shalom, girsha hainovich, everything is fine, i just cut my hand when, dad, when you stop humiliating us, dad, well, when you get used to it, since i was 5 years old i don’t know what to answer to this, hello, znadan markovich , this tie is very refreshing for you, his fainka, you were running around the city like that? as if you had escaped from a madhouse, you were torn apart by dogs, but you just attacked the city advertisement stand with a knife, vasily ivanovich kachalov, genius of the russian stage, you tore off the poster in front of everyone, didn’t you right away? waited until it got wet,

how much blood, i’ll move you now, mom, don’t worry so much, she just went crazy in her theater, gersh, you have a wonderful daughter, bright, with character, and the temperament is just fire, all in you, i think that they are with samuel they will be a wonderful couple. if she gets too mad, yes, the children will come, this melpomene will disappear from her, theaters, children cannot fit in one head, i ’m telling you this as a doctor, and what are you planning?

list of theaters in moscow, i decided that i would drive everyone here crazy, join the moscow troupe, your brains are really crazy, but this doesn’t stop you from listening to art, and what do you care anyway, in a week you’ll marry etina, you’ll go to paris with him, yes, that’s it, and i don’t want you to spoil my help with your escape. like when are you going to announce this to your parents? i don’t know, maybe i’ll write them a letter. dear parents, i didn’t drown myself, i’m on a train, taganrok moscow. in simple words, i will say, preferably an hour before the train. there will be screaming. in the fire, yes,

your father won’t give you money, he won’t, fanny, you understand that with this adventure of yours you you risk losing everything. fani, what are you going to live on? fanny, these are tears. you chose your destiny, and i chose mine too. faina, it’s already 2 o’clock, you’re ready. i'm coming! bezovy suits me so well that it hurts your eyes, bella, don’t touch my things,

you fool! not a word, when i was given power, i would order that all infidel men everywhere carry one green branch, then all the cities would turn into lush green ones from behind, stop, stop, that’s enough, you haven’t left,

let’s go... maybe tell you absolutely wild things, about your appearance, about your abilities, the softest thing you will hear, there are not enough roles for your role, but please, i’ll start with the old women, and the voice, the voice is like that of a longshoreman, romeo, make me your wife. are you going to fight stanislavsky? stanislavsky, little darling, is not such a schmuck as my brother! well, firstly, this is unknown, and secondly, so that you don’t hear from the entrepreneur, if you’re offended, it’s better to cry, she won’t cry, she’ll bite his head off,

quietly, silently, no need to shake in sobs! like this, like this, remember the most important thing, no matter the outcome, ask for a recommendation, maybe we’ll drive gertrude away, instead of driving gertrude away, work on your manners.

confused girl, scared and unsure, i'm ready, you go, sit down, faina, this is the moscow address of my good friend, ekaterina geltser, i told you about her, prima of the bolshoi theater, ballerina, this is a plump woman in tights, a very peculiar lady, but if you impress her, she will be able to protect you. dear lyalechka, thank you, protection is needed for those who are good for nothing, but i will achieve everything myself,

girls, let's start, let's start from the ball stage colors. you are the most beautiful. well, what happiness is in love and in mutual love. no, yakov, not only you are mutual, i know this for sure, you will

kiss the notebook until you are old, you were crazy after all, love is a genius, it inspires, it gives strength to live this hateful life, you want to be better, braver, more honest , i want to go to the side, gentlemen, to the side, three of us will settle along the boulevard on a detour, the rest will follow me, what happened, please tell me? go ahead, the communards are plundering warehouses, the bastards, don’t stand here, it’s dangerous, take the young lady away, maybe it’s time you're leaving here, you guys are smart,

yashenka, take me to the little squirrel , please. fundy, come into my office, girl, you know the iosifovichs very well, the whole city knows them, their samuel will go far, or a dandy. “let him go, i’m here, and it’s up to you to decide

when the wedding will happen, what will happen, a guy from a very good family, samuel, a future doctor, is wooing you, and for some unknown reason, he likes you even since high school, this wonderful, dad, but i will never love a mortal, so kochalov is immortal, like his art, immortal, great, keep loving this piece of cardboard, otherwise the skinny mule will love you, everyone will be fine, dad, you will be fine, i have completely different plans for life, they have nothing to do with the skinny mule. what are the plans?

i'm going to moscow to join a theater troupe. daughter, do you like ridicule and humiliation? please, come on, read any paragraph, without hesitation, i will believe that some circus will accept you, what about girsha? she wants shame on our entire family, girsha, she is ready to put an end to her sister, with bella break the silence. unclear, why? yes, because your theater is a brothel, the entire respected society will turn its back on us, dad, why then does this respected society of yours buy a subscription for the whole family to the brothel, and then they send more children there, these are different things, sitting in the hall makes faces on stage ,

these are not different things, this is hypocrisy, calm down, both of you. “our daughter needs to be treated, well, that’s good, she’ll marry yusifovich’s mule, there won’t be any problems, they have a whole family of doctors, they marry for love, character, character, she’s all like you, that’s it, that’s it...” said luck, samuel himself wooed her, yana must bow at her feet, such a wonderful, respected family, samuel takes her, despite her character, stuttering, idiocy, faina is worthy of marrying the one she loves, well , that’s wonderful, say for her in moscow

kachalov, i will put a knife to his throat, and you will shout at the whole of moscow, mazaltov. maziltov, right? we will deprive her not only of the right to love, but also of the right to a calling. fork. do you want every muddy schmuck in moscow to tell our daughter why she is not suitable for artist. well why right away? clumsy, ugly, stutterer. that's why.

don’t hope that until i leave, you won’t become the main laughing stock in the city, my eyes will burst, bellochka, you are simply made for paris. comrades, listen, the strike committee of the boiler plant is calling on all conscientious people. stand up for the trade union and celebrate the coming holidays with wheelbarrows, these are the main demands, people have been dreaming about a new man for a long time, since

1905 eugenics, which was generously financed by john rockefeller, jr., premiere, ordinary fascism 2, today on first, on children's day, we went, some kind of god-given radiation of kindness, seryoga was like that, it was not for nothing that he took on children's programs, and the children simply stuck to him, it was obvious, this cannot be played, he was such

a guy, who kind of said, well, i’m 20 years older than you, well, you and i are playing these together now? the genius of children's television died, in general, at the age of genius, we certainly miss him, we often remember him, so the irreplaceable ones are suponev, the hero of my childhood, june on the first. studying history my country, i understand how multifaceted and vast russia is. and i’m from vologda panishka. and hello to you from there. all the best to you,

health, happiness, lots of laughter for many years to come. the city of gorodets is famous for gorodets gingerbread, gold embroidery, and gorodets painting. hello to the republic of udmurtia. and hello kostroma region. i am glad that the fields are being sown and harvested, i am glad that something is being built. the new one this year was in altai and it’s just a planet within a planet, only russia can be better than russia, we are the first to conquer space, we can do anything, russia, we love you, hello, hello rafae, are you ready for lunch? with us, mule, thank you, i'm just from the table, mule, excuse me, come out, there's a conversation, let's go, excuse me, so, mule, my plans are theater,

not marriage, so our families won't be able to pool capital, well and in general, don’t you think this is somehow humiliating? two to increase capital, it’s humiliating, to marry for this, i’m not marrying you for the sake of a devotee, i like you, then you do something so that i voluntarily leave you refused, yes, you can’t wait, why, because you are interesting, energetic, sharp -tongued. i have a public profession, you will be an ideal doctor’s wife, a smart , cooperative, you at least understand, mulya, how nervous you make me, howling, because

when you are nervous, you stutter, and you carry on the whole conversation without a single hesitation, i love another person, kochalova, yes, yes, everyone, everyone knows about this, and that it doesn’t bother you at all, i saw your rocker in the theater, he’s a stoic, he’s an idiot. aeumatism, alcoholism, alcoholism, for an artist this is not a diagnosis, it is a source of inspiration, let me bring you here, you here, young people, but a pot, a pot in 10 minutes. so pay attention, look and oh,

anan already, amazing, congratulations, congratulations to the happy parents, it’s good that you’re here, how happy you are, and how amazing you are.

well, you see, the actor fits into the role and immediately becomes a different person, with whom everything is in order. was it a film, has it become some kind of afel? what did the doctor advise the horse's father? maybe go out into the storm with an ax in your teeth? because in this case the stage

is closed to me.

shakespeare, excerpt, what will happen now, i don’t know, it’s possible from her, so here it is, fatherly care, yours, to marry me to an unloved impudent boy, what a big...

dowry mazultov plans to take, dad, next. go home, fanny, life is so unfair, that’s why i ’m going into art, and you go home, go home,

you’re so incapable, tomorrow matchmakers from yupovich will come to our house and i’m letting you know, your matchmakers will come with shackles, because otherwise you can't handle me.

and you say, you can’t cope, you can’t escape without documents, my daughter, i look at the mountains, there’s snow on the mountains, it’s my first combat mission, it’s very difficult to fight in the mountains, you can’t smoke out the spirits from the cave, they’re hitting you, 100 km from the state border, we must ensure security

in our hands. hello, we didn’t expect what you came to us with? with joy. should it hurt between the shoulder blades? no, why does it hurt me? maybe you're old?

maybe hey girlfriend, don’t be bored, eat a pancake, drink tea, what else do you want? to me don’t mind, eat everything, you’ll be fat, i ’ll be thin, thank you my dear, and if i break it, won’t you be sorry? i won’t be sorry, the main thing is that you take care of your legs, okay, that means i can do whatever i want with them, but not that much, better than anyone else, the premiere is on the first of june, on the first.

i am you, the shadow of hamlet’s father, gersha khaimovich. i think this money is enough for you to buy out the mortgage on your temple, art, now i will hear what i will have to do, the pack is so big that i probably won’t like it, for this money you will pay me back daughter, it was you who inspired how talented she is, and what... there is a happy destiny, success, and not a rotten family swamp in which you want to hang yourself. girsha khaimovich, maybe you don’t believe in faina’s talent, but you hardly consider her a lightweight fool.

do you want my faina to live a life like you? without a family, without children, but devoted to art to the grave, and then she died an old woman of no use to anyone. some kind of almsmonger, i ask for this money a little, so that instead of rehearsing shakespeare, you tell in faina about yourself, how you cry at night, you understand that your beloved yasha will never be yours, because in 5 years he will marry an innocent jewish girl, if my daughter forgets about her moscow voyage, believe me, lala, i will provide for you for the rest of my life.

let's go. remember everything that you promised me, don’t give up, so if you work hard, everything will definitely work out, don’t expect someone to believe in you right away, believe in yourself, have strong faith, remember that you are bright, unique, like you are no more, thank you, lyalechka, for everything. “i really want your fate to work out, so that

your life doesn’t go like mine. let me in, watch for plastic, don't wave your arms, the train is leaving, excuse me, take your seats, hello, come in,

we asked near the art theater, please, thank you! tell me, do we need to trim again? hey, be careful, i have props here, excuse me, excuse me, where is this line with tickets? this is a queue to heaven, today there is an audition in the second studio, from the station straight to art, of course, first art, then everything else, this was my credo 20 years ago, and now, and now i rent out carriages. art has been exchanged for horses, i advise you,

if it doesn’t work out with art, and it ’s obvious to me that it doesn’t work out, god, what are these people with a stuttering role without words counting on, they don’t count on talent, hey, hey, from here you are at the end of the scene... the partner didn’t come , never mess with cheap extras, the brute is probably drunk, you'll play along with me. now with pleasure, you can

read the text from a piece of paper, no one will look at you, today suverzhitsky himself is listening, this is who, the leading director of the theater, stanislavsky’s right hand, very demanding, if he he will say yes, your fate is decided, lord, yes, it’s even better, against the backdrop of the old fool , my sacrifice is more obvious. enoid klinchuk. it's me, it's me, it's me, asking for the stage.

people have been dreaming about a new man for a long time. since 1905, eugenics, which was generously financed by john rockefeller, jr., began to develop rapidly in the united states. she concentrated on the forced sterilization of disabled people and the social identities of poor people. adolf hitler referred to american eugenics back in... in germany, the priority task was to cleanse the aryan race of ballast. eugenics did not go away even after the war. changed the sign and methods. premiere, ordinary fascism. two. today is the first one. on children's day. go. some kind of god-given radiation of kindness. this is what seryoga was like. it was not for nothing that he took over children's programs, and the children

simply clung to him. it was obvious, it couldn't be played. it was this guy who was like, well, i’m 20 older than you . the hero of my childhood on june 1 at the first, it will be hot, what, where, when, summer series

of games, on sunday at the first, how... they scared me , they say here that you had cholera, well, what are you, prince, so i went to the wrong place, i often go to the wrong place, pretty boy, sorry, sorry, budwozel, i want there to be a wedding right away, before they throw me into a madhouse. prince, do not believe the one who claims that i am luring you into the net? ah, if it weren’t for my dimorrhoids, an extremely curious disease. there are such episodes. prince, would you like me to sing you a romance? call me, i will be very

pleased. go away. go away, why the pleas of tears, to the pleas of love, like ice, i am cold, i am the daughter of the flames, and like a poet of dreams, i am capricious changeable flax, in vain you with an ardent plea, you will cling to my chest, my poor friend, i will not calm your... suffering, with me there is happiness, know you will not find why, thank you, thank you, mademoiselle, you have

a wonderful voice, to the musical theater do you want to try it, an easy genre, no, i always imagined myself on the dramatic stage. if vacancies become available, we will let you know. alexey, immediately find this prince and bring him. everyone freezes, i decided to start with the main thing, i think to them, you know. a brilliant place in this arena, azel, i i was looking for your scene partner, but he had already left, it seemed to me that i would like to exchange a word with him.

alexey, move the young lady, she’s crazy, i ’m afraid of her, i’d run away like that. “i haven’t read it yet, i have katerina, not today, go and mow, okay, then

write me a recommendation, the cat sent it, oh my god, it turns out they’re asking for a recommendation”? always, why forever, i broke the nose of the assistant, the director, why, pestered me, by chance, lala told me

to watch my hands, well, thank god, theaters in moscow that’s enough, come here, try not to hit the directors in the face, but sit down, thank you, stanislavsky, look, bravo. stop, my dear boy! my boy! why am i so blind, let's go! tristy, who did i tell you not to bring men around! where are the men? this is a young lady, we will be together! rent a room, hello, this is not a young lady, this is a grenadier, underdeveloped, okay, live, thank you, because

you are in place, yeah, well, settle down, will you sleep? on the tokhta with the top part, yeah, right, and we’ll put the bottom one here, come on, try it on, well, at the same time there will be blood in your head pour in for the revenge process, so...

it was stolen, that the jewelry box was stolen in the dressing room, zin, this is all my money, there will be nothing to rent for, i won’t be able to stay, judging by the look, you are not from a poor family, no, to i won’t contact mine until i get on stage. i won’t, no, no, for the next month this plump ermine will feed us , oh, the secret of the heart, half of moscow has such a secret, girls cry for days under his windows, do you know where kachalov lives? i’ve been in moscow for 3 weeks already, i’m looking at the mountains, there’s snow on the mountains,

it’s my first combat mission, it’s very difficult to fight in the mountains, you can’t smoke out the spirits from the cave, they’re hitting you, 100 km from the state border, we have to ensure security, a man is in the hands. teeth, ears, hair can shake, but not hands, 1200 minutes rushed, the earth shook so much, we left a garrison in the liberated area of ​​​​the village, they ensured order, went out to populated areas, with a supply of kerosene, grain, flour, they took it all apart with pleasure , residents of border areas, both soviet and afghan, were protected hand, to the day of borders. premiere, the main milestone, not a step back, tomorrow on the first day, on

children's day, hello! we didn’t expect what you came to us with? with joy. should it hurt between the shoulder blades? no, why does it hurt me? maybe old? maybe. hey girlfriend, don’t be bored, eat a pancake, bake, what else do you want? i don’t mind, eat everything. you will be fat, i will be thin. thank you, my dear. and if i break it, won’t you be sorry? i won’t feel sorry for you, the main thing is that you take care of your legs, okay, that means i can handle them do whatever i want, well, not that much, better than anyone else, premiere june 1, on the first, three chords, new season, on sunday on the first.

so 10 rubles for a sock, for a pair 25 rubles, handkerchiefs for 15 rubles, yes, thank you, you will take something, take it, we are not pushing, the owners

of noni are away, there is someone for the wardrobe, i am for the wardrobe, and what is this will now be? and this is the main attraction, it will take kachalov’s coat out onto the porch, what will they try on? here's another lining to kiss for inexpensively, 2 rubles a kiss, let's get out of here, i still have an audition with korsh, which?

great, let's go, yeah, okay, start, ostrovsky, goroza, katerina's monologue, we'll go, why don't people fly, but louder, louder, louder, louder. why don't people fly? you know, sometimes it seems to me that i’m a bird, like this, sometimes you’re standing on a mountain, and you can’t fly away, you’d run away

and throw up your hands! oh! flew away, i used to be so sober, frisky, frisky, no, not sober, i wasn’t sober, i was frisky, i’m completely withered here, okay, thank you, thank you, let me tell you how it is, dear, don’t be offended by the old man, you won’t, okay, you are in love with the theater and you definitely want to be an important part of it, yes, just think about it, your love will not go anywhere without serving the stage, fyodor adamovich, his excellency is waiting, yes , okay, i’m going, i’m going, i’m going, you’re still so young and you think that happiness is only on stage, but here it’s only an illusion of happiness, so what are we going

to do next, maybe we’ll take it out of the picture?

i have already received a fee from the imperial theaters, i don’t expect it any day now, and i

don’t intend to expect it, take the count of two months, one without food. there is a big game on the air when i look at the news of the last few days, news from the collective west, but barely. it’s getting scary, they say that they will allow ukraine to strike at the original russian territories, they say that

even military contingents of nato countries can be sent to ukraine, and you don’t smile, konstantin ferievich, i don’t smile at all, i forgot when i smiled, you are not smiling, such powerful countries are involved here, estonia. estonia, latvia, lithuania, and poland, he says, that they, too, can do something similar, but have not yet decided, well, estonia is already ready to bring us to our knees, this is not some city madman, but the president of estonia said, the president, yes, but there is such an uh - professor, we'll talk about him later, but professor.