tv PODKAST 1TV July 28, 2024 1:10am-1:55am MSK
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it’s a shame for your qualifications, they ’re professionals, you know, they came and said, oh, dima, dima, it’s time to go to the department, the eleventh is limping, yes, and why didn’t the tambourine bring here, well, i can’t do it anymore, i’m allergic, the bruise will form on its own , you know, tambourophobia, i know that you are now helping young musicians, mentoring, in some form, you have something like a production center or or you, the guys and i are there, and we are all trying at least somehow.
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smell like a production house? do not want? well, let's see, you know, we 're working on this now, thinking about this topic, but it's difficult work, not rewarding work, then you can’t tie a musician to a battery, you can’t force him, contracts don’t work, it can only be charity, but that is , now in general the world has simply turned out to be unproduced, or what? well , this is terrible, because in fact everything is produced, in fact, as soon as an artist starts to have songs somewhere , they shoot him, a circle of people forms. and who are trying to help him, and want to make money, well, they want to make money, they start to help him, yes, they start to help him after all, to say so that a person posted something on the internet, became popular and after that he alone does it all, this is not true, well listen, well, his guitar got infected, he actually did everything himself, well, yes, but where is he then it turned out that everything is normal , everything is fine, he writes music for films, for plays, well, he writes music for films, you know, but from the stage he still... but you
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also collaborated with cinema, you wrote songs i i know it was included in the cinema, yes, but with us it was rather different, we just have our songs were included in the soundtrack, but what are you planning to write something for cinema next, i don’t know, you know, i’m still like that, i have the format that i do, guys, yes, they manage to write everything for cinema and for performances and for everything, but i still give me such a band with a band, so that forward you like the club format more, i like it, although you know, we played. in the big ones in the olympic there were 15,000 screaming, i know that day, in the luzhniki stadium there were 50,000 and nothing, but it’s some kind of different atmosphere, i like it clubs, for me personally. grisha, you write music for cinema, well, we don’t write anything anymore, but before , we just rest, now we just relax, i just want to be musicians, because now the time has come that there is some kind of freedom, in a word, simply.
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is not in a hurry and does not think about commerce, what is needed tomorrow, on this, they won’t take this radio, for this, probably not, we don’t think about the format at all, we just honestly have to create for real, and so we have to create, but you already know, we don’t you run around nowadays, it seems to me that’s the only way now it’s possible somehow, at the beginning you were thinking about, so now i’ll write a song, how will they take it on the radio, i tried it on the radio, but no,
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i didn’t think, no, never, this is a podcast 20 years later, we’re talking with the group lead fog, i am the presenter konstantin mikhailov, how do you like to spend your free time, this is what you like to do most, besides creativity or creativity, oh, i don’t know, i ’m involved in creativity, yes, i do some other musical projects, so connected with the performance of something there by other people, that is, i love some. i like to organize something else, that is, an organizer, well, yes, i have such a streak, and i love it, so that everything moves around, and you guys, how do you spend your free time, what do you like? we practically don’t have our own, let’s just say, yes, and if it appears, we are in a hurry, just like , probably, dima, we help, teach both vocals and guitar, the fact is that we live in the region, in the region of young talents, so let's say, a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot, and... and someone
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needs to do this, it just came time, probably, just to at least give back what i say, it turns out that we are just doing charity work, because you can’t call it money, but for. yes, you have to convey something to people, so we convey it, some opportunities will appear, we will organize something big, the strong thing is that the demand has appeared, that’s for sure, now the young generation is faced with the fact that, uh, for example, well, i’m already tired of virtual guitars, tired of virtual drums, then this, that, that’s it, it starts, yes, it already addresses, yes, how to dads, brothers, and so on and so forth, i have a son, he is a young producer, he always got it, so we need to record a guitar for young performers, now.
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here is artificial intelligence, drums and guitars from the living there, the hearing is not indistinguishable, i think that the style is most likely style, energy, that is, a little wrong somewhere, a little out of tune with the living, no, each musician has his own style, when and if yes, even three musicians, if they got together, each had their own style, got together. and it’s worth it, what do you dream about in 20 years, what’s ideal? listen, well, nothing, the most important thing is that everything is fine with us and that the country is fine, i think about it, in 20 years i want everything to be, for us to develop, move forward, we have big, that is
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no goal, this cube, you know, like the strugatskys, these are rooms or a ball, he hears, he makes a wish come true, he will wish for something and it will happen, i’m telling you seriously, i move, i do a lot of things, and i want to continue achieving some big ones, well, of course i have something to remember in a day, i have a lot to move the space in this way, i want more positive things, i live happily, i want to release an album , play more concerts, travel around the country to play, i want to, but everything will come, everything will be, and you guys, what would you like in 20 years, and me in 20 years for example, i would like everyone, all people, humanity to have their own. a house, a roof over your head, health and everything, so that everyone lives by the sea, listens to beautiful music, and you know what i would like, i would also like in 20 years to also meet, sit and talk about music, what we have done so far 20 years, 20 years later, what does it mean for yes yes, that is, you know, so that i want to stand
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on stage in 20 years also so that the broadcasts , by the way, and to give people joy, i know it will come, so to speak, well, the song has survived in general of course she will survive everything. it seems that it’s all somehow as if you know, as if summer had come, everything had melted away, there was music from one producer, yes, that is, people learned to turn the knobs, yeah, no one is needed, a minisk appeared, like in a restaurant, everything became equal, like in a restaurant, all musicians separated, all that was left was a minidisk and a computer, well, something must start shooting up again now,
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it seems to me that now everything that’s happening is still going on, and again, even though they say that the ring roads don’t lead anywhere there, they lead, what is it there will be, i want a song, for now, at least make a song, well, somehow... so that it is relevant for the modern, for me modern, for the modern guys, you know, well, for sure, there will definitely be guitars, drums, bass guitars, everything what is alive will definitely remain, i think, for centuries it will remain forward, it won’t go anywhere, because it’s a classic, by the way, i personally don’t need music without guitars, without drums, without bass, without such a lively live presentation, it’s an orchestra for me, that’s a different story, to be honest, that’s what we need bring back the industry, when everyone lives and exchanges with each other. and they live in the same community, in the same society, but all the same, everyone will still return to the living, because people cannot live without the living, so they are sitting, because people are sitting at the table, singing to the accordion, i don’t take the accordion to return, and already returned, and already returned, yes, let's have something to sing now,
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that it will be love gone, love never leaves the podcast, 20 years later, yes, it is always here and here is always the coolest musicians of the lead fog group guest on the podcast today. when it comes to us, sadness is like black dreams, the vision begins to fog, a gloomy haze settles down, don’t rush to argue with it, it will go away, like guests from the underground will return to... forever to the bottom of the soul, again a tear is filled with grief
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at whose loss, the sadness of unfulfilled hopes i am tormented by the shadow of days gone by, i am intoxicated with sleep. i’m looking for your image there, only you, only you alone, but it’s only a dream, the soul screams forever, the soul screams forever, love is gone, we are left, sadness, love is gone, it cannot be returned, no matter how much you sting. but you wake up, open your eyes, e, but you wake up and
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jokes, i’m vadim golygin, and today my guest is two completely different people, but we definitely have something in common, this is of course the kven past, but now i’ll talk about you as actors, okay, mikhail bashkatov and rinat mukhambayev . i propose today to chat, friends, on the topic of friendship. in a broad sense, of course, we will touch on some. there may be serious moments, yes, but first of all these are stories, of course, anecdotes, and so that this, let’s say, gives joy, our positive communication touches the souls of the audience and makes them a little more fun, well let's start with misha, you and i didn't do anything, and i know how very glad i am that you, let's say, went into this acting...
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life you have, well, i'm probably this dramatic one i somehow still realize the story more in the theater, that is, there i have a lot of serious roles, some deep ones, in the cinema they still prefer to cast me in comedies, yes, yes, that is, well, sort of, because that there is such an association, yes there is, there is an association, i get funnier with age, you know , some kind of trail, yes, it’s like, well, that’s it
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comedian, renat, well, the same thing happens with you, and practically in cinema. also , the filmography is growing, thank god, little by little , yes, yes, for serious roles in some kind of well , mostly comedies, of course they called me like that in all sorts of dramas, mostly as some kind of bodyguard or something almost always killed, but the experience is interesting , just in case, yes practically always never and never yet have i been able to agree on one role of this type, but it’s possible that it’s not me that my mother is watching after all, please don’t kill me.
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on one there are berries on the other there are some mushrooms and there was a post at which there was a small lake there was a village and there was a lake with sand on the training ground, each post was something there on a yellowish one, that is, generally, well, such a maldivian belarusian one, so we swam , comrade, and lay down to sunbathe and fell asleep in these in these army shorts, you know , black, it also happened that here you know a little here they are practically here and here they are a little shorter. and just the scorching sun and black, we woke up, just black, you know, well, our legs are black, and we returned when we were back there school, and that means we have a bathhouse every week, and when i was walking with these legs, someone suddenly, well, you know, these friendly jokes are all from the army, i’m walking suddenly someone starts, it’s
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very... you know in general after all, in such a barveda team, it’s all perceived as very fun, let’s talk about friendship, that’s who today, for example, is a friend, because times have changed, but this is the one who you have in your phone and there are more photos there, because there are of course, defining some kind of set, yes, that is , we went through something together, and there is a friend like that, but it happens that you just have some common hobbies, fishing here or skiing there, and so on, in your opinion. there is now a difference in friendship, which maybe, the concept was like back in soviet times, or when we were all little kids there, well, not kids, teenagers, and now, it seems to me, the same friendship has certainly remained, as you say in the soviet union , yes, yes i have, because a friend with whom we were friends as children, and we separated, we were probably years old, well,
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20, 22, he now lives somewhere, either in norilsk, or somewhere, well, such a friend. i don’t know where he lives exactly, well, he’s such a great guy, he also went somewhere bigger, we also have one friend, he always said that, one of my friends is a restaurateur, one of my best friends, one of my best friends, i don’t remember his name that’s his name, he just considered everyone his best friend, very friendly, well, i can say that i don’t have any friends left from childhood. well, that is, we, if there is somewhere on a social network somewhere or by chance it could be like this to keep in touch there are no such people, but here is the kvnovsky past, that is, our team, we are all not well, we all even support each other as friends, yes it really is, thank you, as they say, to this club, how different is it that when you lived there for 10 years with
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these people in the hotel, everywhere at home, you just lived with them around the clock. well, i don’t know what kind of jokes there might be about friends, well , some are probably paradoxical in general, because - you don’t expect it from a friend - there’s a catch when he seems to be on this, probably humor is built, that is, when it seems like each other, and then when something happens , it creates that you are like, well, like an old bearded joke, when he leaves the casino, it’s already morning, now it’s already dawn, in general, he leaves the casino , drunk in the smoke, two friends, one in his underpants. the second one has no panties at all, standing like this in the taxi rank, so staggering, this one without panties says: “kolya, that’s why i’ve respected you all my life,
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that you can stop on time?” this is so basic, of course, when i tell jokes, yes, that is, in company, i tell my friends, then of course, that is, if a person is not a fisherman, yes, he will not. laugh at the jokes there about fishing, well, you must admit, that is, it’s very difficult, i had such a case when i was just going with a friend, well, with someone whom you don’t see very often, but he’s a good friend, you know, as if in complete confidence, that is, well, that he is also a fisherman, i tell him, listen, i say, well, this is, well, how can i explain this to a person, how can i sit there, let’s say, wait over the fishing rod there for several hours here's this bite. in general, if he is not a fisherman, he will not understand, and at this moment he is like, i say, wait, just don’t talk, and you, and i somehow know, the full version that all my friends surround themselves, he is a fisherman , then i
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find myself, you know, this one hit a reef, you know, a ship, this one, and you are fishermen, by the way, yes, i’m from the insurance company, of course, i’m a fisherman, but it’s clear, there’s probably everything there it starts, they don’t tell bedtime stories, do they even tell little children there? the story of yesterday is like this tomorrow we will go fishing yes, to be honest, i don’t remember such people, well, it was like a joke there when we caught such a measure in astrakhan, i have one story about fishing, we had a kvenov shift in the camp on abi , it means schoolchildren and students and we arrived there they were taught kvena with them there as counselors and how would uh huh a little bit uh.
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you know, andryukha, yes, he’s not a fisherman at all, he means, and they came, brought more, just let him walk around at night with nonsense, so we all go with nonsense, and he, and he walks next to the shore with a bottle of champagne and wine glass and they brought it, it means the guys arrived, not a fisherman, they brought champagne, it means he missed champagne more, so he was like oh, guys, the fishing is great, that’s it, it means we caught this fish, gave it to andryukha and he left, and he lived at my house. and he left for the city with the fish, i said, put everything in the refrigerator, that means he did everything, put it in the refrigerator, that means he did some business in the city, came back, so i lied,
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it’s not the end of the shift , it was the middle of the shift, and this shift lasts for about another week, we we return home, i open the door, i can’t understand what’s wrong, something is wrong, yes, yes, the lights were turned off, it’s summer and the lights were turned off, and for several days this fish lay in the refrigerator without light, that is, it’s just there. .. that’s why you don’t like fisherman, yes, i don’t have much of an association, but i have a friend who went fishing, he’s an avid fisherman, he generally can’t live without fish, he went fishing, went somewhere far from the region i found a house, as he said, i said, i came to this house, knocked, there was an open house on the banks of the volga, no one was there, reeds, there is no one, i say, after 2 days i arrived there, after three, i started living, then i came with my castle, he says, i have a house there, it’s normal, a man found a house, now can you imagine, he’s looking at us, as if at all , where, where he said, you know, imagine, people forgot there, you know,
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dear friends, we continue the joke podcast, and my guests are rinat mukhambayev and mikhail bashkatov, we talk entirely about friendship, well, in principle, we tell jokes freely topic, why, in fact, we always gather here, if friends uniting. hobbies, these are some interesting hobbies you have, well, for example, you ski, or there’s something on the board, on the board, yes, well, well, this is like a hobby, what other secret ones there may be, about what we don’t know, so that with you, i can say for sure that i have in moscow, in addition to, it means, some friends with whom we moved to moscow, there from tomsk, and who appeared there in the course of work , and somewhere filming, a huge number. i got it when my children went to kindergarten garden, parents of my children’s friends, there are a lot of them, in short, now i have people whom i can call friends, that’s it.
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this is not a sad story, but why did you think it was a sad story? well, because he said that i made friends when he took the children to kindergarten, i thought this was not a sad story, before that, not new friends, i also met a doctor of medical sciences there, a urologist, for example, well, there are options there is more, okay, but there are simply a huge number of medical jokes, that is exactly why they are like this - somewhere on the verge of such a certain kind of cynicism, yes, but still , well, as you know, it’s given, why are we sick for you, yes, well, roughly speaking, god grant that everyone is healthy, but nevertheless , but it seems to me that this is generally a profession in itself, i’ve talked so many times with doctors, it ’s impossible to live without a sense of humor, it seems to me, it seems to me that medical jokes are just the toughest, the toughest and the funniest , about a medical joke, a guy comes to a casting at a modeling agency, he’s very worried, it means that this casting person meets him there and says it’s so, so chic. great, what
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a chin, powerful, great, neck, oh, shoulders, so torso, good, such arms, that’s it, look like that, well done, great, i like it, that’s it, where’s the leg, that means he’s thinking, so, what to say, what to say, what to tell the truth, what does it mean, he was amputated from the waist up, no, they will say, he’s inattentive, we don’t need people like that, i’ll say that... a shark ate him, damn, what a shark, what am i even talking about? so, what to say, what to say, i’ll say, i’ll say, i lost in near kandahar, god, god, what it means, like, hey, hey, boy, where is the leg, you know, there was such a leg, and there, i know a joke here, it’s funny, i know which one i remembered, also the theme when the doctor says to the patient, you smoke, and by the way,
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smoking... the topic of pets can connect, that is, i don’t know, you have pets, oh, listen, yes, i got a dog 2 years, 2 years ago, yes, and i realized that there is a whole community, this is a kind of subculture of dog lovers, that is, you’re like, well, i wasn’t going to become part of this at all. would be, hello, and there hello, and who do you have, oh, what do you have, and we have this, and
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you have... that is, they start asking questions and you’re like, especially at first, you don’t even know how, well what to answer like, what kind of food do you feed, what kind of food do you feed, what kind of food do we eat, and what do we give to him, yes, and they are, here they are, as if involuntarily, you begin to communicate with strangers on some topics that are unfamiliar to you than yes, well, that’s it. try it, these ones are still huddled together , these ones you know when and there are five people they are walking they walk with dogs and next to the fora owners are also friends again. the manager, well, the director advertises that he needs an assistant, uh, employee, personal assistant, which means, well, he has - knowledge of a computer, mandatory conditions, knowledge of a foreign language, and, as it were, the ability to work, write, there to work with documentation, and
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that means he just placed an ad, there’s a knock on the door, he opens it, there’s a dog there, and that means she’s coming in like that, it’s important, he just rubbed his eyes like that, you know, she’s standing in a chair and says, but i think that you won’t find a better candidate, i’m from the ad, as you understand, he says, yes, i understand, but - if you read the ad carefully, it says the ability to create documentation, he easily, takes a pen, that means from the table, a sheet of paper here and there, a plan of events there for the year consists of planning this there , holding meetings there, staging something, these are deadlines, something like this, he wrote down the whole piece of paper, he says, wait, wait, wait, dog , wait, did you read computer knowledge there , okay, right away what password did he say? i climbed into the table there, i know accounting there, he’s just in shock, he says this, but if you read to the end of the ad, you also got into it
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about the knowledge of a foreign language, the dog does this all the time, okay, well, let’s say, meow, there was another similar joke when the ad sells this ... what kind of nonsense is this, some kind of joke, hello there, hello? i'm talking about the dog, yes, yes, yes, please, what would you like to see? no, wait, it says that she’s a speaker, he says, yes, that’s right, 100 thousand rubles, he says, well, yes, he says, but can we look, he says, well, yes, i said, dictate the address, he thinks, i’ll go once in a few days,
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that’s it, they told him the address in the taxi, he comes, stands here, thinks, what am i doing, damn it, i’m an adult, fell for what - that’s nonsense, okay, i’ve already arrived, here... a guy in a robe opens it for him, his hair is wet, he says: excuse me, i’m late here, i now need to dry my hair here, while you look, chat, and i then, well, i’ll come out and we’ll discuss the details, he’ll talk, he says: yes, yes, yes, you’re about the dog, he says: well, yes, well , come on in, she’s there, and he means he took off his shoes, well, the guy went into some bathroom, turned on the hairdryer, he looks in, there’s a dog sitting in a chair, reading a newspaper with glasses on, and he boom, and he says: good afternoon, he puts away the newspaper, and good afternoon, come in, sit down, he just went nuts, you know, the dog speaks realistically, and he sat down like that, i just don’t understand what kind of scam, what kind of suit is this that this is a doll, that this is some kind of technology, and he, he says, tell yourself,
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well, i was born there, i don’t remember somewhere in the village, but i’m purebred, i have a mother, so there was such a thing there, a father, this, then, then, it means i was bad when i was young, something somewhere, then they transported me to the city, then i had. that means they took me there, i served a little in the army, then after that at customs, that is, well , i’ve seen everyone in life, yes, so what, well, while i was talking everywhere there, i heard something in some foreign languages, well, so conversation in english, i can support something there somewhere, in principle i can look for truffles, well, in principle, i can do nothing, just sit at home, we can have tea in the evenings and chat there, because i can talk on any topic, because my owner has a library, i read, you see, lenin’s collected works, i read everything, i can , well... marxism, communism or this library of adventures, we can bring up any work of zaniness there, that is , fantasy, science fiction, well , anything, on any topic we can just sit with you and talk there, and he says :
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the reporter came to a shepherd in the steppe, there a sheep grazes like this they ask him: tell me, how much wool do your sheep produce per year? he says: well, depending on what? he says: well , the whites, let’s say, the whites, he says, produce one and a half tons of wool a year, he says, and the blacks, and the blacks, one and a half. they give tons, he says that he would combine it, just say three 3 tons give everything, let's continue writing, he says tell me how much food they consume, that ’s how much feed this grass is, he says, well, again, it depends on what kind, if they are white, he says, then
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they eat about 3 tons a year, he says, and black ones, and black ones 3 tons they eat a year, somewhere, he says, stop, what are you, he says, are you driving at all or something, you can’t say it normally, just unite, why are you wasting time, he says, well, you’re asking me, i say, whites are mine, he says: and the black ones, and the black ones are also mine, well, yes, listen, i knew that we would get to abstract jokes, what kind? so stupid i’ll read it now, i have a book here, but i’ll read it because it needs to be told quickly, you’ll forgive me, dear viewers, but nevertheless there’s an exam going on, that is, they presented it, there’s a topic there, there’s an exam going on, the professor says to a student, there are 500 bricks on board the plane, one brick fell out of the plane, how many bricks are left on board, the student says, well, that's easy 499, the professor says: that's right, the next question is: how to put an elephant in the refrigerator in
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three steps? the student says: the first thing is to open refrigerator, the second is to put the elephant there, the third is to close the refrigerator. professor, okay, how to put a deer in the refrigerator in four steps. student, the first thing is to open the refrigerator, the second is to take out the elephant, the third is to put in the deer, the fourth is to close the refrigerator, professor, excellent. next question: the king of animals, the lion, has a birthday, all the animals came except one, why a student, because the deer is still in the refrigerator, professor, great, next, can granny? a student can, of course, go through a swamp with crocodiles, because all the crocodiles at the lion's birthday party, professor, okay, and now the last question, granny went through, went through an empty swamp, but still died, what happened to her, student, she drowned, professor, no, fell on her a brick that fell out of a plane during a retake, that is, i always imagined that’s who sits and composes such things. there is one joke when a guy is lying on
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the couch at home and doesn’t call the girl, hello, hi, she says, hi, i say, what are you doing, she says, nothing, i’m home alone, parents they left, they'll only arrive tomorrow, he says maybe i'll come to you then, she says, come on, come on, he says we'll drink wine there, maybe, he says, come on, let's watch a movie, yes, she says, come on, come on, let 's massage each other there, yes, she says, come on, come on, let's kiss there, yes, come on, come on, come on, let's make love, come on, come on, who is it, about the son, it means they are dating, two friends, and he says what’s wrong with you, i say, your eyes are so huge, i say, son, son, i had a son, can you imagine, after five, daughters, i have a son was born, after five daughters, a son, he
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says who he looks like, like you or there or his wife, he says, but we haven’t looked at your face yet, some jokes that can be called anecdotal happened to you that, of course, yes, of course, we them, uh, what happened in our lives was a joke, we pulled out the stage, no, no, and we have to do with the shows, it was clear from your command, how it all happens, well ... we had a case when we wrote a song competition about a migration service worker and an illegal immigrant about love, yes, i remember this, and this song, and i think we went somewhere to baku on tour, we’re lying in a hotel, we just arrived and a woman calls azamat and yells at him into the phone, why did you write a number about me , it turns out there is a woman in kamyzyak who worked in the migration service, she fell in love with an illegal immigrant and everything is according to the song, she taught her to play chess, that’s all how we got there. probably five times per song, she watches it on tv, so yes they
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are, but what are they not, she immediately thinks that she has a rat in her team, someone, someone completely leaked it, you know, only the two of us knew about the chess player, you know, this is a game for two, i remember in the days when there were all these promotions, look under the lid, that is, there were games there, you know, and two of my friends told me that they come to the village store, but there it’s all like , you know, like... there’s a village store, and it means everything is in these, win and how many cars are there, the apartment there is actually a bunch of other prizes, caps are there and that means there are also several liters of this drink there to win means they took the bottle, opened it, poured it, one of them looks, and under the cap it says 3 liters, that is, and there you can win nothing there, that is, you buy a small bottle, they bought a liter and there is 3 liters. and so they come up to this rural
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saleswoman, she’s such a portly girl, you know, she’s all cheerful, they come up and say: oh, she’s like that, she says, about 3 l, she’s like 3 l, she says, like what ? well, 3 l, well, well, you have everything here, cars, apartments, caps, you can win there, how much there, three, what, five, another 10 liters for the promotion she. 3 liters looks there and sees that 3 liters, he says, well, come on, she, what should i give you, he says, well, what should i give, they’re already starting, well, 3 liters, that’s the game, she. no, i don't play such games. mishanka, are there any regional ones like this? do you remember the joke? it immediately comes to mind, but this is an old one, i don’t know, it’s probably some kind of soviet joke about shuttle diplomacy, they ask henry kissinger what shuttle diplomacy is, he says:
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well, let’s say, let’s say i need to get married rockefeller's wife for a simple siberian. man, i’m going to siberia, to the village, i find a hefty man there, i say, do you want to marry your daughter as a rockfeiler, well, i beg you, we have a lot of our own girls here, cool ones, why do i need some kind of new york girl, yes, but she is the daughter of a billionaire, this is my department, and then i go to the board of a swiss bank, i say, do you want a member of the board to be uh? a simple siberian man - they're crazy, he says, yes, but he'll take rockefeller with that , and then i go to rockefeller, i say, do you want your daughter to get married in simple siberian language, i say, well, crazy, in our family all financiers, jews, he says, yes, but he is a member of the board of a swiss bank, he
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says: just a second, seyuzi, come here, mister kisinger found you a groom, this is a member... says: let's unite, into one household, we'll live together, we'll have everything, everything, they unite, there's a knock on the door, the door opens, a kazakh is standing there, he says: hello, i'm your new one district police officer, young, which means he’s quite a lieutenant, so green,
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i was messing around with makarov, somewhere i was standing in an outfit there in a guard and somewhere i lost it, now hand in the outfit, now a new one of the same kind will arrive, and he’s looking for... it’s not anywhere, already, and i lost the pistol, remember , what do i need putin, lord, looking for everything there, sorting through the pussy, looking there, opened all the bedside tables, in the closet, on the windowsill, nowhere at all, in the corridor, in general, and he’s just panicking, that’s it, there’s no service weapon, that’s it, now they will deprive you of your rank, there will be some other place, where everything is, no, there is no pistol, everything, and he is already where, where i was, where i was, what i did, what i did, god, what will happen to me, i smoked, i smoked, that’s right, this guy crawls out into the street and a cart crawls under the bench... this smoking room stinks of bulls, he’s actually wearing trousers ironed just crawling on the grass where you pistol hooked up looked there with his hands in general completely from this he got all the black hands these bulls are lying around he once again under the bench there he returned there everything crawled out already here such holes there on his knees he’s just
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where where he’s just here katya misha home parents called the children they are in the sandbox we were playing and suddenly he crawls and crawls. little katya comes down, she has this makarov lying in her green bucket, and he’s crawling there like this, he comes up like this: “uncle policeman, and this is not your gun, he’s looking at it, no, i lost mine, jokes, tv series, come on, oh, jokes, no, turkish tv series, now, you know, like that, now i started telling some kind of dominance in turkish, it would be funny, the second part of the joke, when the guy is lying on the sofa.” and a girl calls him, he picks up, she tells him: hi, he says: hi, what are you doing? nothing, he says, i’m lying on the sofa, he says, my parents have left, they’ll only arrive tomorrow, what if you come? he says come on?
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