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Understanding 9/11tv Fantastika 1TV July 19, 2024 9:45pm-11:51pm MSK
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this is an amazing effect, the feeling that everything stops around, like a freeze frame, you know in the film that here comes shirvint, with a scarf, there once with a pipe, once, but he always immediately became the center, lived, was , man, you are a man, well, someone might think, hello, hello, my name is konstantin sergeevich, a romantic under the guise of a cynic, he was much deeper than all of his kind. heroes, why
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are you laughing all the time, i haven’t sung anything yet, go laugh in the garden, and yet, almost every episode of it has been dissected into quotes, smile at me, as i do at you, allow me, comrades, i have all the moves written down, let’s take a photo, let’s weigh in on the driver, he knew how to make you laugh with silence, with just the look of sadly expressive eyes, shirvint came to the theater of satire in the seventies right away. got into the main performance of the era, this is my dear, not politics, this is intrigue, well, politics, intrigue, call it what you want, in my opinion they are akin to each other, and then there was trigorin in the seagull, molchalin in grief from his mind, maliere in the cabal of the saint , why have i been around me for so many years? this is torment, we played a lot of plays of the lucky and the unlucky, i really liked how it existed there, i still remember it... monologue: i meet my
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sunset completely, completely empty, there is nothing to fill this emptiness, i meet my sunset, completely, completely empty, and there is nothing to fill this emptiness, i still remember these very piercing words of his, a brilliant actor, a demanding director, a strict teacher and artistic director, unanimously chosen by the team, 30 years of work, bronislava chunikhina worked side side by side with shirvint, together they toured half the world and everywhere they were... like family in this atmosphere of frenzied competition, enterprise, seriality, then somewhere in a nice basement they would play something sacred, 60 people would come and kiss the hickey, and it’s another thing to collect 1,250 so that they laugh, but not to laugh, you know, it’s impossible here, because it was a pleasure to drive the sign above us, and alexander anatolyevich, he was generally different from everyone else, he... no matter how much
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he liked loud feasts all these gatherings partying, and he loved, as he says, on the hood, on newspapers, here’s the hood, here’s a newspaper, here’s a sausage, cut into pieces, and glasses, that’s all, and this is happiness. alexander anatolyevich willingly shared his most intimate, sad, and funny things with his son mikhail, who turned his gatherings with his father into an online show that collected hundreds of thousands of views; all the greats said that they should study. i need it until the end of my life, now it’s the end of my life and i’m starting to learn from bloggers, while the delirium is fading, you can think about the eternal, oh, you have everything with you, but a real mountaineer, on pages of their books, quotes from them also sound today on the stage of the satire theater, this is the planet shirvint, unique, unsolved, eternal, if there is life on it, then it is definitely a little kinder and funnier, kristina levieva. ivan strukov, mikhail
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kunitsin and nika vishnyakova. first channel. tomorrow on channel one it’s alexander shirvint’s day at 1:30 p.m. comedy, three in a boat, not counting the dog. 16 million in the marriage basket. we will remember his images and unique humor at 12:15 and after the evening news in documentaries, on the occasion of the ninetieth anniversary of artist's birthday and after the program time. release tonight. well, there's a fantastic super show on the air right now. new television reality, cnop gin, a product of the stellar group, montechoca cognac, a product of the stellar group, rom castro - a product of the stellar group. pechora vodka,
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as stated in everyone’s favorite cartoon , the secret of the third planet, the talker bird is distinguished by its intelligence and intelligence. so here i am, your talking bird. i also differ in that i know that today a truly bright evening awaits you, we are starting. on air fantasy, the engine of musical and virtual progress, here any, even the most incredible dream can come true, everyone’s favorite songs can begin to play with incredible colors, today a new world is emerging before your eyes, in which
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there is a place for everyone, hares, dragons, queens and even people who are made of flesh and blood, like me, vadim golygin is with you, an ordinary person, that’s all... when he plays, we are lucky, the jury of fiction the actress is not just good, but magnificent, she is always truly delighted, alexandra rebenov, our participants, vulnerable guys, when she begins to discuss their
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performances, even they sometimes get a digital chill running through their fantastic skin, strict but fair, daria moroz , a girl whose real images on our project are cooler than some virtual ones. if anything, i said this only between us, otherwise the participants will be jealous. brilliant yuliana karaulova. he knows everything about everyone, and that's even a little scary. it’s good that there is only one such tv in the universe, only ours, the smartest among electrical appliances. tv! friends, i think most people already know how everything works here, the participant who scores the fewest points in the program receives a warning in the form of a yellow card, if you earn two of these, you definitely won’t
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see 3 million, the points are summed up throughout the season, and the champion will be the one to whom the girl shouted more often than others: “this is fantastic! this is fantastic! not everyone takes seriously girls with such an appearance as our next heroine, well that these are pigtails, freckles, a t-shirt, shorts, the look may be childish, but she fights in the project like an adult, pippi, pippi, a red-haired hooligan who knows how to be serious. a dreamer and a chatterbox are the perfect combination for conversations with our jury. i am sure that everyone who has freckles has been kissed by the sun. she considers herself an adult
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because she no longer needs to sleep at lunchtime. a perfectionist believes that no one can do any job better. i’m very glad that last week i showed the other side of myself, lyrically, and it’s good that he doesn’t know about someone like me and that in my dreams there are vanilla declines, maybe in general yours is this impudent disposition, these are all hooligan manifestations, it’s just such a shell, tender inside, a very touching vulnerable creature that depends on the mood , i succeeded. i have given my time, i will continue to act in the same way.
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in a big hot air balloon, in a big hot air balloon. you and i will take more bags of sand, in order to be closer to the place longer, you and i will take more bags of sand. we ask them on the beach of the southern shores.
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you and i will spend this summer on a large tangerine-colored balloon. there is a tangerine on a large balloon. and a new color, you and i are spending this summer, be ready to fly, we will be there for a very long time, millions of songs, we will sing so many meanings, you and i tomorrow. the whole sky is bright blue, so as to stand out, on
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a large hot air balloon, with tangerine light, you and i are spending this summer. in a big hot air balloon, tangerines of light, you and i are spending this summer.
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tell me, peppe, last time you had a different suit, and this one is from the first episode, well, the new ones didn’t have time to sew, i suppose, well, why don’t you like it, it’s tangerine color, i thought it would be organic, yes, but do you know how it’s inflated?
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in fact, there is no need to inflate it, dima is always ready to fly, you just discouraged me. if with all the other avatars i can roughly imagine who is hiding behind them, then about you i have no ideas at all, in this regard, i certainly admire you, because , well, to deceive people like that is simply inhumane, inhumane, and secondly, i i'm trying understand, after all, how young an artist
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is hiding behind your red shell, now there will be a crash test, what is it? tube dude, damn it, well, that is, it’s someone young, and what kind of dude, what kind, no one, i’m a dude, that’s the kind of dude, listen, listen, it just dawned on me, maybe it’s an actress after all, because you’re so complex the task was chosen, the actress won’t read the rap the way she read it, girls, well, i just don’t understand, it’s the same... the crazy young artist who is on our stage, she’s bright, daring, cheerful rasputina, valeria, this klava koka, what are you talking about, this is klava koka, improvisation, you see, the person has simply mastered the image, he even has plasticity at the physical level, and you think, klava koko
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doesn’t know how to improvise, you have to be an actress, you always think that this is klava koka, please tell me, is there anything? the artist who has settled inside pippi is plastic, because we have such a curved pippi, and this is very cool in the numbers, what i like about you, pippi, dear, curved, what i like is that your plasticity is here , when you communicate with us, the dance moves in your numbers match, it’s very cool, you have some of your own
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tricks that you use, it’s cool, i wanted to darken a little everything that’s happening here. everything is very bad, pippi, juliana will now say, besides the fact that we can’t figure you out, well, i don’t know, it seemed to me that your performance today is much weaker than your performance at the last episode, why, and what is it, who is it, and because that everything is fine, nothing new, that you are stuffy such, nothing of their own, well, agree, i agree, no, i actually absolutely agree. as expected, and also vadim pavlych, dear, wanted to ask pippi what else she drives and does she even go anywhere? i, i ride only on my charisma and charm, just like that, let’s wish our participant high flying, high flying
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to our pepilotta, pilot pilot. attention, says st. petersburg. every year, on the last sunday of july, russia celebrates navy day. in accordance with the decision of the president of the russian federation, the main military-thieves' parade will take place. we need such ships at sea so that we can fight our own waves, we need lighthouses and we need a locator, and
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we also need loyal guys, then water is like earth to us. then the crew is a family for us, then any of us wouldn’t mind serving in the navy for the rest of our lives, a solemn parade for navy day on july 28 on the first, for the ninetieth birthday of alexander shirvint, go laugh in the garden, together with your boyfriend , i i don’t understand how, well, let’s go to the garden, to the garden, to the garden, to the garden. licorice, fresh air, oh, only the sun, only the sky, and the river, manmaransi, manmaransi, call me karys. stop gnawing at me, my dear, well, don’t gnawing at me, here, here is a frying pan, so why is it with strings, it’s very fashionable, there won’t be steaks, there will be pancakes, dear
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lady, forgive the tactlessness of my friends, it’s because of the dampness, you , you and you, and i, well, okay, and you, lady, all sat, sa, what are you singing about? are you in the garden yet? no, go to the garden, you will sing there, you will listen there, three in the boat, not counting the dog, tomorrow on the first, this, friends, is how the brain works, this is how, in the literal sense of the word, sleeping pills turn it off, why it develops towards sleeping pills.
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greece was used in the meaning of competing, entering into battle, so it is not surprising that the next participant ended up on our project, he boldly rushes into our fantasy. so far everything is working out for him, this is not some frivolous antoshka, who can be asked to go dig potatoes, but a serious antom, anton, a fantastic werewolf with fiery superpowers, i am sure that the simpler and... the more complex a person is, they believe that there must be at least some kind of mystery in a man, and some kind of dragon,
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of course, respects all rivals, but will not simply give up victory. of course, i want everyone to enjoy every performance, but it doesn’t always work out, why don’t you transform yourself anymore, creepy, today you will be the dragon, in terms of sound i wanted more experimentation, they want it brighter, tougher, cooler, okay, i’ll show them how we need to light it up, everything is still ahead,
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ala and porus. green, everything is so and not so, the world is like as if it’s a busty, but someone will say, what the hell, they don’t penny at home, everything is as always, just happiness and misfortune, but someone will say, no luck, lost soul, it’s cool, how beautiful,
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you will become easy, but someone will say, as long as you can, don’t wait for anything, the knife doesn’t save you until the morning, but again it’s day on the blue coast of the sky, those questions are the answer, don’t say, believe it or not, it protects you.
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stop it, let him continue to undress, we have dragons in our country, daria walks around without clothes at all, just like that, spicy, here too, we have some too, let's, let's consider your image today, that you came with an open heart, but i want, yes, i want to say that i really like your voice timbre in combination with digital technology, you have a cool image , thank you,
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there is something. and a little on the theme of the performance of the direction of the repertoire, it could be sasha santa, sasha himself, by the way, yes, maybe he has a lot of lyrics, recently he began to release something so energetic, similar to and another bold version, the second version, i’ll probably take the height of absurdity, it seems to me that our participant from the first season decided to try himself again, and this is van chibanov. by the way, in terms of
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sound production it is similar to wanchab, well , of course, i don’t want, i don’t agree that this is the height of absurdity, why not, maybe radiong azmanov, no, no, no, no, well, no, no, no, the pinnacle of absurdity has already been taken, that ’s all, leave it to me, yes, anton, tell me, you need 3 million in victories, i think i ’ll just give them to the fund for the protection of the dragons of the earth, very funny, understandable, he’ll take it for himself, turns out to yourself. while i’m here alone, you know, i’m sitting and a little jealous of you all, those who are on the other side, because last year the level of everything that was happening here was certainly very high, but how cool it became this year, what cool graphics , how absolutely realistic does it all look, because this is fantasy, sometimes it’s even unclear where is reality and where is fantasy? we are letting
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our anton go, we still want you and the dragon not to be separated, bring him to our new rooms, we want anton and the dragon see together. see you soon, i'm flying by, bye, bye, friends, who among us at home hasn't sung into our hairbrush or deodorant, imagining ourselves as a star, a star on a universal scale. our next heroine always preferred a shower head until she got to a real microphone, the only participant in a project that really suits the desk, frankenbock. a charming housekeeper and a keeper of order in fiction, she
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is always ready to play a little prank, does not succumb to fashion trends, and feels most confident in a starched apron. believes that a woman is beautiful at any age, but she still makes a cucumber mask. i am very glad that in my last speech we remembered together. favorite actors, oh god, what a man, and i want a son from you, i want a daughter from you, and a daughter, period, it seems to me
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that you are an absolute thief of hearts, today you got me completely hooked, i watched and just enjoyed , i don’t even know what to say, i was so praised, i am very grateful to the jury for... they appreciated my favorite character so highly, i am for faking side is very happy, here she is, a woman, a cat. the surface of the ancient pond was covered in a storm, oh, it was like pinocchio,
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i was once young, i was careless. ilipachia's look, everything around seemed marvelous, 300 years ago, everything around seemed marvelous, 300 years ago, it seemed to me that happiness was nearby, just... stretch out your paw, but with the autumn leaves falling, the summer days rustled, old age is still not a joy , and people
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oh, wow, our little fish, brother, well, in this case, 300 years ago, yuliana says, i was like that with myself, exactly a year ago, no, this is for the city’s 3rd anniversary ago, vitalik’s group. my dear children, but again, again you enveloped us today with your voice, i want to confess to you, you have become my favorite, but i will explain why, you have a very difficult task, this is a well-known image just to everyone all over the world, even, probably, without having been this word, yes, and master it so deftly, from the very first appearance, it was as if you were were born in this image, but at the same time i... you understand that behind this image there is an artist, and there is no one behind me, okay,
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no one, this is my doll, i want to note that my childhood dream has already come true, to be inside what a cartoon, but it has become so real that for me you are just a real, real african, right at the very end of our tv show. my golden one will come up and hug you, and i can come to you myself, let’s not put it off, don’t sit there, hug me, yes, just my daughter vera, she loves this cartoon and just you are also one of her favorite heroines, what a beauty, oh my god, what, wait, is the child watching me? of course, i have two children, ivan and vera,
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vanechka, verochka, eat well, listen to mom, listen to dad, watch good cartoons, vanechka, when she grows up, will be as beautiful, smart, pretty, obedient as vadechka, this is fantastic, cool, thank you, of course, this is an absolute heart stealer, miss. you are charming, despite the well-known avatar, for me a catwoman, with soft paws, is just a miss grace, the way you move, what really warm energy you have, you are just a cat, but can i ask, tortilla turtle, song of tortilla turtle, which animal do you associate yourself with, dear frankenhil durbok, if? with a turtle, what is your totem animal? you know, i don’t
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associate myself with anyone, but my totem animal, it seems to me a long time ago, is a fly, a fly, because a fly, it’s buzzing in one ear, then buzzing in the other ear, i can’t decide whether it’s me this is how i live, my, my golden boy, you can tell me, in what kind of ear is buzzing in my ear, can you imagine, if it came out like that, i’m like this, and in yours... it lives in both ears, because you are the fly, the golden sakatuha of our project, i don’t share your opinion, for me the character, who sings for us, he is so sleek, good, who you want to please everyone, she comes and is like that, and then we start communicating with her, the same, and valechka, i just can’t understand, this child is scolding me, no, no , this is how he
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expresses his feelings, he’s just jealous, that’s jealousy - it’s close, it’s somewhere like that, i have an idea who it is, dim, due to the fact that at the moment i don’t really understand the character himself, i can’t even guess, so we’re putting forward new options, concepts, yes, let’s throw it in, throw it in for a while, i i say cat woman, cat woman. just a hint, it's spider-woman on top of everything else, a fox, no, i think it's possible, maybe, look.
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i don’t know where all these magic engines are hiding, but it suits you very well, how pretty, see you, he was flying, he promised to return, dear, dear, let me introduce yourself, so on and so, look at me, and oh... such a profession, you will learn all the behind-the-scenes secrets of one of the most popular and beloved theaters in our country, that's it, faith, walk a little, talk, well, gingerbread whip, should call it’s a pity, but you are at home
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with your wife about work, thank god she doesn’t know where, a wife should believe in the genius of her husband, feed him and not disturb him, i have... all the steps are written down! when did your duet with mikhail derzhavin begin? count the silhouette here? we bring you good things! he knows how to joke, but we we love you not only for this. i haven't sung this yet! alexander shirvint's day! go to the garden! will you sing there? you will be there to listen! tomorrow on the first! and they also say: don’t believe in fate, kusha, guy, you know how reliable, three-room apartment and divorced, by the way, he loves everything unusual, i want you to stay, you know this peacock for a week, and already with him you’re jealous, yes no, i just
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don’t like him, and you don’t like him, i should like him, but in our yard on sunday on the first. businessman, three-room apartment, financially secure, skiing, no one goes here except dog lovers and murderers, i really loved her, but they wanted to submit an application, it seems to me that he spoke sincerely, they are all sincere, and then 17 profit for having thought badly , she was here yesterday. here, right here, a fortune teller from monday on the first, you know, i’ve been in moscow for so long, i’ve never gone to the cinema, otherwise it’s easy to fix, i’m waiting, this is fantastic,
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our next participant is guided by the principle that everything should be in an artist. rosa markovna bad! a widely known lady in the narrow circles of the virtual intelligentsia, she loves to be called by her first name and patronymic, but for those close to her she is forever a rose, dressed to the nines, each of her looks is thought out to
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the smallest detail, and she herself is sure that appetite comes with eating, therefore , to dwell on... that legends are not born, but become, is not going to win in science fiction, they think it is clear that rosa markovna, as the winner of the first season, is in special demand, i am not surprised that the members of the jury were not entirely happy with my last four performance. to four suns, you killed me evil, promised me everything in the world, i was a little upset, you are such an actress, you are a stylish thing. here is the school level, rose marfina, she is just very jealous of this image, well, let's
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play again, it will be real fantasy. and my girl, i’ll hide my lips in bare lipstick and hide my eyes in dark glasses, i’ll go where i don’t need to, just so i can get back to my groove, but it’s easy, unusually, impossible for me to pick up the ball... yes, i dance when i sad, yes, look how i can dance,
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i’m on the edge, well, and you’re normal, because now you’re on the edge, don’t fight with me, the past won’t repeat itself, just don’t lead me astray, this is mine, my life principle, this. .. oh my film style, don’t try to bring back again the one whom he even let down, shakoy, don’t be cowardly, cool, shakoy, shakay wasn’t sad, then from whom he once let you down, i imagine your voice again. “i hear your steps at night, but i think i’m ready for anything, just not
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to return to my own hands, but the past does not will happen again, just don’t lead me astray, this is my, my life principle, this is my, my signature style, don’t try. to bring back again the one whom you once let go, don’t be sad, shake, don’t be sad, the one you once let go, oops, here she is.
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this is my, my life principle, this is my, my signature style, don’t try to bring back the one you once let go, shakai! shakay, don’t be sad, the one you once let go, this is mine, my life’s chapel, very cool, this is mine, my signature style, don’t try to bring it back again, let it go, wow! it seems to me that she removed me, yes, she
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just went her own way, in general she removed me in front of everyone, oh yes, in general it’s very cool, it’s a shame that everyone was stunned, there is agent 007, and this is agent 70 + 70+, no, no , no, maybe this is james bond's grandmother? exactly what kind of stereotypes are these, everyone thinks what it means, a special agent is some kind of spectacular girl, why has no one ever thought that this could be a spectacular grandmother, my baby, i still think that this is james’ grandmother bonza, you know he's going to save the world, and she put a hat on him, put on a hat, that you’re so sad, dima, that you’re a hamster, i didn’t like the rats, i was just surprised at first. mixing music, because the addition sounded so interesting to me, and
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there are musical groups where everyone is welcome, including dogs, cats, roosters, and even those who think that they can marry a princess, with only a guitar in their soul. our next participant has both a guitar and a suitable band, he himself is good together with his team, and is a troubodour in solo swimming.
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a troubadour, a wandering musician with a restless soul, an experienced romantic, a lover of waking up the neighbors with serenades under the windows, is always torn between his career and personal life, but as they say, first of all, his gang, and then the girls, and then the girls, traveled all over the world with his musical group, the jury has long seen him as a great professional, and he doesn’t argue with that. from the moment i was given the yellow card,
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it was like i was walking on a knife edge, one small mistake could be fatal. what concerns you, everything that concerns me, everything it’s just beginning, it’s beginning, i’m glad that last time the members of the zhenri were blog-inclined towards me, i don’t know, maybe my serenade influenced this, it’s obvious here. person, academic voice production, perhaps this is a musical artist, finally i was able to reveal my vocal capabilities, i hope today i will be able to continue my upward movement,
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on the floor and around, so take my strong advice, just remember to always think twice, don't think twice, don't think twice, she
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told my baby will dance free when i look at me that show the f of my baby grandes were like mine, we dance on the flog head around.
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this is another matter, yes, well, yes, oh, croubadour, yes, good, what can i say, a certain mixture of styles, look at him, he looks like both jackson and elvis presley, such michael presley, here is the owner of a unique voice, magnificent plastics, and don't forget the yellow cards, friends, yes. in general, i have to say that we like your new hairstyle, dear troubadour, a little more than your pickup manual, here’s your number, it seems to me that you somehow pulled yourself together a little, learned a luxurious dance, simply
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luxurious, gave up those cheap tricks with bouquets, yes, yes, yes, in short, today it was just, wow, it was just, not your own to dance like not everyone can do michael jackson, believe me, i showed many artists on my monitor, but most often, of course, i showed michael jackson, honestly, michael jackson is my favorite performer. i believe that michael jackson is one of the greatest troubadours of his time, it's true. between by the way, i once attended a michael jackson concert in the nineties, i was with my mother at dynamo stadium, i remember it was in the rain. we waited 4 hours for him to come, and you were at this concert, of course, we started our careers at the same time, yeah, wow, here’s a hint, well, there’s
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a guess who is stas piekha, well, some kind of experience piekha, well, or alexey vorobyov, experience piekha won’t dance like that, here’s alexey vorobyov, alexey vorobyov, roman arkhipov, and not that... not the other, who else we have, that’s who is just kipelov, no, what are you saying, no, here more frosty, from the king and the jester, wait, and now we’re just throwing out the most absurd, just throwing out an option, i’d like, firstly, to justify myself a little, because we ourselves, without wanting to, in fact, being members of the jury of this wonderful project, are forced sometimes be a little bit of a rat, because it turns out that we vote without looking you in the eye. this is a competition, here someone will definitely take first place, someone will take last, someone will be eliminated first, someone will take 3 million, so to sit and say that excuse us, please, but this competition, this goes without saying, the most
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important thing is participation, so i wanted to say that you are a great fellow, you pulled yourself together and gave what we expected from you, go further in the same direction and you will have every chance to win, i think today's performance is our trumpet. and his band of merry animals deserve loud applause, thanks troubadour. oh, i like him better this way, and so do i. the next participant can safely say about herself: all ladies are like ladies, and i am a queen; someone will decide that she is too arrogant, but i will say this, this virtual character simply knows her worth, our queen, queen. a lady who
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is allowed everything, and even more. she has a stern look and a difficult character, but there are no weaklings on the throne. everyone notes her strong energy. the main thing is to direct it in the right direction. she doesn’t need to ask the mirror who is the cutest in the world. she feels like a king. in any situation, does not believe in chance and sets maximum goals for himself. only on this project can heroes change their appearance so radically, that’s all. one week i
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i was looking for you in a dream, i was looking for you on the left, who will tell me why i live without you, when you started singing, then these biological creatures widened their eyes, multifaceted, incredible magnificent queen, for me it is really priceless to stay.
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to tell you everything i wanted, the wind outside the window is out of habit, the clouds are driving the clouds like a match, the sun will light up, there will be a sky, a day will come where you have not been, look into my eyes, how long can you lie, it’s easier to say it yourself, that love was in front of the shower arrow for me. not
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became boring, i don’t believe you, yesterday’s dream, which brought tears to my eyes, i don’t believe you, we’re gone, it’s gone, i gave you away a long time ago, you’re sleepy, although it’s cold, i don’t believe you, you’re all that you had ... time to tear apart, burn the pages where prona is with you, where she managed to become your melancholy, lawlessness, the wind outside the window out of habit, driving the clouds like a match, the sun will light, there will be a sky, there will come... a day where you were not , look me
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in the eyes, how much you can lie, it’s easier to say it yourself, that love was a shootout shower, i’m getting bored, i don’t believe you, you’re a dream from yesterday that gave me snuggles, i don’t believe you, you’re a descendant of the past. i left you a long time ago, i don’t know, the sun is the best for us, the water is cold, i don’t believe it, everything that...
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i at first thought that it was, you know, such a chelyabinsk metallurgical plant, children’s toys, so, these all sorts of streams are pouring, some kind , melting, some kind of magma, please tell me, fire queen, who did you sing to, who do you not believe, who offended you,
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who to punish, who set you on fire, it’s hard to offend me, you know, this is stupid. yes she inherent in royalty, including, i generally trust people, but when a gullible woman, whether she is a queen or not, is offended, then such a hairstyle, it seems to me, right away, right away, is a warning, either, or, you know, when you go to bed i woke up with a wet head in the morning like this, this happens to me, but i want to look at the dress, what is it leather or what kind of material is it, there are some hoops here, i see what? it seems to me that it is very difficult to cope with such a character, because in addition to being called a queen, you have to be
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queen, you have such strong energy, and, you know, this is really such a fine line, because now i don’t know whether they will agree with me. angry, yes, but it’s cool, because it’s quite aggressive music, despite the fact that it’s still pop music, but it has a share of aggression and here we really managed to convey it, there were goosebumps, you simply masterfully control your avatar , you do it super cool, you’re great and... you manage to surprise us not only with costumes, yuliana, thank you so much, i’m getting goosebumps right now from your words, yuliana, thank you very much, and as for the hairstyle, dear viewers who have just joined our program, are now watching on the screen for the first time, in front of you is a woman-bonfire, you can
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take her with you on a hike, put it on its side and either jump over there or jump over making a wish, or you can throw potatoes into the fire, but to be honest, i... practically didn’t watch the number, i was mesmerized by the queen, i looked only at her, i almost even didn't listen to anything, that's what they were very lucky reasons, maybe it seemed to me, maybe it didn’t seem to me that there might be a singer slava with her very blasting voice, yeah, slava, maybe a good version, and i’ll take the liberty of suggesting that this is an actor’s song, an actress on...
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freeze fascinate, let it continue. the queen continues to march through our season, we wish her good luck, bravo, bravo, bravo, just fire. tatyana mikhailovna said that every woman in the soviet union should love stirlitz, but... so much so that she leaves her husband very carefully always treated the actors, she could directly kill this person in general, just so that the actors were not touched, days pass without you, she didn’t repeat that...
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tatyana lioznova, premiere, tomorrow at the first, on the occasion of alexander shirvint’s ninetieth birthday, today i have another thirst, colonel, you are bringing discord into married life. obviously, the gods are sending me tests on this decisive day for me. wait, this time
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the idea isn't so bad. like all the ideas of leonid papaganda. this person is your wife's lover. idiot, pull yourself together, that's it you'll fail. he is a brilliant artist, i am simply delighted with him. he is just a very smart and kind person. and you think this is not theft? i don't have lyres behind my soul. these poor sandwiches. the only way to feed the family. million in the marriage basket. tomorrow on the first. the atmosphere on the project is such that it seems that we have also become kindred spirits. well, this is just a breath of nostalgia. it was very funny. upset.
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and children, on sunday on the first, this is fantastic, they whispered to me that the bathhouse, vodka, accordions, salmon are not only a line from a popular song by the group lyub, but also a hit parade of favorite entertainment for the next fantasy character, of course, the digital hero doesn’t really need all this, he downloaded them more for his image, in general, he’s a man from toes to toe. mikhailovich!
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mihaloch! the most experienced among the fantastic the most fantastic among the experienced. an old horse does not spoil the furrow. it was with this motto that he came to our project. i’m sure that you can’t drink away experience, although there were attempts when i was young, he knows where crayfish spend the winter, how long to cook them until they are ready, i’m sure that the real a man should be able to use cosmetics, albeit car cosmetics. last week i will remember solely for my nerves, the judges
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began to watch me as if under a microscope, and for some reason mikhalich’s wedding ring appeared there, a setup, it seems to me that your rock and roll soul is asking for something more driving, guard , mikhailovych’s first warning, let’s support him with applause, today will be fantastic, we have prepared something intriguing for you, i wish you a pleasant viewing.
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the night will no longer clear itself out and the snow has become entangled. the beauty lightly touches you again your loved one left you again you must crucify your love again you must love your grandfather proskovya from near moscow with sadness and longing again one proskovya girl from the moscow region zazaza on the sand cries tula and will fall from heaven, staring out the window, all you have to do is see that there are still no empty places in your heart, again you must erase your love, again you must erase your love, a proskopya girl from near moscow, with sadness
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and longing alone again, a proskovian girl from... behind the nursery, muscovy is crying at the window, the light in the morning gets tangled in the curtains and flowers that you forget to water, you are not happy with spring and you're sorry, because again you must crucify your love, because again you... must love your girl proskovya from near moscow with sadness and melancholy again one girl from proskovya from the moscow region behind navdeska cries and a girl from proskovya from moscow suburbs cries with sadness and longing again one girl from proskovya from the moscow region behind navdeska cries at
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the window. oh, that's it, he's cute, look at his everything is simple, oh, that’s it, proskovye, go away, dasha couldn’t even resist, she started dancing, as if she were in proskovye, as if
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proskovye’s middle name, pay attention to how mikhalych actually shook and the jury. you need to keep up with the times in the end, but, but i would speak for myself, vadik in this matter, and that is, now it will begin that i don’t like it here, it’s not good there, everything was very simple, easy, against the background other numbers that we looked at today, it looked very simple and easy, well, that’s good, no complicate, here the question is, is this good, is it good, good, but you can’t confuse good with anything, is it good for you?
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wow, you love to ride, love and ride, this is what we have started now, alexandra, please, your version, who is this brutal man who is ready to kick a queen on the train, maybe it’s the lead singer of the group rondo, of course, this is a complete miracle, alexander ivanov, girls, what were you whispering about, i saw everything, but we are whispering that it certainly could be alexander marshall, but an alternative has appeared.
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mityaev. in general, mikhailych today is quite indifferent, i must say, and reserved. but i’m not quite nervous, right? only mademoiselle’s knees get nervous when i enter the hall. that's why, my dear, i remember everything. wonderful. mademoiselle's knee. the jury is in suspense, because they have to give it. we care for our friend. mihaloch, are you a womanizer or what? or monogamous? great, why are you so interested? yes, i’m speaking for my friend, i’m worried, but it looks like someone is trying to compete with you, someone whose knees are sweating, or maybe i’m just cool
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friends, dear mikha, your knees are sweating, that ’s right, they showed all their knees quickly, who has a sweaty chubby, come on, competitor, look at your competitor mikhalovic, listen, but let’s sum it up, today he surprised us again, reincarnated, but everything remained equally so brutal, and with this one, i don’t even know if it’s a baritone or what, a real colonel, a real one, yes, a colonel or a junior lieutenant, a boy, young, we don’t know who is there, because there are a lot of versions, well , we wish you good luck, let's see what the scores will be, hurray for mihalich, thank you, mihalich, thank you, thank you very much, although yours was fast, pinched, pinched, pinched, just think, it’s okay,
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i have a good osteopaly, i have good osteopaths, everything is fine, i myself, you will be cured, and i will be cured, you can help me, you can comb your hair, change your clothes, do some medical treatment, and generally do just fine. i think this is love, in it, science fiction, we found out that the next participant in our musical and magical competition sings literally everywhere, at home, at work, while playing sports, and even when cooking digital borscht, so fiction comes naturally to her habitat, meet our melodic and energetic... heroine matilda! matilda!
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an extreme sportswoman with a gorgeous voice and striking appearance, she lives in the script of a film that she writes for herself. not afraid to express. her individuality and defend her opinion, difficulties only strengthen her, she is not only flexible, but also strong, considers herself a winner in life, she is the strictest jury for herself.
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it turned out to be difficult to remain among the leaders of the project, and even with such rivals, every time you have to come up with something new, unusual. you were like a real rock star, promise that this show will only have ups and no sharp descents, i intend to win, so i put on my superhero cape again and fly to save this planet from boredom.
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you'll take your away, fine away, you're so it down, but i will flow, i'm trying, show me down, but yeah, i'm so tiny,
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do this three times, your back won't hurt, ok, i heard that you have problems with your lower back, i noticed how low the bar is set in this case, but who can so repeat, my friends, only our wonderful heroine, dima, a little higher and i will repeat, dima, let 's go, come on, you can do it, come on, come on, come on , damn it, let's try, this is inaccurate information, let me too... dear viewers of the first channel, do not try to repeat this at home, the trick was performed by semi-professionals, a person against an avatar, a competition to see who will bend lower, bending prolongs life, two, no, no, no, fell, fell, but did not bend,
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maybe she's confusing us by the fact that she's a young girl, that's how her skirt is they were trawling, or maybe there was a big one taking place there, and now i have an internal conflict about this. today you tried to surprise me as much as possible, you did it, and i began to think that maybe there really is some wealthy gymnast here, but no, that’s a separate conversation, wealthy, very rich, very wealthy accomplished, guess
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what? you’re trying to persuade me, let’s do it this way, you’ve already been persuaded, maybe you’ll listen and not interrupt, but lord, you’ve already finished your point, you’ve finished your point, we want to help you, formulate. it doesn’t even work, guys, if you piss, you, your formula is even worse than singing, you ’re about to crush a great actress, what ’s going on, guys, please, citizens judge in order, i’m now looking at dasha on dima , it’s like snow white and an evil dwarf, attention, thank you, in general, ani lorok may be standing in front of us, thank you for listening, god, thank you, that’s of course, but i can imagine that it could also be elina chaga, but what no? everyone is talking about our
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near future, which has become the present, that numbers beat people and dystopias have always talked about this, you know, it’s just awkward at the human jury table. i agree, there are so many emotions, so it’s all some kind of thing, yes, which caused, high technology, actually digital, digital art, then she makes the bar better than just a person, you know, but i don’t want to believe that they will win, you understand us, then go make the bar better, but it seems to me that without the living talent that controls these numbers, of course, it would have been impossible. living talent, but i also today i thought about anna lorak, i don’t know about her choreographic abilities, but i thought why not, well, first of all, alexandra, i remind you that what matilda is doing here now is being done by a person, we don’t
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see any technology now, let’s let's applaud, well, no, it can't be, it seems to me that there is some kind of trick, applause, our participants, this! this furry vocalist can pull himself out of any trouble by the ears, we have already seen this, so prepare a carrot salad, sit back and listen your favorite, zaya! zaya, a fluffy gentleman, a creative intellectual, knows thousands of ways to cook carrots,
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dreams of moving to a hole in the center of the forest so as not to have to travel long to the concert clearing, is waiting for proposals from... last week i could not imagine that i could make the jury to worry,
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a new dish on fiction, a hare in his own tears, a hare in fatty tears, it seems to me that... the hares come first with dramatic, deep complex things, today, as usual, i came out empty -handed and i hope this issue won't be remembered only for me, but for you. your hands are strong, you protect the glorious one, your thoughts are true. you teach your stupid eyes,
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your soul, kind and pure, give it to anyone, only one, do good throughout the whole earth, do good to others for the benefit, don’t hide it. siva, no thanks for hearing you nearby, do good throughout the whole earth, do good to others by doing good, not for the beautiful, no thanks, hearing you nearby, i will attack, but really trampled.
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who heard you nearby, do good throughout the whole earth, do good to others for the good, not for the beautiful, thank you, who heard you nearby, oh, bravo, zaya, wow, yes, you are convinced,
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guys, carrots are not a luxury for hares, a means of transportation, bravo, that’s right, king carrots, just king carrots, ruler of carrots, dear zaya, besides carrots, you are also doing something else good? the only good thing, probably, is not to eat the carrots yourself, but to give them away. this carrot to all those who love it, to your neighbors, bunny, you are so kind that i somehow can’t believe that there is still a person hiding under the fluffy beautiful skin of this wonderful animal, but if you are so kind, then tell me to whom in our show you are ready to give up the victory, oh how, to whom you are ready to give your cabbage, to anyone, but in fact i...
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, that is, only vlads fly on carrots somewhere - even then. oh my carrot gods, where are you? help! i said in the first issue that it was vlad who stomped. look, the bunny is standing there and laughing and laughing, well, in general, we have many options, because the repertoire really suited everything. zai's repertoire is quite diverse, and we are completely confused. a very mysterious character, i can only say one thing, it doesn’t matter whether he’s wearing a mask, a vest, or with gifts, he’s always there. imposing, gallant and unpredictable, bravo zaya, thank you, see you, see you, see you,
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on the occasion of alexander shirvint’s ninetieth birthday, tonight you will learn all the behind-the-scenes secrets of one of the most popular and beloved theaters. i have a feeling that somewhere out there the papanov are now preparing for an appearance, orosiev’s stage will come out like fireworks, andrei mironov will definitely come out, aleksandrovich, when it’s all worked out your duet with mikhail derzhavin, count 10 years, you have a couple of psychologists visiting, how
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hard it is to be artistic, he says, the artistic hand is maksik, it’s a carrot and a stick, but when the carrot is in the hands of the stick. tomorrow at the first, here, except for dog walkers and the killer, no one walks here, i really loved her, and they wanted to submit applications, it seems to me that he spoke sincerely, they were all sincere, and then 18 profit for not washing the dishes well, she was here yesterday, here, right here, a fortune teller. from monday on the first, you know, i've been in for so long moscow, i’ve never been to the cinema before, it’s even easy to fix, i’m waiting, in the first season of the new season, a woman is killed, and we’re talking about the devil
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and my heart hasn’t broken, do you know how she’s torn, they just give away the shoulder and the elbow it’s tempting, okay, let’s think about it, let’s say you’re a mole, you’re wanted, there are leads on you in all parts of the soviet union, and no matter how good your training is, sooner or later you ’ll still be identified, and this is a mortal danger, or you have a second, very well thought out option of escaping abroad, well of course, i would run in, what will choose the moles, that's the question, be careful, i'm always careful. major, find the head of the security service, have him urgently report to the control room, and mobilize all our employees, everyone you can, the whole version is going to hell, the man with a stutter suddenly speaks like cicero, i really hope that you don’t have to blame yourself for not wanting to help us, you are a very good
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shooter. hello, colonel kostenko, confrontation, premiere based on the legendary book by yulian semyonov. it is fantastic. about personal the life of this virtual artist is unknown; he carefully hides it behind seven passwords. but you can’t even imagine how many emails we have to read. with a request to share his contacts on social networks, ithan sings for you, a programmer of human souls who creates with the help of technology, creates a unique virtual
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cocktail of image and voice, artificial intelligence... yes, he did not hold in his hands anything heavier than a computer mouse, but ... this does not prevent him from remaining among the leaders of science fiction. last week before leaving the scene i were you seriously tormented by doubts whether you would like my performance or not? didn’t it seem to you that it was somehow sad, why not,
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it’s with such strong masculine energy, thanks to the grand jury for the comments, but it’s becoming more and more difficult for me to surprise them every time, probably it’s time to reflash the operating system hack into your hearts with new energy. the red-haired girl from the eighth apartment says that the nights are only for love, i believed in this and opened the doors to her, red-haired girl, but where are you, these moonlit nights, mirror no shorter, but invent only for love, if you want, on this moonlit night, it will be you and me, just me and you, these moonlit nights, gray
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days shorter, who invented them only for love, if you only want, on this loving night, it will be just you and me me and you, me and you, look at the sky, in the sky, wow! shines at night only for the threshold, the moonlit road, look at all this for you and me, these moonlit nights, mirrors no less, who can invent only for love, if you only want this moonlit night, it will be just you and me, these moonlit nights , zerok no less, who invented them only for...
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these moonlit nights, gray days in short, who invented them only for love, if you want, on this moonlit night, we will be with you, just me and you, these moonlit nights, grains in short, who invented the bully for love, if you want, on this moonlit night, it will be just you and me! hello,
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hello, hello, i noticed, i noticed, thank you, you, thank you, in one, on the same wavelength, yes, well, how are things on other planets, tell me, you know, just wonderful, just wonderful, i’m trying my best to come here and reflash a little of your old music and so that it can be heard even on other planets, i hope you liked it this time too. no, actually, sash, i ordered a star from the sky for you a long time ago, the courier brought it, please open, intergalactic courier. please tell me what these newfangled sneakers are, where did you get them, is this some new development of roscosmos or what? of course, i printed them on a 3d printer, i will definitely send you a pair, oh, thank you, and please me too, so that you shine even brighter, these are ours russian developments, by the way, we are thinking, there is a little bit of you...
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inside, but for me this is generally the beauty of a fantasy project, that whoever is inside is so good, i have no idea who the avatar is, a superstar or an aspiring star, here in this metaverse of ours, everyone has equal chances, and this is the coolest thing that a big star can do some neat act,
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a novice star can simply shine with all his beauty. finished for today, let's refresh our memory of all the performances and watch the brightest moments again, on the big air in a ball of tangerine colors, you and i are spending this summer, where are the questions, don’t say anything,
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kim broke down, i don’t believe you, yesterday’s dream, which brought tears to me, i don’t believe you, proskovya girl from the moscow region, with sadness and longing again alone, a proskovian girl from the moscow region, behind navezskaya, is crying at the window.
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do good throughout the whole earth, do good to others for the benefit, without coloring, thank you, these moonlit nights, gray no less, who would come up with love, if only you want this on this beautiful night. well, my dear people and tv, in front of you are portraits of the participants, we are starting the voting procedure, i ask you, dear members of the jury, the coolest performance of the top ten, for a shot in the milk - one, i remind you that the troubador and
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mikhalych already have yellow cards, if he was nominated at least one more time. will appear at the bottom of the standings, having a yellow card, he will receive a red one, will leave our project, of course, before that, showing his real face, all marks are given, attention to the screen, matilda - 37 points, rosa markovna - second place 33, queen - 31, this is what the top of our table looks like, it’s quiet below, but...
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our furry beauty gets the first warning, unfortunately, it’s a hare. the tournament situation continues to change, now our third participant of the season will have trouble sleeping on his flash drive all week, because one more yellow card and he will disappear into the world of zeros and ones. another tour of our virtual farming exhibition is over. set yourself a reminder that in exactly a week we will meet again, and a little advice: dream more, because no one is the most brave. the idea would not be possible without the dream. see you soon, dear dreamers.
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where the light burns the heart, where my secret hides, where the shadows tend to people. my story begins, people lived on earth, and people had no happiness, instead of eyes
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they had tears. instead of a heart, they had horror, instead of heaven, they had death, and they gave to heaven what was most precious. what they had, before there was no time, no earth, no dust, nothing, they forgot everything, there was little
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food, it cooled down, the water froze between, time went fast. no way, it won’t bypass anyone, that zhanika is weightless, that i dare so for an hour, the white color is attracted, as if standing in a soran, doomed to rest. wedding cola kal calls, take it,
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take it 切れ たい なでか あった i'm crowded. but there was one whose love was stronger than fear, the warrior swore to save his beloved,
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he walked for a long time on the ground on the water in search of the serpent, but when he found the dragon’s lair, it turned out that he was late, and his beloved was no longer there, then the warrior rushed to monster, his pain and rage merged into one blow, the warrior freed people from fear, and people named him... years passed , the misfortune was forgotten, and the terrible ritual turned into wedding custom, the day came when the grandson of the dragon slayer. igor took
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the prince's youngest daughter miroslava as his wife. igor igor, hear mira, your groom has sailed, bring the necklace and dress while she counts the raven. i don’t think so, i think it’s a pity that the dragon is no more, why are you croaking before the wedding, do you want to have a dragon? dragged, and she won’t mind sending igor, but she would become the wife of a dragon slayer, she doesn’t care about anything else, it’s a pity, why don’t you fly, but you’re always flying in the clouds, it’s her wedding that's it, but she doesn't want to kill her groom, or make a toy, she doesn't feel anything , nothing, nothing, sit up straight, just think, you drove away your suitors and are crowing, and igor has a horse, better in all goodness, so she walked if only you would marry the end, you’re just damn, these are not the toys of the world, these are for life, leave me alone! i am not my mother, maybe your heart
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is silent because you don’t have one, i don’t dare say that, so you wait for your love, old maid, why, so, what’s going on here, she doesn’t listen again, and why is she, dad, so, that's enough, everyone has already gathered, and you're done with...
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