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tv   Zhivet takoi paren  1TV  July 27, 2024 1:05pm-3:01pm MSK

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on me in our life and how you imagine it, i don’t know, i always rack my brains and think about this question, and to be honest, i just don’t imagine it in any form, not in any way, if just a few years ago, back when young democratic russia, so to speak, was getting on its feet, being born, and i could still say that, well, perhaps he would have been a people’s deputies, elected representatives, and so on, but today, oh no,
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at the same time a hermit he was not a hermit either, mana, there is no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, because he did not live for himself, not for himself, vasily shakshin managed to accurately and easily show in his films and stories all the facets of people’s characters, to open the audience’s eyes to the truth about their lives, nowhere these
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he cannot make people kinder, with his art, stories, stories, films, he tried to make people kinder, so in the future the work of vasily shukshin will be significant for a long time and will fulfill this important mission for a long time, to make us all kinder, look how many good people are around, you have to live, you have to if only i could live wisely, my soul grieves. but she remembers everything.
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paul!
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don’t throw up your buck, you’re alone, alone, sit down, send someone or something, send alexei with
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a rope. where are you going? business trip, collective farm, or what? yeah, we need to help the peasants. and where to? the village of lestvyanka.
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i’m going to tear it up now, do you hear, yegorovich, but let’s go to my place, or else how? and so, i know the chairman of lesvyanka, so i’ll come to an agreement with him about you, i’m also the chairman, yes, yeah, lesvyanka is, generally speaking, a mess, let’s go, egor, so i’m on a business trip it’s exactly written, but what difference does it make to you, i ’ll give you a document that you’ve worked. i’m all honorable, we ’ll come to an agreement with that chairman, he has a debt there, but why don’t you do something like that, egor, why are you behind, but here’s a comrade, that means this is good, well, so what, i’m not just one, who
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else, our eldest, maybe he ’ll go with us, no, but you talk to him, let him go to the ladder, and you come to me, and i miss good drivers, i’m not just like that, i i'll let you make money, but i don't know, we need to talk, talk, i've never had a boss they were offended, but i need to import timber, but i don’t have enough of my own cars, even if i laser the floor, but okay.
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come on, shura, look already, i’m throwing the fences, the wife should feel, many thinkers have dealt with this issue, they
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are thinkers, but what’s wrong? right, right, yegorych, what kind of wife is this, you know, who doesn’t feel, oh, chatterboxes, no, let’s figure it out, if i come home from work , tired, dirty, then that’s it, the first thing i should do is be greeted by an energetic wife, i tell her , for example, hello, marusya, she makes me happy, hello, are you tired? yes. she herself will wind up in a whole day. but where does she get her fun from? doesn't matter. and what is it? so , if she is sad and sour, then i tell her pyrimedone and i will be drawn to others. well, what if she is drawn to others? like this? and like this? well, well, we are never sad.
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well, how is the population here and why? nothing, and you, for example, why are you so sour? who are you to arrange an interrogation? and i’m your new prosecutor, am i here to check that they ’re dancing? friend, who is this girl? yes, look away , listen, you are reading a book to me, well, you you see, i gave it to the earring to read, and he also gave it to someone else, i suggest it for a fox tour.
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where are you from, from moscow, everyone there is what you imagine, your grayness surprises me a little, oh-oh-oh, but i like you, yes, i am like that... so what? i ’ll accompany you to your house today, if you don’t have some kind of hack, of course, then how did we agree? so i’ll tell you... thank you, but i don’t need this, let’s talk
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like the yellow ones, what ’s wrong with your brother? listen, don't you think you 've been too active here? no, it doesn’t seem like it, it seems to us. you need to be baptized if it seems like, yes, let's go, let's go out, how many times can you say to smoke in the corridor, but come on, come on, come on, well, let's go, let's go out, i can't, why, because you 're stabbing now for nothing , quick-witted, you shouldn’t have pouted, brother, that i...
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our program is dedicated to curiosities on television, oops, that’s it, the bunny has already shit himself, just like that. sasha is with me, you have a program with animals, this often happens, yes, when you are live, everyone can only enjoy this moment behind the scenes, i i’m afraid that all our directors love naturalness, and so that your reaction from the presenters would be immediate, the weakest link, and many people would be offended by you, yes, and it even happened that my husband got into a fight with someone when someone spoke
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unflatteringly, i go out, there is no car, we stole it, he says, i see your car, i see the car, at 3:00 in the morning it will drive along peace avenue towards the region, these are these beautiful apples, they are pinning, this pin turned out to be almost next to the eye, no need to remind me, i left the program, follow me, she says, i then i won’t give you your clothes, you grabbed it, but i said, don’t, in my underpants i walked into this post-stan corridor about 20 meters. i walked through, i remember, i didn’t take the pass, look after the time of the program, new employees are needed in the crime department. do you know the difference between a genius and a madman? the genius was given a chance to realize his calling. comfortable office in the ward, are you out of your mind? no, of course, that’s why i came to you, compulsory treatment, like
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an invitation to work. we are not paid for this, positive colleagues. "i noticed that your crazy people, patients can think, interesting and fun investigations await you, the mysterious disappearance of a pizza man. detective syndrome from monday, on the first. a simple thing, but with a twist, just the way we like it. in general, as a rule, i don’t work for me on sundays. i need yegorych, my dear kid needs school, i’m going, i’m going, i’m going, but that’s what
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’s left for a couple more minutes and we’ll see, we’ll see, no need. i’m going, think, think, yegorich, for some reason i hope, okay, well, yegorovich, and yegorovich, only i’m up today half past five, why? yes, because the library is open until half past five. say hello to your grandma. and you, grandfathers. oh, a river in africa, where? in africa. amazon. what kind of amazon? amazon is in america, so it doesn’t fit, it doesn’t fit, it’s far away. 3.6 7. hello, hello, hello.
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read something? yes, it is necessary, you know, it is necessary. hello, comrade, hello, what's your last name? kolokolnikov pavel egorovich, born in 1937, driver-mechanic of the second k- class. single. what to read? capital karl marx, i didn’t finish reading one chapter there. come on, come here, stop chattering, and what about a friend of strict rules, who ran into the wave, where we have an encyclopedia, upstairs,
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we are doing crossword puzzles, yes, yeah. a river in africa, limpampo, exactly, exactly, limpo, it turns out, yes, yeah, gen, by the way, comrade is also from moscow, thank you, from moscow a long time ago, pavel egorovich, kolokolnikov, geno, very glad, how is moscow? the mask is noisy, the mask is noisy, can i talk to you for a minute? i have a weakness, i love funny magazines, especially about alcoholics, nasya draws, well, how is moscow, moscow there, listen, i
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wasn’t there with my family, she confused me with someone else, you told me about this yourself yesterday, that you said that you were from moscow, i don’t remember something, handsome, strange, it means i didn’t dream, we... it happens, it happens, remember, you also told me that you can’t find the ideal, let’s play checkers, maybe chess, chess is boring, i read it, but in the checker one, two and pyramidon, in which , right, pasha does not play, pasha plays first. so let's take the zafok, how is it? this is when a player misses a bat, they take a penalty checker, we can take it, we’ll take it, we’ll do it this way, but
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of course you can’t smoke here, no, of course, i understand, i won’t forget, what are you doing, wait. let’s move these two over the horizon, you ’re going wrong, gen, so, wait, why are you worried, well, i wanted to go this way, now i won’t go, well, you’ll lose, now, well, i’ll lose, no, why, there’s more complete. chance to take a picture of me, i lost, listen, mind your own business, and also an engineer, well, what does an engineer have to do with it, i’m afraid he
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’ll like it, let’s go have a smoke, let’s go. here you go, thank you, i don’t smoke, what kind of person are you? everything needs to be intervened, it will pass, it’s been here for a long time, you’ve been living here for a long time, i’ve been living here for the second month. you're going to get married, yes, and what 's right, a good girl, she loves you,
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in my opinion, yes, do you really read such books, but no, of course, they have already arrived here, let's go see, and what, let's go, let's go, i show the costumes. house of models, good girls, what are these thin legs, let's go and see in the evening, music is playing, hello, dear friends, we are starting a show of clothing models, the autumn-winter season, pay attention to the convenience, simplicity and... of our models, we show you not only weekend clothes, but also work clothes. mashenka, please, this is masha, the bird lady, her little
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furry friends will immediately recognize her in this simple, beautiful thing. and as soon as they see her, a crowd runs towards her. masha is not only a poultry worker, she studies part-time at an agricultural college. there is a pocket on the left side of the apron where masha puts a book. masha can read it when she feeds hers. little furry friends, this doesn’t bother them.
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natasha is a leader, not only in work, but in everyday life here the traditional sweatshirt is replaced by a comfortable, modern jacket. a cold autumn wind blew, natasha the wind blew. a cold autumn wind blew, the jacket has a closed collar. thank you.
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ena, let me move to your place, it’s blocking, yes, hey, comrade, remove your head, look, an elegant evening dress of simple lines, complemented by a scarf on a white lining, as you can see, it’s beautiful, simple and nothing superfluous, every girl will be pleased wear such a dress to the theater, to a banquet, to a dance, it’s very fashionable this season
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combination: black and white colors, thank you, gen, sit in my place, in addition to our program we will show you an ensemble for the beach, ninochka, please, from three parts. the robe dress has buttons at the front, it can be removed simply and easily, it’s very comfortable, isn’t it, the ensemble is inexpensive, it’s made from a variegated
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sieve. now look at a simple home dress for a young girl, katyusha, please!
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i think, because i see, if you can with the first person you meet, stop, but why stop, if you can with the first meeting, stop, i haven’t forgotten.
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guess me a riddle, i dressed the wrong way, washed the wrong way, drove the wrong way, hit a bump and won’t get out, what will happen, drunk or something, dead!
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well, ginna, who is it? i got scared. hello, pavelich, why is this happening, nastya, i don’t understand anything, is this all serious?
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what's happened? are you worried? i don’t understand, do you understand, do you love nastya? what do you really need? lyubish, where is she sitting in the car? where does he sit? in a car on the street, but he was jealous of me in vain, i have no luck with good women, i just don’t understand why i’m worse than
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this engineer.
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you speak french, i don’t speak french, it’s a pity, we could chat, but you speak french, but how, well, what does that mean, that is? i say, but in my opinion, this is the name
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of this village, manzherok, yes, yes, you think that you are talking crap, why do you think it’s boring here, who’s to blame, what do you think, where, what’s boring, who it ’s the boss’s fault, of course, ah, the bosses, that’s how we all talk, but by the way, we ourselves don’t... don’t you understand this? no, if
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, say, it is well embroidered, then why, it happens they don’t know how to embroider, understand this, understand, this is vulgarity, elementary vulgarity, i don’t understand, is it really difficult to hang two or three modern reproductions instead of all this, put an ottoman instead of this merchant’s bed, buy a floor lamp, by the way, a lot depends on the lighting, on put a modern beautiful vase on the table, is all this really difficult, but there’s no money for...
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mancherou aquí.
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we still have a long way to go, 20-plus and 10-plus. how long will it be, and what if it’s faster? you go out, run for water, while i
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look at the engine, oh, i ran, the wrong way, he’s there it’s more convenient to take it like this. attention, says st. petersburg. every year, on the last sunday of july, russia celebrates navy day.
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in accordance with the decision of the president of the russian federation, it will take place. glorious naval parade. congratulations on navy day. hurray, we have been assigned such ships at sea so that we can compete with any wave. we need mice and we need a locator. and we also need the faithful. guys, then the water is like earth to us, then the crew is a family to us, then any of us won’t mind, at least all life to serve in the navy, a solemn parade for navy day, tomorrow is
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the first, an evening in memory of alexander vertinsky,
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why didn’t he go to the city to meet? obviously he was busy, without a sideboard he throws her into the oncoming wave, already waiting, worried, how? oleg, well oleg, oleg, oh-oh, he’s dressed up, oleg, hello, hello, hello, why not on the bus, but i take a passing one, i see, and where are the things, yeah, how much do
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i owe you? not at all, go to your husband, kiss, at least, no, seriously, how much, yes, not at all, a nightmare with these cultural, another would have understood long ago, well, thank you, naka, take care, be careful. where is the yellow suitcase? what yellow suitcase? well, with whom did you go to czechoslovakia? why are you angry? because you can’t do that, you know? how can you not? i wrote to you so that you wouldn’t sit alone on the slate, i wrote, well! god, he's a good guy, we're all good, does he have it written on his forehead that he's good? by the way, these are
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the same people we talk about so much, by the way, these are the same people who will do whatever they want to you and won’t blink an eye, just like that, move away, come on, pay for the fact that i was taking your wife, why didn’t you pay him, i don’t have time to hurry. well, why shout, how much? 2 rub. by the way, they charge 50 kopecks here. 2 rub. oleg, please pay him 2 rubles. 2 rub. like this.
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hello to the working class, we are working, for you, akhlomon, we are working, for the motherland, literate, ekaterina, can i give you a face, come on, come on, pass, don’t distract from work, you’d better help women than make a column here, what hands on brih, we don’t take communism like that, that’s right, ladies, i’m the first.
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arrived, so you say, you’re offended in vain, but you probably haven’t been a peasant at all, since you reason like that, but i was a peasant until the age of 35, if you want to know, but the support now is not a home and your sons will not come to you, don’t wait, time is not the same, who is the support now, their tvs are theirs , different screws, so cool, oncoming, “great, i couldn’t do it later , everything’s fine, you’re starting to play pranks, pavel, look at me, i let you
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go for how long, i threw you around, and you just sit with us, we’re talking about life here , about you, cables, no time to take it, i’m going to visit, how far is it, to the lizunovs, who are they, that friend alone? have you paid these acquaintances, pavel? someday they will break their legs. jun-chu, what were you doing? the timber was being exported. you won't be long, you have to get up early tomorrow. we're going to the state farm. okay, here are these guys. eye to eye, everyone was mutilated. but if he had been on the farm, i suppose he wouldn’t have run away with katya’s divorcee now. freedom of the individual, what are you talking about? the soviet regime has not spoiled you. spoiled me, i would show you my personality, if you got up at my place at 5:00 in the morning, but worked until late, until the sun went down, then there
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would be no time to roll, the time is not right, the time has come, hello, great, coma, well, there are people, well, there are a lot of people in the store, a lot of them, oh, how are you getting food there, but nothing, nothing, nothing, so what are you doing? well, look, the whole house was turned upside down, she
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went into an eclipse, she made a mistake, yes, you have an eclipse all the time. all his answer is, oh what a good boy, what is your name, boy, what is your name? and mom’s eyes? what's your mother's name? what's your mother's name? small? yes, goodbye, boy, growing up big, well, yes, i came to visit, on
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a business trip or something, yeah, is it long? “ no, well, sit down, how are you living, nothing, what is my life, i’m freaking out, i didn’t get along with my husband , i didn’t agree, what is he doing, drinking, what else should he do, yes, let’s go dancing in the evening?
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how are you going to come? am i alone, or what? why not you ? ? are you on your own ? why are you sitting here, jackdaw? yes, but i was studying at six, didn’t you bring nuts? i’ll definitely bring you jackdaw next time! when will you come next time? okay, go, go. well, we agreed, but what about you coming out later? well, why do i know ?
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sad! well, don’t be too sad, why are you like that, i’d take it and get married again if it’s such a thing, take it, i’ll go, well, today we’ll talk about everything, stop talking, why did you come, uncultured tykaterina, i’m just surprised, fathers, how long ago did it become cultural, what is it, for example, why is it being asked? for happiness, or this, this is nothing, you can leave it, it’s elementary vulgarity, in the room, as in the store, my advice to you, throw it all out before it’s too late, you yourself katya are to blame for everything, you blame the guys for they are outside the city they start hitting you, they say they forget you, but no,
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to think, why is that? yes, because the city ones are more interesting than you, talk to her, then she’s drawn, but take our village girl, she can be 10 times more beautiful than her, and how to dress up in some kind of molochai, the devil is not the devil and the devil is not like that, no, to pull everything up on yourself, but walk down the street, it’s beautiful, joke there, dance, where, you ’ll sit on a bench, eat damned seeds, gossip about each other, wow, these gossips, you pretend like you’re not doing anything... you know, it’s all your business , otherwise you’ll go with some, so she starts telling you about her own girlfriends, blah, they’re all bad, she’s the only good one, you need to give up this fashion, are you off the chain, well, here you go, spelled immediately off the chain, and now you
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should ask me with a smile, what’s the matter, he went to the devil, he came here to read notations, i’m sure without them, but you get over yourself, for sure, and you smile, then you’ll be an interesting woman, go. no shift in a person, as katya lizunova was, it remains so, i’m with you in all seriousness, i don’t need anything from you, but i want you also in all seriousness and went to hell, a cultured one was found, no matter whose cow mooed,
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yours would be silent, a cultured one, wander around other people’s women, i’m because of boredom, i can’t find the ideal anywhere, well, when you find it, then read it your notations are cultured, why are you talking to the uncultured? “you know what i call you all, give annie zakeo a husband, i feel sorry for you all, you fool, the polovtsian khans turned to the russian princes for help, today they will kill us, and tomorrow you, if you don’t help us, goodbye, but nuts bring, teach, teach, the polovtian ambassadors said, the princes decided to jointly act against the detachment of chengis khan. and what do you hear there, is there going to be a war? no, it won’t happen, they won’t give it, well , god forbid, god, even if it weren’t, it’s not
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heard among the people, otherwise there are different phenomena before the war, what kind of phenomena, but, here, before that war, a phenomenon it was, what, well, here the driver is coming from somewhere. yes, well , he’s driving up to one place, and this place is like driving into a valley, it’s into the valley of freedom, i know, i know, yes, well, you’re leaving, he ’s coming out of a small forest, and lo and behold, there’s a naked woman standing in front of him, she raised her hand, well, the driver got a little crazy, stopped, this woman came up to him and said, here’s 20 rubles for you. for new money or what? which new ones? was it before the war? yes, yes, just before the war, yeah, here's 20 rubles for you. say, buy me a white cloth for my dress when you go back, thank you, godfather,
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i’ll lie down, and you tell me, okay, i love all sorts of fairy tales, here are all the fairy tales, this is not a fairy tale, listen, well, yes, when you go back, i’ll meet you here, just look, he says, buy it, you see, i’m all naked, yeah, well, the driver, what? he took it, maybe, okay, i’ll buy it, yes, and he comes to his base, some kind of motor depot, yes, well, he tells this incident to his comrades, they mock him, let’s go, he says, we’d better drink this money away, well the driver waved his hand, went and drank the money there, when did he start driving back? i got scared, i'm afraid, he says, for the life of me, he drove back to his base and said,
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someone will go with me, one is a coward, well, that's better, you were a young driver, well, like you, one is a coward, well, two of us, let's go with him. to make sure whether such a woman exists or not, well they're driving, don't get a mile to that place, these two fell asleep, a killer sleep, they'll all sleep here, well , the driver who was driving their mother pushed and pushed them, even beat them, nothing helps, they'll all sleep here, well, there's nothing to do, you have to to go, he approaches the place, the woman is waiting for him.
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why are you here? i'm waiting for you, but why? give you 20 rubles. buy me white fabric for a dress. why do you need white? are you married? pavel, pavel, what? undress, lie down properly. did i
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fall asleep or what? fell asleep, my god, so how did the story end? interesting, i brought it is it her mother? i brought it with my mother, she took it, and then looked at the driver and asked, why did you drink my money? so how did she know that he drank the money away, it was just a simple woman, she went around looking for death for herself, and soon after that... it began, she, she, mother went around, and, well, well, go to bed, you have to get up early tomorrow.
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how old was he? ivanov, 35-38 years old,
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a good guy, let's go and remember. “listen, pavel, remember, you told me about this, well, i made up my mind, the devil knows, i don’t know, i’m hesitating, but why hesitate, now we’ll go to her, talk as much as we can, uncle kondrat’s a grandma, right?” i’m tired
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of yours, but you think i’m not tired of it, as soon as i find the ideal, i’ll immediately take pictures, and the comfort will disappear and their house is good, and the farm, i ’ll come to see you, we’ll go to the bathhouse together, we’ll hand out a bottle after the bathhouse, thank you, and you know her well, i’ve been coming to see her for 2 years, and she won’t send us, but she she’s been buzzing all over my ears, find, she says, some lonely old man, let him live here, it’s easier with two people, of course, she’s a smart woman, economics, you will be there with a rash, foam and but with tobacco, well, i won’t come with my bare hands either, well, we earn money after all, and then i have a little money for books, so you will live in christ’s bosom , exactly what are those? i want to come like this,
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flood the bathhouse, take a proper steam bath , i'm so tired of these apartments, what did you, yesterday, that bastard of his, upset my soul, in the village it's good, you get up as soon as it's light, and the roosters don't crow and you go on the river, it’s quiet, everyone is sleeping, and you go... and think, sleep, sleep, sleep through the entire kingdom of heaven, beauty is all around, fog rises above the river. i really love fishing, i bought a boat, maybe with a motor? yeah, maybe i could come and visit you. hello, uncle kondrat, hello, aunt anisia, you and i would sail to the islands, go fishing, shoot,
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and in the evening we would make a fire, cook an ear, i also love the islands, the night is quiet, and you lie there, thinking, i like to think a lot, but the mower shoots itself, the coals bounce off, i also like to think, the river is noisy in the pebbles, you can take the women with you, no, you don’t need the women, they are afraid of water, they squeal, that’s generally correct.
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all the tragedies of the 20th century began with a shot fired on june 28, 1914 in bosnian sarajevo. the desired goal of the serbian high school student was the death of the heir to the austro-hungarian throne, france ferdinand. and the unexpected result was the first world war. a new cursed era has begun. unprecedented cruelty of global wars, revolutions, concentration camps, the fall of empires and the reshaping of the world. on the anniversary of the start of the first world war war, premiere, tomorrow, on the first.
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mancacher whiskey is a product of the steller group. we simply cannot do without a fleet; in no era could we do without a fleet. at all times , peter was distinguished not only by his sailors and naval commanders, but also by his shipbuilder. the creation of the black sea fleet is not only the merit of the south of russia. the black sea fleet was built by the entire russian empire. polshakov, with two frigates and one battleship, forced the turkish fleet to withdraw from the battle. this is art. and what is crimea for russia, well, why explain it, whoever owns crimea is the one who owns it? controls the black sea. varyako, the koreans went out to fight, realizing that the chances of breaking through were unrealistic, but they went out anyway, which proved that the russians do not give up. a great power must prove that it is a great
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power and demonstrate its power. and the navy became such a demonstration of the country’s economic and military power. for navy day. tomorrow on the first and whose name is it, my dear, i’m standing there crying, i’m old, oh, pashka really brought someone, oh, my god. it’s necessary, right,
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dear, well, pasha, it’s necessary, great, i spent the night, aunt anisi, hello, hello, hello! it's been a long time since you stopped by, didn't happen, it's all here , meet my friend, it's good, we 've arrived, we're stopping by, it means to rest , you're welcome, come in, sit down, come in , come in. you can chiyku, you can, you can, well, how are you living, take a break, let’s live on. it’s like it’s nothing, yeah, it’s hard for one of them,
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what are you saying, it’s hard for one, it’s easy for us, what’s the matter, uncle kondrat, why are you starting to screw up so quickly? how healthy is your auntie? nothing, my god
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has mercy. most importantly, let’s take a photo of each glass. a glass is a lot, but there are some lumashes. give me some lumashki, like this, please take cucumbers, have a snack, tomatoes, cabbage. why are you standing here, auntie, come on, sit down, why sit down for a minute , well, oh,
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well, what are you doing, you're going to kill me, lord, father, what are you, a buffoon, pash, where did you get it from, hello, you told me yourself . well, it was a big deal, pavel, i’m the best, gentlemen, i don’t understand you, why did we come here? oh, oh, fathers, i'm getting crazy in the garden, lord, ah, ah, ah, i ran, that’s it, let’s go, calm down, uncle, calm down, i can’t take it anymore, i’ll explode, what are you doing to me, i’m experienced in these matters, believe me, if we...
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does she look good to you or not? it seems like nothing, but a living woman? that’s it, ours will be, well, you still take it easy, well, you’re a fool, and you laugh at me, it seems like i’m a fool, bribes are easy for a fool, but how do you think she might take it, then she’ll say , are you out of your mind, oh these phreats to me, you
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see, she doesn’t take her eyes off you, you don’t make a fool of yourself here, they’re asking you about business, but i still don’t understand what you’re asking me about, well, now we’ll say that it’s numal, we agree, she’ll take it and say , are you crazy, she told you, what is this, what are you talking about, pavel, when was i getting ready to get married? “for sure, you don’t know women, women are a complete nightmare, come on, it’s all crazy, we’ll quickly clap while she catches her pigs, i’ll give you a lecture about women, we won’t clap, that’s enough, okay, i ’ll read it anyway , let's start with the pigs, here it is now i ran to the garden. drive out your pigs, so the question is, what kind of pigs, but don’t
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show off, no, what kind of pigs, what kind, ordinary, white ones. they can still be dirty, go to hell with the fool here, just a minute, wait a minute, we came to the main thing, a woman ran into the garden to drive out her pigs, and what if the woman ran into the garden to drive out her pigs, well, ugh, talker, damned pyramidon , attention, attention, uncle congrad, calm down, sit still. the woman ran into the garden to drive out her pigs, but there were no pigs, what should she did you need to prove it? she pretended that she had a pig in her garden, which means she was pretending when she said: what are you, pavel, i ’m not going to get married, because she
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told me herself, bring me some elderly man, when i, as a gentleman, bring she's old. it starts to break, why? because she ’s a woman, a woman is a starter, someday she’ll let you down, you don’t know a damn thing , you’re just chattering, i don’t know, i don’t know, well, if you want to know, i specifically studied this women’s issue when i was in transported armies general, i stole a book from his library, a man and a woman, and there is a chapter, relationships.
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lord, pash, what a funny guy you are, i don’t know, let’s go, let’s go, yes, well, let’s go, let’s go, let’s go. in general, uncle kondrat, we are completely fine. first, she agrees. oh, lucky guy, good man, he says, you can see it right away. second, i will go now, and you
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will stay. how can you stay, you’re talking, but why, at the state farm, i’ll say that you’ve become... well, it was i who went, but your head, uncle kondrat, so that means you’ll only be in the evening you’ll come to the state farm, oh well, well, aunt anisin,
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goodbye. i’ve completely stalled, where are my matches, lord, where did i put them?
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the grace of the lord in the vegetable garden is so rushing, so rushing, yes, the weather is just like order, vodka, whoever respects contrasts. yeah, on holidays? yes, no, on holidays, nothing, drink, yes, nothing, yes drink, well, come on, hello, comrades, butterflies, hello, not butterflies, comrades women, oh my good ones, good ones, these are not yours, don’t let the light give him a bone washed it in a day, grace, and you sit down with us, you will find out how much a pound of hops costs, how will they cost you? you assemble it yourself, and then you scold the men for playing around with bubbles, how can it be, butterflies, and you don’t play around, where should i put it, salt it or something, try salting it,
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he puts his hands on his hips and walks around, where the director- then, over there by the dryer, he says, eight?
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hello, close the door, by the way, hello, permedon, the gunner runs out, out of love, uh, something’s not right here, lilya, yes, what about the thirteenth base with the funds?
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fracture of the femur, yes, but not 100 days you want, they laugh, they are all so fast. well, greetings to you from our guys, but from the newspaper they came and asked about you, but we don’t even know who you are, they said that they would come here, that ’s okay, i’ll tell them a speech here, okay, get well, i’d like to sit still, but i’m in a hurry, i also need to give a speech, don’t be discouraged, okay, goodbye, happy , goodbye, hello, are you a hero or something, haven’t you heard anything that you heard, you should have heard it on the radio tell me, yes, we have headphones. don't work, so what? i'm on the moon they launched, what, what, yes, speak louder, i can’t, state secrets, no, seriously, oh, you’re lying, because you don’t believe me, don’t believe me, what’s
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the point in lying to me, guys, give me a lift, and so what? there, well, i’ve reached halfway, guys, give me a lift, why do you feel sorry, or what? well, well, well, i got halfway, and there wasn’t enough fuel, oh, christmas trees, yes, i jumped and broke my leg, and landed right, i bent it, i can put it together, but it’s a bummer. i really thought, how did you jump on a parachute when there is no air, that is, how is there no air, but where is it? lingering, whistling lingering, if, if, get lost, but you won’t yell anymore, i won’t, you’re a gypsy girl, look at you, it’s not
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a hospital, but a people’s house... of course, to start with such formal questions: where are you from, how old are you? where did you study? that means so, and then i’ll say a speech, okay, a speech, uh-huh, short, okay, i’ll write it down later, another time, so, so, i’m originally from surtaika, 40 km from here along the river, now i’ve moved to the cancer center, lesnaya 27 . dormitory
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of the twelfth motor vehicle fleet, everyone knows me there, as soon as you get off the bridge, so, on the right there will be a garage, on the left is our hostel, when you arrive ask where pashka lives here, pyramidon, that’s what our loafers call me, don’t pay attention, marital status is single, where? studied, do you see what’s the matter? i can tell you this: where are you from? i'm from leningrad, so what? yes, i drank some water, so what were we talking about? i asked where did you study? i'm worried, it's hard for me to speak. i never would have thought that it would be
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a hot one. so i’ll give it to you, i can’t when people hiccup next to me, that it’s my fault or something, you know, i i have to submit this material today, i ’m leaving tomorrow, i just don’t know what we should do, and you tell me briefly, it means you’re from surtayka, so please don’t be offended by me, i ’m also at work, i understand, i understand, so where you studied at school, where in surtayk
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, yeah, in surtaykezh. what are you, a crutch? nikolai, what is it, what kind of money is that, what made you rush to the burning car, tourism, of course, i could have blown myself up, i’ll come tomorrow, tomorrow is reception day, reception, reception, we have reception on wednesday friday, bring something- anyway, i don’t need anything, the union will feed me, there’s enough of everything here.
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still, write why you ran to this car, but i don’t know, honestly, but you write something yourself, but you can do something like that, well, obviously you thought that if the barrels exploded, then there would be a fire he’ll pretend to be on the tank next, yes, that’s for sure, but you said that you were leaving tomorrow, when will you come, i’ll do it, i’ll do it, huh? “dear girl, how long did you promise to stay here? that’s it, doctor, i’m leaving now, and the last question, well, well, kolokolnikov, pavel, egorovich, come, i, "i'll come"? i'll come, goodbye, get better , goodbye, goodbye, comrade, get better, thank you, kind, please, please, well, how are you, hero, best of all, yes, come on, show me your leg, it doesn’t press,
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no, no, no, it doesn’t last, okay, doctor, yes, let her come tomorrow, who’s the correspondent, yeah, well, let her come, but i’m not the one who fell in love, doctor, she ? me, well, if this is the case, let him come, and i see that you are a cheerful guy, and what are you, okay, okay, let him, well, sleep more, sleep more, doctor, what - take him off one, okay, doctor, stop it here, stop it. what, do you think she will come, or what? ha, i know, i know these correspondents, i burned a lot last year during the harvest, so
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they sent a correspondent to me too, i told him about my life for 3 hours, but he didn’t even give me half a liter, i say he doesn’t drink. everything, everything, started to wobble, winter, yes, at least they would let me out before the holiday, where i won’t go, where i won’t go. “pasha, lie about something, eh, pasha is already seeing his seventh dream, crazy guy, it’s good in the army with such people,
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hello, comrades, hello, why i didn’t hear?” “applause, no need, i’m sterile, what hurts the heart, ventricle, heart, it is believed that generals are not boom-boom in medicine, the heart also has several ventricles, but small, like the heart, for a long time, since the age of 17 , wow, also a heart, a heart, a nightmare? ruin some girl, oh
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, we have a gorus, and what is it like, lord, her heart cares, and why am i worse than others or something, oh, a funny character, the person is wearing? the uniform begins to make a face and prescribe her 500 g of honey for the tribune, also with heart heart heart decanter, i ’ll give you a little speech now, where is the decanter? well, are we done yet? they got to the point that what are you doing, here it is, he’s in a dream, he’s foaling, there
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’s a hospital here, after all. so where did i stop? you told them that they galloped, they jumped, they got to where they got to, workers, you only know how to force yourself, what a parasite, but he’s neighing all night, he’s getting better, he can get better little by little. it might wake him up, but tell him that his house has burned down, then he won’t be laughing, don’t, let him laugh.
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why aren't you sleeping? i don’t want that. you belong to the intelligentsia, right? well, let’s say you’ve probably read a lot of books. tell me, there are people in the world with... people, there are, no, that are completely happy, there are, but i haven’t met something, everyone has something wrong, in my opinion, there are no such people, if you want, i ’ll read it to you , that letter, no, the essay of one young man, come on, come on, how did i spend
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sunday? in the morning , the boys and i went into the forest to pickle forty. almost everyone was from our fourth b. well, we fried some eggs and baked them ate. it was nice in the forest. then kolka dakuchaev told how he and his father saw a wolf. we chickened out a little. then we laughed as seryoga zinoviev crowed like a rooster. then we went. home, and my mother gave me a little sprinkle so that i wouldn’t wander around the woods and tear the last of my pants, then we ate, dad told me it was good in the forest, i said, okay, that’s it, i don’t know anymore what, and why it ’s you, this was written by a happy person, so what kind of happiness is there,
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“you need to study, you’re a good guy, you lie, cleverly, but you know little, when should i to study, i work, that’s why i have to study, and you’re a teacher, yes, yes, it’s like that, a teacher, that means you’re happy, yes, if you teach your sister, probably." what’s bad? no, i’m just tired. lilla alsanna.
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here we go, pavel, come to me, where are you going, pavel? i’m here, hello. how are you? didn’t
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you find the ideal? no, remember the fairy tale your grandmother told you about the naked woman. , or what? well, i remember. so don’t believe it. it was not love that walks on the earth. i don’t understand. she walks around so that people know her, so that they don’t forget, she’s also naked, yes, she’s beautiful, beautiful, just to see her once, you’ll see, she’ll come to you, and if she doesn’t come, you can’t sit and wait, that someone will come and teach you how to achieve happiness, because it’s impossible, it’s impossible? but they said that it was possible, they simplified it, which means they forgave a little, but
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why, you’ll wait for someone to show up and teach you, but he will take it and won’t be found, and you’ll live like a fool. i reason correctly, correctly, but you can learn not only at school, life is also a school, only it’s better, again, if i sit and wait, then why wait, i have to look, i have to look all the time, pavel, so i’m looking, but i want an ideal. ratsi, what are you doing, nanny, what is it, what’s the matter,
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what? and it seemed to me that you pep died, oh my god, i slept peacefully the first night, wow, yah, i’m alone today, so we’ll live.
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why did they close the semophore, great girls!
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hello, take it, dear ones, take it, treat it, take it, or maybe you really would stay, who is missing from us? what the hell, there are only women, for 40 houses, one man, and he’s retired, oh, i wish i’d ​​stayed, he stole, what are you doing, he stole, he stole, i just turned around, and he, that’s enough, what are you shouting, he’s hungry, you can’t feed everyone, eat, hold on, god, there’s so much of us , it’s not worth it,
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eh girlfriend, eh girlfriend, what have you done, yes i loved you, you beat me off, i wouldn’t have done that, ugh, why are you, clapping, asking for a lift from two stations, you’re already on your way to the sixth one, yes, yes, if i had said that it was too far away from me, you wouldn’t have taken it, you wouldn’t have taken it, but now i’ll get off in one.
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our family is huge, which means that according to seniority, panteleimon, parents, then zoya, my wife, is beautiful, and these are my sisters, dasha, lyudmila, natalya, and this is the eldest son sergei, the second son, now, you managed, don’t rush, you’ll wait, yes, you know how thirsty you are after porridge. i need sugar,
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this is for vienna, i know, and this is for berlin, budapest. and what is your name? fedora. my name is also fedor. well, does it happen? it happens as much as you like. and my dad’s name was vasily. there’s no mother either, just an aunt, a good aunt,
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but she lives far away, now you can get to her, huh? i’ll come home, re-glue the furs, greet you, dear comrades, with a glorious victory,
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we’re doing ours, thank you, why so much, keep it, everything will come in handy on the farm, thank you, hold it, let me tell you, i’ll tell you, thank you, well, be healthy, hello aunts, find it. have fun, soldier, the war is over, i’ve arrived, thanks for the ride, that means we’ll live with my aunt, yeah, you’ll find a way for me.

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