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tv   Banya vodka garmon Gollivud  1TV  April 6, 2024 3:50pm-5:01pm MSK

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i'm philip filipovich, i've accepted the position, write it down, presenter.
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well, it smells, it is known, in the specialty, yesterday cats were strangled, strangled, strangled, strangled, strangled, strangled, strangled, strangled
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in order to be quieter than water, lower than the grass, otherwise you will have to deal with me for every ugly prank , i see, i see, listen, what are you doing with these dead cats? they will use poltas, they will use them to make protein for work credit.
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come in, be brave, what? come in boldly, undress, let me know, i'm with her i sign, this is our typist, she will live with me, barmintal needs to be evicted from the reception room, he has his own apartment, i ask you to come to my office for a minute, and i’ll go, excuse me, the professor will talk to the lady, and you and i will stay here , i don’t want to, no, i’m sorry, he said that he was wounded in battle, he’s lying,
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i’m sincerely sorry for you, but you can’t do this, with the first person you meet, just because of official duties. situation, baby, this is a disgrace, salonin canteens every day, threatened, said that the red commander, said, you will live with me in a luxurious apartment, every day she us... my psyche says good, i only hate cats, i took the ring as a souvenir, i will be poisoned, well, well, i have to endure it, you are still
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so young, balls. why do you have a scar on your forehead, take the trouble to explain to this lady, i was wounded on the kolchak fronts, stop it, wait, little ring, let me, oh well, remember what i have, i’ll arrange a layoff for you tomorrow, don’t be afraid of it, do nothing , as her surname, surname, ascended, every day i will personally inquire about clearing, has citizen vosnetsova been laid off, if i find out that she’s been laid off, i ’ll shoot you with my own hands,
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you’ll find revolvers on your own, beware. don't burn the engine, look to the right, you look to the left, let's go. you are here, you are here, look carefully, hold on!
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no, professor, i am very grateful to you, i have a different matter for you, philip philipovich, and... also threatening to kill the chairman of the house committee , comrade shvonder, from which it is clear that he buries firearms and makes counter-revolutionary speeches, and even engels, engels , ordered his social servant zenoida prokofyevna bunina to burn in the stove, like an obvious menshevik with... with his assistant barmental ivan arnoldovich, who secretly, not registered, lives in his
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apartment, the signature of the head of the department is cleared, sharikova, i certify, the chairman of the house committee, shvonder, secretary pestrukhin, good for me. directly reported, will you allow me to keep this, or maybe it’s your fault, do you want to give the matter a legal proceeding? excuse me, professor, you really look at us with contempt, i i'm sorry, darling, i'm sorry, i didn't mean to offend you, don't be angry. he taunted me so much,
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tomorrow morning a gift, i wish, polygraph, polygraph, serve lunch in the dining room. sharikov, come into the office, well,
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now take your things, trousers, coat, everything you need, get out of the apartment, how is it, get out of the apartment today, but what is it really that i won’t find the council?
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the professor asks you not to leave the apartment, this is not a lack of trust in you, it’s just that someone will come, and you won’t be able to stand it and open it, we can’t be disturbed, we’re busy, this not from distrust of us, they are busy, there is no need to disturb them.
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where is the cleaning supervisor? and who are you? i am the chairman of the shvonder house committee. who the hell knows where your cleaning boss is. we've been waiting for him for the third day. who's there? criminal police investigator. kindly open. where is the professor's room?
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what do you want, gentlemen? we have a search and arrest warrant, depending on the results. and on what charge, may i ask you, who? on charges of professor preobrazhensky, barmenthal, zenoida bunina and daria ivanova with the murder of the head, under the cleaning department of the mkh polygraph.
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dr. barmental, please present the ball to the investigator. well, let me. how did he serve in cleaning? i didn’t appoint him there, mr. shvonder gave him a recommendation, if i’m not mistaken, is it him? he's the same one, only he's become a bastard again, he said it, he's still talking now, but only less and less, so take this opportunity,
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science doesn't yet know how to turn animals into people, you see, i tried it, he... he said began to return to its primitive state. atavism. atavism, indecent words don't cut it. you saw he set the dog on fire. as for shvonder, i will actually manually pull him down the stairs if he appears in professor preobrazhensky’s apartment again. i ask that these words be entered into the protocol. get up.
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for the sake of the people, no counter will leave us chu-chu-chu tuchata just a little bit hit the gun making the quardia on its head the red army is defeated no one will kill the white gmania.
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a lot of blood, a lot of songs, i was so lucky, so lucky, just indescribably lucky, i established myself in this apartment, i am completely sure that there is something unclean in my origin, there is a diver here, my grandmother was bored, i reign. the old ladies, it’s true, kept their heads cut for something, but it will heal before the wedding, that’s all we need. nothing to watch, perestroika, partnership, reboot,
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sanctions, relations change, political rhetoric, only hollywood cliches do not change, there are rules in hollywood, the cliche must be used, armageddon 1998. soviet symbols, hat with earflaps. hellboy, 2004, cold, soviet symbols, hat, earflaps. ed, 2010. cold, soviet symbolism, hat with earflaps. strung to some very narrow, specific motive in the american. cinema, this is an adversary, this is an anti-hero, this, this is what needs to be fought and what needs to be defeated. american
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directors portray us so crassly, stupidly, and sometimes even evilly that you involuntarily begin to wonder. what is this? ignorance, indifference, deliberate mockery or deliberate policy? often this is simply the work of intelligence agencies who order scripts. and sometimes they write scripts, what is your evidence? hollywood works according to a long-worn script. our country is asking us to save the planet, will anyone refuse? for 20 years. “i have never refused you, i won’t refuse you now, i ’m flying, don’t let you go alone, i’m with you,
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after all, we will go down in history, and we will become legends, god bless america, the americans themselves are constantly saving our planet, and at the same time they bring freedom and democracy to underdeveloped countries, this is still madness, we won’t let a third world war start, what do you say, newcomers?” "this time you decide to close your eyes, you will pray that the apocalypse does not knock on your mother’s door, or you muster up the courage to save this whole damn world, this is propaganda, they show in everything how smart they are, how beautiful they are, how talented they are, how brave they are, i don’t know, they create something, there are iron men flying, there are people there, spiders are crawling, i don’t know... passing through space, there is propaganda in this, the rest of the heroes in hollywood films are either ignorant savages, or dangerous and inhuman enemies, and
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more often this is how russians are portrayed, move away, if you don't move away yourself, i 'll catch you, you have to quickly start the engines, fly away quickly, i ask you, please, move away, this is how they usually solve problems on the russian space station, i'm not going to sit here... forever, yes, you can flying home, in principle, this is the general approach of hollywood, that is, america is the center of the world, it is a city on a hill, everything else, well, insofar as. this american ideology was based on the theory of the ancient greek polis, the city of the state in which hellenes, citizens, and outside the barbarians, essentially powerless creatures, more reminiscent of animals. hollywood cinema portrays russians this way. and incomprehensible, b - potentially dangerous, well, in extreme cases , just frank, frank animals, as if yes, here are some carriers of some kind of
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demonic evil, here are the servants of this very empire of evil, and this is done, in my opinion , deliberately, what a conversation with half-animals, well , you can try to tame them, but in general , yes, if something happens , you have to kill them right away, you shouldn’t think about what representing us in hollywood is a simple wish. and directors to make the plot more dramatic. in fact, many films in hollywood are made at the request of us government agencies and intelligence agencies. for example, it is known that on november 11, 2001, after the explosion of the twin towers in new york, a meeting was held between karl rove, a senior adviser to then us president george w. bush, and representatives of major film and television industries. heads of guilds, screenwriters, actors. directors were given clear instructions to put into production a number of films where the military must fight middle eastern terrorism and naturally defeat it. since that time, the main
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enemies... i think we will soon see new negative images of our compatriots in films, this is already happening, here is a recent example, the animated series family guy. in one of the episodes chelyabinsk was shown, it would seem that there was something wrong with it, but the point, of course, is not that the russian city was shown, but how it was shown. in the series , chelyabinsk narachito is depicted as cold, gray and dirty, in which all the local residents
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they drink vodka without interruption. hero. the griffins call the city the ural chicago and a collapsing village, although more than a million people live in this supposed village, this is how chelyabinsk looks in the series, and this is how chelyabinsk looks in real life, two big differences, aren’t they, the image of the russian city shown in the cartoon is an example of anti-russian activity through mass culture. an information war is being waged against russia. in books, textbooks, films and even cartoons, the image of russia is specially created, like countries where everyone is dissatisfied with life, drinks, uses drugs, steals, takes bribes. through such seemingly harmless jokes, a hybrid war is going on. this has been going on for so long that american directors have developed a whole set of cliches for all occasions. russia is equal to the ussr.
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since the cold war, the portrayal of the russian in hollywood has remained virtually unchanged. we remain eccentric enemies so that there is a direct association with the history of the ussr, a country that once caused fear of nuclear war terrified every american. hollywood cinema is full of symbols of the past. busts of lenin, red banners, serb and... here is an example from the movie hellboy in the yard in 2004, but near the military base we see the same hammer and sickle inscription ussr, inside the warehouse there is also something similar to the soviet banner hanging, with a hammer and sickle framed star. i have collected a very interesting collection. this is our heritage.
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if the russian doesn't appear, then in 99% of cases shank's hat will be on his head. the average american really i’m sure we russians don’t leave the house without a hat with earflaps, even in the summer. no wonder this is the most popular souvenir among foreign tourists in our country. the bomb is in the kremlin. this is the only place where they won't look.
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an assistant is needed, that is you. go with him, quickly, you will help me. the cold war is not over. the classic hollywood stereotype is, of course, ushenka's hat with a star in the forehead, like ivan dank's from the movie red heat. now that's a problem. in another 10 years we could turn into harlem. this is not will happen. oh, i'm afraid you're wrong. the americans and their western friends would be very surprised if they learned that ushenka’s hat is not ours at all, but their own invention. this headdress came to russia from england, and there from norway, thanks to the polar traveler fridtjof nansen. nanson undertook a trip to the north pole, he took a hat from the greenlanders, from the indigenous people in greenland and slightly transformed it, made it. these hats began to be used in england, and so on. as england supported
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kolchak, she supplied them with hats, which they are called nansonki,
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shanka hats appeared in the forties , they are already widespread, well, that is, they are starting to be worn en masse in the army, what kind of hat is this, look, you stupid russian is jealous, put on an american outfit, look at what a freak you are, i’m going on a date, and you stay at home usa! by hollywood standards, a russian's clothes do not attract admiration for luxury. this is rather another hint of the villain, clothes in black colors, long out of fashion, worn out by time.
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this is the law, damn it! and oh my, the hero of vladimir mashkov in the film mission: impossible protocol phantom wears a black leather jacket from the dashing nineties. in general, leather jackets are as popular among us as hats among shankas. cease fire, stand down, put away your weapon, where you are shooting, we are still being pulled to some very narrow place.
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fama kinyaev. film the bourne identity. this is the name of a simple russian guy according to his passport. the americans didn’t bother, they simply switched the keyboard to the russian layout and typed
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“fama” yaev in english letters. this is what happened. if this were a comedy, it would still be possible laugh, but this action movie is filmed with a pretense of authenticity. i am american.
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the head of the toe, however, whatever you call the ship, so it will float, how long to sail, about 2 weeks, something incredible is happening here, what you see now, a terrible cloud of snow hanging over the russian city of novosyoersk, you can’t even say it all, then there is a screenwriter’s idea, it should somehow be reflected in the emotional reaction of the viewer, but how this will be achieved is the tenth matter, so these are all sorts of details, what is shown on the map, here or there as in james bond there was general gogol there or everything else, well, what difference does it make...
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there is something else, here are the inscriptions on russian spy equipment, after hesitation and the engine suddenly the words come, i hate, and john bush is also mentioned, this , by the way, is a famous american musician. in the movie get smart , secret agents end up on a secret mission. nuclear warhead plant in russia. and what do they see? in addition to weapons, the insidious russians do something much worse: syrup-calluses. or here’s another example, a banner for members only. don't think anything bad. this is in the american film the punisher - just a sign at the entrance to the gym. none of the hollywood editors bothered to ask whether we were a club member or a party member. and just a member, as they say, two big differences, those
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photographs, who paid for them, who, well , bam, well, at least a little, but study the issue, well, it’s not difficult, i would take any picture, i would study the form of clothing, yes, how to dress, manners of speaking, sayings, sayings, also in many films are not considered important. follow the text that is spoken russian characters, most often we hear a monologue hastily translated by an online translator with a funny accent, who is this? what do you think, this is peter, isn’t i in your phone, the police report says that the policeman, others, what is this, sorry, such a connection, yes, so... in the end it turns out to be a continuous red heat, because
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we and such simple ludas, for this you are such a loser, what is your evidence, but is it really difficult in hollywood to find a russian translator or a russian actor who can competently voice russian speech, yes... of course, it’s not difficult, it’s just that american producers don’t spend time and money on this, they not only don’t need it, it’s not important to them. igor zhizhikin starred in steven spielberg's film indiana jones and the kingdom of the crystal skull, and could not resist when he heard his native speech performed by yugoslav actors during the editing. “comrade
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colonel, you’re okay, everything will be fine, let’s go, my eyes widened, i said, stephen, well, this is impossible, well, and he, childishly , doesn’t understand why, igor, didn’t you understand that they said, i say understood, didn’t they speak russian, i speak russian, so what’s the problem?” “he really doesn’t understand, i say, well, the problem is the accent, he says, but what difference does it make to us , what accent, we all we know that this is the russian language, that’s all, only the participation of igor zhizhikin changed the american usual approach to business, the actor persuaded spielberg to dub the russian heroes with his own voice, find jones. untie me, i’ll hug you,
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with music in films about russia it’s the same story as with inscriptions, accents, translation difficulties, no one’s credibility interested. kalinka-malinka - this could be tsarist russia, or the ussr, a picnic around the fire in modern russia. english film by eugene.
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he played eugene onegin in the film by his sister martha finds. i say, why, oh, is viburnum blooming? we made this movie, not for you. beautiful melody, beautiful. i really love russian music. and it was i who suggested inserting this song. i think it fits very stylistically. so, well, editorial mistakes happen. russians always drink. another common cliche: if there is a russian in an american film, he he is definitely either drunk or about to get drunk. mood, mood, your
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health, your health, we'll be fine, they all think that there are bears walking down the street, that we're all eating vodka, would you like it? what does george clooney find in the picture of gravity on a russian ship, that’s right, a bottle of vodka, for...
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well, naturally, all the idiots there and so on. such, for example, is the russian gangster konstantin canalieu from the police academy with the colorful face of ron perlman. you, my dear adam, will write a new version of the game. we 'll call it. a new game. it's connected with. it is no coincidence that it was arnold schwarzenegger with his square jaw who was entrusted with playing
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a soviet policeman in the film red heat, cocaine. types, this is an opportunity to advertise oneself, certain goods, all this certainly affects the public consciousness, so yes, cinema is a powerful means of influencing minds, and this is still the case, in russia there are military bases everywhere, people are waiting for either a miracle
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or revolution, power will pass to him, the blood of many will probably be shed. to create the image of an enemy, you need to convince the viewer how dangerously insidious he is, which is why in hollywood russians constantly live on military bases, or close to them. usa, usa, stupid russian started something, america will protect. america, democracy is in danger, drank, sawed children. pitka tool, butcher's ax, don't be afraid, kids, i will protect you, this stupid russian, secret russian weapons, actually this is a birdhouse. as soon as brezhnev, tell the pentagon, the secret weapon
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of the stupid russians is the brovezhnik, i heard it in the kremlin, i heard it in the kremlin, okay, i didn’t follow the new roles now, as it were russians in their interpretations, but... and it seems to me that russian, i think so , again, has become more, more sophisticated, bad, if he was clearly bad there, now he is more protected bad, in the film 2004 year halboy shows a military base in moscow, where there is one bureau and two warehouses, according to the signs, in the film broken arrow with john travolta and christian slater is shown as if in any post-soviet republic. you can buy a nuclear warhead for two bmws. nuclear weapons can also be purchased in a less sophisticated way. in
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in any former soviet republic they will sell you a couple of missiles for the price of a bmw. russia. in the film red-2, the russian military miraculously combines unmotivated viciousness with almost childish naivety. they immediately lead foreign agents. in their hangars they show them what, how and where it’s bad, and welcome, friends, i would never have thought that i would be transporting frank moses to the very heart of mother russia. go! in 2017, the eighth part
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of the cult blockbuster fast and the furious was released. the filmmakers sent the main characters to russia, where do you think? naturally, to a secret military naval base in a certain mysterious city of vladovin. this is the demonization of the enemy, reducing him to the status of a non-human, that is, the russians should be presented as not people, not people against whom anything can be done, against whom you can kill, who can be destroyed, against whom sanctions can be imposed, sent there. ammunition with united uranus, well , since these are non-humans, why think about them,
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let’s leave, there is no summer in russia, of course, in some regions of russia it’s winter, really, maybe... lasts more than six months, but for hollywood truth and reality do not play any role. russia should always be shown as an icy, snowy country; this creates feelings of discomfort, anxiety and fear. a well-known hollywood psychological technique works like the twenty-fifth frame on the subconscious. where the russians are, it is always cold and there is snow in winter, while the americans, their friends, bring warmth, light and bright colors to the screens. do you need help?
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the film independence day shows the russian headquarters, where pilots in vests are drinking vodka and smoking belomor, outside the window you can see the domes of the orthodox church, covered with snow, and we remember that us independence day is july 4, summer in russia, no, we haven’t heard, i’m not used to such an oak tree, brother, how am i after women i will delight you, here is an ordinary residential area of ​​moscow in the film "red sparrow", the absolutely deserted snowy road to the reconnaissance school is impressive.
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where do you think it is? the urals, the siberian taiga? no. this is moscow, the largest metropolis in europe. welcome to the special school. i am yours leader. here is the name you will be use during training. never reveal your real name or information about yourself to the staff or any of the cadets. it's clear? yes. the same general impression is created in the blockbuster halboy, when in volokolamsk, near moscow, the heroes are looking for rasputin’s grave. “forget about it, we won’t find raspotin’s movsalums, but the place, it stinks dirty, winter haunts russians not only at home, they carry it with them anywhere in the world, for example, in the film red, as soon as the heroes approach the russian embassy, snow starts to fall right away, i'm afraid i won't
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be able to go, frank, last time. they put electric wires in all sorts of not very pleasant places for me, that is, in the presence of russians it becomes not only cold, but bad and scary, so alienation is laid at the subconscious level, tell ivan simonov that frank moses, frank moses, frank moses, frank moses, wants to talk to him, what will it take for a long time, quietly?
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what they say, the main thing for them is that it works for the main idea, there must be an enemy, which they, of course, are very with difficulty, but in the end they win and most often even save the world, it’s just david and glyab, they stand against each other, and the russian champion looks terrifying, i’ll break you,
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is it worth being offended by such a spreading cranberry? it would seem that this is a cartoon, only stupid people are offended by the cartoon, and it cannot be that the leaders of all progressive mankind were so naive and stupid , they actually believed that in russia it is always cold and hungry, in fact, maybe they do. in general , in this sense, from the point of view of playing on passions, they are, of course, absolute professionals, they isolate very well. so to speak, in people in entire communities, what passions and weaknesses can be played on, they play on it like a piano, they do their job, do their job for big, big money, which is then used there in politics and so on. mikhail gorevoy, who starred in the american films bridge of spies and the hitman's bodyguard, is sure that the main thing for hollywood is to impress the viewer. and here, as in war, all means
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are good. cinema is artistic truth. cinema is a certain product that affects your soul, you consume it, and if it is a good movie, if the director is good, then it plays on your soul. like on an organ, it’s true that cinema primarily affects the emotions of the viewer, here everything works to create the desired image in hollywood, even the colors in the film red sparrow in russia are gloomily dull. the heroes wear gray chanels, gray suits, and the interiors of their apartments are depressing. goodbye darling, i 'll be back by ten. okay, hi, lena, hi, beautiful. dark, discreet color hair, sad-colored clothes, tortured facial expression. the heroine jennifer lawrence in moscow looks like a gray mouse. but once she
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gets to europe, everything changes. bright makeup appears, lawrence is already blonde with a stylish hairstyle in fashionable clothes, around the sun, bright colors and an atmosphere of joy. it suits you to be a blonde, we met, i saw you in the pool yesterday on the tram, it seems you are mistaken, the same play of color in the film about diamond smuggling from yakutia, professional skianurim, hurry up, st. petersburg is not the same without you, before meeting, the viewer sees the hero’s american apartment, shiny white. modern technology, bright dishes. and so he finds himself in a peaceful house, a kitchen with some dirty pink
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cabinets, everything is so faded and dreary that you can’t even distinguish the color. in america they always apologize for their own stupidity. not common, but still considered good. intentionally or unconsciously, americans see us as a civilizational enemy, and cinema becomes a weapon, a means of propaganda, sometimes exquisitely subtle and sophisticated, but more often straightforward and crude. if you are a spy, i i won't be happy about this. no, i'm not a spy. you didn’t know how deep this layer of culture is in our country.
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and thank you all for not turning your back on me. note that russians in hollywood films almost never have children. why? but because children do not fit in with the image of the enemy. the enemy cannot be loving, caring and merciful. it is the american monopoly to save the world, to empathize with the oppressed, to protect the weak and defenseless. russian in hollywood is a weapon of death. and only money and violence can love such a character, like the hero of alexander baluev in in the movie peacemaker, he’s like that for a dollar and is ready to sell anything, even a nuclear bomb, even a friend, even his own mother, and i hate these
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new bills, they don’t look like real ones, look, his eyes look kind of sick, even with very good there was goodwill towards me and so on, and when you found good agents and so on and so on, you were still... not a cadet, he attacked me, defending his honor, you were ready to deprive russia of a promising cadet, i didn’t have intentions to deprive russia of something, but this is a fact, the hero of keanu reeves in the city of mirny
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meets a lonely russian girl, who is looked after by her brother, also childless, very tasty, uh-huh, my brother’s wife, she ’s not good for much, but she knows how to cook, and also... russian katya and natasha in american films are most often faceless brunettes with sad the gaze of a martyr. if you are lucky enough to be born a beauty, and even a bright blonde, then there is a direct path to... a kgb school, where they will turn her into a soulless spy. you shouldn't have made me angry, buddy. we always want to see them, well, normal guys, to cooperate with them, because we want to to live with them, but they don’t want to live with us, so they want to see us as klutzes, some kind of scoundrels who, in general, have no right. here to be with them
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on the same territory, in fairness it must be said, sworn friends from russians did not always work out in hollywood, so that means we are not enemies, a call from an arms dealer in dubai, so that i can find you? i know two such periods, these were several months in 1917 and several months in the early nineties, when... yes, we were falling apart, at that moment we called it’s just that such tender feelings in the west, when we disappeared there, were divided into parts, when a bloodbath began there, we liked it so much that even positive characters appeared in cinema, but today there are films where russians are shown not even as heroes, but although would be normal people, you can count them on your fingers, the word k-19, kathryn bigelow, harrison ford, lime neeson and... play
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russian sailors, they play russian sailors, come in, i’m listening, good morning, starpam, comrade commander, vostrikov, you free, yuri, but films like k-19, where the russians depicted as real heroes, in hollywood you can count on one hand, there was a certain period of time when this seemed to have stopped, but now it’s... again natural, the russians are to blame for everything, so it’s unlikely that anything will be offered to play for someone, it will be from some other perspective, villains, rapists, murderers, so i took a break with this case, so to speak, the will of zhenya belausov, the battle for the inheritance of the star of the nineties is reaching the home stretch, all participants in the conflicts our studio, you sued, why man writes a will at the age of 30, the novel is sure that
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when you entered into an inheritance, you told the notary that there were still potential heirs, you see, i was in such a state, the person i loved, probably my only love , died in life, kiev propagandists so distorted bulgakov’s biography that they instantly turned him into an enemy of ukraine. since kiev, the mother of russian cities, these crazy people, they will abandon kiev, the sharikovs gave birth to offspring, now they are taking revenge on bulgakov, now they have declared him a ukrainian. and
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they did the right thing, of course, because they finally started reading books, as well as an exclusive in our studio, fighters who captured a german marder, outdated equipment, send it here as a write-off, give it to the ukronazis and a story about how ukrainian civilization appeared in second millennium bc. antifake, premiere on monday, on the first. russia is a backward country. the obvious goal of hollywood is to belittle the enemy, to show him as weak, even technically underdeveloped, so that it is immediately clear on the screen that he cannot win, for the russians, of course, everything is falling apart, listen, mike, why, i changed my mind, i don’t want to fly. in the series the big bang theory, the hero is preparing to fly into space on our rocket and is terribly worried that because of this he will never reach space. in just
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half an hour, 200 tons of fuel will ignite in a controlled explosion right under howard's tailbone, all this was invented in a country whose contribution to the world economy was limited to tetris and brides to order. here's how: tetris and brides. none of the characters in the series the big bang theory, of course, will explain to the viewer why the american astronaut is afraid, but still flies to the iss on a russian rocket. but because there is more. there’s nothing to fly on, feel free to go ahead, sayvets, let’s go, oh, for a long time the americans could not send their astronauts into space on their own, only on our alliances, the most reliable rockets in the world. the shuttles that are so popular in sci-fi blockbusters were actually extremely dangerous and
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unreliable. the first 40 seconds of the flight there is a very dangerous section in the event of a carrier failure. dies, well, it’s just a no zone saving the crew, i think there is some complex, you know, there is a complex, some space, not the first, oh, what a shame it is that we are not the first, they are not in space, i’m almost convinced by freud that this is a thorn, that’s why it’s trying to somehow remove this topic, it was exactly the same with the russian space station world, at the time when michael bay filmed... his famous armageddon, there were simply no other stations in orbit. the iss , the international space station, will begin to be built only a few months after premiere of a hollywood blockbuster. gentlemen, keep in mind that the russian space station is already 11 years old, we even
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change our cars more often. and they are not in favor of this topic, that is, they think about it, but again only to strengthen their victory, their superiority. but. who will think about real facts if, apart from comics and films, most americans, and even europeans, are not interested in anything else. that is why what remains in the minds of viewers after watching the film is a drunken russian astronaut in a dirty t-shirt and a hat with earflaps. welcome to to visit us. i don’t have a gas station here, i have complex equipment here, i’m responsible for everything. hollywood, it forms this mass. opinion, well, they released a film, millions watched it, the astronaut arrived, well, he could be there, well, he just met hundreds of thousands, who changes their opinion, who forms an opinion faster,
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americans believe so much in hollywood, taking everything shown in the movies at face value , which sometimes reaches the point of absurdity, for example, the story that happened to viktor bout in prison. a russian businessman was convicted in the usa in 2012 to 25 years on charges of conspiring to kill americans and providing material support for terrorism. and before that, in 2005 , bud became the prototype of the main character of the film, the arms baron. sir, sir, i propose a man-portable anti-aircraft missile system. the old chinese model is not as effective against modern military aircraft, but it did a great job.

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