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tv   Davai pozhenimsya  1TV  July 30, 2024 3:15pm-4:06pm MSK

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zenit and maxim glushenkov are still unstoppable. in the second round of the russian football championship, the st. petersburg team again achieved a major victory. this time over rubin, their newcomer, who had found excellent form at the start of the season, again did not leave the field without scoring a goal. lushankov dedicated the goal against kazantsev to his mother, who was celebrating her birthday. last season's top scorer, mateo casiera, also distinguished himself in this meeting. colombian striker.
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zenito converted the penalty. brazilian pedro and french substitute wilson isidore also scored goals. result - 4:0 in favor national champions. dynamo, like zenit, is still going strong. in the capital's derby with the locomotive, the blue and white were unable to field the optimal lineup; injuries, disqualifications and the departure of foreign players from the national team intervened. however, there would be no happiness, but misfortune helped. dynamo's young players used the chance to prove themselves. twenty-one-year-old luka gognidze scored such a spectacular goal against lock. nineteen-year-old milan majstorovic also scored the first goal for the blue and white team. their efforts helped dynamo win with with a score of 3:1. the marcelalicki team has a cup match with spartak ahead. red-white also comes into this match in a good way.
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saltamurad bakaev, who scored akron's second goal, was recognized as the best player of the match. the portland timbers club from the usa and the mexican lyon met on the field of the first match of the opening round of the group stage of the american league cup. the visiting uruguayan midfielder allan medina opened the scoring in the 12th minute, but decided everything in this match.
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who is led by another legend - the spaniard cesc fabrigas, then this team is in last season took second place in the italian serie b and reached the top division. exciting spins, spectacular tricks and a whole sea of ​​emotions. one of the most spectacular and dynamic water sports. here riders glide along the wave. following
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the towing boat, the next qualifying stage of the wake surfing world championship took place in moscow. details in the report by maria rumentseva. 50 of the best riders on the planet, 10 countries, the waters of the stragin floodplain of the moscow river, it was here that the fifth century of surfing cup took place, a stage of the world series, at kanu, tickets to the world championships in geneva. sun, air, water, adrenaline, it’s all here, it couldn’t be any other way. for 4 years in a row, this stage of the world series has been recognized as the best by the international voysurfing federation. and every time the head of the association, john shields, visits the russian capital.
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but nothing prevented the silver medalist of the tokyo olympics in beach volleyball, oleg stoinovsky, from taking part. cool, i really enjoyed participating in the event, it’s a pity, of course, the track is short, you have to get used to the board, and i didn’t so experienced that i could do it right away, but
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i liked everything. and then the professionals entered the fight for victory. among the men, stanislav korolkov became the best by a large margin over his pursuers; among the girls , for the third year in a row, there were no equals. kristina kolesnikova, i’m very happy, it was a great ride, the organization was just super, smooth water, a unique place in moscow, the competition was the highest of all possible in russia, we had been waiting for a long time to get together with such a lineup to seriously compete, there were a lot of participants and it was super. next stop on the wakesurfing calendar - samara, the national championship will take place there, in early october in geneva we will cheer for our people at the world championship. khl clubs continue to complete their rosters before the start of pre-season training camps. nizhny novgorod torpedo was strengthened by one of the most titled defenders in the history of russian hockey, vyacheslav voinov. previously, he played in the khl
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for traktor, ska, avangard, moscow dynamo and akbars. vyacheslav played 379 matches in the league and scored 213 points. voinov won the stanley cup twice. being a los angeles player kings, well, as a member of the russian national team, he became an olympic champion and won bronze at the world championship. victor busev, sports news, channel one. how long have you and your husband lived? and i wasn’t married, we just lived together. he burned the car, pulled out his hair, knocked out his teeth, and twisted his ears. he says: i think...
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very miniature, i’m ready to pack you in my suitcase and take you away from vyrkotsk, by the way, you’re not jealous, very jealous, we won’t interfere in your family, in the future, diana, what’s going on, we need them somehow clean up so we can you have a wonderful time this evening, i promise, but it seems to me that in the end i will suppress him and he will do as i want, meet the second groom, come on in. diana, hello, my name is pavel, i have saved lives many times, i hope we will save each other this time, hello, nice to meet you, pavel, 36 years old, ambulance driver, lives in rostov-on
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-don, proud of his golden hands, dreams of having an operation on hair transplantation, they warn that she always goes to the toilet with her phone. pavel did not kick out his unfaithful lover on the street. and offered to stay in his apartment as a housekeeper, hopes that diana will appreciate his creative approach to separation. good afternoon. hello. since i’m from rostov-on-don, so that you also bring, of course, a good mood, yes, pavel, promise that you will never have a hair transplant, it suits you so well, you have a beautiful skull, don’t, don’t know the future, what is he brought it, nothing works out, he came with a take, listen, are you so enterprising or so vindictive?
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it’s in my pocket and at that moment she comes out - maybe she didn’t close the door to the toilet? the toilet was closed and it turns out, well, it happened due to the circumstances, yes at this moment it turns out i heard it all, she comes out with frightened eyes, she doesn’t know whether i heard it or didn’t hear it or i just came in, i look at her, well, well, sort of, hi , hi, so i’m back from work... i’m returning, hello, hello, well, that’s it, that’s the end of the matter, but here everything remains,
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i actually had a case, i found out when i met her on a website, i found out, she told me, i i love you, at that time there were 28 men, some time passes, well, how would i be a person himself is discreet and didn’t immediately start a scandal, it’s impossible, you say, but i just have this smell, the smell is worth it, and good health, bon appetit, and... i didn’t start scandals, her girlfriend is coming, here they are they sit there, drink champagne, gossip, it turns out, that is, she didn’t understand that you heard all this, that’s the whole point, what she didn’t know, didn’t know if i heard it all, or if i just just walked in, yes, i'm pissing, silently, calmly, well , hello, hello everyone, it turns out that they they’re sitting with a friend, i’m having dinner at a certain moment, i’m already at my boiling point, that’s it, i’m
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already emotional, i don’t know how to restrain myself anymore, and i turn my head, discuss igor, the two of them are looking at me, well, they can see each other he tells me, the two of them turn at me with a white face, silence, i say, well, i say, it’s your right, i say, discuss it, i turn around and leave, at least point it out. yes, they will be with each other, there is an accident, this one heals, everything is fine, i basically forbade her to be near me, i it was wildly unpleasant, that is, that they exchanged me for someone, that is, she was like, yes, you don’t explain to me, i don’t even understand how you do all this, why they didn’t fly with their friend just not at the speed of the wind, well, uh , firstly, with this person, how would i choose her, here i am, let’s be honest, tell me, honestly, you like to suffer, well, just be honest, well, a little bit of blood for you like this,
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when you suffer a little bit, well, honestly, it i don’t really want to excite her, no, but it’s like a new feeling, it seems like i want to kick her out, and i want to drag her into bed to torture her, tell me, what did you have with this with igor, and he, and you, and how are you, yes, your eyes are already burning, good intimacy happens after a good scandal, but it didn’t work out, it didn’t work out. “i won’t sleep with you, yes, i forbade her, forbade her to come near me, but you will wash the floors and not mop, on your knees, she just handed it like that, it’s crap in your panties, she washes you, and you look up there and think , that’s why he didn’t let me go, like, where did she live?” i might have changed my mind, left her, pavel, but where did she live with him? she lived in my house
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are there so many floors of you, or what? three, but on the first floor, i personally cannot forgive betrayal , i think that it is either with a person or not with a person, well, come and tell me honestly, right there , well, this is low, as it turned out, we know each other with this rival, we know each other as motorcyclists and he... came to pick her up, there was such a show, no, until he came to pick us up, while we were on the fact that she was washing the floors, and we were watching i staged, i was like a real ... the man, that is, harbored a grudge, but left her in the house, because, well, she had nowhere to go go, that's how long she lived, a month, uh, she lived in the house, but at that moment when she just folded her paws and stopped doing anything around the house, that is, taking care of the house, that is, if you live in this house, i don’t ask anything from you, at least put things in order and it’s
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elementary for me, well, at least prepare something to eat, but she folded her paws, that’s where the whole thing ended, i say. the situation is such that at work, well, we work for an ambulance, you spend a day in a car with a person, and well, i kind of poured out my soul to my colleague, she says, well, come on let's rest, he's feeling weird.
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this is your hobby, i also love dogs very much, i love cats, i have two dogs, two cats, and you will go to her there in karilia, and i suggest, since i have much more property, that she move in with me, look, at diana’s two children, diana breaks the law, diana sits
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on the phone all the time, she wants to become a blogger and so on, if all this suits you, then our editors are right now. they collect your wedding dowry, they buy you tickets, a honeymoon and a gift to sochi for sea ​​for 3 weeks, great, i agree, that is, you are happy with everything in diana, yes, yes, i’m ready to go straight from here, i have a question for the children, and i think the guardianship authorities will take it away, well, the sick mother admits it , she won’t expose it your charms, no, your charms are there, by the way, with such a figure why not show off. i’m different, this is the desire to receive adrenaline from a man, she doesn’t like a calm man who would take care of her children, let’s start with the fact that i’m a motorcyclist, i’m a hunter, i’m a fisherman, i have a lot of hobbies, you’ll show me a surprise, with pleasure, you’ll help me, yes, well, let’s see that he’s such a competitor, a very strong competitor,
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the beauty galloped off to work again, you’re on a broom today, am i old? no, why? can you come to me? your potapov, he does not work as a builder, nor as a doctor, he catches bandit killers every day, our department is now in good standing, not without help, not beautiful, i saw there was a murder, i greet you, senora cagliostra, i see people, those those that are here, those that... are far away, sometimes what was, sometimes what it will be, you want to live with me, at home at night, because i’m not going to sit by the window like a fool and wait for you until midnight, that’s clear, that means i’m kozlevich, exactly, what a kozlevich, marina, it’s not me, of course it’s not you, it means you love him very much too, fortune teller, new episodes,
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today on the first. pechora vodka, a product of stellar group. the thing is that i don’t choose the songs myself, it’s a collective decision. inside this humble it specialist, fierce mathematician, i left early in the morning while you were still sleeping. all these gorgeous dances of yours movements, this is love, it was just something with something, the most human avatar,
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pretty, you don’t want to kiss, i haven’t yet learned what a human kiss is, i haven’t, at a party of best friends, you danced with my friend , fantastic. on friday on the first, here is the russian spirit, here is russia, we are used to seeing mikhail zadorny on stage, at concerts or at some events, when he was in character, as they say, he kept his face, he did not let anyone into the family in the broad sense, it was clearly closed area, for the first time we have the opportunity to see him as only those closest to him, his daughter and wife, saw him. always, and you sit in dad’s place, it so happened, yes, unique footage, previously inaccessible to outsiders, there was this difficult period when he was being treated abroad,
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mikhail nikolaevich’s sister, lena, and his first wife velta, in the face of misfortune, grief, they teamed up, the three of them lived in the same apartment, cooked in the same kitchen and took turns coming to work for mikhail, the daughter turns to him, realizing that he is out there somewhere. and they hear it. don't take it like a posthumous person empty compliment. my father's feelings are more important to me. most likely, at this sad moment, god needed you more for some reason. our exclusive is the family archive of mikhail zadorny. exclusive with dmitry borisov. on saturday, on the first. oh, once upon a time there was a flower, fragrant, beautiful,
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it knew no sadness and rejoiced in the sun, but an evil satin plucked it and the flower withered, one day a young and single bee flew past, in the prime of life, fell in love with... he was ready to everything, just to revive his beloved, he was ready to give his worthless bee life, it’s better than dogs, but she was apparently tired of dogs already, when she and here she wants to be a flower, she watered the flower with filtered rainwater... of course, at room temperature, and at the same time he pronounced bee spells, zhu-zhu- i'm buzzing,
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buzzing, buzzing, i'm buzzing and i'll wake you up, i'll offer you to become my bride, i'll ring you around you and enchant you, the bees buzzed over the flower, day and night . so that the bee does not become a drone in the end, he strokes the petals, blows away dust particles and hugs its fragile stem, fragile stem, the bee has already lost hope, but one day a flower woke up, began to grow, bloom, smell and reach for the sun, the flower... saw its savior and fell in love with him too, the bees spread their wings and
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began pollinating with their inherent workaholism, class, well done, listen, really unusual, really this is five points, soon due to... repeated pollination , the honey production business of the bee-flowering family was established. with the money raised, the bee family went on their honeymoon. let's wish them a good trip and may they give this world many little human flowers. it was a theater performance by a non-young spectator, let's get married, it was
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the best thing... i've seen lately, thank you very much, they look great in these costumes, they looked very organic, i really enjoyed it, i enjoyed this surprise, it was luxurious, you had a good time there, well, well, you liked the surprise, it seems that the groom will allow me everything, but i need to be educated, and what allows you to be educated?
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one did not kill, according to your stories, look for the one who will kill, you are not in your own skin, you are not you can decide, if you were yourself, you would definitely say, this is mine, because, this is not mine, because, but you don’t know which one, in which one you haven’t learned this role now, or maybe a third one, maybe get acquainted. wow, diana, you are such a wonderful girl, i already know almost all the secrets of family happiness, if we have mutual sympathy, i can tell you and show you. hello.
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a native of the nineties, konstantin, 48 years old, stock broker, rents out commercial real estate in nevinomysk, plays board games, feeds stray cats and casts coins from gold, warns that he is a slob with plyushkin syndrome. admits that he needs a pendel to speed up the pace of life, shortly before parting with his beloved , a whole package of contraceptives disappeared from konstantin’s house, and later other valuable things, hoping that diana will steal his heart, and not his property. hello, hello, how bright you are, it was a joke, of course, yes, what a pity, the most interesting thing
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was about gold. he also apparently receives money from salaries and he also apparently rents out some premises there, it’s all a joke, oh well the rest, well, plyushkin figushkin, well , you brought flowers plyushkin, not plyushkin, but flowers, yes, i think that on the first date with women you always need you, outwardly , you’re still a gopsik and not plyushkin, well, it’s the same thing, only the version is more modern, no, not modern, hello, no russian.
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i didn’t go check your apartment, come on, where is the dust, cobwebs, no, neatness is probably not about me, yes, i have a problem that is perfectionism, you have to do everything perfectly, everything , but at the same time i may have a creepy, well let's call it a creative disorder, but tell me, can't it be violated, violated, for example, my husband just kills us lyuli when we throw away all his badges, some pencils, fountain pens, he has a lot of rubbish. but he needs everything, of course, it will come in handy, can you imagine how much it can be sold for in 10 years, and he thinks that there will be a museum named after him in the house, so he collects everything, you know, i can argue with you a little in this regard and not this is important, because look, konstantin, strangely enough, everyone finds it funny, but i think that for the family, for cohabitation, the topic that we touched upon, it is more important than everything else that we will talk about later, if you have your own
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order, which the wife should not ... disturb, for example, you have a desk, yes , and you know where each of your pieces of paper is, you must warn her so that she never puts things in order there, that’s why i think that everyone has it. yes, he himself needs such a woman who will be with him all the time, but she will take him in turns , no, it seems to me that he is looking for such a slave, who will bring it, who cleans your house, no one, well, i mean
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you, i live alone, well, you sweep this one there, and sometimes, medelsonic, please tell me, especially for our viewers, what is this plyushkin syndrome, yes, this stands out as a separate mania. this is called silogomania, in general it usually manifests itself after the age of 60, when people begin to save everything, hoard it under the pretext that it will be useful or prepared as a gift, or reminds of the past, but in general this is a sign of the development of dementia, we need to talk about it think about it while you can, but for me it’s the other way around, here i’m giving everything away, here i am now, with me i should be light with one suitcase, if anything, this is a sign that you’ll save. a sharp and clear mind for another decade, so let's kiss, let's kiss, this is science, how many times have i told you, find a normal job, i noticed that your psychos can think, i want
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to use it, we are looking for a needle, but we don’t notice it’s extinguished, speech it’s about tragedy, you don’t understand it, i discovered your talent, i’ll close it, you’ll have pizza again are you going to deliver, do you want us to do all the work here for you? it’s time to develop, pasha, to approach things more carefully, i’m in kerma, we’re going back to the wards, it’s a pity, it’s very difficult, because it turned out that time was up, detective syndrome, today is after the program. it was a time of big ideas, it was a time of very big and different dreams. soviet films that were filmed at vdnkh gave an idea of ​​the power and beauty
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of this object, it was, as you know, somewhere in a fairy tale. in the thirty-fifth year the project was approved, and the exhibition was supposed to open in 1937, that is, this is a very short time frame. alstarzhevsky suggests. what is a true true friend? i believe that friendship must definitely go through a test, i had an operation, it took 12 hours, igor comes, comes to me, i played a melody, in the morning he called and dictated the verses of the song “my friend”. how
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great, my friend, in general there could be conflicts every second, but the horror is that it is impossible to quarrel with mikhail mikhailovich. this is exactly what friendship, you know, begins with respect, often, all these years, we have been friends, i carry his guitar behind seryoga, we are matchmakers, we are not just friends, our wives are sisters, we are already like parties lenin, twin brothers, similar voices, even sometimes confused, letchenko loves you all, if a friend turns out to be a friend, and not a friend and not an enemy, but on saturday you’ll pick him up at the first one. well, what was your story with the woman with condoms? i can do it, i always work hard, the only thing left for dating is the internet, i’ve already seen so much there, i can tell you 10 more programs ahead, no need,
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we have such a diana coming, it all immediately becomes clear to us what is going on there on the internet, well, we met again on the internet, it turned out she was not in the neighboring city nearby, and we started talking about... the topic of intellectual games there are being held in the city, she says, when is your next game, i say, on tuesday, she arrived and stayed overnight with me after the game. and says, well, we slept in different rooms, then she says, if you want, i ’ll come back on friday, i say, come, she came completely with all her things, it happens love at first sight, and i believe in it, it happened to me too that i fell in love, but unfortunately, the love was unrequited, it arrived and stayed, breakfast began in the morning, the table was set, everything was as it should be, well done, as they say , it smells like pies, the dirt has disappeared, because
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there’s a woman in the house, i’m sorry, but well, such a word is rude, well, from a song of words, well , what’s so and so, lord, my god, well, everything has become, well, sort of normal, yes so she took out all her, well, all my sets that i had lying in boxes there for some time the future is distant, everything was right there at once, everything was wonderful, immediately clean, the whole house was shining , everything was there, and well, with condoms. i looked, she was in general, well, intellectual
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development, and after three days she went to moscow, she said, it’s urgent, she needs to open some kind of restaurant there on business, well, the main thing is that she came down from the bedroom at 7 in the morning, we were sleeping in different rooms for now , comes down and says, i need to go urgently, she wrote me a bunch of tasks, by the time i arrive i’ll do this, this, this, well, basically she figured it out for me, that i’m missing these magic kicks in home. well, i arrived like 2 weeks later, well, i didn’t have time to finish everything there, so she started scolding me a little, even at dinner, you didn’t do this, you didn’t do that, you’re all so bad, i say, listen, well, if i’m so bad, i wish i could stay in moscow, well, who ’s keeping you here, but i say, tell me the truth, what can it do? running somewhere or something, at this time, while she was leaving, i reached into the nightstand,
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well, i was looking for clean socks, i looked, they weren’t there, they were lying there right, i tell her directly, listen, we bought them, and where are they , i say, if you took them, why ? .
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when she got up, she showed it to you, i went up to my office, a little confused, she immediately came back after a while, they started throwing them out to me one by one, but she said, here’s the collective farmer, well, they threw all 12 back to me, look, he never looked at diana looked, and diana looked at him, here we were sitting, we were just like that, we looked at each other, and her eyes were just like that. she has blue eyes, i have blue eyes , please tell me, how do you like diana? diana is just an angel, to be honest, such a little fairy, fragile, tender, of course i was very impressed by her, and honestly, it’s like in that fairy tale, beauty and the beast, when i watched it, well, really, in other words, not not men, it’s just really a monster, but in my understanding, i won’t even allow myself in my 48 years...
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and i saw you, how you were pollinated now, i actually listened to you, when, i’m with you i agree that there is such a thing, yes, if a girl is used to one type of relationship, she is all to her... he simply will not physically take out all her needs, you are so artistic, you like to be the center of attention, as i understand it, yes, you you love to be admired, you do everything for this, red mokosins and so on, but diana wants to be admired, she needs a man, i don’t
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admire myself, who will just catch the lita, everything she does will say ,
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will crunch such rheumatic bones, who is he leaving with, and what if she also dances belly, bad, but she will undress, he will leave with her, because you are men, what can i take from you, i like diana, i like her too, she has a luxurious figure, i can’t like the figure, she has these sincere eyes, i don't believe she could have a living eye in 15 years, i just. sitting, so if losh has some kind of, well, yes, a shell, some kind of physics, then this is diana, she’s absolutely woven from falsehood, you don’t see anymore, or something, i think we need to communicate, but in terms of here's blogging in terms of narcissism here this, in fact, i, for example, can also see beauty and can even
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photograph it, the photographer likes me, of course, the main thing is that i like it, but then don’t say what’s there and this is false. a hole that swallows a man is a woman, that’s when a man says: i don’t need one like that, that means i need just one like that, i think they are together, it’s more interesting for him to talk to larisa with a rose than for him to not even look at her, believe me, you need diana, and diana needs you, there is a wonderful age difference of 15 years, he has four please premises for rent, three-story house, children do not bother.
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for oneself for one’s family is impermissible, so this is a line from another play, i don’t know, i’m actually not looking directly, if a cook, a laundress, a housekeeper, first of all there must be a friend, well, right at the junction of europe and asia, the mountains of the steppes are spread out in bloom garden of eden, we are in bashkiria, friends, the bashkirs
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took several arrows into their mouths like this, you know, in battle, even between their fingers, like this... these are the same relict ices, they formed here when mammoths still roamed the earth, this echo 25,000 years, what diseases does this bath treat, starting with skin diseases, the musculoskeletal nervous system, phew, life of one’s own, premiere, sunday on the first. how did you find me? listen, well, i’m a meth, i didn’t find people like that, he might ruin everything, he won’t have time, you’re an investigator for especially important cases. for what purpose did the special missions come to us? i’m back, well done, but you have to understand that it’s not
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good for you to be with this cop, it’s dangerous. i received the money, enough for five tickets, two adults, three children to moscow, why are you silent, are we going or not? look, the kremlin, the kremlin, where? uh, the kremlin, where? mavlyuda, hello, no, well, i just need to move from the basement to three rubles, but oh women, look how men need to be clamped down, and in our yard on sunday, on the first, in the new season on the first, a woman was killed, and we we’re talking about what the hell and my heart isn’t breaking, do you know how it’s torn, it’s just the shoulder giving and the elbow pulling, okay, let’s speculate, let’s say... you’re a mole, you’re wanted, everyone has a clue about you points of the soviet union, and no matter how good you were not prepared, sooner or later you
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will still be identified, and this is a mortal danger, or do you have a second very well thought out option of escaping abroad, well, of course, i would run in, what will choose the moles, that’s the question, be careful, i always careful, hello, colonel kostenko, confrontation with the prime minister based on the legendary book by
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yulian semyonov. i will be so happy if you take responsibility for diana and her children, because you are adults, a meaningful man. still need to think about it need to. nobody is dragging. don’t be afraid, we won’t hurt you, come in, show me the surprise, jaana, i suggest you take part together, oh my golden, he has a red jacket and a hat with a flower, wow, oh you, diana, i suggest... we both try to take off clip, well, i think we’ll succeed, let’s see how we can specialize, well,
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what’s your task, look, there’s one very famous song, you probably know it, you ’ll need to go from there first, no, stop, here from here, this way, then to the other side then here. you'll see everything, okay, let's see how she behaves with this groom, because with me, everything turned out great, i liked the surprise, i liked it, and how she behaved, just these hugs, really, well done , now we’ll tie a scarf for you so that you match the image.

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