tv [untitled] April 7, 2024 11:00pm-11:51pm MSK
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by spraying special aerosols into the atmosphere that would reduce the heat entering the earth and thus cool the earth. humanity will one way or another have to adapt to the new climate conditions, as it happened before: periods of heat and cooling alternated over millions of years, it is quite possible that suddenly global warming will simply stop due to natural causes, then it will be necessary to think about how to keep warm. pyotr deryagin, irina bliznyuk, mikhail fedorov, dmitry bilov, anastasia berestenko, first channel. that’s all, well, right now it’s the spring series of games of the “what, where, when” club.
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the score is 0:0, the first round, so, good evening, dear tv viewers, good evening, dear experts, hello, mr. kapustin, hello, you are just my hero, when you learned that elena alexandrova would not be able to take part in the game, you dropped everything and rushed to the transfer points to help the team, but where can you tell me? i want to help
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my friends, i want to play and i want to help the game as much as i can, thank you, alexey, once again, mr. kozlov, good evening, all the best to you, amur or superblids, let's work from above, amursk, plays against you. history teacher evgeny volgov, city of amursk, khabarovsk territory, satirist writer alexander raskin, mr. kapustin, in the krokodil magazine, published an epigram on one famous person, which said, he is takovsky’s character, not everyone would dare to argue with him, after all, he himself.
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it’s very difficult, because andrei kozlov has an unconditional talent; when answering a question, sometimes give two or even three versions, and today i will make sure that the answer is unambiguous, as they say, so that it is firm and clear. thank you, let's see if you succeed or not, second round,
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mr. kozlov, well, have you been playing with this team for a season now? i’m already used to everything, well, for example, antokin sits on the left hand of cheremisin, and now skipsky is there, moon right hand from kiyazov, there is alexey kapustin, you suddenly decided to transplant everyone, my head is spinning, actually andrey this doesn’t look like you, what is this connected with, you know, this is connected with the fact that alena alexandrova could not take part in the game, then i thought that it would be too banal to put kapustin in her place.
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he that the night traveled frost -50 and what then if it’s day after all then that she she the sun charge no guys specifically can’t so why don’t we see who well answers well answers alexey bakumenko who lived in the arctic circle for a long time alexey bakumenko i ask you. alexey, of course, i lived above the arctic circle, but not in yakutia, in the murmon region, you can still see the moon on a polar day there, but in yakutia it may well be that ksenzhik did not see the moon for 50 days during the polar day, but he jumped when he saw it. no, let’s still answer the question, alexey
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no, but you expect that it will be happy for you, so lucky, i would really like it, yes, yes, vladimir, i heard that you visited thailand for good luck, you washed the elephant’s head, you liked it, not quite the head, i washed the whole elephant, sir, so that, for sure, well, you liked it, yes, i really recommend it to everyone, it’s unforgettable, tell me, the elephant liked it, well if i’m alive, then apparently yes too, so for now...
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according to legend, he’s generally more american, not english, here the english are a joke or just klaus, that you’ll meet slaus, that in general, it’s very cold, there will be snow, there won’t be snow, that ’s better, that’s better, there will be snow for christmas or not, there will be something new or not.
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a leading role. isn't he keeping his own secret game? russia is primarily concerned with declaring war on the entire western world. 12 thousand german troops are involved in these exercises, which are held near our borders. they are preparing for the start of hostilities. that's why bruno kahl went there. bruno kahl. and that's it. dolls. heir tutti, tomorrow on the first. central 8:12. suspicion of robbery against a taxi driver with the aim of stealing a car. again a taxi, again approximately the same area, maybe they are doing this on purpose so that we concentrate their attention is precisely in this area, but this is obviously a false light, the main thing is that they stole a taxi again, this means, myakisheva, myakisheva, where are you anyway, undercover taxi,
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premiere, tomorrow after the program time. i feel out of place as the chairman of the jury. perhaps all the most famous actors and directors in the world sat at this table. i'd like to have lunch please, but this is pasadeno, we don't have any restaurants. how did you feel in a film where all the actors played themselves and only you had a role? how perceive? our films are the local public, they are expecting some, some other round of russian cinema, we are from the clinic, are you criticizing the american dream? no, i'm trying to tell the story of trisa banks and the last seven days of laura palmer, you're laura palmer, matador on friday, on the first. say you
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like my hat, you don't have a hat. i would like to say in the future that i did everything i could in my life. dear tv viewers, the betting company winline in the club that somehow represents sports commentator denis kazansky. good evening! good evening, mr. presenter! denis, you said that windline makes a difference, but to be honest, i don’t really understand what that means yet, please explain? well, like one wise man. said: sometimes you eat the snake, and sometimes the snake eats you. but if we move away from the philosophical narrative to the personal, i have already given an example with athletes. and wiinline understands perfectly well that it is very important for every sports fan to keep abreast of events, wherever he is. that is why in the application winline, and any registered user has access to a million sports broadcasts from football to tennis.
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and most importantly, for any winline user, all this is absolutely free. that's the whole difference. thank you, then i’ll read the transcript of your text and try to understand it. fourth round. mr. bakumenko, alexey, your partners are much more experienced than you. you have only been in the club for 3 years, but today you can become the team's mascot. shall i explain why? you play in series, win three times, lose two times, win three times,
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rather in general there is some kind of mousetrap, some kind of cage , well, kerinalin, it looks like a cage, i crealin much earlier earlier earlier, yes, he could have changed, please, well, mikhail skipsky answered, please, mikhail mm. in our minds, a trap looks like a cage, like a cage, if you remove the fabric, a skirt like krinalin looks like, maybe he brought in some improvements in karinalin, karinalin,
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mrs. pausheva, and you have some version, well, we thought about false eyelashes, but we’re not exactly sure, of course, yeah, mr. petashov, and you, we have a version that this is a women’s bicycle, and specifically female? but i was just tempted to ask you for the whole minute, why from the words changes in the design
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do you believe that three teams can lose? no, but how many can? and i hope that not a single team will lose, and you will be left without a final. fifth round. it was a disgrace, it was a disgrace. mr. kozlov, tell me what is so disgraceful? the disgrace is that you have to open your mind and not get carried away with clothes for the whole minute,
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this also applies to me, not only to the team, you still have to listen carefully to whoever should not have said it, yet again invent, and what can be invented, in general, they worked very poorly, in fact, really a disgrace, well, let's hope that everything is still there, well, maybe you will succeed? 2:2 more, everything is still possible, everything can be, come on guys, come on, let’s work livny, the lawyer is playing against you, andrei kolesnikov, the city of livny, mr. kozlov, yes, recently in a television commercial they demonstrated an original idea that some viewers could would appreciate, well, for example, you and i, attention, but the sleeve is on the black box,
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mr. kozlov, in the black box there is something that, according to the authors of the idea, it should be inserted into an armlet so that the resulting device becomes a lifesaver. attention, question. show us what this device is supposed to save, and what’s in the black box? this is what he puts on children. this is connected to the hydra, maybe the glass is inserted there. or a cold bottle will hold. show what needs to be saved. what needs to be saved? we need to save the mirror, the top, the mustache.
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you said, show what needs to be saved, yes, yes, yes, show what needs to be saved, apparently, alexey bakumenko is too late came up with it, now we’ll find out from alexey, mr. moon, that is, we need to show something in the hall, yes, there’s something in the black box connected with norukavnik, alexey, well, mr. gyazov, this is out of the calculation, now, suddenly alexey, well, it’s just interesting, well
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, if it doesn’t count, then of course, we save the remote control, i hide it in this thing, so what should i show? tv, now attention, the correct answer, there’s something you didn’t understand, mr. kozlov, we said there... you and i said that you and i, that is, you and i, could evaluate, and you and i what kind of people are both gambling, well, for example, gambling, according to the idea of the authors of the idea, if you insert a remote control into the armband, it will become the savior of your tv, the screen will not be damaged, even if you throw it at...
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the remote control at the moment of your favorite team’s loss, andrey, it’s a pity, yes, this is a device, i’m giving it to you, it’s a very necessary thing, thank you very much , give it to andrey, where he took it, and he’s generally like that, and economical, the score is 3:2 in favor of tv viewers, andrey kolesnikov from the city of livny will receive 100,000 rubles from alfabank, it is clear that there is nothing,
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guessed before, here everything is visible, and that you can insert and there are not so many objects in the room, well, in general, it’s really just very annoying and i can’t even find the words, except for the word we are working, well, by the way, a good word, grodno, against you are played by the forwarder. elizaveta sushko, grodno. mr. gozlov, you are in good condition, attention, equipment and overalls. so, mr. kapustin, get dressed. now we will do everything for you, beautifully.
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well, i don’t know, i really want, for example, this little thing, i don’t need it, no, no, not because you can’t, this won’t help you, well , tell me something else, let’s ask a question, now, okay, maybe your questions will disappear, employees of some enterprises are given similar equipment and special clothing before starting the working day, attention to the question, what kind of work do these employees do? sorted, these are different calibers of apples,
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we're working, guys, we're working, mr. skipsky, yes, tell me, how important is the result of the game for you personally, well, monstrously important, important, yes, i always get very upset when i lose, since childhood i lost at chess to my grandfather in tears , now petya is also losing to me at chess and is also in tears, but mikhail, well, let’s not cry. no tears, you won 33 times, lost 22 times, a victory here, a defeat there, well, what difference does it make in the grand scheme of things, well, listen, it’s a sin to go out to play and be afraid to lose, afraid to lose, not afraid, not afraid
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put everything in place, yet, they don’t ask us what highway, well, there were reasons why it was closed, well, where else in siberia is a railway, some other mountain, for example, in the urals they built a mountain where there was iron ore, the middle of which, kuriki, for example, is it clear why, where is the reason for closing?
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because well, as if it were already unsafe to travel, i think that you need to specify the first part of the answer, well, if you insist on specification, then most likely, since siberian dumplings, then this is probably baikal, but why are you so cowardly? well, you confused me with yours, yes, you intimidated me, yes, you know, i ’ve been asking so much about this question. you didn’t discuss this part, now pay attention, the correct
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answer: you were in vain to be afraid of the trans-siberian railway, mr. kozlov, that’s all that's right, the trans-siberian railway was still unfinished and in the winter of 1904 part of the route was laid directly on the ice of lake baikal; in the spring this temporary railway crossing ceased to exist, 4:3 in favor of experts.
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please tell me, which team do you consider the main favorite to reach the final of the spring series, and again? you require me to make a broad jump, you know i would take advantage, of course, counting, as i call kazansky’s experimental method, but i’m afraid that it will turn out so-so, because well, how did favorites among favorites emerge, there are several of them, all this, all this is very similar to what happens in the russian football championship, there there are also several favorites, all the favorites take their toll, in general, only the game will show everything, and it is no coincidence that the meetings between these teams become central to the weekend, and this is always a bright show, this is the performance of the artists, this is what we are on...
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and accept them to the authors of the questions removed with his own hand. mister presenter, i would like to give advice, dear tv viewers, if you are going on an excursion, or just walking and learned an interesting fact, just take out your phone, shoot a video right away, send a question from it to what, where when, it seems to me that this very simple and profitable and pleasant and natural. schoolgirl elizaveta kozlova from novosibirsk is playing against you. mr. antokhin, in 1930 , a four-story building was built on lenin square in novosibirsk. look at the screen.
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the architect specially designed the inside stairs. a step that differs in depth and height from the previous one, it is almost invisible in the photo, but take my word for it, the architect did this for a specific purpose, attention to the question, what was in this building and why such a staircase was needed, there cannot be a school, so that the children don’t run, so that they don’t run, maybe. ok, but if it’s some kind of theater with high windows, something musical, look, 12, 12 steps, they are very difficult to do, but why then are the heights different? something fragile, a glass factory, what you have to look at the steps, you have to look at the steps, there’s a cool factory on the main street, and also look, you
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look from the steps, but naturally, and you’re not in a hurry, well, somehow you look at it. vladimir antokhin answers. vladimir, please . there was an educational institution there, such a staircase was made so that, accordingly, students did not play around during breaks, did not run, but walked carefully, accordingly,
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in this way the number of various injuries was minimized, that is, well, the reverse logic, in my opinion, the children who run around would have done well with this personal situation. assumption that the society of the blind, by changing the step of these steps, a person could understand how much he, so to speak, remains to
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- the rest area, do you think that counting on a comfortable staircase is more difficult, so understanding the correct answer, mr. antonhen, let's go with you , look, when we are dealing with such a staircase, you agree that it is even more or less convenient to go up, but very inconvenient to go down. well, everything is relative, mr. presenter, such steps make it difficult fast walking, at least downwards, it is very difficult to run along it, such a staircase, and this building doesn’t really look like an educational building, such a staircase was built in order to complicate the escape of robbers, there was now a bank in this building. that, mr. belozerov, you had a version like this, that in general, mr. presenter, i
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’m just in novosibirsk quite often, and for some reason i thought that this was a bank, but i absolutely couldn’t understand why, and i just threw it away this idea, well, in vain, the score is 4:4, 100 thousand rubles from elizaveta kozlova, for elizaveta kozlova from alfabank. ninth round. mr. kozlov, well, the decisive moment of the game, the score is 4:4, so, as before, i remind you that there has been no blitz or super blitz yet. andrey, tell me, how do you manage to spend so many years and so many games on...
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