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tv   Videli video  1TV  April 14, 2024 1:10pm-2:51pm MSK

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how much does it weigh in kilograms? oh, well, somewhere around eight, how is it with you, who showed up, who ’s first, who’s second? the first one, because our daughter bought a cat, she asked, then the cat got a kitten, this is the saffron milk cap, and kesha, and this is already the second generation, yes, at first she was a cat, she was of such a tortoiseshell prime, well, then this one appeared red cat, well, they were all very beautiful with us, such tassels, the tail was very fluffy, but over time, with the street, it faded.
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how did the saffron milk cap take the cache? we brought some more cache i was in a carrier, they put it on the floor, ryzhik came up to smell it, meet him, kesha made such a sound, they generally scream like crazy, somehow i don’t even know what to compare it with, like singers in a music school, and that’s it for ryzhik, ryzhik i understand everything, what’s going on here, this is a serious step, but what’s your patient husband’s name? peter? at that moment he realized that he had made a mistake by agreeing, no, in general it’s like he ’s like that with him, he speaks in his voice too, he’s always mine, but he rarely speaks in his husband’s voice, it’s strictly forbidden, it’s in his husband’s voice, i i noticed, but if you ask him to sing, he can or he sings only when inspired, let’s sing a song, let’s sing, but how did he start speaking in general, you set yourself a task.
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cat, what is this, yes, of course, he’s also delighted that he missed this, he’s already eaten the saffron milk cap, oh my dear.
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all in singing, stunned, thank you, stunned, the dog, how is he doing, the dog, yes, how is he doing, well done, and the cockerel, how is he doing, how is the cockerel? cockerel, how are you? well done,
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cow, how she does, cow, how she does, interesting, of course, colossal, colossal, all these things, but somehow he’s trolling you, you can say so, well... you know, they depict a phone ringing, an open door, a door phone ringing, a call right here is a call, i sometimes think, look, i’m probably someone then by accident, maybe he pressed it, i have it on speakerphone, well, there’s silence, the phone is lying there, and he makes a call later, hello, hello, he spent the night with us at my grandmother’s for a couple of weeks and then there was this landline phone, he understood exactly , and grandma also ran around the house several times, yes , yes, after grandma called our phone at home, he generally has enough. in fact, he takes
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some phrases or moments, this is what happens to you in life, someone in your family got sick, your husband was sick with pneumonia, then he started coughing and started coughing, well, a guy is coughing at home, here he is sneezed. that’s all, well, if you don’t repeat him, he forgets some phrases, new ones appear, he forgets something, if you repeat, he somehow, but sometimes he doesn’t say something for a long time, two weeks pass there, he again this, that is, how to him he does not forget anything that he is being used. we we’re not going anywhere, but don’t switch either. let me go like night, let me go from the sky,
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a tribute blown by the wind, the feeling will remain somewhere, i will rise to the sky to it, i will fall after it. the anxiety goes away from the soul, you got on tv, and a star, you are a star, come on to the people, star factory is the best, today is on the first one, hello everyone,
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my name is carolina, my father is an optimist , so he thinks that i am half white. kvn, major league, new season, on saturday on the first. what do you have in your hands? this is my autobiography. autobiography, read it out loud. read aloud to yourself? are you freaking out, what? we saw the video and we continue. about everyone's fear. such a bitter experience, which is why we always walk with a harness, and this is me once walking down the street with him, yes, that is, we need to take him outside, but they need vitamin d, i already give him drops there periodically courses, and vitamin d, as if we were in the sun, i always have it, i
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even want to plant it on a tree, it doesn’t go anywhere from me to some bush, and i put the harness on incorrectly, i just held it, that is, here i didn’t put this loop in, i just keep it, we sat down with him. i called vika to look, i said, my daughter, vika is coming, we advertised with her, we covered everything, trash cans, shops, well, poles, everything that was possible, the whole voronezh region knew, they were looking not only in taluva, it’s true, i didn’t i can, i can go into the empty cage, i say, clean up the house in general, i hid all
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the feathers, all the toys, as soon as we arrived, yes, there was a thunderstorm, thunder, rain, in general i say, well, he’s never been outside, like he ’s at home ? and from the harness i was afraid that he would simply get tangled, or the cat would eat him and i think he’s just starving to death, i think, let someone find him and take him away, i think, yes, for two days, and then the man calls and says: it seems that your bird is with us, and vika just went to put up an advertisement in mailboxes, i call her, i say, daughter, he’s in that area, go there, i haven’t, i ’ve never run so fast before, i just don’t know, i don’t know, i have the truth, even if i try now, i probably won’t come running like that, as i was just flying there, that’s the thought, that’s it, give it to me...
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than me, and he saw me straight away to me bletro, he obviously suffered a lot during these two days, and i also took a banana, he grabs this banana in pieces, you filmed this, there are fragments on video, let's see.
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the whole house, don’t do this at all, yes , you can put two very important theses, first, this video perfectly shows how much animals want to be free, animals don’t want to live in freedom, so they feel good at home, where they are fed and loved, second - this is a very important life hack, many people get birds and walk with them on a harness, in fact, to avoid such a situation you can it’s very simple to do: tie some weight to the harness that you hold in your hand, the same...
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no matter how many times we’re going somewhere, i bring the basket, although before that he saw it , everything was calm, i bring it, he starts screaming like that, it’s just that the sound is so intense, i remove it, everything is fine, but absolutely everyone knew about us, really, what a star, we don’t go to the store, we found it, we found the cache, we found it, hello there’s a cache, you found it , everyone knows him, everyone knew him, yes, as if, somehow?
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here he has already been trained just like when we bought him he was already trained, he could ride it , that is, he was already such a guy - look , you have a cat, a parrot, a horse, and then we have malamutes , why do we need malamutes? well, we wanted a dog, but one that, you know, the children were still small at that time, so that it would be so non-aggressive, not watchdog, that is, for children, so that it would be small, well, plus the yard would allow it, at first she was small, and we were one a year we bought a horse and alva, a dog, a malamute, then after how long it took her son phil, well, once we went for walks together in the winter, they were always together with the horse, alvan from him at all from phil, here they are, they still walk here together, but as if the saffron milk saffron from the cache they don’t know each other, you
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don’t need anyone else yet, but we’ll see, but suddenly someone appears, come to us , thank you very much for coming to us today, it’s very nice to meet you, scientists have found that people who try not to get nervous live the longest, so our next guest seems to be immortal, what is this? you are a florist, have you signed up for some courses, have you enrolled in some courses i signed up, baby, you are replanting the flowers, i looked at the roots, everything is fine.
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bed, everything was scattered there, a pot was lying around, well, a flower actually stood next to the bed, and i saw a picture of a dog resting on my bed , apparently when she jumped up, she could have turned it over, because the leaves were scattered, and yes, i see that, in principle, she didn’t gnaw anything, something broke there, of course, this is her place, she sleeps on pillows, so she probably tried to dig for him there, remove him from there, and nothing worked, so in such, well, the eyes are so innocent, so... i specifically built it, yes, i had it before, i don’t scold it at all, i’ve been raising dogs like this, which of course are there, oh god, what happened, secrets, how could you, i don’t have anything with this dog, she’s the smallest puppy i have , no matter what she does, it’s simply perceived as a dog, and it’s so
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necessary, well, for her, perhaps, so i just tried to set everything up at home so that everything she could get. it’s not a pity, no, well, this is the right approach if the dog cares about something got there, it’s the owner’s fault, completely, but if you go from the very beginning, where did you get such a charming dog, they steal your dog, it’s time to get a dog, i lived alone, in the kennel there were puppies of just the right age for me, then there is the smallest one, when it is not even possible to give it to the owners, i went to the kennel with a colleague, we chose the longest-faced dog. pipa why were the nicknames different, i chose a waffle, a pear, and a hat, i wanted something cool that would make me smile, a colleague suggested pipa, i agreed, i thought it was a good nickname, after which she began to show her character, which is not the softest for this breed, that is, it is believed that these are the kindest dogs in the world, they immediately
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simply said that not everything is so simple. barks at me, and i began to look at what pipa means, it turned out that pipa means poisonous toad, there is such a family, as they say, you call it, so it will swim, it looks like, never speak ill of toads , they are wonderful animals , it’s wonderful to come to examine, she loves them very much, we
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constantly walk near the don river and... there there are quite a lot of frogs, toads in the summer, the bear exploded, what happened, i don’t believe it, you voiced it later, you can’t say it all with such a calm voice , my bear exploded, my girl barely survived, she barely survived, poor thing, well, everything, everything is fine, everything is fine, my smart girl, okay, everything, yes, yes, scary, the bear exploded with a roar, oh, we have the same one for cats, and you probably have everything for cats, some kind, for animals, cat tunnel. it's winter
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, it doesn't freeze beautifully, but it's fun to wash it afterwards, no, if you got a retriever, water - this is an obligatory thing - he smacks and he doesn’t like it, well, this is normal when the dog has an excess of attention. yes, it’s very small, yes, this is the beginning, yes,
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it’s beautiful, of course, it’s hot there, stay tuned for advertising. on the first one,
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bend over, it didn’t help, we’ll save, come on, this is how children learn to do the heimlich maneuver, this is first aid for those who choked, you see, the balls flew, it worked out, about how to save an adult child, yes they can . .. children we will tell you about many other important and interesting things in the live program great, tomorrow is first, happiness, this is home, these are loved ones, relatives, a synonym for the word harmony, oh, this is communication with children,
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native country, country, we love you, we are with you again, let's continue, we saw the video, let's talk about yours education, what did you do before meeting pipa, before meeting pipa i was a veterinarian and worked, so start with this, that’s why you think it’s a montage, i think the person will speak out, and then, there’s this one... surgeons, that they don’t operate on their own, but veterinarians can treat their dogs? yes it true, well, of course they can treat it if it ’s something not serious, but you really
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turn into an owner, and you don’t think, you don’t understand what to do with your dog, where is the logical chain from where this is lost, here i am an artist, when my mother was imprisoned in the hall, i tried not to look there, because it seemed to me that she was going to say, and you washed the dishes, i immediately turn into... i can’t be a playful person, i’m the only one like that, and you say i was a veterinarian, now i worked as a veterinarian for 10 years and of course me i realized that i wouldn’t be able to work as a veterinarian for a long time, so i decided earlier to choose a profession for myself, to study somewhere, because it takes a lot of mental, hard work, a lot, a lot , i spent a lot on my health and my moral state, because that you don’t relax at home, you spend 80% of your life. on your patients, 24.7 connections, no, cynicism has not developed, you still worry about them , for everyone, and of course, this is very difficult for
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me, well, with my character, i’m not such a strong person, not very strong, now i i work as a freelancer, that is, i also do social networks, and i am a copywriter, i trained as a copywriter and have just started this profession, so let’s go back with the help of video to the days when you were still working as a veterinarian? let's see what it looked like, show me, give me a tracheostomy, pipka put ducks, my smart girl, the veterinarian is growing, yes, veterinarian, this is one of yours, one of the patients, yes, when you took pipoo with you to work, how... here therefore, in
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principle, she slept in the staff room all the time , out of fun, she didn’t do anything like that there, but sometimes colleagues forgot compote, say , on the table, or pasta with cutlets, and of course she went, ate it all, threw it all away, do you have a story about pipu’s timidity, but the fact is that pipa has been afraid of large dogs since childhood, larger than her size , me too.
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she gets scared and runs away from me, i no longer see where she is and i just turn around and see an unfortunate grandmother with a stick on a bench, sitting in her hands like this, pipa is already licking her face, pipa is not an easy dog, but i saw it, how many kilograms, now 26 kilograms or so, how my grandmother suffered, and i don’t know, but it was so embarrassing, i apologized and ran away, let’s talk about cats, you love cats, by the way, how do you feel about cats? we saw that you had one patient, my love, yes, i am absolutely fine with cats, but i don’t want to live at home with a cat, because i closed it, i won’t do that either, now someone will object to you, seriously, our whole country knows and is proud of you, and knows you as an olympic champion, but we did not know the fact about you that you have an incredible number of pets, tell me how many, well, 15, 15 cats at home, so what?
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the first two appeared - i was leaving the training camp and yes , the first two how did your future wife appear ? at least your future wife said, let’s go and see, i said yes, yes, let’s see, yes, of course , a malyai appeared, we brought it from... a nearby village, and meina, my wife ordered, well, as if they delivered him directly to us, oh, this is silver, he is 8 kg, one and a half years old, seriously, he will try to catch up, his father is a saffron milk cap, his father is 18 kg, almost like a pipa, and this with salem is the last 18 kg, yes this is a bag, he constantly, i don’t know, will voice, no, but he
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he swears at her, he just screams historically, everyone’s character is different, yes, this is a redhead, he has a sister, darkness, it seems to me that in the case of evgeniy, you can just name the names at random, but cats don’t like to swim, so you chose it so as not to interfere opposite bandit zegirka and selem here she is a bandit yeah here she says he messed up but he’s not ashamed zhen where the brake failed tell me please the brake has appeared now and he bit my wife by the way and this is milka mainkunsha white please she
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loves it very much she likes to drink and not to swim . there are 15 of them yes person, no, person, 15 people, yes, you can tell which cat you and your wife said, that’s enough, that’s enough, we won’t start any more, on the last one, in general, we settled on the fourteenth, on marshmallow, yes that’s right, yes , yes, on this marshmallow, here he is licking the dog, and also the dogs, you just haven’t determined that these are not cats, and they are actually very strong. i'm looking at them, they're the same, oh my god, and the cats accepted the dogs much easier than chuhuashkas than their own, when they brought new cats, in general, we settled on marshmallows, but then we found the fifteenth cat from elim on the street, we were lucky that he turned up, that is, we took all the tests, that we were afraid that he might be sick with something cat, but the cat turned out to be completely healthy and we kept him, well,
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for a long time you are the last one. appeared six months ago, and well, everything is still ahead, everything is still ahead, tell me, how do your close friends and relatives feel about the fact that you have 15 koshes? and close friends and relatives are also like that at first, but why the east, when everyone comes to us, they’re all around the apartment, well, they kind of scatter in different directions, but there’s someone there there’s someone lying there, they’re like that, and where are the cats, i say, there are two and three, he says, then there are 10 more pieces, he says, well, somewhere around the apartment, and somewhere there are some funny stories... then something happened, something spoiled, crashed, broke, well, someone with this cat has a lot of funny stories, we have her like that and she has gentrochromia, that is , one eye is green, the other is blue, she is deaf, uh-huh , that is, 70% of loud sounds, in principle, white cats and deaf cats, are not afraid, she seems to be a little in her own little world, so to speak, even in comparison with cats
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lives, and sometimes something like this happens, such a moment happens, she turns away from you, then suddenly she’s like that, she looks at you like that, you’re like, what ’s happening, what was i doing here, then i’m hiding. behind the wall, she’s like that, calms down, i ’m leaving like that, she’s like that, she just has this look, here she is, even here at this moment he’s lying, and how did the dogs enter this company, if you, my wife, wanted me, and they they just said, that’s enough, there’s more, even though there are 15 of you, no, we got dogs when we had 13 cats, but well, that’s completely you justify, now you have 17 four-legged animals, 15 cats, yes, dogs. as i understand it, your weakness is maincoons, yes, you have, yes, i have maincoons , our wives are scottish paddlers, and you divided it like that, yes, we have four scottish folds, these are timuska, ryzhik, malyaska and jojo, but how do you even read a book? you take some to choose names, you have
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to come up with that, no, in fact, at first we only wanted to call naem, we have milka, malyaska, that’s all, and then we went, darkness, saffron milk cap, ashes, zeus. shark, demis, salim, just everything in a row, shark, why did we call u us, cul, shark, shark, not shark, but shark, well, more gently, and yes, he ended up by the way, we called it because my friend has a child, and the song he often played yakura, an idea came to me name sharks, we named them. because i don’t know , maybe someone saw sabrina the little witch there from the village, this is a series in which the talking cat was black, thank you very much anastasia about your plans and dreams , please tell me what you want to do as a freelancer, for some reason you freed up your time, yes i wanted free up some time for me
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i really want to travel i would like to buy a motorhome and travel around russia with my dog ​​where i would go at the very beginning at the beginning i would of course go to dagestan and there is thank you very much, we sincerely wish you to still have your own motorhome, because you are great you're filming, you're great at handling all the animals, we really need you as calm, calm drivers on the roads, and i hope that with the help of a motorhome you'll come back to us with new memories and new videos, it will be wonderful. eternal choice: city or village, life confronted the cat plato with a question. stay.
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i really love picking mushrooms, even though i just adore it, right from childhood i took plato with me, he’s such a cat, now a traveler, this year he traveled all over the golden ring, and we said goodbye to plato, let’s watch
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that video with which plato came to us for the first time, and while we look for the cat, oh, yes, yes, this is great. video, even if you can score someone in a search engine, it will always come out, by the way, you have to score, the cat is psychic, the cat is under the lamps, that is, you can extra, i saw it, i remember, whoever didn’t see it, it was a favorite substitute, it was played very often, and one more thing, by the way, is interesting, he has a photograph, there is a photograph from childhood, where he reaches for a tulip, and this photo on march 8th just always flies around everything and well, but he is very artistic, a real star, plato
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came today with his house to feel calmer, calmer, everything is fine, normal, valentina, remember how you were for the first time sent their son to our program, well, yes, i was worried how it will work out, and how it turned out for him, well, well, now it will be the second time, it’s great that you came today, you can even tell me how he and plato met, since childhood he always asked me for a cat, but since we each summer we're leaving for a month... two in the ivanovo region, it's far from kirov, so i always said you'll grow up, even if you have an elephant, it's my dream, in general there's a cat, an elephant, no, a cat, a cat, phew, kuklachev also says, all the time told me that he loves cats and dogs, there was an opportunity to call an elephant, we were on vacation in jordan, he says there’s a surprise waiting, well, the surprise was a success, let’s remind you of plato’s story, how did you end up with him, oh, plato, i tore him away from his mother very little, literally... a month and 10 days, how many do you already have plato? platon is 9
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years old, and he was brought to me from kazan, my best friend, in general, and i, to be honest, i was afraid of him, she was like that, i was like that, i was afraid to take him, that is, he was so small in general, he left to work, but mom, come, mom, come, but i had to go, i couldn’t leave, i can’t leave, he has a night life, but i need it.
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he empathizes, he thinks about his own things, he has a huge world inside him, all this is visible, a rare talent, i really like that he always does it from the first take, when we do voice acting from modern films, he just plays along with i never from the second - i don’t do a third take, it’s always the actor first, such a capricious, organic charm. don't switch, advertising is on the first page. chanson, this is not just for you
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, you need to do it.
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new season, watch after evening news. the snow is still white in the fields, and in the spring the waters are noisy, they run, they wake up the sleepy shore, they run and shine, and they say, they say, to all ends, spring is coming, spring is coming, we are messengers of the young spring, she sent us ahead, what, where, when, spring series of games, look after the program time. we saw this video, let's
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continue our marathon of good stories, valentina, you said that the hedgehog would come, the horse hasn't come yet, but who are they, when i come to my homeland, i'm surprised, i didn't have time to arrive, i have i'm a worker there public catering and i can see the need to feed someone, one person came from another village, the underbrush sits down and waits for the cafe to open for him, so they come to me. sausages, and here they eat sausages, i’m surprised how much hedgehogs eat, you can’t feed them, i honestly say, i only then went to the internet, now you’re eating me, i looked on the internet, it turns out that in the summer they already accumulate fat for the winter, and two hedgehogs arrive, i’m already closing it,
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leaving more than a kilogram of food, when i come in the morning it’s gone, and it’s also very interesting to watch, that’s when in the village... you come across various animals, and in general, i think, even on the internet, when you come across some interesting, exotic animals, you always want to find out more about them, who, what they are, i never knew in my life, that they are generally monogamous and live alone, they never live in pairs, well, they don’t drink milk there, so if and under no circumstances should you give it to them, that’s how it is in the cartoon , no, apples, by the way you can give it, but milk is just me... only i read that this is detrimental to them, the fox came, even ate berries, the cat also didn’t have very black smoros, in general, you know, there is aibalit, who heals the animals, and you feast on someone who feeds, everyone, everyone collects everything , there’s still something left of the meat there, everyone uses it to cast a spell, you really
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come there from fishing late in the evening, you open the yard and here the hedgehog runs away, there the cats run out, there’s a fox standing there. no, well, some of them were still captured on camera, but let’s look at the rest of the characters, i even had a mouse and not i was afraid, tom and jerry, this is the cat masha, yes masha, well, we know that, well, yes, this is the famous plato, inimitable, masha, whose from where, this is masha coming, well, coming, yes, they are shy, a very kind, very affectionate cat. here are the hedgehogs, by the way, these are the bowls i leave food for them, wow, yes, it ’s like that, it’s close, yes, here you come, they ’re already getting used to it, he’s full, he’s stuck, he’s stuck
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here between his legs, they pulled him out, this because... your entrance is too narrow, yes, no, it's because someone is too narrow, that one the very cat, the little horse that was supposed to come in, looks like a cat, well, there is a tail , probably they also have a favorite in the village, this cat, oh, horse, horse, why, why, why do i need gold in the village, such a cozy cat, yes, and the house is cozy, these beds.
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this video is your last. a conversation with my mother, when it had already reached 8 million, now it’s already 8.5, again some kind of boom has started again, well, first of all, my mother is very sincere, everyone understands all this, this situation is always what’s good after that or how, well this, by the way, the question worries everyone, it’s just that the cat remains, well, of course not, that is, the cat is still mine, it’s my pet, the fact is that the cat gets used to housing, and not to a person, so when do you take it? he understands everything that he is your cat, he understands, he generally understands, that is, he was not in his apartment in kirov initially, where he lived there for 6 years, and he was not there for 3 years when i brought him, he... he just recognized the whole apartment right away, where everything was, checked everything to see if everything was in place, he found some kind of strikers, well, i, i think,
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that they remember everything, understand, listen, he ’s already such a star cat, you can say that’s right, he has a big history both on the first channel and on social networks and you somehow have some restrictions, so anything is possible to do at home or plato will never take anything from the table, he sometimes... will jump on the table, but he will never take from the table, never, even when i ’m not there, he will never touch the food, he will never sharpen his claws on leather sofas and so on, he only has just a coquette, everything, in general, to be honest, it’s absolutely ideal, so little platosha, where are you , my dear, that’s why he froze, platosha, he can’t climb onto the kitchen table, platosha, that is, on the kitchen table, where are you? that is, i can allow him, you can come in, but he can’t do it without me, and when you sometimes come in, and if he saw you, that is, he
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was caught red-handed, he will stand like that and just not move, he thinks , what to do, i’ll say that we don’t see, he does what he doesn’t see, and he also has an interesting feature if he’s always in 23:00 goes to bed, always, these are all things , god forbid, but you see the shirt on top, he always has my things, what are they? i was dragging, well, from my childhood you can see that there was always the smell of wine, shirts, everything, the entrance, well , this is the smell of the owner, but our cats also really like to lie on especially fleece things, that’s all, you just forgot for a second, everything is there, two or three cats, just immediately on the pants, it’s just like that, the pants are gone, they’re not yours, no matter what, and he won’t run away, that is, he can’t be tolerated until the last moment,
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quacks, something is a standard reaction, but now i’ll record the same videos, lettuces or whatever they are cheesecakes. this is his favorite toy now, well, a moisturized, well-groomed cat, by the way, this video is also now gaining views, but it really needs it, but wow! you love them to keep them busy, for some reason he
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only touches his toys, he will never throw away his mine, well, i won’t upset this again, in short, everything he threw is considered his toy, and this is a confirmation of your love for fishing, yeah that's it in general, nature, you can’t fish here, this is a nature reserve, we went there for a crane show , i really love cranes, i just saw this flock, well, something tingles right in my chest, from childhood, something like that , i adore cranes, and this is just podmazajsky, a reserved lake, so we went with plato, listen, what else is special, let me remind you of his love for music, what kind of music does he listen to? oh, this is actually very cool, i recently started noticing this, in general, when i do dancing, well, i prepare for classes somehow, when i turned on the music, i began to notice that on some music his ears looked like this. just like that, he goes to what, well, not to the classics, i won’t say which one, but to the classics, he comes to sit on the windowsill and
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just like that, that’s how he stood, i thought the same thing for me, but here’s another moment, he’s when the music is playing , he starts sniffing like waves with his mustache, then i started experimenting, that is, i started playing tracks at a certain frequency, 432, 969, and just started observing for real. it works and i got it finally, why did the ancient egyptians treat cats this way, these cats were, you know, like comirtons, like sanitation workers, russia has a duet where two singers sing for a cat and everyone sings along with them, they meow, great, very popular music , shestakovich had dogs and cats, he tolerated dogs, but sincerely did not like cats, astrovinsky had three cats all... people who have not seen them say that he hugged cats with more tenderness than his children, i think that yes, composers, they for and indeed
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an animal, but when if the owner... studies pet, he studies himself, know me through yourself, know yourself through me, and let there be many who understand that while studying, they will somehow have to take guitars and play for cats, because there is a rock opera, in my opinion, yes , cats, well, in general, let’s see how to react, victor, today thank you for coming to us, it ’s my first time living, my first time, i’m here for the first time and i regret that i wasn’t here before, but what about you in general? now there is no one at home, i had, there were, of course, there was yura? was given by yuri mikhailovich antonov, and there were others, i picked them up, they just came, like this, well , cats, when they come, it’s great, now yes, allergies have started, but at the dacha i feed everyone, they’ve been living for many, many years, but who do you love more, it’s still cats or dogs , this is what’s yours, cats, cats for some reason and a palace, yours for a person, today there are only dogmatics, you have to
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walk the dogs all the time, who has dogs in the morning. get up, but musicians, we like to sleep, we give concerts late at night in the morning, when someone calls you on the phone, let’s go, no, of course, it’s hard, you can’t walk with cats need, they themselves will go to bed, everyone will sleep, and, as they say, cats sleep with those they love, yes, so that’s why all the cats constantly sleep next to my wife, i understand, pasha, please tell me what you are doing now, how your life has changed from that moment to today. the rest of my life is a hobby, all the things i have to do, work, this is always a favorite hobby, at the moment there are a lot of productions, well, it turns out that i kind of want to move away from dancing, but i’m here will be invited to the project, here i have to choreograph, dance here, there is a production, there are classes, here i have to teach the children, and somehow i can’t get away completely, but i really like
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to study history, philosophy, psychology, yes, i really like to study... science, but i worked as a guide in different countries for a very long time, so it’s actually very interesting to me, and so i started taking it out, well , around russia for now, so what really, when an animal travels around russia, it’s just generally, well he is transformed, what is he like with his mother, with his mother, when is he always who? the first one there, i ask someone to come and sit, he will now tell you a very funny incident, but... i was going on vacation and asked a friend to sit with the cat: take a laptop, watch movies, what do you want to do at home, he writes, he follows me, he looks at what i took, what i didn’t take, and he sends me a video, he took it, opened the laptop, platon just lay down between the laptop like that and like that, just like a host like that, it’s very, well it’s actually
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interesting, that is, he still feels like there’s something there. when you dance he's like... it’s watching, he’s always watching, he’s watching when i’m editing a video, he’ll always sit down like that and just watch, well, maybe like some little people jumping there, yes, but it seems to me that for some other reason... then always, he doesn’t dance himself, no, now i’ll tell you from the beginning, the owners called him a dancer, and without knowing me, he was a dancer, he was running around doing all this, running, now, when you dance, he’s always under your feet, he gets bored , he comes and stands here with you. will lie down, for example, like this, so like this dancer, what kind of dances do you have, modern, modern, yes, now i’ll ask, here, when parents come with small children, i often ask them the question, what do you think your child will become, but yours has already taken place, in as a child, what plans did you have for him, who did you think he would be when he grew up, and from the age of seven months they immediately told him, valentin, you
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will have a dancer, yeah, where is he... at the age of 7, just in old church slavonic, i went to church, but i liked to study, that is, i was not a dedicated person, a small yes, but i liked the architecture, who knows, i’m still interested in everything ahead. that’s it, this is the next part, yes, although it is unknown how time will turn, how life will turn, because we didn’t think that we would see you a second time in our studio, and besides, you will allow your mother to come to us today, thank you very much for that , we really love it when seeds come to us, we really love it when the stories that we once showed you are then continued, especially like you did, so i i sincerely hope that the third time you come to us again and i really like it, you know what, what is
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your program, it creates such a community for... cat lovers, pet owners, there should be such programs, with animals, there should be even more of them , well, at least i think so, thank you very much, thank you for inviting me. thank you, it’s very nice to see familiar faces, and i want to tell everyone to the kind people who sent so many reviews, kind reviews, thank you everyone, she didn’t even read it, she doesn’t even seem to know it yet, i say, look something is written there, but really, if you take it as you read, for the first time in my life i came across such 8.5 million, for example, views, a lot of comments, and not a single comment, not even a neutral one, all comments. good people have more, this is the most important thing, thank you very much, we have a short advertisement now, then all the good people will return to watch our next hero, everything follows the same pattern:
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a car drives up, a girl gets into it, he stops in a quiet place, picks up money, jewelry, throws out girl out of the car, well, they're leaving. the man in the clone mask continues to scare the residents of the city. “please, help, quietly, quietly, police, police, calmly, in her words, the criminal is very much like you, like me, undercover taxi, premiere, tomorrow after the program , and you’re not afraid that a mistake might be something , that we are now, cognac
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on saturday at first, you need to make a wish correctly, now i’ll make a funny video, it turned out, masha, hello, remember, as children you and i dreamed of meeting a prince. on a white horse? so my dream came true, though only half, but our viewers guessed that now we will have a pony in the studio, tatyana arrived today with a smoke, hello, glad to welcome you, an interesting event, of course, but it seems to me... that a pegasus turned into a pony and in order for anything to be visible in our studio because of these large wings, we will now remove these wings with the power of television, now you are in a normal state, in a natural state, what
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kind of video do you have there, why did you decide to remove it, it’s so simple i decided, well, to make fun of my friends, and that’s how the video turned out, the joke was successful, how my friends took it all, but it was normal, positive, by the way, that’s how many ponies you have, three, tell us about your guard, this is it? i understand correctly, if you have three plans, how did you come to this, what motivated you? as a child, i studied in an equestrian theater, actually this is a theater where both people and horses participate in the roles of actors, then after a while i decided to buy myself one pony, that was it, it was even possible, it’s real, yes of course, how long ago did this happen, it was about 7 years ago, it was an old stallion, the stable was disbanded there, and i decided to go and look, in fact, to look at the old stallion in the corner, i saw such
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a pony standing on a chain, he was just an old man, a tuzik, that is, the first tuzik, yes, he was then 25, now he is 31, yeah, then poly, poly is now 26, that is, she was 23 years old then, she was written off from the big kona sports club, but because she already, well she had problems with her legs, she had constant colic and, in fact, she was urgently written off, i thought for a long time, because this is still a big responsibility, because they told me that the horse was no longer strong, well, it would live for a month or two, but i still decided, i took her, well, actually i went out, cured her , now she lives a wonderful life, everything is fine with her, a smoke appeared, a smoke appeared, here it is, now he is with us, what is his story? the story is that, back in the past, i trained in an equestrian theater, so me, when i arrived at the horse show, at the equestrian festival, such
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memories came flooding back that i wanted to perform, perform, with a horse, but due to my age i couldn’t ride in the field, so i decided to actually find myself a pony, here it was by accident i came across some smoke, well, by accident. smoky is now 14 years old, but he is not afraid of frost, no, he is not afraid, they grow very thick fur in the winter. that’s why they’re not afraid of frosts at all, and if they’re dressed like this, they can actually live outside, it’s winter, and he’s in the image here, he already blends in harmoniously with the snow, and this there’s also a unicorn and, of course, a small-car pegasus. braids on the mane, who is the stylist,
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the owner, i immediately remembered when he, this is with a big horse that is standing, and we don’t even call these by name, that’s right, he bites, this is the first day of stabilization, but in general, of course. this is such a concentrate of horses, they are just very harsh animals, oh, like a cat, just like seals, well, cats are not alien to them, yes, we see that, oh well, adorable, oh, adorable, well, my back itches, that’s the rest, yes, it's ace and poly? yes, but they’re so funny in general, then
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polik, then tuzik, do you cut them? yes, i'm cutting, of course, this little policeman was, that's the red-brown piebald, this is fat, the foal is purely for love, nothing else, a brawler is immediately visible, yes, these are all yours, a trinity, this is a comrade, tough, stocky just like that, they’ve already grown, but how often do you cut them off like people? look, we’ll cut them off in the summer , of course, because they don’t shed their fur well, but in the winter, of course, you can’t meet them, it’s still cold.
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that’s why it’s going to be such a little surprise now, the kids rode on it and is it even possible ride a pony, of course you can ride a pony, but the house is very poorly used, so they don’t ride on it, but what is the maximum carrying capacity of a uni, somewhere around 30 kg, this depends on the height of the pony, that is, a mouse, so a pony there are still different ones, like the mongols, who conquered all of eurasia, they also rode ponies.
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someone new appears, we often ask, this is how a cat accepted a dog or a cat accepted a cat or a cat, and this is how a pony accepted a pony, after 2 years, well look, i’ll tell you a story that tuzik and poly, they somehow they became friends on their own, that is, they live like husband and wife, they are both alphas, so they don’t seem to accept anyone else, they don’t accept anyone else, when the house appeared, of course they kind of drive it away, sometimes they fight a little, but... how
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they wouldn’t let anyone into their company, or rather, they wouldn’t let anyone in at all, because they ’re like their own little herd, they’re too old for everything, for all this, funny stories, because with cats, there are a huge number of funny stories about dogs and other animals, but here's does something like this ever happen, they end up in some kind of story, maybe they spoil something, they run away sometime, for example, and once i took tuzik away, there’s a field.... she was left alone in the stable, she she started to get very worried, started running, started screaming, until we returned somewhere only 3 hours later, all this time she was screaming, that’s when we arrived. she was all wet, she was of course glad to see tuzik, but we didn’t separate them anymore, and how they scream, they laugh, yes, yes, they scream, just like that, with such a hysterical neigh, tell me, i watched, how - hypotherapy for very elderly people
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was done very much by a very old horse, there he was also over 30 years old, he was just like that - an old horse, grandmothers come to him, they honor him in general, they have friendship there, love and all that, these are your pensioners . they are not interested in some kind of socially useful activity, no, they simply live for the soul, for themselves, this is just her pony.
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it was like a joke, you wash your hair with shampoos, there is a woman and a cat who licked, what white eyelashes, what beautiful ones, they didn’t come in vain, no, this is also a person, tatyana, come back, what are ponies afraid of, i know you had a story about someone getting scared, ponies are practically not afraid of anything, but they, for example, house, we had one one story, when we... or at a photo shoot, and there was such a black swearing, and that is, ponies are afraid of swearing after all, and not that they are afraid of swearing, but they just have black and white vision, they thought they thought that black is like an abyss, a pit, that is, yes, and we
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couldn’t get him through this mat, and i had to call a horse breeder, i had to i should ask the photographer to drag me through this mat. pony: how much does it weigh? 120 kg is somewhere not easy, it’s not easy anymore, please tell me, when you get, for example, not 15 cats, of course, yes, people sometimes get one cat or a dog they go to shows with them, for example, for horses and you also have such a thing that you start it up, you need to go show your abilities, beauty, everything else, yes, of course, we were recently at a horse show, where we performed in two acts, and there was also an interesting story, it was for the first time for smoke, we went out onto the battle field, this is called a battle field, and there were plasmas, screens everywhere, and yes, smoke started looking at these plasmas, he forgot that he needed to do tricks, in fact, we
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smiled like that, walked around, but what -we did it anyway, but it was so funny, so much so that you took first place, tell me, i often ask what people dream about, but you are clearly not the best. so that the horses have a very large, good run for what, so that what is there, and it is very important for me to actually take very good care of them, that what emotions do you get when you communicate with a horse? is it closer? why, what does it look like? on communication with a cat, on communication with two cats, with three or four or with a dog, and most likely on communication as with any animal, that is, this is what it is. there’s a kind of peace, some kind of support, and the os once told a story that horses,
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they are very social animals and a horse is m, if, for example, it is injured, yes, then it will be, as we often do, often , for example, some dogs come to us who got injured, cats, it doesn’t bother them, here’s a horse, if it’s different from its brothers, then it worries a lot, that is , they are closer to how a person perceives it all, well, yes, here he is... standing like this, that means that he is resting, that is, he is now in a relaxed state, no, so a woman in heels stands on one, the other leg is resting, guys, i want to, i want to ask you, please tell me, he comes to us when, well, with ordinary household animals, and if, for example, someone doesn’t have a cat, he then says: oh, i still i’ll get or dogs, now i’m not teasing, now the heroes of spony have come to us, does anyone still have a desire to get themselves a horse?
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that you came to us today, maybe the allergy will go away and you will say, i started it, let it go, yes, you know, but any
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person who loves animals, he loves all animals, and animals are the most beautiful thing there is , they help us become better, these are animals that also awaken love, that’s for sure, in general, i have it, i have it at the dacha, i always have it now i’m presenting to them at viktor zenchuk’s dacha, i agree that it will be interesting. thank you for coming to us today, it’s great that you watched us, go to the first one’s website, there you can watch all the videos, vote for them, and most importantly, send us yours, so that we will definitely see each other here again, while the boys and girls, as well as their parents.
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oh, look, there’s a new guy, uh-huh, okay,
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calm, he’s mine, i didn’t understand, i didn’t understand, i didn’t get in, or something, let’s sit closer, let’s go. i'll get it anyway.
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well, hold on, why don’t you feel embarrassed? well, look, after all, kato is already completely tortured, why, well, well, i said that i would get him,
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sasha, stand, come in,
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come in, sit down. relax, maybe a cigarette, no, marsh, what are you, then fruit, no, mash, but candy, no, no, maybe we’ll dance, no-no-no-no, no-no, i can’t, it’s a pity, i’m a mother today i bought some cakes, try them, no, no, no, but what kind of fruit cakes are your favorite, try them, look how tender and
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fresh they are! no, no, marsh, i won't do that, thank you. come on, sash, don’t be shy, gentle cream, delicious dough, no, no, no, no, burdock, what are you doing, how are you writing , i would write. with a hook i told you 20 times, come on, come on faster, i haven’t done math and english yet.
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let me disagree with you, colleague, what you have been trying to prove to me for an hour is complete nonsense. the forward movement of the counterforces will not meet the resistance of the directed elements, which will allow the active components of the mechanism to effectively interact with each other, it will work, but i say that it will not. how are you don’t understand that with such a translational motion the vector force will tend to zero! this is all nonsense! rave! you are pushing science backwards! any first-grader knows that according to the first law of thermodynamics, you need to multiply mass by free fall!
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where do you go? the power of resistance! where did i put the power of resistance, now i will show where i put it. hey guys, where is the chess club?
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there is friction force, acceleration, everything turned out that way. i catch fish with a net, fishing rods - that's it, fishing for the city, it's a spinning rod, yeah,
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they caught everything with it, even sharks, this is the most fishy place, come on! catch, come on, get up, where is the spinning rod? hmm, don't be afraid,
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look what... who's there, treasure, apparently, invisible, probably, the pirate ship sank, now it's all ours. but i couldn’t find the spinning rod, no matter how much i searched,
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it’s nowhere to be found, i’m sick of the spinning rod. fatherly, what will mario fight do?
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yes, it’s a good round, the fight can rest a little, i see he’s in a good mood, he considers himself a winner, although it’s probably too early, too early, the ending was not for him. but the next round he starts again very actively, the fight has very long arms, like a rake, the opponent can’t do anything, can’t get to the distance he needs, and the fight meets him all the time, oh, how well he hit the right straight and the race, well, in this battle , i already think everything is more or less clear.
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a courageous guy, a rival, you see, he will fight to the last, left side, he will try to carry out such a last blow, go for the head, clearly he is already losing his strength, give me, give me, athletes in white shorts, yes, you see, this the face of defeat, but he went out the next round, went out and continued the fight, hit, hit. until it falls, it falls, that’s it, victory, it’s victory, but what a fight, what tension until the very last moment, victory!
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yes, yes, be brave, hello, doctor, of course you can come in, come in, why are you dragging me, let me in, come in, hello, hello, young man. “sit down, i’m listening to you, doctor, help, something terrible is happening to my vasechka, there’s music in his head all the time, and it’s not the same, like this is not the same, but it’s not like that that one, i can’t hear anymore, she got me,
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calm down, calm down, well, just take it yourself and listen. oh, yura, yura, yura, i'm such a fool that i fell in love with you. i'm such a fool, what did you discover? what is this, your favorite music? yes, what are you talking about, doctor, i can’t stomach pop music at all, i’ve been listening to hard rock all my life. got it, doctor. well, where did he get it from? yes, a very strange case. maybe someone infected it? science still doesn’t know whether this is a contagious disease. doctor, what should we do? oh, yura, yura, yura, i’m like that, he sings at night. doctor, i i won't last that long. well, then let's try to do it this way. walk more
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in the fresh air, early. sleep, but the main thing is to listen to music, but only classical music, because this is new, otherwise the classic will certainly win over the one-day song, thank you, doctor, thank you, we will try, goodbye. from yura yura yura, i'm such a fool that i fell in love with you.
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be quiet, look, there’s a whole apiary in the garden behind the house. there’s honey there, there’s plenty of it, everything’s asleep, it’s fine, listen, vavan, maybe it’s better we go for some apples, huh? that means the honey has spoiled honey, got it, let's go!
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here you are, robbers, hacks, so who should guard whose house, and hello,
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hello, hello, mom, i woke up.
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dear son, we realized that you don’t need us at all, we don’t see you around the clock, the internet has replaced your mother and father, so we ’re leaving, live with your internet, goodbye, don’t look for us, we love you, we kiss your mom. and dad, mom, dad, mom, father, ah-oh, where are you,
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dad, dad, what a joke. “mom, dad, why are you shouting, lesh, my parents haven’t seen me, hello, hello, police, my parents are missing, well what are the signs of, well, i don’t know, but good, very good parents. mom, dad, please come back, i really need you, really, really, please come back,
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honestly, i really need you, really, really, son, hurray, you’ve found me, you told the truth, you really really need us, dad, of course, we really need it, honestly, very, very much, but we haven’t paid for the internet for the next month.
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well done, but i need to sign, disappear, eat. and you, and you just check it, then you’ll thank us all your life, mother, my dear, how many times can i repeat, well , we don’t hire children, we don’t, we don’t need a salary, we have no money, we don’t hire children, alas, this is a circus, not a school. “talent
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must be protected, but you want to ruin it before it’s born? mozart, by the way, was also little, let’s eat, okay, okay, okay, let’s just quickly, let’s see what your mozart can do, yurochka has money stuck to her hands.” let's see, please, ladies and gentlemen, a deadly number performed by yuri korochkin, genius, genius, genius, genius, well, you see, you see,

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