be done, it's easier that way , isn't it, it's easier, isn't it, isn't it, it hurts less, let's not trick fate into telling

her a bomb not... worth the trouble, yes, yes, gentlemen , not about eight, someday, but never again, oh, how sweet it is, very good, it floated and... floated, it was and passed, let's go.

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