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each lyudmila will, of course, be beautiful in her own way, i believe that the viewer needs to come four times to see all four different lyudmila. it is no coincidence that the location was chosen, thematic sochi park, here complete immersion in a fairy-tale atmosphere is guaranteed; the production, designed for large ice arenas, was successfully built into the new space, transforming the largest circus tent in russia. what appeared here from scratch was ice and more than 160 cubic meters of water. required to fill the stage, they add dynamics to the classic plot special effects, fireworks and 3d projections, for example, an ordinary stone, but as the tale progresses it comes to life and becomes one of the characters. an hour and a half show in one go. the ice virtuosos immerse themselves in the atmosphere of a fairy tale with colorful scenery and bright costumes, and the show itself enchants. music, costumes,
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everything here should charm people, and i hope everyone will really like it, i really liked it in the full house hall, the audience won’t let go of the skaters for a long time. a delightful fairy tale, we came today for the second time, we were there yesterday and today we came here to admire the olympic champions, i liked most of all how lyudmila was released, it was a little... scary, but she was very beautiful, you look and you are so worried, you worry when everything works out, you are so, it’s incredible to see a colorful ice show based on pushkin's fairy tale ruslan and lyudmila is available in sochi until the beginning of october. alena evtyakova, ivan pokhomov, anastasia slobodenyuk and dmitry baranov, sochi channel one. that's all, well, right now the club of cheerful resourceful people, the highest league, third quarterfinal.
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good evening, good evening, dear friends, hello, my name is dmitry krustalyov, the major league of the club of cheerful resourceful people, six games of the season are already behind us, we still have five more to see, four teams will compete today this stage, of which three are debutants of the major league, two will advance to the next round in the semi-finals, one presenter will now be happy to call them to this stage, this is the kven countdown, this is the third quarter of the final game of the season of the twenty-fourth year, we are
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friends, here are four teams that will amuse us today to fight for the right to reach the semi-finals. i remind you that out of four teams , only two will advance to the semifinals in the next round. many of you may say this is harsh, but i will answer you, this is the major league. so, he's playing with us today. the team that did everything to get to us in moscow.
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from game to game they are getting more and more fans, kvn team, master mushi reo named after plekhanov, moscow. well, finally, the most experienced team, the team that is probably the most charged for this season, because they represent a nuclear power plant, the kvn team, the nuclear team, leningrad. four competitions, one of them today, as in the other quarterfinals there will be an improvisational one, these competitions of these
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guys will be evaluated by a panel of judges, i ask please note that today, for the first time this season, there are no debutants on the jury, so a little with the numbers. for the second time on the kvn jury, actor, showman, comedian, roman postovalov. also, for the second time on the jury of the major league, the olympic champion. yes, a charming girl, kamilla valieva. let's move on to more impressive numbers.
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the jury can't boast about it only four times, but every time it's a blast. chief producer of music and entertainment programs on channel one yuri viktorovich oksyuta. this was a fun column, but useless. statistics. we're ready to play. good luck teams. the competition, as usual, is a welcoming competition, during which those television viewers who for some reason did not watch one-eighth of the finals can get acquainted with the teams and evaluate their style, and in general , it’s hard to be the first, friends, so let’s welcome you as warmly as possible, first team, first
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competition, boundless trans-baikal region, how we missed you? oh, here we are in the quarterfinals, on this stage, we are going to victory, if you are all in the know, let's rock it, well, hello, how i fell in love with you, hello, here are students from transbaikalia, the vice-rector for youth policy of our university, egor viktorovich, came with us, it’s not a thrill without you, all this... it’s immediately cool, yes, listen, roman postovalov came up to me before the game and said this : well, hello, egor, i’m like,
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wow, that’s what they call me egor viktorovich, well, some kind of subordination must be observed, well, romario. yegor viktorovich, your jokes make us even more worried, but why are you worried, well, i’m already so at home in moscow that i spend the night at sobyanin’s, which is right next to sobyanin, is the metro not his, or what? and look who is on the jury today. this is our little, miniature block of singles skating. i’m camilla, i still remember this. can you imagine, can you imagine, a man at the age of 16 was at the olympics at the age of 18 on the jury of the major league, where are you going? at 20 years old. they don’t take young people into the state duma, so come on, stand up
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according to age, no, no, let’s go according to academic performance, no, it doesn’t work, nastenka, just come to me, so, what course are you in, first, height , weight, pulse, 155, 56, 63, level hemoglobin in the blood is 120 g/l, lung volume is 3.5 cm, we are not on the way, what did i say wrong, why the hell do you know all this about yourself, i can’t understand anything, so young people, what do you have, dima again prepared a parody , imagine a fight between guys and brothers, well, do the cleaning, go to the store and collect socks, i repeat every time, look at yourself, and generally say thank you for not ratting you out when your mom has money stole. listen, cool, cool, but you need
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even more power, so meet the leader of the transbaikal biker club night wolves, daytime jackals, alexey ivannikov, from those vocational schools, as you can see, a country without a helmet and, as he says, the most delicious bees in bashkiria, pay attention, alexey is all in leather, although ravin claims that not all of them, alexey, from which festival you came to us from the invasion, yes, for the sake of the invasion alexey became a biker, yes, my chick is with me. by the way,
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alexey doesn’t have a license, so when he rides on his bike, she makes sure there are no traffic cops , so okay, alexey, go conquer new heights, let’s go ahead, young people, what are we do we? let's get organized! pavilion of the trans-baikal territory at the russia exhibition. hello. krasnodar region straight to the right. actually, we are coming to you in the trans-baikal territory. well, let's get acquainted with the trans-baikal territory. did you know that the elite of the russian empire came to the couple and stayed there forever. the decembrists were simply exiled there. it's a matter of wording, young man. wait, wait. did you know that in transbaikal, this is what it is, this is what i have, and this is what i have, this, this is what i have,
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wow, look, this is a flag trans-baikal region, i think, where is it for me, um, um, well, well, wait, pay attention, the sights of the cheat, here we have the ephel tower, big ben, the statue of liberty, and what does the cheat have to do with it, come here, business the fact is that we have a big secret factory that produces what he’s talking about, i can’t, here are the goals, we can show the goals, yes, we can show, yes, wait, yes, well, you’re not interested at all, over there in the pavilion of the kostroma region there is a dance group, here they are, a group from kostroma, we are changing clothes, thank you, thank you, oh, let's go to the tampa
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pavilion they are handing out free pies, wait, i'm the first, i've been here since november, i'm the first, i'm the first, i see how in the sky, all this is flying past, past me, please everyone, listen , well, we performed very well, we’ll probably get 100 points, actually? here the maximum score is five, we need 100, oh, i came up with an idea, let’s sing like in the song at the end of the leps and everything will be great, but i haven’t believed in miracles for a long time. but there is no doubt about one thing, that you have fallen in love with the best city in the world forever, we raise our hands, we want to say hello to you, we are ready to admire you every day, for us you are the best city, don’t you dare doubt it, moscow, which will
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always be 18, team. not a bad start, now a team will take the stage who loves anime so much that they are probably watching it backstage right now, meet him on this stage. stage 142 kg of hot men, scoundrel, hello, after the last broadcast
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they threw this at us, if anything, this is a bra, a stick on... if you thought of offending us with this, then you miscalculated, it didn’t hurt, next time throw them unbuttoned, it’s like with plastic in the ocean, we get tangled up, we die, say on your own, hello, vadim, camilla, valdis, novel, you forgot aksyutu that the person who removed the pokemon from the first... hello, listen, no too tough, i was aggressive, it was necessary, well, yes, yes, what kind of rivals do we have today, people,
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the weakest seedlings. well, it's time to tell, sanya, glasses? damn, the glasses pinched my nose again, this happens all the time, think about it, but they once said about us, hurray, an heir has been born. oh yeah, we're cool, cool, cool sign, coolness, coolness, coolness, don’t pay attention, we just need it for ourselves sometimes. we think ferrari doors aren't small enough, it's not enough for the rich to suffer, yo beauty, here's my ferrari, look what a cool car,
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the latest model. only i have one like this , only i have one, in short, damn it, i had to take the phone out of my pockets, there’s a whole interior, leather, face, everything is going on, not a car, but a dream, get in, maybe you can at least... open the door for me? no, let's do it like me, through the exhaust pipe, the doors are still less. we are people far from politics, so
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we see political talk shows something like this: argument, argument, argument, argument, argument, meaningful pause, insult, undisguised joy, swearing, three-story swearing, indications that the program is 12 plus, swearing, justification, justification, return to topic, historical fact, historical fact with an error, irrefutable argument, proverb, handshake, dissatisfaction, getting personal, spitting, returning to the program as if nothing had happened. and the final thought in the style of biden sucker, i ate too many fleas, goodbye,
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at the end, for the sake of victory we are ready to do... a feat, and a feat for us is to give flowers to a girl on the jury, because, firstly, well, you have to come up, and secondly, we have everyone is allergic, so bring out the bouquet, wait, sanya, you have the most severe allergy to flowers, it’s okay, for the sake of victory i’m ready, yes, after all, there is nothing more beautiful than giving flowers to a girl, why didn’t he take a pill from allergies, yes, he has... allergies, well, at least he left a suicide note, he knew that everything was like that will happen, but no, he writes them every day, oh, san, i see you’re feeling better, anya, it
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seemed so against the backdrop of golygin, and you’ve already figured out what you’re going to tell kamila, where? let's go, go, improvise, guys, i'm afraid i won't get it across, try to finish it, no, mom! sanya died, no, i'm still alive, no, no,
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no, no, no, i'll get his backlit keyboard, and i'll get a backlit mouse, and i'll get a backlit chair, oh, sanya, you had a bright life, we they gave you their whole life, is this enough to win one kven competition? we'll see,
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the crown of the spansary was given, the commands of the scoundrels were voiced, thank you.
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they call him the biological father, i didn’t abandon you, then why weren’t you with us? by the way, our estonian colleagues left behind with dogs, soon they will be taken, colleague, we need to save him, he started this mess himself, let him sort it out himself, in my opinion, through what, a minibus, or what? we can’t go to a colleague, you know, it’s better if we stay here, not a colleague, to dad, he did everything for me, for you, and we give it to him, one chance for three, premiere, from monday on... first: your idea of ​​happiness, mutual love, struggle, soldier, are you alive? again climbed to
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the front line, where is misanbat? but in my opinion, you ’re just idealizing him, dr. push will stay here, so i won’t go into conflict, i won’t go into conflict myself, then i’ll go, eternal battle, that’s what volodka likes to say sometimes, we need a person like you to command the health of the whole region, territory like two frances, inna makarova, why are you doing this forever, but not at all?
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we continue the greeting contest on this stage kvn team master musi reo named after plekhanov moscow. hello, stage master musi reo named after plekhanov, in this game we are the only moscow team. did you know that moscow has the largest metro in europe? yes. and that we have the best roads in the world? yes, why did i get a job as a pr person for sobyanin? handsome, by the way, we are the most masculine team, so, dude, when are we going to kick your girlfriend out? so shahrus, if they kick me out, i will never tell you how my day was, hey, do you promise? everything, shahrus, everything, shahrus, no more borscht at home, i’ll still
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cook it! man, yes, listen, don’t you think that she’s too russian for you, are you a racist, dude, it’s okay, i ’m not a racist, he plays on my team, here’s shakhrus, shamil, maxim sergeech, but at the same time , moscow is number one in the world in terms of working conditions among foreign citizens, but oh well. guys, i have become a popular blogger, oh, who are you kidding, the tax office, and what are you filming, yes , i discuss all sorts of news, just say anything, well, recently sergei zhukov became an ambassador rostiksa, recently? purely visually, it’s already
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been 20 years, how soon will the european football championship be held, that well, euro 2024, the euro is already 2024, i don’t follow the course at all, mizulina also said that showing the boy’s words on ntv will harm teenagers, it seems to me that if a teenager watching ntv, the situation will not get worse. by the way, in the summer the olympics will be held in paris, and just imagine, the olympic torch will be carried by a transvestite, in his hands, in his hands to the numbers, in the apartment of an e-sportsman, but your hands are growing from the wrong place, hello, rustam, i’m lenya’s mother, i'm about
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what you wrote about me in the game dota 2, your intentions are serious, that no, oh well, dude, it’s me lenya, i just threw on a shawl, let’s go. grandmother was left with an unbaptized grandson, grandmother, don’t call me that, but i ate easter cake, and you just have to have a holy...
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or maybe we made it all up and nothing will become ours. the next station in chinatown has begun. men with temperatures of 37.2 count on this kind of attitude, hey champ,
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i heard that i’m your favorite superhero, spider-man, wow, you drew this card yourself, yes, how talented thirty-year-old boy, remember, vladimir putin recently said that there should be more tough men in schools. so, the staff room is stylish but boring, better than dangerous but not stylish. dangerous and stylish - this is art. the new call is really good. well, let's start our special council. hey, straight advice. maxim sergeevich, it was you
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who asked the mathematician for two stronger boys. yes, she gave birth to two sons for me. yes. well, purely... nine! well, finally, in connection with who had a threesome today? wow, with the advent of new technologies, many teachers began to worry that they would be replaced by machines. yes, there is such a thing and it happened.
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we thank the moscow government for its assistance in organizing the kvn games. and now the final performance in the stage greeting competition is the kvn atomic team from the city of sosnovy bor. atomic team. well, let's hit the rocks,
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so to speak, let's ventilate the tsatra from the musical taste of the youngsters. our president visited beijing, comrade fitripin greeted him promptly, sat him down with a cheerful smile, and i think i know what he said there, hey! let putin at home, i i won’t refuse anything, i won’t refuse anything, i won’t refuse anything, hey, hello, i won’t refuse anything, good evening, stage atomic team, this is our third season in the major league and today with us the game has three debutants, it turns out that in this game we are something like elders, so let's start with a parable,
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tell me what kind of image you have, taleep at a pishama party, buy your grandfather a phone without buttons, this is pedro the raccoon, the most popular meme of this year, he is in all the reels, and what is reels, reels is what kamilla valieva is looking at while you are telling a parable, actually this in the parable, i wanted to say that kvn is the only game, yes, that we listen to it,
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why do we need it, let’s show my wife, zhen, their great, where did you find the suit, what kind of suit, but the wolf didn’t fully digest me, guys, really, reels is relevant, eurovision is relevant now , which, by the way, was won by a non-binary person. it’s like, well, he doesn’t know whether he’s a boy or a girl, he didn’t try to look in panties, it doesn’t work that way, that’s how it works , your eurovision is scary, no, no, no, scary after the eurovision at the banquet turn out to be, think about it, this is still drunk, numbers, numbers. under the leadership of coach leonid slutsky, the
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shanghai football club has not lost a single game in 2 months and is in first place in the championship. so, in the locker room after the match. victory, victory! coach, why are you crying? i know someone else is training you. where did you get the coach? i didn’t teach you this, coach, we have no one except you, really, okay, give me a cigarette, but at least i taught you something, incidents on the street, wait, there’s no time to explain, i’m you from future. no, probably find time
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to explain, but my mother told me, don’t smoke these vapes, they haven’t been studied, no, it’s not because of that, after all, i had to send this message to ten friends, no, but kind cola, good evening, no, i was imitating the long freak and they scared me, yes, no, no, this is stupid. from september 1 , golf should appear in all russian schools. so, in the teacher's room of a rural school. so, colleagues, i was just told early on to implement golf. but they don’t want to introduce a telephone to us so that you i didn’t go there on foot. okay, what do you need for this golf? here is the rule, i read, to play golf you will need a field, well, it exists,
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there must be holes in the field, there are moles, thank you, it’s good if there are natural barriers in the field, the enemies of the forest are often trees, well, finally a game for the regions was invented , i don’t understand how they will play golf there in their moscow, so they also need a golf cart, what is a golf cart? a car without doors, well, to hell with it, we’ll take mine, it’s yours, well, we’ll knock out the second door too, but that’s it, we still need a ball, let’s take a volleyball. but it’s possible, only football is not allowed in volleyball, the rest is possible. okay, what's next? and then that’s it, the printer ran out of paper. well, in my own words. no, no, no, go, print it out, otherwise after that i spent two quarters talking about red in my own words. and what about the topics? tomato,
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lenin and detroit red winks. i didn’t even have enough for class, go. well guys, you can congratulate me, i will soon be put on the jury, what makes you think? why, they called me quickly, two people later, it was me, you were stunned to talk to the jury like that, yes, it’s enough that we’ve been playing here for so many years, we can, well, allow a little insolence, well, you’re a sovereign, you ran into pastovalovo, at anyone.
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is he being prepared for something? okay, valieva, be quiet, now as a command for pesha sounded out, kamilla valieva, say golygin, just golygin, say golygin, well, if you insist, golygin, tripeschi, this is not a person, this is a joke, i came in somehow the guy in eldorado, stayed there. blind, and what do you think, he won’t be offended after this joke? and what questions for the raccoon, the final song, let the viewer not judge by word of mouth, in this song, there will be no joke, just a song without revelation, just for the mood,
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atomic team, thank you! well, all the performances in the greeting competition have been played, now the turn passes to the jury members, whom i already ask to start preparing scores, i remind them of a maximum of five points, and for the teams, so that they can see what scores the panel of judges gives them, i call the team stage stage. so, marks for the greeting, let's start, perhaps, with the first performers today, the kvn team
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of bezgranie, please be kind to them scores for the greeting, bezgraniy zabaikalsky krai, 5, 4, 4 4.4 points, let’s continue the game, the next competition will be completely improvisational,
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it’s called a warm-up with the jury, now each of the representatives of the panel of judges will have to take turns... asking our teams a question, and the teams, if possible, will be funny and resourceful in answering this question reply. vazik, let's start with you. hello guys, the beautiful weather has begun, i have a purely belarusian question: what is missing in moscow? what is missing in moscow is purely an answer from regions of conscience. it was a nuclear team. further. what is missing in moscow? muscovites. once again the nuclear team. beauty all around, what is missing in moscow, you belarusians are always missing something, in moscow,
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so, well, let’s give the final answer, worthless, vadik, yes, now we will find out from st. petersburg what is missing in moscow, guzman is missing , so, vazik, that’s it, thank you very much, camilla. eh, please ask a question, you, since i ’m now thinking about the future, come up with a program for me on the first channel, oops, without a limit, come up with a program for me on the first channel, basic or free for you, master musi, come up with a program for me on channel one, is this a question from you or from valdis? atomic team, come up with a program for me on the first channel: kick off your skates with karina, marina,
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kick off your skates with karina marina, you ’ll probably like it so much, come up with a program for me on the first channel, and yur, does it make sense for us to confer or the girl is in vain rolled it out, and zhenya. we’re learning the names of figure skaters with roman golovyan, come up with a program for me on channel one, and maybe again, i ’m very worried, excuse me, come up with it, yes, yes, nice to meet you, i’m roma, nice to meet you, come up with a program for me on channel one, kick off your skates with camilla .
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okay, that's it, yes, before we start, go ahead and decide. rum, let's lower the temperature. roman postovalov. yes, hello teams. hello viewers. it was my birthday 4 days ago, what would you give me? well, if i had money, i have it. that is, you are counting on a good gift, without limit,
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4 days ago it was my birthday, what would you give me, hair, as long as it’s not yours, well ok, so the atomic team, rum, 4 days ago it was my birthday, what would you give me, but they didn’t give me anything at sts, they won’t give me anything at the first? well, you've lost your temper, comrades, st. petersburg is so wicked, roma, gangster petersburg, well, let's say, half-gangster, the street raised me, what it gave me was what it ate, okay, come on, 4 days ago i had a day birth, what would people from st. petersburg give me? 4 days? you didn’t invite us, well , friend, of course, master mushi, 4 days ago it was my birthday, so what would you tell me?
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they gave you a gift, but what did they give you dumplings besides your tummy? the funny thing is that these... 4 days ago it was my birthday, what would you give me, half of yourself, and you are taller, and i am normal, great, rum, thank you very much, thank you, valdis, please, come on, valdis, next year. the melody, which, by the way, is still on channel one, will be 30 years old, and what would you be willing to happily give 30 years
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of your life to, and what would you be willing to... what would you be willing to happily give 30 years of your mortgage life, it was a master mushi, why would you were ready to happily give 30 years of your life, valdis, can you imagine, if you hadn’t guessed the melody, you would be 20 now. like a nuclear team zhen, what would you be willing to happily give 30 years of your life to? sex? what would you be willing to do, gladly give 30 years of your life. a hamster, think about it, is a thirty-year-old hamster. okay, that's probably all,
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thank you very much. here’s a question: how can i record you on my phone so that i definitely pick up the phone? no good, st. petersburg, young man, how can i write you down on my phone so i can i definitely picked up the phone, mom is a nuclear team. so that i definitely pick up the phone ers home without edge, excuse me, how to write you down on the phone so that i definitely pick up the phone, nastya chita, once again, once again, once again, how to write you down on the phone so that i definitely pick up the phone, roma golovin, roma golovin, i am confident in myself. and
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that's it, friends, this is the end of the warm-up with the jury, so, marks for the competition, warm-up with the jury, let's start with the kvn team, master musi, please, master mussi reu named after plekhanov, 4 4 4 3 3. three 3.6 total score for two competitions - 7.8 points, and the competition, jury warm-up, kbn teams without edge, 4, 5, 4, 4, 3, 4.0 points, and the total for two competitions 8.4
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we have formed leaders, these are atomic teams national team and worthless, and the teams of kvnusi and bezgraniy are still behind, but they will still have the opportunity to catch up with the previous two teams, go, get ready, once again, good luck, friends,
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now is the third competition, which is based on the principle of a classic in a very, very expensive restaurant . gleb, i’m shocked, how did you get rich so quickly? yesterday we walked past a trash can, you wanted a chair pick it up, we'll throw it away today. is there really never a wake here? true, this is the first time in such a restaurant. and yet, where did you get so much money? sorry, literally for a second. hello, great, rogue. in short, today
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i took out a loan and installed everything on spartak. and guess what? spartak is now winning 1:0 with 5 minutes left, so that’s it, happy to remain in poverty, how to talk to your father? i'm sorry, are you going to order anything else? give me wine, which i have never tried, look, we have cobernet, here it is, give it, i also need two kamchatka crabs, arrange a winner’s fight between them, prepare, i only eat the strong ones, and i have tobacco chicken, and i have no nicotine chicken and foie gras, and i also have foie gras, just leave the foie for yourself, i only have ogre, something else and some water, just water and sheremetiva. okay, i wrote everything down. and here is your marbled beef jamon. i forgot, i don't eat meat. i'm a vegan. why didn’t you talk about this before? and i’m just the only
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vegan who tells me about this everywhere. but the dish has already been served. damn, no i can pay, i have a world card. that's how we accept it. damn, why here? do you accept? thank you. bonuses. not really , that is, you’re not going to pay for it, no, your dishes in general, they’re like in the pictures, but what, well, in the pictures, they’re all so small, as if they cost 17 rubles, in such cases i call the head of the restaurant owner, he solves such questions, he’s still a man from the nineties, damn it, from the nineties, listen, i ’ll probably give up the liver, yeah, i’ll probably give up the kidney, well, let’s get to the hot stuff, wait, let's probably pray before eating, come on. god save spartak. give him strength. well, let's do it like the last time. i am
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the owner of this restaurant, who should i kill here? you must have come close, the pig-father was waiting for you. we have immortality on the menu, do you hear animals, i’m just talking to you now, phew, agenda, more respect for me, there’s the coolest one, i’ll live it up, he didn’t bite the waitress on the leg, no, he’s not a bad-haired one. remind me why i shouldn't kill him? he is going to pay a bill for 3000 rubles. yeah, so no touch him, you freaks, otherwise you'll be finished, why are you doing this right away, they're just working, now
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my boyfriend will sort you out, just, at least she had someone else, he does martial arts with me, semi-boxing is a hairstyle, i think he’s just generally sick from the cold. without brains, take pity on a sick person, so gleb, what’s going on, and either you explain everything to me, or i leave you, in short, i put all our money on spartak’s victory, let’s go, you won’t punish him, why, he’s already for spartak he's sick, bleb, you're a complete moron, that's it, i'm leaving to pack my bags for the maldives, from the first day we met, i realized that you are the most... complete loser, it's good that the first impression seemed wrong, you're worse than a complete loser, but girls love people like that, so gleb that it’s happening for the first time, it’s normal,
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but what kind of match is there today, you’re only thinking about your football and bets, you just lost all our money, but i wanted the best for us to get out of this... poverty , i'm tired of watching you unhappy, klep, forgive me, let's see who won, don't, i don't care, i bet on zenit to win, you’re my smart girl. thank you, kvn team, master musi re named after
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plekhanov thanks the management of the plekhanov russian university of economics and personally the rector ivan vasilyevich labanov. this is our chuvash outfit, myself. i got married at 37 years old, my husband and i already, this is passed on to the future daughter-in-law, women’s jewelry was traditionally used in the groom’s suit, yes, the disco ball is very beautiful, the mother-in-law can force you... the dough to take revenge, they can’t put a needle in there, she says, you must, he says, find a needle, in the dough, in the dough, if i find the needle, it means everything is successful, i’m getting married, the bride price always goes differently, sometimes it’s very funny, sometimes it’s very strange, come on, it’s so delicious, and you just can’t imagine where we are we decided to hold a wedding, our premiere, we are playing, the wedding
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is tomorrow on the first day, brother, wait for two minutes, because now we will press so that the bleeding will stop better, i begin to provide him with medical assistance, then the tank starts working, because we are fighting against the nazis, and disabling medical personnel - this is an important task, first they work on the crosses, that is, so that no one can provide help, when a close friend is feeling bad... you drop everything and go, we left everything and went, because no one will help them except us, when i was caught for another 2 hours, it turns out that i was still shooting in the trench, something got in the way, i thought my arm was just broken, let’s go now with the nanostrikes, now, come on, one, two, heart wounds, such wounds are very rare when we saw it, we were shocked that he was at all i survived, they found a fuse in my leg, my friend had one in his heart. we did not expect
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to survive, but thanks to our doctors we are standing here alive in front of you. when i arrived home, i only found out that the bulletproof vests were operating on me. on the day of the medical worker, mina in the heart. tomorrow, on the first day. good afternoon, dear russians, my beloved russians. love in one's homeland is comparable to love for one's mother. my dream is to go on a trip with my whole family, with my younger brother, with my parents, to swim on the volga, see our nature, admire our region. this is the only city that has both a nuclear power plant, tets and a gas station. in ryazan - mushrooms with eyes. come find out if this is true? paint the corner. a house where there are blue fogs outside the window,
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where our russians are and the words of russian songs are, let comfort, prosperity and goodness reign in every home. i love you, russia. the stamp competition continues. and on this stage is the kvn team "bezgranie zabaikalsky krai". a young married couple decided to diversify their family life. oh, nurse, i feel like something i don’t feel well, i need to get examined. yes, of course, now we will listen to you and prescribe pills. yes, nastya, what ’s wrong? seriously, is the nurse a cop? what don't you like? the fact that i work as a nurse? and you are a policeman, well, we
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are both state employees, but we don’t have money for other suits, yes, ivan alexandrovich, today is not my shift, okay, i’m running, i was urgently called to work, i ran, nastya, keys, business, and what to do now, these people are strange, and the okta is not closed on the seventeenth floor, so i successfully climbed. dubtsov, captain semyonov, i don’t understand, are you back to your old ways again, but i see you decided to try something new, uh-huh, captain semyonov, detective officer murmura, you were fastened in the cell, that’s how life has changed, yes captain, well nothing, now i can reach the phone number and send you where you need to go, now i’ll send you where you need to go, do you understand how your worker is doing? the chat is called
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cops, robocops, or who are you, cops, kents, maybe, oh, ducalis and company, be careful, speed bump, just don’t post it, neighbors, there is someone at home, there is, just for me, blurt it out, chuninte, i’ll put you out right away, you got me, uh-huh, neighbors, you’re at home, neighbors, neighbors, i just saw how... through your window, huh i see you’ve already been caught, i saw how you climbed into this apartment through the window, and i ’ll call the police now, but there’s no need to go anywhere. the police are here, they inspected the closet, nothing was missing, captain semyonov, somehow you don’t look like a policeman, you arrived very quickly, and
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now, like in wilberis, we have a police department in every house, that’s why you have handcuffs laugh, so reform the ministry of internal affairs so that the hands of criminals do not freeze, right? but show me your id, yes please, what is it written on your id sergei, on your fingers egor, so i changed the name, fingers, so woman, that’s it, go for the witnesses, look for them for a long time, carefully, i heard that good witnesses live somewhere in khimki, go ahead, go ahead, what are you, what are you, stupid people, what are you doing, i’ll put you in prison for 20 years for this, parental time.
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i brought the word, the senior at the entrance, it turns out that this is what our seniors look like entrance, that means, witnesses, collect the plasma, laptop, his prints are there, take the guitar, good, take it, yes, take it all down into the black tinted field without numbers, without numbers, we are working undercover, what’s unclear, help, brownie chat, get it to him faster, well done! cooperate with the investigation. hello neighbors, oh, guitar, how is ours? darling, i’m at home, can you imagine there, why haven’t you unfastened your seat belt yet? nastya, we have a criminal here, this is some kind of new game, a criminal, well then i'll go put on a police suit. what
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is it? yes, nastya, this is a thief. yes, yes, i stole captain semenov’s heart. where are you from anyway? from narnia? who is this? nastya, this is my ward. semyonov, are you crazy? that's it i'm leaving. yes, wait, wait, well, he loves you, in fact, he was just in such a hurry to get home from his shift that he forgot to close the camera, and i ran away. is it true? yes. semyonov, i love you too. but i won’t give it to you just like that. yes, i'm kidding, kidding, kidding. me: okay.
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and personally governor alexander mikhailovich osipov, as well as the youth palace trans-baikal territory and personally director marina konstantinova. the kvn negoden team thanks the government of st. petersburg in the person of the governor of st. petersburg alexander dmitrievich beglov, as well as the committee on youth policy and interaction with public organizations, and the st. petersburg state electrotechnical university.
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post-apocalypse, bunker, last survivors, no, no, no, no, no, no, i won’t meet with you, don’t even think about it, well, i’ll think about it a little, god, like an uprising the cars were survived by a man who barely survived chickenpox, really... everyone died, well , you don’t believe it, listen to the radio, i’m sad to say this, but sasha and alina are the only survivors on earth, and they will have to continue their mouths. isn't this your voice by any chance? no, it turns out that the radio host also survived, listen to the end, i was attacked by robots, they
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are killing me, that’s it, they killed me, you can start, why are you, you even greet girls like that, well, understand, now the fate of humanity is in our hands , you're probably right, i... have no choice, oh, that's not me i imagined my last time, by the way, this is how i imagined my first time, well, how good it is to be the last man on earth, oh, thank god, i met survivors, how did you survive, the machines caught me, they said later they would send me to the past, so that i would kill some woman’s son, i didn’t understand anything, how stupid and rude he is, wait, that ’s what girls like, it’s impossible for alina to see him, you can’t stay here, why? because you
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urgently need to go to that room, climb into the closet, a closet in a closet is incredibly fun, i agree, closet in the closet, huh, i hope no one else will interfere. god, what a handsome guy! also a guitarist! how did you find this bunker? someone shouted loudly for a very long time: thank you, god, i will have sex! looks like it won't happen anymore! so, quickly hide in that room! for what? the acoustics are good there. oh, i have acoustics. acoustics acoustics. yes, tell this joke in that room, they will appreciate it. sasha, well, let's make love or let's not suffer
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from nonsense and watch anime, of course, anime, no, no, sasha, stop thinking with your head, there's anime in the background, we can turn it on, damn it, that's it, you just have to wait. are you kidding me, what a girl’s dream, skateboarder, rapper, turak, vampire, did you fall out of kinder surprises, god, why did the cars kill everyone except those who were needed, hello, what an ordinary, simple, in no way special guy , such a simpleton, against whom i... i’d rather be alina’s ex,
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alina’s ex, this is the most dangerous guy, sasha, what ’s going on here, who are all these people, skateboarder, rapper, turk, vampire, egor, it turns out, there is there are still survivors and they are all a thousand times better than you, why? i don't i told you, well that’s why i didn’t tell you, damn it, it’s in vain, i taught robots artificial intelligence and forced them to destroy all living things, so you destroyed humanity, yes, it turns out you killed 8 billion people just to be with me, well, yes, damn, that’s so cute, i’ve never done anything like that again and never will, sash, you know, i want to be with
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you, hurray, she chose me, i won’t let you down, well, but in fairness, if i were you, i would choose a vampire. the kvn team, the nuclear team thanks the joint-stock company rosenergo atom concern represented by general director alexander viktorovich shutikov, as well as the director of the leningrad nuclear power plant vladimir ivanovich pereguda and personally the team leader andrei vitalievich kiselyov, and the governor of the leningrad region aleksandravich drozdenok. today on this stage is the nuclear team, leningrad region,
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sosnovy bor. let's meet. an incident in russia, somewhere in a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very rich company, yes, dear, what should i come to eat, and what do we have for lunch, edible underwear, warm everything up, i'm hungry in every sense, roman igorevich. damn, tamara, i just can’t get used to you, remind me why you are my secretary, but your wife chose me after all, a wealthy man, how much should a person not be trusted, okay, i’m off, wait, viktor nikolaevich called you , viktor nikolaevich,
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no, this is viktor fyonorovich, and viktor nikolaevich, when you show him, is even scarier. what did he want? i don’t know, he’s on the line now, is he waiting? uh-huh, yes, viktor nikolaevich, yes, hello, what, your son is coming to us set up an office? of course, how can i refuse you another year of family? he has a suit, in 3 months it should be three sizes larger, i’ll find a place, warm. by the way, when you call, i’m so happy about... he knows the goods, yes, roman igorevich, that’s it, come on, we need to find a place for a person, it won’t work, all our places are occupied, then we’ll fire, and of those who works or from those who are listed, well, use your head, of course, from those who work, call me some department head who doesn’t do a damn thing, hello, you called, what’s your name, sasha,
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you’re doing a lousy job, sasha? take paper, pen, write, but what to write? well, what do they write there, i am such and such, i ask you to fire me of your own free will. okay, i, lebedev alexander dmitrievich, wait, and prosecutor dmitry lebedev, isn’t your father? no, don’t get distracted, why, why did you put an end to it? put a comma to appoint a new head of the department, that's it, come on, go, dad, hello, tamara, yes, roman igorevich, call the head of the department, we'll fire him, oh, it's a pity, his father was recently removed from him, his father they removed him, here he is, yes, dear, now wait,
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if i don’t resolve the issue, they will eat me myself , they called me, sit down, i heard they removed your father, and you look so much like him, take paper, a pen, write, okay, that they are very worried at home there, but no, they removed my father there, they put my uncle in his place, but how did i forget that i live in russia? and they moved my father higher, even higher, even higher, and you look so much like him, congratulations on your new position, now you are my deputy, so unexpectedly, i’m in shock, let’s say hello to dad and uncle, tamara, call my deputy, dad,
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hi, called, go, work, amara, kill the second deputy, that's it, come on, without further ado, just take a pen, write paper, take paper, white rectangle, yeah, well, and a pen, take a pen, it's a stapler, well, the pen is the brother of a pencil , well, yes, write, you know how to write, you don’t know how to write. what can you do? oh, you know how to draw, you drew a sun, well, go to work, honey, you definitely can’t fire him, it’s even scary to imagine who his parents are, yes,
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dear, well, yourself... eat it or feed your husband, let someone eat properly at least once, roman igorevich, so, tamara, if you can’t find someone to fire now, i’ll fire you. you can’t fire me, i’m sleeping with you, so what? and i’ll tell everyone about it, i caught the snake, or whatever you are, roman igorich, but i found someone to fire, the deputy head of the department, he’s an orphan, he has only the law, only the law, how did he even get to us, well, at least someone... it should work, go already.
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who are your parents? so, friends, all four themes have been played, which means that it is quite possible that the key moment of the game will come now. and respected judges are preparing grades, and i call the stage teams. so, friends,
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marks for the theme competition. maximum of five points, like previous competitions, please show the scores to the master musi reo team named after plekhanov, four. 4 4 4 3 3.8 points, total score for three competitions, 11.6 points, without border, transbaikal region, maximum five points, and 5, 4, 4, 4.4, 4.2, average score for three competitions - 12.6 points. next, there is no time to fly to st. petersburg. 5 5 4 5 4. 4.6 points,
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the total score for three competitions is 13.8. well, finally, the atomic team with the boron base, marks for stem. 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5 points, exactly, this team has an average score for three competitions, 14. one competition remains, dear teams, go get ready, while the teams are getting ready, let me tell you about the traditional summer games of the cheerful resourceful club. a traditional music festival will take place in svetlogorsk on july 28, and on august 16 on sakhalin island. the kvn summer cup has been played, we invite everyone to the halls and watch their tv screens. have i already been to bodrum? was. what do i know about bodrum? well,
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practically nothing. i'll give you 30 liras for these tomatoes. 45. will you give it for two liras? four cash only. the first thing tourists love bodrum for is our white villas. how long have you been working here? i've only been here a month, but for me it's already like a second home. which? the kind of people who come here, i am very interested, everything that happened within the walls of this villa remains within the walls of this villa, without which it is impossible to get married in bodrum, without a certificate, with tests. a man and a woman must match each other's blood type, and only with this piece of paper can an application be submitted, otherwise they will not sign it. men go to the salon first queue to relax and chat. i go to the salon once a week, more often i smell the lives of others. premiere, tomorrow on the first. sklif is a legend since the time of count sheremetyev. all the modern successes of the institute are based on the
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history that it had. human experiment. the chief neurosurgeon of the russian federation compared the sklefosovsky institute to an aircraft carrier, that is, it is a machine that is constantly at work, which. world champion in bodybuilding, the germans turned him over, twirled him and said: take him to russia, a lot, where i visited such medical institutions, this is the humanity that nisklefasovsky’s specialists have, i have never met it anywhere, the doctors pulled me out of the other world, i thank them every time, they succeeded, i succeeded, we everyone succeeded, on the day of the medical worker, skleifasovsky institute, tomorrow on the first day.
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we elected two heads of poland, two former presidents called them from petro poroshenko, here is the issue of importing ukrainian grain, farmers are coming, they are blocking cities, what such a ukrainian in front of a pole, on his belly, on his knees, crawl here slave, we supply thorns to europe, we are getting out of here, we are planning world domination, listen, if they overhear us, it will turn out that we are going to the kremlin together. leaves western europe at the mercy of the confrontation with russia now, judging by everyone, france and poland will be at the forefront of this adventure? poland is the kind of country that will do anything for money. i hope that in ukraine they will remember that level of assistance; it was gigantic assistance, which is still not compensated. well, you still have to pay for it. and yes, and we will remember every penny for you. what is the true price of polish-ukrainian friendship? show? vavan and
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lexus on wednesday on the first. it's time for the final competition, the final competition of the game, which is called the musical number. in this competition, the guys must show something musical or talk about music. last chance to make it to the semi-finals. not suitable for this stage. fly, st. petersburg. in general, we want to be sincere with you, and this is easiest to do with music. the thing is that something terrible happened at the last game. attention to the screen. teams are worthless, don’t become too hostage to yours in these ways. you, i understand that you are completely different in life, different in life,
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different in life, different in life. oh, finally you don't have to pretend. how hard was it to hide this frame while locked up? vadim, what gave us away? he probably saw us drunkenly breaking down the barrier at makavt at 6 am. yes, we are cool men. okay, i couldn't burp. but that doesn't matter, what matters is that we deceived, pretended to be idiots, let us tell you the truth, we won’t lie to anyone , in fact we are cool, i actually saw breasts, sorry for hiding it from you, but we have children, it’s because of us, san
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petersburg is considered the most beautiful city in russia, but not today, today moscow has become prettier, in fact, we are all strong. our hands are tired, it’s understandable, yesterday seryoga started the train from the pusher, we had 9.00 sex, and not a single one was repeated, after the competition we will continue the work, otherwise the record has stagnated for some reason, yegor alexandrovich, we i saw you only one night, tell me how
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to stop this conveyor? i should have said: yegor alexandrovich, make sure that i never work. since such revelations have begun, let’s reveal all our cards. remember the deodorant commercial? look at your man at me. yes, yes, i am that negro. it’s for us in online stores that they came up with a button to sort by descending price. well, you already know almost everything about us. who is this? yesterday's fu, yesterday's, free,
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well... if that's not enough, now we 'll turn on the anime and won't watch it. exactly, we forgot to tell you that we can dance cool. it looks like you got burned, but it was worth it. yes,
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yes, in fact, we are really the same on stage as in life, and i think that you, vadim, are also belarusian, not for comedic effect. yes, we play computer games, we have problems with girls, some have dermatitis anyway, but this is cool, wait, what ’s cool about this, it’s cool to be yourself. we won't stop watching anime. dota 2 is forever in our hearts, we absolutely adore chips and cola. and it’s much easier to live with laughter. let's face it, and without hesitation. we are living a big dream. we
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play without pretending. we will be with ourselves until the end. we continue the competition of a musical number on this stage, master musi reo named after plekhanov moscow , the boys and i noticed. that kolobok ran away, sang his song to everyone and left young, in fact he is the first gangster rapper, so, hip-hopper kolobok, lost kolobok, where to look for him,
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old stump, stop yelling at me, why are you so wound up, old man corga, because day and night, the kolobok scraped, dad, by the skin, pa-pa-pa-pa barn, well, that’s it, sad. and that’s enough, again these kids and grandma came to the police station with their nonsense, then their mouse broke a testicle, then the animals are stealing turnips, i hope at least this time something serious happened to you, we lost a piece of dough , goodbye, but help, okay, who could steal bread from pensioners, do you also think it’s a forelock? no, i need to interrogate the suspects, bunny! hey, what's wrong? you are so terrible,
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tell me how it all happened. so, you went out onto the porch in the morning? so, let's get down to business. okay, i remember he sang a song to me. what's up, ligavs? by the way, where is your restroom, why do you need it? i'll go bite the barrel! for
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what? it is white and often drains. so, either you talk about the kolobok, or you become an accomplice. okay, okay, i remember he sang me a song. enough is enough, we understand, that’s it, we understand. officer, we found the body, oh, oh, oh, oh, it’s him, yes, my boy, still warm, just a second, there’s red hair here, i think i know who ’s to blame for everything, and i said it was chubais, no , then let us say goodbye to him, every
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time i remember the dough, i remember his childhood, pambar, i was collecting flour, he climbed onto the mantlet, now the baby is dead, you’re the fool, you got swollen and the bun moved, that’s enough, and now we’re ah, remember the blind stretcher or loaf, well, that’s it, we had fun and that’s enough, i think i understood everything, fox, well, hello, policeman, wait a minute, you have flour on your nose, a bun sat on your nose, and then you ate it, uh? never mind, come on, yeah. for the first time i see
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that i came up with an excuse myself. i 'll shoot you now. of what? lord, from the ultrasound. well, that's all for you, chubais, grandfather, i'll have to put you in prison, but only for 2 years, damn it, lifelong
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friends, you may ask why you mixed rap, detective fairy tales, it’s just some kind of hodgepodge, but rap is still a subculture, we went to this together, we are from the same cloth, we haven’t said everything on the first channel yet , master muu is not bad. thank you, this is how the final competition of today's game continues, the musical number competition on this stage is the atomic team with the base boron, the atomic team. friends, in general, this is
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the case here, our zhenya, well zhenya, yesterday was his birthday, he turned thirty, in in general, we thought, why not celebrate this day on the first channel, to the table, guys, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, guys, guys, zhenya is coming, zhenya, congratulations, congratulations, wait, wait. guys, what’s cool, i don’t understand, you
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’re all 30, we’re only 30, we’re a unique generation, no downtime at all, all roll, guys, let’s cheer up, we’re children of the crazy nineties, puberty from the 2000s, we were all born out of love, after all, there were no benefits, we lived under three presidents, but most of the time under one, we lived a little, we still have a union, we’ll probably live a little longer, all this in 30 years. stop singing, please, that's right, if you don't have to sing, then you have to drink, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, guys, i won't drink when i drink at the pesan tower, it looks like, no, i'm a woman ,
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well, why are you falling apart again, yes, because everything is not the same, nothing will be said before, but i also started to go bald, and what, only the god of birds knows about this? i’m 30 years old and i haven’t achieved anything in this life, zhen, what are you saying, no one has achieved anything here, yeah, he’s valieva in general, she won the olympics, the world championship, she sits on the jury of the major league, well, think about how she ’ll be beaten in the top thirty, at least you’re lucky, you’re a nonentity, you’re just me... calm me down, no, it’s true, zhen, yes, yes , yes, yes, yes, zhen, this age has many advantages, listen, if you compare us with young people, we want to focus on one thing, yes, we all already have a mortgage, but at a normal interest rate, we
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know how to choose watermelons, we we know why snils is needed, we can do it without any stress at all. the gift, by the way, is not only the song, but also what you probably wanted most, right behind the scenes came, what? she's not my kind. what about you or me? and where do you live? yes, it’s literally a stone’s throw away in khimki. that's it, run to me, along the way we will knock on people's windows on the second floor and not run away. wow, you're so crazy.
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let's run. sweet, god forbid, you give me a fat one for my birthday, birthdays were celebrated here, weddings were sometimes held here, everyone’s best years are associated with this game, and even if it doesn’t solve all the problems, but this is the basis of the foundation, at least 20, at least. at least 40 game for everyone ages, all this is kv, all this is kvr, all this is the atomic team, the atomic team, thank you!
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let's watch the pilot version of this competition, dear friends, we remind you that this is a brixvision competition, a musical competition of different countries, unlike eurovision, a competition for who has more countries,
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great joke, thank you colleague, earlier we watched the performance of representatives of afghanistan, the taalind team. from brazil, who would be happy to show the number, the old brazilian chanson was dying.
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on kalika palava vastynu, kali, bathed the stop coming. traces for the escape, traces for the escape, prisoners, let's thank the team from brazil, they still have to play for st. petersburg's zenith, at our competition there will be no performance with a bare butt, like at eurovision, because the economy of the brics countries is now on the rise, great joke, thank you, colleague, representatives of the united arab emirates appear on the stage. oh, they sing about how they have a lot of oil. oh, uh, arabs
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are 80% oil. oh, uh, they drill for oil at home, at school, even at the zoo. um, it's all sent to china. china, chinapa, china, china, chinapa, china opa, china. well, finally, dear friends, the main duet of this year is a joint number of two great powers, russia and china, let's listen to what they will sing about, inaudible in the garden, i feel it, and in the morning.
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evenings near moscow, to show the standard of relationships, on the one hand a chinese dragon appears, which symbolizes good luck, prosperity, wealth and strength, on the other hand a gas pipeline appears. which symbolizes luck, prosperity, wealth and strength. russia and china are the womb of relationships.
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a duet of presenters worked for you today margarita simonyan and vladimir solovyov, when no one annoys us, we are such darlings. dear jury, you don’t need to evaluate our competition, just evaluate the idea of ​​​​konstantin lvovich, a great joke, this is not a joke, colleagues, now they gave it, well, that’s it for the competition program. the top, the denouement is ahead, very soon we will find out which of these four teams made it to the semi-finals of the major
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league. i invite the stage team. the rosatom state corporation has established a special prize for the best team. who proved himself in the jury warm-up competition. humor is an inversion common sense, so to speak, the smile of reason. and today the smile of the mind prize from rosatom goes to the kvn atomnaya team.
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will be remembered by everyone, i want you to take the nuclear team as an example, according to my assessments, specifically for them, today i gave all the competitions five points, and we went through the whole game very confidently and accordingly, as they say, the result is you you see, the scoundrels today were the most sincere in my opinion, you are already funny and so funny in different guises, so, so, there is a frame in the shoulders, well, i don’t know, in in general, let's applaud the guys, they appeared today in some other guise, i wish you all good luck, thank you very much, it seemed to be short, yes, yes, thank you, thank you, vadik, kamilla, please, please, you are already the second once on the jury, i have experience, feel free to say everything you think, yes, good evening, i’m glad to be in this place again and next to such people, but i wanted to say that now quen is my love,
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boundless and definitely, exactly mine love. in general, i thank all the teams for the wonderful game, good luck to you, thank you, thank you for being with us, roman, roman postovalov, good evening again everyone, let's applaud the teams, this is a lot of work, literally two words about each, nuclear team, confident, funny, uh, master musi, confidently, not so funny, uh,
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thank you all, guys, for this wonderful evening, i think that today we rightly won over experience and age, thank you very much, thank you, and it really was a great game, it’s time for us to find out the results of this game, i i hope the jury members are ready, ready, so
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scores for the musical number. master muu named after plekhanov, please 5 4 4 54 4.4 the average score for the entire game is 16 points exactly. bezgranie trans-baikal territory. 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5 points exactly and the total score for all four competitions is 17.6 points, lighty st. petersburg is worthless, 5.55, 4.8 points, and the total
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score for the entire game is 18, 6. bordering the transbaikal region, we say goodbye, i hope, until the next season. tenkov bank gives the winning team a tenkov black card worth 400,000 rubles. the tenkov black card is a cashback for purchases with real money,
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access to bank services is a convenient application. congratulations. well, friends, that’s all, dmitry khrustalev was with you. see you on the first channel, bye!
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that’s the salary for captain ganin fedorovich, i mean, i’ll get a promotion when they move the capital from this damned petersburg, it’s so cold, and it’s in the summer, why should you feed a monster today, a horse is missing, you need to keep an eye on it, your watch was stolen, yes. of course, they stole it, go behind the closet, dump it, the whole case is solved, so what is it, who determined my old diary entries for size, herods or not?
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i liked it, it was written somehow, maybe i don’t like it myself, but the drawings, let’s say, are good, yes, during interrogations i became sharper at drawing who stood where, who got punched in the face, or, for example, loud... . it happened, what a victim rogue, although there was someone else who suffered from whom, it all started, but damn, where did it start, somewhere in africa, okay, i’ll tell you as i remember, if i lie somewhere, this is just the story . for good. here it is, we've come, olivia, we've found this damn town, the book should be here, here!
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james, it's crazy we came all this way only to turn back at the last minute. we will get to the end and get our daughter back. i have a bad feeling, no book will help us, our daughter is long dead. i am afraid for you. give it up. just a mortal’s fear of the incomprehensible, with me you have nothing to fear, it smells of death, we were not mistaken, there is no time to argue, follow me.
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sir, it's time for me to go back. could you please pay? james, why? he's seen too much.
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james, please stop, this won't help, the book will only open the way to darkness, darkness necessary, to the world, the darkness will return to me what death took, your death will return life, the life of our daughter, but i don’t want to, please don’t be afraid, olivia, the darkness can resurrect. to do what you need, you will forever suffer from the fact that you could have saved her, but did not .
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well, you understand, the treasure hunter came in large numbers, and let’s muddy the waters, either she stole the book, or it was from her, or she had a husband, or she didn’t, or she killed herself, in general, pure devilry began in the city, that not a day, then a murder, maybe the british do it like that it’s customary for girls to be killed, cut up, and then sewn up like dolls, but we weren’t used to this, well, rumors leaked out, they reached the governor general, he sent his investigator, dug him up, the hell where, don’t think about it, i treat visitors well ,
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we feel sorry for you, let’s quickly hand over except for the arabs and sians, and maybe all sorts of provincials, otherwise let them go bread and salt, that’s a penny for a crust, a penny for a crust, mother, father, well, give it, please, well , father, for a crust, a pretty penny, a crust, the baby is dead, beautiful, but the tongue is cut out, and the lips are protected.
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let malsa go. police, why are you bothering me, ganin, your fourth high weapon is sewn up, your belly
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is like a vendace before stuffing, rasporod, well, you have a comparison, i just didn’t have lunch, you shouldn’t have your honor here. it’s not your position to walk alone, but the skill to admit is not yours, you don’t care if they kill you, but i’m a person who gets used to it, whoever has the skill, they were sent to catch the anarchists, and we have a fourth victim, and you don’t they glued the klester, but it would have cost sandarak resin, since you cursed, and the boys, tramps,
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one chance for three, premiere from monday on the first, slime on the windowsill, don’t touch me, and don’t touch mom, and don’t give orders anymore, we don’t need your help, we can handle it ourselves, and i ’ll save mom myself, well, hello, baby , dear friends, happy medical worker's day. this choir is called angels of hope, children who are deaf from birth sing in it, i am involved in acting, we are happy that we give life hope to our patients, the meeting place is the pelvic bone of little alina, due to
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joint dysplasia, she could not even walk, today she enjoys life and dances, traffic lights, give a visa. an ambulance is on its way to a call, there are serious wounds, it’s hard to watch, but we try to help quickly, after finishing, the doctors of the ambulance teams in donetsk, lugansk, zaporozhye, kherson, kursk and belgorod are awarded, a calling, a prize for the best doctors in russia tomorrow on the first day.
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“i have some, they were worn during life, like the previous ones, also quite recently, why is it deteriorating so beautifully with age, allow me to proceed to a detailed examination, if you please, what do you think it was done with?” cut blade very sharp and wide, possibly a butcher's cleaver, there are no signs of inflammation, death occurred almost instantly, what's there? what
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a game! there is no heart, it was removed after death, the hand is unskillful. look at me, my dear, cool, i need a person who will explain what it is, this is your honor , an egg, apparently a chicken, well... and by the drawing of an expert we’ll find it, funny.

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