he was already a famous actor, people's artist of the ussr, i was a novice director, my second film was unknown to anyone, so i mean, i just called him personally, asked him, these are some words he said, that i can do this without you impossible, he listened to all this, asked me to send them this, not even a script, this episode, he agreed.

we were talking about his favorite jazz, he adored this music, you all know how few weaknesses i have, one of them is jazz, dach loved jazz very much, always in the car when we were driving and it was we have a sea of ​​cassettes of all kinds with jazz music, and he always clapped the steering wheel to the beat. that means there is a drummer and other instruments, and evenius samovich had a huge collection of records, which i still have today, for example, i want to play you polish jazz, now i’ll play you, oh my god, a dusty record,

probably the last ones who managed to film this house. in december 2016, the building will be demolished; large construction is coming for the world cup. evstegneev was a good son, he always treated his mother with amazing tenderness, often visited her in nizhny novgorod. after her death, irina tsivina, the wife of yves stegneev, found a notebook covered in notes about her son. mom’s last entry was: “zhenya left, i got sick. will i survive?” "she

waited for him, she was very seriously ill, she waited for him, they sat in the evening, talking, she, marya ivanovna, sat in a chair and said: “well, son, go to sleep,” he said: “well, mommy, good night, kissed she went to bed, in the morning she entered this room, she was sitting in a chair, she remained sitting, that is, she..." did what what she wrote about in her notebook, she waited until he died. evstegneeva’s mother, maria ivanovna, worked as a greaser at the krasnoe etno plant. in 1943, after finishing the seven-year school, her son zhenya also came there to work. still took its toll, after work

he performed in front of wounded soldiers, sang, played the guitar, even in the pioneer camp zhenya experimented with a bugle, played wooden spoons on a saw, but his strong point was drums. after the war, evstegneev played in a factory jazz ensemble, it became a real an outlet, there he was simply happy, he says, sanki, you say, you can’t imagine, in gorky, when i played drums in the factory orchestra, all the girls were mine, i enjoyed such success, imagine, i boasted. at one of

the factory performances, evstegneev was seen by the rector of the nizhny novgorod, then still goryakovsky , theater school and invited him to study as an artist. so the music world lost a wonderful drummer. but kinomer acquired a great actor. this was the first sharp turn in the fate of evgeny evstegneev. but he's his i almost missed it. how much will they pay? - asked rector zhenya. 75 rub. when you finish. evstegneev laughed. now i get 175 clean, i’ll stay at the factory. but the rector did not back down and invited evstegneev to the theater to watch the play in which he played. i myself was not mistaken, zhenya was shocked by the theater and came to the entrance exams. the teacher told alexander pankratov black how evstegneev passed the exam in speech technique. he read: storms are blowing, the sky is covered, whirlwinds

of snow are spinning, and then what he calls the beast, then will pay like a child. i say, well, how did he explain it, why did he spit? he said he was drilling. hates him, so he tried to convey to me, to the teacher, his personal attitude towards the storm when i was a student, and it seems like it was yesterday, but alas, then the teacher gave evstegneev a c, and today the nizhny novgorod theater school bears his name, and the local drama school theater there is a monument to the actor, this board, this board, this... you know how it appeared, a man came to me and said: tatyana vasilievna, well, why not, a board that didn’t stick to the law, a great russian actor, that he didn’t graduate from college, i say,

he needs money for this board, i’ll give my own. after evstegneev starred in the film “welcome or no entry to outsiders,” he began to be actively invited to comedies: old robbers, beware of the car, otherwise i will take you out of the field, from the rehearsal. zigzag of luck, the golden calf, the incredible adventures of the italians in russia. viewers still love all these films time and are ready to review it constantly. by the way, in the film about the adventures of italians in russia, evstegneev’s leg was really broken.”

twenty-five years old, but already balding at the theater. they immediately saw in the graduate an excellent comedian. over three seasons, he played 23 roles. and in the programs, starting with fifty -one, here they are literally everyone, in every performance he is involved. the audience began to laugh as soon as evstegneev appeared on stage. the slightest gesture enhanced the effect. the same thing happened later at the sovremennik theater, when muscovites attacked his box office to get to the play “the naked king.”

golden, so important too, give it back, i’m dissatisfied with you, we already felt the audience were just watching him, when he said something, the hall exploded with laughter and applause, that’s what i remember, the naked king, i’m your majesty stood here all the time, saw you stand up, roughly speaking, heard you, frankly speaking, laugh and so on, let me tell you the truth, your majesty, well, let me tell you, frankly , rudely, like old people. you are a great man the sovereign, dressed in a suit, he was without a suit, of course the king, well said, a contemporary, evgeny evstegneev came to work at the theater immediately after finishing his studies at the mkhat studio school, he also got there by accident,

the rector veniamin rodomyslensky saw him on the stage of the vladimir theater, immediately i realized that such an actor should not be missed, he invited him. study in moscow without any entrance exams straight into the third year. so, the twenty-eight-year-old provincial actor appeared before his fellow students, including one from the capital.

relationships, that is, a person very quickly establishes these relationships, but quickly and unexpectedly can break up with them. evgeny evstegneev had three marriages, the first with galina volchik. they played contemporaries together, or rather, they lived in this theater, and this theater. there was an atmosphere of universal love and joy and their relationship was permeated with this atmosphere. and there is a wonderful story, this is... they are still young, denis is still like this, it means that instead of a stroller they sleep in a suitcase,

there is no money, she says, and zhenya dreamed of a double-breasted suit, then i got the first money from filming, it seems to me, in donquixote, and my simple happiness was that i decided that i would spend every penny just... on him, zhenya puts it on, she says, i i, i say, how i held back my tears, i don’t know, because he says it ’s like putting a saddle on a cow, and i understand that if i start now, he’ll be upset, that’s it, i ran into the kitchen, which means they’re washing something there, something- they're making noise, they're doing something, in general, that's it, everyone's gathered. what about 15-20 minutes passed and i went out into the room and walked around the room

lord his talent lay in the fact that when he put it all on, he looked as if he was born wearing it. but unfortunately, or as it was destined, this marriage broke up after 9 years due to evstegneev’s betrayal, with the actress of their theater liliya zhurkina. evstegneev was with women. a special relationship, it would seem, unprepossessing, bald, big-nosed, but the actor had a magical effect on women, you couldn’t even help but fall in love with him, because somehow this warmth came from him, and this humanity was so natural, probably galina volchik could have forgive her husband's hobby, but youthful maximalism was still seething in her and she kicked out evstegneev, there were accusations, then after 25 years, he suddenly began to reprimand me that i

had ruined his life, that i had ruined my own life, supposedly ruined his psychology, he thought so, oh well, then we’ll talk, masha was already working in the theater, somehow they scheduled another night rehearsal, i think i’ll sleep between scenes, i packed my suitcase, put a blanket and pillow in it. and that means i’m getting ready, he says where are you going, i say like to a rehearsal night, between scenes i’ll sleep, no, you ’re going to a man, you’re going to a man, i say, dad, tell me, please, if i was going to a man, i would take a pillow and a blanket with me, in the actor’s second marriage everything was smooth, lilya was terribly jealous of her husband’s success in the profession, she was...

that she would quietly ride the bicycle for a long time , that’s right, i work in a circus, in which room, tell me, i clean the cages as a janitor. the youngest city of the golden ring, ivanova, ivanova, it’s true, the city of kivets, my beloved, my life, my beloved, i am yours, i know further, i’m singing something there, the premiere, i love my country, today on the first, this program

saw a video, my name is nikolai. this is the first time i have seen such contact between a person and a whale, is it scary with whales? not really, he blew bubbles, he started bubbles, and i popped them, i don’t know about you, but i just love cleaning, we bought him a ball for his birthday, it took a long time to choose and he destroyed it in 5 minutes, we didn’t even have time to go out street, always new year, always housewarming, if the owner is with him, saw the video, watch with us,

from the first day at the theater everyone adored evstegneev both as an actor and as a person, everyone already perceived him as a metro, he was 45 years old, he had dozens of film roles on stage. in the theater there was even a so-called measure of expressiveness, one euro per second, but he shone, this

talent is so, that is, what we call vitamin t, talent, of course, this is... the lord rewarded him with to the fullest, vitamin t is good, but as for the performance, of course, the old new year, it was of course, an amazing performance, i, for example, watched it 53 times, i thought to myself, what kind of life has come, they walk until the morning, first.

i don’t really need anything for you, except for what you have, in the old new year it is ivan adamovich who tells people what they are afraid to admit to themselves, and this is adamoch, he is always with the people, our man, bashki, we already know , our respect, excuse me, dear comrades, since there is a communication of vessels, and the ancient sage ukluziaz said, says:

and intrigued a little, there were intrigues, for 28 years of work in cinema, evstegneev played in 114 films, even his relatives cannot immediately choose a favorite, although no, they still can, but now i can’t name it right away, probably, well, like a dog’s heart, for sure, well, this my favorite film in general, well , the doctor on... about everything we have 9.5 minutes, with god, a knife, it’s difficult to even compare professor preobrazhensky with evstegneev’s first leading role. director of the camp, comrade dynin, but the point here is not at all that istigneev worked so hard on himself, improved himself so much that he grew to this role, no, and this is the most amazing thing, it’s just that

evstegneev could play any character, transforming 100%, scissors, but i don’t understand how he played a dog’s heart, kill me, i don’t understand, yes. in the same unattainable note of transformation, a reflex of fear, what can you do, where we stopped, yes, here is your book, you

said you believe me, why? don't know. for all our greatness, we say this without any pathos, evstegneev did not have stellar ambitions. dad, you need to get your claws out already, you can start making noise. stayed too long. he was very easy to communicate and never divided people into stars and non-stars. so after filming the film , we...

i’ll cut my hair today, i’ll cut my hair, he says, what’s your name, i say: shura, pangratov, he says: “shura, do you know why vitali santovich kicked you out? " i say, well, for long hair,

he says: no, just in secret, he says, your director hates contrast, i say, what kind of contrast, he says: “well, look at me, i’m bald, like a billiard ball, and you're in the front row with your hair, and he he doesn’t like contrast, so he removed you." that’s how he joked. evstegneev always showed young actors aerobatics in everything related to work, profession and not only on the set. once with the same alexander pankratov cherny and pyotr cherbakov, evstegneev arrived to the city of dzerzhinsk, to present the film "winter evening in gagra". only 11 people came to the hall with a thousand seats. i say, well, you see, we need to cancel. and suddenly evgeniy sanovich says: open the curtain, i say, evgenia sandovich, we are working, and the three of us, here is peter ivanov sherbakov, me and segneyev

talked for 3 hours about how the film was made, then we were driving in the car, silent, because i had some kind of sediment, that’s it, segneyev is cheerful, happy, they push me, he says, why am i sad, why am i sad, yes, if there were two spectators in the hall, i would work, remember, he says, sasha, one spectator will come, this is your spectator, he came to see you, look at you, talk to you, and our profession as artists is to go to people, i’m generally lucky in life, i’m always surrounded, for some reason good people, maybe because i don’t look for bad ones, this is of great importance to me for art, especially. this is almost the main thing, it’s important to see these people, make out, guess, but there are a lot of good... people

, calm down, comrade, we’re coming to you, professor, this is the matter, cut off, cut off, you can say what comes to their mind , anything, anything, you are painfully oppressing me, dad, what kind of dad i am to you, my god, i’m only now beginning to understand what can come out of our ball, and now we understand what kind of shining nonsense this is, what, i like people, well, i was married, i don’t care, azina, an innocent girl,

modern, we don’t want candy, we don’t want to eat, we want to go under the circus big top, i’ll assist you, come on darling, let me help, not oh my god , well, what is it, but it seems to me that the cocktail is the best, you have to laugh a lot, we push with our back leg, we push with our back leg, are you interested in anything else besides fencing, of course, what is chess, when the cubes are taken from your hands, what you are doing? i’m sitting and what are your fingers doing at this moment? i don't know how old you are, you just collected it? yes, the best, new season, tomorrow on the first. oh, they're coming, they're coming, guys, be careful, don't drop them, in 1977.

one take, a second, they filmed several takes because he was laughing all the time, and then they realized, yes, then they finally got one take, he didn’t laugh, but it was included in the editing, the take where he i laughed, but i have a calling, i am a speech therapist, i treat children, although i didn’t get married,

i don’t have my own deities, and sfifane, in the life of evgeniy alexandrovich himself there were different family circumstances, and as it turned out, they were all laid down in his cosmogram. the most striking relationships for him personally were, of course, in his later years, as a rule, people with uranus.

this is the same thing, and then somehow everything gradually, gradually, but this, by the way, is her merit, she managed to build a relationship in such a way that we really became friends, this is a very amazing fact, she is such a person, thank god that today we are close people , i can say that i generally have few close people, and she is one of those people who i consider my family, who i trust with my most... innermost thoughts, she knows about me all. irina and evgeniy aleksandrovich met when he was 57 years old and she was 20. well, wait, do you think that 50-7 years is an age for a man, at this age he is a man in his prime. my own, i think, strengths,

creative, outwardly handsome, i was never attracted to young people, the rabbit turned out to be old and for... and unsuitable, i apologize wildly, but he was gone, i thought that he was the last one after all mine, i don’t know how long they were there together, but he was happy, that’s what i saw, that’s what i saw, i just i guarantee that irina tsivina returned to evgeny evstegneev the feeling of youth and absolute happiness, and what extended his life, as all the relatives of the actors are sure of. especially in the last few years, which are raw, so he was, he has changed a lot, he has changed a lot in such, in my opinion, well, in such a way, how to say, in a good way, he has become more

attentive, humane, well, towards me , that’s for sure, it seems to me that this calmness that ira gave and this feeling of really family. it appeared to him, uh-huh, in recent years, uh-huh, irina tsivina and evgeny evstegneev lived together for 9 years, you know, because these relationships, they didn’t have time to deteriorate, they didn’t have time to turn into some kind of ordinary, everyday relationship, they ended at ... peaks of love, so they remained in my memory as an ideal relationship, which is why my personal life after it doesn’t work out. evstegneev’s children and wives

consider it absolutely normal that they all communicate and are friends. sonya calls irina aunt ira. masha and sonya work for galina volchek in contemporary. denis invites irina to appear in his films. and sonya. irina and masha are closest friends. everyone is united by evstegneev sr. it seems to me that this is normal. well, masha is zhenya’s daughter, denis is the son. well, it’s natural that she’s kind of like my own too. sonya is absolutely a lovely girl, charming. like, when they ask me. well, evgeny sanovich, he was your first husband, you understand, for me he’s like, well, a relative,

so what? let's go, have you drunk, runaway, teach me how to tap dance, so, here i am in the fourth pavilion, yes, the fourth pavilion, the legendary pavilion, here... here we filmed the finale of a winter evening in gagra, there was dancing, here our wonderful cardiballet danced,

here there was a bench, not a bench, but a chair combined in one row, pyotr ivanovich sherbakov, what unscrupulous people there are, from stegneev. the sphinx stood here, i came in, threw off my cloak , tried to repeat the lesson given to me by my

teacher, evgeniy aleksanovich evsegneev, and i tried. then went to drink. then the camera goes away and he teaches, increases speed, cleanses, that is, such a point was invented by karen, i think it’s brilliant that this man will run, run, run according to his destiny, along his life’s path, no one knows how it will end, maybe the fate of his teacher alexei andreevich beglov will repeat, wonderfully performed evgeny sanovich evstegneev, main character alexey beglov. with his fate, with his subtle mental organization, it’s like

evstegneev himself. the ending of the film turned out to be simply prophetic. beglov dies of a heart attack, evstegneev also died. yes she it turned out to be such a mystical picture in the end. yes, there is such a text there, i’m alive, i’m alive, yes, i’m alive, you know? i understand, i understand. yes. in fact, sometimes it seems to me that he is alive. it’s an amazing thing, and you lie there and see your own heart beating. hmm, how far has technology come? this device, an echocardiograph, allows you to see any pathology in the tissues of the heart that cannot be detected in the usual way. yes, it’s a pity, of course, that they don’t yet have such a device in which one could look into a person’s soul. at evgeniy evstegneev's i had a weak heart, and life did nothing

but test its strength. divorce, death of second wife, death of mother. all this resulted in heart attack after heart attack; his scandalous departure from the moscow art theater left a scar on the actor’s heart. this happened after another heart attack. it was difficult for evstegnev to play large roles and memorize large texts. he asked oleg efremov, not only the artistic director of the theater, but also his friend.

they just had 3-4-5 heart attacks there, they were precisely because he experienced it all inside, and did not splash it out out, you know, because when you spill out, you, well, you seem to be freed from something, so he was holding it, but in the end his heart could not stand it, after leaving the moscow art theater, evstegneev played in films , participated in enterprises, in recent years he had been unwell, but always played on the same one.

now, with a good lifestyle, which happened at that time in march 1992, that is, at this time it is not recommended to carry out operations or, at least, postpone them until a more favorable period, at least for month. on march 1, 1992, evstiknius

appeared on stage for the last time. and on march 2, together with his wife irina, he flew to england, in london he was supposed to have heart surgery, but his rich imagination, his genius played a cruel joke on him. on the eve of the operation , the doctor told the actor in detail how it would go. evgeniy aleksandrovich suddenly imagined his death so vividly that he did not live to see the operation. my heart just stopped. evstegneev was 66 years old.

collided with the man himself, his talent, an amazing thing happened: it was as if fate his genius, the genius of reincarnation, and retreated, he decided everything himself. evgeny evstegneev managed to do a lot, planted a tree, built a house, and most importantly, left children in whom his talent sprouted.

with him alive nearby, you know, i still lived a very good life.

a scoundrel in a dirty cap, the cook of the canteen serving normal food for employees of the central council of the national economy scalded me, god, what a reptile, and they also flew by, god, how painful. how did i bother him? am i really going to eat the council of the national economy if it’s in the trash? i’ll rummage, greedy creature, mountain with a copper muzzle,

god, i’m so hungry. hit by a machine gun, the white guard is completely defeated, no one will defeat the red army,

the white guard is completely defeated, but no one will defeat the red army. janitors are the most vile scum of all proletarians, human cleaning is the lowest category. the pobar comes across different things, for example, the late vlaz prechistenka, how many lives he

saved, sometimes he would wave a bone, there was a lot of meat on it. ball, the poor thing is frozen. typist, gets 4 and a half in the ninth category chervanets. they left without her, fed her rotten canteen meat, she doesn’t have enough for cinema,

cinema is the only consolation in life for women.

they hit you from behind. they hit me in the ribs with a brick, my whole body was broken, the battle, people abused it, enough, a ball, she called me, what the hell am i a ball, a ball - it means round, well-fed, stupid, the son of noble parents eats oatmeal. and the tribute to my career is visible to me quite clearly, tomorrow i will get pneumonia, and having received it, i won’t die of hunger, i’ll crawl on my stomach, weaken, and any specialist will hit me with a stick. yes, this rotten

corned beef jerk won't, what could he buy in a crap store? sausage? mister, give it to me. why do you need a rotten horse? you won’t get anywhere other than such poison as in musselprom, you can lick your hands, there’s nothing left, without a collar, that’s great, i need you, come with me.

babukhov, do me a favor, we know this lane very well, i wish you good health, philip philipovich, hello fyodor, there were no letters, no way, why are you sitting there, don’t go be afraid, uh, don’t... no, there’s a doorman here, more dangerous than a janitor, i’m ready, well, go, go, please, philip philipovich, the comrades moved into the third apartment, well, that’s right, as many as four

pieces. my god, i can imagine what is going on there in this apartment, so what are they doing, nothing, but fyodorich, they went for screens and bricks, they will put up partitions, philip filipich, what is happening, ah-ay, well, follow me. where did you get such a thing, philip philipovich, why is it so lousy, what are you saying, what a lousy one, it’s not a scab, oh, it’s a jerk, it’s what the scoundrel scalded you, now i’m living in

an examination room, and i’m getting cold feet.

testament of zhenya belausov. the battle for the legacy of the star of the nineties is entering the home stretch. all participants in the conflict are in our studio. you filed a lawsuit. why does a person write a will at the age of 30? roman is sure that the entire inheritance was once unfairly given to sister christina. if i wanted to cheat, i would have come from the very beginning, formalized everything about myself. why is the singer’s son sure that the star’s widow is deceiving him, and the document could be a fake? i want to know the truth. you know, i'll be honest, no. did you get divorced in the target? it turned out that the court divorced us, you can imagine, it was such a blow for me after 26 years. exclusive with dmitry. premiere today on the first, when you were entering into an inheritance, you told the notary that there are still potential heirs, you see, i was in such a state, the person i

loved died, probably the only love of my life, back in the snow is white in the fields, and in the spring the waters are noisy, they run and wake up the sleepy shore, they run and sparkle and... they shout, they shout to all ends, spring is coming, spring is coming, we are young spring, messengers, she sent us forward, what, where, when, spring series of games, tomorrow, after the program time.

from seville to grinana, in the quiet twilight of the night, why did you bite the tramp doctor, and why did you break the glass? well, okay, he came to his senses or he was an idiot, so it was i who bit him, my job, well, they will fight, how did you, philip philipovich, manage to lure such a nervous dog, with affection, affection, the only way that is possible in dealing with a living creature, terror nothing can be done this is what i have asserted, am asserting, and will continue to assert. they think that terror will help them, no, no, it won’t help, no matter what it is, white, red or even brown, zina, i bought

this steam-tailed krakow sausage, take the trouble to feed him when he stops vomiting, krakow, krakow i i’d rather eat it myself, just try it, i ’ll eat it for you, this is grass for the human stomach, an adult girl... like a child, you put all sorts of nasty things in your mouth, i warn you, neither i nor dr. barmental will mess with you when you’ll feel sick to your stomach, well, you’ve come to your senses, let’s go see the sick, keep quiet. hello, professor, you cannot be recognized, you are a magician and sorcerer, professor, like a dream,

we are alone, professor, it’s indescribable, password, 25 years old, nothing like that, believe it or not, naked girls every night. with thai, take off your pants, oh, professor, if you discovered a way to rejuvenate your hair, not right away, my dear, not right away, you, however, look, don’t abuse, i don’t abuse, i’m a dear professor, only in the form of experience, well, what are the results, 25 years, i swear to god, nothing like this, the last time was in 1899 in paris on the rudelep,

well, lovely, everything is in perfect order, i admit, i didn’t expect such a result, a lot of blood, a lot of songs for the diligent, i’m the one who is the most charming of all . one two three. you don’t have to show up for 2 weeks, thank you, the years are shown incorrectly, probably 54-55, the heart sounds are muffled, please, hello, professor. how old are you,

ladies and gentlemen? professor, if you knew, professor, i swear, what a drama i have, years, i’m telling you how many, honestly, well, 45, sir, they're waiting for me, please don't detain me, you're not alone, i'm like you alone, like the lights of science, how old are you, here, rani, this is just terrible, 51, take off your pants, please. this is such a drama, professor, it’s so terrible, i just don’t know what to do, help, professor, obscene apartment, but what’s good, why the hell does he need me, will he really leave me to liquefy, what an eccentric, but he only has an eye to blink, he would call himself such a dog that he would gasp, but...

maybe i’m beautiful, you can see my happiness, we’ll explain the advice. get dressed, i swear, professor, this maurice, this is my only passion, he is a card sharper, all of moscow knows him, he cannot miss a single vile madiska. he is so devilishly young, i ’ll insert a monkey’s ovaries here earlier, like really a monkey professor? yes, when is the operation? from sibyl to grenada, in the quiet twilight of the nights, monday, go to the clinic in the morning, my assistant will get you ready, no, i don’t want to go to

the clinic, but can’t you, professor, can’t i, after all, i only perform operations in extreme cases ? , it costs too much, 50 cherevonians, i agree, we agreed, until dates, professor, are there strangers in the house, no, eh? professor, you come to me, calmly, comrade, we come to you, professor, this is the matter, you, gentlemen, are in vain, walking around without kalush, firstly, you will be idle, and secondly, you will follow me on the carpets?

i am shvander, she is vyazimskaya, comrade pestrukhin and comrade zharovkin. tell me, it was you who were moved into the apartment of feder pavlovich sablin, us. yes. god, the house is gone. what will happen to steam heating? are you kidding me, professor? which one is it? yes. well, what business did you come to me for? speak quickly. i'm talking about lunch. we are coming to you

professor, this is the matter, we came to you to the management of our building after a general meeting of the residents of our building, at which the issue of densifying the apartments of the building was raised. who stood on whom? try to express your thoughts more clearly. the question was about compaction. do you know that the decrees of the twelfth. 4-24 i am exempt from any kind of compaction, it is known, but i considered the general meeting of the residents of our house.

the residents of our building asks you to voluntarily, as a matter of labor discipline, give up the canteen; no one in moscow has canteens, evendora duncan, as well as the examination room, by the way, the examination room can connect to the office, quite right, comrade, and where should i eat, the bedroom? it’s very possible that isidora duncan is doing just that, maybe she ’s having lunch in her office, cutting rabbits in the bathroom, maybe, but i’m not a sidor, i’ll have lunch in the dining room, operate in the operating room,

pass this on to the general meeting, and leave it to me the opportunity to eat food where all normal people eat it, and not in the hallway or in the nursery. then, professor, in view of your stubborn opposition, we will file a complaint with a higher authority, just a minute, i ask you to wait, petra alexandrovich, please, professor perebrazhensky, peter alexandrovich, i’m very glad to have found you, thank you.

excuse me, professor, in such conditions i not only cannot, but have no right to work, so i am stopping my activities. i’m closing my apartment and moving to sochi. i can give the keys to shvonder, let him operate. but only one condition: whatever, whatever, whenever, but that it be like this a piece of paper, in the presence of which neither shvonder nor anyone else could even come to the door of my apartment, the final piece of paper, factual. armor, so that my name is not even mentioned, i died for them, pass the phone to shvonder, be so kind, now they will talk to you, yes, i’m listening, chairman of the house committee

shvonder. well, we acted according to the rules, well, the professor already has an exceptional position, we know about his work, they wanted to leave as many as five rooms, this is some kind of shame, if there was a discussion now, i would prove it to peter alexandrovich, i’m sorry, you want to open a discussion for 7 minutes, i understand your irony, professor, we’ll leave now, but i, as

the head of the cult department of our house, the head, the head, suggest you take several magazines in favor of the children of germany. for fifty kopecks apiece, no, i won’t take it, why are you refusing, i don’t want to, you don’t sympathize with the children of germany, i sympathize, but it’s a pity for fifty kopecks, no, so why, i don’t want to, you know , professor, if you weren’t a european luminary and they wouldn’t stand up for you in the most outrageous way, you should arrest for what? and you don’t love the proletariat? yes, i don’t like the proletariat. “zina, give me lunch, my dear, please , gentlemen, i am the grandson of a manufacturer, and i can do everything, but

all i have to do is come to any team, perform there, everyone else falls down, through the night and the wind, i am destined to go,

vodka veda, product stellor group, name was semyon nikolaevich, here's the thing, alexey, alexey, this is the first time you've called me by name, this is not good, do you have a partner? no, i 'm working alone, see you in the evening, i can't, i have a night again today, sorry, are you serious, ruby? “don’t sleep, what is this? now you’ll find out, undercover taxi, premiere, from monday on the first, doctor barbindal, leave the caviar alone, i beg you, and listen to my good advice.

this is incomparable, note ivan anich, cold only

landowners who have not been cut down by the bolsheviks eat soup appetizers, a little self-respecting person operates with hot appetizers, and of the last-minute moscow appetizers, this is the first, when you prepared them superbly in the slavic bazaar, you feed the dog in the dining room, then it’s out of here you can’t lure him out with a beating, nothing, the poor guy is hungry, food ivan arnolevich is a tricky thing, you have to know how to eat, but imagine, most people don’t know how to eat at all, you need to not only know what to eat, but when, how... and what to eat. talk, and if you care about your digestion, my good advice, don’t

talk about bolshevism or medicine at dinner, and god forbid, don’t read soviet newspapers, but there are no others, so don’t read any, i made 30 observations in my clinic, and what do you think, those of my patients whom i... forced to read the truth, lost weight, not only that, low knee reflexes, bad appetite, depressed state of mind, yes, the harsh years are passing, fighting for the freedom of the country. others come after them, they will be that.

cool businessman, why did they remove the carpet from the main staircase, that karl marx forbids having carpets on the stairs, somewhere in karl marx’s office, it is said that the second entrance of the house needs to be boarded up while cleaning, and walking around through the back entrance, who needs that? why can't the proletarian take it off? his dirty galoshes downstairs, and stains the marble? yes, he has this philip, philip, that there are no ears at all? nothing like it, he now has a galosh, these are my galoshes, these are exactly the same galoshes that disappeared in the spring of 1977, one wonders who did it, i can’t be a bourgeois sablin, a sugar factory runner,

but in no case did they do just that these same... do not exist at all, doctor, what do you mean by this word, and this is what, when instead of operating, every evening, i start singing in chorus in the apartment, i will be devastated if, entering the restroom, i start, excuse the expression,

urinating past the toilet, and zina and daria petrovna will do the same, devastation will begin in my restroom. therefore, the devastation is not in the closets, in the heads, which means that when these baritones shout down with the devastation, i laugh, by god, it’s funny to me, this means that each of them should hit himself in the back of the head, that’s when he drinks all these out of himself, you understand , hallucinations and will start cleaning the sheds directly , the devastation will disappear by itself for two. you can’t serve the gods, dear doctor, it’s impossible, at the same time , to sweep tram tracks and arrange the fate of some foreign ragamuffins, you say counter-revolutionary things, but nothing dangerous, no counter-revolution, by the way, here’s

another word that i absolutely can’t stand, it’s absolutely unknown what’s underneath it hiding. the devil knows what, so i say, there is no counter-revolution in my words, they contain common sense and life experience, merci, you don’t need me tonight, philip philipovich, no, thank you, we won’t do anything today, -first, rabbit died, and secondly, in the big arida, and i haven’t heard for a long time, remember the duet, manages to work everywhere, doctor, let them sing in the big one, i will be the one who is in no hurry, i operate very well for the division, and there will be no devastation, but soon god will heal for you, yes, ivan anarolyevich, watch more closely,

as soon as death is suitable, clear from the table, nutritious liquid, and to me, don’t worry, filip filipich, he promises me potolonatomy. yeah, professor, this will be an experiment unprecedented in the world, i have no doubt, but for now we will observe a street neurotic. we'll need you soon.

i am a handsome man, perhaps an unknown canine prince, incognito, it is very possible that my grandmother sinned with a diver. that's why i see a white spot on my face, where does it come from?

well, the shameless one is already a log now, so as not to peep, i deliberately did not remove filip filipich so that you can admire it, you poke his muzzle into the owl so that he knows how to spoil things, why did you tear the pig owl apart, and she was in your way, in the way? i ask you, why did you smash professor mechnikov? it is needed at least once with a whip, otherwise he will be completely spoiled, look what he did to your ears, philip philipovich, you should

never whip anyone, remember this once and for all, you can influence a person on an animal only by suggestion, they gave him meat, lord, yes, he ate the whole house, i’m surprised he won’t burst, well, let him eat to his health, dr. barmental didn’t call, there was no murder, no? send the little owl today, besides, here's 8 rubles for you. and 16 kopecks. to the tram. go to muir and buy a good collar, but what do you want professor the swordsmen were interrupted by a bully,

oh, good dog, where did you run, come here quickly, well, where did you run, come here, come quickly, go, mistaken, it’s like a briefcase, i pulled out the most important dog ticket, with a knife in the heart , great. come now, now, zina, call dari petrovna, don’t accept anyone, change clothes, i need you, murdered klim grigorievich chugunkin, 25 years old, single,

non-party member. sympathizer, tried three times and acquitted: the first time due to lack of evidence, the second time saved by origin, in third time, conditional hard labor for 15 years, theft, profession, playing the balalaika in taverns, enlarged liver, alcohol, cause of death, stab in the heart, beer stop sign. come with me, let's go, ball. let's go, here, let's go, well, where are you going, well, ball, ball, well, let's go, don't be afraid, take off the collar, just don't worry him, doctor, rather the air!

can i leave, philip philipovich? can? well, doctor, we have 9 minutes to do everything about everything. by god, knife!

scissors come on! sew doctor instantly skin, you have no equal in

europe and. professor, stop it turn it over, quickly, crepan. the pulse drops sharply, stabbing, uh, heart. why are you asking, he would have died five times over, he lives, but barely, stop talking, he lives, he doesn’t live, the hippophysis,

come on. 10 minutes, the invisible pulse died, of course . dina, fresh linen, take a bath, and the devil vazim, look, he’s alive, but he’ll still die,

it’s a pity for the dog, he was a good one, affectionate, although cunning, which means, timofeeva, you want to star your twins, but i should give them names. well, i suggest these names: barricade, bebelina, pistilina, no, no, no, no, no, no, it’s better to just call them clara and rosa, in honor of clara zetkin and rosa luxemburg, comrades. victory is all around, hide the harsh tears, for your sake

krusam. meet our colleague, professor at the department of skin diseases vasily vasilievich bunddarev and director of the moscow veterinary demonstration institute nikolai nikolaevich persikov. hello, start, doctor, i’m just at a loss, by god i’m going crazy. get started, get started. the first one was produced on december 23. the testes and hippophysis were removed under chloroform anesthesia. the dogs were replaced with glands and a hippophysis taken from a deceased man. indications for surgery: conducting an experiment to

clarify the question of the survival of the pituitary gland and its effect on rejuvenation, operated by professor preobrazhensky, assisted by dr. barmental. interesting, so what? yes. and what are the results? the results are amazing. hair loss was detected on the forehead and sides of the body. barking, instead of the word gau-gau, resembles a groan and is vaguely similar to the sounds a and s, but the main thing is the stretching of the limbs and the replacement of claws with nails. ask, doctor. please, gentlemen,

it’s strange, the symptoms appeared on the fourth day after the operation, the nails are growing right before our eyes. i've been seeing this for 2 days now. congratulations, colleague, the hero of wells is just nonsense compared to you. and i thought that all this would say. what are you talking about wales, about small things, colleague, you have done something unheard of, a revolution in medicine. triumph. i am very happy. however, colleagues, what diagnosis will we make? is the case not described in the literature? i find it difficult, no one has ever seen this before. i'm watching, give him hearts, the change in taste happened yesterday,

here in black and white from january 7, rumors about martians in obukhovo lane were spread by cracker traders. when i publish this work, i will note that i couldn’t have done it without you, oh, it doesn’t matter, however, thank you, get him going, professor, he

’s back on his feet, but how is he gaining weight? 25 kg, he will live twice as long as before, turn on the honograph, oh this is phenomenal, maybe he wants to eat, please bring

graffiti in sao paulo everywhere, it’s true that you can choose any place in the city and draw what you want if you start drawing at some police station, then of course you will get an arrest, they won’t put you in jail, but they will give you quite a fine. what kind of men are here in brazil, very attentive and caring, it is clear that sometimes someone’s husband can go to the left, we have hot blood, but we have our own woman. she is always alone, i see that you mostly have women working here, we just

want the women's coffee business to develop along with the men's equally, brazil, coffee is just bliss, the lives of others, the premiere, tomorrow is the first, we are together again with those who love all good music soul, lilac fog... singing in russian is another task, you know, the gears don’t always match, you were still a boss, there is no hearing, no intelligence, everything goes in circles, everything is so organic, a feeling, that everything will end well someday, and that’s so great.

i remember one thing: a mandryan, what a mandryan, think of a mandryan,

there is no mandryan there, on the left side there are two bronets, one is mr. adrian, the other is marian, and he is adrian. sorry, i'm a correspondent for the evening newspaper, sorry, thank you, sorry! "i ask excuses, but there will be no reception today, the professor will inform everyone about the reception time, sorry, but today is absolutely impossible, excuse me, please, primus, recognition of america, moscow seamstress, primus, beer hall, a couple more,

beer hall, a couple more, kicking, a couple more" . beer, a couple more, moscow seamstress, moscow seamstress, beer hall, a couple more, bourgeois, bourgeois, don't push me, get off the bandwagon, i 'll show you your mother, stop it, primus, recognition of america, moscow seamstress, moscow seamstress, moscow seamstress, primus, beer hall , i have to admit my mistake, a couple more,

recently, a child was born in obukhovsky lane who plays the violin. only with the help of modern medicine was he able to see the light. in our photo, professor ff preobrazhensky performed a caesarean section on the mother. caesarean. well, caesarean. so this is dr. barmenthal. come on. i tell you the truth, on may 4, 1925, the earth will fly into the celestial axis, i say this for sure, exactly, hold it, hold

it. if you allow yourself to curse me or the doctor again, you will get screwed. he understands, philip filipovich, he understands, every day in him

consciousness awakens, professor, the ball will develop into an extremely high mental personality. you think? what’s the matter with you, philip filipovich, we’ve made such a mess with this pituitary gland that you should run straight out of the apartment, i beg you, dear ivan anich, come to me for a while, otherwise i won’t be able to cope with him. let's go, comrade.

the amazing experiment of professor preobrazhensky revealed one of the secrets of the human brain.

the mysterious function of the pituitary gland has now been clarified. it defines the human form. a new area is opening up for science. faust's retort is created. monculus, the surgeon's scalpel brought to life a new human unit, preobrazhensky was chosen, a perfect man in body structure, weight three puda, small height, eats human food, started smoking, plays musical instruments,

please.

philip filipovich, maybe that's enough? eh, speak moscow, speak russia! eh, apple, you are in a hurry! professor, what a misfortune, check your pulse, check your pulse for alcohol, open the windows,

open the windows, he’s still dancing, dancing. there is no doubt that it is his a son born illegitimately, as they put it, in a rotten bourgeois society. this is how our pseudo-scientific bourgeoisie amuses itself. everyone knows how to occupy seven rooms until the shining sword of justice flashes

over him with a red ray, shvonder. damn you know, the moon is shining, it’s shining, it’s clear, it’s shining, damn, this melody has stuck. zina, tell him that it’s already 5 o’clock, so that he stops, call him here, please. i think i’ve already asked twice not to sleep on tents in the kitchen, especially during the day, the air in the kitchen is more pleasant, what kind of disgusting is this, i say

about gala. why is this a chic tie, daria petrovna gave you something disgusting, daria petrovna gave you something disgusting, like these shoes, what is this shining nonsense, why am i better than people, go to kuznetsky, everyone is in varnish, sleeping on tents is canceled, of course, there are women there. well, women, just think, are no baars, ordinary servants of aforsu, like commissars, this is all zinka, i’m making promises, don’t you dare call a zina zinka, understandable, understandable, i ’m asking, understandable, that means, don’t

throw cigarette butts, don’t give a damn, s handle with a pessoir carefully. then don’t smoke, don’t go there, it’s as clean as on a tram, why don’t you let me live, about dad, you’re in vain, did i ask you to perform an operation on me, it’s a good job, they seized the animal, slashed its head with a knife, and now they’re abhorring it, and i maybe

he didn’t give his permission for the operation, and neither did my relatives? yaisk, i may have the right to present it, if you please, you are dissatisfied that you have been turned into a person, maybe you prefer to run through garbage dumps again, freeze in the gateways, why are you reproaching everything, garbage dump, garbage dump, i can have my piece of bread got it, but if i died under your knife, what would you say about it, comrade? and of course, of course, what kind of comrades we are to you, where, we understand, we didn’t study at universities, we didn’t live in apartments with 15 rooms with baths, but now it’s time to leave it, nowadays everyone has their right ,

catch fleas with your fingers, with your fingers, i don’t understand. where do you get them from? so, am i separating them, or what? apparently the fleas love me, but there’s no time to cry, cry, when. we will quickly change, the time has come, the time has come for labor. for all questions one on one in response and there is no other document philip philipovich i need a document damn it. or maybe

it’s somehow, i’m sorry, you know, a person without documents is strictly forbidden to exist, firstly, house committee, well, what does house committee have to do with it, how does it have to do with it, they greet you, ask, when will you say, dear, will you register, i’m imagining , what did you say to them, because i forbade you to wander around the stairs, your words are quite offensive... your words are very offensive, that i am a convict, how is it possible to wander around like that, well, what is he saying, this one of yours charming? you are in vain scolding him, he defends the interests, whose interests, let me ask, it is known whose, the labor element, are you hard workers, but it is already

known that you are not netman, well, what does he need in protecting your revolutionary interests, it is known that register me, and not... they say, where has it been seen that a person lives unregistered in moscow, this time, and most importantly, an registration card, i don’t want to be a desserter, again, a union, a stock exchange, but let me find out how i got you i’ll write it down, you don’t have a first or last name, it’s unfair. name i i can quite calmly choose for myself, ishabash printed it in the newspaper, and whatever you want to be called, polygraph, polygraph,

okay, don’t play the fool, i ’m talking to you seriously, i don’t understand something, i can’t give a damn about my mother, i can’t give a damn, but i only hear from you, fool, fool, apparently only professors are allowed to swear. vresefeser, and excuse me, your name seemed strange to me, where did you find this, the house committee advised, they looked in the calendar, which ones they told you, i chose, zina, the matra calendar, please, in no way there can’t be anything like this on the calendar, it’s quite surprising when you have a lookout hanging, please, well, where, yes , march 4th... it’s celebrated, yes, indeed, in the oven, right now, well, let me find out the last name, last name, i agree

to accept the investigation, specifically the balls, right?

will grow, remember this forever, class battles between the proletariat and the bourgeoisie will inevitably intensify, breaking up, what will it take for a long time to drive, a bicycle, a bicycle, right, i work in a circus, in which room? one of the largest diaspora in the south russia, and probably throughout all of russia in principle, in yasnituk, where the greek diaspora came from, the first greeks appeared here back in 700, trade routes passed here, i think when we prepare

to make a fusion of cultures, i will have a caucasian-greek pita , i will have leningrad crumpets with a greek sauce based on liver, cod, olives, everything will be tahinis on top, now tam-tararam, tam-tararam, tam-tararam. bon appetit. premiere. chefs on wheels. tomorrow, on the first day. so what should i write there? well, that's it not complicated. write your id, citizen, professor. so, so small. the bearer of everything. indeed, sharikov poligraf poligrafovich. supposedly originated in your apartment, damn it, you can’t imagine anything more stupid, it didn’t originate at all, but simply, well, in a word, it’s...

signature of professor preobrazhenskaya, quite strange, professor, how do you call these documents... idiotic , i cannot allow

an undocumented tenant to stay in the house, and not yet registered with the police, in case there is a war with imperialist predators, i’m not going to fight anywhere, you, citizen sharikov, are speaking in a highly unconscious manner, i need to register with the military, i’ll register, but fighting is a big deal, i was seriously wounded during an operation, i... see how they chopped me off, you’re an anarchist and individualist , i’m supposed to have a white ticket, okay, it doesn’t matter for now, the fact is that we ’ll send the professor’s paper to the police, we’ll give you a document, tell me if you have a free room in your house, i agree to buy it, sorry, professor, no ,

please get out of here this very minute, why? you started drinking, why the hell can’t i hear, turn off the water, turn off the water, turn off the water, you fool, i don’t understand what he did, here he is, you’re crazy, why don’t you come out, i clicked... well open the lock,

you've never seen a lock, but the damned one won't open, there's a belly button there, there's a belly button there, push it down, down, press down, down, you can't see the dog, light the lamp, he'll hang up, dog, damn cat i broke the lamp, and i started grabbing my legs, turned the tap off, and now i can’t find it, lord, jesus, have mercy on us, it’s a sin. what do you need? i'm sobskova! ralnitsa, the dog came, saying to look. i ask you to. she's soviet. please, please. daria petrovna, i asked you. well, filip filipich, well, they walk and walk all day. i’ll take dad, fyodor,

fyodor, quickly, i’m going, i’m coming, fyodor, what’s going on? philip philipich, we need to open it, let it disperse, let’s suck it out of the cucca, open it, where, in fact, it has faded, there is a lot of pressure, where it is, there, it’s afraid to come out, you’ll beat daddy, ugh, idiot! why are you lying there

chasing her all over the apartment? put it in the bowl over there, what in the bowl, she’ll come out into the front door, oh, you fool, you’re a fool, there won’t be a reception today, we’ve had a misfortune, it’s a trumpet. no, no, today it won’t work out, today it won’t work, zina, zina, wipe it off from here, she’ll be leaking on the front door now, what about you? okay, okay, no, today it won’t work out, no, no, tomorrow is another day, ivan arovich, go to the bedroom, i ’ll give you shoes, nothing, philip filipich, what nonsense, oh my god, put on your body, but it doesn’t matter my feet are already wet, oh my god, and... what a harmful animal? this is who you have mean? let me ask you, cat, i mean, such a bastard! i haven’t seen a more arrogant creature than you, when you finish chasing cats, a savage, what a savage,

nothing savage, it’s impossible to tolerate him in an apartment, the mince was gobbling up the blow, i wanted to teach him, you yourself need to be taught, have you looked at least once on your face. i almost made my eyes go crazy, what a bitch, and i’m sorry, i’m really ashamed, but until the glass in the seventh apartment, citizen sharikov threw stones, one at the cat, one at the owner, their cook ball. it means he hugged him, he began to drive him away, well , they quarreled about how much i owe one and a half rubles, and also pay one and a half rubles for such a scoundrel, but he himself, don’t dare, don’t worry, philip filipich, are you in a tavern or something, stop

these antics, here so, that’s it, and it would have hit me in the ear too. no, no, no, no, if you please, put a napkin, well, by god, i won’t let you eat until you put a napkin, zina, take the plate from the ball, how is it, take it, with a fork, please, thank you,

doctor , otherwise... i'm tired of making a remark, i’ll drink vodka, but you won’t, you feel sorry for you, you’re talking a bunch of nonsense, the most outrageous thing is that you say it with categorical confidence, of course i don’t feel sorry for the vodka, especially since it’s not mine, but filip filipich’s, but it’s harmful, this time, second, you behave indecently without vodka. and so you have to pour it, first offer it to filip filipich, then to me, and finally to yourself, everything is like on parade, a napkin here, a tie here, yes, excuse me, yes please, merci, but so that

for real, no, torture yourself like under the tsarist regime, but how is it for real? let me ask, i wish that everything is the same to you, experience, nothing can be done here, klim chugunkin, you believe, philip philipovich, believe nothing, and so everything is clear, i’ll drink some more vodka. well, what are we going to do tonight? let's go to church, best of all, if i were you i would go to the theater at least once. i won’t go to the theater, and kani at

the table takes away the appetite of others. why don’t you actually like the theater? they're talking like crazy, they're talking, they're talking, there is only one counter-revolution, you should read something, otherwise you know. i’m reading, i’m reading, zina, put away dedkavodka, so what are you reading, robinson cruz, this, what’s-her-name, correspondence between engels and this, like the devil, scout, let me know what you can say about what you read? yes , i don’t agree, i don’t agree with engels with the wallpaper, that’s

wonderful, god bless him, yes, and what can you offer on your part, what can you offer, otherwise they write, write, congress, some germans, my head is swelling, take everything and divide it.

slapped me in the face, i don’t have a breech face, because you pinched her chest, you are standing, you are standing at the lowest stage of development, you are still an emerging, mentally weak creature, all your actions are bestial, and you, in the presence of two people with a university education , allow yourself to give advice on a cosmic scale and cosmic stupidity, about how to divide everything, and at the same time... swallowed powder from a zoom, the third day,

get it into your head that you should be silent , listen, be silent, listen to what they tell you, study and try to become at least some an acceptable member of social society, by the way, what scoundrel provided you with this book, are you all a scoundrel? well, i need a wonder so that i can develop, i see how you are developing after kautsky, zina, zina, there in the waiting room, she’s in the waiting room, in the waiting room, green, like a kouros, yes, a green book, well, now water it, with libraries, the census is called, with this, damn it, in the stove, i would hang this shvonder, honestly. on the first bitch this amazing rubbish sits in

the house like an abscess, not only does he write senseless pasques in the newspapers, this is also, doctor, for god's sake, go to the circus with him, just look, there are no cats in the program, and how can such a bastard be allowed into the circus, well , you never know who is allowed there, what do they have there, elephants and the limit of human dexterity, what do you say, regarding elephants, dear sharikov, why don’t i understand, a cat, another thing, elephants are useful animals, well , very good, go and look at them, ivan arnolevich, my humble friend, please don’t offer beer to sharikov.

dear audience, i have the honor to introduce to you the famous soothsayer, mademoiselle, jeanne from paris and sicily. mademo is the past, the present. and the future, as well as family secrets, make a mysterious face, fool, mademoiselle jeanne.

one should not think that there is some kind of witchcraft or miracle here, nothing like that, for miracles do not happen, as our professor preobrazhensky proved. everything was built by the forces of nature, with the permission of the local committee of the cultural commission and represents vitallopathy, based on the teachings of indian yogis oppressed by british

imperialism. i ask questions, comrades, what is the most important event in my life ahead, the most important event of your life is ahead of you, by god it’s decided, damn it! harsh years are passing , the struggle for the freedom of the country is followed by others.

come, they will also be difficult, impudent, ugh, there is no time, sob, sob, when you don’t change... barmental, barmental, no, you call me by my first name and patronymic, please, call

me by my first name and patronymic , no, by that name and patronymic. apartment, i will not allow you to be called, if you wish, dr. marmental and i will call you mr. sharikov, i am not a gentleman, gentlemen are all in paris, and shvonder’s work, okay, i ’m placing advertisements in newspapers today, believe me, i ’ll find you a room, well, yes, i’m such a fool that i would move out of here, you know, aren’t you being impudent? sharikov, here is a member of a housing association and i am definitely entitled to a living space of 16 square meters from the responsible tenant of priobrazhensky, if you please, no, i will eventually shoot this shvonder. what the hell is

caution here? it will be a disaster if you allow yourself this kind of impudent prank again, i only have lunch with you and generally meals in my house. 16 irshin, this is lovely, but i don’t have to feed you according to this frog paper, i can’t remain without food, where will i eat, so behave yourself decently.

come on, talk, oh, talk moscow, talking, russia, come on, come on, come on, guys! what's happened? oh, fuck you, professor!

who stole two chervonets? i did not take. then who? who besides you? i don't live alone in the house. maybe zinka took it? don't worry, zinush, i'll give him mana.

philip filipich, i will never forget how i came to you as half-starved students and you flew me to the department. believe me, for me you are much more than a professor, a teacher. “thank you, goluschik, i sometimes yell at you during operations, you will forgive me for my old temper, in essence, because i am so lonely, fucked off, philip philipovich, of course i cannot give you advice, but look at yourself.. "you are completely exhausted and you can’t work like this anymore, it’s absolutely impossible, but in my deep conviction, there is no other way out but to end

him, and don’t tempt him, and don’t talk, i won’t listen, you understand that it turns out that if we are caught, you and i, taking into account our origins, will move away. we won’t have to go to paris, despite our first criminal record, you don’t have a suitable origin, what the hell, my father was a forensic investigator in vilna, but this is bad heredity, because you can’t think of anything to do with it, however, i’m also to blame worse, the father of the cathedral stalls, the mother and from families to the grenade, in a quiet bitch, the devil knows what? philip filipovich, you are a figure of world significance, because of some, excuse me for the expression, son of a bitch, but how can they touch you, for mercy’s sake, especially

since i won’t do it, why, but you are not a figure of world significance, well, why, well, abandon a colleague in the event of a disaster, and yourself go out on a global scale, excuse me, i'm a moscow student. and not balls, which means now you will wait until you can make a man out of this hooligan, ivan danovich, tell me, i understand something in anatomy and physiology, philip filipovich, why are you asking, well, future professor, burmental, no one will be able to turn him into a man, and don’t ask, i spent 5 years picking out appendages from brains, you know, what a colossal job i did, let’s wash ourselves, one wonders why, so that one fine day we can turn the sweetest dog into

such scum, that the hair stands on end. something exceptional, i completely agree with you, here’s the doctor, what happens when a researcher, instead of going parallel to the chips with nature, forces questions and closes the curtain, then here’s a ball for you, eat it with your porridge, philip filipovich, and if you had spinoza’s brain, what the hell is it like, please explain to me why it is necessary to artificially fabricate a person, when any woman can...

alcoholism, divide everything, boorish pig, yes, i cared about something completely different, about eugenics, about improving human nature, but what did you get? do you really think that i am for money, doing this rejuvenation, i’m still a scientist, a great scientist, that’s what, yes, here, doctor, in front of me, stupid hopelessness, then that’s it, dear teacher, if you don’t want , then i'm on my way risk feeding him arsenic, i don’t care that dad is a forensic investigator, no, under no circumstances, i won’t allow you to do this, i’m 60, do i have the right to advise you on a crime?

never go, no matter who it is directed against, live to old age, with clean hands, have mercy, philip philipovich, but if this shvonder still processes him, what will come of him, my god, i’m only now beginning to understand what can get out of our ball, and now we understand, and i realized this 10 days after the operations, so this shvonder and... the main fool, he is now trying in every possible way to set him against me, not realizing, however, that if someone, in turn , sets sharikov against shvonder himself, then all that will remain of him is horns to legs, of course, only cats what are they worth, a person with a dog’s heart, no, no, don’t slander a dog, cats are temporary, i assure you, the horror is that she no longer has a dog’s heart, but

a human heart, and the lousiest of all that exists in nature , i will kill him, but help me, what is it, mom, help, what are you doing, parasite, mr. professor on our telegraph resister telegrafovich, well, i was married, i don’t care about azina, an innocent girl, it’s good that i woke up, daria petrovna, excuse me, please, daria, “it’s a young matter , that you, doctor, i forbid, doctor, you have no right, nothing, okay, okay, let’s wait until the morning, let the fly fly by, where, i’ll go myself, i ’ll give him a benefit performance when he sobers up, filipich, tell him, russian. in hollywood

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today on the first. old barrel cognac, a product of stellor group. this is the program, you saw the video. my name is nikolai drozdov. this was the first time i had seen such contact between a person and a whale. is it scary with whales? not good. he was blowing bubbles. and i gobbled it up. and i just love cleaning, we bought him a ball for his birthday, it took us a long time to choose it and he destroyed it in 5 minutes, we didn’t even have time to go outside, it’s always new year’s, always housewarming, if the owner is with him, you saw the video,

watch with us, premiere, tomorrow is the first one, alena aleksandrovna, let’s pay more attention to work, that ’s all for today, you’ll burn the parquet in the stove, i’ll evict everyone, that’s it, listen, forgive me, you don’t know where you are now citizen - and that he is not at home, disappeared, why am i not an ass locked the door with a key, look for him yourself, what a caretaker, what a scoundrel, yesterday he took 7 rubles from the house committee to buy textbooks, dog,

i can imagine what will happen on the street, i can imagine, and i have him... i’m still he stole three rowan vodkas and borrowed 3:50, that’s what you need, because they knew who he was, they knew, they knew, there was no need to bring the dogs into the house from the street, you need to report it to the police immediately.

i am philip filipovich, i have accepted the position, bumagich, the bearer of this comrade.