tv Ya shagayu po Moskve 1TV April 14, 2024 2:50pm-4:21pm MSK
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mozart, by the way, was also small, let ’s eat, okay, okay, okay, let’s just quickly, let’s see what your mozart can do, yurochka has money stuck to her hands, let’s see. please, ladies and gentlemen, a deadly number performed by yuri korochkin, a genius, a genius, a genius, a genius, a genius, well, you see, you see, you see what abilities he has, he simply has no price. i would like such abilities,
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a very interesting boy, very, it’s you , tomorrow after lunch we’ll come up with something, thank you, thank you, you won’t regret it, let’s crawl away, thank you, let’s go, let’s go, yurochka, resounding success awaits us, prizes, flowers, festivals, fans, world tours, hey, mozart, give me back the money, well, let's take the boy. let's take it!
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matter where from, my cousin. grandma left us this apartment, to be honest, i have never seen it in my life, but i will be grateful to her until the end of my days, and this is my new room now you’ll understand why i got it, it’s a gorgeous view, really, in general, somewhere out there is my new city of moscow, a city of new opportunities, you can forget to start everything from scratch, there’s no page, there’s no person. hello, new life, here you can see the courtyard, a cozy moscow courtyard, more beautiful than in barnaul, and this is maryana, our neighbor, i have big plans for her today, but more about that later,
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now i’ll tell you about our family zoo, yes , i specifically say that i’m psychotic, damn it, don’t you dare film me, you’re coded, but don’t tebeli, she still has a boyfriend, and distance is a difficult test for love, so now something will fly me away, get him away from me, stop now, you are bothering me, this is our mother, if it weren’t for her, we would all die with hunger, and you will heal, happy woman, if you buy the right accessory like this. mom is a tv star, she also says so, turn off that camera to hell, you are addicted to gadgets. vasya, where is my highlighter? what is this? like what? this is under the eyes, on top of concealer. second row of color boxes ocher, he's all the way to the right. in short, i don't know.
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our dad is an artist, like levitan or aivazovsky, although no one bought a single painting of his. dad wanted to go make money in body art, painting naked girls, but for some reason mom was against it. thank god, game designers liked his masterpieces, well, like fans of computer games, he agreed to make small amendments, then edited them a little, then changed something, and as a result he redid everything, that’s what happened, it works, as it were, our dad is in charge in the family, so my mother decided, my mother’s word - the law, yes, dear, i’ll sort everything out, i just have a terrible deadline, it’s... phew, it’s you, i asked you not to sneak up, but mom hasn’t left yet, no, while mom doesn’t see, dad hangs out in the networks, fights with trolls, creepy, close your family, goat, dad, zhenya 200, 10, 2005, he
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’s 12 years old, but maybe it’s actually a girl, do you think, uh-huh, girl? go to school, that ’s what, my dears, i work like karl’s mother, i’m the mother of two children, i manage to carry both the house and the job on myself, and for some reason i manage to do everything, in the evening i want to see them sorted into boxes, yes, i’ll come especially, i’m asking you for the second time, stop talking at the table, tyoma, put away the camera, he likes it, mom, how did you and dad meet, are you so different? “it was wonderful, i went into the bar and saw a handsome, stylish guy, so, your dad was sitting to the right of him, i wasn’t sitting, i was standing.
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idiot, don’t call me anymore, i told you, don’t take pictures of me, why did you give birth this is a misunderstanding, it would be better if they got a dog, i’m allergic to fur, so, where is she, i’m here, “oh, hello, this is not your cat, i’m hers.” him, his name is jamie, jamie lannister, he is mine, yes, i pulled him out from under the wheels of a huge suv, there in the arch, at the last moment
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aparin. possibly tyoma. it's nice here. i apologize for being late. just from the airport. come on, get out of here, you idiot. this is the women's restroom. so, prove that triangle abc, mhc, are similar. good afternoon, oparin, artyom oparin, i apologize for being late, literally from the airport, and you are new, yes, art like, oparin, it seems you are from barnaul, but not only, also from paris, hong kong, sydney, montevideo, montevideo, yes, yes , but that’s how they say it, we moved a lot. for example, in paris i spent what you say, only we have a young man, a mathematics class and not a geography class, maybe he can
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go straight to the blackboard, since you are so smart, from the point of view of the theory of communication skills, it will not be entirely true if i solve brilliantly, will immediately arise between me and the team an insurmountable barrier, and if it’s bad, then sit down in an empty seat, get involved in the process, don’t be late anymore, don’t mind, artyom, misha, yes, of course. hey, hong kong, is this by car, your mother, maryana? no, lady heart, let me go! like the night lets go of the stars from the sky, the sun is blown away
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by the wind, the feelings will remain somewhere, i will rise to him in the sky, i will fall after him , wash away, with your will, with your will, i am more than you, kidawaiki, here are not pasha’s old ones, where are you do you believe that i can say that word, the seal is carried away from the fields, anxiety goes away from the soul, cool you got on tv, you're a star, you're a star, let's kill the people. the best stars today are on the first day,
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there is no money for the metro, ice cream, or train. get out of my entrance, laser show, but this is pop music for the turiks, it’s boring, well, we lived there for a year, then my father was lured to montevideo for another project, to montevideo, then to paris, then to barnaul, now here, six months later to new york, there’s nothing you can do about it, he’s my game designer, he’s very cool. turn over, why are you silent? i think you
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've been to hong kong? yes, i was, i was there with chocolate got poisoned. so discuss it. what street did you live on? on rabinson, next to the zoo. yes, and i was lying nearby in the hospital when i was poisoned, and because of this i didn’t even get to the zoo. there's a great aquarium there. did you see this nearby zoo? is this mouth already in albanian? that’s right, i got poisoned there, and you saw such a beautiful toilet there with an aquarium, i was there after the poisoning, i understood everything! the next lot, which i am sure you will like even more. next lod - no question, we can move on to our necklace with a bewitching poetic name
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love symphony, notice how its shine sparkles in the light. with it you will become dazzlingly beautiful, these are the best accessories for a real woman. marina can only dream of this embodiment of beauty and femininity, it’s just a miracle, isn’t it, so subtle and graceful. the most important thing in such a revival is that you made yourself such a priceless beacon, unfortunately, you served more, it will in vain defeat your man, his fortune. what a design, how brightly it burns, how spectacular, playful, enthusiastic it is, and the price is amorous, please forgive me, i can’t resist i’ll try it on, my god, how brightly it shines, and
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most importantly, it has the same color that will suit absolutely any outfit, and most importantly in such a fat person. you live the life of a happy woman, but because you buy the right accessory, an unprecedented price, an unprecedented discount, the price can be said to be simply shocking, only 1,800 rubles. yes, 9.52, the flight is normal, keep it up, artyom vasilyevich, the school is wonderful, the guys are excellent, they are making a fool of themselves. artyom, my name is. i remember, misha, my locker is next door, i wanted this, you better tell me, why are the locker numbers out of order here, fifteen, sixteen, then eighteen, and seventeen where, you also noticed, it seems to me that this
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and lad, why aren’t you in class? and didn’t you know, i hit my head in physical education, if you listen, oparin, you probably think that you are the smartest, the most dexterous, yes, remember, i am watching you. women, hello, maryana, what? no, i went out to my personal cage, put the bag there, opened the brush, and then i was electrocuted, like a shindar, i find myself on
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the treatment area, i lost consciousness, i hurt my back, look, dad, and i fell into the stepladders, can you imagine? here’s maryana , our neighbor, by the way, meet me, you give me the keys, i’ll go home, otherwise my mother will turn my head away, i could at least put on pants, so i went out without pants, why, dad, you have a fierce deadline.
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genius dad, dad, what the hell, they probably mixed me up in the maternity hospital, so, i ’ll erase this, the strategy was poorly thought out, i made a mistake, it’s good that maryana played along, i need to thank her somehow... i also need a wikipedia article about dad, photos with celebrities, talk to him so that he doesn’t go to school, that’s it, it’s time, i’m cool, i’m cool, i can do it, maggot, i deleted my vkontakte page, well done, but i forgot to clean my friends’, how did they called in your ural hong kong, lying maggot, just look at our hero, show them your slippers, but you're a heavyweight, dude, read the comments, and so, the maggot
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chasing the suspects, they turned into the colonies. i need help, everyone nearby, how did you know that the raid would be on the bank, a thorough investigation will be carried out regarding the turbine, if you find something related to the turbine, consider it a death sentence, do you think he’s a rat, i’m from the police, i’m in course, i didn’t recognize it, undercover taxi, premiere, tomorrow after the program time, with fabulous ease the lonely resort turned into the capital of world cinema, mr. wenders, why are you repeating yourself? and i'm not repeating myself. my god, are there no doors? in this film i play a negative character. i'm an avenger. i just left my license. jane's script is real literature. we can't leave the piano. thousands of journalists came to the festival. this isn't a movie anymore, please
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i'll kill you, don't say anything, you have the right, essence, wait, love. you, when they arrested my son, you read him his rights, vasya, you understand, we recently moved, the boy is in adolescence, a new school, the end of the school year, the child is stressed, in this stress they put up shop windows
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for my annual salary. what picture, dear son gangster? just kidding, it's all an elephant. they are now catching him all over moscow, tyoma, an elephant, so yours turns out to have nothing to do with it, but it’s still not good to fight, especially when you don’t know how, okay? yes, here’s another thing, i understand everything, stress, a new city, but my advice to you is, guy, stop smoking. i have the first metropolitan broadcast, i sell happiness to people, i broadcast joy on tv, and this
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viper snezhana won’t let me insert a word, and then i come home and find out that my son, wait, marie, let me do it myself, we agreed, so listen to me carefully. i ’m not your inspector, i’m much worse, firstly, i ’ll find out why you started smoking at age 11, he’s 13, secondly, my mother and i didn’t control you, because we trusted you, you’re a nice guy , you have a kind soul, a little mischievous, but with no one it happens, well, do you want to go to the zoo today, you want us? left it, okay? and from this day on , sanctions are imposed on you. no more games, no internet, lessons and strict reporting twice a day. mom, i
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has been strolling through the streets without hindrance. city, we managed to contact all representatives of moscow pussycats and zoos , they assured us to stand everywhere, where have you been? for 13 years i restrained myself and it was all in vain, at your age i was flogged every other day, this is the result, well, now we will resort to old tried and tested methods, but this one is sleeping, he doesn’t care about anything, oh you little, deceitful, my beloved son. yes, what happened? who offended you? why is it so cold? stasya, run temochka a bath with vanilla foam. durdum. can you run for cigarettes?
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tell me this, is it possible or not, maryana, with whom you wanted to take a photo in the car, today won't come, how do you do it? what, did you imagine something? look, i'm a little taken aback by your abilities. since fate brought us together at the same desk, please tell me, have you mastered a special technique for expanding the human subconscious, sorry for what you said, you didn’t pay, sorry, i have money, ugh, sour, you’ve probably heard the story that people use your brain is only 10%, hey, you, some smart people are 40, but i’m different, if you want, i’ll tell you, just in secret, yeah, i’m god. who is god, or demigod, with
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that's what he found in her, well, tell me, yes, she... she's also a fool, she even has it written in her status: never argue with a woman, kiss her right away, not the stupidest idea, that is, she is a complete fool, the last time you hugged me was 3 years ago, when you wanted to strangle me, dark, what should i do? little sister, you, of course, won’t believe it, but i, i can fix everything, kill her, yes, i thought it’s impossible, we’ll get excited, no, everything will be peaceful, somehow, you know, i can, let’s get
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we heard something similar in '22. it's not us, it's them themselves. classic. like ukraine, which supposedly invented everything. world offended france at the same time as the entire world cinema. imchenko is the first person to film on the territory of the russian empire. and ukraine is a state that in reality does not have its own history. antifake premiere. tomorrow on the first. zoya borisovna personifies the century. all her life she did what she loved. she creates hotbeds around herself culture. i'm not even talking about her literary side.
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i don’t blame you for passing, i thank you for coming. andrei generally had two priorities in life: his work and my mother. eclipse of the heart, andryushka and i lived very friendly, it was his song that reflected the moment of our only quarrel. to the centenary of zoya boguslavskaya. premiere on tuesday, on the first. 9: 10. 11, 12, and damn, when i managed, a smart wizard differs from a stupid one in that he hides a match for a rainy day, hello,
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it’s me again, artyom aparin, my life has changed these days, this is my room, you find out, you probably thought that this... i hung it all up, no, it’s my mother who keeps, so to speak, a record of my modest achievements, and what ’s most important is that she likes it, by the way, and now no one bothers my mother at work , her partner snezhana left for the resort in three suitcases, it’s a joke, show me, isn’t it, how it, of course, suits you very well, but right now the producer is telling me that we have a huge number of calls, everyone wants to buy this amazing sparkling bracelet, in in general, this snowwoman finally shut up, and mom is happy. his. stasya finally left her boyfriend from barnaul. why does she need him now? after i increased her, you know what. the guys began to come running in herds. but i didn’t increase her brains. that's why. i myself found the right one for her, cool dude, but the main thing is that she’s a viper, i mean, stasia is happy, her parents
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naturally don’t mind, only through my corpse will she meet this scumbag, yes, i’ll break his helmet, and the little girl said, that this is a very good match for stasya, it’s clear, of course it’s clear to him, but he looks kind of sad against our rainbow background? like a good son with a fire, i simply have to help him, maybe we’ll meet in real life, and if you’re so brave, dad, you again, well, i asked you not to sneak up, that mom is home, no, she’s gone, you can chat further, what- then my work isn’t going at all, i’ve been working on these spaces for over a year now, it’s all
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some kind of nonsense, but it’s not scary for anyone, everything is somehow artificial, maybe there’s not enough inspiration, just don’t tell your mom, otherwise she ’ll be upset, why, dad, by the way, didn’t you notice any changes in her, somehow she has changed dramatically, yes yes no anymore. it happens, dad, tell me, if there was such a superpower, well, to fulfill any desires, what would you think of, inspiration, fairy tales - it’s all about inspiration, however, you get up in the morning and write, otherwise you’ll kill yourself later for a mediocre day , just ask me, i want my brilliant painting to appear here, right now, and for the whole world to gasp from it, do you want? no, i don’t want to, i want to write it myself, you know, well, i
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’ll explain it to you later, but for now i you need to create a cross-platform framework for visualizing cyclic graphs, implement your own disk, in short , a cross-platform framework, but it will capture this dsl. “well, or as he needs, in short, let everything be done on its own, something like this, i know what you will say, great power comes with great responsibility, blah blah blah, but it’s not me who needs to be warned, but losers, like spiderman or that bear, but i forgot what my last name was, if something powerful falls into the hands of such people, it’s of course a disaster, but these matches didn’t choose me by chance, you know, i was ready for'. siliya, before i found them, i was already cool, maybe i knew from childhood that someday i would become someone like that, the keeper of a great gift, i prepared for a long time,
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i knew a lot without matches, play all musical instruments, write poetry, dance, perform magic tricks, speak all foreign languages fluently, i can even bite myself on the elbow, i draw great, i do everything myself, but i’m actually not finished yet. okay, it’s a joke, of course, i wished all this on myself, but not only on myself, i taught you how to read, you shouldn’t leave it at home a book and a notebook, okay, that’s also a joke, he knew how to read, so i directed his energy into a peaceful direction, let the children’s ears read, everything is better than pressing cell phones, i generally understood that if you help people, force them to open up, they will love you , without any matches, they don’t know what they want, but i inspire them, that ’s the whole secret, well, almost the whole secret, thank you, thank you,
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and now the main thing is that everyone loves me, because i’m smart, kind, and charismatic, and i i don’t like him either, it’s strange, that smile, yeah, and that pizza got him already every day, then pizza, then... he did it, now he’s like a zombie, he’s reading poems, there’s horror in his eyes, it seems to me that he’s psyching or hypnotizing, for sure, you just have to not eat his pizza, and the hypnosis will pass, oh, darkie, hawaiian, my beloved, what a reptile, oh, temochka, herself, stop, but this is just inverted or i want,
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i want to know that not everyone thinks about me, minus two. pi sodium is less than -2, therefore, plus minus pi sodium, the answer is plus minus pi sodium, now this upstart will be sent to the olympics, but i was supposed to go, i’ll pretend that he i like it, and he will solve my homework until the end of school. “oh my god, there’s a calculator on the phone, and if you turn it around, it’s a big calculator, well , why do i need all this, what a boring guy he is, a typical taurus, wait, but i’m not with taurus or this week, ugh , no, how tired he is with his successes, he’s an asshole, but it’s crazy, why did i study at the institute for 5 years
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so that some loser could understand the same thing in 5 minutes?” “oh, don’t be silent, don’t be silent, tura, say something, bravo, loser, i, i can do anything, i want, i’ll walk on the water, although no, this has already happened, okay, but how do you like this, a whale in the yauza, well, it’s cool, yes, i myself know that it’s not cool, right? when you can come up with everything you can’t do anything valuable, maybe i’m really a loser? artyom, artyom, look how much space there is, oh, the river has disappeared, yes, you are following me, you ran out, slamming the door, i thought that you, what did you think, poor fellow, it’s hard for him, always alone, he ’s a genius, or even a mutant is definitely a new
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stage of evolution. such people were never recognized during his lifetime, suddenly he was going to drown himself, i don’t know how to swim, relax, bear, i won’t drowning, you also read minds, now ... no, what other mutations do you have? yes , what mutations, mish, we’re not in a movie, i’m an ordinary person, i’m nobody, these are all matches, someone threw them to the most worthless person in the world, who thinks that he is the chosen one, what kind of matches, but you know what, keep it, here is one magic match, break it, make
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beautiful places, the mighty yenissei river, in which... it is wonderful to fish, very beautiful in winter, especially when it turns into an incredible fairy tale for us. to date, i have already traveled through 79 regions of our wonderful country, this is my horizons. this is interesting, these are new emotions, from all regions people from russia come to us in adegea to look at these beauties, many, many, many, many know our sheregezh, russia has no borders, russia has only a horizon, travel, get to know our world, our russia. stasya, wait, one step and you forget the way home, you will give birth to motorcyclists on the highway, vasya, quickly here, daughter, just wait, the road is wet, mom
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is nervous, where are you going for the night, nowhere, and from where, from your madhouse ? go, go to mommy, the house is free! temochka, i made you a hot bath, why are you so late, something happened? it happened, dad, i ruined everything, first at school, and now in the family, i spent a whole box of matches to make the whole world love me, and all i got was a bunch of unnecessary trophies that needed to be burned.
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find them? by chance, sometimes it seems to me that they found me themselves, and it will turn out to be a cat. but they didn’t allow me to place the cat, i placed him in good hands, i made a wish so that he himself chose a new owner, it turned out to be maryana, you know, it seems to me that she is also a cat, you saw her eyes, sometimes in this room. i promise my cat, and one day
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i saw you. i wondered what you are like, how you live? i snuck into your house and saw your dad. i thought he was also a lonely dreamer. same? like you, like me, he sees other worlds. i liked them so much that i wanted to wander around them, and then i saw another world, and i liked it even more, the world. your family, i felt i felt like my cat before meeting maryana, and it seemed to me that you were all friends, but where are your parents? if you want, i’ll show you a place you’ve definitely never been to. what is this?
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this is an orphanage, these are my memories, of course, memories, dreams, dreams, they do not disappear, they are all next to us, all worlds are interconnected, even the world that your dad came up with, if this is a memory, then where? them you, and for me the most important thing in the world is not the past, but the future, i don’t protect matches, but the world from them, you know, when i found the matches. i thought everything would change now, but it only got worse, matches are needed to make your dreams come true, and what you dream about depends only on you, you are not the first one to whom i threw matches, first there was kolya, no one wanted to be friends with him, he got upset, ate,
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got fat, i was even more upset, a vicious circle, nikita also had no friends, because he spent all his free time playing computer games, they both felt bad. world, and i wanted to give them the opportunity to create their own worlds that were interesting to them, and they created them. kolya needed three to be completely happy. matches so that you can eat anything, whenever and as much as you want. but nikita only needed one. his measures were invented a long time ago, but his parents prevented him from spending 24 hours a day in them. and he easily solved this problem. they both weren't. weak or bad, they just didn’t make the best of their wishes. what's wrong with them now? you know, i'm sure that they found their world that they dreamed of. they are happy. can i
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stay with you in these worlds? then we must give your loved ones new memories. new memories? yes, because you are them you will never see again, these matches should not fulfill random wishes, it is very dangerous, you must choose, probably my dad from the outside seems crazy, my mother is no less strange, not to mention. but they all make up my world, and i’m ready to part with all the other worlds, but not with this one,
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as everything has become here, if memories could grow old, they would look exactly like this. it's a pity, it seems that i've been living for thousands of years, the only thing that remains unchanged is that i will always be alone, i was glad our short meeting, don’t be afraid, i won’t touch your memories. goodbye, lonely dreamer.
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something went wrong? yes artyom? i just wanted to become the ruler of the world. do you really think that i didn't foresee this? i made it so that it could only be mine desire, but matches can only be obtained from my hands. for this i could turn you into agaan. but this is too simple, i thought it was a game, it was not a game, the game will start now. “you know what a pitiful, frightened look you have now, you asked about my
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failed friends, where they are, they are in the world of their primitive desires, i have long been looking for a suitable place for people like you, now you have also failed, come on, try to find a way out from here, what if i can’t?” you will become like him, but what about them now? i'm sure they found the world they dreamed of.
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nothing to do, someone else has invaded this world and is making it like this, i can’t get you out of where i didn’t send you, matches can’t fulfill this desire, i’m scared, artyom, no one is scared, it will be scary here now. wow, so many of us came running here, god knows, i didn’t want this, i couldn’t possibly be angry, i’m as cold as a smoothie.
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and all worlds are interconnected, even the world, which your dad came up with. these matches should not fulfill random wishes, this is very dangerous, someone else has invaded this world and is making it like this, i can’t get you out of where i didn’t send you, even if, in short, a cross-platform framework will take over this dsl. “it’s me, it was me, dad, dad, dad,
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remember, i said what is important to me. the only thing is to keep the secret of the matches, there is nothing more important than that, and here is the girl, in the orphanage, you remember, in my memories. for her , the most important thing was the family that she never had, she, it was me, you know, you can’t force yourself to love, you can’t break a match so that you have relatives, but i dreamed about it so much, i’m brothers. who,
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