even from the point of view of our fire standards, one and a half floors are such combinations, when one and a half floors are on one side and two on the other, so that it is convenient to wash, yes, this is a single element, all this is very technologically advanced, well, here is a bathroom, a bathroom from the people's commissariat of finance, where we generally didn’t try - to create such caricatures, i don’t know toilets with chains or what the industry of that time could offer, it lagged far behind the authors’ plans, so we didn’t want to restore such a caricatured way of life. but the tiles are on the floors and white tiles on the walls, they are, in general , specially laid out in the same way as they were in the apartments themselves at the beginning, and the furniture in the bathrooms is extremely minimalistic, because the authors’ ideas were about simple, aesthetic, but very simple, laconic environment, but what is this? this is a washbasin that we came up with ourselves during the restoration process, since we directly moved the toilets in small apartments. from

the restroom directly into the bathroom, making it combined, there is a shower stall, a small washbasin, a toilet, we needed to make the washbasin a little larger, we placed it as if in the room, in the bedroom actually, so that it would close and not be perceived as a plumbing fixture, we came up with a cover, which we then also made a mirror on the inside, so that it would look like a washbasin where -you can, that is, according to the drawings, the bathroom was just behind this opening, yes... the right opening, yes, pauline, it turns out that constructivism was about 10 years old, well, in its prime, it seems to me, even five, that’s why, why do you think he's like, well if you forget about some things there, there were these separate dining rooms without, as in some places , kitchens, there really weren’t any, and sometimes there were very well apartments in constructive buildings in moscow and elsewhere, where there were no bathrooms, why is it all so abrupt ended, well, it actually didn’t end abruptly...

the context changed and the context changed, the socio-political demand changed, it was social housing, and what was very important at the beginning was to provide the maximum number of workers, ordinary people, proletarians with housing, a comfortable environment, were developed for this purpose new forms of life, towards the end of the thirties, when the first five-year industrialization began, the country faced slightly different tasks, about... providing people with a comfortable environment, these cozy houses for workers, in which there are factories, kitchens, in which there are clubs, especially the typical furniture in apartments is nice, this was definitely not discussed, and it also seems to me very important, when we talk about the difference between the khrushchev buildings of this first avant-garde, this is really the design by architects of a certain environment and a new model life, because these public spaces and... and the space of clubs is

a space for creativity, for self-development, they had to form, construct this new, developed person in every sense, from the outside in, when we talk about khrushchev, this after all, other goals were set, and there were some experiments that continued this experience of social construction, for example, the house of new life in the ninth quarter of cheryomysheki or...

a version of these avant-garde ideas was demonstrated, because the avant-garde and constructivism, it was about a new life, khrushchev, this is yours, albeit small, but your corner of this mishchansky happiness, these new forms of everyday settlement, they in the end did not go anywhere, and even those experiments that continued in the sixties, there, this house of the new life of our faithful, which is now the house of a graduate student and intern, this experiment was considered unsuccessful, although there was a powerful social there. in the construction and application of a new system of life, it seems to me that in this sense, of course, architecture is such a field creativity, which, well, architects are such demiurges, they can offer us something, and if society responds to this proposal, and if the state also somehow supports it, then we can really make progress somewhere, it seems to me that khrushchev’s are all different , well, that is, at the beginning there really were some super radical experiments, as always, this... the very quality

of the construction of these houses was not bad, the old brick series, when they were not yet prefabricated, they were quite well built, then prefabricated ones were worse quality, and sizes the apartments there didn’t change much, they were more or less similar, it was just that for people who lived in basements and communal apartments, it was a blessing to get a separate apartment, and after the war, well, the number of people who lived in monstrous poverty was huge, well look, it also turns out... that such a mass exodus in krushchevka, it seems to me, completely changed the aesthetics of everyday life, well, people were leaving the barracks, well , maybe there were not so many barracks as communal apartments, but communal apartments, what is this, what is this it means that this is how people moved in there, they,

well, or who lived there, who they moved in with, yes, all this owner’s furniture, huge antique wardrobes there, slides, some kind of couches, it was impossible to take all this with you. and people are all completely new , some kind of furniture that had to be looked for, i don’t know, it was already there by that time, they were designing it after the war, this is just the first constructivism, the first avant-garde, it’s about these standards that i wanted to comment, we have an exhibition about this, in fact, but the norms of that, well ergonomics, and the so-called science of how you can sit comfortably in a chair, i don’t know how you stand. how you walk, how you sit, and these minimum standards began to be calculated back then, and then about this, well, little is actually not so well known, but these studies continued, for example, lazar cherekover, who was at the dynamo stadium, and he did his own books about these movement norms and

minimum ones, like in centimeters, i calculated how comfortable it is for you to put on a coat, how comfortable it is for you to sit in the hallway or put it on. buy, well, basically, whatever came to hand in general, but do you think it changed something in i don’t know, in people’s aesthetic perception, of course, it’s just that small apartments needed different furniture, this aesthetics, what’s called ry, well like

the middle of the 20th century, it generally manifested itself in this, maybe it was much poorer in furniture, especially no one was trying to spend any resources, but people were mogul. already for small apartments, the furniture that fit in them already had a new aesthetic, like would be closer to this new way of life than in narkomfin, when they designed and conceived, but essentially could not implement, there was no industry that could produce this furniture, there was also a very interesting kind of marketing there, because they said , advertised this new system of life. once upon a time in the twenties , it was also necessary to instill in yesterday’s peasants a love of minimalism, here again this page was opened already in the sixties, and there were such advertising brochures that the housewife needed to cook borscht you have to walk 500 steps, uh-huh, it

’s incomprehensible to the mind 500 steps, you have so much time, unless we designed it for you in such a way that, in principle, in order to move the pan from the table to the stove, you just need to turn around and... this is such an economy, go ahead, it’s a little hard, dear, just be patient, he was thin, he generally looked more like levlon than porthos, i suggest a fight, valya said, well, a very good role, well, the most important thing in life is to eat, drink, fight, actually i’m a positive person, there’s so much baggage in life terrible mistakes, sometimes you sit down and think, lord, how good it would be if it were n’t so, well, now i’m the only one visiting you, there’s practically no one left, he’s a very gentle person, very kind and attentive, i envy to his granddaughter, this is a cat, and this is some kind of raccoon, a woman

who really captivated him with her love, this is lida, she is strong, she is loving, you are young, young, young at heart, young at heart on your eightieth birthday. i don’t understand, uh, there are some things from my point of view that are not very compatible, as if an idea of ​​the beauty inside the apartment, yes, i mean that, for example, there is a 6-7 m kitchen, and all the walls there will be in these cabinets, yes, which means that there will definitely be a huge huge refrigerator there, even if this is a family from one person, and a lot of wasted space, well, i consider it stolen from myself, because in general, well, why do you need, i don’t know, five or six of these polo shirts from the bottom to the top? for dishes, if you just don’t have dishes, no, of course, it’s understandable, you will always find something to fill it with when covered in dust,

well, why, are you removing three, well, like me 2/3, for example, you have more space because you have more air, yes, or now i ’m just throwing it at you, these are the things that i think are somehow terribly wrong, and you are already like professionals, i hope you will also share, the worst mistake people make is a sofa, a bed that never folds, once a year she comes there, i don’t know, my mother under it, so that it would be beautiful, this sofa folds, again on the year unfolds, and not only that, you also - then you become the happy owner a bad back, that's what - from your point of view, people do such wrong things when they want to do, well, when they make their life in a small apartment, and you know, it seems to me that if, again, we recall the constructive experience, when people begin to... that space in a small apartment is open, but blocking it off with walls, for example, partitions, well, this does not come from a good life, when more people are packed into this apartment, of course, than the number for which it was. calculated, that is, an idea apartments in norkomfin, what’s good about it? the apartment is small, but due to the combination of two

heights, the same uh 2.30 at a frequency of 2.60 from floor to floor and double height 4.60 or one and a half height 3.75, there is a feeling of a much larger space than it actually is in fact, the space is flowing, and if you start partitioning it off with partitions, it turns into a set of cliches, i would not call this a mistake, it’s just not from a good life that everything happens when the house is simply used not for its intended purpose, but.. .if we talk about houses here such, well, there is the well-known neronzei house, this house, it was strongly connected with american hotel-type houses, it is connected with constructive houses only in one way, that it was also a reaction to the new society, to changes in industrial society, when new classes arose with new needs, they needed to be offered some other way of life and other living conditions, this is what he is connected with, but he was bourgeois, there was nothing there.

this point regarding constructivism and modernism, in principle, is quite complex

the operating system, that is, you are an architect, he thinks it through, he has a specific technical specification, a specific task, and based on these inputs, they come up with, well , some cool model, it’s just too much collective responsibility, that is, what are they talking about? i say, there is a user of architecture who lives in this, and there is a state that somehow must... ensure that users do not find themselves in such a situation that they should live here together, but they live in ten, otherwise there is a too complicated system, if only this the system worked as it was intended, we would all admire its fruits, for example, as far as i know, the same donkamfin now works as it was intended, in contrast to the same khrushchev, where everything is clear, this is the model, good again famous, yes you have a place where.

well, starting from clean entrances, scheduled repairs, engineering systems, and excuse me, just cleaning the internal drain, which if it gets clogged, then the water remains in the pipe, like in a drug store it breaks and the facade turns into a complete nightmare, well, for example, if it’s not like in a drugstore house, where the height allows for two levels, yes, let’s say some kind of super-standard one-room apartment,

i don’t know, it’s 30-34 m, but with all these kitchens there are seven, i don’t know, but what to do, how to make a bed on top? for example, on some second level, listen, well, these are lofts, they are made only differently now, in a standard apartment the height will never allow a bed on top, this is only in the film the fifth element, where it rises, the elevator goes down, where everything moves and you can to use all the small space very flexibly, for children they make bunk beds, even in the smallest apartments, yes, because they are generally small and until they grow up and they have enough space, yes, it’s true, where does a person need to have enough space in the width or upward ? here is a yacht, it seems to me, for all people who are perhaps going to imagine how they can live together, for example, in a standard one-room apartment, on a yacht where the best geniuses of the universe thought out each one, the absolute constructivists compare exactly, they we were just inspired by the design of yachts, airplanes, compartments on trains in gainsburg’s book

housing, where he analyzed this experience of working with the typology of housing, there just... these examples are given, so yes, this is very correct, yachts, yes, but we’re still talking a little about something else, we are now talking about apartments in which one or two generations live, then in the 20th century the way of life was different, as a rule, three generations lived in one apartment, this is of course much more complicated when one or two live in an apartment generations, this can make space much more open, you you can open these small rooms with some kind of openings to open each other, you can create the feeling that the space continues somewhere. further on, some corner of the kitchen opens out as a bar counter into the living room, that is, the plasticity of this space is much more under your control simply because you live there with your girlfriend, wife, or even with a child, when a family arises, there are two people in the family , three children are more, then of course there is already a need there, the need for

a larger apartment, already about small-sized we’re not talking about apartments, well, or there you have some kind of children’s room, where... a child’s world, where it’s just his bedroom, playroom, office, all in one bottle, there are also wonderful furniture systems that are for children of any age , they create a very plastic environment inside, which is super convenient, why don’t they make the same plastic systems for adults, we also live in small ones, they make, well, a huge number of furniture systems, from storage to such libraries that can go into cabinets, there are big quantity.

this person is unhappy there, i don’t know, it somehow influences, of course, it influences the constructivists, that’s what they were talking about, that they were talking about exactly what you’re talking about, we don’t need a lot of rubbish, we need light , we need air, and well, in fact , we need some kind of clear system, because when you have, i don’t know, a large apartment filled with a huge amount of things, in order to service it, you need, uh, i don’t know, staff, yeah, that's when you live. in a small, comfortable, well furnished apartment, where you really understand, well, it’s really felt in the little things, at what height your table should be, and whether the armrests are located there comfortably or the same ones - the sofa bed you ’re talking about, this is also really - the brainchild of constructivism, all this transformable furniture, again, not from a good life,

because there was an idea that you could make a chair, a table, a wardrobe at the same time - lisitsky has such things, not all of this is convenient, but they really are assembled like construction sets , they can turn into different, well, that is, a model thing that turns into different pieces of furniture, depending on your needs, this is the height in the house of the people's commissariat of finance, it is also about this, there function gives birth to form, they thought that in order to sleep you don’t need a high, high ceiling, you just need...

uh, length - one or another, that is, the distance between individual elements, some of these meters, centimeters, so that you are comfortable, a huge kitchen is never uncomfortable, unless the team doesn't cook for her there cooks, and if it’s just one, then it’s enough for you to understand the certain distances necessary - in order for it to be comfortable, and you just don’t get tired, so that there is space only for what you need, a large space is a living room, in fact, bedrooms even now, in general, are in... all sorts of large-sized apartments, they are not made huge, this format, when the living room is connected to the kitchen, is now already there, well, what is it called, there is a euro-one-room apartment,

a euro-two-room apartment, yes, well there is a more modern one where the kitchen is not separate rooms, now it’s much more comfortable for people to live this way, when you can afford to simply connect these two rooms, they will become one large one, again , how a small-sized apartment increases visually and how it turns into something bigger and i wonder what you have at the exhibition such a large layer is dedicated specifically to the microdistrict, but how did they build the entire way of life, or what, how does the design of the environment come about, in fact, according to experts, the first competition for such a progenitor of modern microdistricts was announced in moscow in 1922, these are houses for workers, the simnovsky district, in principle, then a constructive quarter was formed there, so the first project. nothing was built, but the very fact of designing an integrated environment with social services, so that you would have kindergartens,

libraries, town halls, pharmacies, hospitals within walking distance from your homes, this is all that we are now accustomed to, and even with all the moscowness, i don’t know, but this love for the center, very frequent feedback that i don’t want to live here because it’s inconvenient, i don’t have any greenery here. it’s true that there was a slightly different story about linear settlement, but nevertheless they calculated how far certain objects should be from housing in order to generally

feel comfortable in their daily routine, well, that is, it’s clear what you have and there cinema, well, i ’m talking about that later, but there should be one in the area, there are clinics, schools a little more often, clinics are somewhere in the middle, you can probably get to the cinema, you probably need to get to the clinic crawl. the nursery schools are close there, in general, this is now used and well, it is revealed in modern architectural practice in these new residential complexes, so in general, all this comes from the twenties, now there must be infrastructure, so when people build there conditionally, it should be there, of course , no words are required, but again some kind of environment is created, well, even if you just want people to buy apartments, they must see that when they buy apartments, they have the necessary... service around them, that is, life forces them to in fact the program is the same that was conceived at the beginning of the last century, and today , in order to interest people in buying an apartment,

they are no longer offered just an apartment, they are offered a certain solution, a lifestyle, they are offered a certain environment, each of the developers there is trying to individualize this environment, somehow to offer differently from others, there is some kind of competition in landscape design, what public... space, what courtyards, what playgrounds, because this is competition, and this is very cool, in fact , even in general enough, well, inexpensive complexes, so to speak, still offer a huge range of all kinds of services, that is , such a self-regulating system that works based on the needs of the people who live there, how to live with a ceiling of 250, well, by the way, are there ceilings of 250 or that’s all - still 2.60, in the people's commissariat the ceilings are 2.30, but in small rooms they are double. of course, there are large ceilings of 260, but in khrushchev buildings they are 250 - even sometimes 2.45 when, well, 260 is like

a more standard one, yeah. standard height, well, 260, listen, now - all over the world, houses are being built, frankly, not cheap, as we like to say, elite , and there ceilings are 250 and 2.60 now, that is , high ceilings - this is our fetish, uh, because, uh, after the avant-garde itself was quietly buried after the unknown decree of thirty-two, when all the creative groups were united into creative unions under the leadership... under the wise guide of the communist party holding them tightly, and then the project began to develop and completely another arose discourse, completely different houses with apartments began to be built, with three-meter ceilings, this became a measure, that the ceiling was high, no less than 3 m, well, no, i won’t go, after all, i wanted to live just like those rich people, i it also seems that, in principle , in general, what are you doing in the apartment, let’s accept

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hello, dear friends, the jokes podcast is on air, i’m vadim golygin, and today my guests are two completely different people, but we definitely have something in common, that’s of course kvnovsky past, but now i will talk about you as actors, okay, mikhail bashkatov and... mukhambayev, i propose to talk today, friends, on the topic of friendship, in a broad sense, of course, we will touch on some, maybe serious moments, yes, but first of all , these are stories, of course, anecdotes, and so that this, let’s say, gives joy , our positive communication touches the souls of the audience and makes them a little more fun, well - let’s start with misha, you and i do everything did, and i know.

i would be very glad that you say so, i went into this acting side, yes , of course, that is, you already have a large number of roles, somewhere we are even together, i think we crossed paths with you then on the set, is there any now, let’s say something like this story, where would you change, because after all, they were mostly comedies, that’s it.

those who are deep in cinema still still prefer to call me in comedies, yes , yes, that is, well, as it were, because there is such an association, yes there is an association, i am funnier with age. a train, some kind of train, yes, something like, well, here’s a comedy actor, well, the same thing is happening with you, and practically - cinema, also the filmography is growing, thank god , little by little, yes, yes, for serious roles in some uh, well, mostly comedies, naturally, they called me like this in all sorts of dramas, there’s mostly some kind of bodyguard or something, well, they almost always killed, but it’s an interesting experience, just in case, and it’s like that practically, almost always. i’ve never been able to come to an agreement, just think, there’s one role like this, maybe it’s not for me, mom still looks, please don’t kill at the end, i had a role, that’s where they killed me right on the head of the train, that’s the diesel locomotive itself, with these walkways, i

was lying on the belay like that, just like that summer is warm, and i got tanned like this, only one side got tanned for the whole day, and in three takes, i think i was on a train, listen, i had such a case - since we also remembered about tanning, it means we were there when i was there i studied at a military school, we stood in a cordon, that is, at a training ground, every post was, this is something there, on one there were berries, on the other there were some mushrooms, and there was a post where there was a small lake, there was a village, and there was a lake there with yellow sand, that is , in general, well, it’s like the belarusian maldives, so we took a swim comrade and lay down to sunbathe and fell asleep in these army pants. that it’s black, it also happened to me that here it’s a little, you know, here they’re practically everywhere, but here they’re a little shorter, and just the scorching sun, and black, we woke up, just black, you know, well, the legs are black, and are back

already when i’m back there at the school, and that means we have a bathhouse every week, and when i was walking through the bathhouse with these legs, someone suddenly, well, you know such friendly jokes, these are all army ones, i’m going. suddenly someone starts, you know very, very well that there are people like that in such a marved team, it’s all very kind of fun, let’s talk about friendship, that’s who is a friend today, for example, because times have changed, but that’s who you have is on the phone and there are more photos there, because there is, of course, a decisive some kind of set, yes, that is, we went through something together, and there is a friend. like that, but it happens that it’s just, well, some common hobbies, fishing here or skiing there, and so on. in your opinion, there is now a difference in friendship, which maybe, the concept was like back in soviet times, or when we were all like kids there, well, not

kids, teenagers and now, well , it seems to me, it certainly remains the same friendship, as you say in the soviet union, yes, yes, i have it, because the friend with whom we we were friends in childhood and...

when you lived there for 10 years with these people in a hotel, at home everywhere, well , you just lived with them around the clock, for several years, of course, this is already such a connection that over the years it won’t go anywhere, jokes about friends, how they should be, kind or what, well, i don’t know what jokes about friends can be, well, here are some, probably paradoxical in general, because - you’re not from a friend you expect - there's a catch when he seems to be building humor on this, that is, when... each other, and then how he will do something, he will do such a thing that you are like, well, like the old bearded joke, when he leaves the casino, it’s already morning, now it’s already light in general, he leaves the casino,

drunk in the smoke, two friends, one in his shorts, the second one has no panties at all, standing like this, at the taxi rank they stagger, this one without panties says, olya, that’s why i ’ve respected you all my life, that you can stop on time, that’s it, the main thing, of course, i’m when told. jokes, yes, that is, i tell my friends in company, then of course, that is, if the person is not a fisherman, yes, he will not laugh at the jokes about fishing, well, you must admit, that is, it’s very difficult, i had such a case when i was just traveling with a friend, well , with someone whom you don’t see very often , yes, he is a good friend, you know, as if in full confidence, that is, well, that he is also a fisherman, i tell him, listen, i say, well , this is how to explain it to a person, how

you can sit there, let's say we wait for several hours over the fishing rod for this bite in general, if he is not a fisherman, he will not understand, and he at this moment, so, i say, wait, just don’t talk, and you, and i somehow know, the full version that all my friends are surrounded by, he’s a fisherman, here i end up, you know, this one ran into the reefs, you know, a ship, this one, and you are fishermen, by the way, yes, i’m from insurance. of course, i’m a fisherman, but it’s clear , that’s probably where it all begins, they don’t tell bedtime stories there, they generally tell little children who caught what fish, stories, yesterday like this, tomorrow we’ll go fishing, yes, no, honestly speaking, i don’t remember people like that, well, it was like a joke there when we were in astarkhan, they caught such a mer, i have one story about fishing, we had a kven shift in the camp on abi, it means schoolchildren came there.

so mm, like, oh, guys, fishing,

cool, that's it, so we caught this fish, gave it to andryukha and he left, and he lived at my house, and he went to the city with the fish, i say, put it in the refrigerator is everything, that means he did everything, put it in the refrigerator, that means he did some work in the city, came back, so i lied, this is not the end of the shift, it was the middle of the shift, and about another week this shift lasts, we return home, i open the door, i can’t understand what’s wrong, something is wrong, right? they turned off the power, it was the fish in the refrigerator lying without light, that is , it’s just there, that’s why you don’t like fishing, it’s summer and they turned off the light, and for several days this i, yes, the associations are not very good, but i have a friend, he went fishing, he an avid fisherman, he generally cannot live without fish, he went fishing, went somewhere far from the region, found a house, as he said, i say, he came to this house, i knocked on the door, there was an open house on the banks of the volga, no one was there.

don’t be distracted when i drink to

the leaning tower of pisa, it looks like you’ll go as an accomplice, okay, okay, this is what it is, this is what i have , and you accept, thank you, kvn, third quarterfinal, tomorrow after the program time, dear friends, we continue podcast jokes, and my guest is rina. mukhambayev and mikhail bashkatov, we are talking entirely about friendship, well, in principle, we are telling jokes on a free topic, for which, in fact, we always gather here. are there any friends share a passion? these are some interesting hobbies you have, well, for example, you ski, or there’s something on the board on the board, well, well, this is like a hobby, what other secrets maybe, about what we don’t know that with you, i can say for sure that i have in moscow, in addition to the friends there, with whom we

moved to moscow from tomsk and who appeared there during the course of work and filming somewhere else, a huge number these anecdotes just led me to a huge quantity, that is, exactly, and they are somewhere on the verge of such a certain kind of cynicism, yes, but still, well, you know, it’s given, well, we are still sick, yes, well, roughly speaking, god grant that everyone was healthy, but nevertheless, but it seems to me that this is generally a profession in itself, i’ve talked a lot

with doctors, well, it ’s impossible without a sense of humor, it seems to me, it seems to me, medical jokes are just like that , the toughest and funniest around. medical joke, a guy comes to a casting at a modeling agency, he’s worried strong, that means this casting person meets him there, says, so, so, gorgeous, cheekbones, excellent, m, what a chin, powerful, class, neck, oh, shoulders, so torso, that’s good, arms are all that, come on so make a look, well done, great, i like it, that’s it, where’s the leg? it means he’s thinking, so what to say, what to say, what to tell the truth, what does it mean he got amputated on a train, no, they’ll say he’s inattentive, we don’t need people like that, i’ll say that a shark ate him, damn, what a shark, what am i even talking about, so what to say, what to say, i’ll say, i’ll say in near kandahar lost, god, god, what does it mean, like hey, hey, boy, where

is the leg, you know, there was such a leg, i know the joke here, it’s funny. i know how i remembered the same topic when the doctor says to the patient: you smoke, and by the way, smoking, it’s just so harmful that it’s just half of your life, so it just eats up, exactly half, that’s how old you are , he says 30, but it would be 60. we once talked about friendship, but it turns out that hobbies are not always connected, as it turned out, you understand you are insured, yes you are, you are not a fisherman at all, but nevertheless, we are sitting here now in the same studio, here we are next to each other, yes, what else can the topic of pets connect, can connect, that is, i don’t know, you have pets animals, oh, listen, yes, i

got a dog 2 years, 2 years ago, yes, and i realized that there is a whole community, this is a kind of subculture of dog lovers, that is, you’re like , well... i wasn’t going to start becoming at all part of this, as if you go out in the morning , hello, hello there, hello and you have who and oh and what do you have and we have this and you and that is, they start asking questions and you ’re like, especially at first, you don’t even know how to answer, like what kind of food do you feed, what kind of food do you feed, what do we eat , and what do we give to him, and they, that is, here they are, it’s as if involuntarily you start communicate with strangers on some unfamiliar topics?

knowledge of a foreign language, the dog does this all the time, okay, well, let’s say, meow, there was another similar joke, when the advertisement is for sale of a talking dog, and a man is sitting at home, he is going through an advertisement in the newspaper, that reads, a talking dog is for sale, he thinks, people are already crazy, the price is 100,000 rubles, he thinks, someone is making a joke, 100,000 rubles, a talking dog, there’s not a million dollars, no... what kind of nonsense

is that, what a joke hello there, yes, hello, i'm talking about the dog , yes, yes, yes, please, what would you like to see, don't wait, it says that she 's talking, he says, yes, that's right, 1000 rubles, he says, well, yes, he says, can we look ? he says, well, yes, i say, dictate the address he thinks i’ll go, that in one day, they said the address of everything in the taxi, he arrives, stands at the door, he thinks what am i doing, damn it, i’m a grown man, he fell for some nonsense, okay, he’s already arrived, then a guy in a robe opens it for him, his hair is wet, he says: excuse me, i’m late here, i need it now i need to dry my hair here, and while you look, talk, and then i’ll go out and we ’ll discuss the details, he’ll talk, he says: yes, yes, yes, you’re talking about the dog, he says, well, yes , well, come on in, she’s there, and he means... he’s so upset, well, the guy went into the bathroom, turned on the hairdryer, he a dog looks in, sits in a chair, reads a newspaper, he’s wearing glasses, he bangs, and

he says: good afternoon, he puts away the newspaper, and good afternoon, please come in, sit down, he’s just crazy, you know, the dog speaks realistically , and he just sat down like that, i don’t understand what kind of scam, what kind of costume is this, what is this a doll, what is this some kind of technology, and he, and he says, tell me about myself, well, i... do nothing , here we sit at home, we can drink tea in the evenings, chat there, because i can talk about any topic, because i have the owner has a library, i’ve read,

you see, lenin’s collected works, i’ve read everything, i can, like marxism, communism, or the library of adventures, we can pick up any work of pulp there, that is , generally fantasy, science fiction, well, whatever, on any topic we can just sit with you and talk there, and he says, you... you don’t understand that a guy comes in like this, well, how did we talk, he says, you just started talking, you mean 100 thousand rubles , he says, well, yes, 1000 rubles. yes you don't you see, this is a talking dog, i just heard him, we were talking, yes he’s worth, he ’s worth millions, millions of dollars, and this guy is like, you know, his hair is already popular in a suit, he says, well, first of all, he’s trended everything for you . we continue the jokes podcast, renat and mikhail stayed with us in the studio and are ready to tell a couple more amazing

stories of jokes.