tv Ishcheika 1TV July 31, 2024 8:00pm-9:01pm MSK
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come here, here, yes, lie down, oh, lie down, lie down, oh, well done, well, all of paris is at your feet, irrevocably, a golden ray of sunshine, great, scholz, not scholz, comrade senior. i ask you not to miss this most important detail, by what fate, sit down, taste the gifts of valhalla, you are scholz, a dash of a stick, a zero for a squirm, swear with clever words, and tell me where the product was squeezed in, with all due respect, i ask you not to insult me, everything you you see, i acquired it legally. scholz and
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the check is available, dash, yastarzhemsky, check, not i have, so to speak, the habit of storing snow, yes, a traitor, oh, human envy, you see, it insults, scholz, that means he bought the food, threw away the receipt, and the money, that means it’s ours on the street. i was working singing, you want to listen, the storm was making noise, the rain was thundering, stop, then in the department you will sing, i will sing, don’t forget the food that was squeezed in the store, wow, at attention, stop it, comrade major general, allow me, you close, there is close, it hurts, i’m going to alexey ivanovich, work, but to be honest, i couldn’t help
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great, great, who's having a birthday, it's me who doesn't eat, oh, i'll take a sip for the health of the birthday boy, andryush, yes, these are eternal documents, oh well, fewer eternal documents, a clearer conscience, that our life. play, well , don’t throw around wrappers here, that our life is a game, hats off, colleague, yeah, so, hello, hello everyone, what are you? that
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the general, yes, yeah, he’s there, yeah, i just want to see if we have something to sign, why, lesh, it turned out to be an installation, of course, they noticed, nasenya’s dog, well, lopa dovega, lopa dovega, but maybe you’ll still think about it, no, really, i have a better chair, more comfortable, a good chair, but what a i’m the boss, well, no, i can’t cope here, i’m on earth, that’s what i thought, in short, our department is now in good shape, not without help, not beautiful, you know, well, no one begs for your merits, and the guys too, but you need to save lucy, save her, but this is unknown. what kind of boss will it be, let’s deal
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with the person, let us do what we need, we need it should everyone sign at once? yes, yes, mikhail ednovich, well, you’re not leaving us forever, after all, you arranged it, yes, watchers, we missed you, okay, officially, we will later, well, when everything is formalized, and not officially, in a family way , i’m waiting for everyone up there, yes, kolya, sanya, andrey, lyusya, lyosha, here’s a dog, like... caesar, caesar, you come too, and he will come with his, yeah, well, come with yours, mikhail gonovich, we’ll eat like a family, let’s, hurray, let’s go, we haven’t seen the general alive, oh, lyusha, my
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tamar kazimirovna, she saw me in this too. the first time, and there was admiration, of course, but the uniform suits him, it suits him, a general’s, sausages, anyone wants them, use them, you eat, eat, andryush, in some month, in the sixth, i mean mashka, he’s a fool himself, help, oh, yes, sauce for the sausage, also sauce, yes, you give it, harmful, normal, luch, what, i saw blood, a lot of blood, a whole
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puddle, a pig's head, guys, that means i'm waiting for you all in the evening at home. what do you have? i think i saw a murder, there was a lot of blood, a whole puddle, a pig's head, it was in the store, where did you get this sauce from? i took it from the duty room, i thought it was my birthday. what 's going on in your department? figure it out, i'll wait for you in the evening to figure it out. what about lyudmila sergeevna? did you see the murder? that ’s great, you and andrey will take up this issue. why are you still eating, stop eating, you’ll soon eat me up like this,
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start eating more forever, thank you, let’s get to work, what, andryush? let's take a look at what makes you stink so much, what kind of perfume, what are you talking about, this is the first sanitary product, not paris, of course, but it hits all living creatures on the spot, so come on, without the lyrics, first of all, gentlemen, your attempt to discredit my good name has no basis, no matter how intricacies in your insinuations, right? “come on, without any lyricism, my dear, or are you my lord, the best gracious sir, so where did you steal the food, albert mironovichemsky, devil scholz never, never took someone else’s, even
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if it lies badly, and albert, our dear albert, mironovich esterzhemsky, devil scholz '. albert mironovich, the fact is that in the place where you bought it, so be it. to be honest, we are least interested in this now, how is it that in the place where you purchased the products, a murder was committed, at the moment we only have one suspect, it is you, my mother, hey! this is such a game, bad, good, policeman, 10 years are shining for you, dear sir, and maybe more, so, my dear huguenots, there was no one in the store, in which store, what is our life, game, hatch,
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you understand, well, like all normal women, do they have pickles? herring with honey, well, pineapple sour cream, here, andryush, i want jam, like in childhood, what am i saying, what are you talking about? you don’t know, you didn’t have something like this, at least give me a hint, give me directions, well, like in all department stores, there was a pyramid in the pyramid, jars, jars, jars, what to do, where to look for the pyramids, then who knows, you ’re not at home , i’m like in dova, i think she’ll give birth, it will become easier, it will be sooner, andryush, you love her, very much, well, everything will be fine, don’t worry. andreevich, and you, when you marry your max,
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why, he’s rich, he loves you, he’s in paris carries, okay, that’s what i asked, just in a comradely way, i’m sorry, it’s just that this paris is already here, our store is moving out, or something, come on, guys. hello, move out, we are from the police, senior lieutenant znamensky, lyudmila nekrasova, special agent, hello, roman berlagin, store owner, what happened, you know, the patrol detained a homeless man with food from your store.
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hello, i'm margarita berlagina, do you have any questions for my husband, this is our family store, if i can help, yes, i wanted, wait, something was missing in your store, i can’t say, the refrigerators leaked at night, but this problem is not... what did they not pay attention to, and your store is 24 hours a day? my husband was on duty at night, the refrigerators leaked, and his phone died. i already said, i was going to the pharmacy, a block from here, an acquaintance gave me a call, but i didn’t have my charger with me, look at him, he ’ll leave his head, not just the charger, continue, and i’m saying, i went to call the pharmacy, but the store wasn't locked, it seemed to me it was locked, so -
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an application, an inventory, we’ll compile ukrainian products, okay, oh well, what the hell with them with the products, yes, we’ll come in, we’ll come in, and where do you say the pharmacy you called from is two blocks away? , thank you, thank you. how many times have i told you, find a normal job, i noticed that your psychos can think, i want to use this, we are looking for a needle, but do not notice the stosen. we are talking about a tragedy, as you don’t understand, i discovered your talent, i will close it, you will deliver pizza from me again, you will, what do you want us to do all the work here for you, it’s time to develop, pasha, more carefully let's get down to business, i'm in german, we're going back to the wards, it's a pity, it turned out very smoothly, the time is up, detective. drom,
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today is after the program. rom castro is a product of the stellar group. pechora vodka, a product of stellar group. veta vodka, a product of stellar group. cognac old barrel is a product of the steller group. borbon stersman is a product of the stellar group, which tomato is better, so fresh, or so dried during the canning season, stunning news, healthy living in the program, tomorrow on the first.
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you haven’t seen an american spy in front of your nose for so many years, the fact is that i don’t choose the songs myself, this is a collective decision, you won’t spill gold, inside this modest it specialist. all these gorgeous dance moves of yours, this is love, it was just something with something, the most human avatar, pretty, you don’t want to kiss, i
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in europe and asia, the mountains of the steppes spread out a blooming regional garden, we are in bashkiria, friends! the bashkir took several arrows into his mouth like this, you see, in battle, another 34 between the fingers, that ’s how he shot, also a machine gun, yeah, these are the same relic ices, they formed here. mammoths still roamed the earth, this echo is 25.00 years old. what diseases does this bath treat? starting with skin diseases, musculoskeletal, nervous system. huh, the life of your own, the premiere, on sunday on the first, how did you find me? listen, well, i’m
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a mint, i didn’t find people like that, he can ruin everything, he won’t have time, you’re an investigator for especially important cases, for what purpose did you come to us from a special mission, you came back, well done, but you have to... the men need to be clamped, and in our yard on sunday on the first, you can, alexey
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ivanovich, urgently, i just, i think the berlagins should call marina and litgardich to the store, take a blood sample, there there it definitely must be human, i don’t know, it stinks of meat all around, if anything. that this is a drop by the sea, in general it’s not a bad idea, to hide the blood in the blood, so i say, and they behave very strangely, he doesn’t say something, she’s clearly hiding something, i feel it, well, the feeling is the matter you won’t sew it, andrey, albi there are them, the pharmacy confirmed that he came running drunk at night and called, and she, lyudmila, is there something wrong with you?
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gets what he deserves for it, the boat is indefinite sakhalin, and that’s right, the administrative staff will get off, work for the good of society, yes scholz, little devil, yastarzhensky, that means so, sausages, beef, uh-huh, 10 pieces, meat sauce, three bottles, four bottles, yes, strange, we’ll figure it out, we can, yes, let’s just hurry up, otherwise we’ll steal more, i greet you, signora cagliostro, sit down, another time , albert mironovichensky. damn what? margarita, please tell me, your husband wasn’t supposed to be on duty that night? yes, why shouldn’t he, he always should, although,
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to be honest, the shift worker flew out, called that evening, said that she wouldn’t be able to work, why? yes, her partner killed her, yes, oh, no, beat her, beat her, roommate, oh, how do you know about your husband? i do not know. i guessed, suddenly? is this your police stuff? i understand, but let’s do without this, we came to you ourselves, we’ll leave without these tricks of yours, right roma? what was the name of the shift worker? name, name is zinaida nikitichna kramar, she’s been working with us for a month and a half, she’s so uneven, she writes a statement. she comes out, then picks her up, then goes to work, then gets sick, in short, yesterday was the last straw, i kicked her out, but rubbish, she lives where,
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she lives with her roommate, i don’t remember the address, his name is kolya, kolya, the surname is still so tart, testersky, testsky, i don’t remember, it’s written down somewhere, it’s written down, okay, thank you very much, arevederchi, sediora cagliostra, sit down, well, let’s go... we’ll come back later, now the old fashioned way, colonel bakhtin introduces himself on the occasion of being awarded the next title, drink to the bottom, drink to the bottom, drink to the bottom, drink to the bottom, drink to the bottom! yes, colonel
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bogtyan is awarded the rank of major general, why aren’t you drinking, gentlemen, comrades-in-arms, let’s correct ourselves, let’s, let’s, let’s go, i’m leaving, oh, edgardovich, listen, if pour human blood with cow's blood, then it can be detected, well, determined somehow? lyusya, don’t whistle, otherwise you’ll fly away, come on later, that’s what i want to say, dear comrades, here, friends, guys, to be honest, i didn’t
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think that i would ever have to say goodbye to you, but as they say, the homeland said, yes, well, what does it mean, we, we say, you have to eat, that means you have to, i want to tell you, in the best traditions of classicism, that you are all in my heart, well, i hope that i am for you.. . also, the boss was not just a pain in the ass, oh, sorry, zatnitsy, well this, and so, forgive me, so, we say goodbye to you, but we do not part, i want to say to each of you, horizontally and vertically, hurray, hurray, hurray , hurray, hurray, hurray, hurray, hurray, so to speak, and
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at the same time for me , well, you guys, continue, yes, i exceeded my chazov norm, exceeded it, yes, even more so... i still have a meeting with tamara kazimirovna, tamara kazimirovna, big hello, and at the same time, by the way, it’s cold, yeah, cold suits her better, by the way, thank you for the cassette, i liked it, of course,
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i feel like i have returned to my youth. and what is the song, what is the song, the music is eternal, thank you, alexey ivanovich, can i see you for a second? yes, of course, regarding the meat business, can i still take care of it, i can, but i didn’t allow it, thank you, and you are smarter today, it’s going to come in public, hello, by the way, what i didn’t say is that they’re pouring you out here, yes i completely forgot about you, i’m sorry, apparently i have to go, yes, and goodbye, let’s say, a new ritual.
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mcspear went to the department with this stupid bouquet, he had such eyes, great. he believed, he believed that i flew to paris with max, you wanted it, you wanted it, quietly, quietly, quietly, quietly, lysenka, what is it that you ’re crying, lyusenka, what happened, why are you crying, well, yes, you wanted it yourself, you achieved it yourself, everything. that's all, now that's all, so, well what, how are you doing here, oh, lyusya, what happened, nothing, let’s go on a drinking spree again, we’ll all crash together, yes, little darling,
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hurray, max, go away, oh, go away, oh, well, yes, stomping, lyusya , and lenka and i have a unique offer for you, look, she’s a journalist, are you taking her to the department? and says that you met on an airplane and she wants to write something about the valiant russian police, well, that’s it, booze, a party, i really want to, i really want to, i already called, he’s an editor, he says, this is tresasan, so let’s let's go, here we go look, a real witness for your investigator, well, a real frenchwoman, you know, yes, come on, let's also have a ton of journalists, class, even for compromising, whether lucian agreed or not, we're going, we won't go to the detention center, but we'll ride around the city, let's go for now. you’ll tell me about one more fish, now, wait, come on, let’s show you, march, i don’t see anything anymore, you know, nothing at all, no wedding, nothing, well, what kind of
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why did you leave early yesterday, we had a nice time, i can already see. hold, oh, sorceress, what you need, oh, follow me, good afternoon, gentleman, and hello, who knows the saleswoman of this store, there are two of them, the one for you, zinaida for us, kramar, and zina for the home port. or about sausages, gentleman, not camelpho, what is it, she has a nickname, her home port is one word, she used to work with turnips at a half-base, that’s the nickname, yes, some people just
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change it, but she’s a very good girl, kind, she is positive, in the sense you can always put it down, gentlemen, choose an expression, ladies are with us, lyudmila, with your permission i will explain that alexander, write. all your trembling state today, you better take a walk, drink some water, and we ’ll talk with the gentlemen, right? there's blood under my nails, i checked the cow's and also the gnome who goes down into the mine, the gnome who goes straight down into the mine, well, a squad of jokes, just a tattoo in the groin, the gnome seems to be going down into the mine, yes i understand, if anything happens, call me, okay , let's.
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so that the bin is not empty, oops, drink in a public place, sin, citizens, no, no, specially designated, designated, where, nikolai terskikh, you, me, senior guard sergeant, glory to the airborne forces, hurray, hurray, hurray, no one but you, and where do you serve? i spent time at the headquarters as a clerk, where is zinka, kohl, where, where, i would tell you, where it’s right in rihmu, and we not proud, come on in prose, tell us about the gnome, naughty bastard, that you saw him, right?
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the soviet union is no more, now you can earn a lot of money in a completely legal way. have you heard anything about the oil for food program? you have no idea what volumes there are. what do you think, is there not enough oil in russia? this is a completely different level. oleg and i decided to get married. yes, you were accepted into nyu's master's program. and they gave me a scholarship. you and i just live differently. them, i can't do this, i
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it’s hard, then you’re leaving me like this now, you recognize this woman, i think you know what happened in cancer, but for us this means that all the foreign intelligence services are becoming more active there, hello, it won’t hurt, of course, what do you think about getting started, i hope , not yet, before you i never cheated on my wife, and you, i’m not married, i studied at your university, but not just one professor. didn’t help me make a career, hello, trader from august 5th on the first, do you understand what you have done, how have you not seen an american in front of your nose for so many years spy, mancacher whiskey is a product of the stellar group, cnop gin is a product of the stellar group. cognac monte chococa, a product of the stellar group.
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rum, castro, product of stellar group. vodka, pechora, product of stellar group. how many times have i told you, find a normal job. i noticed that your psychos can think, i want to use it. we are looking for a needle, but we don’t notice it. we are talking about tragedy. how can you not understand this? i am your talent. i ’ll close it, you’ll deliver pizza to me again, whatever you want, we’ll do it for you all the work was done here, it’s time to develop, pasha, approach things more carefully, i’m in the kirmo. we are returning to the wards, it’s a pity, it’s very difficult, because it was time, it’s time, detective syndrome, today after the program it’s time that i laugh, that i feel heat, that i feel
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torrential rain, when my friends are with me, tonight in our studio those are the ones who gathered , who have experienced and... you know exactly what a true, faithful friend is, i believe that friendship must definitely go through a test, i had an operation, 12 hours later i found it, igor comes, comes to me, i played a melody, the next morning he called and dictated the verses of the song “my friend”, how great, my friend, in general there could be conflicts every second, but the horror is that it is impossible to quarrel with mikhail mikhailovich, that’s just friendship. you know, it starts with respect, often, all these years, how we have been friends, i carry his guitar behind seryoga, we are our own, we are not just friends, our wives are sisters, we are already like parties lenin, twin brothers, similar voices, even sometimes they get confused, levchenko loves you all, if a friend turns out to be a friend, and not a friend
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and not an enemy, but on saturday you take it first. how did you find me? listen, well, i’m a cop, i didn’t go to someone like that, he can ruin everything, he won’t have time, you’re an investigator for especially important cases, for what purpose did special missions come to us, you came back, well done, but you have to understand that you it’s not good to be with this cop, it’s dangerous that i received the money, are there enough tickets again? two adults, three children to moscow, why are you silent, are we going or not? there, look, the kremlin, the kremlin, where, uh, the kremlin, mavlyuda, hi, no, well, just like that, i moved from the basement to three rubles, and oh women, look how the men need to
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are talking the devil about what and the heart did not break, that you know how it breaks, so only the shoulder gives and my elbow is pulling, okay, let’s think about it. the whole version is going to hell, the man was a stutterer and suddenly speaks like cicero, i really hope that you don’t have to blame yourself for the fact that you didn’t want to help us, you are a very good shooter, hello, colonel
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it’s forbidden to throw glasses at police officers, but i couldn’t kill, i didn’t even kill anyone in the war, that’s who was writing at the headquarters.” guys, thank you very much, can we work even a little, let me, i ’ve been mastering gadgets lately, now just a second, oh look, the bathroom is yours, you know, and, here, the shirt, you see, here on... it says: zenoida kromai is serving you, right? here, here’s a closer look, there’s blood on
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the shirt, here’s a document confirming that the blood belongs to zinaida cromare, but what do you say? i didn’t kill, vest, is it yours? not mine, look carefully. "although, yes, uh-huh, mine, well, there is blood on it, all the same, zinoida cromar, by the abundance of the cut, we see that it is clearly not from a beating, yes, from which we draw the logical conclusion that you killed zinoida in this vest, so, so it’s her, she’s her she took a shift herself, to fix the drama there." it was, she said, well!
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edgar dech, and be a friend, take your fingers off of course, if there’s anything left to shoot, we’ll probably find something, marinochka. let's find, uh-huh, we've arrived, we're leaving, why did they bring us, to clarify something, zinaida kromar was found murdered, but what are you saying? horrible! i warn you that a video is being filmed, all video and audio materials will be attached to the case,
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to what case, it was this drunk who killed her because she was a whore. let's figure it out, you have no reason to detain us, be patient for a bit, gentlemen, let's solve this as quickly as possible, this is a photograph of a dead man zinaida kromar, this is a blood test from your store, so what if she cut herself when she was working, she must have steamed 600 times, so much blood flowed, this is it... from the blood from the trunk of your car, on what basis, on the basis of murder, everything belongs , find the cromar, listen, a sincere confession makes the punishment easier, almost poetry, and the ax that was not thrown away, i said quietly, and the new one, who are you going to buy, yes, that means ordinary greed,
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greed, but no, not greed, this is punishment, and the ax is an instrument of punishment, justice retribution, for always remembering that night every minute, so berlagin, pull yourself together, well, that’s good, let’s go, “this is a lesson for you, not for her, she wouldn’t understand, it all started with hungry andrei, who simply gobbled up the entire dock , he repented and realized. well,
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to get attention, cheerful, but not always, you like to drink your belly and beer, you are still so young, oh mother, how strange you are, oh mother, how strange you are, oh mother, how strange you are... thank you, andryukh, tell me i don’t understand that you eat all the time, that’s what you eat without stopping, i don’t understand how masha lives with you, but look at yourself here, you’ve already started to look like a refrigerator, but that’s not the point, i’m this helmet,
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which you devoured, i’ll tell you... i won’t forget, you had to give a reprimand, at least it’s in the chest, tree-sticks, in the chest, rightly so, i thought it was vitali’s birthday, but i grabbed what was lying on top, well , well, don’t return it, which is natural, you have to devour everything, alexey ivanovich, on the other hand, thanks to andrey, we solved the murder, then gratitude, this is lucy, gratitude, this is lucy. gratitude, lyusya, oh, thank you, please, please, please, good morning, hello, latrovich, general, these are ours eagles, mm, and as in french eagles will be, aigle, am, and not birds, worse, that is,
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better, in 2 days they solved the murder. oh, yes, this is helen, a french woman, a friend of our lucy, lyosha, tell her, yes, about our latest case, and so on. does a person want to write an article about you and me in his magazine? this is not a magazine, this is an epdom, well, yes, moreover, in short, i’m now on my way to meet your future boss, i’ll introduce you soon, well, madam, hello, how about introducing yourself? these are the guys, guys, meet me, this is elen, here it turns out that elen and the guys, in general, you communicate, talk, but we don’t give out secrets like that, so oh, why, i really love
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secrets, and max told me, there are a lot of secrets in russia, and you know max, i, i really i know max, lucy, what happened to max, i met him recently, i didn’t recognize him, he was straight. it’s not his face that got sick, everything is fine with max, max got sick, and it’s all the air conditioning and from airplanes, he doesn’t like them well, yeah, and you met when we flew from paris to moscow, well, of course, mom, yes, when we from paris to moscow, and then i ask me for a lot of interesting things, investigations, intrigue, please, please, come in, but where are you sitting? near the window in the center or its passage, we changed, it just blew like that, i was blowing like that on the plane, remember, right? what,
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