i’m surprised, but you actually have a wider range than me, i can somehow do it on three notes, yes, as they say in the profession, you’ve been around for a long time, this song, this association with childhood, this is with childhood, of course, for a long time did you live in the far east, for a year and a half, in my opinion, and that is, school was already completely, no, no, then we moved to ukraine, then my dad was transferred to the carpathian military district, that’s how my formation, all my school years were lviv. this is already in lviv for your nose, this is the first time in second grade i collected scrap metal and i was so nimble that there was such a long wire that was slept with a thickness, it’s wrong, but you can imagine, this is how it should be collected with metal so that the end of this wire gets into the nose, but that’s not right, no, just like that, it hit me in the nose, that was the first, the second , in my opinion, was the fifth or sixth. class - i

used the saved money that i won in gambling, there was such a game clack, this, well, such a bat is made of lead, and the change was piled on the ground, who is closest to this line throws it, then we turn it over, these bent coins, i won so much that i bought a bicycle for 5 rubles, despite the fact that there was no eaglet, and i bought a swallow bicycle, you know, and with this one of course. it was on this bicycle that i went to my mother’s sister, to my aunt, and she lived in a yard where there was a terribly steep descent to her entrance, and i was so excited to go there, in short, the brakes failed while i was driving, i drove into the wall, i'm about a month old, this point is this - it was one line, then it turned out this belmond bend, yes bend, yes yes, this was my childhood, that i was still a child. i really

loved showing pantamimes, i naturally adored ingebarov and copied what he showed, by the way, before entering the shchukin school, when i had already arrived in moscow, i met ingebarov and wanted him to take me to his theater, and it was just his seventy-first year, just at the russian concert they gave him a theater, they gave him opportunities, so he said, well, if you don’t get into shchukinskoye, come, he told me, so... but i entered shchukinskoye and after shchukinskoye taganka, taganka, naturally, yes, taganka, taganka, all the film roles, they are already you, were you already a taganka artist or while you were a student, what no, when i was a student, the first films were there such that i had very small episodes, in my opinion , the film was called your rights, autumn call, well, some little things, little things, little things, we all wanted to act in film, we lived in the same hostel with sashka abdollov, he would have been better . he was in his second year, i was in my first, so

we ran around the mass film, looked into every door, yes, yes, this, this, by the way, is a photograph , of a brilliant photographer, master , this is valera carpenters, this is what i photographed from uala surikovo, it was a picture of two arrows, wow, two arrows, and i think sashka was filming from rom balayan, lady magbit, look, i don’t even want to emphasize the pronounced one.

think about how to prepare for childbirth, then where to live, and how to live , and something else, probably, i was never a member of the cinematographers’ union, nor did i have this all-russian theater certificate society, and somehow i was like that, i was such a cowboy, who no one really needed, you know, an absolutely free artist, well , somehow everything worked out, there were some works on television, some works in films, well ...

you’ve already started talking about cinema, then, probably, the beginning of my film biography is like the present, it was in the seventy-eighth year that i starred in a detective, in the seventy-eighth year i filmed. the detective is very dear to me, i periodically forget the name of this film, for some reason, probably, the majority of those living in the post-soviet space remembers the moment where lenya is standing on a motorcycle, and i don’t remember, vadik zakharchenko is sitting, he keeps saying don’t growl, all this happens against the backdrop of the house where i was born and raised, this arch. on yaovsky boulevard, building 2 , under bell lane, there’s a man with a jackhammer and a woman with a gun, wait, these women with a jackhammer were standing all over the country, i want to upset you now, do you know where this scene was filmed, it’s right in front of this house, what no, it was filmed in smolensk, everything with and where then, well

in the film there are definitely shots of my house, this is a house, this is a house like this, it probably looks like the cold summer of 1953, pokrovsky gates, i’m behind my house... “i want to give you a small new year’s gift, your birthday is in winter, so just these years we have been taking tagankas, this is eduard hill, this is a little winter song at the edge of the forest, in

honor of your birthday, let’s just keep it up like this, near the forest at the edge, winter lived in a hut. she salted snowballs in birch tub, she twisted the yarn, heated the canvases, the ice was pricked, and the bridges over the river, the ice ceiling, the whole creaking wall, were dipped.

i can note that lenya is the owner of absolutely unique pobeda cars, you have two of them, two, one taxi, yes, one taxi car with a metal roof, and one very rare convertible, of which only 1,400 were produced in the country, that’s why she... .alny not only because it looks like that, but right down to the wires, the only part there that is not original is the battery, they are on the move, i drive, you periodically give it to them, well, i give, yes, yes, but in winter, of course , you can’t ride on them with today’s traffic, and in the summer you get on kutuzovsky on the reserve line

, and yes, everyone is happy, everyone, here, there, here he is, a seventy-year-old young man, and ? and working with alexei german, i remember what sacrifices, not every actor can do this, you refused to work on television at the peak of television demand, because there was a contract, yes such, no, you know, if we remember, it was difficult work 14 years long, but i can tell you that as time passes, my colleagues, my friends can only envy me, because it’s generally...

for one scene there is one scene in the apartment, where i’m without a piece of hardware, here’s a topless, i even...

because of my character , i say, this can be considered an epigram as a joke, but if the gaft paid attention to you, be happy, it means you exist, well, as a compliment, i want to tell you that the ease is extraordinary, we’ve known each other for half a century already, and i’m always typing lenin or telephone, or meeting face to face, i can...

you know what, so that people who are not suitable for you do not approach you, so that you, so that people who are not suitable for me do not approach me, yes, so that you receive pleasure only from those whom you would like to see, and let all my misfortunes, of which there were many, throughout your seventy-year life, they will forever remain in the past, like the misfortune of a black cat, a twist of the times of nations. once upon a time there lived a black cat around the corner and everyone hated

the cat, but the song is not at all about how people didn’t get along with the cat, they say it’s bad luck, if a black cat crosses the road, but for now it’s the other way around, but for now it’s the other way around, only a black cat is unlucky, then... only a black cat is unlucky, so let leonid be lucky, dear friends, this is the year 2024, the year in which leonid yarmolnik is 70 years old with us, just think, i’m very pleased, lyon was spending this time with you all these long years, i wish you to stick with us. as long as possible, i can tell you that i only understand that i’m 70 when

you remind me, i want to reassure the audience, that i don’t care in the morning, until i looked in the mirror, i have the feeling that i’m about 30 years old, so i’ll still work, i’ll be annoying, but are you really 70, oh, a slander, thirty-year-old irmolnik, the flight is normal, happy birthday, thank you. i'm larisa guzeeva, let's get married, good afternoon, today we have a bride maria, another maria and svetlana a... our groom is alexander. alexander, 29 years old, was with his ex- girlfriend; he was united by his love of goats, tattoos and strong drink. but when a fight was declared against bad habits, the horns to the legs remained of the old feelings. alexander, a restaurateur, lives in st. petersburg, is professionally interested in ski tourism, and admits that it can be stuffy. alexander does not accept

manipulation and subtle hints in relationships. therefore, i’m ready to walk down the aisle with a smart, athletic girl who... hello, guys, good to see you, hello, you’re all just like a parade, i like it, yes, in a suit, not empty-handed, thank you so much for invited, we didn’t even believe that it was possible, please, your type or no, well, he’s an interesting type, the hairstyle is great, how do you like his mustache, the mustache can be shaved off. it’s clear about you, except for one thing, that she knows how to swear, in the sense of swearing, wasting money, i believe that the ability to swear is the ability to first of all make peace after a quarrel , that is, if we want to break plates, shout, please, the main thing is that we we felt safe in each other, well, that is, like in spain, yes, that is, so that we could really express our emotions, spit them out, not keep it

to ourselves, but it was like, and we just didn’t know how to do it, yes, well, youth is like that, you don’t learn everything at once, tell me, what is it? there were relationships where there was alcohol, a goat, everything was very organic, i accidentally opened a fashionable bar in the center of nevsky prospekt, which was stylized as a communal apartment, our staff was in the form of farmers, we had a little goat, the theme of space will follow the edge of the theme of braids not disclosed, i’m not actually from the village, i lived there for 9 years, we had a farm, we had a poultry farm at the entrance, there were several chickens in a cage, so this is noev’s. not which one communal apartment? well, yes, every pair of creatures there was somehow found in this bar, honestly, and you found yours there too? yes , i found my mate there, i found my mate, i’m sitting, looking, she’s sitting looking at me for about 10 minutes , i’m looking at her, i’m sitting next to me, friends, i say, i need to get to know her,

it seems to me that it’s difficult imagine meeting my future husband in a bar, literally? an hour and a half later, i, a group of my friends, were sitting at her house, beating and not one of you met her in this, i introduced all my friends to her right away, i think it’s necessary to go out in a crowd, a crowd and not be embarrassed by anything, not like that to my friends, you see , she was very hospitable, very, i understand, but also uh, but also my friends, let’s say, stately, we behaved very civilly, very decently, i i think i should ask this girl out on a date, i really liked her, in short, she got hooked, got hooked for 2 years. to say that it was some kind of mutually beneficial parasitism, because i spent a pleasant time with her, and she spent a pleasant time, and also walked around our buffet, listen, but he told me she seems to have a great sense of humor , there’s something about it, well, with that mustache, yes, tell me, she was definitely a model or she was a little bit not a model, she was definitely a model, i suspected her of everything, there were a lot of different things about

her closed parties, model pr and so on, this is an event where models are invited...

i corrected myself, i told you. the goat is a small goat, we kept her for a couple of weeks, i trained her, she knew my command to be near, the command to sit, i couldn’t teach more commands because we decided to give the goat away, decided to give it away. to the farm, but an accident happened, a few months later i find out that the goat died there, uh, i still regret that i gave it away, maybe i should have left it

in my city, they could have afforded it, but they thought that she will be better off on the farm, i ’m really confused by the moment, about kazu, about the bar, such a strange story, really, and kind of confusing, alexander, look at me, yes, you look like the exhausted kharlamov, but there’s something ah... he’s not big, he’s tall, handsome, slim, what a guy he is , i think we will look great together, what do you

think, we suit each other, quite, our type, yes, but his mother will definitely like me, you wrote in your profile that you are a restaurateur , that means you are the owner or co-owner of a restaurant business, that’s for sure, but i have different data, you stated. only an apartment, no business, i am, do you have a bar, at least one or a restaurant, i have one property bar in the property and there is one restaurant in the property and moreover, another restaurant is now opening, and that you didn’t say that you have it, yes, you can say again where the money is, so son, please tell me how much you get per month, what’s enough, capital for a family with a good one.

physical education, so that the woman is smarter than him and can constantly tell interesting things, quarrels with screaming with tears, beating , intelligence and the desire to do plates are important, he likes it, but why, this is a requirement so that... so that she has all this, you if you want this, wait, that’s not all, laris, she must personally comprehensively

to develop, to love going to personal growth courses, to courses on mastering something new, and the icing on the cake is a test shot to live in an apartment next door, so that everyone has their own personal space nearby, a rose, i would say so, beauty and ugliness in the eyes of the beholder these are the words that are described not from a single word, i do not disown, i subscribe to each, but i will say how i see it: eternal swearing, the ability to throw out emotions is a skill that i consider necessary in the family , if there are any anger grievances that they, no, remember some woody allen films in which spaniards swear at each other on the street, they are zayushkin, well, you’re not that same spaniard, ideally don’t stand here with a camera somewhere, that is, look cinema, i tell cinema. from life - these are two different things, i don’t like to show aggression, i wouldn’t want plates to break next to me, meet the first bride, come in,

hello? i’m masha, let’s do it this way, you’ll be my athlete, and i’ll be your dumbbell, and we ’ll pump ourselves up together, it’s very nice, masha, thank you, thank you, maria is 31 years old, a former lawyer, now a fitness trainer, born in tomsk, has been living in moscow for the last 6 years, enjoys modern dancing, writes poetry, dreams of a career. the psychologist warns that he does not accept boorish attitude towards service personnel. maria experienced the passing of her father extremely hard, and during this period she felt an urgent need to

have a child. but she was never able to get her husband’s support in this matter, she hopes that alexander is ready to create a full-fledged family. hello, girls, i’m glad to see you, i love tomsk very much, i go there often, and my grandmother, she’s from there, she’s such a curvy girl, she’s very beautiful, it seems to me that she has something to show. larisa, is it possible, before we meet the bride, and i...

some kind of grades will be given, nothing is wrong with them, everything is serious, listen, what is this, this is for himself, the support of his friends is important to him, he trusts him very much , there’s a whole gang there, you see, a team, tell me, but children are born for the children themselves, so that this person is born, and not in order to, as it were, drown out grief, loss, well, of someone close, this is not good, maybe the husband was so wise that he...

even wanted children in the first year, but then we moved to moscow, we both began to develop and for the last 2-3 years in in principle, we talked about children, that i want children, we talked about it, but there was somewhere to bring the child from the maternity hospital, we rented an apartment, maybe he , as a reasonable person, understood that at first everything would be gradual, perhaps, but the income already allowed us to take apartment. that is, it’s not, it wasn’t, no, but i must say, i didn’t have such experience, everything was always mutual, the rule was to agree in advance, and i also read that you are the owners of a fitness studio, your mother helped you, that’s it, but you sold everything, and where did you spend the money ? you gave away some obligations that were there because we were developing , yes, they developed at that moment, and have already invested further, that is, your mother helped you with the studio, and you covered up both your mistakes and your

man. i didn’t cover up the men’s gaps with money, it was a small amount at the beginning, but then later i helped my mother, we traveled together, so then, then i don’t really understand, because i have this information that your ex helps you with money, when my dad was sick, we returned for 3 months and a half in tomsk, i was caring for him, then we returned to moscow and separated and the first period literally, well, i will say this, i borrowed this money so that i could get back on my feet later. they wrote on a kind word, but i returned everything, don’t worry, mashenka helps you with her ex’s money, and well, she gives money for the child for oatmeal, mashenka wants a partnership with the philosophy of a scammer, explaining what it is, yes, the philosophy of a scammer is what it sounds like, what’s mine is mine, what ’s yours is also mine, uh-huh, our family, yes our

family, a dream, my dear, please tell me, that’s why daddy’s daughter sounds very cute, eh mama's boy derogatory. psychologists explain this by saying that a man is expected to be decisive, courageous, and supportive, and a little son, as a rule, always asks his mother for advice, here is daddy’s daughter, who is very loved by daddy, this is not harmful for her role in the family, because her own comfort and life the wife will create it anyway. it only sounds worse

son. mother’s friend, that he writes everything here, so you know how to set points, so an additional ex, communicates with the ex, minus. my hobby is dancing, because since childhood i have been dancing, now it is a modern trend, i like to attend vocal lessons, sometimes i write poetry, by the way, your surprise has nothing to do with dancing, but don’t you need to prepare for this surprise, while you come on, you don’t need girls, i need my friend, i really want to see it. look at a hero like ours, like he will react to this,

shall we begin? oh yeah, i could never get enough, weather than an ocean way, oh yeah, now one is the key, two is the door, three is the path that will lead us to fall, five is the time you kidnap my mind. clearly wants to show herself from the best side, but she succeeds

, yes, thank you, mash, while there is only one question, please answer, why did you need a girlfriend who has never... the synchronization is lying on the floor, what for what, what is this for supporting the company, you saw how they looked at them like cats, just sour cream, by the way, about sour cream, it seems to me that her friend just gets all the attention on herself, but she’s a hot thing, masha has wonderful plasticity, she’s built superbly, she listened to music, she’s flexible, she’s not vulgar, wonderful maria, by the way, it seemed to me that masha from the point of view of choreography, it is much stronger than, should we not take it based on these indicators? understandable, but one way or another, these are some bells that show that the craft that the bride demonstrates has been mastered more technically than, for example, a friend’s, so it’s possible it was a demonstration of those very fitness services

that you can educate your own, and you think she was doing such fitness, but i’m not talking about that a little, well, he was very courteous, it was nice that he gave a gift, that he gave flowers, that he gave his hand, mendelson, dear, what do you say? and it seems to me that in this surprise masha just demonstrated a cunning strategic move, taking a less synchronized friend with her in order to look cooler against her background. meet the second bride, come in. alexander, hello, my name is maria, i know

that you love sports, but i’m sure that there won’t be any competition between us, because it’s already clear who the winner is, it’s very nice, maria, thank you. maria is 37 years old, a business assistant for the sale of investment real estate, a native muscovite, the daughter of a professor, is fond of extreme introductory sports, dreams of opening her own coffee shop and living by the sea, being proud of her appearance and easy-going character, warns that she cannot live even a month without traveling. maria’s husband was not ready for her exaggerated demands, and she was not ready for his financial collapse. he hopes that alexander will turn out to be a reliable partner. “hello , good afternoon, beautiful girl, very beautiful eyes, such doll-like ones, but in my opinion she ’s just a bitch, you’re a professor’s daughter, you lived

in abundance, right, right, which means you have such a well-fed consciousness, which, on the contrary, will not allow you to take a man has money, you must have..." stuck together, this is such a crisis after 7-8 years of marriage, and how long have you lived together, we lived together for 8 years, and just fight, what kind of life you had, what you don't have it there all the laws of psychology , don’t give a damn about it, there are no laws, one fool came up with it, everyone else is repeating it like monkeys , it seems to me that he suits her because he is in business, he earns 100% well, and this is her option, it was discussed, that you will also work? or he had enough money, i worked, and what was missing from the family from him,

what he didn’t give, well, rather attention, respect, support, and not the financial situation worsened, not that the man suddenly stopped earning money, it seems to me that they just deteriorated relationships, that's the trick the other was, she spent everything she earned on herself, everything he earned he spent on you all, that’s right, but he didn’t want him to spend all the money he earned on his family, of course, what he needed put it off, maybe for a rainy day, maybe he said: “masha, well, go , you know what will happen tomorrow, we have a child, you might have to be there, i don’t know , maybe you’ll give birth to a second one, no i know, let ’s still put something off, that’s how i am, i can’t spend all the money, i have this fear after the nineties will probably not be eradicated, i am always amazed how with the last money they buy something for their joy, at the same time there are children or elderly parents, i don’t understand this, i put it off,

plus i invest in investments and his business, did you know that he had some kind of stash that you were not aware of? well , rather, he had a different approach to life, and our paths diverged after some time , everyone went their own way, and what was the last straw, the last straws were probably lack of attention and disrespect. you are yours they also invested money in the budget when things were really, really bad for him, well , he wasn’t bad, and what did you answer to that, no money, no, no pens, no candy, mash, well, look, and then he’s on the day your birthday left somewhere, maybe it was his protest, and not because he forgot about him, well, yes, there was such a situation that it was my birthday and he left for that time, left me, well, wanted to leave me. well, with a child, well, in another country, so

celebrate alone, but that’s not for me i liked it, listen, well, this is generally tough , you must agree, this is just trash, it seems to me that there are two sides of the coin, not everything is so simple, of course, you are going to have a monthly vacation or travel, how to work, how and why work is a farm in general not about her, and at the same time you don’t plan to have children at all? test, i see that you are coping with it one way or another, you are young, beautiful, energetic, strong, and also a water athlete, what kind of extreme sports do you do? since

when did women decide that a man, well the modern woman is exclusively a must, must, must. in general, they have decided this way since social networks appeared. according to statistics, 70% of russian women believe that a man should provide for the family as a whole, globally he must in life, only 5% are ready to moderate their appetites. ask for a lip roller on march 8th, what a cruel truth, damn it, this is a brilliant joke, that’s just where a good sense of humor lies. alexander, please tell me, is your mustache your thing? the thing is, i'm a skier, i'm a ski tourist, and you need them, yeah, so that they freeze in the cold for photographs, i am a ski tourist in kornevskaya. schools are a big school, mustaches have to do with skiing, i

don’t understand, i’ll explain, i’ll explain, our guru, our mentor, the head coach wears a mustache, everyone wears a mustache after him, well done, you’ll have to shave it off, why? well, because our bride categorically does not accept any mustache, i understood correctly, i don’t like it either, this is the fashion of a beard and mustache, just bebe-be, well, i don’t like bebe-be, but he has a gurs. with a mustache, you know, and friends with a mustache, and maria, are you ready to show the surprise , my dear, yes, i’m ready to show alexander the surprise, but... for this i will need alexander himself on this stage, please, thank you, alexander, come along, and you and i will do morning exercises, despite the fact that she is older than the groom, she still creates the impression of such a light, sincere girl,

light, arms wider, don’t rush, three, four, plastic grace. general strengthening, sobering in the morning, if you are still alive, do gymnastics, together, sing together, look how he supports her, have you noticed that he looks they look good together, there’s a squat here, i ’m not surprised that you’ve lost 20 kg, it’s very easy, but his shoelaces are untied, so he needs to be taught to squat.

hello, hello, my name is svetlana, i have already climbed elbrus myself, and it seems to me that we can conquer the next peaks together. very nice. years ago i saw a dream, which i considered a thing and moved from rostov-on-don to the capital. he cannot imagine his life without skiing, snowboarding, trekking and climbing walls, he is proud of his conquest of elbrus, dreams of walking the lycian trench and getting to everest. svetlana broke up with her lover the moment she caught him in a lie,

hoping that alexander is capable of an honest relationship. hello, glad to see you, are you sisters? many people think so, how similar you are, can you imagine, yes, good afternoon, we are not, we are not sisters, we are friends, by the way, casanova looks like , yes, she is so sweet, interesting, but it’s clear that the sports one is also like that, i like her so much , tell me what lie you caught him in, oh, it was cheating, we were in a relationship for 4 years, in the last year he was already the kind that gradually, you know, when it’s not just a partnership, when there’s a soul, but... when they’re like cohabitants, there’s less common topics, it’s like you come, it’s like it’s good that this person is there, but you don’t really want to talk anymore, gradually this happened, and i understood, i saw, but i was so scared to start this conversation, because it was so scary to hear.