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dopamine is about leadership, about achievement, about success, and anticipation, and serotonin, well, anticipation that i will achieve a certain result, yes, i will have yuu, some kind of victory, and if we are talking about serotonin - this is enjoying the view from the window, nature, sitting next to a loved one, watching a movie without hugging, oxytocin - this is when there is already some kind of tactile contact, and we get just this tactile pleasure.
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there is temperament, again you said the word neurotransmitter, happiness largely depends on how our brain works, as we said, how we look at this world, and this depends on what, excuse me, compote of genes we have, there are people who are happier by nature, there are less happy ones, but unfortunately this is the case there is, but let’s remember the paret principle, 20% of efforts give 80% of the result, and we have 40% of the efforts, so 160% of everything depends on us, well, happiness is acute. experiences or is it rather such a long, stable, long, stable, calm, when we are acutely happy about something, we rejoice, joy, now let's try for for me and for our viewers to sort into categories, where is our emotion and joy and where is our happiness? happiness is the path, happiness is peace, happiness is pleasure , the ability to enjoy what we see. around
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and concentrate on some positive aspects, that is, such a skill is long-lasting, prolonged, yes, yes, and if we are talking about melancholic people, they need to develop this skill, because very often people who are such donkeys come to me for consultation oh, everything is bad, oh, how to live further, and just in this case, i recommend acquiring the skill of seeing something positive around, but doesn’t this contradict that concept?
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we are like drug addicts who constantly, constantly increase their dose and end up burning out, if you remember victor franco, he spoke a lot not about happiness, but about meaning, yes, when a person tries to look for meaning, he encounters a lot of challenges, difficulties, problems , when you have many challenges and difficulties, it is much more difficult for you to become happier, in this regard we have a certain choice, it seems to us that if we find the meaning of life, we will become happier, but for many people it will be completely the opposite, this is a very intuitive thought, because happiness is about...
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these tasks are so small, not how to earn 5 extra billion not rubles, but how to get the children ready for school, then the purity of overcoming and the result is also higher, yes, that is. you grew a carrot today, it became better than last year, you were given a school bag for your child, like a poor family, and you have already received the result, and you are already happy, this is exactly what you are talking about, this is joy, the ability to enjoy little things, but for them these are not little things, i will say this, happiness is a skill, yes, i agree, i agree, happiness is added, again we remember about physiology, yes, there were a lot of experiments when they allowed the unfortunate people there. lynxes, mice and rabbits, receive injections of happiness, so to speak, well, injections of those same neurotransmitters, in the end, they went crazy, and i read that when people become chemically dependent on unhealthy substances, approximately the same thing happens, yes , what they get pleasure
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from such a very short debut period of their addiction, yes, and then there’s this endless attempt to disperse the dose, there is no happiness, it turns out that you get tired of this very thing, and i would say here she is. we're happy, wow, how's that? there are imposed values that the average person in society strives to correspond to, that is, it can be a lot of money, it can be a great position, it can be to reach some heights, and so on and so forth, and this may not coincide with his native true values , which he may not even know, because he was raised in such a way that you need to finish school with excellent marks, you need, well, to become happy, yes, i want to work as a welder, and you me... well, figuratively speaking , yes, and you send me somewhere to harvard to study in order to be happy, but i don’t want to, i have a lot, again i repeat myself, such clients who seem to have everything, but they are not happy, they are restless, they they don’t know how, but what do you
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advise them, lie down on the sofa, lie down on the sofa, or on an ottoman on the floor, on the carpet, lie down, and how time to develop a skill, the ability to see. in the moment here now, there is something positive and concentrate on the present, describe the room where they lie, the window, what color the curtains are, there are books, something else, yes, well, that is, a lamp, people, but it is dispassionate do it, fearlessly, or still say, i’m so cool, i see exactly what i see, i’m singing, here’s natalya in a black top with a tablet, in an orange suit, that is, what i see is what i’m singing. so how does it work? they have thoughts, they cannot be in in the present, their thoughts fly away, they are either some kind of, that i’m wasting time, these 10 minutes are lying here, which this fucking psychologist gave me, but i need to sign an agreement there,
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record the moment, look back, this develops just the anterior- the lumbar cortex, which is responsible for the ability to look at things positively on... a podcast about my experience of such unexpected happiness, which i remember all my life, it was many years ago, when i came out after a long course of treatment for cancer, and well it would seem yes, here i go and see a bullfinch in the snow, and i experienced it. an incredible feeling of happiness, just a physiological feeling of happiness, yeah, apparently from some kind of contrast, from the fact that it symbolizes life, from the fact that everything continues, now when i need to put myself in order, and i’m like a person who is purely
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reflective , which means that i very often suffer from, so to speak, despondency, so i remember this moment, and it seems to me that what you are talking about, the ability to see in the moment, works very well. and another practice that helps personally to me, i also recommend it, this is evening gratitude for everything that happened to us, but this is a skill, and in general it seems to me that people are happy, these are people who are grateful first of all, yes, yes, if for two weeks we are every evening write down exactly three people to whom we are grateful, in 2 weeks, in 3 weeks we will become much happier, this is science, we can be grateful to the world, we can be grateful to situations, we can be grateful to god, to ourselves, we can even be grateful...
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’re also good, send her to the forest, you’ve already gone crazy with your collective farm, and this is your bear, it’s fashionable to bring strangers, he’s not mine, i love you, varya, i can’t forget, i’ll leave olga, just tell me, your daughter with a bear. he's confused, he's fucking crazy, he saw it himself, he's gone crazy, teddy bear ermakov was here, i find out that i'll kill both of them, clearly, you missed me, i couldn’t live without you nazar, parka, stop, you’re bothering me, nazar and i love each other, he’ll kill you, he won’t kill you, he found himself another, free nazar, stop it, you’re from- for him already twice ... the voice from death has passed, it means i love him to death, war has been declared, yes, i heard,
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he writes from home, no, he doesn’t write, the devil knows what’s the matter, two shores, the premiere of a serial film from 24 june on the first, who? this is a psyche podcast, and we are looking for the formula for happiness with professor andrei shapenko, psychologist elena guseva. we can't control so much in this world, we can't change the world, the world is neutral, we can't control other people, in fact, and we can't really control our emotions, emotions are connected to our reptilian brain, they're connected to what - this is our nature, but what we can control, we can control behavior, these are different practices and we can manage relationships, that’s when we, through our relationships ,... practice gratitude, we tune our brain, we tune our attention to positive in this life, the next
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time we encounter something, we will automatically try to understand what we are grateful for. well, as einstein said, the most important question that each of us must answer for ourselves is whether the world is dangerous or the world is favorable. this is the practice of gratitude, it allows us to see goodness in this world because it affects our strategy. if the world is dangerous, we close ourselves off, we do not develop, we withdraw into ourselves, if... the world is safe, we are grateful to it, we see opportunities, we see people, we see joy, we see something positive, in the end we become a little happier, from the point of view of effective management, for example, of a team or a sports team, because very often there are such strategies when a person needs to be held, that it’s called being in good shape, yes, when you need to introduce such a system of controlled stress, it seems like a happy person, he is so relaxed, he is less motivated, here it seems to me that dopamine still works, but again i can say that we can achieve and achieve
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a lot and achieve some big goals, but if we don’t know how to relax, we will burn out, so even in the same team , the manager needs to think about how to give colleagues, or even subordinates, this opportunity, to go to barbecue , to a corporate event somewhere, maybe to spend time together, but without training, without come on. without these strict motivations, yes, well, like a boring scientist, i want to say that research says that happy people work better, give more sayings, give more profit, but as a person who, yes, yes, especially people who work with other people, why, because when communicating with another person, the theory of mirror neurons turns on, we adapt to another person, if we communicate with a happy a person, a happy salesperson, for example, we want to buy this thing because we see how happy he is, we want to touch it, happiness is not enough. these sales people, yes, but the second thing, very
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important, in my opinion, is the art of leadership, the art of management is not only to strive for results, not only to be tough on goals, but to be soft towards people, this is such an interesting dichotomy, such a contradiction that not everyone can handle, because if on the one hand you set high goals, you are ambitious, yes, you strive forward, you give direct feedback, you develop, this is... great, but it’s behind you, but if you don’t have humanity, if you don’t create a feeling of this belonging, a sense of security, feelings of happiness, people will follow you only as long as you give results, as soon as something happens, you will do it... lately there have been a lot of requests on the topic of happiness in corporations, it would seem that they come in order to teach people how to manage other people , in the end we are talking about happiness and meaning, this is not manipulation, this is not manipulation, this is what we want, when students, accomplished people, rich people, successful people come to us, they of course come for knowledge, for skills, for
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networking, getting connections, and so on, and then you you start working with them and it turns out that that’s all we all want. achieving a goal creates a reason for happiness, that is, not happiness itself, yes, only a reason for happiness, a by-product, yes. that is , it turns out that a person should strive for success without thinking about what emotions, what kind of pleasure it will bring him? yeah, i want to add that we need to strive for success, but for the so-called subjective success, for the success that comes from the inside and not from the outside, because if we have imposed stories, a simple example, i
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for a long, long time i built a career in the corporate track, in oil companies, went to study abroad, bought into a top business school, found a job in switzerland and achieved success, and then you sit, look at this lake geneva, think, or what? i, is this what i really want, happiness is in the birch trees, happiness is not only in the birches, happiness is in the very challenges that exist here, happiness is in the cultural layer that exists here, in the people who there is, when everything around you is good, here’s the question, is it possible to get enough of happiness, you do you live, everything is fine with you, you walk to work, do you have a family? on weekends, but there is no sense of this, there is no something like this dopamine, probably yes, which we are talking about, there is no realization, yes, because there are two types of happiness, the first happiness is hydonistic happiness and really the easiest way to become happy is when you have learned to manage yourself, meditate,
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go to an ashram, sit there and so on and read mantras, just enjoy life, look at... butterflies, what if all people will do this, then what will happen to the world? but there is another type of happiness, excuse the difficult word, ephdomonic, as aristotle said, this happiness is associated with realization, with giving, with creating something in the world, in order to leave a legacy, that’s all, i remembered a little children’s book, the wizard went around the city, i think it's called, it may be, you remember, a fairy tale, a story about a boy who had magic matches, uh-huh, he broke the match and his every wish was fulfilled, that is, he was absolutely without... of course omnipotent, and he wanted to be happy, and this despite the fact that the children's book, it has such a very adult meaning, it talks about how deeply unhappy, simply crushed by his misfortune and his omnipotence, the accessibility of any desire, this boy turned out to be. i will add that very often we
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think that happiness will be given to us by the result that we will achieve and the things that we will acquire, external, yes, that... we are made by something that we give not, as it were, from the outside but from the inside, yes we don’t take away from the world, but what we give to the world, and it doesn’t come right away, because first, of course, in childhood we are incredibly happy in the moment, then at some age 20-30, we are chasing success, we have a mortgage,
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i understand, i want to push this into projects, but projects that will develop other people who will help other people, not just about money, but about something more, that’s where a person sees, his fire lights up, finally, he has energy, that’s another one of the things that i like, that happiness is energy, here i may disagree, but about the fact that many they believe that if a person is happy on his own, and this is selfishness, but happiness does not lie only in helping, but because if you yourself are not filled, you cannot give a person an understanding of happiness, and i myself have walked this path , i was, i worked as a chief accountant in a company, and it so happened that an illness brought me into psychology, about this, i wrote a book, just the path to happiness, and i... ended up seeing a psychotherapist with the fact that i i don’t know how to continue to live, it’s just that the meanings were lost, and i didn’t understand i wanted to get married, have children, these are imposed values, yes, which
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really need to be, i really wanted to talk about this about those stereotypes of happiness that seem to be offered to us from childhood, well, maybe imposed, but offered as a given, so you have to you want to be happy, get married, have children, get a good education, so that dad and mom are alive and healthy, a house, a dacha paid off. according to the list, yeah, like that, it didn’t work out, that is, it didn’t work out until i internally became happy on my own, i didn’t i was able to help people, that is, such happiness, contrary to stereotypes, happened to you, and my parents, by the way, treated it very harshly, they did not understand me, i went to study at the age of 40, i changed my education, well, i changed my type of activity, received a psychological education, and well, dad literally...
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i must build an exemplary family and so on and so forth, i must follow all the rules, the position is important, because when i live it is external motivation, and when it is important, it is important for me to follow the rules, it is important for me to live according to the law, it is important for me, then there are my values obtained. are there any mechanisms that can be taught to be happy in your personal life? well, firstly, the longest social experiment in history, the so -called harvard experiment, which lasted more than 70 years, suggests that the most important factor in happiness is high-quality, close relationships, in general, everything else basically fades into the background and... for men and women, and if we talk about that, we can talk further about what allows us to build high-quality these relationships, this is, first of all, the ability to cope
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with conflicts, the ability to cope with difference, with the fact that we are very glad, because every person is different, probably, this is some kind of, excuse the popular word, awareness, which helps us to be aware of ourselves, to be aware of others - to understand what is happening in current moment with it's possible to do something about this. helps us move on, that is, a lonely person, in principle, cannot be happy, you know, we are all different, there are people who can be happy, lonely, but a person is a social being, we certainly need that same oxytacin that we are talking about with one on the other hand, we need serotonin, which also depends on our social place, again no one has canceled it, well, you know, you can get oxytocin with cats, you can, yes i agree, yes we need it and no matter how deeply introverted you are was, you still need to drink, just introverts. which is faster, an extrovert a little longer, how to raise children correctly so that they have this skill, as you say, andrey, to be happy, it seems to me that you don’t need to raise children, you need to educate yourself,
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you need to allow them to be themselves, children learn not in words , you can read them a bunch of teachings using an example, if you show them an example, because there is no one more important for children than their parents, they are authorities, yes, they will see an example, they will feel support, well, the second thing is to give them quality. a wonderful person, an amazing woman, a colleague, a friend. anastasia zavoratnyuk, 71 years old, she didn’t feel very
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well, everyone thinks. i wanted to come up and say this can’t be, get up, when in the morning there were terrible, monstrous, blatant publications about a lot of makeup, i wanted to give a face to someone who was not there at all, a person can live after death only in art, only art can defeat death , on saturday on the first.
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what are you doing? no, it looks like i won’t be on the list never. listen, will you not sew for me in turn? well, if i get a job. close eyes. the people behind this door sew haute couture and work with imports. it's disgusting. it's not about the suit, it's about you. when they took you to the section, they warned you that we have special clients here and that the attitude towards them should also be special. tanyusha, do not refuse the courtesy, have dinner with me, i came here to work, not to wag my tail, what are you doing, daibulka, no, no, no, volodya, who is this from the madiysk, here we are trying on the trousers, the date is so modest, and you can’t say that she’s a heartbreaker, so the situation is like this: i met a girl and fell in love with her, haven’t you forgotten that we
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’re discussing our wedding at your house this evening? subtle matters on sunday on the first, marry one, but i love you, it seems different, this is a podcast of the psyche, today we are trying to understand how to be happy, see other episodes on the website of the first channel 1tv.ru, let's give practical advice on how to teach a child to be happy , be happy, give to the child. the right of choice and freedom and the right to make mistakes, because many parents are anxious parents who don’t let their children go, the child got a bad mark, what do we tell him, okay, he got a bad mark, what’s wrong, well , what are the difficulties, don’t scold him, i don’t know, put him in a corner, yes, but to figure out what the reason is, to draw the attention of parents to the fact that what is the strong part in the child, that is precisely to grow, and not
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to educate him, but this is not... the government will not work out later, that the child is happy only then when he gets only what he wanted, give me this one, he then comes to work, they tell him, that means look, you need this, so this is a creative project, this is such a cool one, we will also have such a cool task, but you will also need to do reports, he says, no, i’ll take this, i’ll take this, and the reports will do me unhappy, i can’t afford it, no, we’re talking about a narcissist, yes, that is , such an egocentric person, you say, you don’t have any craving for mathematics, don’t teach it, kids. moderation is paramount, there is no need to demand that your child bring a’s in all subjects, let him bring c’s, calm down, and if you want to make him an excellent student, ask yourself more, as for connivance, no, in this case it is also necessary to build personal boundaries, that is, not allow the child to do whatever he wants, recently i heard a conversation between a child and his mother, child wants chips and says: mom, mom, why
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didn’t you buy me chips, well, you... the circle says every time: that’s it, the most interesting thing is over, but this honeymoon, yes, take it, i’m deeply unhappy, of course he doesn’t say that, he says he’s tired of it, i’m sick of it, i’m hesitant, i don’t want to go there, and this continues from time to time, a similar situation familiar to me, my youngest daughter has already managed to be like chess, cheerleading, some kind of needlework, now it’s quickly ending, but this routine is starting
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to so to speak make it deeply unhappy. then it’s useful to try different things, firstly, and as a person who stubbornly went to music school for a very long time and was deeply unhappy there, i want to help my children find what they really like and... if my eldest daughter goes to the theater studio, went, now she goes to dances again, then the youngest one also seems to have now found it, went there and she really likes it, but here there really is a very fine line, because if we just keep sending children , we will grow up just a generation, as they say now , a generation of fragile snowflakes has grown up, people who constantly leave, if they burn out, i also heard they get fired, they may not even get to work, sorry.
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create a very favorable environment for children, and thanks to this, children are not always able to overcome, there is even such concept: children are winners, children of losers, here with children it’s the same as in management, or rather on the contrary, in managing people it’s the same with children, on the one hand you must be very tough, set clear understandable boundaries, do not humiliate, teach the child set these boundaries, talk about the subject, to the point about behavior, but at the same time be quite soft and accepting, in my case, if a child comes with... so the child himself is upset, it’s just that sometimes he is afraid to show this upset, and the first thing is must be done to help the child to become a little happier than we are, the first basic thing is to learn to work with your emotions, learn to accept these emotions, yes i’m upset, yes i didn’t succeed, the second,
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second important thing, which i’m also trying to teach my children, at least , this happens all the time with deuces, that they didn’t give us this, they didn’t pass it, so i got the wrong option, and so on, i ’m trying to teach that... a deuce is your deuce, there’s nothing wrong with that, yes, this is the result of your actions, let’s really discuss with you now what next time we can make sure you don't get a bad grade, i won't do your homework for you, i tell her, this is your task, i've never done homework with children at all, i say, but if you have a question, you're in you can come to me at any time and you and i will do this, even if i’m somewhere far away, i’m on a business trip, call me, record a voicemail for me, send me a photo of this homework, she understands that she has support, she doesn’t closes herself off from this, she can more... teachers, maybe a teacher behaves in such a way that the child simply shuts down, and you try to teach the child to cope with it, and i, as a pathological excellent student, as a pathological excellent student who always has 5:00, i look at my children and think, well, i probably don’t really want to, so that
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they are like this, because i was an excellent student until i was 30 years old, there is this kind of self-doubt, that you have to constantly prove something to someone, so i’m trying to prevent this from happening, and it seems that we we have come to a very important moment, it is already approximately clear how to learn to be happy. if necessary some special way to learn to be unhappy? i would talk about getting the skill to cope with this? andrei just said, yes, there is such a concept in psychology, containment, that is , the containment of emotions, negative emotions, many parents themselves , unfortunately, do not know how to cope with difficulties, but i don’t know if the boss shouted or if someone stepped on leg, well, figuratively speaking, but i had a fight with my husband and... and the person doesn’t know how to cope with these emotions that he ends up living through, and he doesn’t even know where, he starts yelling at the dog, at the child, somewhere else to pour out these emotions, but he doesn’t sit down, doesn’t write, doesn’t cry, doesn’t
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grieve, maybe gets angry or goes to boxing somewhere to pour out these negative ones emotions are constructive, yes, and cannot teach this to a child accordingly, and the child does not know, he is afraid, he is hiding. one yes, the second may be more protesting, but the parent himself is a fool to talk to, well, figuratively speaking, now you are still more about emotions, and i am more about such a long state, because there are people who speak deeply like this an unhappy person, and for him it is, well , in general, part of his identification, to change his thinking, again we are talking about the fact that happiness is a skill, the ability to be happy is a skill, and to change the thinking of a donkey and when. .. everything is bad, yes, because again, you can see some positive moments in your life, and if a person feels good in this state, this is often such a manipulative strategy, look at how this is not the position of a victim, and what does the victim want, she wants attention when she wants it
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you don’t give me any attention, when i’m conducting group classes, and one of them starts, oh , everything is bad, and what an artist, and they immediately rush in to help. you need to do this, that is, please, this is what andrey also said about the desire to help, and i help and i become happy, but this is not my true goal, well, that is, learned behavior, there is a sacrifice, i’m a rescuer, i rush to help, and then i rake some more, because the victim says: you helped me wrong, well, figuratively speaking, this happens very often this is why here you still need to be aware of what or what role a person plays, or ask a question: i understand correctly that you want me to help you, what exactly is everything, a person immediately has an error, an error, he doesn’t understand, what does he want? he understands that there you have to feel sorry for him, somehow say some words,
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contain him, yes, that is, he does not ask himself, he does not know how to do this, hug me, please, tell me words of support, yes, that is he doesn't know how to ask, he manipulates believes that everyone should turn on, like this at once, your formula for happiness, alexander lon’s quote suits me, this is a body- oriented therapist, happiness is the awareness of one’s growth, that is, it is not an end point, it is... a psychologist, we are pretty cool brought closer to
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understanding how to be happy and how to be unhappy less often, psyche podcast, hello, dear friends, the jokes podcast is on air, i’m vadim golygin, and today: my guest is two completely different people, but we have something definitely general, that's of course kven past, but now i will talk about you as actors, okay, mikhail bashkatov and rinad mukhambayev, i propose to talk today, friends, on the topic of friendship, in a broad sense, of course, we will touch on some, maybe serious points, yes , but first of all, these are stories, of course, anecdotes, and so that, let’s say, it gives.
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you have in your life? well, i probably realize this dramatic story somehow more in the theater, that is, i have a lot there serious roles, some deep ones, in the movies they still prefer to call me in comedies, yes, yes, that is, well, as if because there is such an association, yes there is an association, i get funnier with age, you know what a trail that trails - yes, it’s like, well, he’s a comedian. the same thing is happening to you, and practically the cinema filmography is also growing, and thank god, little by little , yes, yes, for some serious roles - well , mostly comedies, naturally, they called me like that in all sorts of dramas, mostly they almost always killed some bodyguards or something, but it’s an interesting experience just in case , and almost always it’s almost always never been possible to come to an agreement, just imagine if you ’re alone. like this, can it be that it’s not me, my mother is looking, after all,
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please don’t kill me at the end, i had a role, that’s where they killed me, right here on the head of the train, that’s the diesel locomotive itself, that’s with these bridges, i was lying on the belay like this, it was just warm summer and i was tanned like this, only one side was tanned, but behind three takes, i think i was on the train, listen, i had such a case, since we also remembered about the tan, that means we were there, when i studied at the military school there, we stood in a cordon, that is, at the training ground, every post was , there are some berries on one, there are some mushrooms on the other, and there was a post where there was a small lake. there was a village and there was a lake with such yellow sand, that is, in general, such a maldivian belarusian, so we, uh, swam with a friend and lay down to sunbathe and fell asleep in these here in these army shorts, you know, they’re black, it also happened to me that here they’re a little, you know, here they’re practically everywhere, but here they’re a little shorter and just
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the scorching sun and black, we woke up just black, you know, here are our legs the black ones... returned when they went back to school and that means we have a bathhouse every week, and when i was walking through the bathhouse with these legs, someone suddenly, well, you know such friendly jokes, these are all from the army, i suddenly walk -begins, it’s very very very familiar in the team, this is all perceived as very fun, let's talk about friendship, who is it today, for example?
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uh, kids, well, not kids, teenagers and now, it seems to me, the same friendship as you say in the soviet union has certainly remained, yes, yes, i have, because the friend with whom we were friends in childhood, and we parted ways, we were probably about 20, 22 years old, he now lives somewhere, either in norilsk, or somewhere, such a friend, i don’t know where he lives exactly, well, he’s such a cool friend, yes here, but we are always in touch at any time time, and he also went to a place where there was more, yes. in total, we have one friend too, he always said that, he says, one of my friends is a restaurateur, i’m one of my best friends, one of my best friends, i don’t remember his name, that’s how he is, that’s how he is, he’s just everyone considered him their best friend, very friendly, well, i can say that i have no friends left
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from childhood, well, that is, if we are somewhere on a social network somewhere or by chance we may meet there so that we can keep in touch with such no, but kvn, kvn’s past, that is, with we are all our team, no, well, that’s absolutely true, as a rule, we all support each other, we even support each other as friends, yes, it really is, thank you, as they say, to this club, how different is it when you’re 10 years old you lived there with these people in a hotel, at home everywhere, well, you just lived with them around the clock for several years, of course, this is already a connection that will not go away over the years, jokes about friends, how they should be, kind or what ? well, i don’t know what jokes about friends can be, but here you go some, probably, paradoxical in general, because you don’t expect it from a friend, the trick is when he seems to build humor on this, that is, when it seems like each other, and then when he does something, he does something like this, what are you like, well, like the old bearded joke, when he leaves the casino,
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it’s already morning, it’s already dawn, he leaves the casino, drunk in the smoke, a friend, one in only underpants, the second without any underwear, standing like that, on at the taxi stand there are those staggering around, this one who says without panties, kolya, that ’s why i’ve respected you all my life, that you can stop it in time, that’s it, the main thing, of course, is that when i tell jokes, yes, that is, when i’m in company i tell my friends, then of course.
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let's sit there over the fishing rod there for several hours, wait for this bite, if he's not a fisherman, he won't understand, and at this moment he's like that, i say wait, just don't say it, and you and i somehow know the full story that all my friends are circling me he's a fisherman and then i get caught , you know, he hit the reefs, you know, this ship is this one, and you're fishermen, by the way, i'm from astrakhan, of course, i’m a fisherman, but it’s clear that’s where it all probably begins. they don’t tell little children bedtime stories there , the story of yesterday is like this, tomorrow we’ll go fishing, but to be honest, i don’t remember such things , well, we have it there. it was like a joke when in astrakhan they caught such a mayor, i have one story about fishing, we had
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a kavenovskaya shift in the camp on abi, we arrived there, which means schoolchildren and students, and we taught them kvena with them there as counselors and how i’ll entertain you, a little bit of that, a little bit moreover, the program includes a little bit of humor, dancing, a little bit of pioneer camp, a little bit of kvn, as if yes, they taught kvn like, and some kind of thing is already there with... the end of the shift or whatever is approaching means all this to closing, friends came to us, fishermen just like, are you fishing here on the river, what are you doing? and we’re not fishermen at all, he says everything, now we’ll just go fishing, now we’re with the nonsense, that means there, at night we’re going with this nonsense with them, uh, and we have this andrei shilkov, you know, andryukha, yes, he's not a fisherman at all he means, and they came, they brought him some more , just let him walk around with nonsense at night, so we all go with nonsense, and he, and he walks next to the shore with a bottle of champagne and a wine glass and they brought it, it means the guys came for not a fisherman,
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well, this 100% they brought champagne, which means he missed champagne more, so he was like, oh, guys, fishing, great, that’s it, that means we caught this fish, gave it to andryukha and he left, but he lived at my house, and he went to town with fish, i say, put everything in the refrigerator, that means he too, everything i did it, put it in the refrigerator, which means there ’s something in the city... i did it, i came back, so i lied, it’s not the end of the shift, it was the middle of the shift, and this shift lasts for about a week, we’re returning home , i open the door, i can’t understand what’s wrong, something is wrong, yes, yes, the lights were turned off, it’s summer and the lights were turned off, and for several days this fish lay in the refrigerator without light, that is, it’s simple there, that’s why you don’t like fish, yes, i don’t have much of an association, but that’s how my friend went. fishing, he is an avid fisherman, he has no can’t fish, he went fishing, went somewhere far from the region, found a house, as he said, i said, i came to this house,
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knocked, there was an open house on the banks of the volga, there was no one, reeds, no one, i he says, after 2 days he arrived there, after three, he started living, then he came with his own castle, he says, i have a house there, okay, he found a house, the man, can you imagine now, looks at exactly where, where he said, you know, imagine. people forgot there, you know, dear friends, we continue the podcast jokes, and my guests are rinat mukhambayev and mikhail bashkatov, we talk entirely about friendship, well, in principle, we tell jokes on a free topic, which is why we always gather here, if friends are united by hobbies, these are the interesting hobbies you have , well, for example, do you ski, or something like that? on the board, on the board, yes, well, well, it’s like a hobby, what other, maybe secret, things we don’t know about, so that with you, i can
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say exactly what i have, here in moscow, besides , that means, like, friends with whom we moved to moscow, from tomsk there, and who appeared there in the course of work, yes, while filming somewhere, also, yes, i made a huge number of friends when my children started to kindergarten, the parents of my children’s friends, among them there is a lot of... such cynicism, yes, but still, well , you know, it’s given, well, we are still sick, yes, well, roughly speaking, god forbid that everyone were healthy, but nevertheless, but it seems to me that
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