an interesting moment, when this died down, the broadcast directors displayed the title of the new chapter on the screens, right against the backdrop of all this madness, the french word obscure, that is, darkness, darkness. but look at how western journalists claim that they liked it during interruptions. philip dufrine, for example, is responsible for culture at bfm tv. it turns out that what we saw was not anti-christianity at all, ancient greece. the actor in blue makeup apparently portrayed dionysus. now is the time to remind the myth expert that the second name of the ancient greek god the drunkenness of bacchus, his parties are actually called bacchanalia, well, in general, what was depicted was depicted, but seriously, the unanimous ecstasy of the western press from the paris ceremony is somehow even alarming. washington post. the opening ceremony of the olympic games in senj is an outstanding achievement. paris did a flawless job. bbc: the opening ceremony of the olympics illuminated paris, unique. el pais. our report on

the opening ceremony of the olympic games. paris demonstrated its greatness. the surprised western viewer who saw all this disgrace and having learned that this turns out to be unique and impeccable greatness, he reacts in a way accessible to him with the help of satirical internet memes. of course, it’s a joke; real comments don’t make me smile. it's something dark, it's nasty, it's something diabolical, how do people still encourage it?

i wanted to rub someone’s nose in now, but it wasn’t our idea. american non-mainstream journalists compare it with the olympics in sochi and admit that the comparison is not in favor of the current one. imagine if the west showed off its beauty and its traditions, and not promiscuity. among the western leaders of public opinion, the ubiquitous elon musk, who recently announced that he lost his son due to the transgender agenda. xovier. musk is now a woman. sounds like the end of the world, this drinking disrespect for christians. and even the deputy prime minister of italy. i couldn’t contain my emotions. opening the olympics by insulting billions of christians around the world was a really bad start, dear french. poor. and a resume from the greek portal proonews. modern greeks also saw not a cheerful bacchus, but something more unpleasant. they ruined the olympics celebration by turning it into a gay pride parade. a typical demonstration of the complete collapse of western civilization. grigory emelyanov, dalia serazheddinova and alexander garnostaev. first channel. and finally

, we will return to russia, to the kaluga region, in nikola lenivets park, this weekend the archstoyaniya festival of contemporary art. 650 hectares of land where architecture, performance, music, theater and communication are intertwined. olga pautova found out how the authors of art objects surprise guests this year. not just an entrance, but a portal to the world of art in the middle of nature. in this year the theme of the festival is archstoyanie we. who are we, what unites and divides us? all festival guests are encouraged to go in search of a common language, and this is the case when no matter what door you go through, any one will turn out to be the right one. launch a swarm of thoughts in your head in search of answers. along the way, you will meet knitted people sunbathing on the slop, feeders for unknown creatures and a variety of forest inhabitants. artists propose to free yourself from the shackles of everyday life and, for example, learn to sing like a bird. here

you can even climb the bird bell tower, enjoying the nightingale’s voice, as if you can hear your own better, i immediately feel warm here, i also really love nature, i visit this place just to be alone with her, i’m still afraid of heights, but somehow i feel more comfortable here , i feel like a bird. the artists built these art objects from what was left of old huts, platbands, shutters, doors, mailboxes . some materials are almost 100 years old, we tried to come up with what kind of public architecture could be for the meeting of different biological communities living on the planet earth, the meeting is not a metaphor, accompanied by a guide, every festival visitor can go to visit the bees, the images here are born by themselves, it reminds me of a space station, and in spacesuits, and something yes, something we go out into the open space, which... is simultaneously

represented by some kind of alien creatures, here are our girls, so that they do not perceive you as an object of danger, it is advisable that they feel you as a phenomenon. nature, when the most real natural phenomenon, rain, makes itself known hiding under the roof of this house is useless, but right in the process new meanings are born, isn’t this the main goal of art? it ’s called a house made of air or yes, but today we called it a house made of rain or lines, it seems to me that the roof can’t stand it, yes, yes, the roof is definitely leaking, the festival is great every year, we’ve already come for the second year, so the weather doesn’t support it at all on the contrary, it is influenced by the whole atmosphere that reigns at this festival, it charges you with that energy that even the rain, it seems to add only the ambiance to everything that happens. in that in 2018, more than 15 new installations appeared in the nikola lenivets forest. artists from norilsk built an entire city, and to fully understand their idea, it’s worth not only getting lost in these labyrinths, but also looking at them from above. it’s as if people are walking around

narilsk, that is, in a literal figurative sense, around narilsk, according to the word narilsk , the city will appear. the houses and buildings themselves are labyrinths. this was done so that between them... wandering, walking, and the wind so that there wouldn’t be, you know, bad guys, you can get closer to each other over a common cause, for example, creating one piece of art for all, children's excitement awakens even in adults, we came from crimea, we drove for 3 days, i really like it, the trampoline road, well, clearings, in the city, as a rule, all people look through each other, and here everything interacts very well, like some kind of living organism, breathing, and how...

in the evening, what is hidden behind the ideal , that’s all for me, well, right now today , a television picture, funny cases, pranks, stories, guests in the studio will tell.

the television world has its own stories, behind-the-scenes disasters, oddities during live broadcasts, all of which turn into television legends and myths. that's exactly what this evening is about. please, tanya, let us begin with a few words about our future program. and with you in the studio is a promoter of a sexy, healthy lifestyle. if you love petting animals, then this is the challenge for you.

we went to novosibirs, in general, we had a day off, it was recently there on new year’s eve, in general, we looked and there was a guy standing near the guy’s store and he was playing the button accordion. such local, and he plays the button accordion, so that someone gives him a hat, so that someone throws him money or not, and then we, i mean, andrei naskov, seryozha safronov, well, more or less famous names in st. petersburg, i say, come on guys, let's help him, well, the boy earn a little money, well, i say, can i take you a button accordion, but he sees that he doesn't know us, he's the one who came and in general, he doesn't watch tv, well, he's 12-13 years old, like that i say, let me tell you who i am. we drank a little tea a little bit before that, so i started playing

there, wow, we left the bay, there was standing there, wow socks danced sofronov translated and a crowd formed, first there were 50 100 people and 500 began to throw there. wow, we left the bay, our friend the ocean is ahead, our little girls are hidden in muffs and are waiting for us on the shore, and somewhere in crimea, a girl in a pink sarapala. and her mother didn’t let her go for a walk, but

we asked, let mom and daughter go with us, but we are submariners, we are strongmen, and this kid looked at me, who is about 12 years old, he says: i don’t know who you are, well, maybe you will you play for more hours? i've never had anything like this, yeah alexey, well, if i’m the last one, it’s also a story, this is from the old theater, this is when there was a prompter, in general, well, the actors received the new year very well, and on january 1 they have a performance, and the performance is not just a simple one for children, but there chekhov or ostrovsky, it’s really good, happiness is getting better, in general, i can only poke the actors, you know, at 12 o’clock there was an exit, well , thank god, there was a prompter and he was so on... and the prompter prompted, said, to the actor: in the decanter, he recognizes his mother, and what, in the countess he

recognizes his mother, he thinks about the countess, why motherfucker, he says, the countess, he fucking knows, well, thank god there was a decanter, he gets up, dear mother, who is behind you... after all, you starred in so many programs, was there really nothing on the program? yes, of course they were, and we had a program that came out with such funny pictures, where even natashenka was filmed, it was very much on channel one, but they showed the program at 7:00 in the morning, yeah, on sunday and... yes, very cool, and we were filming, yes,

hello, we called, we called, why are you doing it so quickly? eh, my husband is at our company for an hour, we are all so fast, why did you call us? let's go, i don't have much here, i understand you, yes. thank you very much, you helped me so much, otherwise i’m still on my own, sometimes i really miss this strong masculine. character, this big, not even huge feeling, um, and

most importantly, oh, these affectionate, gentle hands are so missing, you know, for an additional fee i can give you...

let's see, wow, wow, to this extreme , did not foretell anything, and everything started out so well, the most beautiful cake from rinat akzamov, birthday, 2:00 in your benefit, everyone is so happy, having fun, well, no one understands, i already understand what... happened, but what happened? well , just below the eyes, just below the eyes, thank god it wasn’t in the eyes, there was something there, yes, yes, there were just these beautiful apples, they would have been on pins, so it turned out that oh- oh-oh-oh, this pin, it turned out to be almost next to the eye, no need to remind us, we are all like this, here is

a witness directly to this shooting, i understand what’s wrong with me. something happened, everyone around is rejoicing, shouting: hurray, everything is cool, and i’m so i understand that at some point, yes, yes, i realized what happened, that there was just a small speck here, i see it blurring, blurring, blurring, finally this is when the fuss began, everyone ran away, i was left one, well, naturally i began to wonder what was there, left, i became interested, a healer, i dug up the whole thing, how to say, found it, it’s really... sewing, the next day four programs are being filmed, where i’m the presenter , well, nothing, they sewed it up, then taped it up, then covered it up, yes, i had to

to work a little while wearing glasses, well, in principle , it’s normal, the program was taken away, with a bandage over one eye, as it would have been, well, we have already creative options, that is, we considered the bandage, but what can we do, life is like television, the main thing is that they said, thank god , that if just a little millimeter higher, well, of course, there would be one, but in fact, this is very dangerous, because nastya volochkova accidentally cut the sclera of my eyes at a rehearsal with the tip of a pack, i put her on my shoulder, but she didn’t do it on purpose , and of course everything was covered up. normally i danced, i just didn’t see half the stage, and if she stood on this side, i didn’t see much, then i recovered, well, yes, of course, just a performance the next day, you have to go out, it’s always such a dangerous thing, for example, we were filming the new year’s lights and they gave me this cracker, which is spinning very, well, hard all the time, and zara is sitting next to me, here i am after this incident, i

look at zara all the time and think, god, god, thank you, thank you for saving , and that means he says to me: commands, firecracker, i’ll do it once, twice, three, she's not like, four, she shoots right into the eye of dawn, oh-oh-oh, we have something on the program, television nightmares go smoothly, i really, remembering my story with the eye, i say, zarochka, i beg you, show me , we urgently, i say, a doctor, come on, well, everything worked out there, you understand what a dangerous profession we have,

this season there will be two more in a week in novokuznetsk already in october in krasnoyarsk. it seems to me that all the girls, who are in the frame, no longer consider it an emergency when tights are torn in the process, an arrow goes or the lightning breaks in the process, you are standing in the frame, that is, someone has already fallen in shock like on gazmanovo, as we just saw. it’s terrible, that is, we are always at risk. in general , the stage is a risk zone, i’ll tell you, tell me, what else has happened to you? well, for example, they were filming a very beautiful, so some kind of circus benefit performance, it seems. there was a circus on tsvetnoy boulevard, i had a number, help me, which means it was famous from the film the diamond arm, and the directors created the idea that the hero

should appear, so he should come from the audience to be so tipsy, in general, like in the film yuri nikolin, a little tipsy, but the security was not warned that our hero would appear from the audience, and somehow we need to give him the opportunity to appear in a mana. this hero of mine should finally appear first, and the channel and i understand that this is the moment when he is no longer there, i look to the side, and there the guards are already tying him up, specifically, i understand that the number is broken, i mean sideways sideways i begin to somehow play out the situation, that no, come to me, that... like this, friends, we support, the arena, and there are serious people on guard, that is, they are not, what arena, there are already handcuffs there, in general, they were re-released, it’s clear, in

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i told whom, come on, let’s go to the shore? mommy, dear, i haven’t peed yet, that there are people here like those, come on, quickly out of the water, well, this is a miracle called. lyoshka, he is my mother-in-law, when i came to make this movie, they called the children and you came like this, like this, well, yarolash is so unreal, then suddenly this miracle came up, and i was sitting at such a table at a big one, and i was so bent over, i say, lesh, my name is lyokha, that’s what he does, me too, and then i’ll try to understand what kind of person it was that was actually happening, look, this is exactly what we were filming, this is what you saw in the movies, this is what we were filming in august, when it happened it’s warm, we re-shot, and this is what we tried to film. in may, when the sea was 11°, we put on the leshka, and before that, when we talked to my mother, i said, listen, the sea is 11°, you can’t put him in the sea now, because he will get sick, answer:

alexey, for the extra 200 dollars he will come in, wait, it was just the beginning, and he came in into this sea, behind this blue extras, naturally, as expected, so he does the first take, he’s in these panties, in a panama hat, and there was a wave, it hit him on the back, this is this summer shoot, and it was a spring shoot, it hit me on the back, he ran in like that, stood up, shrank all over, we said, the motor camera ran away because he didn’t pee, i came up and said, lesh, you know, this is the story: we need to reshoot, we didn’t have time to do anything take it off, he looks at me like that and says: 100 kinders, i, i don’t understand what that is 100 kinders, i say: yes, of course, good, of course, 100 kinders, the next take 110 kinders, the next take 125 kinders, then another 125 kinders, this is a cap like yours, i had such a red cap, the next day we we sent it to the stores to buy it, here it is, we sent it to the store, these kinders, yes, yes, we sent it to the stores to buy kinders, everywhere you can buy only

5-7 there, but not 125. then we went to the seventh kilometer, as i remember now , there is such a market there, we bought these five boxes and how evilly stuck in a traffic jam, and i arrived in the morning to film, and he was still filming, the whole group walks around and laughs, i say that you are laughing, he says go, he says to the playback, go to your place and look, i go to my place, this one is sitting the guy like this is watching my monitor, when i approached, he didn’t say hello, he brought the cargo, in general, then, now he’s probably grown up, now he’s 20 years old, these are the kinds of stories that happen in movies, i’ve had a lot of them, and as for television, they recognized me very funny for the first time on the street, i was coming from football and decided to buy a sportekexpress kiosk at the red presnya, then there was still football, i was driving on saturday, i went up to this kiosk, bent down and said, you know, please give me any kind of sports, suddenly this woman crawls out of this window and says: huh? i know you, and i understand that fame has come, you know, i

’m so poised, i say, yes, of course, she says, you’re... the deputy head of our beer shop. alexey, how long have you been on television? i came from the army, and immediately a month later i found myself on television. they say that you have some famous joke about tv people. and yes, this is exactly what tatyana will appreciate. in general, that's what i'm saying. come on, the director of the news program ends up in the other world, he is met by the apostle, he says, well, let’s go, he says, we will show you everything, he says, you can. you can go to hell, he says, or you can watch, well , he says, of course, we’ll see, he comes to heaven, there are 5 minutes before the start of the live broadcast, the operator is drunk, the presenter’s stomach is seized, the editor has lost the text, he says: no, no, no , no, no, i saw this every day in my life, i don’t want to, no, don’t, you can go to hell, he says, well , let’s go to hell, he comes to hell, the operator is drunk, the text has been lost, the presenter has a stomach ache, he says, wait, what’s different, the enemies will be in time. i - when

i worked on television for the first day, i prepared very carefully, of course i washed my hair there, took a shower, i think i need to get some sleep, tomorrow i have a working day, it’s late somewhere, so i kept having procedures where- then at about 15 minutes, the first bell rings and a stern female voice says: “vedeneeva, yes, yes, i think someone is calling me, then there was no more mobile phones, here's a landline phone." yes, why aren't you at work? i say, i work tomorrow on thursday, and do you even know that thursday starts on wednesday, at 12:00 at night, and i'm here, and i’m broadcasting to some of these orbits, the east, and i still have wet hair, i still had long hair then, after which they cut me like a boy, just in case, so i jump up, it’s good that this is chekhov street that’s enough, well, the center of moscow is close to

ostankino, you never know what’s going to cut my throat, i’m flying into it. i managed to get into this studio, as you say in the joke, and just like that, all without makeup with this long wet hair, i... i’m broadcasting something, i don’t even remember to whom, what i’m saying, but after that there was no internet then, i got their first confession from the audience, huge bags of songs, where, where they wrote, this girl is new to you, where are you from, from harbin, even from some cities unknown to me, this is this new girl, this is this mermaid, it’s like her name is actually, i just had the nickname mermaid for a very long time after that, yes, they just remembered everything, well,

it was forbidden then, now it would be. pin it up like this with hairpins, come on, there are hairpins , yes, there are, here they are, uh-huh, okay, let's start, please, tamya, a few words about our further program, information program time 18:30, at the end at 19:00 we will broadcast a live report on the match for the national football championship between the dynamo kiev and spartak teams, this was filmed, please tell me, what was your most malicious clause, like this, no, in general, i didn’t have any reservations, but of course there were a lot of different cases, i remember once we were sent to

murmansk on a business trip, there we needed to talk to some children, we had a producer, well then he is not a producer, he was called an administrator, his name was andreev, in general, i really loved it when i came to some other city. buy something so unusual, well, not just a souvenir there to stick on the refrigerator, but something like this made, well, with talented people, some kind of something, some kind of fake, well, in general, i went to the store, as they used to be called, where they sold these art salons, and usually bought some kind of picture, i sent all these pictures to my parents so that they understood where i was, because my mother said for a long time, we we don’t see it on tv, but i’m always somewhere through space there in orbit in the... east, i brought it to them from every city, they just had an art gallery, so i come to murmansk and immediately ask if it’s possible should i go to an art salon, they say: no, no, no, here are the children, there a whole room, no time, but mya is checking into some better hotel, the whole group is somewhere

incomprehensibly in some rooms, but i have a room, a suite, sofas, and a picture hanging, which means it’s a lawn in the middle of a forest, it’s written , on the other hand it’s a sunny day and... i say, listen, what a good picture, the administrator says, let’s take it, you’re collecting it anyway, i say, let’s take it, it belongs to the hotel, it says who the author is, yes okay, how will they know that we took it, i don’t, no, in no case, well, in general, we’re going to the children, everything is fine, i don’t have time to go to the art salon, we get on the train in the evening and again this andrey comes from the next compartment, he has this painting sealed with paper, tied with this kind of string , my heart breaks, i think the painting was stolen, they turn it around, it ’s really her, i say, are you crazy, the whole country knows me, what will the children think about me, that i picked it up from the hotel,

are you crazy, he says, don’t worry, we went to the art school salon, while you were talking with the children there, we bought another picture, i say, well, this is another one, he says, it doesn’t matter, there’s also a forest, on the back we wrote a sunny day, “i also want to remember the time when there were announcers, well, not only news anchors, but also presenters of various television programs, here i was filming a children's program that was on sunday, alarm clock, filming was at the durov animal theater named after durov, yes, with children, with animals, it’s always unpredictable, it’s all unpredictable, that's right, and i needed to appear on stage together. with varona clara, who perfectly read the abacus, a full hall, which means children, parents, everyone is waiting for the start of the performance, before leaving the stage the trainer instructed me, well, at the very last moment, she

says, well, just don’t forget that after each example , after each of this mathematical trick, clara needs to be encouraged with treats, at the very last moment she was in my hand... that means, she put these treats, clasped her palm, and i found myself on stage, already saying some words of welcome, so to speak , according to the script, i i realized that something was moving in my palm, when clara finally added and added, subtracted, did her arithmetic operations on the abacus, i lowered my eyes, imperceptibly, opened my palm, oh god, what did i see, i...

i need it was finally time to reward her with a tasty treat, i happily handed her this entire fist , in the back means trainer, you only one at a time, one at a time. no, of course, not just one at a time, i fed all this, all the goodies to this clara, she was happy, after some time. i took part in the filming programrd, yes, and in one of the episodes i needed to get clues for my team, yes, for my team, and i got, let's see, cockroaches, great, let's go, let's listen, they do it, they do it they are half-hearted, but after the last hero she is already. the rest of the woman, larisa, one more, larisa, two, three, six,

larisa, come out, yes, well done, gennady petrovich, well, since we are already talking about animals. we can’t help but contact you, about animals, well, of course, we can look, for example, they brought a camel, a cache, and this is with snakes, you are so beautiful, when suddenly, and my granddaughter and her friend, the headache just goes away there, i was surprised, how can you imagine, the headache migraine went away, well , a real one, that is, you noticed that it was all in you, yes, yes, absolutely right, amazing interest when he ties the knot.

blood, that’s when everything there is sick, that means it all goes away and so the woman is like this, something appeared like that, that everyone still knows everything, the pose of a lion and we can look at it, we can look at it, it appeared like this somehow lion pose, be sure to do this lion pose so that we all warm up here, it is done like this, we take a breath and...

so there is no log in front of you, no, no, so on, on, on, on, on, on, it, oh, yes, oh, oh, what a nightmare, normal, wow! i should have left right away, wow, you can tell your own poem,

well, if it’s on topic, let’s do it, when there’s a dubar on the street, and this is true, it’s january, drink some tea, look out the window to the hungry birds, feed them a little sadness, and there is spring and everything will melt, and the hot summer will come, bringing its own problems, january has already happened, in july the heat will kill everyone, we will swim until the morning, and our bodies will be covered with a tan, and then there will be rains, you wait for them a little, you will love the cold again, according to pushkin looking out the window at the frost, pouring fragrant tea, and deliriously reasoning about life, everything is good in the heat in the cold, have good health, and the rest is just copper, it’s not worth having, wasting your health for nothing, so we will live and prosper, and write lines of love , send them straight to the hearts, ready to accept and shine with delight, wonderful, alexey, you wanted to add, yes, i

wanted to add, i remembered the story about people the law, just on january 3, i thought for a long time about how to end the program, we did it. such an easy one is enough, i decided to tell an anecdote at the end that the anecdote is like this: 7:00 in the morning, january 1, an employee is sleeping at home, his daughter runs up to him, so she fiddles with him, says: dad, dad, get up quickly, they’ve already been free for 2 hours they're driving, i told him i don't think about anything, this joke, the next day i'm driving around moscow, usually me, when the traffic police stopped them, they talked about politics, about this and that, and let me go, well, this time, as i remember now, at the red press it was him again...

he says, thank you, but if you knew how i don’t love you, i, i basically just hate you.

the beauty galloped back to work, everything is on a broom, am i old, no, why, can you come to me, your potapov, he doesn’t work as a builder or as a doctor, he catches murderers, bandits every day, our department is now in good standing, neither without help, nor beautiful, i saw, there was a murder, hello, at home, because i’m not going to sit by the window like a fool and wait for you until midnight, that’s clear, that means i’m kozlevich, exactly, what a

kozlevich, marina, it’s not me, of course it’s not you, that means you’re his i also love you very much, fortune teller, new episodes and from monday on the first, everything that remains behind the scenes.

you will be filming live, they sewed me a beige color, a capitalist country, they sewed me a light beige dress, like larisa’s , about the same color, they embroidered everything, you know, with scraps from red fox, some here all the details were very beautiful, i was proud, i arrived that i had a fantastic dress in the russian style, i was practically covered in furs, when the austrians saw it, they said: my god, you can’t work in it, i say how i can’t , why? “well, the green ones are just going to throw paint on you.” i think, which ones are green, which ones, why do they have to throw paint on me? but i didn’t know that

there was a green party, then we couldn’t imagine such a thing, especially since we live in a country where fur is welcome, oh well, you after all, you’re from another country, you’re still from another country, okay, start like this, here we start, and with karl moik, when we talked, he doesn’t speak a word in russian, i don’t speak a word in german, but i also had this episode: they ran to the store or, i don’t know, to the museum, they brought me a national costume, austrian, you know, a white blouse with an apron like that,

so they were looking for it, just in case, because they were already calling us, but this is live, they say why the presenters there are like in furs, in general they changed my clothes and i’m a little on this nervous stress, and i have a very big minus, minus 3.75, and i, in order not to confuse these german words, i asked, no, at some point after changing clothes i told her, and this is such a long a story about love,

we couldn’t communicate with each other, because he couldn’t get through this gorge in any way , and i understand that i don’t see anything, i’m just so stressed, i don’t know what to do, then i pretend, that i'm fainting, i really mean fainting, acting education is still a good thing, i'm falling into fainting, while they are looking at me for something, everything is live, they are waving at me, i say, no no, everything is fine and... come closer with your camera with the text, because i don’t see the text, and they come closer, i get up and say: no, karl, i was just joking, i wanted to say that i was wondering how you would react if i suddenly felt bad, then i continue, which means work calmly, because i already i see text written in russian letters in german, all the newspapers the next day wrote that they had not seen such amazing presenters who would... understand each other perfectly, speaking different languages, can you imagine, yes, they understand each

other perfectly, in general it is believed that when you become the hero of jokes. and even better than parodies, then this is a real success, let's look at the screen. the topic of our today's program is being treated with ski ointment, and as always, as always at the beginning of our program, the lunar calendar from solnechny gennady petrovich. today is 839. lunar day, this day is popularly called anton saplezhuy. today i would advise you all to be lazy and all the bread you want to eat it lying down. few people realize the miraculous properties of this remedy. housewife natalya ivanovna orlyanskaya will tell us her amazing story.

please please. come in, natalya ivanovna, thank you, sit down, and please tell me your amazing story, i will now tell you my amazing story, how i woke up one morning with a huge pain in my nostril, it was swollen, it began to swell, the pain intensified. so, that's right, you're lucky, that's why i decided to add carrots to the ski wax, every third thursday a little 3 kg each, i see that you have read my fifteenth book,

gentlemen, how you all feel about parodies, excellent. how did you feel about such a parody of yourself? yes, there are so many of these parodies , actually, and i remember even one comedian apologized, apologized and avoided it, no, that ’s all. julia, you often made parodies, what is your favorite one that you think was a success? well, you know, this is... a skill acquired over the years to somehow frame the situation in a different way, that is, even there is such a professional deformation that you can’t come to the company, don’t take the situation and don’t act on stage, don’t show it, let’s look at the screen, good evening, on the air and the news, yoshkarolinsk scientists have found out that

blondes don’t drive faster than 60 km/h, because they think that s... the speedometer shows their weight, you are a fool, to fuck or to beat, they are still arguing in the nizhny turinsk avir, for you, seryozha, for you, gennady malakhov’s wife, lina sergeevna malakhova never speaks to her husband at night that she has a headache, better 3 wait a minute rather than rub yourself with cabbage leaves all night and drink freshly squeezed potatoes, this was many years ago, my career in moscow was just beginning, and the guys and i came from yekaterinburg to moscow once a month, recorded concerts in the cosmos concert hall, and there and we lived, that is, our television center was located nearby, 10 minutes away, so i was once invited to take part in one program, where they wanted to interview me, that is, for us

it was a whole event, this was an uprising for everything. i was dressed up by the whole team, i didn’t yet know that professional makeup is applied before the program, that is , you are prepared for the program, like now, so your make-up artists dressed me up, so they gathered the whole team, i called the administrator, said that in 10 minutes i i’ll come in heels, walk through the snow, come to the astankino tower, we were all convinced that all the filming was taking place in the ostankino tower, yes.

happens and after 20 minutes i get a call: julia, the whole studio is waiting for you, where are you? and i was sure that everything was happening here, i say, well, i’m here in the ostankino tower. so i think that for an outside observer this is normal, everyone thinks that all television filming takes place in this tower, when the tower turns to the east, then we start meetings there, yes, when the television crew arrives filming, by the way, their 5 kopecks i’ll put everything in, they usually say, but you’re from television, my tv is broken, tonight our program is dedicated to curiosities on television. answers the questions that have accumulated over the previous week. so, over to you, avan vladimirovich. good morning, during this week

that we are meeting on the tv screen, we have received a lot of letters, telegrams, they contain, of course, questions about how to charge water, how to take it, there were also cases when people felt uneasy fine. there are a lot of questions about whether it is possible to combine taking these sessions with the use of drugs or medicines, of course yes, but now i propose a session, take the glasses, this is the end of today's session, the water is charged, you feel good, but for this don't rush into the hustle and bustle. i say goodbye to you, all the best to you, by the way, many believed in this, he came to our program in the morning, that’s why i wanted you, larisa and i hosted, by the way, we conducted many programs

together, he came to the program in the morning, and half of the editorial staff ran, some with a glass, some with a can, they stung, i was calm, i somehow didn’t give a damn, it was all funny , just to watch. but they also giggled , so that means they were charging at the same time, i said, why are you giggling, this is some kind of nonsense anyway, why are you charging, because you too they didn’t believe it, but i just didn’t have time to charge this water and run around, well, in any case , i had a funny episode with kashpirovsky, he had very popular meetings in the ostankino concert studio.

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even to such, you know, professional, respected doctors, they are with them with interest, and we will talk, well, with such curiosity, well, they treated what was happening then, no, well, i saw this is not enough for me, i was living in a communal apartment at the time, i just saw our neighbor sitting down, fighting, crying, and i sat like that all the time with you, and we just had a tv in the room and thought, well, we need to do something . after the advertisement we will continue and you will learn many stories about animals on television. the fight against crime requires new employees. do you know the difference between

a genius and a madman? ginyu was given a chance to realize his calling. comfortable office in the ward. are you out of your mind? no, of course not, that’s why i came to you for compulsory treatment, as an invitation to work. we don't get paid for this, yeah. positive colleagues, i noticed that your crazy patients are able to think, interesting and fun investigations are waiting for you, the mysterious disappearance of a pizza distributor. detective syndrome from monday on the first, simple business, but with a twist, everything is as we love, here is the russian spirit, here is russia, we are used to seeing mikhail zadorny on stage, at concerts or at some events, when he was in character, as they say, he held his face, he was no one in the broad sense i wasn’t allowed into the family; it was a strictly closed area. you, we

have the opportunity to see him as only those closest to him, his daughter and wife, saw him. lively, there were always get-togethers, and you’re sitting in dad’s place, so it happened, right? unique footage previously inaccessible to outsiders was here this difficult period, when he was treated abroad, mikhail nikolaevich’s sister, lena, and his first wife, velta. in the face of misfortune, grief, they united, the three of them lived in the same apartment, cooked in the same kitchen.

for the first time in one of the evening news broadcasts, then it was called the tsn service, a television news service, they showed a story of how he revives a corpse in the morgue, well, a common thing, it was filmed on some kind of film, that is, on a household camera, the story sent to us by mail, how exactly did it appear, maybe someone brought it, well, sort of they said it would be by mail, so they decided.

brought corpses, they decided to include them there at the finish line, at the finish line, yes, in order to somehow attract the attention of the audience and attract it, he became very popular, began to gather huge audiences, people signed up to see him, because he practiced, as he wrote, white magic , not black, he helped treat, find there, one fine day, i set aside time for the program, i go out, there’s no car, i think i forgot, i’m looking, no,

in order to fool people more competently, i say: yur, i have one here trouble happened, i called him, i had a phone number, he says, come, he lived somewhere on sukharevskaya, i come to his house, i tell him everything, this is what happened to me, i say, well, you find cars, he scratched his ear, he says, well, i probably won’t take it, this is not my profile, now i’ll give you a person, now i’ll give you a person, he connected me by phone with a person, uh-huh, we never saw him with him, he says, this is it just a master who finds a car, well, i talked to him, he says, i see your car, i see the car, i i say, well, what next, at 3:00 in the morning she will drive along peace avenue towards the region, i say, so i say how she will pass me, and what am i doing, and he says, you can’t contact the police, this is very important condition, otherwise all this won’t work for me, i say, what about

me, well, you find a way, i say, well, okay, but of course i immediately called the guys, we just had, there was a group from the police who were there i was doing news sections, they gave me a car, they were on duty all night, but i didn’t go anywhere, i called in the morning, i was passing by beige car, three rubles, gave the number, no, it didn’t pass, i called again, i said, it didn’t pass, she says there was police, i say, no... there wasn’t police, then what kind of police, what are you saying? i see a car, i say, where? in zelenograd, in a brown garage, but no police, i say, where is the garage? well, somewhere in the center, i see somewhere in the center, somewhere in the center, i say, well , at least approximately where, where, where, where, he says, well, the central part, perhaps somewhere near the cinema, here now i don’t see until there are some gloomy houses gray, i don’t see any outlines, i say, okay,

thank you, well, we immediately took the group, drove off, although they gave us a car with a flashing light, that is, to completely scare everyone away, we arrived and drove around half of zelenograd in the evening. there’s nothing there, but i call him, she says: you were with the cops, you were with the cops, i see you were with the cops, i say, well, yes, i had to resort to help, well, that’s why nothing

happened, the car left, so the car wasn't found, let's take a look. you have parapsychologists visiting, take an empty three-liter bottle jar, fill it with tap water, place it in the center of the table, blow off the foam. 10, 20, 30, 40°, that’s enough, pour it out, drink it, feel it,

it’s warm, it’s warm, it’s warm, it’s warm, we snack on the evening issue of the newspaper that i’ve loaded, i don’t recommend using the newspaper for other purposes. no need to cry, honey, i’m watching you closely, i see, i’m working with you, that you have a girl from the tsyren, the third session can’t get pregnant from me, i’m working, don’t cry, i’m watching you, what is the length of your impact on the object.

came to moscow, well, maybe you remember, there was this uri geller, who bigben stopped in london, it seems, well, of course, i was invited to this shooting, i did something there on command.

spoon, can you imagine, the most interesting thing is that why is he not performing now, it means that he found oil in the block, the spoons simply ran out and geller found oil, well, yes, that’s the same thing there and now he’s stuck well to the pipe, it’s clear, by the way, that’s about boy, a very short story, about another boy, and reportage shooting, we have our group i worked then with ryshkov, the head of the government. and he, then it was fashionable in the nineties to go into stores, managers should definitely go into a store and see what they were selling, and it was somewhere in the region, far from moscow, there were

all sorts of stories like that, too, a story about a boy, about my own, and we are filming a program good night kids, sometimes we had traveling programs in the exemplary theater, they were filming something there, they were filming, i brought my son with me, and he was probably about four years old, that day there was a play about hedgehog - which you remember, deceived the hare, two hedgehogs did, you see, they run faster than the bunny and during the break - when we had already filmed something there, and my son and i and there they have this: a tiger cub, well, or a whole tiger, he’s big there was, well, a pretty big tiger, but apparently very tame, with a leash, he was just sitting in the faye and

all the children were offered to take pictures next to him, and when we approached him, for some reason he began to yawn, and the child was very small, i told him, he opened his fingers in such a way that it seemed to me that he was about to bite off the child’s head, i was very scared, in general we didn’t stay near him for long, suddenly this tiger stood up on me, and i didn’t understand what was wrong, i had some kind of beige-colored boots, it was a terrible shortage, i realized that it would be taken out these spots are impossible, then he asks his son, dima, how do you like the performance, he said, i didn’t like this performance, i said, why? and the first time i brought my child to the theater, he said: well, firstly, the hedgehog is cunning, and secondly, the tigers all piss on my mother, tanya, you’re not alone, let’s look at screen, i can read it for now, like in cartoons,

i have the symbol of the year marked, oh, that’s how it happened to me, sasha, you have a program with animals, this often happens, like yes, when you called me here, i say what stories i can tell you besides these ones, because they are the main ones, well, here you know how wonderful it is when during a performance, especially a ballet, where, in principle, a stage is needed, you need to move, a horse or donkey comes out right in the middle of the stage.

and he probably looked at us too and thought, well, i’m not a fool, i started aiming territory, well, like, i’m about to declare myself, but he declares so powerfully that everywhere he went, he did it a little, not like a rabbit, you can’t do that right away, and it smells, i don’t know why compare, anything, the worst you can think of and the most pungent smell, this will be this, i don’t know, we finished the program, i think we came back later on the second day of shooting and it still smelled every time. .. when i came during the week, i felt that it was wild, that a porcupine was reminiscent of, i have heard many times, something you have

it smells like remains, something is wrong, but it’s not always from us, it’s not from us, they come often, this rarely happens with us, have you ever been attacked by an animal, well, yes , i had this happen once with a dog, yes with a tibetan mastiva, you just have to imagine that it’s very big, big, when you look at it, for some reason you even wonder if we have this video? oh, well, there were precedents, and she bit me when she first arrived, because she came to

us as an adult, and we had a precedent, okay, that’s it, then let’s just sit there. my husband didn’t really want a second dog at that moment, so the decision was made not to buy one, but dad, please come on, because there’s no point in asking such questions, i don’t have anything against my husband, everything’s fine, everything’s fine , everything’s fine, okay. everything, everything, everything is fine, everything is fine, sit down, sit down, just a little bit, now, now i have, there is, there is a mark on my jeans, come to me, my girl, i actually had a tablet chewed by a parrot , now i have jeans chewed by a dog, what a success, i think i didn’t even bite through, so on memory, yes, stop it, stop, please, that’s enough, buffy, i’ll just

explain to our viewers that buffy was very nervous, well, in the sense that she was certainly less nervous than i was nervous.

big ideas, it was a time of very big and different dreams, soviet films that were filmed at vdnkh gave an idea of ​​the power and beauty of this object, it was, as you know, somewhere in fairy tales, in 1935 the project was approved, and the exhibition was supposed to open in 1937, that is, a very short time frame, alsazhevsky offers a good simple concept, the project was

i was glad that it slipped off me, but they decided to fix it and return it back. this is about the question of live broadcasting, yes, if you are on a recorded program and it is clear that the presenter, for example, well, you can see that natasha is very uncomfortable and you could stop filming, but when you are live it is clear that you can’t stop anything everyone can only enjoy this moment behind the scenes with...

who couldn’t stand animals at all, so all the dogs on the street, when we were walking, pestered her, she tried, she’s there the skid would bite, even if some big dog, well, here it is, and for it only people existed, preferably men, this means there is a competition going on, there are several dogs that take part in this competition, one of them is a huge shepherd, their name is zoro, this one smelly, blahahast, unkempt, this zora is unkempt. my ellie, she just went crazy, she was like this, she stood almost on her backside, sat on my lap, and raised one paw and so on, and as soon as

this look came out, and we, of course, raised the rating of five , to which misha kept saying, i i don’t understand what’s the matter, i say, well, you know, i’m not the one judging, yes, it’s a matter of pheromones, in short, when this program ended, we approached, they put another on her... real, i sat down on knees, holding this girl, she just looks at him like he’s a god, he’s turned away from us, he’s turned away from her, and even attention, if the owner, the owner, the owner, the owner, the owner, the owner, is there an owner, no, i i say, see? that's how you treat your partners, and so do you, in response, i also had a story, if you allow me, with the same program, i remembered, i

had a yurkshist terrier for 16 years, 16 days, now i have two of them, then there was one and i was also invited now, including on this program, i was and he was, his name was bonifashka, boniface, he i walked along this corridor absolutely flawlessly, i didn’t catch a tail, a paw, or a single thing like that, everything was straight. and he had this little bulldog like that and he lay there all the time like a bulldog, and i have a bonifashka for him, so this means we can communicate, and after we passed vladimirich

says to me it’s a good dog, i say, well, that’s it that’s how happy you are with her, i say, well, yes , i’m happy there, but my sofa is eating, sleeping, eating, sleeping, a communist, i actually missed the end of the program. who are you touching, what is touching you, that’s how it happened, i’m very afraid of snakes, so we’re going with sveta permikova in a team, we need to count the animals or whatever there is, we need to count it, and i’m touching, i understand that this is a plastic box, that’s it, i’m already feeling bad, i say, light, these are snakes, she says, no, no, no, what kind of snakes are tnchka,

what kind of snakes, not snakes, come on... now let's see, i put my hand on top like this, it's warm there, i say, light, it's a snake, what, what, what, i don't know, there's something at the bottom, some worms, some long stripes, snakes, calm down, calm down, she took a handful and brought it to me, come on, they wrap around my hand, calm down. that’s it, i, i, i feel sick, i feel sick, i say, please, i won’t, i can’t, but i, well, i just feel sick, it’s still dark, i don’t even understand what svetka is doing, now i’ll look, what is there, she just takes her hand, puts it in this box, she says, tan, this is some kind of boiled carrot, they start to just meat it like this, i say, light, there is no carrot, i say, i can’t, she, tan, put your hand in there, please, i say, i i can’t, light, well

, really, well, everything is bad, she, so, i, therefore, take responsibility for myself, i’ll count now, again, they knead, month, knead, in the end there, of course, there was just a ball of snakes, horror , it’s just, i already watched it on the program later, i felt bad, i was stupid, it’s just that it was possible, all this happened to me, she said, i’ll take everything, she told me like that saved me, but we had the next round, we went further, there was another box with snakes, not snakes, but i don’t know, some kind of snakes, but that didn’t make it any easier for me, in short, she says : yes, i don’t know how long i stood next to this box, and i understood that sveta had already saved me in the previous competition, well, by sticking her hand into this lair, lair, yes, although i’ve been in the women’s team for so many years, i don’t understand why i’m afraid of this, well, it’s wonderful, these are

all like-minded people. that's a terrarium, yes, to be the most important anokonda, this is skill, this is skill, yes, this is skill, little masha, what happened to you, of course, a lot of history was connected directly with the weak link program, and many people were offended by you, but at first , yes, and it even happened that my husband got into a fight with someone when someone spoke unkindly. and you didn’t come up to you on the street, didn’t say how much you didn’t recognize me at first, didn’t understand that this was the same person, i parked my car in the parking lot for a very long time, and where i was a security guard grandfather, a wonderful grandfather, he knew that i worked on television, he knew that i was an athlete, and we constantly communicated, when i parked the car, picked it up, when the program the weak link began to air, he meets me and says: masha, but you work on television, i say, yes, you

can tell the management that... this girl from the first channel was removed from the new program, i was not found at that moment to tell him that this girl, in in general, i am, i kept silent delicately. game on air the weak link. each of the eight participants in the studio today can earn up to 400,000 rubles. they don't know each other, but if they want to win the big prize, they must become a team. all. time to identify the weakest link. nina. one of you must leave with nothing. vladimir has arrived. vladimir. nina. sergey. nina. nina.

nina. but not in this case, you are the weakest link, goodbye, anatoly malkin invited me to star in the twelfth floor program, and that was really the first time i saw myself on the monitor and me there they painted everything like this, i thought, wow, what magic, the mirror image of everything, and they told me, now we ’ve caught you with a guitar. and tomorrow i come to the program, i say, okay, what time should i be there, they say, well, at 20:00 the engine starts, i say, that’s it, i’ll definitely be there, but stupidly in the morning i went to see the students for a drink somewhere and i’m already late ...

i think, well, that’s it, that’s it, i come up and say, hello, the program is being filmed here, and i was told to arrive at 20:00, but i arrived early at one in the morning, but was late, i say where my pass, they say, you don’t have any pass. no, they should remove me, he says, no, well, by some miracle i got through to some person, someone was passing by, in general, they gave me a pass, i got up around 3 o’clock :30, he says: oh, markin, great, at about 5:00 we will be filming you, that means at 5:00 in the morning i was filmed, of course i sang all the guns on the guitar, played everything as expected, and waited broadcast, of course they cut me out, since then i know that it’s impossible to be late for tv, now... yes, just try it, i wish you all the best and see you next time.

good evening, friends, we decided to dedicate this program to the work of a person with a unique destiny, like a motley mosaic of many bright fragments, tragic, dangerous, absurd, funny. many episodes of his life could easily serve as the plot for a book or film. today , art will appear on this stage for which vertinsky’s work plays a big, i would even say, a huge role. they will perform their favorites songs accompanied by an orchestra led by konstantin gorbatenko. we rode in troikas with bells, and

lights flashed in the distance. i would like some falcons now. i would like to dispel my soul from melancholy with a long journey and a moonlit night and with that song that flies into the distance, ringing from that old time. noah and seven-string, which got me so wet at night, with that old seven-string that got me so wet at night.

so, living without joy without pain, i remember the years gone by, your folded hands in threes that flew away forever, travel long, that night. and lunar, without the song that goes into the distance flies ringing, stay with the old one, and this stringy one that tormented me so much

that at first it made me wet. the days run by, multiplying the sorrows, it’s so hard for me to forget the past, someday, dear, you’ll take me to bury me, yes... you can see the string that

tormented me so much at night, so that it’s on, so long, so long, that moonlit night, and from that song that flies away. are you so old and shabby that you tormented me so much at night, why did she torment me so much, why did she torment me so much, so did she so tormented. it is unlikely that alexander nikolaevich

vertinsky could have imagined that such an evening was possible when, more than 100 years ago, grand duke alesan mihaloch climbed aboard the passage to leave his native land. in november 1920, the ship barely left the port of seva. stopol, vertensky realized the error of his migration, all these unbearably long years that he was destined to live far from home, he would feel deceived, orphaned, he dreamed of returning here at any cost. rising above the pink sea.