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according to data published in the press, it was stated that machine guns were installed on 2 on these aircraft only starting in 1944, and the machine gun was not intended at all for shooting down enemy aircraft, but specifically for working on ground targets, as happened , that means there was a machine gun in the back, there was a machine gun in front, the plane sharply went into a climb at the back, the navigator sitting in the back was shooting at ground targets along the projector
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, which means a slot between the strut and the spar, such a long slot was made, there a pin was installed, coated with a luminous composition, it was called, yes, through it you could look into this slot and thus precisely navigate where to drop bombs, they called this sight ppr, a very serious name, it is deciphered more simply by steamed turnips, that is, they themselves they cut through and did it themselves, at least that’s what one of the pilots recalls, whether this really happened
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or not, why the sights were not made when the sides came to work in this regiment, i don’t know, but nevertheless, here she rukobolskaya writes that this was so, here ’s what else can be said about the po-2 aircraft, there were several advantages, remarkable advantages of this aircraft, firstly, it was extremely simple and cheap to produce, as well as very cheap to operate, easy to install . easy to repair, which made it, of course, great for production, very profitable for the industry of that time, in addition to everything else , it was very cheap, simple equipment and so on, secondly, the plane was very easy to fly and even for an inexperienced pilot, i can this is evidenced by the fact that it was easy to control, well, the pedals are a bit heavy, but in principle it holds air very well.
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wonderful in any weather, by the way, as for taking off from any site, in winter and summer, this is more or less explainable, there was an option, we showed you in a winter version, a modification on skis, but as for the transition period, spring and autumn, this is where the big difficulties begin and for the reason that i tried this, we all tried this when we were filming the film, in order for the dirt to fly up. the wheels get stuck in the abyss, there was no need, and the girls did it, to throw shields, well, what do shields mean, boards, somewhere , by the way, you had to take them, then it’s one thing to take off, the second thing is to come and sit down, but how easy it is to understand the boards can’t be laid out widely, this means that this is a narrow, well, well, path, not a path, at least a rather narrow path, getting into it at night without illumination is quite difficult, among other things, it had a low speed, so it easily worked at heights,
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without fear of being shot down. the fact is that aircraft like foki-wulfs, mesterschmitts, them, the speed at which they could fly at the minimum, well, the stall speed is approximately the speed of the aircraft operating in twos, about 100-120 km/h, at this speed any german fighter would fall into a tailspin, it was incredibly difficult to beat it, because that he is moving at a speed of 20 km/h, and this 450-500 is passing by, well , go ahead, try to hit him at night, the pilots flew, i repeat, at low level flight almost over the treetops, two at a time, the only biplane that officially won victory in a battle with a jet plane means this same 2 was very widely used for so on... and it doesn’t get on the nerves,
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it doesn’t let you sleep, the endless running around from what you either hear, or a plane is flying, or someone, just brought the germans hysterical, usually, as i told you, it means that they worked at airfields 150 km, 170 km from the front line, but for combat work special jump airfields were made somewhere approximately at a distance of 20-25 km from the front end, in it naturally, these sites... were empty, and in the evening planes flew over them. the germans called these planes either cafe machines, coffee grinder, or nah machine, sewing machine, because of the typical sound of the motor. by 1943, the number of regiments armed with u2 aircraft reached its maximum.
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there were up to 70 air regiments operating at the front, these same night bombers and reconnaissance aircraft. two at a time he could operate in the most... unfavorable weather conditions, i repeat, he held the air remarkably well. in february 1944, in extremely difficult weather conditions, two at a time they struck a colony of enemy armored vehicles in the city area with anti-tank bombs. kartsun-shevchentsevsky. this is a famous case. as a result of this airstrike , the last attempt of the germans to break out of the encirclement was thwarted. well, in conclusion, let's remember those who flew on these planes during the war, the pilots of the famous 588th regiment. 23 pilots were worthy of the title of hero of the soviet union, all the rest were full of orders and medals. look at these faces. look at the faces of these girls who fought
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in the sky for 4 years, defending the honor and independence of our country, because they are just girls, 18-20, 22 years old, no more. look at them, imagine them at the controls at night under fire, sometimes in a burning plane, wounded, returned to duty, look at these faces, here they are in front of you, those who gave us freedom, 79 years ago, on may 9, i said to a saint a holiday for everyone, let's remember while standing those who did not reach this day, honor: glory to everyone, every single one, the people who fought, my father, said an amazing phrase, i could never understand that this, naturally, i am a person not not at war,
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this, this phrase, battle music, this this phrase, i could never understand how those who said it... and my father said it, there is a certain moment when this battle music captures you so much that you cease to understand where you are, you are carried away forward, and this feeling, almost like a feeling of delight, the delight of a person who right now, right now will do something that will lead us all to victory, it covered everyone to one degree or another, as those who fought said ,
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this feeling that i'm ready, i can do this to do, it’s exciting, of course, it’s understandable, but now at that moment when, having bombed, having done this combat work, you begin to return back, bullets are whistling all around, and god forbid you’re a navigator, the pilot, all bloody, is hanging in front like that, yours the friend you were just talking to, this is probably natural for every person. such a feeling of fear, it creeps up to the throat from here, how did they overcome this feeling, how did they not panic, how did they drag the board to the end, then return into formation, they took off again after 5 minutes, back to this hell again, back again, again 5 minutes
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there again, and so 15-20 times a night, i don’t know, i don’t know, i probably know... those who, who were in this situation, i can’t say, i don’t know, i bow, i bow, not at all ashamed, right? i bow down, and i envy them, i envy them, i really want us to now show you a small piece from the film air, just look at these eyes, please, my little one, please, please, my little good one, please, my good one, fly , fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, airplane, fly, please, my little one, please,
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there will be a child in the cookhouse with nazar, it’s heavy, she, the women were chatting just now, what are we going to do, wife, you’re carrying a bear’s bastard, you can kill, you can drive away, who’s there, boy, give me, where did you take him, your boy died, how did he die, he was crying, i heard it, i imagined it, you boy, take it to the house, two banks, the premiere of a serial film, tomorrow after the program time, many years ago, my son brought you child, he is alive. hello, dear friends, the podcast is live
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jokes, i’m vadim galygin, and today my guest is two completely different people, but we definitely have something in common, this is of course the kven past, but now i’ll talk about you as actors, okay, mikhail bashkatov and renat mukhambayev . i propose today to chat, friends, on the topic of friendship. in a broad sense, of course, we will... touch on some, maybe serious points, yes, but first of all these are stories, of course, anecdotes, and so that this, let's say, gives joy, our positive communication touched the souls of the audience and they felt a little more fun, well , let's start with misha, you and i did everything, and i know how very glad i am that you, let's say, went into this... acting side, yes, of course, that is, you already have a large number of roles,
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somewhere we are even together, i think we crossed paths with you then on the set, yes, if there is some now, let’s say a story where you would change roles, because that, after all , they were mostly comedies, yes, but often, yes, almost every comedy as an actor, he has such a dream, after all , something serious like this... this one , to perform some kind of jump, such a leap, so as not to disturb some kind of harmony there between himself and the viewer, yes, that is, after all try what there is, well, how would you like to touch it, that’s how much of this you have in your life? well, i probably realize this dramatic story more in the theater, that is, there i have a lot of serious roles, some deep ones, and in the movies they still prefer to cast me in comedies, yes, yes, that is, well... because that there is such an association, yes there is, there is an association, i get funnier with age, you know , some kind of trail trail, yes, like, well
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, here’s a comedian, renat, well, the same thing happens with you, and practically in cinema, the filmography is also growing, and thank god it’s slowly, yes, yes, for serious roles in some uh, well, mostly comedies, of course, but they called me like that in all sorts of dramas , mostly as some kind of bodyguard or something almost always killed . but it’s an interesting experience just in case, and it’s almost always like this, never before i’ve never been able to come to an agreement, think of one role like this, is it possible that it’s not me that my mother is watching after all, please don’t kill me in the end, i had a role, that’s where you just killed me right on the head of the train , this diesel locomotive itself with these i was lying on the bridge on the belay like this , it was just warm summer and i got tanned like that, only one side got tanned for the whole day. in three takes, i think i was on the train, listen, i had such a case, since they also remembered
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about the tan, it means we were there when i was there i studied at a military school, we stood in a cordon, that is, at a training ground, every post there was something there, on one there were berries, there, on the other there were some mushrooms, and there was a post at which there was a small lake, there village, and there was a lake there with yellow sand, that is, in general, well, such a maldivian belarusian one, so we mean, uh. we took a swim with a friend and went to sunbathe and fell asleep in these army pants, you know, they’re black, it also happened to me that there’s a little bit, you know, here they are right here practically, but here it’s a little... in short, it’s just the scorching sun and black people, and we woke up just black, you know, well, our legs are black, but we returned when we went back to school, and that means we have a bathhouse every week, and uh, when i was walking through the bathhouse with these legs, someone suddenly, well, you know such friendly jokes, these are all army jokes, i’m walking, suddenly
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someone starts. it’s very very, you know , in such a marved team it’s all perceived as very fun, let’s talk about friendship, that’s who today, for example, is a friend, because, uh, times have changed, yes, this is the one who you have in your phone and there are more photos there, because there is, of course , some kind of defining set, yes, that is , we went through something together, and there is such a friend, but it happens that you just have some common hobbies, fishing here or skiing there, and so on, that’s it. in your opinion, there is now a difference in friendship, which maybe the concept was like back in soviet times, or when we were all just kids there, well, not kids, teenagers and now, it seems to me, there is certainly still the same friendship as you say in the soviet union, yes, yes, i have, because a friend with whom we were friends in childhood, and we separated, we were probably years old well
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, 20, 22, he now lives somewhere, either in norilsk, or somewhere here he is... such a friend, i don’t know where he lives exactly, well, he’s such a cool friend, yes, but we’re always in touch any time, he also went to where there is most of everything, we also have one friend, he always said that, one of my friends is a historian, one of my best friend, one of my best friends, i don’t remember his name, that’s how he was, he just considered everyone his best friend, very friendly, well, i can say that i have no friends left. childhood, well, that is, if we are there somewhere on a social network somewhere or maybe by chance we meet there so that we can keep in touch , there are no such people, but kvn kvnovsky past, that is, with our team we are all not well, that’s not at all as a rule, we all even support each other as friends, but this really is true, thank you, as they say to this club, how
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different that when you lived there for 10 years with these people in a hotel, everywhere at home, well , you’re just with them all day and night. lived for several years, of course, this is already a connection that will not go anywhere over the years, jokes about friends, how kind they should be or how, well, i don’t know what jokes about friends can be, well, here are some, probably paradoxical in general, because you don’t expect it from a friend, it’s a catch when he seems to build humor on this, that is, when he seems to be a friend friend, and then when he does something like this he will create that you are like, well, like the old bearded joke, when he leaves the casino it’s already morning, now it’s already light in general, he leaves the casino drunk in the smoke, two friends, one in shorts some, the second with no panties at all, standing like this in the taxi rank, these ones are staggering, and this one, without panties, says,
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kolya, that’s why i’ve respected you all my life, that you can stop in time? this is the main thing, of course, when i tell jokes, that is, in the company i am my own i tell my friends that of course, that is , if a person is not a fisherman, he won’t laugh at jokes about fishing, well, you have to agree , that is, well, it’s very difficult, i had such a case when i was just going with a friend, well, with someone whom you don’t see very often yes, he’s a good friend, you know, to the fullest. confidence, that is, well, that he is also a fisherman, i tell him, listen, i say, well, this is it, well, it’s like explaining to a person how you can sit there, let’s say, over a fishing rod, wait there for several hours for this one bite, in general, if he is not a fisherman, he will not understand, and at this moment he is like, i say, wait, just don’t talk, and you, and i somehow know, the full
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version that all my friends, he is a fisherman, here i get, you know, this one hit a reef, you know, a ship, this one here. and you are fishermen, by the way, yes i am, i’m from astrakhan, of course, i’m a fisherman, but it’s clear, that’s where it all probably begins, they don’t tell bedtime stories there, they generally tell little children stories, yesterday like this, we’ll go to fishing, yes, no, to be honest, i don’t remember such things, well it was like a joke there when we were in astarkhan, they caught such a guy there, i have one. the story with fishing, we had a kavenovskaya shift in the camp on the ob , so schoolchildren and students came there, and we taught them kvn with them there, as counselors and kind of entertained them, a little bit of this, a little bit of that. some kind of shift is already closing and that
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it’s getting close means it’s all about to close, friends came to us, fishermen just, like, why don’t you fish here on the ob, what are you doing? and we ’re not fishermen at all, we’ll all be fishing now, now we are with this nonsense, that means there and then at night we are going with this nonsense with them, and we have... such andrei shilkov, you know, andryukha, yes, he’s not a fisherman at all, he means, but they came, brought more , just let me walk around with nonsense at night, so we are all walking with nonsense, and he, and he is walking next to the shore with a bottle of champagne and a wine glass and they brought it, that means the guys came from not a fisherman, well, they brought champagne, it means he’s more like i missed champagne, so he’s like, oh, guys, fishing, great, that’s it, that means we caught this fish, we just gave it away andryukha and he left, and he lived at my house, and he went to the city with fish, i say, put everything in the refrigerator, that means he did everything, put it in the refrigerator, that means there’s something going on in the city did it, came back, so i
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lied, this is not the end of the shift, it was the middle of the shift, and this shift lasts for about another week, we return home, i open the door, i can’t understand what’s wrong, something is wrong, yes , they turned off the power, it was summer and they turned off the light, and for several days this fish lay in the refrigerator without light. that's just there that's why you don’t like fishing, i don’t really like the association , i have a friend who went fishing, he’s an avid fisherman, he can’t live without fish, he went fishing somewhere far from the region, he left , he found a house, as he said, i said he came to this house, knocked on the door there open house on the banks of the volga no one there reeds no one i say after 2 days i arrived there after three i started living then i came with my own castle he says he says there before there is food, it’s ok, he found a house, the man, can you imagine now, is looking at exactly where where he said, you know, can you imagine, people forgot there, you know,
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dear friends, we continue the podcast of jokes, my guests are rinad mukhambayev and mikhail bashkatov, we talk about friendship, well, in principle, we tell jokes on a free topic, which is why we always gather here . if friends are united by hobbies, these are some interesting hobbies you have, well, for example, you go skiing, yeah, or there, well, something on the board, on the board, yes, well, well, it’s like a hobby , and what other secret ones there might be, about that we don’t know that with you, i can say for sure that i have - here in moscow, besides, it means, some friends with whom we moved to moscow from tomsk, and who appeared there in the course of work, yes, still filming somewhere. i made a huge number of friends when my children went to kindergarten, the parents of my children’s friends, among them there are a lot, in short, i now have
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people whom i can call friends, well , uh, this is not a sad story, but why this, what a sad story, well because he he said that i made friends when i took the children to kindergarten, i thought this was not a sad story, not new friends, who else did i meet there: a doctor of medical sciences, a urologist, let’s say, well, there is an option. there are more, okay, but there are just a huge number of medical anecdotes, that is , exactly, and they are like that - somewhere on the verge of such a certain kind of cynicism, yes, but still, well, you know, it’s given, well, after all, we we are sick, yes, well, roughly speaking, god grant that everyone was healthy, but nevertheless, well, i it seems that this is generally a profession in itself, so i’ve talked with many doctors, it’s impossible to live without a sense of humor, it seems to me, it seems to me that medical jokes are just the toughest, right? tough, the funniest, about a medical joke, a guy comes to a casting at a modeling agency, is very worried, which means this casting person meets him there,
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says, so, so, gorgeous, cheekbones, great, what a chin, powerful, cool, neck, oh , shoulders, torso, that’s good, arms are like that, that’s it, come on, look like that, well done, great, i like it, that's it, but where is the leg? it means he’s thinking, so what to say, what to say, what to tell the truth, what does it mean he got amputated from the waist up, no, they’ll say, he’s inattentive, we don’t need people like that, i’ll say that a shark ate him, damn, what a shark, what am i even talking about? what to say, what to say, i’ll say, i’ll say, i lost it near kandahar, god, god, what does it mean, like hey, hey, boy, where’s the leg, you know, there was such a leg, and... i know this joke, it’s funny , i know how i remembered the same topic when the doctor says to the patient: here you are smoke, and by the way... smoking
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is just so harmful that it, well, just half of your life's journey, it just eats up, exactly half, that's how old you are, he says 30, but it would be 60, we we once talked about friendship, but well , it turns out that hobbies are not always connected, as it turned out, you understand, you are insured, but you are not a fisherman at all, yes, what else can connect, the topic of pets, can connect, then i don't know, do you have a pet belly, oh, listen, yes, you have i got a dog, 2 years, 2 years ago, yes, and i realized that there is a whole community, this is a kind of subculture of dog lovers, that is, you kind of, well, i didn’t even intend to become part of this, like, you go out in the morning, hello, hello, and there, hello, who are you? this is with you and
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that is, they start asking questions and you ’re like, especially at first, you don’t even know how to answer, like what kind of food do you feed, what kind of food do you feed, we eat everything ourselves , then we give it to him, and they, that is, here they are. - as if involuntarily you begin to communicate with not by people you know on some topics that are unfamiliar to you, why , well, try this, and this is why they still get together in a heap , these dogs, when there are five of them, they go with the dogs and walk and next to the handicap of the owners too. well, the director advertises that he needs an assistant, an employee, a personal assistant, which means, well, he has computer knowledge, prerequisites, knowledge of a foreign language, and, as it were, the ability to work, draw up work with
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documentation, and that means... ko posted an ad, there was a knock on the door, he opened it, there a dog, which means she comes in like that, it’s important, he just rubbed his eyes like that, you know, she sits down in a chair and says, but i think you can’t find a better candidate, i said in the ad, as you understand, he says, yes, i understand , but if you read the ad carefully, then it says the ability to create documentation, easily, takes a pen, then a sheet of paper from the table. here and there the plan of events there for the year consists of planning this there, holding meetings there, staging something, this is the timing, he wrote all the paper down says wait, wait, wait, dog , wait, did you read computer knowledge there , okay, so what’s the password he said , i got into the table there, i know the accounting there, he’s just in shock, he says, but if you
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read nikli’s ad to the end, it’s still like that all the time, okay, well, let’s say, meow, it was said, knowledge of a foreign language, the dog had another similar joke, when the advertisement was for sale a talking dog, yes, a man was sitting at home, he was looking through an advertisement in the newspaper, reading something, a talking dog was for sale, he he thinks people are crazy, the price is 100,000 rubles, he thinks that someone is making fun of him, 100,000 rubles, a talking dog.
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well, i was born there, i don’t remember anymore, somewhere in the village, but i’m purebred, i have a mother, so there was someone like that there, a father like this, then, it means i was so young, bad, that i was driving somewhere, then they transported me to the city. then i had time there, which means they took me, i served a little in the army, then after that at customs, that is, well , i saw everything in life, yes, so what, while i was talking everywhere there, i heard something some foreign languages, well, conversation in english, i can support something somewhere, in principle i can look for truffles, well, in principle i can do nothing, just sit at home, we can have tea in the evenings and chat there, because i i can speak on any topic, because my owner has a library, i read, you see, lenin, his collected works, everything. i can read marxism, communism or the library of adventures, we can pick up any work of zaniness there, that is, in general fantasy, science fiction, well we can just sit with you and talk about any topic, and he says,
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you - you don’t understand that a guy comes in like this, well, how did we talk, he says, you, i just started talking, are you 100,000 rubles, he says, well, yes, 100,000 rubles. yes, you don’t understand, this is a talking dog, i just heard him, we were talking, yes, he’s worth, he’s worth millions, millions of dollars, and this guy is like, you know, his hair is popping, already in a suit, he says, well, first of all , he told you everything, let’s continue the joke podcast, renat, mikhail, stayed with us in the studio and are ready to tell a couple more amazing stories and anecdotes, please, renat, you said you like short jokes, but you know some, long ones , artistic and theatrical, i adore them, especially when they tell some stories there, you know, who works in the theater there
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, movie actors, it’s just that sometimes you listen already , even you even know this joke, you just know for the ears of the sweet how it sounds from the lips of some master there, you don’t like jokes like that, well, i like long ones, but i also like such? a little stupid, come on, we are all like that, like that, yes, when there is a steppe joke like this, when a reporter, steppe joke, when a reporter, a reporter came to a shepherd, in the steppe there, a sheep is grazing, so he asks him, tell me, how much wool is there? your sheep yield a year, he says, well, it depends on what kind, he says, well, white ones, let’s say white ones, he says, they yield one and a half tons of wool a year, he says, but what about black ones? and the black ones give one and a half tons, he says that he would combine it, just say three 3 tons give everything, let’s write further, he he says, tell me, how much food do they consume, this is how much feed of this grass, he says, well, again, it depends on what kind, if
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white, he says, then they eat about 3 tons a year, he says, but black, and blacks eat 3 tons a year, somewhere he says, stop, what are you saying, are you driving at all or something, you can’t say it normally, just unite, why? something so stupid, i’ll read it now, i have a little book here, but i’ll read it because it needs to be told quickly, you ’ll forgive me, dear viewers, but anyway no less, the exam is going on, that is, the topic was presented there, the exam is going on. the professor says to the student: there are 500 bricks on board the plane, one brick fell out of the plane, how many bricks are left on board, the student says: well, that's easy, 499, the professor says: right, the next question is: how
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to put an elephant in the refrigerator in three steps? the student says: first, open the refrigerator, second, put the elephant in there, third, close the refrigerator. professor, okay, how do you put a deer in the refrigerator in four steps? student, first - open refrigerator, second - take out the elephant, third - put the deer down and fourth - close the refrigerator professor, excellent. next question: it’s the king of beasts, the lion’s birthday, all the animals came except one, why the student, because the deer is still in the refrigerator, the professor is great, next, can granny walk through the swamp with crocodiles? the student, of course, can, because all the crocodiles are at lev’s birthday party, professor, okay, and now the last question: grandma went through, went through an empty swamp, but still died, what happened to her, student? she drowned, professor, no, a brick fell on her, which fell out of the plane for a retake, that is, i always imagined that this is who sits there and writes such jokes, and there, well, there’s like one joke, when
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a guy is lying at home on on the couch, doesn’t call the girl, hello, hi, she says, hi, i say, what are you doing, she says, nothing, i’m home alone, my parents left for tomorrow, they’ll only come tomorrow, he says, maybe i ’ll come to you then? she says: come on, come on, he says we’ll drink wine there, maybe let’s go, come on, a movie... let's see, yes, she says, come on, come on, let's massage each other , yes, she says, come on, let's kiss there, yes, come on, let's make love, come on, come on, who this is about a son, so two friends are meeting, and he says, what’s wrong with you, he says, your eyes are so huge, he says, son, son, i had a son, can you imagine, after five daughters i had a son , after five daughters, the son, he
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says who he looks like, like you or there or here, he says, but we haven’t looked in person yet, some jokes that can be called anecdotal, it happened, you had something like this, yes, of course, we them, uh, what happened in our lives was a joke, we pulled out the stage, no, no, and we had something to do with it , it was clear from your command there like this all. what's going on, we had a case when we wrote a song competition about a migration service worker and an illegal immigrant about love, yes, i remember that, yes, this song, and i think we went somewhere to baku on tour, here in we’re lying in the hotel, we’ve just arrived and azamatu calls a woman and yells at him phone, why did you write a number about me, it turns out there was a woman in kamyziak who worked for the migration service, she fell in love with an illegal immigrant and it’s all about the song, she taught her to play chess, that’s all, that’s how we got there, five times there, probably for the song,
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she watches on tv, so yes they are, what are they, it’s not she who immediately thinks that there is a rat in her team, only the two of us knew about chess, you know, this is a game for two, i remember, in times when there were all these promotions, look under the lid, that is, there were games there, you know, two of my friends told me, they come to the village store, but there it’s all like, you know, like a village village store, and that means everything in these , you win and how many cars there are, an apartment, there’s a bunch of other prizes, some kind of caps there and that means there are still a few liters of this there uh drink there you can win there they mean they took the bottle and opened it if one of them looks and there uh under the cap it says 3 liters, that is and there you can win there nothing that is you buy a small bottle they bought.
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she looks at 3l, she sees that it’s 3l, he says, well, come on, she, what should i give you, he says, well, let’s start already, well , 3l, the game is like that, she, not me, is like that i don’t play games, mishanka, but there are some regional ones like that, remember, the joke that immediately comes to mind is, well, this is an old one, i don’t know, it’s some kind of, probably, soviet joke. about shuttle diplomacy, henry kissinger is asked what shuttle
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diplomacy is, he says: well, let’s say, let’s say, i need to marry off my wife rockefeller for a simple siberian man, i go to siberia, to the village, i find a hefty man there, i say, do you want to marry rockefeller’s daughter, yes, well, i beg you, we have a lot of our own girls here, cool, why do i need this? is it new york? “yes, but she’s the daughter of a billionaire, that’s my department, and then i go to the board of a swiss bank, i say, do you want a simple siberian guy to be a member of the board, that you’re crazy, yes, but he’ll take rockefeller, he says, well, that’s they separated me, then i go to rockefeller, i say, if you want your daughter to get married in simple siberian language, they say:
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they end up on a desert island, also an old joke, in my opinion, and a belarusian starts gardening there, her potatoes are all as they should be, everything is growing, he has a russian there the cattle appeared, so somehow they met, they said, let's unite into one household, we will live together, we will have everything, everything, they unite and there is a knock on the door, the door opens, a kazakh is standing there, saying: hello, i’m your new district police officer, young, that means quite
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the lieutenant is so green, he was messing around with makarov, he was standing somewhere in an outfit there in a guard and lost it somewhere, so hand in the outfit now, and now a new one just like it will arrive . tekha, and he’s looking and it’s not there anywhere, he already has it, and i lost the gun, what is putin, god, looking for me, they’re going through everything there, pussy, he’s looking, he’s opened all the bedside tables, in the closet, on the windowsill, nowhere at all, in the corridor, in general, he’s just panicking, that’s it, there’s no service weapon, that’s it, now he’ll be deprived of his rank, there will be other ones, where’s everything, no, no pistol, that’s it, and he’s already where, where i was, where would i be, what am i doing, what am i doing, god, what will happen to me, i smoked, i smoked, that’s right, he’s crawling out into the street, crawling under the bench near this smoking room , it stinks of bulls in general, he’s wearing just ironed trousers crawling in the grass where you pistol looked there with his hands in general he got black hands from all of this, these bulls are lying around, he once again under the bench there he returned there everything crawled out already there are such holes there on his knees he’s just where
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where he’s just crawling here katya misha home parents they called the children in the sandbox were playing and he stripes... when a guy is lying on the couch and a girl calls him, he picks up the phone, she says to him: hi, he says: hi, what are you doing? nothing, he says, i’m lying on the sofa, he says, my parents have left, they’ll only arrive tomorrow, what if you come? he says: come on, come on, she says, let's watch tv, yes, come on
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, let's drink wine, yes, come on, come on, we'll give each other a massage, yes, come on, come on? let's kiss, yes, come on, let's make love, oh, i got the hint, i'm leaving to sum up our conversation, yes, look, despite the fact that you are not a fisherman, in general, and we are both not kazakhs, that is, it is still a hobby, they may be different, but still friendship, as you say, it can.
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and the best thing is that, probably, what unites us is still humor, yes, and the fact that we played in kvn, we played, in general, it was great, there, well, thank god, not somewhere out there have you heard something about this, so, and i would like to address our viewers, maybe after today’s episode or right now, you will still remember about some friend of yours, just call him or write, i i think that this will only make things more positive for everyone, you. and of course to your friend, that’s it, keep your friendship, tell each other funny stories and jokes, this should make everyone a little more positive, that’s what the podcast jokes are for, so we say goodbye to you for today, thank you, dear friends, thank you to you, friends who watched us, until we meet again, bye,
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when i served as a post office manager, whom i met, a shaggy man and a geologist, looking at the map on the white wall, he grinned. he told me how the taiga was crying, without a man, she
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i’m alone, there’s no post office, they have a carrier, that means we’re on our way there, that means we’re on our way there, we’re hiding in the sky, the drunken stars are looking at the piss, we’re getting fabulous talc, i’m serving tavini. black fairy tales of white winter, big trees melt us at night, black fairy tales about pink snow, pink snow, even in our dreams, and at night satan walks through the forest and gathers. fresh souls, new blood, winter has received, and it will receive you, and you,
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it will receive, the clouds have fallen away, the drunken stars are looking down, and they serve the kemri of the fairytale taiga, the cloud is dying in the sky, the stars are pleasant they look at the pist, the wilds of fairy tales, and i fall to them.
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fabulous taiga in the podcast 20 years later vadim samoyel. and albert potapkin, our guests are two legends: vadim samoilov, founder, musician, composer, poet,
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arranger and generally the leader of the agatha christie group to this day, which is very, very pleasant, thanks to vadim, this group is one of my most favorite bands, still exists, and a legend who has worked with countless bands, the most prominent of which are nautilus pompilius, aquarium. this is a drummer, musician, now in the group agata christie is lucky that he is with them, albert potapkin, hello, albert, hello, vadim, good evening, the song is fabulous taiga, a great hit, as you called it, ironic, somehow, wait, well, not a parody, but like this, well yes, this is in a sense a parody, yes, an aesthetic joke, yes, at one time it so happened that with this trick we anticipated such a later legendary project, like an old song about the main thing, remember, there was, because... frankly such a reference to the music from gaidai's film, the wonderful music.

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