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easier, no, we were worried, yes, but what stuck the most was the fact that she did something like this behind your back, or the fact that you lost your beloved woman, both of them, our stories coincided very much, because i also applied for divorce while my husband was on a flight, four months was enough for me, but the children, we communicate with the children, everything is fine, do you care who is with you, who will be next to you, what can he do, what can he do? i think that if a person leaves, then he left, it’s the adults who leave, i’m talking about children, you be proud of your children, say, we will educate you, please tell me, but sailors have a higher divorce rate than people, well, this is the case for representatives of land-based industries, but it takes 6-7 months of sailing, much higher than for representatives of industries on land , three times, there are two reasons: either the husband is not at home all the time, or the husband is... tom is there all the time, and
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the woman is already accustomed to the fact that he is swimming somewhere, or rather, walking. well, of course, he doesn’t really trample, you know, he doesn’t trample the carpets, i don’t know, he doesn’t dirty the dishes, he cleaned up. i really love this video, i already told you, where the woman is standing, the kitchen has been washed, everything, everything is shiny, she says, when, she says, i wash the kitchen like this, i want, she says, no one of mine lives here, no, well, that’s cool, that he is a sailor, how long have you had, it’s cool that he... will take you with him on a cruise, on a cruise, yes, i want to go on a cruise, how many years have passed, and larisa, by the way, we have a video from swimming, and from rafting , i thought it was my favorite video, here i am on a pond, and here you are on a foreign day or something, there is not a single one. russian this
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foreign yes, mixed crew, wow, wow, it’s very scary, when my husband showed me such videos, my heart just stopped with fear, impress me, what a perega this is, these are kamchatka people. and kamchatka, i still can’t understand how such a colossus swims, or walks, walks, it’s pitching, oh, van, well, this is the romance of the sea for you.
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what is left, and what do they have to live with? well, my hair is not so soaked in salt, oh, women are the only sailor, and there are many sailors i know who live quite happily in marriage, that is, well, somehow women can wait, since you understand how to encrypt at a minimum, it’s better not to encrypt it correctly, of course, then it’s better to do everything directly. but a person leaves for a reason, he leaves to earn money, including for the family budget, he needs some kind of homely , quiet girl who has been waiting for him for 7 months, with children, brings up, is bored, here i have to wait for me from tour, fashionable verdict, new season, i am with you, lilia rakh, on weekdays on the first. it will be hot,
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what, where, when, summer series of games from may 19, on the first. let's decide then, do you want more children? yes, except that it's not must be a girl of easy virtue. that there will be some, i don’t know, restrictions for the wife or some kind of agreement, right now on the shore, for example, long red lips, only when you come back from a flight, or she can go to her accounting department, well, if she it’s convenient, then it’s okay, no, it ’s starting, i’ll wash the dishes myself, fry the cutlets, if it’s convenient, and she sends you a video, such a fun girl at a corporate party in a low neckline with red lips,
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look what she writes to keep the house clean, cozy enough to cook skillfully, you know, yourself it’s also important that the profession is not a pathologist, an anatomist or an astrologer, because they don’t have everything right in the head, so they want an ordinary one, such a balm for my ears, but what kind of balm for my ears do i want to say, no matter how advanced they are? they came, but when my star friends, star superstars, come to my house, when they take off their shoes. on the threshold, change their shoes into soft ones, sit down with me, eat mashed potatoes with cutlets, dumplings, tea, drink everything, and say how good it is, all the most stellar, peristellar of any age, the most young people still all want comfort, everyone wants
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a woman in the house, no matter how exalted, fashionable, i don’t know, superstar, i understand you, well, i’m so self-sufficient in principle that he won’t be here for 7 months, i ’m...
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hello, ivan, my name is olesya, and my man will fall into a fairy tale with me, because i am a real sorceress, sorceress, nice to meet you, thank you, very nice, alesya, 34 years old, co-owner of a manicure studio in samara, breeds canaries, plays games. checkers and is trained by the russian champion in
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performs magic tricks, is proud of his hair and a herring under his fur coat in the author's performance, dreams of experiencing some events in his life and once again admits that he has a piercing with us. pubb and language, despite her husband’s numerous infidelities, the reason for divorce in olesya’s family was another affair on the side, stolen crayfish. hello girls, good to see you, hello, hello, i didn’t come to you empty-handed, with gifts, oh, thank you, we have fish here, yeah, i know that you love fish, i’m just here we have bream, thank you huge, yes. and also another branded aspic, here’s my mom’s, and oh, get up, get up, stand up, how cool, look, they brought fish, aspic
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gifts, what a good job, girls, they got ready, no one will eat roses, but what will they look at? and you like aspic, no one will. i'm growing up now, why don't i try, let's try, oh, we're glad, i'm so glad, yes, yes, let's try, well, mom, sit, sit, sit, i'm a waitress, listen, i would have such hair i was also proud, looking at you, even with my own, with mine wild imagination, i just can’t connect your marriage with arthropods, there’s just no way, why the marriages didn’t please you, it happened that what my ex-husband brought home, three big bags like that, well with... cancer, it’s like bags big as from under potatoes, he brought it, put it down and said, that means that the girls, well , for me and my daughter, he says that the girls, you will be crayfish, we are like that, yes, of course, he says, i adore, yes, of course, and he says, put the pan on, well, as always, of course, i took this big pan of ours and put it on, well since you have three bags, of course, and he says,
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what a big pot you put in, i’m still wondering what he’s doing, in the end he started cooking, i left with the child to study, then i came, he put it on a plate. he says , come, in the end, when i came in, i saw that there were 10 crayfish on the plate, i myself was in shock, i was just like, what is this, and the girls eat more, of course, there’s also me and my daughter, but how old is my daughter? then it was, in my opinion, about four years old, look, she has a child, he has two children, he still wants an heir, um, but she can be a good wife, it turns out that i start eating them, i just drank the net from the claws, and gave all the tails to my daughter, and accordingly, these entrails remained there, i don’t eat them, as if i always, in principle, you don’t take off this one this is the shell...
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my daughter’s tails, yes, i’m from a claw, in the end i take the plate, he was talking on the phone next to me, he didn’t eat, and i take it all and throw it in the trash, he starts yelling, what are you doing, he says, this should have been left, i say, why, it’s not edible for me, so i say, why, this i could have finished eating, he tells me, i think maybe he’s joking, i say, okay, it’s good to joke, well, in general... it turned out to be a big scandal, i just didn’t know how it was because of the crayfish that they were thrown out, i don’t even don’t eat crayfish, but it’s true, well, i don’t know how to yell
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, i don’t know why you need to scream, raise your voice, why, i wasn’t thrown out at all, they were thrown out, not everyone knows how to eat crayfish, and he started yelling, and you , my friend, told him don’t yell, shut your mouth, well, of course all this happened, i’m not being modest, naturally, that’s why we had a scandal, in in the end, i realized that i had to put an end to this the next morning i was already gone... hello, oh well, for cancer, and the child is common, yes, of course, olga yuryevna, i heard right, that’s exactly what happened, really , the last point is simple, and the last one, why, his daughter is always right on point, that he was angry that you threw out the crayfish, it’s simple, now a second, it’s just all these crayfish in the end he prepared it for his friends, then it is all for friends, and not for you, what offended me is that it is not for you, but for friends, we just need this, and you told him, but for friends, is it sure for a girlfriend?
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no, yes, the next day was his birthday and it was definitely for friends, and where he celebrated it, in the bathhouse with the partons, and this is an apartment in which it was shared or his, he simply felt sorry for the food for his beloved women, but this is generally nonsense, if she had a former redneck, then it’s good that they broke up, after - we got divorced, i already found out that he got back together with... “i brought you a girlfriend, meet me, yeah , what you don’t have girlfriends, you can’t do it yourself,
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there was a company, you brought more than one of them into the house, well , yes, that is, it’s like we just met once and then everything, like this is your girlfriend, like, be friends with her, well somehow it all happened like this, and what are you saying, somehow i’m actively trying to get in touch with me, one is enough, thank you, but she just started trying to be my friend, so it’s like , well, yes, there are those too.” if only she was far away , i just didn’t know that you could be so dishonest, it’s very convenient when your mistress is a neighbor, you don’t have to spend a lot travel time, very adult-like. former president of ukraine, leonid kuchma. i always say that the biggest crime will be if we quarrel between the ukrainian and russian people. serebrennikov, for which he auctioned off his native land. the usa and the west together with ukraine. a difficult path of reform, so they came in and began to pump up the anti-russia project, ukraine
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no longer has a brother, he was the first to swear allegiance to the democratic party, he formed the ukrainian oligarchy, and he is a manipulator, kuchma’s henchmen are starting a massive purge, the cabinet of ministers will change, chechetov jumped out of the window, his next successor valentina semenyuk shot herself with a hunting rifle, this story is inscribed in one chain along with ermak, with kuchma, with penchuk with the west. once again recorded that there can be no negotiations with russia, it shows the west that the ukrainian establishment has unity on the war until the last ukraine, and kuchma remains the eminence grise here, the trajectory. how did you find out that she was sleeping with your husband? and my friend came to me with as a child, and we were getting ready for a holiday, and at that time the child was poking at the computer and saying, i want cartoons, cartoons,
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poking at something, at that time some kind of file pops up saying that they are corresponding in... in on social networks, i read it, realized that this was correspondence of an intimate nature and decided to write to her from his page, come to me, now oleska is leaving, she replied, i’m at home, you know, i’m sick, i think great, she’s at home, i need to go figure it out, i got dressed, came, but her mother didn’t open the door for me, she said, her i’m not at home, at this time my ex-husband finds out about this, he hit the closet and broke his arm, but where is he? and where he hit the closet at her house, we already have it, because when i was leaving, walking into the entrance, he was already there too, he saw it, my girlfriend quickly told him everything, while i was breaking in there, to my mistress go, of course, brave, brave, well done, then you still snatched the cosmetics, and this is
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a happy moment, it seems to me, of my life, it turned out that i found out that she works in a nearby eatery, a waitress... and i understood what do i want to go there to have enough, i come, uh, i see that she is coming with a tray and i say, come here, let's talk, but at this time she turns sharply and goes into the basement, i realized that i need to follow her, and when i go in, there are two cooks, they stood up like a wall, but at that time i had so many emotions that i just pushed them apart, it seems to me like this, it was abrupt, at that time i grabbed her hair, because she.. . she’s not going anywhere, well, olesya just screwed her right up like that, everything, power, olesya top, olesya - well, in general, you’re her. kind people came up, i have it here, it wouldn’t be interesting if i just carried it, and were you filming this whole story, i
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remember everything as it is now, it turns out i’m taking it, and then people came up behind me started to pull. one way, but me in the other, i think, god, what a thrill, just something, well , i pulled out all the hairs, but they didn’t take one under my nose, so they threw it, like a flying saucer, no, in the bridge of my nose, yes , then i came out, she was already behind the bar, there she was rubbing her tears, i saw a big stack there are these round trays, i think they will fit perfectly into her nose, it’s so huge, i think it’s great, i take this tray and just straight up roll it up with all my might. she broke it, she wrote a statement to the police, i found out about it the next day, who paid for it all, it was a mess, it didn’t concern me at all, and her husband didn’t stand up for her, but no, he probably had more is it all funny, but after that he gave me a promise that this would not happen again, and he said he liked your
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fight for him? i’ll give it to you, here’s my phone, control everything, how would i have controlled all his correspondence without this, of course, so what kind of child was looking for cartoons, it’s just funny, even suddenly once you don’t have a correspondence, it was definitely here at that moment, okay , okay, well, so what , they gave him this chance, but with the condition, he said, as soon as you suspect me of apologizing, it’s all for you at once, we corresponded, in the end he never kept his word, he didn’t rewrite anything, but in general , larisa has good ideas, but if he rewrote it, i think he would then he didn’t continue these intrigues any further, so why didn’t you remind him that
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the first word is more valuable to him than the second? i don’t know, i was probably being modest because i didn’t rewrite it, especially after the promise? and what we have with alesya, she categorically warns, which means, firstly, she warns, she doesn’t like to cook, she warns that she doesn’t drink coffee, can’t even digest the smell of it, and you, as they say, wake up. that you will be without meat , this means he believes in tarot cards, that is, and this is next to astrology, warns that the future chosen one should love birds, she has horses there, like these, i wanted to say, like
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uncut dogs, these are houses, yes, that crap, seven of them at home in a two-room apartment, in general this means, and you snore at night, if so, then we've seen it, if a woman truly loves, let's say, like me, her husband, spouse, he is not so... a caring man, as he cares about me as a child, and i received love from him, like from dad, who lacked love from her own father, and i want to wish her, her groom, he’s not a daddy, he’s not daddy, exactly, wait, he loves coffee, i believe that if a woman doesn’t like coffee, she will love a man, she can go against herself, if this is a real feeling, this is a real feeling.
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change mom in the end, look, you know how to do everything and you will take the food, that’s right, then he would be married to you, by the way, that’s very good, why didn’t they teach your daughter so much that they didn’t teach your daughter not to do laundry ? , neither cooks anything , the little white woman sits, if she wants, if she falls in love , don’t help, you’d better sit and close your mouth, otherwise now you’ll ruin everything, it’s mendelssohnich, maybe there’s some kind and there will be compatibility, a woman will cook for her beloved man. definitely, until i was 33 i thought that i wouldn’t love a man, i gave birth to my first child 14 years ago, i’m 18 years old, i’m 33, i
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gave birth 5 months ago and now i want to say that i am the happiest woman with my man, and he , he was prayed for by god, honestly, my husband, but we are happy for you, no, having such a girlfriend is happiness, so i wish this for my girlfriend. wait 6-7 months for it to be in swimming and coffee, there will be no smell, and there will be no socks thrown around, and no meat will be cooked for him, i need them to wait for me, i’m performing myself, let’s conduct a test called the sea is worried once, after all, we have a marine theme , ivan, olesya, go out on stage, and the audience will support you. everything will be very simple, like in a children's rhyme, you two need to portray a creature that i will name, ready, turn around to the audience,
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we will be able to see everything perfectly, so, the sea worries once, the sea worries twice, the sea three is worried, the sea figure of the crayfish freezes in place. groom, they join in all the games, by the way, ivan has more quazemode, alesya surrenders more to him as a prisoner, but in general there is something in this, thank you, wait, and let the surprise show that she will run back and forth, yes, show me the surprise right away, of course, you have a bath, well, i need to get ready, please.
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she performs male functions well, it turns out, no, no, well, well, no, no, a woman shouldn’t work so hard, otherwise why is she getting married, well, she wants female happiness, premiere, i love my country, on saturday on the first, who doesn’t our oles want?
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let's take a look at the surprise. today i will immerse you in the world of the magic of secrets, where the impossible will become reality. if you are ready, then applaud. roz, can i contact you? i need your help, i'll invite you. oh please. by the way, she must be something, yes, interesting, interesting. i have an ordinary napkin in my hands, check it and unfold it, i can do more, it will be useful to us, not for this, of course, well, that means, look, a napkin, yes an ordinary napkin, i ’ll look at you now, i’ll give you a marker, i’ll ask you here, draw a fish, a fish, okay, let’s draw a big, beautiful one for everyone to see, okay, i’ll remove the marker. so, friends,
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let's now look at this fish, it's very beautiful, you know, i want to wish you that your wishes come true just as quickly as you drew this beautiful fish, cheers, thank you, that's it, yeah, where did it come from? she got it, look, it’s straight, you drew it. i was drawing, wow, now i need the help of my fiance, and banknotes can also be materialized, roar, look, she really is a sorceress, it’s not clear how she does this, i’m shocked, it’s very easy to surprise me, in principle, there are such tricks, since we were talking about money, now i’ll tell you the secret of how to become a millionaire tomorrow morning, not work a day more, what you need to do for this , this evening,
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when you come home, under your pillow, after that we say the magic words, let’s have the magic words today, simsolabim, simsolabim, we said the magic words and went to bed, and in the morning, when you wake up, money will appear under your pillow , and there will be exactly as much money as before you go to bed, cut yourself these pieces of paper, there’s something we didn’t like, he thinks, but i’ve been on a ship there for 7 months, what i’m doing in general is very good, and that i go to sea everything is simple, well, now i’m inviting my fiancé to help me, now there will be a trick with the existence of the groom, she will simply take him and turn him where she came from, she will simply take him away with everything, the girl will tell him to put him in aspic, this will be a disguise, please tell me, do you know what our most popular puzzle in the world is, no , think about what we have, let's...
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and you know, perhaps i’ll complicate the task, now i’ll take an opaque bag and put it here while i collect it, and you and i will count to three, okay? so, let's begin: 1, 2, i solved the rubik's cube, but
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show me the bag? do you think there is something in the package? yes, say that there is nothing here, there is nothing, but what, okay, but in fact this is a joke, please, tear up the package, show it, what is really here, doubt it, yes, that there is nothing here, well done, what - those are incredible things, i don’t understand how she does this does, for me it’s a mystery, i have cards in my hands, all these cards with different images of fruits, now you choose any card, point your finger at it, point your finger at it, it’s just this... okay, so now take it, uh-huh , you probably noticed that all this time while i’ve been on stage, i ’ve had a packet with a fortune here, show everyone what card you got, now give
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your pen here, put it down, take it out, be brave, there’s nothing, i hope in no case, and you know, well done, well done, deka, now i i’ll also take out my knife and cut it with this knife, you’ll see, i’ll cut the banana with this knife, yeah, and after that we’ll open it, take out the slices, like this, the banana is cut, don’t be stupid, they’ll go to a desert island, she’ll conjure bananas for them there, very convenient woman, andrei and roman, what can you say,
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well, she has a lot of demands, she herself doesn’t know how to do much, she doesn’t want to cook a banana without heat, well, the euro was also good, and the mother, who will prepare the aspic and table toppings. mom is close lived, well, then he will die of hunger, it is advisable to love from a distance, well, guys, here you have to choose either to eat deliciously, which means your mother is nearby, or tell your family, but in general there are some statistics, how often do people cheat with their neighbors, well, in particular to their wives and neighbors, yes, there are such statistics, as many as 30% of men prefer to travel to their mistresses not by train. for a taxi, and at most by the elevator, it seems to me that he is a very narcissistic man who is definitely not a match for you, but i decided that i will not wait another 7 months, why should i? it’s necessary, this is a very long time, i need someone to
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support me, meet the second bride, maybe we’re on the show now, but exactly at this second you and i are just the two of us here, like adam and eve, something like that, you came up with it yourself , that you are equal, you understand, then you are bros, my name is anastasia, and i know how to paint life with the brightest colors, come here, beauty, so rich, the tsuryu club at
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the flour-milling technical school, this is laisa’s test. hello, the program is about the most notable events of this day. the president's team is the power bloc and mitt on the council federations are contenders for key positions. particular attention to the ministry of defense and andrei belaus. and the state duma approved the candidacies
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of the first deputy prime minister and deputy heads of government. what areas of responsibility does everyone have on the list? geography of terror krasnodor in the lugansk republic of kursk and belgorod regions. ukrainian strikes after sunday's attack on a high-rise building. leopard tank, fighter, italian howitzer, what else was lost among the enemy and assault science. 15 brave volunteers in st. petersburg were awarded who helped the passengers who fell into the river bus that the governor gave to the heroes? the capital's assembly plant, the moskvich automobile plant, has switched to full-cycle technology, what does this mean for the city and for potential car buyers. and so, today the federation council discussed the candidates that vladimir putin proposed
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the night before for the positions of heads of law enforcement agencies and the foreign ministry. the president has the final say in these appointments, but consultation with senators is a requirement of the new constitutional norms. most of all, the ministry of defense andrei belousov pays attention to the tasks that will stand before him in a new capacity. anatoly lazarev, more details. andrey belousov, a man with the senator, certainly well acquainted, until recently, first vice. then for a long time he was assistant to the president on economic issues, but today he came to the federation council in a new capacity, the president nominated him for the post of minister of defense. the consultation with the relevant committee of belousovo was conducted by the speaker of the upper house , valentina matvienko. andrei belousov, who worked with the first deputy prime minister, has already resolved issues that are at the intersection of the economy and the military affairs. in the current conditions.
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medical care, i think it’s absolutely
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a mess when svo participants who come on vacation are driven from civilian medical institutions, sent to hospitals, which are often simply overcrowded, this issue needs to be resolved, this also applies to such issues, for example, when svo participants in fact , a minor is dependent, not only children, but also brothers and sisters, for example, they actually then find themselves outside the system of benefits, which... is set by the regions, this too wrong. in recent years , belousov's work has prioritized achieving technological sovereignty, and as a result, he is deeply immersed in issues that are of paramount importance to the country's defense capabilities today. for example, one of the national projects that he oversaw was the development of unmanned aircraft systems. the production of finished drones has a low level of localization. in essence, this is a large-unit assembly. the level of localization is for different types of drones somewhere. from 10 to 30%. suffice it to say that
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today, almost 100% of power plants, electric motors and internal combustion engines are imported. approximately 90% of power supply systems and almost 95% of flight and navigation equipment are imported from other countries. sergei shaigu, who left the post of minister of defense, will now become secretary of the russian security council. introducing sergei lavrov to the post of head of the foreign ministry, speaker saffeda emphasized that his candidacy, submitted by the president for consultations, testifies to the continuity of the country's independent foreign policy line. during communication with senators, of course, they talked about ukraine, including an international conference in switzerland, where russia was not even invited. if the west wants to fight on the battlefield, as they say, please, the finnish president again spoke out in this regard the other day, that the swiss conference says this is important.
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50 billion rubles, which was caused by corrupt officials, this damage was almost completely compensated as a result of operational investigative measures. vladimir putin proposed konstantin for the post of head of the ministry of justice chuichenko, who managed the department in iran. he told the federation council how
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the development of the law portal was progressing. rрф. it ensures the implementation of the law on free legal assistance. in the third year, we began pilot operation of this circuit in ten regions - these are the republic of tatarstan, krasnodar territory, kemerovo region , kuzbass, irkutsk region, kursk region, moscow region, rostov region, smolensk region, tambov region and ulyanovsk region, during the period of trial operation already 75 thousand were provided cases free of charge. legal assistance. alexander kurenkov, at the president’s suggestion, will remain as head of the ministry of emergency situations. he has been leading the department since twenty-two . senators thanked him for the department's effective work in responding to recent record floods. on april 7, 2024, a federal response was introduced by order of the government
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of the russian federation, and this federal response affected primarily the orenburg region. enough has been raised. candidates for ministers in the state duma and candidates for ministers of the power bloc in the federation council. if the deputies approve or do not approve the proposed options, then the senators , after consultations, make recommendations, and the final word belongs to the president, as is written in the constitution. but the candidate for the post of head of the accounts chamber, boris kovalchuk
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, who worked for the energy company interrao since 2010, was considered according to separate regulations. the federation council proposed three candidates to the president, of which... our country faces the most important economic and social tasks developments that we must implement, despite the serious sanctions pressure present. in this regard, the accounts chamber must base its work on the objectives of increasing the efficiency of spending budget funds and the timeliness of delivering relevant resources to the final recipients.
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