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tv   Mikhail Zadornov  1TV  June 12, 2024 5:20pm-6:01pm MSK

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house, quiet, quiet, in it, i'll open the door, i'm not waiting for anyone, don't trust me now, i won't come again, i built this bridge so that... the lure of
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neither you nor me would be carried away, quiet water, dancing in the skies , dancing is not for the weak, dancing is out of control, you couldn’t do that, dancing is a mess. oklah, i wouldn’t fix it, i’m leaving and not, neither me, nor us, and the ordinary light calmed me down in a way that neither i nor you. three, somewhere in silence, don’t call
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me, i won’t turn around, and forgive me, i won’t come back again, dancing on the glass, dancing not for glory. dancing without your father, you couldn't do it, dancing on glass, i couldn’t fix it, dancing on glass, dancing is not for the weak, dancing without rules, you couldn’t do that, dancing on glass.
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so i wouldn’t have been corrected,
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without the rules you wouldn’t have been able to do the dances, i wouldn’t have been able to do it. dancing is scyoklah, dancing is not for the weak, dancing without rules, you couldn’t do that , dancing is bad, i couldn’t fix it.
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dancing is not for the weak.
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i would like to know from what? the traitor of the ants has not yet been stopped by you, not by us, the goals are right, the methods are criminal, history is being made in st. petersburg, here it is he’s dying, tomorrow everything will change, we’ll elect
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a dictator among us, we’ll enter into negotiations, what kind of negotiations, we just shot at them, tell trubetskoy, if he doesn’t make up his mind, we ’ll come out ourselves. in france, aristocrats were hanged from lanterns, if it’s like in france, then everyone present here hangs, they won’t dare shoot at us, we didn’t shed a drop of their vile blood, we’re on fire. which will kindle everything and burn itself.
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union of salvation, film premiere. watch the time after the program. how would you like to help your country? sorry, do you have what do i need? comrade peredonov, our head coach of the ussr in sambo, then i’m knocking down, vasily oshchepkov is invited to replace him for the friendly match. but now there is a more interesting frag, who? do you want to learn this? there is no effective method against firearms yet. exists, and comrade oshchebkov showed: the army has made its choice, it will be oshchebkov to train the national team, you have lost before you have even started, with such an attitude you cannot win the battle, you yourself want to bury mine , my students, yes, if i write against him, then
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he will be imprisoned , where is he? taken by denunciation, denunciation, yours, consider it mine, the legend of samba, premiere on friday. firstly, we wish all the athletes good luck, may the best man win.
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we will stand up while we are still with you. we are alive and the truth is behind us, there is someone looking at us from above with their own eyes, they smiled like children walking into the sky, we will stand up, we will stand closer to them, we will stand up, while the lord is with us and the truth is with
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us, we will say thank you for that , that they gave us victory, for those who found their heaven, are no longer with us, let's get up and start singing a song, let's beat stronger in our chests, our eternal memory is between us we will become a hero of russia and will remain in our hearts until the end. let's remember all those who were lost in this fire, who went to die for
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freedom, and not for metal, i know that we will definitely meet with you, we will stand up again. let's get up, drink stronger in our chests , the eternal memory between us, all of us, the heroes of russia will remain in our hearts until the end.
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we will stand up, we will stand up, we will stand up, standing up. our eternal memory drinks stronger in our chests, between us, we will become heroes of russia and will remain in our hearts to the end.
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i breathe this air, the sun is in the sky us. a free wind flies over me, it is the same as me, and i just want to love and breathe, and i don’t need anything else, as i am and i can’t be broken, all because i am
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russian, i go to the end. i am russian, my blood is for my father, i am russian, and i am lucky, i am russian, the world has no problem! i am russian, this song flies into the sky and calls me, and my heart burns inside me,
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illuminating me to sing home, where i just want to be a child. i don’t need anyone else to reap, that’s what i am, i’ll break everything because i’m russian, i’m going to the end, i’m russian, my blood for my father, i am russian. and i’m lucky, i’m russian, everyone bidu, charovsky, i’m russian. i am going to the end,
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i am russian, my blood is from my father, i am russian, and i am lucky, i am russian, in spite of the whole world, i...
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russia is our sacred power of the race. our beloved country, mighty will, great glory is your heritage for all times, glorified
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our fatherland, free fraternal peoples, an age-old union prefabricated. people's wisdom, the whole country says, we are proud of you, from the southern seas to the polar edge, our forests are spread and burning, hello you, hello you! so preserved by the gods native land, glorified fatherland, our
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free, brod peoples, centuries-old union, ancestors. and dark, folk wisdom, the whole country, we are proud of you, wide scope for dreams, for life, the coming years open up for us, strength for us.
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soviet and russian satirist writer, thanks to him we learned that we are uneducated, but we guess crossword puzzles like no one else, there are few of them, okay, next, lazy, but energetic, we get tired on vacation, we rest at work, this crawling room has already accumulated such people, the rest don’t work at all, as i understand it, he shared interesting facts, which vegetable is home to, which country? is, i read, i got a complex, tomato, south america, cucumber, india, china, dill, and then, some kind of asia, everything is everywhere, and russia, suddenly i read, horseradish,
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it’s written, homeland, hell the soviet union, well and of course, where are we without our beloved, only ours, only ours worries, as to the end. there will be no light, i took out a mortgage for it, we have collected the best speeches of mikhail zadorny about you and me, quietly, quietly, in general , what is happening in russia, nowhere in the world cannot happen, my philosophy is known to everyone, russia is a special energy, a big country, european energy. asian direction this energy has no direction, if you give this energy direction for the benefit of the homeland, there will be no other country like it, but i don’t know when this will happen, for now
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this energy is just splashing over the edge. like through a colander according to pascal’s law, like this in all directions, i have such a chapter in the written books, such a daddy is simply designated, only in russia it is called a folder, well, here’s an example, the men decided to drink beer, but in the west they will go home and have a drink, ours can’t, ours need romance, they decided to drink somewhere on the roof of their house, well, it wouldn’t come to anyone’s mind that there were stars, that there was wind, that there was a walk, that there was a big bear. by the way, ursa minor, oh, you are still so fresh, you big bear are now uniting, united and you also catch it, you drank, you wanted to smoke, but there were no cigarettes, well, to smoke in the sense of cigarettes, and they are thinking where to run from the roof of a fourteen-story building far away, and then what comes to their minds is only ours the boys can come, let's see if anyone is smoking on the balcony, so it
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really is. through the floor below them, naturally, because they are on the roof, a man went out to smoke, put cigarettes on the railing, the bear also smokes, and does not know what awaits him ahead, he did not know that this was the last day he was healthy, the boys decided to ask him for cigarettes, but as we always have a cable on any roof, they tied the lightest of them with a cable. creepy picture, they lowered him down there, this one is smoking, a man comes down from the sky in front of him and says: you won’t have a cigarette, but this one was taken to intensive care, well, if only a smoking angel would come down, who smells like beer and also, listen, i can go on and on about this,
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i’m still a human. they send e-mail stories about their loved ones and the city of elektrosal from the same folder only in russia , only we have the city of elektrosal in the moscow region, a nice city around the forest , very beautiful in the forest, a house for the imprisoned for the mentally ill, the most beautiful place, such a beautiful road to it, it feels like i there lay there no uh i'm so knowledgeable i’m telling you, a violent madman ran away, they called amon, because he can be aggressive, amon is combing the forest, in elektrostal there is a scientific and research institute that studies mushrooms, including tinder fungi, tinder fungi, so you know, these are mushrooms that grow on trees, these growths, as it were, a scientist went into the forest to study tinder fungi, well, he put crampons on his feet, this is a device for climbing poles, trees, he climbed up and
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examined the tinder fungus under a magnifying glass, amon was walking, what are you doing, he says, i’m picking mushrooms, it’s fine, the guy spent a week in the right place, ours do it first, then think. how was it possible to go from ryazan by train to buy a car for a million rubles, two men went, only ours could, they divided half a million each, went by train, and did not take a ticket, amazing people, only ours, with half a million in their pockets, could run away from controller. you know,
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i used to think that i didn’t understand anything about us, i generally thought that we didn’t understand anything about us, i kept saying, i i don’t understand this, this, that, now i understand, i’m wrong, it’s them in the west who don’t understand anything about us, when the americans don’t understand something, they immediately go to the computers, on the computer they came up with a new plan on how to make a beggar for russia , hungry, that’s it, they are professionals, americans, they sent an agent of influence, to the government, to television, poor, hungry russia, there is no such thing as poverty, he doesn’t understand. well, like poor, hungry russia , the capital moscow is the most expensive city in the world; poor american millionaires, so you know, don’t have enough money to eat in our in moscow's foreign currency restaurants, yes, they went to belyashny, to dumplings, to broths, yes, but for foreign currency, our hungry ones eat everything, the americans are back at the computers, what to do, what to do, they calculated a new plan,
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to devalue the ruble, they sent new ones... “we are theirs or they are ours, they consider us to be theirs for god’s sake, they don’t understand how we russians differ from other peoples of the world, other peoples of the world pretend to be smart, and we are fools, but they haven’t read our fairy tales,
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they haven’t. they know that our main character is a fool, a fool, they are fools to us now the smart ones are flying to learn from us, how can they also rob their homeland, like we do ours with love for it?” but the most misunderstanding turned out to be the former anti-soviet radio stations, they always understood everything about everyone, they always taught us about us, you need a multi-party system, you need it, get it, now they themselves, the poor fellows, will not understand how many parties we have, what they are called, and they cannot understand how we understand anything about them, but they don’t understand that we are not going to understand anything about them, we are interested in following them, like watching horses at the hippodrome, but about ourselves we know for sure... there are only two parties, those who grabbed and those who did not, but they, thank god, do not understand this, they teach us, they smart, for god's sake, clinton is coming, handsome, tall, smart,
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they teach us all the time with condescending hands, you have to do this, then that, then after this, this after that, our fool only nods his head in response, of course, we will do everything , how smart you are, “how smart you are, damn clinton, we’ll do everything as you want, you just give us loans give, give loans, because we are hungry, we are poor, yes, oh, when we are hungry, we are scary, damn it, clinton, we will trample on you from hunger, we will trample, oh, we still have nuclear warheads, yes, hungry with their heads, oh, damn, damn, so, and the whole world doesn’t understand what to do with the russians, i have my own economic program for relations with them, i want to run for president from this program someday, if you applaud, then you support my program, no, wait,
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be quiet, listen first, listen, again, you will run into trouble, first you need to listen, you need to follow my program, take loans from them in the west, hire these people, we have their work with these loans. that this most powerful energy of ours has no point of application, like in portugal , in a hotel, our fans sang with a guitar during the football championship, a security guard came, said: stop
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singing, you are making noise, and they put the guitar down, sit in silence, one says he thinks if we played chess it would be quieter, i often spoke about our language at concerts, and i already they sent... very interesting letters, for example, foreigners began to write to me in support of my ideas, here is another american who lives in moscow wrote, you are absolutely right, it is better for a foreigner not to know russian if he lives here, well, i once- then he talked about how, for example, a german entered a village but couldn’t get out , why? because he knew russian, a glass door, on one side it says open, on the other closed, they believe it all. can you imagine, this american who wrote to me gave an example, he knows russian language is good, he went into the store, and the saleswoman says to him: well, let’s take it, let ’s take it, he tells her: repeat, i don’t understand
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what needs to be done, i says: let’s take it, he will get stuck, give or take, let’s take it and get out of here. but jokes aside, but scientists have already appeared who generally prove that all the languages ​​of the world actually originated from our language, moreover, i also received... quite right, in your language, for example, a letter from one foreigner and he writes: you organs, as he noticed, are still among foreigners there are very smart people, you know, i have to admit how unpleasant it is, but there are very smart people, and he wrote me a wonderful letter, i think that he should be given some kind of our russian award, he writes that he knows there are many languages, and he made such a wonderful observation, but, for example, he says that you say russian, i, and we say ay, ay - this is the opposite. i was reading, and in the bathhouse he realized what the difference is, in the bathhouse, when
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everyone was naked, the russians say i point with my hand away from myself, they say: come to yourself, then there is their language to row towards oneself, ours to give away from oneself, well, a controversial statement, but what i really liked, he writes that all the organs of the body are called correctly only in russian according to the functions of these organs, the heart, the middle meridians, the stomach, life . lungs, you breathe easily, you live easily, as we call our relatives, and in english top, top, top, bottom, and so with all organs, only with us the words really make sense, like a bear in english, bae, brown on ancient english, that is, an external sign, but we have a bear, not in in the sense that he is in charge of honey, he is not the warehouse manager, but... those in charge of what to do with honey? in our
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language there are these, liver, many today in the hall with a medical education, because you don’t know where the word liver comes from, from the word oven, it turns out that the liver is 2° hotter than all other organs, it warms up the body, warms up the blood, and in english like liver, liver, making sausage, that is, the bros are very practical, i will still instill an interest in our language. trinity, and to be upset means to stop
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feeling the holy trinity, of course, it’s difficult for them learn our language, an american friend of mine again asked me a question: explain the difference between okay and well okay, now it’s funny to you, but i had to explain it to him, and you try to explain this difference, their language for transmitting information, it conveys ours more accurately this information is ours to express overwhelming feelings. us, okay, okay, it depends on the intonation, i tell him, okay, yes, he says, okay, what a fool i felt when i explained to him what it is, okay, i say, okay, is not absolutely yes, but i achieved my goal, our people finally began to laugh at them, a friend of mine was driving americans along the road from sheremetyevo and exceeded the speed limit, but their language is precise and their thinking is precise, it says 100 km per hour, but he goes 120 , they are already looking at him with
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suspicion, and they are also overtaken by jeeps, as if they were standing still, but our language is emotional, and life is emotional, no one looks at these signs at all, the americans look, they ask the driver, for who are these signs, ready, ready, and he says 100 km for a cyclist. hello, evening news on channel one, andrey ukharev with you. the main national holiday, today is russia's national day. not all over the country, in the kremlin vladimir putin.

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