hello, this is a podcast 20 years later and we are its hosts alexander anatolyevich and konstantin mikhailov. hello, dear friends, today we have a wonderful guest, singer, composer, musician, can i say, multi-instrumentalist, slightly, slightly multi-instrumentalist, slightly multi-instrumentalist, peter narich, thank you, good evening, peter, hello, we are very glad. to see you in our

glowing cube, i think that you are probably the only one, well, so brightly , you definitely became popular thanks to the internet, just by yourself, without any producing, without any team around, i just took it myself, shot the video literally on my knees, wrote a song, a powerful hitman who just killed everyone, i remember i did it, i was working at a radio station at the time, they sent me a link, look quickly, i’m watching, and this... somehow it’s phenomenally hooked, there ’s a little spirit there, well, this is a mega balkan art, yes, super humor, super creative, and i recently found out that you are an artist, that this is a markhi finish, yes i’m a mark of finish , that is, an architect, in general, but naturally we had a lot of different artistic disciplines, drawing, painting, sculpture and so on, so i have some background, which i am very glad that i received, in addition to all my musical exorcists, in particular in this... video

i also drew some graphics i invested there, in general, yes, yes, i draw, i draw, cool, your parents wanted you to be an artist, well, you yourself drew as a child, when you told them that maybe i could make money from music, well, they wanted, so that i would be an architect, and no matter what, so that they directly wanted, they just both graduated from the architectural institute, i seemed to draw normally and design something, so they decided that there was a direct path for me there, although i had already graduated from music school at that time and after music school i was in the same class piano.

approaches to various processes, a profession that surprisingly expands not only one’s horizons, but i just know a lot, and you know that there can be different phenomena, and this is very important, it turns out that as a sector, it is absolutely wonderful times when you need to throw something away, make a selection, listen, that is, you can see some building that you built, there is something to be proud of, projects of the embodied project, i’m afraid not, because not yet , you'll come back to this someday, to be honest. i’m an amateur architect , right now this is my friend, this is my hobby, now if one of my friends or relatives tells me to help with the planning of a dacha or an apartment, i say, come on, i ’ll do it for you for free, come on, because my hands stretch now i’ll draw it for you, look here so here it’s such a thrill to actually design, so i don’t know, maybe someday you’ll have your own house with a design, i don’t know , you love doing free things for free, i know that you, well, how do you have enough time for this? you collaborate with more than five charitable foundations and always

play flawlessly, well, naturally, it seems to me, this is natural in everyone’s life, as if part of the life of every person who understands that there are some processes, some areas that you can do here here to help somehow, you immediately have such a struggle inside, on the one hand, you don’t want to drag yourself somewhere for free in the morning, sick people, you will sing to them, and so on, but well, you mobilize yourself, you understand that then you even get some kind of selfish energy profit from it, they have improved there to show. or some, i don’t know, well, maybe it’s all emotionally tied up, and you understand that this is absolutely a case of objective benefit from what you do, okay, rock music at school, then morhi, architecture, then you begin to understand that maybe there is music after all, from this moment of realizing that music can be the beginning of your music studies, to guitars, how much time has passed for your, so to speak , creativity in idleness, but this cannot be called , this formation, there was still a piggy bank. it

was, of course, more like a piggy bank, because idle, well, that is, it’s like a process is going on, something is thrown away, something is left, but there was really some kind of existential breakdown, a break for me, when i realized that for some reason, that is, i didn’t understand. i was 26, 25-26 years old, then, by the way, everyone was still talking about the internet, then computers had already grown to such power that it became possible to record at home

multi-track, which was previously, say, back in the second, third year, for example, we we tried, well, there was no such opportunity, we could write a maximum of two channels there, but it didn’t work, and then the bass and quickly, quickly. all sorts of household music cards began to appear and my friends and i also started experimenting with multi-track recording of the actual song of the guitars, half of the first album, recorded by me at home right then there in 2006, in the overlay, that is, i just took a beat - some kind of synthesized bass or some kind of live bass there on the piano, i played becky’s voices, a live guitar and such with an eye to show it to someone so that someone can hear or so let me try sash you know no it’s just i understand that it’s cool i’m playing for me and if it’s for you. that means we have to do this, naturally, naturally, i’m an ambitious person and i wanted to people liked it too, but roughly speaking, it was the next derivative of this whole process, so i somehow started brewing this interesting broth and then suddenly, my friends and i , fortunately, i was surrounded by very creative

, always talented people and my friends and i shot this video about which we talked and it also became possible to edit the video on a computer, again some kind of graphics , returning to...

this is a very important question about the voice, the same seventh year no, the same seventh year my childhood friend is an academic pianist, we played something, i sang prolensky there once, she listen, you need to learn your voice, and i say, well, what to study, i know how, and i met a wonderful teacher, irina mukhina, she had a small studio in the cultural center, and i began to go there, became interested in vocals, entered the merslyakovsky school, then the academic one...

but on the other hand, it was really boring, and therefore misfortune and i began to move somewhere, in the fifteenth year a wonderful, big story arose, very important for me, this is a performance in the russian academic youth. northern odyssey theater, director ekaterina granitova , script by the absolutely brilliant screenwriters lutsik and samoryadov, it was a big musical story that went on for 6 years, we played there live as a band, the actors sang there, and there i managed to expand my musical horizons in terms of literature, because where -we had some kind of free jazz there, somewhere some kind of ambient, it had to be filled in, there had to be gloom, snow-covered steppe, tundra, and we had some kind of... these things were hung up, somewhere there were choirs, somewhere there were stylizations

of songs, there we had such a big, big number, we sometimes sing it at concerts when there are enough backing vocalists, because there are a lot of voices, whitefish, ah belitsa, quince river i went to save it. i didn’t see her, then it seemed like 15 verses were skipped, as usual in a song, you know, they’re endless, and there’s some kind of sad ending about what it means she didn’t love him and he went away somewhere. listen, i’m driving far away, this is a song, and it’s just a song that was specially composed for this performance, and for a long time we were looking for the main lyrical theme with ekaterina gennadievna, with the director of the play. it didn’t work out for a long time, at some point i got this tune, easy, easy, and there it is, if

you look, it seems that it’s so simple, in fact , the time signature is constantly changing, all the musicians, when they come, they see - notes and such, and what a horror, lord, here there are five, here 10, here six, here again 10, here there are four, so she is so quite tricky, she became such a general motif of this performance at the beginning in in the end, i admit that this, well, naturally i adore guitars, but this is my favorite. song sung by you, i’m very glad, because it’s something else, more lyrical and more in the russian folk style, you know, when i listened to it, i remembered that as a child i listened to zhanna bichevskaya’s record, yeah, her romances are performed by her, the russian folk romances are just that, right now you sang something so multi-voiced in one voice , you sang that too, she could probably do that too, of course, it was a stylization of an old cossack song, yes, yes, let's listen to the food. far away to be performed in a podcast 20 years later, i’m traveling far, easily, easily,

i should take someone, i should take someone with me, but there’s no one, there’s no one. he travels far, easily, easily, if only he could take me, so you would take me with you, but i’m neither him, i’m neither him,

what kind of song is this across the river, who is singing it with me, where somewhere across the river, somewhere across the river.

lana selle acorde. we continue the conversation, this is a podcast 20 years later, we are its host alexander anatolvich, konstantin mikhailov, our guest, let's talk about eurovision, what do you remember, but you somehow missed it, and it was a big

preparatory moment and a big performance, the tenth year, and there was also something so sad there and everyone was waiting, so nali now yes... it turned out that one woman who liked what we were doing, despite the fact that she had worked there for a long time in germany, she suddenly wrote that you know, there’s a competition going on, you are a pop group, this is a pop song competition, and we we’ve never even heard of this competition and what’s it like, we just need to send an application, she sent this link, we were like, well, let’s send it, they tell us that according to the terms of the task, the song should not be published anywhere, then there is absolute freshness. we had three sketches there, two more moving and one just this sad ballad in the style of the sixties, as it was called lost and forgotten, well, of course we also think, we probably need something funny, we need something, yes, but we want to win, and we understand that these compositions seem to be fun and completely unprepared, but the only thing that is ready is this lost and forgotten, we are like, it looks like this is a stroke of destiny, let’s put its name there

, optimists, well, we will be on counterpoint, everyone will have fun, and we will sing like this... then they miraculously sent us there, which means we were invited to the selection and there we won it all and i heard many different stories about who at what moment gave us the decisive protection for this, i don’t know which of these is true, we made no moves for this we didn’t, we sang in moscow, passed the selection , then went to norway with a big, cheerful kogal, there we had a great time, well, this is very important when eurovision is on, they just hung up.

it was all a big deal to us, because we arrived, we brought a song that we like, we will try to sing it well, and this was felt, of course, but roughly speaking , they will appreciate us or not, well, whatever happens, so it will be , of course, you always want to win if you are already participating in some competition, but this was not decisive moment, let's remind you what the eleventh place was in the end, and you were upset, we proudly told each other that we almost closed the top ten, closed the door behind us, and i know everything. in one interview i later said that we had repeatedly won the eurovision, i somehow decided that we just need to create a myth, because the myth, as you know, is more accurate than reality and more meaningful, especially in our time, everything connected with eurovision, moreover, it’s a myth, since we’re talking about musical competitions, let’s also talk about sports ones competition, in the eighth year you became the official musical support of the russian

team at the olympics, you were in china, how it was, again it was a lot of fun. yes, we had a great time, such a refrain, well, we were there all the time, walking, drinking, having fun, eating peking duck, trying to learn chinese in a very funny way, at some point even a few - some we learned phrases, and it seemed to us that by these flowing intonations, which , in my opinion, there are four types in the chinese language, we learned to say something, we are like that we come to the market happy, and there, here they are, their eyes light up with happiness. understands, oh, the european knows chinese, they also answer us, we understand that we made a mistake, because then it’s like this, then you just show the numbers on the phone on the calculator, like 20 yuan there, that’s the conversation we had , yeah, that was a good question, stored up a long time ago, i announced your team to the stage many times, i always wanted to ask, just in passing, how many languages ​​do you know, peter, or at least

superficially, to communicate, well , my english is more or less decent, let’s say decent, italian. basic, all vocals, because we learned italian, they taught it in the merzlikovka, there was always italian for all opera singers, well , we already understood chinese, chinese, i learned one phrase, yes, but which of the balkan languages, unfortunately not, here i, in fact, in bosnia, in the homeland of my grandfather, there was never a second one , although at some point, when i went to eurovision, relatives from there began to write to me, there were some nephews, some - my dad's cousin, very nice people. no, they are generally very nice, they just said, if anything happens, come, we will be glad to see you, that’s one of our favorite things, what will we say now, if they tell you that now you have a choice, a crossroads, then you have to.

these are some different modes of the human condition in general, i don’t know the soul there, the body together, because when you sing, and the audience and this adrenaline excitement before the concert, it’s like a whole story that you live through every time, it’s cool, because that she’s here, you first get up in the morning normally, everything is fun, at 2 o’clock in the afternoon, i always have such an emotional hole before a concert, why bother, no one needs me, why do i even need to go out somewhere to sing, that is, whatever just reset all settings to zero. then you come to the side check, you perk up a little, it starts, we ’re playing pretty well now, without undue modesty, i’ll say, if only there were different periods, and the joy of the fact that we

’re playing well, whether it’s fun or sad, well, that’s exactly how it should be, and people they pick it up, sing it, listen to it, where necessary, where necessary, they dance, uh-huh, where necessary they laugh, where necessary they cry, and this is great happiness and of course i can’t live without it either, the format is more original singing, more old songs, more new. now i mix like this all the time and i really like it, that is, an old song, a new, old, new, middle-aged, slow, cool, at one time we often crossed paths, but you don’t know that, i know that, because well, what -the host, it was me, and you are the main band at the corporate party, i don’t know, now this corporate story continues, i i know that you are invited by intellectual companies that value you, not just any other company. corporate events are ongoing now, there are a lot of orders and how can you complain about it, they are there and this, of course

, feeds me and there is money, so there is money for recording all musical experiments, the team is large, but it is morphing for us, because we have another program that was born out of the pandemic, as you remember, at some point during the pandemic all concerts were canceled altogether, and i was with the architect i went to work a little... as a sculptor-architect to help my dad and my brother, they are sculptors for me, uh-huh, uh, and for six months i was happy to work as an apprentice for them, by the way, absolutely excellent, with such shifts , prices, you know, i’m a star, sort of , and as if through these prisms i need to sing songs, people listen there, they don’t listen, here it’s just an apprentice, an apron, a trowel, yes, yes, well, there was a little sculptural and architectural work, but roughly speaking, yes, roughly speaking, apron-trowel, and the switching was very cool, but switching, further from only very small ones began to discover this... on the platform and very secretly, yes, well , almost underground, yes, and a small club says: listen, but you sing, my dad asked me a long time ago to record city romances,

which can be said to have started in the first place my musical something, and at some point i started, i said, i need to record it, i have nothing to do anyway, so i started recording it at home, then i published it all somewhere - in a small format and they invited me to perform in this a small cafe, the wonderful guitarist vanya zhuk and i... together, and he played the seven-string guitar straight, that is, it was like a true traditional, and we started playing with him, played several concerts, it went so well, and i myself, roughly speaking, grew to what i can do, this such an interesting process, that is, before it seemed to me that it was some kind of nonsense, nonsense, these romances are all there, sing my guitar, well, well, somehow it seemed to me that i was now there is something there, then i realized that in this simplicity, in this genre , a lot of buzz can be captured and conveyed accordingly.

on the podcast 20 years later.

glorious fish or zhytupa paroga, glorious fish sings a song. the fish boasted of its glory, even though i had been lying here in aggression all my life, the glorious fish had never seen the sea.

no sniffing or chewing of salt, please guys, nice thoughts, nice fish, fried masa.

what is the story with the song to the birds and yuli kim, but the song the bird is entirely ours, my text and my music, our common performance with the musicians, but this is a big musical and theatrical story that began several years ago on the initiative of catherine.

this attitude to the screenwriting craft, they began to rework it, at some point a lot of material accumulated and even ekaterina gennadyna staged this story at the gitis educational theater, and just last year i came there, that means to gitis, and the guys began to do it dance and sing and i thought, what a cool story, why am i sitting here, i need to write it all down, i started recording, expanding the tracks, turning sketches into full-fledged songs,

rethinking some compositions, arranging them, and writing them off. with yuliy chersanych, he gave the green light, okay, let's get on with it, guys, then we began to finalize the text, now some time ago a teaser was released, as we call it in cinematic terms, five songs with such a literary twist, a little introduction to the action, but this is exactly what is happening, these are fragments for now, in the spring the entire musical and theatrical story will turn out, we will release it in audiobook format and perform it. stage like an opera in concert performance, class, and at the same time, of course, we throw all these fishing rods to the theaters, so that cool, funny music directors would somehow take it all in, for the first time on television, a bird song from the latest album by peter nalich.

no matter how much the rope is, you will still get caught up in the whip, i came to where the songs are. the ringing birds are singing, i have come to where the ringing birds are singing songs, and today the birds are singing, bitter songs of love, i want to fall in love with you and enjoy you, but i can’t find you. i 'll go wander around the world, i'll fly like a bird, i'll sing this song if i suddenly get sad, i’ll sing this song if i suddenly feel sad,

and i’m sad late at night, when the stars are at peace, angels look at me like heaven’s eyes from heaven, like heaven’s eyes from heaven... so i’ll be lonely, like angels on high , ringing birds, circle!

to live, why will i be lonely, like angels ? i found you far away, you don’t want to be high with me. i call the circle with a bird,

i greet you, dear viewers, as always, podcast jokes, and today in our ... humorous laboratory, two wonderful representatives of many industries, here and cinema, and tv shows, first of all, of course, we are united by kvn, because we once played this wonderful game, alexey likhnitsky and nadezhda angarskaya, here we try, well , let’s say, in discussion, in some format of conversation, conversation , to understand some things that may generally be in humor, cannot be, in general this is necessary. you don’t need to know what ’s different from what, so today in this lineup, it’s very good that we have male and female, i suggest we talk about this, in particular, yes, that is, how funny are they? girls in humor, or there

are women in general, grandmothers, or vice versa, there nadya will say that, well, in general, men don’t know how to joke at all, well, as a representative of women’s humor, they’ll lay us down now and tell us why we’re all that they didn't, it was disgusting. okay, okay, not like that, not in that way, look, there is, i don’t know, for some reason, there are people, firstly, who create, let’s say, an informational occasion, specially stir up all this, from this stereotypes are born , but exists the stereotype that women in humor are not funny, that is.

without beautiful women who have a sense of humor, with a sense of humor, with a sense

of humor, well, humor itself, a woman who does not have a sense of humor is wonderful, any person who has a sense of humor is a good person, let’s say at least , you can spend some time with him, he understands something, with a sense of humor, yes, just making humor professionally, you’ve been making humor professionally for many years, but how many, how many programs exist now, like freedom, or you know, well, this has been brewing for a long time, let’s say, in the end, yes... even if we take the same kvn, then for some time there, i don’t know, for 10 men’s teams there was one women's, and in every men's team there was conditionally there, here you go, a bright representative, when there was one girl, yes, but what kind of one, and then, when there were a certain number of such teams, all these girl frontmen got together and said, let's give a fight, but look, the thing is that the presence of the girl there in team.

it would be strange, let’s discuss, you didn’t just

appear with such a plan, come on, you didn’t just appear, i’m even interested now, there are, for example, such cliches, such as, for example, even in humor in jokes there are jokes about blondes, here you are who do you classify as, after all, blondes or something like a neutral one in the middle here, a handsome brown-haired one there - no, you know, blondes are very cool, that’s cool.

stereotype, it exists like that, you know, stereotypes in general are convenient, but jokes about blondes, they are still connected to some like, well, a lack of understanding of something simple things, like you remember the joke when, well , there are a lot of them, i can just blurt out like that now, yes, which ones i remember, that two blondes meet there, let’s say, these are two friends they have about them that’s all, she says: listen, do you know why a helicopter has such a big propeller? he says why? he says that the pilot should not sweat, he says, yes , this cannot be, he says, i’m telling you, he says, yes, this cannot happen.

hina, just look, what a pig is worth, i don’t understand, these car thieves are stealing them, second she says, stupid, they hijack them when they are small in the sky, well...

lately jokes about blondes have stopped being funny either. either blondes stopped changing, or they evolved, yes, into whom? here’s the question, they changed their hair into brunettes, there were also jokes, artificial intelligence, yes, yes, yes, yes, i don’t know everything, this is also from the category, yes, like a blonde, so she will change her hair, that’s what will happen to her, they will she jokes differently, or vice versa, or vice versa, it seems to me that now it’s not even about blondes anymore, so pumped up lips, you know, when the stereotype has already started. like, all the girls are like this, people joke about them more, probably, yes, there are simply more of them than those who haven’t done this, than normal ones, because girls don’t understand when a man sees everything, remember, they are like that than adequate ones i would remember, i remember a joke when a blonde at the airport goes through, well, like a security check for a flight, they ask her if she still

has cutting gear, she has cutting gear, she says thongs, yes, yes, yes, and we are at the airport we’re going somewhere and running, you won’t believe it. down, skip, skip, and runs straight down the escalator, skip, skip, oh late, suddenly suddenly english came through, all i could, all such curses, everything in general, apparently at the international one, i didn’t run like that, i was late for the plane once, by the way, i was already pregnant at that moment, for the second time. as a child, it was just recently, and when i realize that i have a flight there, boarding ends in 7 minutes, they were making a highway there, and i’m just late, i run out cars and just like that, there ’s a huge queue there, at the first inspection, i’m writing, i ’m running screaming, and excuse me, girls, boys, you’re late, no one could say a word to me, because i said so much text that they just all they were taken aback, you know, i

quickly ran further, ran up, looked at everything there, ran up, another 2 hours, and the boarding had not started, they delayed me, jokes, but you know, i’m talking now in the context of these clichés in general, the same clichés here hung before even on some professions, what if some plumber comes, then he’s drunk, that is, well, there are some jokes, if it means some guy there in the ancient times, then he must have drunk his salary somewhere, or

there are greedy people somewhere, and that’s it well , in general, in life there are people like that, kind of invented like that. oh, it was, and would you like your children to follow in your footsteps? no, my daughter, for example, is objectively much more talented than me, many times over, but she doesn’t like this profession, what wind, what fate brought you to television, i was already so good at 40, suddenly i’m invited to try out for this program, let’s get married, i watched it,

i think, my god, what the hell, where am i and where is television, podcast lab, on sunday on the first. ranevskaya, you are a brilliant dramatic actress, and the whole world will know about it, from monday on the first, the best script is a script written by life, well, sometimes i can’t imagine it, but this happened to me, my children and i, here literally my friend has three children, let's meet, let me... let's meet in a cafe, we met in this cafe, the children ordered pizza there for some food, it naturally remained, and the pizza was standing there, she said: could you wrap it up for us, she said, yes, no problem, i’m looking at my child.

and that means, just at home, when we were relaxing, we played some games there, some kind of games there in a good way, they also

blindfolded me and my wife jumped out of the chair and twisted her leg very badly, that is, well, in this way , so that the suspicion has become swollen, that is, either a fracture, or a ligament has torn, well, this is just in it’s the height of maslenitsa, and that means our friend there is calling the local hospital, which... in the regional center, a small town, so he calls that they have gone to work, in general , everyone, everyone is walking, in general, maslenitsa is also there, there are folk festivities and we are driving, it means that he is with this foot in the car like this, we are driving through this town, and there is a party, there are ambulances there, there is a fire, everyone in the whole district is walking, no, everyone is all in the town here and there some kind of tug-of-war there means now it’s already a feeling let me in, now everything will be burned there, and that means this pillar stands here. he needs some red boots hanging there , some other strange thing wrapped in a box and so on, here it means they are climbing on

a pole, here they are pulling some things, someone there is simple, who will eat the most pancakes , in short, all these festivities, and we slowly drive through this, there are people walking back and forth, we pass everything, at that moment we arrive at this hospital, essentially such a rural one, but it’s such a small town and they came there three people, that means one had a key, he... opened this ancient door, wooden, this is a hospital, and that means a woman came who can write out a referral, do an x-ray, and a person came who knows how to do this x-ray, that’s what they mean all three of them came, which means that this one took the key, went to prepare the x-ray machine, and that means the second one stayed there with this woman, well , in short, and we’re all having fun, it’s fun there, yes, and the woman fills out a magazine, like a reason for how to do it , and like... how did it happen, like, what happened foot? i say, what's wrong with your leg? yes, these are your festivities in general, my wife, i say, i saw this pole, i saw these red boots, i climbed, and

i say, i’ve already climbed almost to the top, just a little bit was already enough, then bang down, and we don’t know whether there’s a fracture there or this , she looked at us, at everyone, very seriously, look at everyone there, she yeah, well, in short , she wrote something down, we went out into the corridor, laughed, so in short, well, who cares what he writes down there, well, that means his wife i was sent into the elevator there, on the third floor, that’s it, she came back and just said: i’ll go to the car, she says, you wait here for these pictures, well, well , it’s just like a hospital, a hospital, yes, well, i ’m sitting and waiting, i can hear everyone walking there on the third floor, suddenly i hear them coming out and since someone got some shaburshaty there, that they went out there to smoke, the teal with the box has not yet had a lighter, you can hear it there too, one says to the other, the hospital says, i don’t understand something, well, they’re on the third floor, well, you can hear as if they were behind the wall, you say: i don’t understand that golygin can’t give his wife boots buy, the second one answers him, well, who

knows, maybe she wanted the red ones, at that moment i was the only one downstairs, ha-ha, they froze up there, i realized that it was funny to me, but they just sing like that, well, it’s funny and it’s funny, they still presented a picture that after all, you can imagine that a desperate woman reached for her boots, consider it a joke there. well, we’re talking about these cliché stereotypes, there are also such things, for example, they say the best chefs there are men, that is, well, there is such a thing stereotype, statement, here is lyokha, i know, i know firsthand, we often cooked together, he really loves to cook, so you think this stereotype is, well, it’s kind of true or not, because now a lot of jokes have appeared , like, you know, i’ll give you an example, when the doorbell rings and a husband comes with... and a wife, and come in, come in, just there, he says, come here to the kitchen, they sit down at the table, and there’s such

a mountain of unwashed people there dishes, in short, a table. so dirty everything is like that and the wife is so can i take you for a minute since this husband he says you don’t understand that i won’t cook anything for you, there’s a mountain of dishes that haven’t been washed, there ’s dirt in there, you’re you, why did you bring him, he says, don’t worry, it’s just that this idiot decided to get married like that, not very funny, but somehow you know the word of the day is that now it’s like now in general that women there and girls in general seem to be cooking for them. so that i now, now you can order everything, and i’ll bring it now, trawl-wali, well , it’s more and more like oh man, here he is cooks, cooks, and all the time, when i see them there, they invite me to visit, and to fry some kebabs, seriously, i notice that most often it’s the guys cooking in the kitchen, that is, my male friends , yes my friends, all the time this is what lyokha, what else are there guys, everyone was doing something there and i went to buy it, look, all

the men are standing there discussing products, what will he say, well, now. appeared in these current times, well, if it concerns meat, let it, let the men do it; if it concerns meat, well meat, fish on the fire, please, do it, but still there are some salads, there is some kind of small work that men don’t like to do, wash, wash, cook, cut, put all this carefully, you know, butyrbrodik, kolabashka, in fact, this is how it is, you just don’t notice all this, when a woman is standing and something is fussing about, you brought meat, oh, it’s already covered, i’m such a good guy.

and about the fish, and about the fish, why there are male cooks in japan there is a completely scientific basis, because it is believed that women warm mother's hands, temperature is critical for fish, this is wonderful, now the fish will always be cleaned, with humor, there were some stories that, in principle, fit into the format of our program, but which right here, well, they often ask me about these are the situations that you had on tour, i honestly remember some of the funniest ones, but i want to say that i ended up in the

same women’s team when everyone was already living separately, we didn’t have there were no conflicts, myself... it was funny for me when we came on tour, and after the concert they told us: girls, now we’ve booked you the best seats at the club, and we’re like, which club? yes, but the hotel closed here or what? we went to bed and they are sometimes such an organizer, like how are you and you are not us no, we go to sleep then they glue it together, no, it’s not true, that’s it, we’re talking about the stickers, then everything goes to the hotel then you know one by one. joke, then everything is in one place, yes, yes, i’m telling you, well, we don’t, we had such flights when we flew there in khabarovsk vladivostok is in the east, and we are sitting, we’ve been flying for a long time, we can’t sit anymore, girls, we walk around, we walked, walked, at some point tanka, we are standing with katya skulkina in the aisle, at some point - tanka morozova, says something: “natka, nadya, girls, look what ’s showing there on the ground, and we, skulkina and i , go to the porthole, start

turning, and who’s there, well, naturally, our team.” girls, girls, girls, take your seats, so here you go, yes, yes, we sit down, that means we sat down, but it was, well, the first time, okay, a coincidence, yes, then we, well, that means we were sitting, sitting with the slut, we went to the back, we started to think about it, yes, let's go in the tail, they just start we entered some kind of turbulence zone, it just turns us around like that, says, let’s go, we sit down, it stops shaking, i say, let’s go, well, this is not funny anymore, well, that is, that’s how it was it's funny to the point of tears when it's all over. and we were on tour, you know how we misbehaved, we came to the club after concerts, our cheerful gang, and you see some girl dancing like that on the dance floor, you can see she’s trying harder than anyone, you know, it happens that someone needs someone more than anyone, yes, yes, yes, yes, she’s trying very hard to dance , you also come up to her like that and say, girl, and you used to dance professionally, you leave, and no matter what happens there, you sit, and she starts dancing like that, and it worked everywhere

in general. beloved hand i never knew how to immediately, the funniest recognition in my life, right in the midst of that comedy, everything popularity, everything, someone scratched my car in the yard. well, then you need to go to gi, so that you can get insurance, there you need to write this refusal to initiate a criminal case in gi, you need to go to the local investigator, i mean i’m going to our local police department, that means i’m going to the office to the investigator, he says: oh, i know you, i say, seriously, he says: you are dj likhnitsky, you play techno, think about it, but at that time i was just cheering and playing, playing in the car. well that's cool, that is you i already thought, now it will be again, great again, not here, but - you know that there is a stereotype, a stereotype, well, there are some things that , well, times pass, yes, but still there is some kind of attitude among men and women

in psychology, that is, they are still at the heart of the joke, well, they seem to be unshakable, that is , the joke is when it is not connected with any situation happening there at that time, in this life, in this country, and so on and so on, which are eternal like crystals, like - i recently read a joke like this, when the call, the wife picks up the phone and the husband says: he says: katyusha, just please don’t worry, everything is fine with me, everything is already fine, what happened, he says: i was actually leaving the office, a car hit me at full speed, but natasha i was taken to the intensive care unit, and as if they told me that the lung was punctured, they thought that the second one, well, there were only three broken ribs, but the second lung was punctured, the second lung was not punctured. but a concussion, yes, but the skull in general, that is, not broken, that is , everything is fine in this, but the only thing that, of course, the only thing is, of course, well, they suspect an open fracture there, and if it doesn’t heal well, maybe they’ll cut off

the right leg, but everything’s fine, the wife is like, what the hell natasha, yes, yes, you know, you also broke it right away, of course, i’m just i’m just at the beginning and i’m at the beginning of the joke for you and just. it just seems to me that society is simply developing the flare-ups that were there before, they don’t work anymore, now some things about professional activities, about development, and about the blonde again seem to work. well, about the mother-in-law, about society is developing, the relationships between people are changing a little, the role of women in that very society is growing, well, yes, if before everyone was crazy about women driving, now there are fewer and fewer, because there are more women driving , on a day off. look, when your husband gives you the keys, you can go wherever you want, and you’re just on a saturday afternoon or morning with only women driving, who are so scared, that’s it, he gave me a car, gave me money and i’m going, i’m going, but

that’s all we are still talking about positive ones trends, yes, that is, but this means that humor will go away, that we will have nothing to joke about, but if everything is not, well, no, well , no, well, look, this is the concept of a dacha, that’s what it’s like in soviet times it was a concept, then at the collapse of eras there, remember, it just passed, well, i don’t know, at least in belarus, i think it was the same here, as soon as the series ended , the slaves of nezaur, the dachas all became call fazen, i’m all on fazenda, then even such a program appeared there for sale, that is it has become a household word, let’s say, this phenomenon of a dacha has been living there for decades, at least from childhood i remember how everyone went to the dacha there, these ones went to the dacha, i always go to the dacha there. i have a stereotype that people work hard there, that is, it’s like they get their own food from their garden for healthy nutrition, but then they can’t straighten up there, that is, someone feels bad, someone gets sick in the heat, that is, essentially , that is , this is a dacha that should be in order for

it to be great, but in the end it’s not great and it’s not cool, someone is all there, you won’t have children there anymore, but the parents said no more dacha, because you send healthy people there, i’ll kill such ruddy, fat-fed parents at sunset there, they crawl around there from this dacha, that is, now there is a dacha, you have a dacha, i have a dacha, i’ll tell you that i went through those dachas you’re talking about, and i now consciously bought myself a dacha, we had a dacha in those days my parents are both engineers, and this was a real need, that is, it was necessary to have potatoes before spring, so there was a year, we even took an additional six acres purely for potatoes, which is understandable, because you lived on change. you had to dig it up, they arrived once, then you had to plant it, this is another visit, this is on purpose, to dig it up,

then you have to collect the colorado potato beetle or poison it, then weeding, definitely one trip, but instead of you doing this there could be time, so it’s understandable that it’s especially fun, like you, especially young, when you want it. was i have it unwound there, it’s just that in the fall we press the juice from apples industrially, it’s just that it’s all brown, you can’t imagine the extension cord. here , imagine 50 km from home, you have to catch fish, no, there was also a potato field and we went there in yakutia, and we collected 20 bags of potatoes, i apologize, we had a storage room behind the elevator where dad kept it and we were still going through it. potatoes, that is, they also stole them,

we also went to guard them, that is, we camped in the fields guarding the potatoes, and then we did something else, went for lingonberries and blueberries, but here it gets cold, then already in september the temperature is below zero, and this berry gave us this compote all winter as a bridge to health.

roughly speaking, that’s how humorous jokes are, because even in soviet times there were a huge number of jokes about this region, about chukotka, and then they just disappeared somewhere, that is, this is how you grew up, what you had to worry about funny or not? well, everyone from the mainland laughed, wow, really, it’s so difficult, i can say about us, about the team, because that we have a small town, basically everything turned out as a team, everyone was engaged in some kind of creativity, mostly everyone danced, and then they came to kv with some talents, skills, to do something, that’s why we had a team, the boys are dancing, there was a music school, i sang there, it happened, i learned, and they dance. but we lived in our

own juice, you know, we had a plane fly once a week to moscow and a lot of money, the train traveled for 6 days, there was no internet, we lived, well, very, very differently everything was a little when we did this , that’s why our humor was kind, without politics, without vulgarity, we were forbidden to do this, because we probably had naive eyes, even when we joked some vulgar jokes to us they didn’t believe, well, that is, we didn’t... well, where are you, it’s not yours, where did you see it then for some reason you were crazy about an adult or that you have something like an adult and that i don’t remember me at all from me i’m just in the family, my mother has a very, how to say, isolated sense of humor, which stands somewhere on the side, my mother is very he doesn’t understand humor well, seriously, but his dad is like that, he collected all these jokes there, he listened to all sorts of humorous programs back in the day, yes, yes, he did and even wrote them down. but one day i don’t

remember the meaning of the joke, but we were sitting in the kitchen, a joke about how dad sat on a man’s head, mom and i, and dad was telling it, which means the squirrel was talking to him and in short, the man got tired of it, he came like to the doctor, i say: “doctor, please help, i’m not, i’m walking with that squirrel, she’s with me, and that’s how it ended, i don’t remember what he did.” that one ended, i really don’t remember, i’m sorry, and my dad and i are just hysterical, we’re laughing, you can’t remember now, i can’t, i can’t remember, really, it’s...” so many jokes about a squirrel on the person’s head , well, i don’t know exactly how it ended, do you think there are a bunch of jokes, well, probably there are, most likely, of course there are about a squirrel with a man, he wants to tell me, dear friends, if you remember the ending, yes, please , write to us and we’ll tell nadya, i remember that my dad and i were laughing, sitting at the table and sitting mom was nearby, but i didn’t understand that there was a talking squirrel, and we were just having an old hysteria, fairy tale: a father had three sons:

the eldest was a smart kid, the middle one was so and so, the youngest was a complete fool, then the daughter says: mom, why was their dad sick? they just got worse and worse each time, you know, i think this is a real life incident that has become 100% an anecdote. i also liked the phrase i heard today, this is 100% of the mice surveyed, with such inclinations towards faith , some children say: and so children, well, came to the first grade, he said, whoever studies with an a will go to heaven, whoever studies with a b will go to hell, vovochka

understands the hand, says: marya ivanovna, there’s no way to finish school with a living person, and this is about wait, well you should already know about the babayaga who caught the boy. in the swamp it croaks, it starts with zero, it ends with a leg, it says, the grasshopper, and you are naughty, guessed what a cute joke, well, in general, when a fisherman sits, catches fish, hears

from afar, go there to such and such a mother, from afar, well, a little and continues to catch, again and... go to such and such a mother closer already, what is it, even more, even closer, go to such and such a mother, suddenly he swims out from around the corner from behind the reeds, that means a boat, a frog is sitting on it and with a teaspoon like that he's rowing, he says frog, why aren't you rowing me with a teaspoon, go to so-and-so, i heard the same thing about a guy with small oars, guys, time, as they say, is running out for us, unfortunately... very quickly , thank you very much for coming to the program, it seemed to me that today we even touched on some very philosophical topics, so well, after all, if we sum it up, then again, everything is getting a little better here, look, our women

drive better, they are starting to do something there, as if at the dacha, in general they are drawn to beautiful things, to create, to grow, then to roll it all up, too, and my wife also said, damn it, and i remember that as a child. we threw sunsets there, let's try this year too, i think, oh, you already know what a complete cycle will be closed there, yes, so friends, summing up some kind of conclusion program, everything is getting a little better, so be it, the main thing is that something new has appeared that you can joke about, including in jokes. alexey lekhnitsky, nadezhda angarskaya, today we somehow combined a lot of things geographically in our program , we argued somewhere, and of course it was cool that women’s humor is still good and develops.

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well, i said eliminated it will be fine , it will turn out fine, something else is not very happy, but it’s time for us to pay for parking. i'll call you later, how are you doing, uncle?

vasya, so first of all, if you came to work for me, i’m not your uncle vasya, but vasily ivanovich, you have a security guard’s id with you, right? what kind of object is it? a normal object, beautiful, air, silence and the dead standing with scythes.

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oh, oh, the main thing is not to leave the path after sunset, why, i’ll drag you away.

daba, listen, yes, i’m already working, and the salary is 22. i can’t say, he forbade it. well,

i’ll make a roof for you, you’re at alexander’s adolfovich, owe me, tell me, i’ll earn money, i’ll send it, bah, stop it, what kind of women, grandma, wait, i’ll call you back, babushka, excuse me, are you our new watchman? i'm a security guard, and you 're taking a shortcut through the cemetery? on the contrary, i ’m going home, well, i would happily live in

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