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tv   Tonkie materii  1TV  June 30, 2024 2:05pm-6:00pm MSK

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the lights were turned off, it was summer and the lights were turned off, and for several days this fish lay in the refrigerator without light, that is, it’s just there, that’s why you don’t like fishing, yes, i don’t have much of an association, but i have a friend who went fishing, he an avid fisherman, he generally cannot live without fish, he went fishing, went somewhere far from the region, found a house, as he said, i said, i came to this house, knocked on the door, there was an open house on the banks of the volga, no one was there. there is no mouse, i say, after 2 days i arrived there, after three, i started living, then i arrived with his castle, he says, i have a house there, okay, he found a house, a man, and now you can imagine, he’s looking at us, exactly where, where he said, you know, imagine, people forgot there, you know, at least once in your life you need to measure the pressure on your right hand on your left hand and compare whether there is a difference or not, what’s the difference, he says: about
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a serious illness, about this, about many other things in the program, it’s healthy to live, tomorrow is first, everyone’s attention, we’re working, i think they said that i would help solve important cases, but we have no unimportant cases, they they are simply divided according to the degree of severity, and i heard that your beauty came to work again, they said that you are a fortune teller at the coffee shop, are things turnkey? it was developing, but ivanovich survived? didn't they teach you how to knock? lesha and i decided to get married. wait and see. where have you been? she fed a squirrel in the park. fortune teller, tomorrow is first. we'll wait
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about what we don’t know, that you and i, i can say for sure that i have - here in moscow, besides, it means, some friends with whom we moved to moscow, there from tomsk, and who appeared there along the way here at work, somewhere on filming, in life, yes, i made a huge number of friends when my children went to kindergarten, the parents of my children’s friends, among them there are a lot, in short, i now have people whom i can call friends, this is not a sad story.
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a huge number, that is, exactly, and they are somewhere on the verge of such a certain kind of cynicism, yes, but still, well, as it were , you know, it’s given, well, we are still sick, yes, well, roughly speaking. how many with doctors, it ’s impossible without a sense of humor, it seems to me, it seems to me that medical jokes are just like that, the toughest and funniest, about a medical joke, a guy comes to a casting at a modeling agency, he’s worried strong, that means this costing guy meets him there, says, so, so, gorgeous, cheekbones, great, powerful chin, class,
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neck, oh, shoulders, so torso, that’s good, arms are all that, well, give me that look, well done, great, i like it, that's it. where's the leg? it means he’s thinking, so what to say, what to say, what to tell the truth, what does it mean , he was amputated up to the waist, no, they’ll say you ’re inattentive, we don’t need people like that, i’ll say that a shark ate him, damn, what a shark, what am i even talking about? what to say, what to say, i’ll say, i’ll say in near kandahar lost, god, god, what does it mean, hey, hey, boy, where is the leg, you know, there was such a leg, i know a joke here, i know how i remembered the same topic when the doctor tells the patient, you smoke, and by the way smoking, that’s just it’s so harmful that it, well, just
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half of your life’s journey, it just eats up, exactly half, that’s how old you are, he says 30, but it would be 60. we once talked about friendship, but well , it turns out, that hobbies are not always connected, as it turned out, you understand, you are insured, but you are not a fisherman at all, but nevertheless, we are sitting here now in the same studio, here we are next to each other, yes, what else can connect, the topic of pets, can connect, that is, i don’t know, do you have pets, oh, listen, yes, i have a dog appeared 2 years ago, yes, and i realized that there is a whole one.
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i read the ad, as you understand, he says, yes, i understand, but - if you read the ad carefully, then it says the ability to create documentation, he easily takes a pen, then a sheet of paper from the table, here and there a plan of events there for the year consists of planning this there are meetings there, there is a staging of something , this is a deadline, then i wrote down the whole piece of paper, he says: wait, wait, wait, dog, wait, and you... read computer knowledge there, okay, right away, what’s the password, he said, got in there into the table, i know the accounting there, he’s just so shocked, he says, but if you read the ad to the end, you got into it, it also says knowledge of a foreign language, the dog does this all the time,
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okay, well, let’s say meow, there was another similar joke when the advert is for sale a talking dog, right man? sits at home, it's he goes through an advertisement in the newspaper that he reads, a talking dog is for sale, he thinks, people are already crazy, the price is 100,000 rubles, he thinks, someone made a joke, 1000 rubles, a talking dog, there’s not a million dollars there, there’s not two, there 1000 rub. the phone, damn it, sits there, it’s washed away, straight, damn it, well, i’ll call, i know what kind of nonsense it is, what a joke, hello, there, yes, hello, i’m talking about the dog. yes, yes, yes, please, what would you like to see? no, wait, it says that she’s talking, he says, yes, that’s right, 100,000 rub. he says, well, yes, he says, can we look, he says, well, yes, i said, dictate the address, he thinks, i’ll go and see what happened in a few days, that’s it, he was told the address of everything in the taxi, he arrives, stands here, he thinks what am i
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doing, damn it, i’m an adult, i fell for some nonsense, okay, i’ve already arrived, then a guy in a bathrobe, wet, opens the door for him, says: excuse me, i’m late here, i need it now i need to dry my hair here, but in the meantime you look, chat, and then i’ll come out and we’ll discuss it details, he talks, he says: yes, yes, yes, you’re talking about... and he, and he says, tell me about himself? well, i was born there, i don’t remember anymore, somewhere in
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the village, but i’m purebred, i have a mother, which means there was such and such there, a father like this, then, it means i was so bad when i was young, i was traveling somewhere, then i was already transported to the city, then i had time there, which means they took me, i served a little in the army, then after that at customs, that is, well, all sorts of things, i’ve seen life, yes , so what, well, while i was talking everywhere there, something i heard some foreign languages, well, the conversation is in english, i can support something there somewhere. in principle, i can search and talk, well, in principle, i can do nothing, just sit at home, we can drink tea in the evenings , chat there, because i can talk on any topic, because i have a library at my house, i read, here you see, lenin’s collected works, i read everything, i can, here’s marxism, communism, or here’s the library of adventures, we can pick up any work there at all, it’s a hoax, that is, in general fantasy, science fiction, well , anything, on any topic, we can just sit with you and talk there and he says: you, you don’t understand that a guy
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comes in here, like, well, how did we talk, he says, you i just started saying, you mean 100,000 rubles. he says, well, yes, 100,000 rubles. yes, you don’t understand, this is a talking dog, i just heard him, we were talking, yes, he’s worth, he’s worth millions, millions of dollars, and this guy is like, you know, his hair is already in his suit, i say, well, first of all, he's everything to you natrondel. i told you not to contact him, did something happen? volodya has disappeared, i’m either very stupid for trusting you again, or or loves you, open the state security committee, we have an order for arrest and a convoy to moscow, tatyana nazarova, let’s go, wait, what is he accusing me of, wait, you have no right, let me in , show the order, you have no right, subtle matters today on
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the first, how could you, i trusted you, i protected you in any situation, when everyone was against, and you, when i entered the room, saw your notebook there, i became leaf through... this little book and there i found the notes that tanya made when everyone was dying, here are our relatives, little tanya savicheva made the first entry in her diary: it’s scary, bombs are falling. tanya came down from her apartment, here, to this bomb shelter school, very pale, very thin, very weak, all the toys lay face down and were covered with a black rag, they asked me what it was... that’s what i told them, they died of hunger , aunt dusya, when she left for work, she
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locked the room and tanya sat on the stairs, the last person who saw tanya was vasya krylov, when i say that tanya saevich is my relative, some say that this is not true, the tanya savichevs all died, i almost came to tears, but we survived, in memory of tanya savicheva, tomorrow at the first, at the entrance to the legendary bamovsky village... so starry we are greeted by this wedge heel: 50 years ago, the pioneers got here on it, they landed there on the banks of the tayura river, then there was no bridge, no roads, just one continuous , impenetrable taiga, and frost, and 50 and 53 ° in the rain, under all conditions, we do not we looked, and when i reach the horizon, we’ll see what’s beyond the horizon, but the horizon goes away, and you’re chasing after it, we’ve arrived. group of 13 people, a year later from these thirteen there were five left, a year later from these thirteen
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there were two of us left, that is, get used to this road, get used to the routine, to the slopes, i saw what an earthquake is, the water was gurgling right in the mug and things everyone was hanging out on the battery, water is an enemy for tunnels , the strong will remain, the weak will leave, on saturday on the first. let's continue the podcast jokes, renat, mikhail stayed with us in the studio, and are ready to tell a couple more amazing stories and
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stupid ones, come on, we are still an example, such yes, when a steppe joke is such, when a reporter, steppe joke, when a reporter, a reporter came to to the shepherd, in the steppe there, the sheep grazes, so they ask him, tell me, how much wool do your sheep give per year, he says, well, it depends on what kind, he says, well , white ones, let’s say, white ones, he says, they give one and a half tons per year wool, he says, but black, so what?
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says, well, you’re asking me, are they white? mine, he says, and the black ones, and the black ones are also mine, well, yes, listen, i knew that we would get to abstract jokes of some stupid kind, i’ll read it now, i have a little book here, but i’ll read it because it needs to be told quickly, you will forgive me, dear viewers, but nevertheless there is an exam, that is, they presented it, there is a topic there , there is an exam, professor. says to the student: there are 500 bricks on board the plane, one brick fell out of the plane, how many bricks are left on board? the student says: well, that's easy, 499, the professor says: right. next question: how to put an elephant in the refrigerator in three steps. the student says: first, open the refrigerator, second , put the elephant in there, third, close the refrigerator. professor, okay, how to put
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a deer in the refrigerator in four steps. student, the first thing is to open the refrigerator, the second is to take out the elephant, the third is to put in the deer. fourth close the refrigerator professor great next question: it’s the king of beasts lion’s birthday, all the animals came except one, why student, because the deer is still in the refrigerator, professor, great, next, can granny walk through a swamp with crocodiles? a student, of course, can, because all the crocodiles are at the lion’s birthday party, professor, okay, and now the last question, grandma went through an empty swamp, but she still died, what happened to her, student, huh? she drowned, professor, no, a brick fell on her, which fell out of the plane, for a retake, that is, i always imagined, that’s who sits there and writes such jokes, and there, well, there’s like one joke, when a guy is lying at home on the couch, doesn't call the girl, hello, hi, she
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she says, hi, i say, what are you doing, she says, nothing, i’m home alone, my parents have left, i’ll only come tomorrow. he says: what, maybe i’ll come to you then? she says: come on, come on, he says we’ll drink wine there, maybe? talking, come on, let 's watch a movie, yes, she says, come on, come on, let 's massage each other, yes, she says: come on, come on, let's kiss there, yes, come on, come on, let's make love, come on, come on, who is this?
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why did you write a number about me? it turns out that in kamyzyak there is a woman who worked in the migration service, she i fell in love with an illegal immigrant and it’s all about the song, she, he taught her to play chess, that’s all. we got there probably five times for the song, she watches on tv, so yes they are in general, but they are not her, i immediately thought that she had a rat in her team, someone was a drain,
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only the two of us knew about chess, you know , this is a game for two, i remember at the time when all these promotions were, look under the lid, that is, the games were there, you know, and two of my friends told me that they come to the village store, but there it is all... you know, like a village, a rural store, and that means you can win everything in these, and there are a lot of cars there, an apartment there, in general, a bunch of other prizes, some caps there, and that means there are also a few liters of this drink there, uh, you can win there, they mean they took it the bottle was opened, it was poured, one of them looks and there - under the cap it says 3 liters, that is, and there you can win nothing there, that is, you buy a small bottle, they bought a liter and there and that means they approach this seisk this saleswoman, she is so portly such a girl you know, she's all cheerful, they come up and say: oh, she's like that, she says, about
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3 years old, she's like 3 years old, he says, like what? well, 3 liters, well, well, you have everything here, cars, apartments, caps, you can win there, as many as three, as many as five, as 10 liters in the promotion. she looks at 3 liters, she sees that it is 3 liters, he says, well, come on, she, what should i give you, he says, well, what should i give, they are already starting, well, 3 liters, the game is like that, she, and no, i play such games i don’t play, mishanka, but there are some regional ones like that, anecdote, i it immediately comes to mind, well, this is still old, i don’t know, this is some kind of soviet joke about...
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“yes, but she is the daughter of a billionaire, this is my department, and then i go to the board of a swiss bank, i say, do you want a member of the board was a simple siberian man, they were crazy, yes, but he took rockefeller, he said, it’s my business, then i go to rockefeller, i say, do you want your daughter to marry a simple seberian language, that in our family all are financiers , jews, yes, but he is a member of the board of a swiss bank, he says: wait a second, susie, come here, mister kisinger has found you a groom, he is a member
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of the management of a swiss bank, she says: ugh, these financiers, they are all dead, yes, but this is a siberian man, yes, of course, it changes things, it changes things when a russian belarusian and a kazakh are in the uninhabited.. . they get to the island, also an old joke, in my opinion, and the belarusian starts gardening there, all the potatoes are there, as they should be, everything is growing, the russian has some cattle there, well, somehow they meet, they say, come on. let's unite into one household, we'll live together, we have everything it will be, that’s it, they unite, there’s a knock on the door, the door opens, a kazakh is standing there and says, hello, i’m your new district police officer. young, that means he’s quite a lieutenant, so green, he was playing around with makarov, he was standing somewhere in an outfit there in a rubber band and lost it somewhere, so turn in the outfit now, now
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a new one will arrive there, the same kind of flyer, but he’s looking for it and it’s nowhere to be found, he it’s already and i lost the pistol that putin, god, is looking for me, he’s going through everything in the pussy, he’s looking at all the bedside tables, he’s opened it, in the closet on the windowsill, it’s nowhere at all, in in the corridor in general and he’s just panicking, he still doesn’t have his service weapon, he’s all about to be deprived of his rank. in general, there will be some other ones where everything is gone, there is no gun, there is no everything, and he is already where , where i was, where i was, what i did, what did i do, lord, what will happen to me, i smoked, i smoked, for sure, this one crawls out on the street and under the bench crawls near this smoking room , it stinks of bulls, in general, he’s just crawling on the grass in ironed trousers, where you got dark with a pistol, looked in there with his hands , he completely got out of it, he has black hands with these bulls lying around, he again under the bench there he returned. everything fell out there, there are already such holes there on his knees , he’s just where where he’s just scaring here katya misha home, the parents called the children, they played in the sandbox and he crawls, crawls,
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crawls. suddenly little katya comes up, she has a makarov in her green bucket, and he ’s crawling there like that, he comes up like this: “uncle policeman, this is not your gun,” he looks at him, no, i lost mine, jokes, tv series, come on , oh, no, turkish tv series, now, you know, like that, now zasiliki started telling stories in turkish, that would be funny, this is the second part of the joke, when a guy... is on the couch and a girl calls him, he picks up the phone, she says to him: hi, he says: hi, what are you doing? well, he says, i’m lying on the sofa, he says, my parents have left, they’ll only arrive tomorrow, so maybe you’ll come? he says: come on, come on, she says, let's watch tv, yes, come on, let's drink wine, yes, come on, let's give each other a massage, yes, come on
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, let's kiss, yes, come on, let's make love , oh, i got the hint, i’m leaving to sum up our conversation, yes, look, despite the fact that you are not a fisherman, in general, and neither of us are kazakhs, that is, we still have hobbies, they can be different, but still friendship, as you say, yes, it can appear suddenly .
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to your friend, that’s it, keep your friendship, tell each other funny stories and jokes, this should make everyone a little more positive, in fact, that’s what the podcast jokes are for, so we say goodbye to you for today, thank you, dear friends, thank you friends, for watching us, see you again, bye, well
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here... almost everything is assembled, konstantina, i see, no, our invaluable employees will tell about themselves better than me, so to speak, as production relations arise, i apologize, they are waiting for me in the state supply, what a surprise, volodinka, what fates, iskra markovna, how glad i am that you are here, that the young lady is still not dressed? the young lady is just dressed, so we are selecting underwear to please the groom, and you are the groom, right? uh-huh, but... distracted, but bring out
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all the clientele, we will have an urgent re-accounting, we need to figure out what you are entrusting to me here? i’m from mikhailov for a jacket, and for a jacket, tomorrow we have an urgent re-registration, excuse me, but you know who mikhailov is, mm, a man without taste, don’t gasp, i know what i’m talking about, i met him at my uncle’s, you’re just in vain waste time on him, goodbye, you know? what’s the matter, it seems to me that this place should become a bridge between moscow and the centers of world fashion, it should exude the aromas of french perfumes, but here we don’t have naphthalene, and instead you serve old nomenklatura women, their daughters who are not able to appreciate this i of course, not about you, young man, can i talk to you for a second, of course, excuse me,
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lidok, it’s just underwear. i’ll send you everything you need, don’t even worry, thank god there are no problems with this, what else did you want, volodya, forgive me, volodya, for what? i'm sorry, i said all sorts of things to you, okay, you have nothing to apologize for, you, you had the right to change your mind, i understand, a wedding is for life, i wouldn't want to lose you for life, we can be friends, yes , nice, good, beautiful , this is your nazarova, right? you never know beautiful, i don’t understand what she has that is not in me, well, why explain anything, it will be worse, that’s right, they broke up and broke up, yes, wait, i mean, are you serious,
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you’re not even offended, no, well of course not, why be offended, i understand everything, such is life. yes, it happens, come over for tea sometime, today or tomorrow, how will you have time? the wind wove the birds in the sky like a golden autumn thread, i sent you a postcard, it contains two words, don’t be sad, but she scurried like a snail, swam
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across the sea like a fish, slowly, not too much fish, i’m already on my way, hello, happiness, in a simple white dresser, hello, happiness, i only ask for... but hello happiness, forgive me, forgive me, hello, happiness, don’t be sad anymore. the end, the end, what did you want? did you want to personally
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discuss the situation with your ministerial nephew? i gave the department store 10 years, although katukova personally. offered to give me a ministry, i know, i’ve heard about it 40 times, i hope you’ll serve the same amount and the same number of times, he hopes to write the application in his own way or how you’ll translate it from by demotion? well, what are you talking about, he’s not here in any way in place of you, he’s just taking credit for practice, can you hear yourself? where is the student mugimo, and where is the tailoring? they say that he will establish connections with foreign colleagues. he confused us with a model house and coveted a fashion model. how many years have i been making
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real masters out of these fools, kostya taught me how to thread a needle, khanya not to be rude to clients, katya, to say the right words to the strong ones, everything that they called me navtalin. understand, they really asked me, it was impossible to refuse, but they promised that it wouldn’t last long, i i ask you, be patient a little, play along, i really need your help, without you. he’ll just ruin the department, as i ask a friend, well,
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comrades, i’m ready to make a world revolution in fashion, that’s what, volodya, sergeyech, you don’t pull natrotsky no matter how much you want, we all know why you really got a job here. tanya, we won’t let anyone offend you. why don't you think that i sincerely want to work here? can you tell the difference? parasol - poddrile covercode from cummerbund, no, but why, if i have you, it’s your job to distinguish, mine is true you direct, but i see that, for example, this is outdated, ugly, simply tasteless, by the way, i often ask this, of course, i often ask, because it is in plain sight, and what a person sees, he asks, and i here... i come here as a layman, as an invader, as a person with
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money, and i want to see something here, amazing, be careful, so that a person can say, wow, wow, they have that too , you know, i understand that you are enough...
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this goes beyond all boundaries. what exactly? i asked you to leave me alone. transmitted through a trusted person. well, you had to ask personally, right? fine. don't follow me, please. you, comrade nazarov, have delusions of grandeur. i'm here purely out of interest. “i’m sorry, you don’t have to listen, okay, i told you about the red plaza in confidence, and you poked your nose at me in front of everyone, why did you poke, where did you poke such a terrible word from, this is still your dream, yes, well, so you need to go to her, dreams can come true if you do at least something for it, everything is possible in the world, i want to prove it to them and to you, your bride, it’s probably very interesting with you, yeah, especially her..." to the parents who are organizing this wedding, and you, of course, dream
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of something completely different, maybe, so, comrade artemyev, first sort out your dreams, and then teach others, that ’s right, brother. hello, zotova, evgeniy sanovich,
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spark sitnikova, yes, good afternoon, no, thank you, everything is fine, do you know where lida and i saw your volodya? don’t press too hard, at first? , we need evolution, not revolution. well, if they said so in october of the seventeenth, in october there was a class enemy, either we are his or he is us, do you have enemies here? no, there are only comrades-in-arms here, and you too, i’m the first of them, look, just according to your profile, they periodically send magazines, various advertising booklets, but no one knows the languages, look, here you have work for a month.
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we need to break up, why? because you love someone else. well, that's all. that's it, what are you talking about? we can’t see each other anymore, it’s not good, but why, what did you make up? bear, you need to get it out of the way, kill it, why kill it? rat poison was found in all milk cans, explain to me how he got there, find mikhail zakharovich ermakov guilty , sentence him
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to imprisonment for a period of 15 years, why are you silent, barbarian, i hope you don’t believe that my grandfather is yours... under your father’s let me down in prison, well, it’s not time for you, thank you, then you’ll say, tosya, you’ll come tomorrow, she’s going to rest, she loves you, no, not yet, but she’ll love you, you know, i know how to get my way, this is mine, i despise you, let me go , two shores, premiere of a serial film, tomorrow after the program time, get out of the way, give way, i love her more than life, i understand, this is for your mother. rum castro, a product of stellor group. fantastic. on friday. on the first. day of family, love and
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fidelity. festive concert. next sunday on the first.
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we can take a risk, there is at least something that we can show, well, in general kostya is right, we don’t even have a collection in the french sense, the goods don’t linger, our public doesn’t need gernreich, they would like something more camp, no, well, of course we can to look for something, to scrape the bottom of the barrel, but well, no to paris, of course, there are no further ideas, in general, i said a long time ago, we need to sew something new, unusual, i heard from invasil that... in america now vinyl is in fashion, honey, yes, i spend every free time at the market cleaning, i’ve only seen vinyl on records, bone, oh, yes that's it, stop these fantasies of yours, that's enough, bone, bone, what if we take our sketches for stewardesses as a basis and make that skirt out of this vinyl of yours, that skirt
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that you couldn't even step into, yes, well, listen , i couldn’t do it, the models can do it, these blind chickens, and that is, you need to get fabric that is nowhere to be found, sew a dress that is impossible to walk in, and bring back the model that glodkov fired, congratulations, a wonderful plan in which every stage is impossible, congratulations, then we’ll take it, and you. “yes, my general, i always recognize your voice, today, alas, it won’t work out, yes, no, we have to run, goodbye, goodbye, what is this, of course, we’ll take it, we need vinyl,
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why, you know, this is soviet, i can we talk about the money right away? there are witnesses, how convenient, no, i’ll tell you the place and time, then we need it to be tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, and money in advance, where does this come from, savings? i’ve been saving for a year for a trip to the south, let’s go, oh, how naive you are, you saved money in the evening without drinking at the national, by the way, about drinking, i suggest everyone go today and celebrate the beginning of fruitful cooperation. “i can’t, i need to visit natasha, then a counter offer, we all go together, visit natasha, and then celebrate cooperation, i don’t
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think she will be happy with such a camp, i ’d rather go alone, goodbye, oh, you know, no it hurt, and i wanted to, yeah, well, let's go, let's note!" here is a sick woman, or rather almost healthy, won't you disturb her? no, no, of course not, it's hard to believe, but okay, i'll go make some tea, and maybe some more apricot jam, thank you, well... and don't be ashamed of you man overeat, yes, he likes to mess with the sick, he likes to mess with you,
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okay, we have good news, artemev got a job in our studio, he’s now like glodkov’s deputy, he spins them as he wants, uh-huh, oh, girls, watch out, oh, oh well, the thing is different, he got involved in some kind of international fashion show and got excited about the idea of ​​us all of you... wow, we’re nowhere without you, as if there aren’t enough people like you in paris, well, finish the deal, i’ll go and help you with the jam, stop it. now everything will be different, i wore all my brothers’ clothes, once i tore my shirt, my
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father beat me so much that i didn’t go to school all week, i thought you were a prosperous force, but maybe i wanted to be born like this you, well, for all your girls to come into the room like that, everyone and where, well, you shouldn’t have problems with that, you’re a handsome young man , looking like an a. because the way you look, i decided that you were foreigners,
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i’ll just wait a minute. what are you doing here? i wanted to surprise you, i openly said that, listen, how could you even think that i could exchange a meeting with you for some kind of work or something else? listen, katya, everything you see here means nothing, my wife has arrived, but i don’t want to lose our meeting with you, listen, come to my dacha tomorrow, she practically never goes there, here you go.. .money for a taxi, take it, take it, you do it you see, just like that, lord, i understood everything from the very beginning, but i just
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met someone like you for the first time, a real man, and i decided, let him be my first, first, and i don’t need your money, i just ... i want to remember you forever, katya, yes, honestly, pioneer, gagarin had a second ceremonial spacesuit, the one with big stars, i sewed it for him, but there in space they simply didn’t teach that there was nowhere to change clothes, so somehow this is how it turned out, oh, how awkward you are, you almost ruined this chic shirt. what kind of material is this? is it really silk? no, no, it's satin, it's much more durable than silk, it's better cut. do you even
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know why it is called satin? this is a very interesting story! yes, it happens, well, it happens, yes, but i’ve collected why men don’t understand this, and i’ve already imagined my whole future life with him, i gave birth to children from him and raised him, mentally, of course, there’s none of this here, but what does he really need? it’s hard to say something good to me in the end, or at least explain it somehow, or that you need to ask for it, you’re not interested
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not at all, no, no, i'm interested. excuse me.
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oh, volodya, come in, dear, come in, come in, yeah, thank god, yes, we didn’t go to bed already, we’re getting ready now, we, uh, our sister’s friends are having events. name day, yes, my son was born, you just know that it’s hot, it’s hot, and so, come, come, dear, and lida is at home, lida is at home, yes, but she, she was no longer waiting for you, uh, well, no, or rather, she warned, she, that you could come, tomorrow or today, so, and we already ran, because we were tired of waiting there, we went,
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anniversary, well, yes, and then, for example, if. yes, come in, yes, you know, i would like to say right here, but i’m on my feet all day, so don’t deprive me of the opportunity to lie lifeless while you break my heart. readman blues, you didn’t like it, yes, but i
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didn’t understand it before, i didn’t really hear it. focused on herself, on her desires, we are definitely talking about music, and not, she is with you, do you want to talk about you and me? yes, lit, i realized that i was wrong, i decided to come back, no, i wanted to finally say that lida, you are a wonderful girl, you you’ll be fine, it’s not your fault that we’re breaking up, you found me so stupid, i just didn’t
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immediately understand what i really needed. why waste time when youth passes so quickly, so what to do? and that we have nothing else to do? lida, what a cheap trick, i thought you were above this. hello, vereshchagin, come, i didn’t understand what you
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didn’t understand, the bastard left, i’m now a free woman, i’m sitting here, wearing what my mother gave birth to, my mother ’s not at home, did you decide to call the one who’s first on the bench? fuck you bereshchagin, and you nazarova, why are you walking around without a hat, without a scarf, the evenings are already cold, you’ll still catch a cold, davanna, what’s wrong with you? “nothing, nothing, oh, wait,” i have a friend, “she started
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communicating with one person, we drank tea, chatted, nothing like that, now he stopped coming in, it’s her page or something, you’re young, what do you do in this case?”? so let him call him, that’s it, i won’t, she won’t impose herself on him, but it’s too late, why is it late, why immediately impose herself, call and ask how things are going, no nothing like that, well, then suddenly he got sick, or got hit by a car, but no, why do so right away, uh-huh, uh-huh, oh, i almost forgot, you... some anatoly called all evening, uh-huh, he said it was urgent , i’m such a gosttyr, i made him see that you weren’t there three times, so i definitely won’t call him, and when you’re young
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you throw men around, and then you won’t have anyone to drink tea with, so i’ll always come to you for tea with pleasure, but let my friend call. young people, why are you going so fast? how fast is it, seven laps around the area,
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damn it! good morning! hello, colleagues! so i allowed myself to rummage through the bins! i designed this canopy, nina vasilievna wrapped it! buries talents! vladimir sergeevich, do you like this? yes, you are clearly unrecognizable! to be honest, it’s somehow uncomfortable for me, but it’s purely for greater effect, that’s exactly what tanya and i disagreed on , yes, clothes should not only be beautiful, but comfortable, that’s understandable, in general,
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a men’s collection , everything works out with her, yes, well, here’s the female one, to be honest, we’re just walking on the edge, she’s for it, i’m against it, sorry, i then also for it. good morning, good, good morning, comrades! very nice, fresh, and what are we doing here? may i help? we are discussing a collection for a paris fashion show, or rather, everything has already been decided. here. well, if you are still interested in my opinion, then i am against it. this
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is not paris, this is some kind of woman in charge, it’s just funny, uh-huh, it seems to me that you just don’t understand, this is modernism, yes, that’s not what he wanted to say, nina vasilievna, but i think that’s exactly what it is, okay, work, modernists , i'll just pack my things. natasha, where are you going, joseph, i’m probably really embarrassing, and khanina too lately he's been looking at me like that, but stop it, honey dotes on you, and i, by the way, you're on the mend very quickly, it's simply amazing, probably, because...
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they were looking after you, and these are your parents? yes, they were better doctors than me, they died, well, you can say so, let's change the subject, yeah, by the way, now i am. take it, please, i beg you, and do not return to him, and do not go where he can find you, i just beg you, nonsense, all this, and i won’t take your money, it’s better about the memory tell me, i would love to, but i’m on duty, the key is the hallway. in case
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you want to come back, this should somehow set us up for a working rhythm, listen, think about paris, it’s not easy to get there, but it all depends on you, well, we ’re on time with the sketches, sketches? kostya, what you drank yesterday is not a joke, one invitation is not enough, you will be dragged around the offices, the exit committee, the district committee, they will ask questions, of which this provengiu is the most normal, and there i will not be able to help you, everyone will be there for myself, so take it apart, pss setting? yes, one wrong answer. one
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dark spot in your biography and that’s it, you’re not going, so if there are absenteeism, imprisonment, captivity, tiv, convicted relatives, i better know now, tatyana, you have something to wrap up for, citizen nazarova, there’s a man there for you, who to me? nazarova, what is more important to you, paris or a man? sorry, okay, go, go. i'll be a minute. what? didn't understand. correct answer.
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what is it? well, you didn’t call me back yesterday, but i had free tickets to the circus, first class, so i had to go without you. take it! thank you, tol. yes i'm late i returned yesterday, but we have a government telephone in the hostel. yuri nikolin performed? yes, the performance is at the pestilence, and today is a pencil. have you bought tickets for today too? well, almost, i just know the lighting guy there. ah... i see, nazarova, come back to the team, the buttons won’t sew themselves on. boss, uh-huh, he’s serious, maybe the suit is too tight, listen, tolya, i have to go, we have a lot of work, we have a lot of work to do, so we ’re sewing up in the literal sense of the word, i
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’ll go, okay, thank you very much, or maybe i i’ll call you directly here, only here come, there’s no need to call, okay, otherwise you’ll do it yourself... you know, i’m better off on my own, okay, that’s it, thank you very much, i’ll wait for the call, you can’t, what are you doing, forgive me, please, you spoke in cannon shot, even so, vanya, why didn’t you warn the police so that they would be detained at the entrance, leave us. should i repeat it twice? no. can not manage. the previous one was better. leave this ostentatious concern. why did you come?
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apologize. for lying, i really thought that i was expecting a child from you, or not from me, from you, van, from you, you, you saved me from the monstrous. inhuman love that almost killed me, i sat on your neck and thought that you would continue to save me from everything, forgive me, forgive me, i was
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ungrateful, you say it all like that, you definitely weren’t going to drown yourself. no, i ’m not going to drown myself, i just want to live a new life, in which it will be only yours, all the sections miss you very much, especially kostya, he complains that i fired the best model of moscow of the entire union, the entire union.
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pyotr petrovich is zenoid. why, dear comrade, don’t keep an eye on the secret passage, yes, imagine, they broke everything again, they are walking around again, they pulled out all the nails, yes, come and fix it, yes, quickly! zinadida ivanovna, hello, zakharova, you were released a long time ago, but they didn’t let me out, i left myself, dina ivanovna, but can i call you, and if suddenly there’s a war, and we’re busy, of course, here you go, now i’ll tell you
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nothing i shouldn't, not yet. well, how are you going to live or how to pick up your things, i can call you, but this is a very personal conversation, and you don’t have others. hello, gleb, it’s me, i returned to the atelier and there there is access to paris.
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father, ideal, where is the trash can here, at the exit, and in our yard since july 7, on sundays first, stop nagging, she has tests, exams, eg, well, she’s not going anywhere, she’s wandering around the city, she'll clear her head, come back, wander around the city, she's lived for so many years, shut up, go to the kitchen, kolka will appear, call, who are you talking to, volodya? oh, what's taking so long? i'm really bored. come on, come on, come on, come on.
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let's go to the bedroom, let's go straight away. great choice, congratulations. he speaks russian, normally. and we don’t have time to talk we spend. yeah. osana is the correct posture. branayama is breath control. thyana, contemplation of an object, and samatha, this concentration, when you contemplate me, i don’t do samatha very well, nothing, nothing, i need to train, i need to warm up, otherwise you’re completely sitting there in your daddy karl’s closet. you're not the only one who thinks that i stayed too long. who else? the section thinks so.
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have they gone crazy? everything rests on you there. i thought so too, but a new boss came, 20 years at lunchtime. and nina is declared an old wreck who only bothers everyone. at the first stage of purification, you must suppress anger. yes, i'm not angry. everything is clear. so. and that this goat has developed some kind of vigorous activity, and don’t talk about it, he put everyone on the ear, he got the idea to sew a space collection, put it on show in paris, he’s ruining his karma.
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that's it, zina, the enemy won't get through. how brave is petrovich when it’s no longer the same with his enemies, but with his own people? am i missing something? they used to walk by for a while, then disappeared. i repaired something here, tweaked it
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, what is it? dean, you like it, petya. nazarova, should you call, call, we ’ll go with pyotr petrovich and listen further.
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the presidium of the cpsu central committee is listening. hello. communist i hope. that’s not the right word, i taught it all the way. well, then point 26. what is this about? a member and candidate member of the central committee in all his activities must do what? but to justify the high trust placed in him by the party, and if a member has lost his honor and dignity, then he cannot remain a member of the central committee. well done, nazarova, maybe in addition to paris they will also be accepted into the party. volodya, thank you, i don’t know what
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it will come out of this, but just a month ago i couldn’t even think that i would end up in such a place, i would know. with all of you, i will go to paris, maybe i won’t go, but for now i can think about it, i think all the time, and i also think, but not in advance, but to you, your smile, you are embarrassed and silent, listen, citizen nazarova, i’m cringing in front of you here,
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but what about your antics from this section? no, you want to play, i don’t mind, but i received a signal about parezh, here it seems to me that you’ve already played a little too much, evgeniy sanych, this is my life, i’m not going to play your games, you know, i it’s easy, that’s... very easy, i can ruin your life, and the life of citizen nazarova , born in 1944, a native of the city of kovrov, this is enough information to somehow cool your ardor. the guiding principle
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of the party's organizational structure is democratic centralism, which means... what will you answer if the local population asks you a question about life in the soviet union. we are fine. the national economy is making progress, especially the textile industry. folk dance of the moldavian ussr with size 2/2 and 2/4. oh, everyone in paris probably knows the answer
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to this question. but if suddenly someone has forgotten, i will gladly remind you. this dance is called sirba. that's all with you, call nazarova! do you know a photographer? no, what? well, how is he now recommending you for a trip, this is just the beginning, then you will need a lens, a justification, a trip plan, a certificate from the clinic and most importantly , six photo cards that you look at, write down, but in my entire life i’ve only had about five, okay, volodya, admit that this joke of yours is too long, do you think this is a joke? yes, i'm done i’m waiting for you to say, thank you all, but we all disagree, i did all this in order to impress nazarova, yes, you still have delusions of grandeur, you think that everything in this world is done only for you, yes tanya ,
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nazar, somewhere their name is, and nazarova tatyana aleksandrovna, born in forty-four, father was convicted under article 58 of the ussr, that’s right, yes. they wrote a refusal, but it’s not attached to the case, what kind of refusal? i’m such and such, i didn’t know any activity, i consider him a traitor to the motherland, i refuse my surname and the like, if you have children, i hope for them no one will ever suggest writing something like that about you. thank you for considering my candidacy.
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oh, i can’t choose where to rush to paris first, to noterdam or to the eifer. do you think you will have time to break into something there? we will see the airport there. bus, hall - this is at best, and i rushed into the moulin rush, look at the costume, there won’t be any costumes there, katya, there are two pieces of news, the first is natasha working for us again, glotkov has changed his anger to mercy, the second, we are all denied, no one goes to paris. sharman,
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so what else is this, we smoke in the workplace, on the day of the collapse of a dream, anything is possible, i thought you had a dream, to wander from here to the general, a modern developed person can dream about many things, you don’t understand. so why are you snapping at me? did i not let you into paris? volodya, don’t worry, you already did everything that depended on you, then it was an adventure from the very beginning. yes, vladimir, it’s not our fault. yes, what have we not seen there in this paris, an ordinary outback. and we are not interested in the opinion of this comrade. what position does he hold in the central committee, remind me, that’s exactly what it is, vladimir sergeevich, it will make you sad, the designer’s goal is not to go to paris, to make paris
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in his homeland, so that paris becomes available to every soviet person in any department store, yes, that’s what, that’s not bad, i can already hear these conversations, woman, who is last in line for paris, no, i can’t understand, why only two parises on hand? okay, i'm glad i cheered you up, go to work, why couldn't they take at least one, do they feel sorry? who invented this instrument of torture, or what?
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indians for astronauts, oh, i can’t vouch for this, but everyone is spinning it, they say, this is the only way to build a waist, yes, of course, good, look how well i can do it, and you try it like this, this is exactly what i can do , they’re sitting, take them to the path, they’re heading to paris, but don’t worry about paris, no one is going, my connections were enough for that, what, did you cut them off, or what? well, no need to thank me, your famous potatoes and onions will be more than enough, now we’ll finish the construction, let’s go to you to eat, i didn’t ask you for this, but don’t bother me
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ask why? well, it’s like a hope, without further ado, and so i read your thoughts, you think i would leave you in trouble, that’s it, bye, thank you for the waist for everything, thank you, nin, what are you doing, but the potato, i believed, i believed, i believe , believed, i, believed, i, no, no, no, no, i, i will never believe that you will stop loving me, well, you won’t persuade me, but i believed, i believed, 44, put on the tie again, please, yeah, that’s it everything that is there, and you still look, quickly, please, we are late for the plane, what kind of service, but i will never believe it, listen, we extremely appreciate your creativity,
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but a little more modestly, please. what are you allowing yourself? are you a service person? it was a bit rude of me, but don’t you agree, general secretary? and we dress dozens of such artists a month, by the way, they have a one-time entrance to the studio, they are permanent, judging by your rudeness, once is more than enough. but you know how to speak yourself, or the serfs are singing for you too. bosses here, you will have big problems, the way out is there, yeah.
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he paid for the suit, but left in our suit, ouch! it hurts, sorry by accident, for the third time by chance, on the fifth, i apologize, oh, i ’ve gone completely crazy, leave my brother alone, that yosya has a crush on you like a fool, someone doesn’t know , i won’t allow it, that’s it. this is our
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protective sister, yes, well, what am i like, khanya, tell me, you’re dishonest, you twirl men, yeah, you don’t love anyone, not even your artist, because some kind of love, to hell with him, but i feel sorry for her asya, he has never offended anyone in his life, but you, you think that you are... wise, mature, you know better from the outside, love is different, i promise your brother, i won’t turn around, i will continue to work let's not do any tricks, i'm saying it by chance, we need to break up, why? because you
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love someone else, so... that's all, what are you talking about? we can’t see each other anymore, it’s not good. why, what did you make up? bear, should we get him out of the way, kill him? why kill? rat poison was found in all milk cans. explain to me how he got there, find mikhail zakharovich ermakov guilty and sentence him to imprisonment for 15 years. why are you silent, varvara? i hope you don't believe it's mine. your father’s grandfather let him down, well, it’s not time for you, thank you, then you’ll say, tosya, you ’ll come tomorrow, she’ll rest, she loves you, no, not yet, but she’ll love you. “you know, i know how to get my way, you are mine, i despise you, let me go, two shores, the premiere of a serial film, tomorrow after the program it’s time, get out of the way, give in, i love her
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more than life itself, i understand, this is your mother, when i entered the room, i saw my notebook there, i began to leaf through this book and there i found the notes that tanya had made. when all our relatives were dying, little tanya savicheva made the first entry in her diary: it was scary, bombs were falling, but she didn’t come down from her apartment here, to this school bomb shelter, very pale, very thin, very weak, all the toys were lying face down and were covered with a black rag. they asked me what it was, i told them, they died of hunger, aunt dusya, when i left for work, she closed the room and tanya was sitting on the stairs, the last person who saw tanya was vasya krylov, when i say that tanya saevich, my
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relative, some say that this is not true, tanya sayuchi all died, it almost brought me to tears, but we survived, in memory of tanya savicheva, tomorrow on the first. you can? yes, come in. well, tell me, what should i do with it now, throw it away or sell it under the counter? let's finish the collection here. for whom? yes , for ourselves, to prove that we can. so what are you thinking? that you, tanya, are an amazing person, cheerful, and why be discouraged, you have arms, legs, there is no war, but no one really counted on the fact that they didn’t go to paris, well maybe you didn’t count on it, everyone did, everyone is now upset because of
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me, stop it, thanks to you everyone believed in a fairy tale, yeah, but now reality has reminded them of where they really live, and i don’t know about me. go out to them, what should i tell them, how should i work with them, and i ’ll tell you, first of all, return nina vasilievna, she’s probably very offended by you, and now you need her help, help, that’s it, but secondly, tell the guys that it was paris that lost them, and in general we will have our own high fashion here, hello, uncle pash, hello, yes, it’s me, can i come to you for 10 minutes on a very important issue, thank you, i’ll be there soon, where are you, i think i understand who ’s putting a spoke in our wheels, it’s okay, i’ll figure it out now,
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through the wrong door, uncle pasha , stop zototovo, i wonder where this terrible zotop is coming from, that it must be stopped, what are you doing here, what is he doing here, as
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a stepfather he came to consult about your professional activities, and it seems to me that he used the word anti-soviet. "then it’s a decision to reconcile us, it won’t work today the entire section was denied entry to france, i wonder by whose grace, everyone was turned away, so quickly, no, i had absolutely nothing to do with it, i came to pavel konstantinovich for another reason, comrade zotov came to talk about you and the citizen back. uncle pasha, why are you listening to him, send him out of the office, i ’ll tell you everything you want, well, dear, charming, simple. well, she’s not as beautiful
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as your past hobbies, but she’s the one who can ruin our wedding, listen, i told zotov and i’m telling you, the attitude will be - this is my personal business, and if you, what kind of impudent person are you, you wouldn’t allow your father to talk like that, well, let’s resurrect him and see, then get out, evgendrovich, it seems to me that you are forgetting that you are in my ? office, and not the other way around, yes, it really will work out, uncle, pasha, why are you talking to him, he’s the mother of me, what nonsense, get out of here, get out, i said, gifts are in my... i could at least
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do without now threats, but this is still my office and my nephew, well, if i don’t even make an exception for my passenger, why do i must conclude for your nephew. or do we have some special comrade from the mountain? as far as i remember, you are an uncle who does not have the most honest rules. listen, let ’s not talk about this now, let’s be friends, nazarova, lida, i’ll give you time, a week. well, or find me a new candidate for the post of minister, well
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, understand, there are areas in which i am powerless, and so are you, feeling is a subtle matter. take a look, okay, i'll try.
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to which, for the success of our enterprise, i don’t drink, and i don’t advise you, you don’t know well, they greatly influence thinking. yours to the left, show your documents citizen, meet the general’s wife, i’m waiting for you, i’m ordered to take you to the dacha, and if she doesn’t agree to be kidnapped by force, what if your general decides to kill me? am i a fool to go? well then, in the morning he wouldn’t have sent me
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champagne, a brand of champagne, but i don’t remember , some french woman from eliseevsky, so whether to kidnap or not, i’m a forced person , whatever they say, i’ll do it, i agree to kidnap. and one more thing, what is this? was the general generous with the bouquet? he was generous, the bouquet is at the dacha, and this is from me. thank you. no, vasily, on behalf of the entire team,
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especially volodya, i want to apologize, you were offended, but we did not stand up, this sect cannot live without you, come to nazarova. you can cope without me and your artem, in general, is a great guy, yes, with all his connections, but in 2 days in the position he did more
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than i did in a year, and your sketches are good, but i’m so ottovym, what are you talking about? you know, nazarova, this is exactly what i recently realized, everyone says that i have made a successful career, but what’s the point, you see, there’s no one at home, with the arrival of volodya, i thought,
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the work will someday end, and to replace it there’s nothing and no one to say, she was hanging out, come on, let’s have some tea with you, yeah, come on, go to the kitchen, put the kettle on, i remembered the sun, here are the rays, nina vasilievna, on behalf of the entire studio, especially on my own ...
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and the section for you is a whole life, it cannot live without you, you are its soul, amazing, you came up with the text together, with whom together, it doesn’t matter, in general, i came to apologize and return the bosses, the real bosses, and i i'm leaving before i make it even worse, now you're behaving like a kid, you've done a lot of business and you're giving reverse, you have nothing to do with it at all. it was i who told katukova everything, and in this way she decided to stand up for me, but i didn’t know to her. that is, you, nina vasilievna, deprived the entire team of victory. victories that were achieved without
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struggle, without difficulties, were done correctly. the most important condition for triumph is hard, rewarding work. i hope that someday, if fate gives me a chance again, i will take into account the lessons of this defeat, i will correct everything that i have done. but i won't go back. we urgently need to correct our karma, guys, they swam,
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maybe who will be? what are you doing, nothing, he just remembered what kind of person this is, you know, even i don’t understand this about myself, although you’re right of course, but i’m trying, you see that i’m trying, of course, but it’s impossible in one part to change for the better, thank you zanina, but the rest, you and i are still too different, then you have lida, it seems to me that we have much more in common,
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“what a pessimist you are, i also came to the shore in our city , when it was bad, but it seems to me that you need to come to the water in order recharge from me, well, you see, but you said nothing in common, stay quietly and don’t ruin the moment,”
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really french, i remember the first time the champagne was soviet, did i become your beloved wife in your grief, what? stop joking, only generals can laugh at your feelings. katerina, i invited you to a serious conversation. yes, well, in
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general, i thought for a long time and decided that it’s bad for you to invite someone? do n’t you see, i’m making you an offer, fool, katya, marry me, husband, and i’ll divorce her, i’ve already decided everything, i don’t care you have no life, katya, i like everything about you, absolutely everything, especially your character.
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natasha, this happened, consider me born for the second time, what is it, a car hit me, better yet, in december in the arena, there’s an exhibition, and zubev invited me, all our people will be showing there, gribkov and tamar, i’m so glad, and you’re still got along abroad, abroad, we have a scale, the collective farm is so-so, but of course i’m glad, this... they say khrushchev himself can drop by for dinner, he’s hungry as hell, now i’ll figure it out, why are you not hungry, not
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i know, i’m just glad that you’re back, we agreed, i didn’t come back, don’t you want to spoil the mood again? sorry, sorry, it's me from an excess of feelings. “lie down, hold it, undress, at the entrance to the legendary bamov village of zvezdny we are greeted by this wedge heel, 50 years ago
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the pioneers got here on it, and then they landed there on the banks of the tayu river.” then there was no bridge, no roads, just continuous, impassable taiga, in cold weather, 50 and 53°, in rain, under any conditions, we didn’t look, but when i reach the horizon, we’ll see what’s beyond the horizon, and the horizon is leaving, and you are chasing it, we had a group of 13 people, a year later from these thirteen there were five left, another year from these thirteen there were two of us left,
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traditions and advanced technologies, the greatest achievements and discoveries, all corners of the country, all spheres of life, 247 days, 89 regions, more than 17 million visitors, we have something to be surprised at, we have something to be proud of, the ceremonial closing of the russia exhibition on july 6th on the first. sad jew listens to the violin. i
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fell right into the joke. what the hell are you doing? today, remember, remember, as a child, remember, she won’t come back, it would be better if she took the money, if there was at least a formal reason. come, and so, well , maybe she didn’t come, because we were all canceled today with paris, maybe she was upset and didn’t come, well, yes, this is of course a reason, but we could make her sad together, we can be sad with you as much
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as we like, we can even become sad that your natasha will come. can you help? labor made a man out of a monkey, and i value my monkey roots. hello, frontline workers. production, help, where is katya? no, but we have one for you good news, nina vasilievna, in general, is my old friend, one of our best clients, i won’t give her last name, i’ll say, she just starts with k, and
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ends with oh, intrigue, well, in general, she achieved in order for the commission to look at our collection, so comrades, paris may still take place. wait, what are you happy about? no, what are you all happy about? don’t you understand that we have to show something extraordinary, something that will force the commission, and the whole world, to say that in the ussr there is high fashion, we are finished, it seems to me that we need space fashion. no, here she is again on her own, she blurts out something, what should we do? tanya, you're a genius, aren't you? so you will nod to each other or maybe you will tell us, gagarin is ours, ours, we are the first, the first, so let the whole world see this, especially since in the end, soon the soviet man will burn up
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space, fly to mars, what will he wear there pants and a cardigan, no, he will wear the clothes of the future, and what these clothes of the future are, i don’t know yet, well, bring everything here, fabrics, patterns, and in general everything, everything, everything, what do we have ? mannequins, i mean in general in the soviet union, well, exactly, there is an offer, tanya. what about tanya? will tanya demonstrate men's clothing? no, but tanya has an admirer, let’s call him anatoly, it seems to me that that’s his name, and he has ideal parameters, and it seems to me that
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where anatoly came from, there are still a couple so ideal, where he came from from the metro construction, and also from my nightmares, where he constantly haunts me, listen, why do we need some strangers? anatoly, i’m so glad that you came, and i’m so glad, tanya, last time you told me so seriously, it became scary, and you know, i’m a specific person, yes, i’m sorry,
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it was a very difficult day , listen, there is a matter, we need help, you always, well, me and my comrades, you know, we have a fashion show coming up soon, and unfortunately there are no male models, so we thought, maybe be you, of course. but i’m such a good fool, i’m a fool, why am i such a fool right away, well, i didn’t say that this would be a date, you seem to have thought of something for yourself, and now you’re offended by someone, by you, listen, well, i i’m asking you for a favor, but i’ll be indebted to you for the rest of my life, okay, if you don’t want to help me, don’t, okay, i’ll help you, but you’ll also help me. today, poets are gathering at the cultural center, not pushkin, of course, so i won’t sit there alone for so long, yeah, but i need to go, the kamsork asked, well, i ’ll bring the guys to you, we agreed, yes, then we agreed
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deal with each other, see you in the evening, yeah. vladimir, how are you, go, you’d better change the thread in the machine, you’re sitting there doing nothing, oh, no, no, i don’t know how to appoint anyone as boss, but hello, hello everyone, i said that you’re late- well, i was waiting for this question. are you experiencing an earthquake here? oh, there’s no time to chat, go, come on, sweep it up urgently. but i can’t, there
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’s something wrong with my finger. oh, the thread, then change it, you need red fingers there. volodya, just think, you might think, you have a new bride every week. so what should have been done with thread? khanik, what kind of machine, tell me, no, can you please just be silent, your head is already boiling from your conversations, so, comrades, my nerves are at the limit, i need to relax, so i suggest we go to a restaurant this evening, my friends are meeting there , what a tempting wonderful offer for free people. and not for those who work 15 hours a day, you just need to rest, especially since we have a reason, everyone is for it, for it, with pleasure. give it back, and you,
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tatyana, well, i can’t, i’m going to the house of culture to see poets. so, let’s admit what you don’t want to go to a party, you’re not in the mood, i’m usually not in the mood for parties, this time even i want to, no, no, there’s something different here, you admit it right away or after we wash.
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i don’t want to join this company, i’ve already met volodya with my friends, everyone there is a perfect choice, arrogant, mocking, i just heard it addressed to you, you’re not from moscow, you’re not from moscow, everything is clear, typical arrogant people , only then you were without us, and now with us, yes, honey, yes, yes, and how is it will help? so, go to the warehouse and bring three dresses. 44, 44, 48. actually, i have a forty- sixth. for now, i’ll call the general, and we’ll wipe our noses with this arrogant guy.
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i’m okay, i just thought, you’re not tired of sitting at home, maybe we’ll go for a walk, where, for example, i don’t know, at least along the embankment, you’ll breathe some air, that you’ve become lonely in the spare room, come on sidnikova, wait, wait, wait, well where are our people today, youth, let's go there. well done, a real man, yeah, to be honest, it will be more comfortable on the bus, so be glad that you will be on the bus all your life drive, tanya, you'll be there soon, yes, i'm coming, we're waiting inside.
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just let’s not say now that i am me, okay, what a stunning suit you have, volo, introduce us immediately, and i’m kira, and... talve, hello, i definitely need the same suit, where did you get it? and, unfortunately, i’m not from moscow. yes, our families met talva in tallinn at an international festival back in the early fifties. i bought this suit in nice, on the angles prominat. there is one such luxury boutique there, well, next to nagresk. you've probably passed it 100 times. pass, but i haven't yet
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i was in mitza, but what are you saying, where do you relax in the summer? this year, for example, in pr in the tsiprus sanatorium, what an exotic, mm, wonderful place, yes, if only not for these crowds of noisy russian tourists, every time i look at them and think, is it really common for them to eat salad forks, volodenka, dear, you said that there would be a real bamont here, where is it? let’s go, my capricious little girl, i ’ll show it to you, well done, tonya wandered off competently.
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you will remember mine, if only you come and see at least once the best city on earth, that’s all looking out,
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what did he say? he said that you are the most beautiful girl in the union, and that you need to be taken care of, some kind of nonsense, thank you, of course, but somehow i can handle it myself, take care of your bride, i don’t have a bride anymore, tatyana. “wait, i can’t do this, come on, let’s go out and talk, but without these people, without music, okay, go, i’ll catch up with you now, volodya,
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volodya, and i already ran with you to the circus in the cultural center, and now it turns out that what kind of entertainment give me, and you know, i’m a specific person, yes, yes, yes, yes, i know, i know, you’re a specific person, so i’ll also tell you specifically, i called you because i needed help, you know, because the team asked me, well, we needed models, and
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now i’m not going anywhere with you, that’s it, please go away, for god’s sake, but so? why did you bite me? and you know, i’m also a concrete person! i feel bad, it's from the champagne, no, it's from you. okay, i'm off. wait, volodya, don’t leave yet, lit, what are you talking about, lie with me,
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kiss me. last time.
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should i say hello to my parents? hello, iska markona, i came here to check, and yesterday she somehow didn’t feel very well. okay, volodenka. “even though we are people of a different generation, we are not prudes,
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we understand everything, young people have needs, it’s not time for you, it’s time, hello, hello, volodya, it’s time, you see, to have breakfast, they don’t let you have it in peace, in retirement you can have breakfast in peace, volodya, grab it together, you'll go together, like kings in a personal car with a driver, from the members of the commission, like a fashion expert, well , his father-in-law volodenka invited him to the show alone that you stood up like kostucans, march, march, just don’t forget to put on your sneakers, volodya, among the people, lida, lida? lida, lida,
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what the hell, let the man sleep, what, what, it’s a matter of fact, my dad and i saw volodya, he was the one leaving you, no, he was the one who decided to steal from us , the transit dad decided and decided to kill me by the way, mom, well, of course from i was leaving, well, the man can sleep. lida, lita, what did you have, well, did you have something, lida, i won’t leave, you know me, answer, it was, it was, now go away, that’s good, that’s right, good, well done, daughter, well done , that's just how they are you can hold on, that’s the only way, now we will, well , i mean, you’ll show him, well, hold on, artemyev, hold on, now you. you can't get away with it, they'll let me sleep in this house in the end or not, mom, go to sleep, go to the kitchen and there you go,
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make your plans, that's it, daughter, sleep, sleep, that's it, wonderful, wonderful, hello, comrades, we live in the great, katya, higher, ryazh, higher, where is your volodya, he promised to help with the preparations, put all your hair back, everything needs to be higher, i mean higher? higher, and much higher, volodya said that higher is not allowed for display, uh-huh, you’ll be in paris, you can cut it at least, but you, who are silent, should show you this karmat, forgive me, dear, my job is to stand in silence, volodya, why are you late, we’re all off our feet here lost, that means we get back on our feet and work, i forbid cutting models, they are against us, listen, can i talk to you, then, tanya, then kostya, kostya, show me the men’s collection, otherwise the word i use here is so
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illogical, it’s necessary replace in the text. vasilievna, this is the situation with the men’s collection, we need to wait a little, where are yours? promised friends? no one will come, anatoly couldn’t. well done, well done, nazarova, even for the sake of the team i couldn’t resist. well, let's show the women's collection. hold on, time, it's time to start. thank you. and what should we do now? so, it seems that we are here, yeah, wow, wow, hello everyone, well , welcome, get help, so he called me last night, it ’s not for you that he came here, for the sake of a common cause, you know that nothing will happen between us , and i say thank you, as a comrade to a comrade, but i explained, but we now have a telephone at home there is, well, a neighbor, and a war hero, i remember, that’s it, nazarova, you will probably be very surprised, but the world does not revolve around you, anatoly, i respect you, you are performing a civic feat, and now take off your clothes, yes,
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yes, and you, comrades too, behind me, behind me, “hello, comrades, we live in a great country that saved the planet, defeated fascism, but in some ways we, alas, still consider ourselves lagging behind and even look towards the west. it’s time to fix this, we invited you to show that soviet fashion is no worse capitalist, and even better, because the first cosmonaut was a soviet cosmonaut." and we will also be pioneers in the fashion of the future. so, attention, the first model, brings to mind the morning haze at
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the cosmodrome, and gives us a premonition of a flight, something great. tangible, pay attention to the silhouette, reminiscent of the shape of a rocket, the use of vinyl fabric is even greater, i have a daughter here, i have it here... and now our show is gaining its first cosmic speed, the latest model, the galaxy
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of communism, a tribute to the genius of soviet engineers. i'm sorry, but this is not the last model, now we will show you another men's collection, there it is on stage, oh, okay, so, dear settlers on mars, i ask you to come to the podium, well, what are you all frozen in anticipation, here they are ours... handsome guys, be brave, be brave, come in , well, come in, just you please wait for me, okay, okay, as a last resort, go to the hundredth section, that's it, come on, good luck, daughter, come in, don't be shy, be brave , bolder,
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bolder, we go out, we go out into space orbit, so it will be... to see the working class in future, this is our pride, as you can see, there is a slightly different gravity on mars, so the movements of our settlers may be unusual, but this is how it was intended, go conquer mars. and here are the cosmic noises!
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dear commission, this is the end of our space show; when it’s all over, it won’t end at all. as usual, you cowardly run away, what are you talking about, i don’t know you, let me pass, vinyamin, don’t settle, you owe me a conversation, i don’t owe you anything... but it seems to me that you owe it, and not only to me, you owe so much life ruined, you betrayed my husband and his friendship, you ruined the life of my daughter, alexandra, i said then at the trial, i
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will repeat it to you now, i treated your husband very well as a friend and as a specialist, but he committed a crime and rightfully went to prison for it, you yourself - that? do you believe what you say? and you nazarova, god forbid i have to report to you, sanya, how you almost came off the stage, i can’t even imagine how anyone walks in this?
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anatoly, tol, thank you very much, you helped us out a lot, it’s always nice to help a good person, come on, don’t forget it dashingly, come on. mom, oh, vladimir sergeevich, well done! got everyone out, but yes, yes, he really did well, oh, and he rarely boasts about anyone other than himself, oh, well, that’s it, they praised you, you’ll thank him when you get permission to leave, tan,
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can i just praise him for a minute? it’s impossible, the winner demands a reward, everything is fine, yes, what are you doing, if it weren’t for... these metro builders would have been stuck in place, maybe they would have dug a station, but where did you go yesterday, but i didn’t do it, i just saw how you kiss him, are you serious, he’s coming to me pestered, and i fought back, in such situations you need to save, and not run away, that is, you are not with him, of course not, this was still not enough, and why is the hall empty? is it already over? hello, hello, are you getting laundry? but no, i’m here for volodya, hello, we work here,
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come on later, okay, okay, my business guy, but can i talk to you for a second, but the fact is that i bought thin french lingerie from you a couple of days ago, so here’s you know, the clasp there is so inconvenient, it’s terrible, volodya did it yesterday, but is it possible to look at something similar, but with a clasp? easier, you 'll forgive me, but tatyana needs to work, and i 'll help you make a choice, let's look at the catalogues, kostya, take tatyana, you have a lot of work with the workshop, yes, let's go , sergeevich, and you go to glodkov, if they call, then straight to him, let's go, let's go.
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if they do send you to paris, keep in mind that vinyl does not tolerate such forgiveness, it will simply crack, you need to be so calm, careful, not nervous, as many times as you can repeat, i don’t need this paris, it’s busy, come in, my dear, come in, okay? did you call? they called, i’m the first to congratulate you from the bottom of my heart, i mean, i liked it.
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and even very, that is, everything is fine, we are going, of course, you are going, of course, but first you need to fulfill a couple of conditions of the commission, any conditions, you say, and you, vladimir sergeevich, wrote down, yes, a couple of conditions, a couple of containers, you can’t rely on memory, in general, write down, less shine, remove bright, catchy details, these are not soviet techniques, then from the fabric. and they asked the strange one to get rid of it, what have you, vinyl, vinyl, lurix, don’t do this, use replace simple working fabric, cotton, wool, all accessories with standard factory ones, and i beg you, so that there is no more of this provocative makeup, otherwise everything is fine, congratulations, paris is waiting, and
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then what will be left of the wheels? are you proposing to remove all space? no way, it is strictly forbidden to remove space, space is a wonderful topic, a cutting-edge one, but you are proposing to make it gray and faceless, right? well, why faceless? style, cut, i liked everything, slight correction, i don’t know what else you need, apparently nothing, sorry, i’m forced to take my leave, i’ll go destroy space. do you think they'll call soon? are you kidding me, the show ended an hour ago, more precisely, 15, you saw the watch stepun gave me, sent with the driver, seagull, mm,
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watch, beauty. this is your face for parting, well, let’s say we are given one permission to leave, and let’s say it will say something like konstantin so-and-so, that’s who will go then. by the way, they can give two invitations, and one of them is definitely mine. this is interesting, why? but because in paris, in paris needs these. which ones are problematic? funny. no, just like that, natasha, i can do it too. will we vote for who? so honestly. tanyush, come on, join in, he’s also voting. well, don't be silent, what are you doing? there are two
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pieces of news, again, the commission liked everything, the second, a few corrections need to be made to all this, that is, i would like to clarify, several corrections, you mean several hundred, yes, yes, they want something simpler, more life-like, cotton there, wool, they don’t like the style, brightness, vinyl, fuck them at nina vasilievna, how are you, and that it’s impossible to tell a soviet person the truth, but paris would give us an avation, but give them, simpler, more familiar, more boring, nothing, the main thing is that we know the true value of our collection, so volodya, there will be no alterations and..." to hell with this
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paris, neda vasilievna, bravo, help yourself to the blackberry, i'll do it first.
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sorry, we're on a detour, thank you very much too. will you drink some tea? no, i don't want, i don't want anything. but what is this for a city like that, you lived here for 2 weeks, you didn’t want anything, but the city is like a city, no, it’s an evil city, not good, and the people who live here are like that, are you tired? i’m tired, and since i’m tired, i need to go home. maybe you're right, we'll catch the evening train, but what about right now? there’s nothing holding me back here anymore, at least once in my life i need
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to measure the pressure on my right and left hand and compare whether there is a difference or not, what difference indicates a serious illness, about this and much more in the program. live healthy, tomorrow is the first, i mean, vision, or what? well, i don’t know how to control it yet, it somehow happens, so what do the spirits tell us? it's not him, what do you mean it's not him? do we have all the evidence? i don’t know how to explain it myself, but i saw it on the one who killed two faces, what are you making here? from now on it will be more interesting in... i'll see you again with him, it's not work, you can pack your things, these two are at the table, they shouldn't be together today, you can't save everyone, i can't do this anymore, i want to become again ordinary, normal, fortune teller, tomorrow is
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the first, but don’t quarrel with her, why quarrel, lyoshka, you understand, you need to, you need to caress her. day family, love and fidelity, a festive concert, next sunday on the first, no, well , wait, well, yes, yes, they set up a switchboard here, oh, i can’t say a word in my own house, well, it won’t fit, but what if we install additional chairs, why should i. teach, it’s called an international restaurant, they hung up,
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you don’t want to marry off your only daughter, i need to send it to you, everything’s fine, zaks and i agreed in prague. they rented the hall, they rented it, they rented it, but there aren’t enough seats, that’s exactly how it’s not enough there, there’s a hall for 70 people, and we have 100 people, where do you tell me to put them in the toilet? or maybe, listen, or maybe, well, this is his restaurant, no, really, well, this is some kind of dishonesty, let’s just sign for it, and we ’ll set the table for you, dad, yes, let’s add another newspaper to the herring, help yourself guests,
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look at what you have brought your own daughter to, you have brought me to this, okay, where should we call, prague should be called, thank you, so that we are guaranteed 100 places, at least. hello, oh, panyusha, what are you, i’m the one,
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my dear, well, hello, i can’t help but recognize you, i thought, what kind of city guy is coming, oh, it’s all from the moscow gentlemen, right? no, why did you come, tea, class is in full swing, yes, i came to stay, to help my mother, but that’s right, science will wait, and your mother is alone... well, we’ll go, valentin, we’re tired from the road, go, go, well done, tanya, for coming back, well done, all the best, all the best, hello, hello! call nazarova, please, when nazarova left, everyone
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needed her right away, when she left, yesterday at work happened, yesterday at work, today she left, young man, should i repeat something 10 times, they don’t pay me extra for repeating, wait, you know where she went, where, where, home, her mother arrived yesterday, took her away, home, that means it’s good, you know the address, i know it, why do you need it? and i want to tell you how living standards are regularly violated in her dormitory, how students get through in the wrong places, like a commandant in the workplace, don’t scare me, i’m scared, there’s a piece of paper, write down your address, the devil is out of the phone, vladimirskaya region, the city of kovrov, sovetskaya street,
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in general, they turned us around with paris, for the second time, you would think that someone believed that you would go, i will arrange a personal paris for you, this is the same girl with whom i have long wanted to introduce you , incredible, and what did he tell you about me, what?
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man, i, yes, yes, you, come here, why are you spying here, good evening, why did you come for a shower, i’m still at the zaroffs, and well, as i understand it, he’s a muscovite, so what’s this just a muscovite , yes, you look like that, but just like my cow, you take her out, she’s just he’s afraid, he’s looking around, yes, no one has ever told me this before, and no one will ever say that, but the windows are...
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very good for a capitalist, so what? do you understand that i’m asking you for help? there is a man from the embassy, ​​and if we enlist his support, he will take my paintings to the west, show them to the right people, and they will no longer dare me, and we will get to paris on our own without your daily section, to gain support, that’s what you call it. in order for me to be with him, you must
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understand that sooner or later they will put me in prison, they will find me in a psychiatric hospital, but it’s better this way than becoming an informer, guests, dear, it’s good with you, it’s better without you, thank you for coming and not breaking anything, gleb will take you to the taxi stand, you, zhil, i ’ll ask you to stay, you wanted to look at the work. i'm sorry, i don't know the word, it doesn't matter, did you want to look at the work? well, if you allow me, i will criticize a little.
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tanya they came to see you.
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and what about volodya, how long have you been coming to us, how are you direct, and why are you, moscow has become boring, otherwise tanya told me something else, mom, i’ll figure it out, volodya, there’s a good hotel further down belmany, it’ll be just right for you, well, maybe be and... it won’t be too late, but nothing’s too late, at least you can sit on a bench, the nights are now warm and above zero, but why did you leave your lead in moscow, she’s worried there, mom, i said, i’ll sort it out, really , volodya, we should come together, we are always
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happy to have guests, listen, i know how i look in your eyes, and it’s my fault, but i need tanya, and i came, lida won’t bother us anymore, i wonder if she knows that she won’t bother us anymore, or we need to send her a telegram with the post office, what are you i hung my ears, and i, like mine, should be silent in a rag, if your father were here, he would let this volodya down the stairs, volodya and i will go for a walk, it’s so cold, it’s not cold, volodya, you’ll excuse me, please, you can leave just the two of us for a couple of minutes, but i’m in... he’s from another world, he’ll indulge himself and come back, and you’ll suffer, mom, you know, for the last 2 weeks i’ve been taught how to live by everyone and everything, just everyone these people are unhappy, just like you, how can you know how right, maybe i will at least once
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in life i will decide for myself whether i need it or not? look what he got, he bought a taxi driver at three
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expensive, that’s who really gets it these days. i see we have something to celebrate, gilles is happy, why are you so silent, you liked him, you said it yourself, admit it, you like it. if i didn’t want to, i wouldn’t go to bed with him, and so on. she gave you pleasure and helped me, pleasure, well, a whore is a whore,
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oh you! it’s true what you said about lida, you think i came to your city to take it, no i know, valich. you yourself understand that your reputation is dubious. don't believe in rumors. what do rumors have to do with it? i judge by you. for 2
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weeks you have destroyed my soul, as if a lash had passed through the earth. sorry. i didn't know this would happen. lived as he lived. parties, friends, empty meetings. they told me to get married. i think it’s a simple matter, and then i met you, where are you going, run after me, if you didn’t just come. where are we? and this is my one-room apartment,
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there are no amenities, no water, but i came here often after my father was taken away, like you're on the river, you still haven't told me what happened... there was a fire at the garment factory, people died, they sent inspectors from the center, they discovered a huge shortage, my dad was the director, everyone, of course, decided that it was he was stealing, it was a long time ago, i had it for six years, wow? so long ago, sabotage, anti-sovietism, the fire was also
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blamed on him, he covered his tracks, which means that if he were here, he would have lowered me down the stairs, yes, rest assured. then listen to nazarov, marry me, and where is the ring, damn it, i don’t know how it turned out to be in my pocket, it will do. well, i think it's not bad.
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fantastic! on friday, on the first. blood pressure is normal for now. what do you mean bye? single men don't live long, have you heard? you know, i cope, the food is prepared, the floors are washed myself. well, what does the floors have to do with it, twice a week, at least. well, okay, alone, but regularly. and ... in our yard from july 7 to sunday on the first, that you have become nervous, maybe you
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also need twice a week, what, well, the doctor says: twice a week, that’s what i told you, no need to mess with him, yeah what i said, i said, i wish i were smarter than everyone else, maybe you don’t care about anything at all, now those daughters, for example, care, that’s why i told you this, did something happen? i’m sitting with my mother, deciding what to wear to the wedding, she wants a blue dress, i say, don’t overshadow the bride, volodya has disappeared.
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what do i see, everyone is trying, and i’m the only one in a position, in a position, my mother is in a stupid position, in a stupid position, mother, listen to me, daughter, my transition to the ministry is already completed, she won’t give up her back, maybe this wedding? why act like this
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torment? so, on saturday i’m getting married, not to volodya. that's just how he wants it. mom is at work, are you missing me? don’t worry, he’ll be back soon, he works part-time, do you want to sleep? no, i’d like to eat something,
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we’ll figure it out now. i must tell you, this cannot continue, we must today, you must today, what are you doing here? i killed him,
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but what are these doors behind me... free, from freedom a person will die, like a worm, an inhabitant of the bowels of the earth, the sun, this is where it comes from, i’m telling this to all the part-timers like you, shuludka, this is maxim gorky, so what? now
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that i have this folder in my hands, all i can do is apologize to you, it has become completely clear that the organizer of the gang is not you, the gang, well, of course the gang, but how else? here there is criminal intent, an attempt to find a smuggling channel, supplies abroad of strategically important, our valuable raw materials, so all that remains is to sign something and you are free, to us, in general, immediately a denunciation , testimony, testimony, and you don’t worry so much, don't worry, there's good news, huh now that it’s clear that it’s not you, what? does not interfere with your drive to kuznetsk, so wait, hope, and believe in your bright future, and after the liver puncture,
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i ask you to perform another blood draw, how does it look like blood, with needles? i see that it’s good, you’re doing great, a man should be a fighter, right, i’m saying, are you making yourself comfortable? make yourself comfortable, i won’t let you out of here until i cure you of jaundice and other consequences of a discombobulated life, well, i just hit myself, yes, yes, yes, i’m a doctor here and i know better, and so that there are no questions, i’ll tell you right away, you suspect an indian infection of the e virus, you’ve heard about this, it doesn’t matter, visits are prohibited. everything will definitely be all right with him , who knows what
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? , you yourself decided so, or maybe it’s... somewhere, it’s actually a state-owned union of artists, for example, just came up with it, yes, yes, that’s it, they rented it out, this is no longer your home, did you promise to show me the drawings? it takes a long time to look for them, well, yes, your mansions,
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wow, something long ago. do you think it’s amazing that you’re a moscow aristocrat and imagined that i was either very stupid, that i trusted you again, or what, or that i love you? that i love you, open the state security committee, we have an order for an arrest and
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a convoy to moscow, or maybe just one more time, i didn’t have time to consider on what basis you should consider it, well, i would like to know what kind of transport you... are not transporting, what class , by what order, to whom, and we are not taking you, tatyana nazarova, let's go, wait, wait, what is he accusing me of, wait, you don't have the right, let me in, show me the order, you don't have the right, i ask the magistrate, don't, don't tell me anything, don't sign, do you hear, yes, i'm done decided. well, i didn’t sleep on the pie, of course, i’ll put it in for you if you want, but i have a minute, i don’t know, veronica, he’s eating
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cheese, remember, he forgot it over the weekend, we still can’t get rid of the smell, bitch! such things, it’s better with a pistol, of course, take mine, it ’s lying on the side, yeah, i’ll take it, but it’s not loaded, if i press it, it won’t fire, right? not the same in the fields, the determination to go to the end, accept, for the last time i propose, what did you do with her, where is she, what did she promise, if you don’t come to your senses, you didn’t give up, you’re going to your mistresses, who would talk about your mistress, how could you, i trusted you, i defended you, in any
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situation, when everyone was against it, and you acted so low, so vile, so unworthy, do you hear what i’m telling you, he shut up, did i raise such a son, i forfeit i'm ashamed of you, calm down, verochka,
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i'm sorry, mom, verochka, verochka, don't listen to all this nonsense, lover, i will put a pie for you. let me pass the cross on an important matter, it’s not allowed, do you hear me, i’m a nephew? on
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the forge, yes, even the son himself, everything is not supposed to be, but you’ve gone crazy or something, what does it mean, it’s not supposed to be, you’ll find out something, i’ll find out everything, this is the avant-garde of soviet fashion, advanced work. what's this? this is vinyl. does this mean anything to you? says a lot. from whom was the material purchased, in what quantities? and who did they want to sell the manufacturing secrets to? i mean, the secret of manufacturing. what is this secret? they have been sewing from it in america for a year now. who were in contact with
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from the embassy i will remain silent, answer questions, you can’t remember anything, you want to continue later, i can organize you 2 hours of rest in a common cell with criminals, men, if you want, if you want, if you’re old, write already. well , how is our guest from the capital doing, free, then i myself, have a drink, don’t feel like something, a cigarette, maybe stop pretending to be...
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did you know about volodya’s plans to organize a smuggling channel for valuable material for western plans, forgive volodya, yours my father believed that the main thing was me. answer the question were you aware or not?
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tanya, i also have an ill-wisher, believe me, they will probably take advantage of this situation to somehow annoy me, well, you know what i mean, you’re talking about weeding, yes, yes, a very... smart girl i like you very much, you remind me of myself in my youth, i also rose from the very bottom and achieved everything with my own work and perseverance, but your father is another matter, but i
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assure you that he can also be helped, well, with the proper intervention organs, why not give a person a chance for a new life. and how can i help? well, now he’s wondering, well , for a while, well, until all this somehow calms down, leave moscow for a year, two, wait, volodya, and then leave with him
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, well, although no, no, it’s better porose, well, the place is unsafe. isn't it better for us then not to meet with him at all? oh, nazarva, we’re getting in again, and i’ll say goodbye
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while passing through, well, well, it’s good that you ’re here, this is the second day this handsome guy of yours has been walking around, asking where you are, i say, you’ve left, he... doesn’t believe it, anatoly, well, yes, zeneria ivanovna, by chance you don’t have any money, but 10 rubles, as soon as i get home, i ’ll arrange a return transfer for you, and i’ll write a receipt, as you like, i’d give it to you, petrovich won’t allow it, i’m thinking of going to bulgaria on vacation, so i can't do anything. i’m sorry, don’t change, you’re a good person, monolithic, and don’t explain anything to me, no, no, i’ll go hurray, i’ll ask, tanya, but they said
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you left, and what kind of fate did you lie to me or what? this is my second day here, i thought i’d finish it already. and out of habit, i cooked a whole pan of soup, i forgot that only one was alive, thank god tolya came at least to eat, that it’s good to get in, yes, yes, you can’t just dump the snow insolently, and they asked me to tidy up the room, a new lodge will be moving in soon, my dears, please be silent, heaven, i ended up in moscow by accident, one might even say, involuntarily, be so kind as to lend me money for a return ticket, and as soon as i arrive, i ’ll send you everything by telegraph. how is it possible to not come to moscow voluntarily without intending to come here? yes, tatyana, you have to explain yourself, otherwise these conversations of yours are very suspicious, yeah.
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everything is clear, happiness to you two, she’s strange still, in a bad way, it’s a disaster, uh-huh, you say cabbage soup, it’s cooked, yes, eat it, come on! i thought i wouldn't see you again.
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remember, when you and i first met, well, when i came to you, you said that you are forced to live the life of some other person, wear his pants, marry his fiancee, that inside you are different, so you me too pulled into someone else's life. all these crazy plans, paris, life by the sea, restaurants with some kind of picks, jazz, interrogations, in the end, i, i don’t need all this, i’m different inside, i love work, i love my mother, i love ordinary people, and you are all not ordinary, yes, what ’s easier, i met a girl, she said she loved me, and now she says that i’m
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not from her circle, tanya, you do you love me, no, so i don’t. well, i congratulate you, i also congratulate you on your marriage and
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in general, happiness, health, that’s what the house is full of, yes, yes, you too. oh, hello, i’m back for new acquaintances, well, that’s right, and we’re there with friends, a vacation before getting married, come to us, no, thanks, old man, i’m afraid i won’t make it, that’s it unsteady, lucky. can i have the same six pieces? listen, i have
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to tell you something, in general, for everything you’ve done, i don’t just respect you, good bones, you’re a good person too, come on, good luck to you and may your clothes fly into space, be it. that's for me? no, this is for me. oh, the satellite is burning up in the atmosphere. i don’t like to talk, but what can i do? we happen to be for volodka, this is a toast,
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an amazing toast, dean is just a true speaker, thank you comrades, i will really... miss our men's get-togethers, nothing, kiryukha, be patient, soon you will become the most important man among these nurses, uh-huh, we’ll discuss women with you, you think that’s enough, i’m of course a good guy, but still a girl, better let’s tell you about your detachment structure on sakhalin, we you were interrupted, but it ’s just a laugh to go build a recreation center as a railway worker, although the rails haven’t even been laid there yet, it turns out there are no roads, but there are railway workers, and they are already cultured. absurdity, well, for the absurdity of the meaninglessness of existence, it seems that you have enough too, but where you say, they sign up for these construction detachments, so the stomach is not
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pull me in here, then tomorrow we will exhale, everything will go away. why are you talking to me so rudely, you’re not having a good day, so don’t take it out on me, let’s not pretend that i don’t know who you are, by the way, we lost a valuable employee because of you , you are really valuable. don’t worry, i’m passing through here, i came to bless volodya, he’s not here, i hope, who is? artemyev? well, you don’t know if he quit, but today glodkov came and said that’s it, his service is over. i've played enough, it seems, i've played enough,
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i would have said. congratulations. and nina is on sick leave, uh-huh, she won’t leave after the show, she’s all upset, she asked about you, even as if she was upset that you left, listen, what kind of outfit are you wearing, yes, an experimental model, getting involved with these experiments, let's go, i definitely won't let you in so hungry, what if you decided to change me, then i myself will choose what? hello, come in, they told me that you were looking for me, i was looking, help yourself, oh, thank you, why, nina, vasilina didn’t
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tell me that i quit, in a word, not said something, that’s why i’m at a loss, it means he’s saying to me: a consolation prize, what kind of prize, i don’t know anything about this, they asked me to pass it on, here i am, what are you going to take, take it? thank you, yeah,
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nazarova, how did you find me? yes, the receptionist said that you have already left, but you will definitely come to the library, i need to talk, what happened, just? quietly, please, what don’t you like, that it’s evening, no, i just don’t want a donation, what am i going to do about it in kovrov, heat the potbelly stove in winter, hmm, kovrov, what’s the old believers’ church there?
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also, they probably store potatoes there, or has the museum already opened? you don’t know, young people live in such places, you’re all striving for space, you’d better develop the earth first. have you been to kovrov? was, i worked in kavrov with your father, i was his deputy at the factory, and he was my friend, probably my last best friend. i kept waiting for him to start telling the truth in court, to name names, my name, he was silent,
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silent, so he took all the blame on himself, when he was taken away, he said, i have no one closer to you, take care of them. "this is your family too, i got scared, i left, what are you looking at, don’t look, you started the fire, no. and waste, yes, you’re right, when
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i saw you on the list of applicants, i also chickened out, i imagined that you were walking along the corridor and greeting me. you understand, you understand, i even sent her money to the jury, then i came to moscow, i got involved, and then she got it into her head that he was imprisoned because of me, but that’s not true?
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i don’t understand how to offer this, in what capacity, so as not to lose you completely, if not, start. oh, first take my portrait, we'll see
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how there will be a picture of me. where is the general? sit down, pour some for you, so we don’t hold champagne. everything is fine with him, oh, shine, the best of all, and really sit down, we need to talk, no, no, this time he didn’t call you, i called you, lord, why? i bought it for him at the blash market,
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beautiful, like real ones, however, he still needs to make five more offers this month, poor thing, i don’t understand, you don’t understand, you just understand everything, unlike all these professional networks, i bring them to him, i take dozens of them to the dacha, i think he salts them or something, here among them... you are a good girl, not like everyone else, carry dozens of people, he is a deceiver, a swindler, he lies to everyone, he gets on everyone’s nerves , he asks you to get married, sometimes i get a divorce, sometimes i don’t get a divorce, sometimes he gets together with his wife, then he separates, it will get on your nerves , you can’t do this, i won’t allow it with you, why are you here, because i...
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see that you’re not like that, you’ve just got it into your head that you’re like that and that you need a general, so, and what do i need, if not a general, real love, and so that they don’t lie to you, and so that they see what you are, and maybe a good portion of herring under the shupa. and if i tell you, that i don’t believe this whole bullshit story of yours, then i’ll ask you to look over there behind the partition, it’s really interesting, i can believe you again. “
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they offered it once, please, thank you, but in general i have gorgeous kebabs at my dacha, hello, vasily,
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in creative families there is such a sign: if there is one musician, a second one will definitely grow up, the song was literally dedicated to me, what kind of eyes do you have - then? well, my eyes are not black, but dark brown. when you entered, i realized that there were no questions about the song at all. no one had any left, i added one and the hall just began to fly away, i’m drawing, i’m drawing you, i ’m drawing you. such a wonderful son, so active on the stage, you have love on the stage too, this is the most important thing, looking at you, i think, two stars, fathers and children, are on the first day.
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we can't stay here anymore. nazar will not give life. today at 4:00 am, without making any claims. misha, what is this? war is a thing. nazar, nazar. after the program, the time where we were going, trembling, wow, i was so scared, i almost
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had a shock, well, that means it’s even, i was yesterday, when i saw your door at the convoy, i almost died, well, i thought, that’s it, the man went step by step, and what ’s worse, at least... explain, i would have embroidered, if not for the highest degree of secrecy, they got in trouble at the wrong time, he called me yesterday, i have no doubt, okay, where we’re going, i didn’t say, but where i was going, i thought there was a wedding, but they’re unlikely to let you in like that, they’ll let me in, i... you look like you’re going to run away, again, don’t run away yourself, then all the guests are a ministerial bigwig, however, he was going there, he promised that you would be there, okay, we have to be serious
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talk, you're okay, let's go back and knock, there's no need to knock so that others don't... just slow down at the park, let's go out and have a walk, i understand, so what did you want to talk about? “azotov, how long do you have before registration, an hour and a half, otherwise this is such a conversation, but i know what kind of conversation it is, which you don’t want to have,
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let’s do it this way, you have three questions, do i promise to tell the whole truth or not?” don’t take your breath away, okay, don’t rush, we’ll never come back to this again, and if something happens, i’ll deny this conversation, you understand, so, three question, the first one went, what happened to their father, why does his mother love him so much, what have you heard about your father? he shot himself and the stable one when they were going to arrest him for embezzlement, he burned everything in the oven, he got scared, you can guess who was going
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to take him, it was he who made it look like he saved her and took in the child, but the gnedozotov had nothing to do with it, seryozha burned all the papers so that my sister does not end up under investigation. but you probably guessed it yourself, since you formulated the question so cleverly. so, question two. why are you all so afraid of him? and you know this. he's a spider. and everyone is dangling on their faces. “pull on anyone, at least on yours, your wedding, the victims will sway at the other end, convulse, and i’m hanging there, sitnikov.” so in
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reserve, like canned food, and we are waiting for him to devour us all, and maybe he will get by, the third question is, why not just slam him, you can with all his web, you just know. “don’t run ahead of the locomotive, everything has its time, everyone has gathered, but who is everyone, katya, again her shurmurs, ordinary ones, khanya is here, and you found a replacement for nazarov, i’m not, this is...” now yours care, they definitely decided, decided, decided,
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stop asking questions all the time, come on, gather everyone, we’ll announce, well, maybe it’s not necessary after all, you’re a good leader, you’re good, you’re the best, leader, i may be good, but a fashion designer, in general, is the director of the society, i would like to propose appointing you. nina vasilievna, yes, i know this, nina vasilievna, tell me, they take me to kuznetsky, yes, they even give me some kind of assistant, zaitsev, the committee corrected the description, suddenly. when you were going to tell me this,
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and this is great, he wanted to deprive me of such good news in the end, then sign the application today, it’s impossible, well, it wasn’t enough for you all to run away, how can i get a job there then, so figure it out yourself and you’re a defector. okay, bring your note and call hanya for me, then we can talk.
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anton, maybe stop fooling around, i ’m bored too, i don’t turn on the music, well, how long can you wait, but you came together, yes, but he went to change clothes, change clothes. escaped, he will come, we bet you click, listen, you can somehow that’s all, go, go, so that when he arrives, we’ll immediately, i’ve already filled it all out, i just need your signatures, the end, he’ll show up, but where’s the suit, lead, i can’t. what can't you do?
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anton, are you kidding me? i told you, not now. not mine, all this. what? not my cut, not my style. let's sign, where did you sign? it's all because of the suit. of course, why else? let's go. don't scare me like that again, please. i haven't started yet, little guy. what are you talking about? i took the ticket immediately after the wedding, i’m leaving sakhali, after the wedding, after weddings, even into orbit, lidiya veneaminovna, do you agree to become the wife of vladimir sergeevich, you also ask, yes, yes, okay, vladimir sergeevich do you agree to become the husband of lidiya veneaminovna. yes, but what
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answer did you expect? as a sign of fidelity and love, exchange rings. what is this? volodenka, what is this? lit, excuse me,
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why am i asking you? volodya, forgive me, volodya, forgive me, all the doctors, where are you going? volodya, this is considered, you are husband and wife, why are you silent, you announce, well, what are you doing, he is now.
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that's great, accounting, so hello, hannah davidovna, you are kind, but you keep bragging, yes, this is different, that means so, my dear, listen to me, shake your head, just marry a general, it’s pointless, in my opinion, i drank something else, well, when was that, my dear, well... so what, lesha, lesha, he was offered a place at the embassy, ​​what fate, yes, at lunchtime, i ran into the studio, i work at the academy of sciences,
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okay, there’s nothing there, but my eyes are asking to come back , yes, i need to come see you sometime. "i need a suit for paris, well, to emphasize the business nature of the visit, what, listen, well, we are always glad to have such visitors, oh, look, the whole team is assembled, like in the old days, oh high, don’t be dramatic, we haven’t seen each other for a week, and where is kostya, he has no time for us, he’s like he went to the model’s house, everything doesn’t come to us, now it would be ideal if she opened it”: he came in the door because of people like you and kostya , hanya and i are sewing up here, well, we have to work,
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work. hello, tanya, i i didn’t wait for an answer to the first letter, since our weather you don’t know when it will be delivered, if only you knew, it’s some kind of happiness to breathe fully for the first time. watching with my chest how life appears where yesterday there was impassable more often, it seems that i am finally busy with real work, for this i am grateful only to you, so i dream of only one thing, maybe in a year or 20 years, when all over the world there will be no boundaries, i will find myself in paris at a table... in a street cafe, i will look at a girl in a red dress passing by and recognize your work in this dress, then i will understand that you also took
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a deep breath. hello, evening news on channel one, andrey ukharev with you. fights on approaches to the hour yar. that’s why ours are pushing the enemy through a swarm of drones in the sky.

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