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hello, good morning, good morning, hello, hello, i don’t know where potapov is, the duty officer said that he was early in the morning before... the start of work, he came in for a couple of minutes, then he left somewhere, and where is the witch? who knows, maybe she’s flying somewhere on a broomstick, she doesn’t report to us, but yeah, we’d also like to know who the flowers are from, in the morning we came to the office of no one, and the bouquet is already on the table, of course, that means this come back, let him look at me. okay,
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marinka got nervous, yeah, listen, you don’t know where this sleigh hangs around, and feeds the squirrel with the hatch, he’s now he has become her protector.
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thank you, you helped us a lot, all the best, i hope we never see each other again, goodbye, hello, alexey ivanovich, yes, we will be there soon, not empty-handed, uh-huh, uh-huh. good afternoon everyone, it’s easy to change, but it’s okay that our working day is approaching lunchtime, again the dragons are at the entrance of the crawlie, they didn’t let us go, then if you called us, we would help you with the machine guns, and then all three of us crazy for injections.
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guys, i don’t even know what’s better, being afraid of dragons or catching fish in the fountain. "eh, mother, how strange you are, since i haven’t told anyone anything, you’re next, i ’ll go and smoke, since you don’t seem to smoke, don’t start, yes, it’s bad for your health.” well, come on,
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there’s nothing to say, but there is , it’s just not the time, it’s not the time, there’s nothing, so tell me, listen, go have a smoke, but they say it calms your nerves. what can you even know about me? well, for some reason, so, leave it, leave it. run away girl. go, go, go, go have a smoke.
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come on, come on, you’re a nightmare, i’m trying to follow. your advice. and that the burshat will calm down a little, they are correct men, what is this, and yes, i thought it was you, come on, don’t be a bully, don’t make things up, my god, is there a pill? no, why did we spend so much time yesterday, well, not us, but you don’t hold back, yes, yesterday it was the same thing, you said, be quiet woman, the bosses
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know better what’s best, yes, well, something like that, right, yes, y you were in such a du... mood, you never said what happened, nothing, nothing, okay, somehow we need to start working, oh, where were you hanging around, i wasn’t hanging around, i was carrying out operational search operations events, well, be quiet, just don’t shout, why are you shouting, but hello, do you like it? is that you ? yes, i came for the documents and left them. thank you, what do i owe? then we'll talk. and decide to ask a question. alexey ivanovich, senior lieutenant. but you still won't believe it. i don’t believe it anymore. where have you
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been? i think i've found the killer. i decided to test lyusin's theory. what faces, what butterflies? she said that she saw a man with two faces and a butterfly, but it’s not clear, so they stopped everything, we checked those who left at night after the murder, well, no they checked those who came during the day, i rushed to the boarding house, talked with the employees and security, there is such a person in a luxury car, well, where can i go? open, well, another face, what does it mean, another face,
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why are you confusing me all the time, but the person who entered the territory during the day, yes, yes, he entered by invitation and was allowed in. the guard says such a gentleman that it is impossible not to let him in, and i downloaded the video, wait, where did this gentleman go, he disappeared, i called the director of the company that was organizing the holiday, and they said, no they had important guests that day, who arrived separately, he did not disappear, he had a different face, stop fooling around, what a different face, but he just changed his appearance, well, we smoked, so that means we need lists of all the animators of this company, how is she delta m, delta and survey protocols, we are looking for a person who is not on the company’s list,
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is included in the protocols, and even a video recording and how does anyone have his tablet? for nothing, that's it, let's run, work, thank you, why are you blind, you don't notice anything at all, what are you talking about, and your husband alexey iirmakova, you have him, right? lyosha, you’re here, varyusha, but you ’re thinking the wrong thing, i’m here completely by accident, and it’s poor. my dear, what happened there, what started the fire, two shores, the premiere of a serial film, watch the time after the program, stirsman bourbon is a product of
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the stellar group, mancacher whiskey is a product of the stellar group.
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on the first. this is a city whose coat of arms depicts the most powerful beast. we are in the glorious city of yaroslavl, and fonya was filmed here. everyone's favorite ivan vasilyevich also starred in yaroslavl region. so, the boyar will erase for you according to yaroslavsky what you have prepared. you need a thin, thin straw. we are trying. but if you were 10 years old, you could join the corps of young astronauts. a child’s dream has come true, technology is
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something girls and women can do, it’s quite beautiful, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on sergeevna, you’re on the throne, let’s go, the premiere is on saturday, on the first, everything has already grown for me, to fly, mom, can i have some more cake, yeah, you won’t burst, and i’ll help you.
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aspirin is my head hurts, what do i say head it hurts, i have aspirin, but i don’t know why he caught a cold, i probably don’t know, but where but at my mother’s , i called you, i didn’t call, so it seemed to me who i called then, where i was at night, stop it! i’m telling you, i spent the night with my mother, yes, yes, and before that, before that too, the witch didn’t pour the tea, no, she just brewed it, and there’s no way in the witch’s studio, listen, potapov, if you’re going to continue lying to me, we can end our relationship right here right now, stop it, well, i ’m telling you here, head of pain, you want to live with me, i sleep at home, because i’m not going to sit by the window like a fool and wait for you until midnight, that’s clear, okay? well,
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ivanovich, i found out everything, i checked the lists of artists, boarding house employees with the survey materials. so, one character, as we expected, who said that he works as a waiter, actually does not work there. this is our master, only he was wearing makeup and a bow tie. okay, look man, he's famous. oh, he has a decent backpack. let's go on the wanted list, everyone. well done lyusya, well done everyone, otherwise we will soon have no police at all let's leave the work. maxim evgenievich, is there a courier from the online store? yes, thank you, hello, hello, will you check? of course, this is everything i ordered, right? yes, a hammer drill, dowels and screws. thank you. you
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show me how it works. start button here. this is what i understand, drill, yes no, drill with drills, they are inserted here, well, yes, yes, i understand, i know, thank you, well , everything is correct, i need to sign somewhere, yes, thank you, thank you for the purchase, everything hello, so everyone understands what we are doing tomorrow,
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yeah, that's it, see you tomorrow then. andryukh, what are you doing? i’m on duty again, sanya asked me to replace you, maybe i’ll register you here, your wife won’t kick you out of the house, so i’ll move here, and you, sanya, you can’t, i’m going on a date, but the only thing is, don’t renounce pessimism, alexey ivanovich, realist. okay, bye everyone, bye, after the hijacking i was wounded, i returned to the country, i still couldn’t leave, i remembered the friends of the dead, i lay all day long,
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looking at the ceiling, it was empty, sad, lonely, unusual. yes, i'm still on the army schedule i’m used to it, i get up at 6 in the morning, i hang around alone within four walls until the evening, you know, everything inside was literally burning from the board, well, i started drinking, i lost my job, then i lived for so many years without a foreigner, there was a tail, i’m no one there except lyuska did not hold for a person. everyone thought he was an old drunk, but when lyuska left, i was completely sad, so what do you do next, and then i decided that i was a military officer, i didn’t
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belong in a garbage dump, i felt ashamed in front of my friends. one day and didn’t give up, so, well, then nadyukha’s daughter called and invited me to visit, from the renovation help, well, it’s right that he came, it’s right that he stayed, they don’t understand anything with these initials, that well, they don’t fit anywhere, i did it anyway, maybe my father encrypted them somehow? well, i would encrypt, yes, it’s a joke, well , stop stirring up the past, enough already, you won’t calm down, yes, about the murder in the boarding house, take him urgently, okay, goodbye, goodbye, what’s wrong with him,
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i brought up the matter again about the murder of his father. 20 years have passed, what does it matter? i found my father’s notes, thank god, there are no names there, but today i was at kostya delyorsky’s, he drove him away, this it’s clear, it’s clear, he’ll come to me again, what will i tell him, yes, your father took money from bandits and put it where it was needed? never mind, he won’t figure it out on his own, but he already guessed, you just want to check, he won’t stop. will continue to dig, yes, he is like that, that’s what he is, x-ray,
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goodbye, goodbye, ah...
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oh, good afternoon, i don’t think i called a plumber, and i’m not a plumber, i’m a pool cleaner. i am a drill man, i am a cheerful carpenter, i am a husband for an hour, i noticed last time that your shelf requires hanging,
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what it requires, it requires hanging, screwing, i don’t know how our company would carry out any work, of any complexity, we drill, sex, don’t offer sex, you can start with the rest, the socket is here, hostess, accept the work, so, well, ah, another thing. well, deflection protected, cheerful
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carpenter, rybesk, hello, rybensk took its beginning from a fishing settlement, where fishing once took place, in one season, our merchants made a real economic breakthrough, in rybinsk you need to find fresh fish. yesterday i was still swimming, very rich, really rich, tasty, almost like japanese smoked charcoal it turns out, smoked steril, and you have the best day in the world there, vologda differs from other cities in that we surround you, you won’t go to the store today, for bread, then for milk, for vologda milk, hush, hush, are you crazy or something, but look, one, that’s it, i got it, two, come on, i suggest you try ours.
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gifts, gifts, who will now have the incredible legacy of the great vasilyeva, who will get her jewelry, we lay out these jewelry so that everyone can choose what he wants. our exclusive, the last interview is the last will of the great vera vasilyeva. exclusive with dmitry borisov. on saturday on the first. and in our yard on sunday. on the first
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, okay, that’s enough, they’re sulking alone, and i’m not sulking, i’ll just see you with him outside of work again, you can pack your things, it’s very tasty, yeah, but for some reason i want meat,
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a gentle, light frame, if you knew with a stubborn heart how a hooligan knows how to love, how he knows how to be submissive, then a citizen would gallop up to you and stop writing, just that... how to touch your hand and hair with the color of the eight poisonous nadviki followed you oh now it will begin, even your own or strangers, this is what is happening here and the bears will come.
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kapustin took him and his horse away, they set up a tent, and came to me. max, why are you building this, will you go to the movies with me? no, lucy, i’ll come like this every day. lyus, well, just once, okay, just leave here as soon as possible. let's go, couple, let's go. learn, new guy.
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thank you, svetochka, sit down, how is your work going, good, yeah, how...
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just tell that guy of yours to i haven’t staged such performances here anymore, lyusenka, we still have the police here, and not whispers, so what, what next, we look out, he’s really on a horse, then he’ll start singing, listen, and ignati was swearing something, just like there, the entire department poured out into the street, passers-by began to stop, some were tortured. film on the phone, yes, lucy, well , be more careful with your prince, and what, well, he’ll take an arrow and launch some other frog, which is what disappeared, thank you, no, well, i don’t mean that you
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frog, i mean i'm a prince, i'll help you, what kolya is wandering around, swarming, i see that you are all wandering around here, huh? ivanovich, you can, come on, that’s it, we found him, we have him in our hands, this two-faced anus, janus, anus, no, if you meant the ancient roman god of deception, then janus. not in fact, you called him correctly, but i’m wondering why he’s two-faced, well, yes, janus, yeah, well, let’s go, well, yes, he’s there , we know where, yeah, we have to go, yes, come on, now , yes, uh-huh, i got it, okay,
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let's go without me, i'll have to hand over the powder, uh-huh, okay, then, well, undress already and take off your shoes, well, look at what you've left behind, give me your foot, lord, go put your sneaker in the place where there is a boy who has turned 6 years old, this is me, oh lord, on behalf of our powerful empire, we congratulate you! happy birthday and we give you this blaster, may the force be with you, may the force be with you, oh princess, take this cake and lead us
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to campus, follow me, emperor, are you ready? what did we agree, as it seemed to me, i came here to congratulate my son on his birthday, i congratulated him, here you go, you won’t see him again, nastya, i’ll be here come so much. as much as i want, do you want to tell volodya everything? i don’t mind, i just won’t allow myself to be blackmailed anymore,
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a leather coat, a hat, a wide gait, that’s klyuev, that’s klyuev, of course i’m a dude, we’re from the state security committee, do all the objects in the room belong to you, 575. ideas, this is called a herd, stop saving, i was in my poor youth, i really wanted to help my mother, since i was a strong guy, so what is there for me to unload the carriage? any job must be done well. hello sherlock. hello my boy. 100% hit in the image. any role where boris vladimirovich appeared, i believe that it was a decoration for any movie. we had the full feeling that we were an ordinary family - this was a loss, the loss of the head of the family. because we all called him dad. a wonderful artist who made a big mark on the theater and cinema scenes. for your eightieth birthday. boris klyuev's birthday
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on saturday at the first. i didn't learn to rest, and when i tried to do it, i almost went crazy. pechora vodka, stellar product group. veda vodka, a product of stellor group. old barrel cognac. product of stellar group. stirsman bourbon is a product of the stellar group. mancacher whiskey is a product of the stellar group. what do you know about uruguay? this is one of the most prosperous and developed countries in latin america. i also know that there are more cows living here than people. the national meat of uruguayans is beef. almost a religion, what is the model of a beautiful woman in montevida?
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for our women, comfort comes first, some feel comfortable without makeup, others cannot go to the supermarket without full makeup will come out. what are you drinking, this mate? yes, these are special leaves from a tree, and also various herbs, mate is not sold in coffee shops and restaurants, everyone makes it for themselves only at home. do you often come to dance? i come here not only to... dance, but also to find a gentleman, you know, i’m already at such an age that i want to meet my love, the lives of others, the premiere is on sunday on the first, the challenge, every day is like monday above, here star families fight each other with a friend, absolutely everyone benefits from this, i’ll come to to your aid,
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two stars, fathers and sons, sunday on the first. yes, i'm coming, why knock? who's there?
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locksmith, is there a leak coming from you downwards? what a leak, i don’t have such a leak, you can’t see, there’s a flock of water flowing through the duct, i don’t have a flock of water flowing through the duct, the chandelier down there is about to shorten, you’ll all burn out, call the police for me, okay, don’t, the police. why are you fighting? i fight because i fight. wow, that means, oh, you’re already in london, invite witnesses, search the apartment, and so on. let's go to. blood skin samples taken
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from under the nakhti, the one killed by anna pushkova is absolutely identical to yours, so it’s useless to rely on the useless boss, you proved that you’re not rubbing some kind of blind man’s buff into the second one, you’re sewing me , my lawyer would come with him. so we’ll play the game of silence, okay. grigory matveevich, lieutenant colonel, do you know me? what is she talking about? but listen, listen, you’ll learn a lot of interesting things about your life, you understand everything, the lads respect you, you kind of
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live by concept, so what? don’t you know what you ’re asking, how many people have you passed? from now on it will be more interesting, you tell us everything, and we ’ll forget something from your biography, this happens to me often, i remember here, i don’t remember here, but you have people who constantly want to buy me cheap, so the client started bargaining, okay , then so, we, of course, can write that the powder is white, we did not seize it, which means you hid it somewhere, in your opinion it was hidden, and you know that the owners of the powder will find you sooner or later, they will have to to answer, well, okay, fine, i
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’ll say everything about these two blind people, everything about everyone, you’re no stranger to it. just kidding, just kidding, yes, i have the goods, okay, clearly, in general, the first batch was large, so they assigned me to him so that he wouldn’t throw anything away, and you knew him, but no, of course, i had to figure it out quietly , how did you get into the boarding house, and what is there to get into? you hired a limousine, dressed up, gave the security guard a run for his money, he let you down, and then you changed your appearance.
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no one guessed me, i pretended to be something so that no one would be surprised, yes, well, in general, i realized that it was not in vain.
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and we haven’t ordered yet, well, why didn’t we order, we ordered, rum, stop looking anku, roma! to hell with you,
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well, i didn’t find him, well, i think that means maybe they’re working there for a couple. useless thing, you didn’t take your eyes off her, oh, i had to shed right away, they ’re shining their poster. of course, i'm sorry, please,
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thank you, i'm sorry. and where is it, just in case, he said, in case it comes in handy, sanya, amazingly, is a great specialist.
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why are you blind and don’t notice anything at all? what are you talking about? about your husband alexei irka ermakovy? you have it, right? lyosha, are you here? varyusha, did you think the wrong thing, i’m here completely by accident, and it’s time, science fiction tomorrow is the first one, you'll be bored , of course i will, don't forget your hat, it 's cold there, goodbye, thank you very much, everything was very tasty, good luck, come on, that's it, let's stand for the holidays, well, i'm there for now, bed linen collected, he collapses in the dupe. drunk, he can’t stand on his feet, he’s staring at me with his eyes, let’s go to tashkent, let’s go to tashkent, i say: men, what a tashkent, we’re at the kievsky station, in our
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studio there are wonderful artists who gave their voices to their favorite characters, go ahead, colima estates, kostya raikin agreed to star in this film only because i voiced it, i tried to play it in such a way that it would be possible to answer my question later, well , of course, only i can do this, no one else, the route has been built, i took the most important thing, yes, skewers i took it,
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i forgot, listen, let's go pick up your mother, it will be possible for your mother to establish a relationship with her, yes, but she won't go with us, let 's go, let's go, let's go, okay, the horse is dying from work, but what about going home? go, go, i’ll still work, the cop’s husband can’t stand anything, but others endure, endure, endure, get married, find out. goodbye, lyosh, did you buy coal?
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yes, i bought it, i bought it, okay, but forgot the champagne? no, why? don't let anyone except potapav come to me. why didn't you come to me for so long? every time i waited for you to come up and talk to me, but you kept buying your ties and leaving again. i couldn’t, come in, come in, what happened? it happens that you have visitors from the drug enforcement administration. "we would like some explanation from you: the substance found at the murder scene in the boarding house was
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tested by our specialists, we want to receive it from you. explain where i’ve already told you everything, ivanovich, and where will you guys go, i’ll take you guys, i’ll come back.

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