tv Mi iz dzhaza 1TV June 29, 2024 3:15pm-5:01pm MSK
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i know who did it, who? soviet, he basically threw in twenty and took the entire cash register. why did you decide that it was soviet? because it was ambush. they were waiting for us, they knew that we were bringing money, but it could also be local thieves who found out about the money. yes, it could be so, only... i noticed in the billiard room, one of savitsky’s six had a bandaged paw, the one sitting in the jeep had his hand bandaged in exactly the same way, and one of the cops had neomon boots, and the cossacks were worth $ 400, savitsky, he pushed this idea, i’ll return the money, it’s a matter of honor, savitsky will give me everything, and also... they’ll pay on top,
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no, we’ll play another game, we’ll do it beautiful and elegant. game, i just hear the game, if you don’t like it, do what you want, just don’t bother me, your gang has crawled out, see you later, hi, come on, now more. andrei andreevich, i have information, the moscow people have decided to punish us, to punish me, in what way, to put you up for money
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in a big game, they reported from moscow that a terrible class player is coming here, his clique is a classic. because he always mows down the signatory for literature and blabbers, i wonder where he read, it’s clear where, we have one the barracks in the zone, there will be another guy with him, a rapist, so that the master does not sweat when he drags our money from the hall, of course, he knows that the main thing is not to win, the main thing is to get, now you won’t go to a big game, so now that i know everything, i will go to the big game, thank you, allow me, irina, i will help you, please,
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of the writers’ union, and he kept telling his woman about some scribbler, ugh, furmanov, no, florkin. frolden, faulkner, exactly volkner, go walk the dog, volkner, who are you, ravenkovsky athletes, on we’re going to the olympics, let’s be honest, what did you forget there, well, kolya wants to answer. french cuisine, try the frog, compare. kvn. fourth - quarterfinals. watch the time after the program. the man got so drunk that he woke up in another city. the final
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some kind of kanura, such as a luxury or junior suite? unfortunately, there are only double rooms left, that's right, that's right, then i'll take the whole thing, i'll take a look now, young man, young man. “unfortunately, we don’t have any free rooms, but he’s leaving from number sixty-nine in 2 days, so you’ll be left alone, agreed, 69, that means 69, oh, come on, taxi man, great , what should i call you, yuri , but i’ve just got everything
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ready, wow, yes, now let’s celebrate our acquaintance, sorry, buddy, here’s the thing, i’m an athlete, oh, i was waiting for you like family, i thought, man, he’d come from the road, rose, but i have everything, what do you mean you were waiting for me? is this your first time seeing me? what difference does it make, you or someone else? my principle, yurik, is this: i’m the only one who doesn’t drink, you know? and i have a vetek, the principle is that i don’t drink at all. what are you talking about, so what? and how to live with these people? what sport are you
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an athlete in? alone, immersed in calculations, with a blunt cue, armed, he is playing billiards with two balls, playing since the very morning. immortal anegin. imagine, you are in a black tight-fitting dress, in a bois of ostrich keriers, i hug you with extraordinary ease, throw you on a green branch, but so a thousand dollars, and at the same time i say,
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the carp of my daughter, on your window, crying. warm home inside me, raindrops on my face, droplets of rain on your face are crying, warm to you, you sat here all evening, chattering and didn’t notice, no, you definitely have a computer instead of a soul, an electronic guidance system, like in fighter planes, hurry up...
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“you’ll stay with her in your luxurious cabin, but that’s possible, my stove is a beast, money, tomorrow people will come, take the goods and pay, well, i’ll make an agreement with the girl myself, well, damn, i’m your debtor, well then, it’s a deal.” , by hand, she was called the standard of female
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beauty, both those older and those younger fell in love with her, the star achieved everything she wanted and could cope with any problem, she couldn’t overcome one thing, an illness that turned out to be incurable, i didn’t leave her one step at all, i slept next to her, the way she perceived changes in appearance was very painful, we hung mirrors, hid only in the dark, she is the light hated, she hoped, fought, but burned out at the very pinnacle of success, for her family it was... it was hell, but after death this hell continued, money, threats, real estate sales, mutual reproaches from dmitry shepelev and zhanna's father vladimir friske. if we didn't trust this person, she might maybe at least another six months, but i would have lived. our exclusive life after life, zhanna. i always say, guys, what will happen will be. and this cannot be avoided. exclusive with dmitry borisov. premiere, today on the first.
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i love these resort parties, bars, restaurants, music, sun, dancing until the morning, we live on the vibrations of noise, so we don’t even notice, welcome bodrum, there is a stereotype that turkish men are partying, this is not a national trait, but all over the world there are men who love to flirt, they look after you beautifully, they give gifts, but we don’t attach any importance to gifts, life itself in such a place is already... a gift, so what do you have here, i recommend pistachio with white mix, come on, damn it, take it, take it, take it, take it, opal, more, mash, the lives of others, the premiere, tomorrow at the first, we need to break up, why, because you love someone else, well, that’s all, that ’s all, what are you talking about, we can’t see each other anymore, it’s not good,
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why, what did you make up? kosya, you will come tomorrow, she will rest, she loves you, no, not yet, but she will love you, you know, i know how to get my way, this is mine, i despise you, let me go, two shores, the premiere of a multi-part film, from monday on the first, get out of the way, give in, i love her more than life itself, i understand, this is for your mother,
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i’m not playing for a while, me too, and 100 dollars in a pyramid for you is it absolutely okay that the heart came? yes, they are fooling around, hey, master, open up, oh, hello, jump in, darling, oh, like that, yeah, here, here, here , here, like it’s warm, on the fifteenth croisze, corner, beautifully played, the thirteenth in the corner, thanks for the game.
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oh, lord, i already said, i’m not interested, go away, i agree, let it be uninteresting, but i have another offer, i’m offering you a wonderful one. adventure, now you and i will go into the forest and collect a whole basket of roses, uh-huh, funny, yes, i know one place not far away where they bloom especially beautifully in december, then
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well, what did i say? here they are. oh, you brought them here, hid them under the snow, specially for me. you have to come up with this, i didn’t come up with anything, i just once played april’s brother in a fairy tale for 12 months, some of my abilities have been preserved since then, so that means you’re an actor, not really, mom and dad did a bad job, they deprived you there, in my opinion,
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it’s a sin for you to complain about them, so what do you do, sports for the soul, business for money, i wonder, now i decided to take care of you, in my opinion i just fell in love with you, i also love you very much, and i also love dry martin, lobster. and karievsky islands, near i have an offer for you, this has already been, this is another offer, do you want me to promote you, i have many friends in show business, so i immediately came, saw and promoted you, no, i saw you. i have a flash in my eyes, i
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“i just need to drop another meter of weight, about a buck, then it’s definitely enough, it’s possible, why are you so afraid, look, he’s probably 200 years old, and if he’s a maniac, you like to watch people, it seems to me”? they got rid of some kind of burden here, i love him, and i don’t need anyone else, the conqueror of women’s hearts, without a single defeat, my parents insisted on the wedding for a long time, they are delighted with my husband and his activities, there will not be the future that you
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you draw so colorfully for us, i can tell our readers about our first time, the film... alexandra balueva, hotel, premiere, super-camera movie about the understatement between people that arises and smolders inside for years, a black shadow in the hidden depths of the soul, for me this is a movie by a man who needed to speak out, about people who want to speak out, today on the first, i told you, don’t mess with him, did something happen?
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how could you, i trusted you, i protected you in any situation, when everyone was against, and you, when i entered the room, i saw my notebook there, i began to leaf through this book and there i found the notes that tanya had made when everyone was dying, here are our relatives, little tanya savicheva made... the first entry in her diary: scared, falling bombs, she didn’t come down from her apartment, here, in this school bomb shelter, very pale, very thin, very weak, all the toys lay face down and were covered with a black rag, they asked me
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what it was, i told them, they died from hunger, aunt dusya, when i left for work, then she closed the room and tanya was sitting on the stairs, the last person to see... tanya, this is vasya krylov, when i say that tanya savevich is my relative, some say that this is not true, the tanya savichevs all died, i almost cried , but we survived, in memory of tanya savicheva on monday at the first, thank you, bon appetit, andre, good morning, andrey andrevich, hello, how are you getting into it? nothing, little by little, well, the classic guy is training, the working muscle is pumping, but where? she's in the pool with this
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listen, who is that gray-haired party who was with you in the tavern, the great, terrible mountaineer, in all the billiard halls of moscow, st. petersburg and odessa they call him the classic, why? because he claims to be a signatory, in fact he is a professional player, an industrialist, as they said in monarchical times, which is what i am in general. i understand why you are not interested in a young , oldest man, when next to you, i, of course, am not great yet, but i can be terrible, and you also make a living with him, no, but not i’m capable of sin, tell me, how many classics can you? a lot, but some people don’t earn as much in their entire lives as a classic player can earn in one well-prepared game,
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which means well-prepared, he’s cheating, yes, what are you talking about, billiardi is cheating, it’s almost impossible, but then how does he always win, it’s like in any fight, each fighter has his own signature blow, the classic has a favorite move, the lehmann strike is called, well... such a player fell, he took it all away, and after him no one could repeat it, the classic somehow got too crazy, if he happens to break, so, he hits the top of the pyramid, into the central ball, bam, the balls roll out, his betok rolls back, and becomes, as they say, under the party, then he immediately hits the whole party, as they say, with one thing... the cue can win, it’s interesting, it would be interesting to watch, also, that’s for sure, when a classic
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and good afternoon, mr. writer. “ unfortunately, we didn’t have time to meet you yesterday, so i don’t have the opportunity to greet you by name and patronymic, nikolai vasilyevich, oh, just like gogol, andrei andreevich, irina, i’m very glad, don’t take it as pretentious, but i heard yesterday that you are going to buy a house, yes, your native land.” so to speak, a place on the map of the homeland is the size of a penny coin, so i walk, look, remember, and at the same time train my heart muscle.
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yes, so god forbid it doesn’t let me down, i understand, well the house where you want to buy, in the city or in the village, but i don’t know yet, i could show you one or two decent houses in the city, by the way, you will play today, of course, in which case i’ll see you in the evening. so, is it okay that you prepared a present? you have
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a lot of these, a whole box, can i take it? take it, just get away from me, let me sleep, oh, debauchery, drinking, two of the most tiring activities, the hand should be completely relaxed, free, that’s the whole secret, and you need to aim here, in the middle of the cue ball, oh, good evening, sir writer. good evening, you are disappointing our colleagues, they are ready to give you a decisive battle, but it’s boring to play when the stakes are just ridiculous, i don’t know, you really understand me, so, do you want to play with me?
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what's the rate? 50 thousand dollars, 100 50, 150 thousand dollars, you have it, right? andrey andreevich, of course, well, since you accept my challenge, your conditions, blitz, tournament, american, one game, the winner takes everything, cool, and you’re not afraid to bet that amount on one game, ugh, i took a big risk, the panili was gone, only so, what if you lose, what about the house, the dream
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of living and working quietly? well, don’t worry about that, i won’t shoot myself. i have contracts with two foreign publishing houses, with a film studio, i will write a couple of scripts in 2 years and will return the entire amount. you offered your terms, i offer mine. let's agree on mutual guarantees. hmm, please, it's in my best interest. before the game , we will place bets in the bank on a general account and make the appropriate instructions: refusal to play for any reason is considered a loss, the winner takes cash or transfers the entire amount to his account, do you agree? i have another proposal: i don’t want to get involved with the bank, it’s a bunch of tedious
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formalities, and it’s also much more interesting. commissions and the duel will be organized in the most careful manner, this is in our common interests, i agree, then i will ask the young man to contact the monarch, tomorrow afternoon we will settle all the formalities and we can play in the evening, no, i have
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several pending matters scheduled for tomorrow, in the evening: i’ll get up, i won’t be in a good mood, and extra spectators won’t do us any good what, the day after tomorrow at 12:00 suits you, quite, maestro, you seem to have matured. record rate, which is typical, my friend, yuri, andrei andrevich, wow, again adventures, how beautiful you look, and it was here that ivan the terrible founded astrakhan, here the legend goes that stepan razin kept his treasures in barrels on the banks of our astrakhan ravines guns, found all the guns, found all the barrels, please tell me, searches. continue, this is one of the best things in my life, what you give us, borscht, unusual borscht, fish borscht, i would come back again for this borscht more than once, you decided that you will cook, yes, remember, gita told us
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about caviar, i will marinate it, add a secret to it, and i will make cold soup, then i will add smoked fish, it’s time to start, let’s go, premiere, cooks on wheels, tomorrow on the first day, the servant didn’t like living in... in a shared apartment with a heifer goat, so he made a firm man’s decision to move in with the bull. in cartoons we see donkeys as so sad, real donkeys are very characteristic, if he’s offended, then he’s offended, if he’s happy, then he’s right he’s happy, i’ve seen a lot of dogs, so it’s definitely a bear, everyone treats them very kindly with love, an intelligent animal, just smart and fast, beautiful, you understand everything, mega well-mannered, very...
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when you joined, i understood, that no one had any questions about the song anymore, she added, the hall just began to go wild, you have such a wonderful son, such an active stage, you have love for the stage too, the most important thing, looking at you, i think that all the families in our the country will sing with children, we continue our beautiful, two stars, fathers and sons, tomorrow is on the first day, come call me, tell me that everything
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is fine, and i will see off ira and come, but it seemed to me that you wanted to spend this evening with me. you see, irochka, sovitsky made me an offer that i can’t refuse, as one great mafioso said, i need to discuss something with yura , contact one person, well, then come to me, i’ll be free late, it’s okay, i’ll wait, i want to tell you that i am not the hero of your novel.
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you know, cash is big now problems, to be honest, i didn’t expect that... he would raise the bar so high, i have money, but most of it is now in business, well, yes, it is necessary, but to play i need 100,000, and in my opinion, you you're taking a risk, andryusha, the fact is that the game is all in my hands, otherwise he would never have been able to raise me to such a bet, the classic himself blocked the opportunity for himself to jump off, he set a condition, to invite the monarch as an arbiter, you understand, yes, the monarch - this is serious, don't be afraid, i won't
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lose, that's out of the question, yes, then tell me why, i was with you. on the prince and candles in half an hour, make it quieter, did you read the last tv park, no, that one has a spread about... ride a cart and a photo, but this is a plague, you look, and you have the feeling that he will tear you apart with one glance, yes, he also pulled out five, and you would go against him for a couple of million bucks, am i a fool or what, what a finger, a pack, when i go to bed, you will come to me, read a book, what? nikolaevich, kitten,
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you and i will decide this later, okay, well, smart girl, natasha, yes, take mashenka, mademoiselle, it’s high time for bed, go, and grandpa andrei and i are here, we’ll have a serious conversation , dad, i promise that he will come to me, everything you say is convincing. i'll give you money, but how will you respond? everyone, okay, you will give me all your business, tents, excursion bureau, girls, this is my condition, i agree, well then, come on, andryush, we will write it all down.
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on paper, you know, such times have come that words are like garbage, but you know me, and you know me, if anything, then your mumi, andryusha, will be found in africa, the tomb of some third-rate pharaoh, nikolai vasilievich. hello, welcome, i was just going to make a phone call, i wanted to know when to expect you, it’s more convenient and calmer to call from the hall than from the room, i always work ahead, a habit of my youth, otherwise life would be boring. it’s uncomfortable, you’re probably
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called me yourself, yes, i wonder when i did it,” “your friend, yuri, just called me and said that you were waiting for me here, didn’t it seem strange to you that i called myself, you weren’t surprised by such an invitation, it seems that i’ve long since left that happy age when you make dates, go to bed, don’t open the door for anyone, don’t answer the phone, you tell me understood, well, you suffered because of me, irochka, you didn’t understand, it was you who suffered because of
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me, your hand is crippled, what can i do? help you, you can help me, give me your word that tomorrow, before 10:00 in the morning, you will go home, okay, but why did you call this savkina, well, yes, so what? yes, i don’t like her, she’s one of those people who takes the bag and goes... to clean up after the dogs in the yard, so what? and she doesn't have any dog. kvn, fourth quarterfinal. watch after.
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we’ll give away beauty, we ran into the wrong people, anyuta, you’re here, cool, we need to prepare an overclocking dish, ram cookies, this is a ritual cookie, wishes for fertility and fertility in the family, it smells very tasty, we will use two textures of podskaturst fabric, this will highlight the beauty of the bride’s costume, the brighter the color, the closer to the age of childbearing the elderly woman’s festive costume is completely black, well , let’s go to the ransom, why did you come to me, i’m not coming to you,
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hello, after all, at that time we knew how to relax, our premiere, we’re playing a wedding, tomorrow is the first party, who, what’s going on? "we didn't agree that way, commander, plans changing, we’ve brought out, can you imagine, three soviet bulls, we met, soviet, well, well , nothing, nothing, nothing, it’s even better, we won’t have to arrange any heart attacks, call an ambulance, it turns out that he arranged everything for us, right?” , i ’ll take you to the hospital immediately,
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we’ll sort this out later, now we need to get on with business, tomorrow is the game, “she’s one of her own, you’re one hundred percent sure of that, by the way, she’s leaving with us, however, that’s your problem, nikolai.” vasilievich, as they say, in boxing, you opened up and missed blow, you need to be taken to the hospital urgently, yura,
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we both missed the blow, we don’t have much time. pipes, it looks like a fracture, so in general, try to move your hand less, order, and now let’s get down to business, nikolai vasilyevich, you won’t be able to play anyway, your hand is no good for hell, tomorrow it will only get worse, well, that’s right, so you’ll play. you, i uh-huh,
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nikolai vasilyevich, it seems like they stepped on your hand, not on your head, i mean. a rough idea of the rules, maybe. i held a cue in my hands a couple of times, but you won’t teach me how to play billiards in one night, i wouldn’t even try with anyone else, i can try with you, you have good data, kick in the ears, you ’ll get it, are you kidding me or something, i won’t bet myself 3 dollars, 3000 is at stake, that’s the whole point, yura! which half of the 150 thousand you prefer to return to those who sent us, i personally don’t care, in any case
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, i... can’t return my 75, i can’t either, in in this case, don’t panic, we live in the age of electronics and automation, now i’ll show you something, consider yourself very lucky, this is the secret of the profession, what is it, equipment with which only the crooked paralytic does not win, and how is that? does the equipment work? it’s very simple: you see, these boxes, yeah, they give off a microwave signal, and they’re molded together, and the balls are filled with a crystalline substance that reacts to the signal, the crystals are attracted to the source of the signal, you understand, yes, yes, yes,
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the center of gravity of the ball shifts and it rolls by towards the pocket, you just need to push the ball. he will fall into the pockets himself, but in this case savitsky’s balls will also fall into the pockets. no, no, no, no, no, you see, this remote control, it controls the signal sources, with its help i can turn off any of them. i can even change the direction of the balls. i will play with you. and the remote control is disguised as an electronic game. what's happening? are you drinking without me? and what's that? do you know right, lilya, that there are personalized weapons? so this one is unique
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a set of billiard balls, in its own way my personal weapon. and tomorrow you? you won’t play while i haven’t decided yet, the fact is that they are washed out as you say, they are washed out, yes, they are washed out and lose their ideal shape, so i play with them only in exceptional cases, but isn’t this an exceptional case, if we are talking about 300 thousand dollars, yes. and mr. soviet expert is able to appreciate them, but something is changing here, yura will play, and i can’t entrust them to him, yura will play, and what happened, lord, what’s wrong with your hand, it fell,
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would have turned 50, she was called the standard of female beauty, and those who were older fell in love with her. and those who are younger, the star achieved everything she wanted and could cope with any problem, she could not overcome one thing: the disease, which turned out to be incurable, i did not leave her one step
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at all, i slept next to her. how did she perceive the changes in appearance? very painful, we covered the mirrors, she hid only in the darkness, she hated the light, she i hoped, i fought, but i burned out at the very pinnacle of success, for my relatives it was hell, but after death this hell continued, money, threats. maybe she would have lived for at least another six months, our exclusive life after life, zhanna, i keep saying: guys, what will happen will be, and it cannot be avoided. exclusive with dmitry borisov, premiere, today on the first. i love these resort parties. bars, restaurants, music, sun, dancing until the morning. we live on the vibrations of noise, so we don’t even notice it anymore. welcome bodrum. eat
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the stereotype is that turkish men are strollers. this is not a national trait. there are men all over the world who love to flirt. they look after you beautifully, they give gifts. but we don’t attach importance to gifts. life itself in such a place is already a gift. so, what do you have here? recommend pistachio with white mix. the lives of others are premiering tomorrow on the first, we can’t stay here anymore, nazar won’t give us life, today is 4:00 in the morning, without making any claims, misha, what is this war creature, nazar, nazar, beloved, no i'll let you in! have you gone crazy from the stickiness? no, no, no, no, no, i won’t allow it, i won’t allow it, nazar, nazar, how are we going to work on ourselves, or what,
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we need to feed the front, he’ll come back, nazar, i won’t be modest anymore, i won’t save your life i'll give you until i separate you, i understand, two shores, the premiere of a serial film, from monday to the first. andrey, come on, when you win, let’s go somewhere where there is fresh air, palm trees, vines, why, it’s warm, cozy here, there’s such fresh air, look how much greenery there is, andrey. good afternoon,
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“mr. savitsky, you turned out to be very perspicacious, a problem occurred that could have interfered with our tournament if you had not taken the trouble to negotiate special conditions, yes, but what happened, nothing special, was prompted in the soul, fell, broke his arm, accept it. my condolences, and what now, i hope you do not intend to challenge the contract, there is a contract, i do not intend to understand the nuances on one condition: i put up a replacement, my friend will play instead of me
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yuri. here's how. well, i don't know, i don't know. i'm not sure i have the right to agree to a replacement. the whole point of interest was, what will you play? what's the difference, andrey andreevich? what will my colleagues say? they will say that i violated the code of professional honor by gambling for a large sum. i am not an equal player, i appreciate your exceptional scrupulousness, mr. sovitsky, but i trust yuri to play, and i allow you to forward to me any reproaches of my colleagues, okay, let the monarch judge us, he is the guarantor of our fight, like you do you think i can agree to such a replacement, i think if the replacement suits mr.
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you don’t seem to smoke, athlete, so i don’t take a puff, but pray tell, what’s the point? this horse, this one? yes, but they knew that the classic was sitting, so i sealed it, you know, i had good teachers everywhere in my life, i was just lucky, so they explained to me that such greedy fraters need to be punished, otherwise it’s the code of honor of a professional player, yes... where he had honor, you know that it grew, and
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