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the recommendations reflect the position of large businesses and entrepreneurs who agree with proposals to balance the taxation system and make it fairer. i support the need to increase the income tax instead of one-time collections of turnover payments to increase the tax burden on wealthier citizens. the issue of changing the tax system is ripe, and responsible business understands the need for a more equitable redistribution of tax time, and it is important to ensure this. tax predictability
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a system that will stimulate entrepreneurial initiative and investment. the day of slavic writing and culture was celebrated in russia, with exhibitions, festivals and concerts throughout the country, and in the church calendar - the day of memory of cyril and methodius, the creators of the slavic alphabet. the divine liturgy in the cathedral of christ the savior was performed by patriarch of moscow of all russia kirill. today is the primate of the church’s name day or birthday day. the night before the visit to mink'. thank you very much for everything you do for the russian people, thank you for the level of cooperation that exists between the church and the state, as i already said, unprecedented when compared with the entire russian history, god bless you, congratulations, thank you, secrets of the depths of the sea, the russian geographical society sent an expedition to the strait . la perouse,
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the task is to find the soviet submarine l-19 that sank there in august 1945. report by maryana yaskevich. for many decades , researchers have been trying to find the submarine l-19, which sank during the great patriotic war. patriotic war. the search in the laprouse strait continues now. other sunken submarines have been found in the area. 25 km to russian sakhalin and the same amount to japanese hakaido, we are in the very middle of the la perouse strait, the shores are clearly visible. directly below us at a depth of 60 m lies an american submarine, sunk by the japanese in 1943. in ahu at the time of its death, the most effective submarine of the us navy made seven combat cruises, during which it destroyed at least twenty enemy ships and vessels. on my last the campaign failed to remain unnoticed. seeing an oil slick on the water, the japanese dropped 64 depth charges. its location has long been known to russian and american specialists. modern equipment has helped to obtain new data.
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you can observe damage in the wheelhouse area, it turns out to be the starboard side, perhaps this became disastrous, which led to flooding. the 3d model itself is made using an underwater 3d camera, well, it is installed on the device, in short, the process itself looks like this, the device on a certain distance, flies according to a certain algorithm and takes pictures. all materials about the submarine in akha have already been included in the digital encyclopedia russia from sea to sea. where the interactive map shows the locations of many shipwrecks. you can see which objects have already been found, described, and which are waiting in the wings. there is a lot of work ahead; we have to explore the depths of the seas from kamchatka to kaliningrad. researchers will go to sea more than once to continue the search for the sunken soviet submarine l-19. this year we launched a project - maritime heritage, this is a project. which combines the knowledge
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of the russian geographical society, our numerous work with archival sources, with historians, in order to pay tribute to the memory of the people who fought together against nazi germany, this is what a remote-controlled, uninhabited vehicle looks like up close, it can descend to a depth of up to 3 km, equipped with special video cameras, two main ones, here there are also auxiliary ones on the manipulator’s claw, which will do the main work, in fact, these hands are like a person...
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the dead american moriks, who once fought with us against fascism, were given the wine; as they say here, there are no dead of our own or others. updated the memorial plaque, because the one that the americans lowered in 2006 was already pretty damaged, the words on the new one are embossed, ships, like people, also need glory, respect and immortality, eternal memory to them, this has always been such a tradition, not only for sailors , but in general for the dead, the dead, our soul is like this, remember everyone, don’t forget anyone, maryana etskovich, yan sovitsky, channel one. 14 million people already visited the grand exhibition russia, which is taking place in moscow at vdnkh. the anniversary guest was eight-year-old kirill, who flew to the capital with his parents from kamchatka. the family was presented with a certificate for a trip to tabolsk, the tourist and industrial capital
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of siberia, the birthplace of the outstanding russian scientist dmitry ivanovich mendeleev. after the ceremony , kirill and his mom and dad went for a walk around the exhibition. now she is especially beautiful, because the festival started the other day. the future is in flowers. a new stage in the life of russians schoolchildren. today was the last call for them. this is a joyful and at the same time a little sad event. new perspectives, opportunities, growth, but also saying goodbye to school friends and teachers. a special day for everyone. what does this farewell to childhood sound like? in the report by yana podziuban. the bell rings, the atmosphere sparkles, here next to the graduate, first-grade, in general, here in this school of the pervomoskovsky children's building there are only boys studying. high school students, well, on a special occasion, there are guests here on the parade ground, of course, with big white bows, no there is no confusion and fuss, an adequate, thoughtful sergeant checks everything in the evening so as not to run around in the morning, so we checked everything in the evening, the jacket should sit straight, smoothed,
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the distance from the edge of the shoulder strap to the first badge should be 12 cm, if there is no ruler, then very you can simply navigate by the second button, the formation and anthem, the bearing of the cadets will... they have been sounding for a week now, there is no strict date for this holiday, each school is free to choose, schoolchildren are already far in the future with their thoughts and their worries are choosing a path, this path begins today, i want to become a surgeon, why? well , i’ve had this desire since childhood, i really love biology, with chemistry, i decided to connect my life with medicine, the ministry of internal affairs, i want to be an investigator, but i
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want to work in production, i want to become a pediatrician, i really like this work, it is close to my heart, i love children very much and want to. we teach the last bell today at school, we know where seriously ill children receive not only treatment, but also education, double celebration, graduation from school, victory over themselves. i want to become an architect when i got there here to the hospital, i was, well, i deviated from my schedule, i thought, well, that’s it, it turns out there are wonderful teachers here. over the years, our graduates have all successfully graduated from school, did not lag behind anyone for a day , made their dreams come true, and became needed. for our country by people, everyone continues to work in their profession. the tradition of holding the last bell is from krasnodar at school number 12 in 1948 , this holiday was first held, then it was forgotten for several decades, but since the late seventies, the school year has ended only last call. on this day , high school students walk through the school corridors
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to the applause of their juniors. looking at my english teacher, i realized that i also want to connect my life with this. we made a decision together with my family that well... well, my destiny is in the sky, so to speak. the last bell at school number 10 in reutov, the governor of the moscow region andrei vorobyov opened it in 2013. the governor ’s grown children also remember this day. there were very few of us, now there are so many people, almost 2.0. want i wish the parents to worry, but not too much, about their children, because i am sure everyone is ready to pass both the unified state exam and the unified state exam.
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who have achieved success themselves, so believe that i will tell you the shortest path to the goal, hope is for losers, faith is for weaklings, i want to convey the truth to you in order to receive, come and take it, come remember, your goal is not only yours, while someone dreams, others get it, don’t sit, don’t wait, sit, take it! go and take
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aim ahead, you can, achieve, get, there won’t be any braver ones there, 8-10 rubles, here you are, a healthy, adult man. stand here and hope that someone will give it to you, instead of going, i wanted to talk , i was chumping, i asked you for little things, but in general i didn’t bother listening to you, they didn’t get any money from here, it’s not generous, i’m ungenerous myself, instead of begging, it would be better to go and find a job, and you found yourself a job, you found yourself a job.
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we’ll agree, of course, i promise to compensate financially for the incident, maybe to a pharmacy, or to an injury, if you’re in a hurry, i can take the metro myself, like this... don’t take it, thank you, i promise to pay for your treatment in full, thank you, yeah, just don’t forget that you have a double fracture, what a fracture, i just have my ears, and you tell me it’s a fracture, do you need money, or what? no, i need money, but i can’t do that either, come on, come on, come on, come on, don’t worry, trust me, everything will be fine,
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hello, yes, i’m listening, hello, hello, i ’m calling about an accident. pedestrian crossing, i was in the hospital, i had a fracture, what kind of uncle sobyarin is, i don’t know who he is, i don’t remember any accident, and if you call here again, i’ll not only break you, i ’ll make you disabled, well what dude, i warned you, this is moscow, they fucked you again, well, this is normal, but is it normal, such a serious company, our gas and so in general?
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girl, give me 10 rubles for ice cream, girl, i want ice cream in the morning, you can at least 5 rubles, ice cream, good day, beggar, alive, he squandered money, he stole the money, come on, i was hit by a car here yesterday, you saw it, i saw it, it’s very cool, i laughed, it’s very funny, can i count on your testimony, yes, i am right now i’ll show you what... what you can count on, yesterday you seemed to be on your feet, today you’re in a wheelchair, and what ’s wrong with deceiving people by pretending to be disabled, and what’s wrong with making money from this vilely, wow, what a nice watch, i'm looking for just such a watch, wash your hands,
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give me at least a tenner, you greedy guy.
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we have vacancies for lawyers, but you have absolutely no experience, excuse me, but how can i get experience if they don’t hire you anywhere without experience, i understand you perfectly, but with all my sympathy, our gas is not a place for an internship, it’s the top corporations, you know what, we’ll call you back, great, how’s the hunt,
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is there? something interesting, yes some, yes , look, come on, listen, i'm not here to hope and wait for you to call me, i came here to get a place in your company, and i'm going to get it today, yes, you understand, finally, in the corridor there are a dozen top specialists, with a huge track record, who are ready to fight for this place, yes, only there is not a single disabled person there, you need 2%, well , really, darling, you since you haven't heard of the law, are you serious? that’s fine, if we don’t need gas, give it to us, nazhgostroi is just not enough for the quota, what group do you have? the very first long time ago, birth, gorgeous, i apologize, in the sense that you are just right for us, send it to me,
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you can provide a certificate, for 30 drops in the morning and in the evening, in 2 weeks you’ll show up, thank you, but you’re welcome, come on, hi filipych, by the way, how is he running around, everything has grown together, it was, well, thank god, come on, san, come on, help me out, you should spit it out, yes i i’m telling you, guys, i can’t, it’s one thing to have a sick leave or a prescription for a pharmacy, but this is an official document, what are you romych, you said the owner of the clinic, well, yes, why is he the owner here, well, he’s in the personnel department commission, this is called a violation of medical ethics, roma, sanya, you are a security guard and not a doctor, sanya, well... think about when else there will be an opportunity to tighten our gas, they didn’t want to pay for a leg, let them pay for a whole disabled person, but no, well, i’m not going to collect them for life, i’ll work a little for experience, and then i’ll transfer to any other
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medium-sized office, well, that’s the experience that made me i’ll take it anyway, but in a year he’ll quit, take away all his documents, no one will even remember him, only this is for me, well, i need the first group of disability, so that there’s something wrong with my legs, well, from childhood, well, proplegia for... wonderful name, do you like it, yes, yes, just a song, not a diagnosis, yes, that’s all , it’s possible, it’s possible, can i also rent some kind of stroller, i can leave it as a deposit, for the centenary of boris vasilyev, comrade dorzhen, why don’t you stand, don’t stand, it’ll suck , yes, i got off my feet, where should i stand, i’ll help, stand, there’s no turning back, the mischief is quiet here, tomorrow at the first, when we return, i’ll present you all at a medal, and zhenya corden, that’s right, i don’t mind, on
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his seventy-fifth birthday love polishchuk, everyone dances, she always captivated the audience, that is, if she came out, the audience was always her accepted, lyuba, lyuba, lyuba, everyone was a fan, everyone... what to be afraid of, lord, the main thing is to work, play, play, do you even know why i came here, that you are silent, smile, bat your eyes and remain silent , if you can, forgive me, i remind you of someone, very strange, grain worker... she was amazing, i always admired her, two people whom god probably created for each other, they
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live without each other, that’s how i saw it could not. lyubov polishchuk, the last tango, we met on sunday at the first one.
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yeah, damn, fast, i can’t find where this guy is yours, he searched, he was just here, that’s understandable, i mean, what the hell?
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i have to chase you, what kind of documents did you give me, are you kidding me, forgive me, please, i’ll explain everything now, if i refuse to listen to the explanation, i won’t have enough work a day, and you want to receive the money on time, the money is yours, where should i transfer my grandfather’s village? so that tomorrow they bring me the details to the accounting department, so the people go, i still have to chase after them in order to knock in the money.
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hello boys, you ordered some beautiful ones or cheaper? listen, you chicken, said something, quietly, quietly, quietly, quietly, girls, don’t fight, goat, boys, decide, get wet, let’s take everyone, and you are with me, this night will show us with sleep, i’ll take you and...
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yeah, she’s cool, very interesting, she sent me from turkey, this is yulia, really, and these are her friends, cool, yes, listen, what about the three of them in all the photographs, well, because there are three of them, who he takes photographs of them, i don’t know, he probably asks someone, that is, he asks every time, well, yes, this is turkey, there are a lot of people there, well, yes, really, okay. i’ll go dance, you know, you took your example from your friend, by the way, he hasn’t let tanka out for three hours now, by the way, it’s a good photo, so powerful and sexy, yes kitty, but no, even if you’ve been drunk off by others, but it’s left for me, for me
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all that's left is your praise. glass smoke and eyes, autumn fatigue, neat, beautiful, not so long ago no one read poetry, i composed it myself, yeah, you’re a poet, huh? you work, you are disabled, and you, you are so funny, you want to help you, i myself, come on, ah, be careful,
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be careful, be careful. legs, good pretending already, but i really feel bad, stop, i’ll go out, where will you go out, from this day no one should see you on your feet, where are we going, to work, if you get fired for being late, our plan is gone, address, tell me, address speak up, brother, can you hear me, come on, cheer up, bro, cheer up, i ask you , come on, come to your senses, come on, remember the address, come on, you got so drunk today. let's go, or what? take me home, what are you doing, and roma, let’s buy some mineral water, no, listen, you give us the whole office, you need a disability consultant, not a disability trainer disability, disabled person, oh, look,
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recently in our ranks, in what ranks, well , people with disabilities, and you stormed the panzis very funny, yeah, no, i’m kidding, funny, yes, i like to joke, but in general i’ve been since childhood disabled, first group, by the way, where did they find out about our club, oops, a friend suggested it, uh-huh, huh... a friend is also disabled, yes, yes, well, it’s actually a difficult case, i sympathize, marina, mikhail, it’s very nice, and
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i , yes, marina, hi, you’re late again, it’s time to start the circle, sorry, it’s just like that weather, i couldn’t bring myself to hurry, meet me, this is mikhail, he wants to be with us, yes, yes, yes, with us, well, in our club, yes, this is ivan, our leader, here you are, very nice, hand weak, rare for a wheelchair user, even marina is stronger, uh-huh, you know that, i used to just have a stroller like this, it’s like it’s electric, when you sit down, and she with... it’s like she’s driving, and you just press the joystick , such a stroller, do you like it when it’s easier? well, it wouldn’t hurt anyone either,
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if it were a little easier for a day, yes, well, let’s go, us everyone is waiting, you know, i literally stopped by for 5 minutes to meet you, uh-huh, i’ll definitely next time, oh, next time... i’ll drop by, that is, i’ll stop by, honestly, next time, well, yes, good luck, yes , i’m glad to meet you, all the best, be careful, in general, how did you go here, that you attacked a man from the doorway, scared him, you knew that he was so timid, and why are you standing up for him like that, i met him. begins, you haven’t said a word yet,
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and i haven’t seen your eyes, but i can already feel how you screwed up, erohim, what have you do you think? the object that we were working on initially was no longer needed, according to the documents it turned out to be an architectural monument, now we are developing two more, this is a technical school dormitory, that’s enough, that’s it, got up, went, here is alexey romanovich, the documents will be ready, i said, got up, went look, you're fired. alena, call me this new disabled person. well, who are you waiting for, i don’t understand, or for some the problem is an architectural monument. let's go, let's go, let's work, let's work. excuse me,
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i apologize. what, did you call? shmilyov, i think you’ll find me now. sirokhina, you’ll tell him that he handed over his district to you, it’s clear, thank you for making it clear to you, you actually managed to get up to speed with what we’re doing here, yes, build offices for our gas, and for all sorts of subsidiaries of affiliated structures, my dear, to build it doesn’t take much intelligence if i tell you that i stood in... on the site of that high-rise building, but god bless you, what
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area are you in? in belarusian? it's not too far, how do you get there? well, of course, it’s a little far, i don’t have transport, but there’s a club nearby, well, what club is it for? well, a club for people with disabilities, well of course in... russian, that means, yeah, okay, that means, forget about erokhin for now, keep going to this club of yours, i mean, but work, well, well, let’s assume that this is your job, go, well then there, visit, get acquainted, well, in general, adapt, i assume you’ve been there recently, yes, well, with transport for... you consider the issue resolved, thank you, stop,
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please, that you don’t like everything, but be happy, we murzik was given, look, everything works here, just think, i checked everything and nothing explodes, in short, you know, i don’t care they trust this work, it is only needed for statistics, but i don’t understand what you wanted, why did you want to work even harder for them, you and i have other goals, my friend, don’t forget, i would like a little bit, stop it, well, i’d like to get an internship, my boss is beletsky, you understand, nothing, and what, dude, that’s all you are, you’re on top of the freebie, sit there, do nothing, all that’s required of you is to get along with the disabled, you think, get in ago, you think it’s so easy to tour with disabled people, you should have seen them, i either left that time, you in general, give me a brake, you can’t.
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well, seriously, the stroller, thank you, i upgraded your stroller, cool, right? in short, i ’m crushing fish into your shoes so you don’t get burned, so listen, remember, you’re a bad actor, so you don’t need to play anything, just be yourself, just sit down, got it, come on, come on, thank you very much, the rest of you collection, i’m glad that you decided to return after all, i earned rubles, i want to donate this money to the fund.
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i had a danish hotdog, you know,
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a cheese sausage, in general i usually have bacon i take it, and i sacrificed the whole sausage for the kitten, in general they clapped for others, but tell us about your illness, and a disabled person, first group, paraplegia, how do you cope with depression? yes, i don’t have depression, no, well , of course, sometimes it’s boring, then we go to a club with friends, but go to some other club for the disabled, why for the disabled, i’m fine. i mean, i mean, where people dance, you know, the last time they burned me like that , i burned all my eyelashes, you know, when i set fire to the sambuca, here’s
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misha, misha, wait, misha, wait, wait, wait, wait
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, help you, yes, please
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, that's it, thank you very much, excuse me, you can get there by taxi, disabled, this week on may 20 , roman kartsev would have turned 85 years old, well, the fish
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is fresh, alive, what, well, so alive, so alive , the parents of humorist roman kartsev were categorically against his marriage to victoria kasinskaya and... they were horrified that she was a dancer in the card de ballet, small, thin, 47 kg, in my opinion, he weighed with the bed, bought things in the children's world. viktor ilchenko lived with his wife tatyana for 33 years, and with me for 30 years, roman joked kartsev, tatyan, admit it, when did you fall in love? well, the first time. one day tatyana was introduced as such, ilchenko’s wife kartseva. tomada was misha zhvanetsky, he gave the wedding to his friend. shirt, our exclusive, family secrets of the famous memoristic duet ilchenko and kartsev, he was so faithful, devoted, there was crazy love, just crazy, i can say clearly, he did not cheat on me, i think that he did not regret anything. exclusive with dmitry borisov.
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premiere, tomorrow on the first. for birthday larisa guzeeva. i was born yarosla at that time. when all the young people dreamed of something else, i dreamed of becoming an artist, one of your first roles was in this famous cult series and change the meeting place, look, it was an extra, but everyone comes to the theater institute a little sick in the head with delusions of grandeur, we all go there as folk artists , it was hard, but would you like your children to follow in your footsteps? no, my daughter, for example, is objectively much more talented than me by many times, but she doesn’t like this profession, she chose which wind? what fate brought you to television? i was already feeling so good over 40, suddenly i was invited to try out for this program, let’s get married, i watched it, i thought, oh my god, what the hell, where am i and... where is the tv podcast lab on sunday on the first,
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whoa? i see, it’s great, you beggar, so why are you silent, that you were making noise there last time, that pretending to be disabled is vile, at least i’m not asking for anything, but i’m working honestly, so how long? but you have to pay for the idea, be healthy, you need a veche, not even think.
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congratulations, you passed the disability test, i'm proud of you!
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i never understood how it’s possible to work in these cubicles, this cramped space is so limiting, it makes you feel some kind of boundaries that you always want to step over, this is a powerful engine, unfortunately. everyone understands the true meaning of restrictions, so they tinker with their boxes until the end of their days, you wrote something, i didn’t, i’m at work, yeah,
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so how are you coping with my task, well , if you can call it a task, then yes , i’m coping, but what’s the use of it, it's time to explain something to you, we build offices for our companies, that's true. but only in the right places, in the castle , losers build for losers, serious people want not just to work in the center, but to be closer to home, to the main office, or something else, so we receive each order for a specific area, but if there is no place for development, if, uh-huh, there is always no space, have you ever wondered why we have such a... large legal department, legal raiding, or what? you know, in what's the matter? for most owners, well,
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there is absolutely no profit from their prestigious area. they will endure inconveniences in the form of logistics, the environment, or the housing itself, but they will fight for their contract like a yard dog; it is useless to offer compensation or relocation to them. how do you negotiate then? if you want your opponent to accept your terms, drive him to the wall. therefore, before making an offer, we need to ensure the pressure of circumstances so that a court decision hangs over the opponent, the threat of alienation, eviction or simply demolition. i have an order from very important people. and your club of limited friends is the most ideal. on the spot, before that i didn’t know how to approach it, but you understand, the situation is piquant, disabled people are, after all,
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touchy people, but what’s my function? yours? will ensure the pressure of circumstances, find something that can help us in court, help yourself, oh, damn, i didn’t scald you, no, my legs are skimmed, uh-huh, sorry, i’ve been doing macramea for 9 years, and it’s not only beautiful , but also develops motor skills, any anyone can sign up for courses with me, have we been given a corner in the library? he spoke once, but let’s do it again, he’s like that maybe it’s not necessary, he still talks interestingly in the past, let’s, yes, yes, we can’t refuse, that’s why
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i’m punishing him. well, mikhail, what will you please us with today, tell us how the kittens were fed, or maybe share your plans for the weekend, you’ll probably go to the club again, yes, dance, but no, no, on the weekends now i have diving, diving, never i haven’t been abroad, but the boss tells me that i need pushing the boundaries of possibilities, i decided that in the summer i would explore the world's oceans, just like that. thank you, i’m not saying that it’s bad to have a holiday in russia, no, we have a lot of wonderful places, recently my friends and i went hiking in the taiga, but what about you mikhail, tell me, tell me more, we’re all very interested in listening, how did you ride around the taiga in a stroller, why in a stroller,
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no, we were thrown there by helicopter, and back we... spent the night on the shore, fire, potatoes, bathhouse, bathhouse for you too from a helicopter they threw it down, yes, young man, it’s immediately clear that you’ve never been on a hike, you heat up stones on a fire, put a tent on top and kick in, what’s wrong with me, thank you, thank you, thank you, you’ve already rushed off, you won’t see me off, i’m sorry, it won’t work , we'll start training later, you're
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kind of nervous again today, what's wrong with you?
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many people liked you, now you even have your own fan club, tolik and zhorik, yes, good guys, they gave me a spandard, it’s a pleasure to train with such a person, otherwise your ivan put me to shame, no, everything is fine, vanya is good, he's just now he’s nervous, worried, the building has been damaged, major repairs are needed, he’s sending letters to all levels of sponsors, while he’s everywhere. or maybe move to some other building, well, if he offers it to you, no, this is our home, our island, our refuge, yeah, ivan has a plan, he’s going to organize a tolerance center with us, so that everyone can come, sit in a wheelchair, feel like a person with
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disabilities, then maybe... then maybe people will become a little more sensitive to our problems? how did you end up in this building? well how did you settle there? passed the city administration gave it to us and we were all so happy that year. didn't lose it due to fire, fire? i hope it's nothing serious? no, only our archive with documents was damaged there. uh-huh, wait, let's do it again, what kind of documents? they have a title document, a gift agreement from the city administration, yes, but there are no title papers, yeah, this is the same thing if a person had a passport, but did not have a birth certificate, this gives grounds to challenge. taking over the building!
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oh, guess where i am, they’ve already given you your own office, which means they’ve given you, go get it, they’ve given you, it’s called career growth, dude, by the way, they promised to make me corporate passes, i’ll have to stick them on my car, and they promised to change my car , it will be necessary to tint it all around, well, so that i can relax in the back seat, well, you know, clearly boss, when to take you to...
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and if i had some kind of super operation, fuck off, yeah, for such a super operation the nobel prize it’s supposed to, but why do i have to ride in wheelchairs forever now? or something to go to work, why does it take forever, you said not for long, to restore justice, to punish someone there, but no, i now have prospects, career growth, the boss appreciates me, yes, it’s clear, everything is with you, rubingudas, sanya, i i’m telling you the same thing, it hurts, now we’ll go to the traumatology department. “here you lie, dude, let’s go to the club and hang out, you said that everything is with the disabled, marina called and asked to come, maybe it happened that oh, it’s good to excuse yourself,
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you want her, so tell me, listen, you’re kidding me, or what, she, oh, hello, marin, well, i arrived, where to climb, climbed high, found a small elevator? yes, i wouldn’t have gotten here any other way, my neighbor rebuilt a construction hoist especially for me, mm, uncle lyosha is very good, and he has golden hands, and he’s also tired of constantly dragging me up and back. “you often come here, my favorite place, so high, as if you are flying over the city, the flight is easy, free and there are no curbs, and why are you
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stuck there, yes, i can clearly see everything from here, you are afraid, but no, then all the more so come over closer, our fears to it’s better not scary at all, yes. “well, what are you afraid of, yourself, what, don’t pay attention, it’s
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melancholy, now he’ll let you go, and you’ll come to our club again, uh, well, yes, probably, but what are you asking, i don’t know, i just...” listen, so you gather in this circle of yours, get together, speak out, who helped whom, and so on, what is the profit? well, for you, you yourself need help, this is the meaning of the circle, imagine a pond, and if it is not flowing, then sooner or later it will bloom, yeah, turn into a swamp, and by giving, we we turn into a stream, then something must come to us. maybe something that
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will help us, but so what? how much has come in all this time? a lot, well, for example, you, i mean, you’re special, not like everyone else, they just pretend that they are... full-fledged, in their eyes there is inferiority, limitation, and you, as if you are not disabled at all, in your in my eyes, faith in what you say, that’s why i have so much hope for you, what you hope for, i don’t know yet, i just feel that you didn’t come to us by chance, that you are part of this flow, you have some kind of... .
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that's it, we'll just find out about her later, where are you going? go, i’ll get there myself, go by yourself, go, what are you doing, you’re good, bro, let’s get in, i ’ll follow you home. i told you to go, i’ll get there myself, you calm down, you’ll think about it, i didn’t let you, now we’ll find you the same one, only with legs, fuck off, go,
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hey bro, it’s actually busy here, and why are you bothering you, actually you’re bothering me, if you didn’t notice, slav, don’t, well, sorry, the bridge is common, don’t like it, go home, you’re kind of impudent, yeah, what did you say, slav, slav, don’t, please, don’t you see what he is like, say thank you that you are disabled, if not disabled, then what? slav, look, there is this disabled person, sweetie.
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no, help, someone, we don’t know how to make a bed, help, help,
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be content, it’s all within, but like a well so infinitely like river so deep, but missing you, missing you. hello, hello, thank you. where are you from so handsome? yes, i don’t care, marin, i wanted you,
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just listen to me to the end, okay, marinchik, good afternoon, uncle lyosha, hello, hello, and misha, uncle lyosha, i told you about the lift, this here’s the neighbor, how does it work, yes, thank you very much, i’m telling everyone, you already see celebrities, thank you again, it’s a completely different matter, yes, alexey romanovich, forget about disabled people, in what sense, yes literally, from the mind it's time for the office to close, these are difficult times, the company is fighting for its image, and a court case with the disabled is taking place.
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what did you want to say? have you been to the park, to the park? in which? you've been lost since the start a little bit of living and you get the love you giving away.
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i'm just looking, he's cute, sorry, please, what do you need to win this prize, throw six darts, pop six balls, want to try, no, thank you, 300 rubles, why should we waste money, nothing will work anyway, everything will work out, good luck, yes, yes , briefly speaking. keep your fingers crossed, the last one, congratulations, wow
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, i mean, i didn’t understand something, i seem to have gotten into everything, read the rules, respect, stand three meters from the target, 3 fur, stand, not sit, here ... oh, listen, what? yes, it looks like i left the phone in you, i’ll quickly, okay, i’ll catch up, come on,
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what... does it mean standing up talking. here is our attraction, he realized that he was wrong, and corrected himself, gave us a teddy bear,
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because he is a good person, and you at least said thank you to him, yes, twice, really, yes, well done, well, here they come, yes, thank you yeah, it was really great for you, really, it was fun, right? uh-huh, bye, well, yes, yes, bye, bye, marin, yes, bear, thank you, that’s it, bye, now then bye.
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this is a prisoner, great, hello, what are you doing, nothing, i’m just walking, walking, you’re hurting me , don’t hold me back, i’m not just for zhorikam. again i’ll see you next to marina, you’ll get a lyuli, and how you won’t even get me, well, oh well, protect me, are you serious, oh, what else is this, a devil on wheels, come on, slow down!
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you see, mikhail, they’re crowding us out, soon they’ll put a shopping center in our place, where to put these pawns, you bring them inside, okay, i’ve put it together here, you tell me, i just don’t know who’s better, who needs it more, please, how plump, how many are here, and there are dozens there, hello everyone, is this all for us? yes, i decided to age myself with vitamins about this, guys, they’ve patented a matchbook, how do you wear it, so should i teach you? ok, i drove to where, circle, but i probably won’t be able to do it today, otherwise the boss is not in the mood, what are you talking about, you’re disabled, you always have good reasons.
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i’m the head of the leninsky district administration, valentina sergeevna, here’s some candy, here’s some flowers, love dahlias, no, well, who doesn’t, how did you end up here, and you got through on the direct line, they looked at me so sternly from the tv, and i actually had mukhtar. kvn, first quarterfinal. tomorrow after the program time. actually, we were preparing for a regional music competition, our school should win. who is this, why am i seeing this for the first time? she is an excellent student. i'm liberated. what did you sit for? i have one question for you. my movie husband's name is valentin, but is it possible that his name should be muliy?
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as you all know, today there will be no circle, today we have a report to the elected meeting, on the agenda, according to the charter, there are two issues, the first is a report on the work done, the second is the election of the chairman of our club, since the first is for a long time, the second is a simple formality, i propose to start with the second in order to re-elect me again as chairman of our club, we need at least one more candidate according to the protocol, let’s give anyone, not a simple formality, misha, who? i suggest misha, okay, does
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your misha have a last name, shmilyov? who is in favor of electing the chairman of our club? mikhail shmilyov? yes, i understand, the company’s image is the main thing, but we had to abandon this project altogether. all the best, alexandra petrovich, all the best. if you think that you are in a special position here, you are deeply mistaken, shmilyov. sorry for being late, alexey romanovich, sorry, but i stopped by the club, and there, as i said about disabled people, it’s lights out, isn’t it clear? yes,
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everything is clear, i stopped by to say goodbye to a couple of people, they elected me as chairman. i didn’t understand, well, i didn’t understand anything myself, i went to them to report to the election meeting and it was, yeah , that’s my name for an alternative, well, by the majority of votes, what are you saying, he’s the boss now or what? well, yes, something like that. listen, today is friday, what are your plans? yes, nothing special. great, i invite you to my party. how are you? i, yes, i, great. be ready at 8 pm, i will send a car for you.
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no, well, that’s normal, no, i’m sitting there, waiting for him, and he’s drinking, sitting there, why didn’t you pick me up, i found him, figured out who, the goat with whom yulia is vacationing in turkey, i went with the girl , yes, but they are also there with goats, in all the photos that she sends, there are three of them everywhere, at least once one took a photo of the others, and today i found his page on the network, and there were completely different photos, that’s it, i him i’ll kill him, he doesn’t know who he’s contacted yet, brother, are you seriously going to kill him, well, not in the physical sense, of course, but it’s better for him not to appear online, that’s right, yes, i ’ll pay him all the karma, forgive me, but damn ,
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this, this is behind me, have you found it? brother, i’m sorry, it happened like this, seriously, come on, little creature, joseph, do you want a fish?
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i figured out how to get you on the plane. why did you cut yourself out like that? welcome aboard, how are you? as i
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understand it, you don’t have to wear a seat belt here, you can do anything here, my friend, this is my personal one. island, i've never flown on the island, there's always a first time for everything, hello, uh-huh, hello, oh, you're not shy at all, dance with him, i wonder what it's like, and why not feel your friend, y pa' for you. and i was wondering on the internet, under her, everything there has completely died out, yes, everything has died out , really, really, absolutely everything, if
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something had happened, i would have felt it, i sympathize with you, my friend, well, loved ones , really, yeah, oops! we're flying, where are we flying? are flying somewhere, my friend, those who live in economy class can just fly be allowed. few, by the way, you will also soon expand your capabilities, well, when we take over the home for the disabled, i mean, i’ll take it, you said lights out, the company doesn’t need a trial with
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the disabled people’s society, but there won’t be any trial, the society will voluntarily hand it over to us, or rather, its esteemed director, why are you sitting there like at a wedding, take off your clothes, rest, wait, that is, what do you want me to do? alienation of property and transfer to any of our offshores, but alexander petrovich banned you from the head office, i didn’t give a damn about him, here he is where am i, soon i’ll be alexander petrovich, maybe there’s no need, she’s still on her own, sorry. yes, i forgive you, rest, tomorrow we will discuss the details of our case.
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what, like what? he also asks, so we voted for him, well, but he didn’t even put his name down, is that okay? oh yes, i was getting ready,
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here you are getting ready, we are waiting for you on the street, wait, wait, by the way, marina is with us, what are you doing? i wink, so i have to look away. i know, i've just never done it before. i don’t understand why it has to be a club? well, you can i had, i don’t know, a walk in the park, right? because, because misha keeps his word, well, he promised us a club.
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let's go, you understand everything yourself, this place is not for you, so what do we have here, article 136, chapter 19, yes, my beloved, we need two witnesses, young people, you will not refuse, yes, hold it, you will record rights to...
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after all, it’s a shame you didn’t let me drag him in, you know, i just felt sorry for him, seriously, tell me, this dish isn’t very spicy, this is a carauca catalogue, here’s the menu, i’ll be there in a minute, i’ll go for some good music , come on, come on, you did it effectively, but you always get into clubs this way, right? no, i’m the one who got crazy in front of you, i usually accelerate in a wheelchair to ram, of course, thank you, thank you, damn it, zhorik,
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buddy! you're having an attack, everything's fine, then everyone, dude, remember, you asked me about my fears, well, yes, in general, i'm afraid of my wrong desires, wrong desires, yes, i've never been able to love the right ones . "i always tried to break out of my circle, the circle always pulled me in ago, i always thought that there was something wrong with me, but now i understand that you believed in something, i just want to say thank you, i almost became disabled. young
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man, would you allow me to invite your girlfriend to a dance? sorry, nothing, everything is fine, i just didn’t know, everything is fine, you didn’t know that she was already invited, well, sorry, i’m late, excuse me, we don’t need a review of our film, what we feel is not for others apparently, today there is lightning and thunder, tomorrow there is peace, we are on the other side. it must be covered with a screen, it’s just the two of us and we’ve been covered for a long time wave, but we live and love enormously in this world, millions of eyes look at us, divide us into venus and mars, we will put on, the sun is protective, you and i are non-orbital, millions of eyes look at us, divide us into venus and
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mars, we... let's put on sun protection, you and i are in non-orbital, our ships are up, then again, and let no one understand us except these rooms, let no one notice us, except these windows, let us not let anyone look at us under a microscope, we. the two of us and we were electrocuted long ago, but we live, we love among concrete blocks, millions. eyes are watching on us, divided by venus on mars, we'll put on sun protection, you and i are out of orbit, millions are out loud, looking at us, divided by venus on mars, we'll put on sun protection, you and i are out of orbit, oh, oh,
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bravo, bravo, you don’t get me wrong, alexey romanovich, i simply cannot deprive disabled people of their homes with my own hands, well, i don’t consider this possible for moral and ethical reasons.
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you know that i’m not disabled, at least you weren’t the day before the interview, but in about 20 minutes i’ll be in the office, you wait for me, please, damn it, come on, come out, figure it out. when i saw you at the interview in this stroller, i thought, this is exactly the person i need, with unconventional, cunning thinking, and most importantly, without these moral snot, a person capable of any action in order to achieve a goal. you
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went and took away a place from some unfortunate disabled person, who could possibly earn money and become a little less disabled, which should go to the strong and healthy. and smart, this is evolution, my friend, you went, took it and got it, just don’t tell me that you’re not like that, you’re very much like that, you and i are cut from the same cloth, so come on, don’t be stupid, we’ll consider this your momentary weakness, well, it happens, take a walk for a day, sleep off , get back to work. and then we will consider our little secret only ours. if we collect this amount, we will finally be able to purchase a lift, which is so necessary for a boarding school for children with disabilities,
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we have chosen an excellent chairman, i was late for my first round, let's meet. i want to perform, this is important. "now there will be something interesting, what happened, misha, i got up, it’s a miracle, it’s a miracle, no, my friend, it’s not a miracle. although i myself am surprised how far i was able to go, in general, as you understand, my legs are fine, i deceived you, i have never been disabled, why, why, in order to gain
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your trust and deprive you of this building in favor of the company i work for, something like that. “i don’t argue, in fact, anyone can come up and do the same, i deserve it, but what will happen now, the building will most likely be taken away, understand, you would have lost it anyway, with or without me, it’s not even a matter of in the building, the problem is in yourself, that ’s what it is, but i keep thinking, what’s the matter,
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“be full-fledged, and don’t make others feel defective too, but i’m very grateful to all of you, really, i myself i was deceived, i believed in a false truth, who knows what would have happened if i had not come to you, and one person told me that a stagnant pond would definitely go rotten, but you know, sometimes even a swamp can brighten up, now i came to you for this. to help if you agree to... and so you are a savior,
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you are dear, forgive me, i didn’t understand right away, i let him say, are you serious now, do you believe him, no, i just want to listen to his plan, if you took something, this does not mean that you received it, and in order to receive it, i suggest giving it away first. in short, i propose to give the building to ourgas, excellent, wonderful, wonderful job, i congratulate you, you made the right choice, but don’t worry, it would have happened in a week and you won’t remember. about your disabled people, but to make it easier for you
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to forget, sorry, of course, it’s not adapted for disabled people, but i think you can handle it. and i say, he’s coming now, drive away the car, he’ll come and defeat everyone, he’s strong, he can do anything, he knows how huge, misha isn’t huge either, at all, you don’t know how to see, everything gets in your way, how funny you are , a bunch of flawed idiots, who did you
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believe, but a petty crook, but i told you, i warned you, but you didn’t listen to me, everyone was in love with this scumbag, yes, especially you, enough, of course, enough, i ’m done the post is gone, what are you doing? but you know what, i don’t feel sorry for you, you deserve it, with your naivety, your stupidity, your dissolutely, me, of course, it’s all your fault, who brought him to us, who proposed him in my place, who convinced everyone to believe in this idiotic plan of his, who? so where is your
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savior? where is your hero? weak ones! i can imagine how he’s laughing at you now, somewhere on the way to the canary islands, come on! yes, bunny, hello, i've arrived, are you waiting for me? no, cat, don’t worry, i ordered a taxi, and i brought you a magnet. yes,
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listen, maybe it’s really better for me to take a taxi, but yul, oh well, i ’ll take you to the area, and there you’ll already be in a taxi if you change seats, he’s yours, he’s not particularly suspicious.
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leave them both, bye, thank you very much for the offer, thank you, i want to climb higher in the near future, appointment, you can say so, thank you very much and all the best to you, i see you have recovered, well, yes, i’ll have to fire you. take it with you to the head office, my friend, here you go, what is this? statement of claim and document for judicial settlement. wait, what's the settlement? the fact is that our state construction company demolished the building of the home for the disabled, and if
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does not want to bring the case to court, then she must build it anew, but as compensation according to a new project and with special equipment. what nonsense, this building belonged to us, did you sign the documents yourself? i signed it, everything is correct, but the day before i pledged it to our gas bank for a loan for major repairs, it completely slipped my mind, this happens to me, an unpleasant situation turns out, you demolished a building that is in the collateral ownership of your own holding. oh, what will happen, who are you pushing against, you rogue, well, i’m not such a beggar, 30 million now you don’t have to repay the loan, i ’ll scan you, you’ll get caught in the full fraud program, you understand, disabled person,
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okay, i’m ready, it’s fair, i’m guilty, i suggest you go. i remember well what i was taught when making an offer: it is necessary to ensure the pressure of circumstances. it’s interesting that...
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i don’t see when the completion date of construction is the same, we honestly will go every day, why look, maybe, what new things have been built, look, but you won’t see anything that’s half a meter away , i'm looking at a project, oh, this is it this is the entrance and this relief this bird shit, okay, let's get out of here, what we haven't seen here, and i always tell you, the bear won't deceive us, who are you? yes, you redid it, when
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they started demolishing it, i was in front of the reef, yes, yes, i knew that this was such a diverging maneuver, crocking. kombit, when have you already learned to play chess and wow, stop stealing my pawns, you think i don’t see, but i don’t know, you see everything, everything is fine, fine, i stopped the shooter battle when it was still not painful, he was mine, my, my, my, mine, in my coat i accompanied you home, and my heart was beating so calm, it was mine, mine, mine, mine, we didn’t know what was waiting for the kitchen. so that the body falls into the snow-covered yard to dance around like snowflakes for three days it’s cold for three days 23 years and it’s so cold the first three days three days it’s cold for three days like that 3
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years and how cold it is yes. let it go, what are you doing, unhook first, i wanted to jump from the roof and break the pig, but then i remembered about the automatic urine collector and changed my mind, that’s it.
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raise your eyes to the christmas sky, wish for everything you dream of, lives before you, i was so happy for you, i was not the only one and... their you love these white flowers so much, i love you
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to tears, every breath is like the first time, instead of the lies of beautiful phrases, this cloud is gone. with white rose petals, i will cover the entire bed, i love you to tears, i love you madly. i was probably wrong, i probably hurt, insult after insult, forgive me for this,
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but please, enough, i will be the best, believe me, i ask, i will be better than i was, i’m not lying, you fill my emptiness, i will follow you to heaven to one, i found in you. absolutely everything, everything i need, and a little more, here’s my back, here my back, here is my shoulder, this is all yours, this is everything, absolutely everything, you are leaving, today, flying away again, i will not show that it hurts. i’ll be waiting for you, how much you miss me, keep writing to me, you already understand everything,
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while i’m waiting for you, i found in you absolutely everything, everything i need a little more.
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hello, this is a podcast 20 years later and we are its hosts alexander anatolyevich and konstantin mikhailov. hello, dear friends, today we have a wonderful guest, singer, composer, musician, may i say, multi-instrumentalist, slightly, slightly multi-instrumentalist slightly multi.

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