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than yesterday, i’m even ready to publish prices 2 weeks in advance so that people are aware, with a caveat: the estimated price, leonid thought, he said the expected price, i’m not a scoffer, brother, i earn my money honestly, legal advice that brings me profit, wanted to build, come on, come on, let's do it, then we will build it, which will give.
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so, i’m handing this whole matter over to stas at fsk. yes, let them all be there from their side, and you are already here, so to speak, from yours. hundreds of enterprises throughout russia stopped due to lack of funding. workers have not received wages for months, while mr. mamontov pumps millions of rubles into his cheap populist actions.
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well, let's increase the outdoors? yes, the full package, telephone conversations, bank accounts, that’s right, i still don’t understand, if it’s not belyavsky, then whose, but it can’t be that he worked alone, it’s written that he’s never even been... abroad -i wasn’t with such and such money, it looks like there’s no one behind it, uh, you said, for an apartment and repairs, well, where did you put it on the table, please take it away, excuse me, well, beauty, yes, right, put the candle in. you know,
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who wanted to kill me today? my last name is zotik, i work in belyavsky’s security service, have you come to kill me? no, but according to belyavsky’s calculations you will be killed in 4 hours. 5 minutes, your security is not very good, they will shoot at me, they may catch you, take your weapon, introduce yourself, this is your new boss, zotik, dmitry vasilyevich, dmitry vasilyevich, well, how will they kill me.
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it’s beautiful, but no, honestly, the car was blown up. so have today is also my birthday, i don’t know how to say it, i miss you, let’s try together, why, clean up after yourself, okay.
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very good, i'm due. 1 2 3, that’s it, i’m at the plates, how kind you are, dear women, you know what i have for you, here, this is a real butterfly, gentleman, she.
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they feed a whole flock, how are you doing, very good, she doesn’t have a mouth, the caterpillar has a mouth, but the grandmother doesn’t have a mouth, but she has a proboscis, and food gets through - this little proboscis with the help of lower-lip splinters , and the gnawing apparatus, well, in the process of evolution, only the common moth has left, but this is what my mother gave me, look what it is... irish, this is ugly, irish, this is a piece of plastic with viscose threads, this is a cheap chinese fake, beautiful, here, here is beautiful, you and i i'm crazy, you understand that i'm only 6 years old, come on, get ready to leave, and
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they also say, don't believe in fate, jackass, guy, you know how reliable. three-room apartment and divorced, by the way, loves everything unusual, i want you to stay, you know this peacock for a week, and already you’re on friendly terms with him you’re jealous, no, i just don’t like him, but you don’t, i should like him, but in our yard, tomorrow on the first day, a businessman, three-room apartment, financially secure, skiing, here, except dog lovers and murderers doesn’t go, i really loved her, they wanted to submit an application, it seems to me that he spoke sincerely, they were all sincere, and then 18 on the living for washing the dishes badly, she was here yesterday,
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here right here, a fortune teller from monday on... the first one, you know, i've been in moscow for so long, i've never been to the movies i went, so it’s easy to fix, i’m waiting, money has already been allocated to your duma and the government, we will also help with loans, but we need guarantees from you, it’s still necessary to pass a law on the demonopolization of your national economy, i’ll prepare the documents, we’ll do it. we'll do it, sorry, yes, ilya viktorovich, hello, my seagull accidentally exploded, do you have specialists in tin cans? i'm just kidding. actually,
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i have no sense of humor, ilya viktorovich. in short, introduce yourself decently. now listen to me, mammoths. “if you remove mamontov now, his investors will take to the streets, it will end with some kind of collapse of the parliament, we need everything to be quiet and for the parliament to work, pass laws, sergei kondrativich,
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can you hear me, we don’t have time to print the circulation, yes, printing houses they can’t cope, guys, bring the safe to my office, quickly, there’s not enough power, neither ours nor the european ones. i’ve already charged everyone i can, print in china, exactly, zdorovochuk, yes, yes, i, well, how is our leader , teacher, and how is his precious health. listen, this is what i’m calling, there are problems again with this farm, with mmm, this. mamontov is completely crazy, uh-huh, i want to break him in, i’m in the kremlin myself,
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and could you report this situation to him, so that he can give the command, and i ’ll decide everything there myself, thank you, thank you, old man, yes, happily, hugs, yes. we found a new seagull, let's go, maybe work on an arabian tench, or a caucasian one, maybe the chinese. the police were called, but i have the right to remain
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silent, everything i say will be used against me, and i also have the right to one call, yes, yeah. and no, no, turned off for non-payment, by the way, the police have a good car now, where's the seagull, wow, let's move to a new level, oh yes, let's go, zamny, well, what does it mean expensive, this is not
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a car, this is a relic, antosh, i connected to a neighbor, now at least you can call the states, i think everyone will come to him, by the way, my grandfather, may he rest in heaven, received it for the development of semi-breeding lasers. with electronic pumping, what are you talking about, these sofas, they remember the asses of yofi and landao, by the way, the ass of the best minds of the country of the soviets, but you want apples, well, why are you you’re selling this rarity, yes, come on, the hard fate of a frivolous heir, my dad died, and you see, i’m selling, i decided not to stay here for long, i’ll waste my life, i’ll die young, here, by the way, there’s a normal minibar, look, well, , while you're alive,
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let's go check out what you're buying, or what? yes, i’m not bargaining directly, that’s fine, let’s go get them. listen, of course, excuse me, this is an intimate question, but why do you need a seagull, you have such a damn luxurious jeeper, you love government cars, yes, gagarin, i mean? gagarin was traveling around moscow in a black seagull, i was little, i saw it, and
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i was filled with pride like her, uh-huh, that i decided to grow up, become an astronaut, i will have a seagull, i did not become an astronaut with eyesight. and the seagull, come on in the evening, belonging to the businessman mamontov, was blown up in the very center. cool, you can pay in greenbacks or rubles, mammoths will do, but in general it’s great, listen, good sir, but since there’s such a foam, maybe buy something else, maybe this is what you need, well, for example, i don’t know, there are different topics, there are even a collection of vinyl layers, by the way, you can buy a dacha or i don’t know,
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my soul is immortal, i just really need money, a soul, although no, but in... it’s impossible, why? but it is unprofitable, you understand what happens, on the one hand, of this purchase, well, a finite amount of wealth, rather sparingly limited by earthly life, on the other , a substance that lasts for eternity, not subject to any depreciation, and if we assume that the use of the purchased soul has at least some that is a manetarian presentation, even if it is the most minimal, even if it tends to zero infinity. then you understand, taking into account its eternal use, this is much more than any finite set, so the deal is beneficial to the buyer, but of no importance to the seller, especially since the price is set by the buyer, so excuse me, philology department, festivals, postgraduate relaxation, how much will the capital increase
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$2.0 for 3 years at 20% per annum with compound interest using the decursive method, wow? what is the payback period for the project at 10% per annum? what is the expected income? well, 1,700 per year. listen, do you have children? 7 years, 138
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days, 16:48 minutes. not a damn thing. oh my, by the way, do you need a job? i am ready. the nature of this phenomenon is elementary: greed is a powerfully human vector, a form of directed energy, all capitalism is built on individual greed, and these individual greeds fight each other, yours with mine, mine with yours, and thereby
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burn each other, a colossal reserve is wasted aimlessly energy, i can accumulate this energy. buying every individual greed, well, that’s understandable, that’s all, but what about the salary? oh, wait, what about you, are you a mammoth or what? anton. in just six months, the shares have grown 127 times, everyone is already investing, grannies are carrying funeral
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money, factory directors are delaying salaries in order to spin money into mmm. nothing compared to this greed of millions, that is, mmm, this is such an accumulator of greed, and at the same time it.
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the more a person gets, the more he wants, and where should he put the sofa, you should at least have your own office, really, why are so few girls working and can’t stand it. now people bring their crowns not to the savings bank, but from the savings bank directly to me in m, and money comes in such quantities that we
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don’t even have time to count them, money is not a goal, money is only a means, privatization is underway in the country. huge wealth is being sold, oil companies, metallurgical plants, coal mines, you can buy everything, holiday homes, laundries, saunas, the damn stupa, and all this is being sold for next to nothing compared to the real cost, it was a brilliant idea, foreigners are not allowed at the auction. inside the country, no one has money, look how beautiful it is, except for a few banks, in which they were given out precisely so that they could calmly buy everything, everything was thought out, everything was divided, but
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then suddenly i appear. let's go, gentlemen, journalists, are you
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ready, then let's film, so, excuse me, gentlemen , journalists, filming is prohibited, don't film.
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your task is to buy several clean banks from scratch, where we pump the money coming from mmm. on behalf of these banks , we buy the country at auctions of the country. i realized
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that with a tax audit, while they are checking us, the whole country will become our investors, including the inspectors themselves, sergey kandraevich, yes, i’m here, i told you, i warned you, a panic reset has begun, first, we work until the last client, even around the clock, second, we increase the growth rate by 2 and a half times, until... we extinguish the panic, hang up numbers in each department, now, you understand me, gather a group of analysts, i need the most tidbits throughout the country, in the regions there will be no problems with local bandits, there will be no problems, there will be a roof, wow, how much waste paper, eh?
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and my dad told me from the potty, antokha, you were born for great things, but i can imagine, you’re not believed, i didn’t believe, you have to believe dad, as we have already reported, the russian state tax service and the tax police department announced that during their audit of the mmm structure, they hid gross violations of tax legislation, meanwhile, according to the explanation... mmm management this company carried out only one transaction and did not make a profit, so there was no need to pay taxes.
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hello rezov, hello, dear, here i am returning, everything is here, including interest, one and a half percent per day, 6 months, in general, how to negotiate, do not part, seryozha, pay back pay attention, it wasn’t by chance that i called you here, i was covering the printing house. my order, this is not your order, it’s a fake, you ’ve grown in good fat, seryozha, they’re counterfeiting you with all their might, i thought 5% per day, it’ll be smarter, it’ll be fairer, then there’s a counter offer, 15 million a month, and what do you want
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from ? i'm interested in auctions, auctions, privatization, interestingly, energy, oil, metals, i'm going to buy shares, well, you've got my back, there's a lot of work all over the country, so that my guys won't be touched, if something happens, they'll insure me, look, so do i the press writes, and you tell me, the chinese man, he stores the money in your shares, i have no idea, i have a bearer ticket, no one asks for a passport, but i’ll ask you this, you transport this suitcase to your mammoths and millions , which you will pay me there too.
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what are we going to do about this, partner? technically it was done well, but he wants, print fees for your guys, just make sure that no one else does this, during my life i was tall and slender, i was not afraid of a word, or a bullet in the forefront was this... this a united mass of people who have lost a loved one, i don’t like a fatal outcome, the funeral itself showed what it means for the russian people, he selflessly, recklessly, sang everything that he considered necessary to sing, and necessary to say, everything that is prophesied by memory is coming true . how
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we all want not to die, but to fall asleep. audience, we apologize for the inconvenience, but before lunch we will have to go somewhere else, so, we ask everyone to vacate the premises, greetings, remember what you told me that for all my debts to your restaurant it will be possible to buy, kirill, even.
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well, let's work, work, guys, let's go ahead, and i spent the best years of my life here, this is a place that has been prayed for, that there are suckers gathered there, about 200 people already, let's do them in groups, about 20 people each, do any of you see people of color? dreams, great, you are accepted , i don’t detain the rest, i don’t understand something, what does color dreams have to do with it, you understand, madam, i need people who are a little crazy, and color dreams are a clinical sign of latent madness. megavazbank, 3 years on the market, 100% per annum,
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megabank, the most reliable bank in russia, come on. you voice it yourself, you have such overtones, and you pay me? is this where mammoth broadcasts his videos? for sale? i ask you, listen to me, please, money in my left ear.
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we saw his advertising campaign, he is waiting for big infusions, and we will arrange them for him, we will stuff them into all branches in large pieces, and then we will withdraw them in one fell swoop, the main thing is that i would like to open an account with your bank in time, we open accounts scattered throughout the week so that not to arouse suspicion, we have a very big client, drop everything, urgent collection is needed, they will try to probe all of you, so throw the money and do whatever you want. but stay in sight, eat, drink, make money and show off as much as you like, change your shirt,
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that’s all your money, your family is enough, yes, i think, with a reserve, the main thing is to get away in time, according to my calculations, that’s the amount of cash they have. .. a couple of weeks later, we’ll track them down, control communication by phone, only through me, did they understand something, no, that vladivostok is there, everything is fine, anton, they swallowed it like a darling, my part is already lying there, peter, antosh, according to my information, the kirov plant has already winked at you with the bank, and miss rostov on the don, and here they grabbed half the city’s real estate, the payment was also in cash, now they froze, we’re sitting... not we twitch, we watch, we wait for my signal, we understand, the end of the connection, where is the teapot,
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the journalists are for you, as soon as they heard about the increase in wages, they immediately removed all questions, there are a couple of people there who muddy the waters with the old people, but i i think we can handle it... so now it's the test the channel package is yours, that is, now i won’t have to pay for advertising, of course, now it’s your advertising, sit down, watch our video... is this really how advertising works in russia, in russia only advertising works, but what is it? american breakfast, it's time to switch to healthy eating. the idea is very relevant. i have almost prepared everything, i just need you to approve. look, we buy the miss
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russia contest and make the miss mm contest. globally ? antosh, in order to meet a good girl, you sometimes need to go down to metro. what does this have to do with it? this is from a camera i put in storage. i ask you to come to work in tight
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shorts. it seems to me that you do not fully appreciate all the capabilities of this resource. yeah, this is shaggy gold, we need to put it into circulation. hello, you look great. where can i find your boss? i have very important documents for him. as a result, our beautiful winner automatically goes to the world competition, where they walk down the catwalk with these golden letters miss. cool, anton, you have nothing else to do, but go to the advertising department, i understand, let them count no, i’ll look, wait, here, wait, here, look, carefully, that’s how everything works here, yes, just a secret bunker, caught you by force, congratulations, you caught me, please take a look, what is this? this is a
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tax audit report. and when did you have time to check everything? 50 billion rubles. and you, apparently, did not understand everything, this is 50 billion, i understand, i understand, give me the pen, please, and return the pen, please, the pen, and i’m
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sorry, everything, yes, free, thank you, excuse me, so what do we have for megavaz? nothing could be done there, he just took it, signed it right away, that is, he didn’t even put up any resistance, so we left, and most importantly, it was as if he had such papers every day for why 50, he had to write 150 billion, he just had to was to provoke his resistance to the authorities, you know how much each special forces call costs me, idiot, get out of here.
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all the advertising, you can, take down all the advertising, instead of it, put the following text everywhere, the government of the russian federation. authorities have launched an aggressive campaign against mmm, the interests of millions of depositors are suffering, we demand that the tax audit report be withdrawn, otherwise we will begin collecting signatures for a referendum on confidence in the authorities, the signal number of a businessman, instead of advertising mammoths, means war.
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this morning all mmm company offices are closed. investors are vigorously discussing mr. mamontov's appeals to the russian authorities that appeared in the meeting. the head of mmm demands that the tax audit report handed to him the day before be withdrawn within three days. in otherwise, sergei mamontov threatens to begin collecting signatures to demand an all-russian referendum on confidence in the authorities. this is already a national force. and the one who thinks.
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wait, wait, why are you bothering me, what a racer, i said accomplice, i needed invoices, and i went. i ’m telling the truth, they found a van in a landfill in mytich, but it was burning from the lava, and there were mammoths, too.
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thank you, oh, antosha, you have little money, but oh well, you see, antosha, we barely emerged from the last reset, there is little time left, not today tomorrow, i think they’ll try to rip something off, so what, you need to think about yourself, let’s make some pads offshore, what do you think, and i thought about everything... i thought, the mechanism is not complicated, yeah, gutov , turn around, oh, what, yes, turn around, turn around, get some bites,
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or something, what kind of people are you, right leaf, has it completely gone off the rails, or something, we congratulate the winner. he'll soon stick his three letters m on all sides of his tits. russia will soon wet everything; it's okay ; competition for exactly a year; don't switch; why not? you won't be able to win him over as an ally.
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sergei kandratich, if you only knew how upset antosha was that you were not at the award ceremony, he was really looking forward to you, such a triumph he says, without a boss, without sergei kondratich, you are no good. in your opinion, i doubt it, well done, you’re having a tough time, it will be even tougher, and what
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do you need for this, arrange an interview with malantov, but you don’t want an interview with me, who are you? what should i do here? so what, bask in the glory of success, sergei kondratich, that’s
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all you need, like a stinking papulus i fell for glass beads.

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