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and a running news line, we dedicate it to everyone who works in this field, this exhibition is also for journalists, i hope that they will perceive it all as a feeling of our gratitude for the work of people who are also involved in transmitting information, in its production, are today on the front line, who have risked at all times and are risking their lives today, for the general public an exhibition in the building... the binoir of the russian museum will open this friday. valery kuznetsov, vladimir smirnov, shamel fabrikov, vladislav pasichko, ksenia ugarova, khristina ivanova and magomed amerkhanov. first channel.
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love, wait, we were robbed, how do i know what they took out, listen, it seems to me that i scared them off, yeah, listen, i ask, let’s talk about it later, i ask, love, i don’t start, so you start again, love , that's it, that's it, i'm calling the cops.
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well, don't you even eat? yours, i don’t understand, but there’s nothing to understand here, it’s clear that this is some kind of mistake, they were delayed at the post office, no, they weren’t delayed or mixed up, it was a gift for the new year, you see, then it arrived in 9 months after my father was supposedly buried, last names, the deceased sent a package, so it turns out that it’s your first
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day today? will we be late? well, what do you want from me? if you knew how you tormented me with all this? let go! mom, what if he’s still alive? if he is alive, you have such a simple question, you have never asked yourself, if he is alive and would like to see you, what has been stopping him all these years? we weren't hiding you, were we? of course, let’s pin it all on him now, he’s not here, he can’t object, he’s very like that. a comfortable position for everyone, pash, i thought that everything is over with the accusations, we’ll start again, lord, vitya, well, when it ’s all over, in general, in short, it turns out that i’ve run out of gas in the car, no big deal, we’ll give you a lift to the gas station, but that’s nothing changes, of course, i don’t go back on my words. everything, in general, in short, i’m waiting for you
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there in the yard, the fourth post office is no longer there, it was merged with the second third, and the house in which it was was demolished in 2013 back in the fall, address 19 lilac lane, in the neighboring houses, a grocery store , siren 18/1 pawnshop, lilac lane 16, so everything is clear with the department, the date is on the stamp, which means that he is alive, well, or dying, he asked someone to send you his last gift, a box saved by his death address, some kind of ingenious meeting, why didn’t he send it later, yes, then it’s understandable, eh...
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he had a new family, but he still secretly sent you gifts, but one night he was caught doing this, his new children, looking for him is well stupid, everything is connected, there are no lacunae in life's schemes, as soon as empty spaces appear, the law of instant replacement operates, i don’t know such a law, i formulated it, as soon as you lost your father, the resulting empty space was occupied. by whom? you already know better pasha. how should i know? so, i’ll go get it now, answer a couple of organizational questions, and you’ll have the box for now. okay,
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help me, spare time. yes, it's okay to get the dude out of the way. if they continue in the same spirit, it seems to me that he will be locked up with us soon. we are constantly. what, i didn’t understand, this is for you, so, kostan, this is the last time for you i’m warning you in a good way, okay? hello, georgy, my respect, let's do it today without any physical force, okay, i understood last time, we have a commission on friday, what are you doing here now, yes, yes, i remember,
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i just decided to do a little trivia, so that the guys don’t relax, but i can ask you not to communicate with the group members without my knowledge, this is possible. accepted, thank you, let's go, we're skipping school, second period, mom will drive you later, but do you want me to drive you? no, gosh, then go to the office and wait for me there, okay, come on, come on, gosh, listen, yes, let me just try to clarify again, and you chose the topic that we will discuss before the commission, it’s being done, i would really like to ask you... “i tell everyone that these are archival matters, nothing too sensitive, and that we could they present this to the commission, okay, a simple matter, but with a twist, everything is as we love, and you can take it seriously, but we are still new, this is two, two and a half years of my life, a year of working with
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a test group , okay, it’s accepted, i’ve exhausted all the jabs on my part, absolutely, get dressed, how about it..." more decently, last name my ship, rank, as you can see, colonel is nominated for a huge number of government awards, the titanium of detection, like on a wine in a cemetery, well not the titanic, titanic, titanic. then boom and sink, funny, yes, fortune teller, new episodes, tomorrow on the first, which tomato is better, like this, fresh, or like this, dried, during
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the canning season, stunning news in the program to live healthy, tomorrow on the first.
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fantastic on friday on the first, that i have snow, that i have heat, that i have torrential rain.
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in the yard on sunday first, colonel abdulaziz, it’s very nice, me too, and this is his charming wife, we met in the museum, you are probably a good person, but in iraq it’s not customary to just talk to married women, much less help them, we both know that you're putting the whole family in danger, why don't you listen to me?
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what will choose the moles, that's the question: be careful, i'm always careful, major, find
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the head of the security service, have him urgently report to the control room, and mobilize all our employees, everyone you can, all the version goes to hell, the man had a stutter and suddenly speaks like cicero, i really hope that you don’t have to blame yourself for not wanting to help us. you are a very good shooter, hello, colonel kostenko, confrontation, premiere based on the legendary book by yulian semyonov. sir, what you are asking is, to put it mildly, illegal, but to put it bluntly, this is it. i already understood your point, listen. i’m not asking for something serious, it’s some kind of bullshit, the stall was destroyed, the hamster of the price is gone, well, damn it
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, you yourself are whining to me all the time that you’re screwed they throw in all sorts of bullshit in order to fulfill the detection rate plan, but for sure there is something, well, san, why do you and my friends need help, a very serious girl, a clinical psychologist, she does this for theoretical work, so no one knows anything at all, and if we also solve this case, then i’ll call you, tell you who the villain is, better statistics? a psychologist, yes, but she’s beautiful, come on, so san, well, be a person, with one condition, at least 100.
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what he told me in the office, repeat, i no longer torment my mother with my eyes in all this... talk to your father, are you happy? well, you didn’t say everything, i’m giving up on the search for my father, let’s just tell me so that you can trust me, sir, yes, i promised, so look, these are spears, i covered up the case number there, but still don’t show the piece of paper , because if someone finds out that i told you this, why did you ask bullshit, here’s bullshit, what do you need to say, thank you, exactly, senior lieutenant. well, here’s kalisi, imagine, i didn’t understand the main thing right away, i was arguing with my wife on the phone, i went to get some papers, here’s my dear mother, i
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i understood correctly, you were stolen. printer, scanner, tv and documentation for the last six months, that’s right, that’s it, well, yes, but what are you doing that is hiring cleaners? there is no need to simplify everything so much, we have very qualified staff, yes, please, the most reliable stain on the market, impressive. we should return the printer with the scanner, well, god bless the tv, but without the printer, how to work, and the documentation is also not necessary, we have it all on electronic media, all the reporting is there, but be careful, here is the printer, scanner, well without them, well, i understand, tell me, maybe
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you suspect the employees, but what? our guys work in these offices, we check them 100 times to make sure they don’t have a criminal record, so they don’t drink, and they don’t even have access here, no thanks, they’re always on the road, it ’s always just the director and me, and where’s the director? he is in an accident yesterday and is in the hospital. he has some kind of a bad streak, a week ago he broke his arm, before that some hooligans set his door on fire, imagine, retrograde mercury is no different, so he’s still a technician, you’ll find, the police just said that usually such cases are not solved, but i still don’t lose hope, is that right? there are no surveillance cameras,
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as i understand it, you don’t have one either, no, okay, well, about hope, of course, you’re right, there are no cameras, the scanner was stolen, let at least hope remain. idiot, taif, i’ll definitely go crazy like that.
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i can at least agree on something with you, you promised to be there in 2 hours, i don’t even know what you have there, don’t worry, a case, a fire, it’s a simple matter, but i beg you, nothing extra, don’t worry about me, what kind of person are you, who are you? so, our task for today is to find a printer, scanner, etc. what about tv? and the tv - well, the tv is simply not such a necessary thing in the work, but basically, well, they were kidnapped by the same person, where is
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the logic? are you right? absolutely, of course, some kind of consultant? lord, what kind of student activity is this? now we will try to put forward versions. okay, seriously, but in short, this is not a robbery of any kind, a story about human intemperance, promiscuity and jealousy, director of the company radiance platonov gc, taking advantage of his official position , drew up a schedule of carnal pleasures for the entirety. working week, on mondays he had fun with cleaning lady number one, whose name, however, doesn’t matter, he always got it wrong, on wednesdays he had fun with
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cleaning lady number two, the first he promised to marry, the second lied that he had a cousin who works at the federal migration service, which will help her obtain russian citizenship, the third? who came to him on fridays, he didn’t promise anything, she was just lonely and really wanted love, but what did he did you do it on tuesdays and thursdays? the person was resting, but even the most carefully constructed schedule at some point failed. gabriel
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kharitonovich, how come, no, no, just a minute, the funeral was modest and tasteful. wreaths made of carnations, a coffin made of karelian birch, all the cleaners were in black, they were crying, however, like everyone else present, and now it’s time to explain the basic principles of our work, the fact is that each of you just don’t be scared, of course, director did not die, but in what fedor sergeevich just told us, there is a certain grain. more precisely, a grain, everything is interconnected, the point is that everything
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is interconnected, and here the point is not even a robbery, but the point is, as fyodor sergeevich promptly noticed to us, that the robbery due to the shutdown of this director, a link in one chain, is all of course it’s wonderful, but sexual relations have nothing to do with it, in fact, everything was much more interesting, who does that? serious guys on the rise, they would set the door on fire, it wouldn’t help, they broke their arm, i didn’t understand, but they decided to go to the extreme world, as far as i remember, the director - this is platonov. he crashed his car and that’s why he ended up in the hospital, and not because he was tortured, what are you blathering about, what are you
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blathering about? excuse me, but what are we actually observing here and, most importantly, why? process, process, that's how it is? yes, as it were, we are approaching the truth through trial and error. so this is just the beginning, at the next stages, from seemingly absurd assumptions, it begins little by little, in general, now you will see everything for yourself, no, thank you, it seems to me that my colleagues and i have already seen enough, we agree, thank you, let's get ready, listen, but the session was interrupted not even in the middle, you will notice the results, the girl who spoke about the iron in a nutshell about the disease, you can find out, of course, lera has borderline disorder, 3 years ago she was raped
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and... experimental work , listen, i understand your doubts, but the sessions are the opposite, they have a stabilizing effect on patients, the healthy part of the brain of one patient, it is like an example for the kindergarten, yeah, i agree, and the main task of this whole circus - find at'. our task is to stabilize the patient’s condition, for this there are medications and to adapt it to the world outside the walls of the clinic, people with incurable pathologies, listen, i understand your doubts, but you have no idea what path they have come, every problem solved for them, it is , as it were, well, like a stage for interaction with the outside world, because they begin to see, listen and adequately, i have
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an alternative proposal, let yuria feliksinovich and i take a tour of our clinic, we just completed a major overhaul of the diagnostic department, after which we will have a friendly dinner, in a close circle, yes, yes, in a close circle, the next morning tatyana andreevna will repeat the session, and i will make any decision - which you voice. listen, i have absolutely nothing to do with this, they just didn’t really let the guys turn around. the normal process was going on. and i even said a word to you, no, well, you’re walking like that now as if. lord, when will you realize that the world does not revolve around you. and sometimes people
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it happens. problems not related to you, i just thought that everything, yes, they killed the project, well, not yet, tomorrow morning there will be a repeat session, well, that means not all is lost, but if you want, i’ll go to plato’s hospital and find some more there are additional facts that it was easier for our fighters, but some people actually need it, it seems to me that they have already decided everything. but thank you anyway, the thing is that i don’t choose the songs myself, it’s a collective decision.
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inside this modest it specialist there is a fierce mathematician, all these gorgeous things of yours dance moves, that's all, it was just something with something. the most human avatar, pretty, you don’t want to kiss, i haven’t yet learned what a human kiss is. at a party of best friends, you danced with my friend, fantastic, on friday first, it was a time of big ideas, it was a time of very big and
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different... dreams, soviet films that were filmed at vdnkh gave an idea of ​​power, beauty this object, it was like, you know, somewhere in a fairy tale. in 1935, the project was approved, and the exhibition should was opened in '37, that is, a very short time frame. alstarzewski offers a good simple concept. the project was a simplified classic. one could now say that this is a period not only of that period. here is vdnkh today - this is the spirit of the time today for the eighty-fifth anniversary of vdnkh on saturday on the first. are you ready to be surprised? drum? that is, he thought almost nothing, but he reached the house. yes, only on instincts. zombie. everything is different here. it 's more difficult here. what did you see about me? about us.
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what? fortune teller, new episodes, tomorrow on the first, what do i care about snow, what do i like about heat, what do i like about pouring rain.
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the relict ice itself, they were formed here when mammoths still roamed the earth, this echo is 25,000 years old, what diseases does this bath treat, starting with skin diseases, ophorno-motor, nervous system, phew,
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life of one’s own, premiere, on sunday on the first, when such a dad is at the piano. then it couldn’t have turned out to be other children in general, i understand that the program is called fathers and sons, in such a company you can get confused, who is older, the boys have been on a spree, you know, this is the one cases when nature did not rest on the children, such all-encompassing kindness from the stage was transferred to us only by the peredersk. here on this stage there is a real holiday, two stars, fathers and sons, on sunday on the first, the soviet union is no more, now you can earn a lot of money in a completely legal
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way. have you heard anything about the oil for food program? do you have any idea how big it is? but is there not enough oil in russia? this is a completely different level. oleg and i decided to get married? yes. you were accepted into the master's program at new york university university and gave me a scholarship, it’s just that you and i live different lives, i can’t do this, it’s hard for me, then you’re leaving me like that, you recognize this woman, i think you know what happened in iraq, and for us that means , that all foreign intelligence services are becoming more active there, hello, i won’t interfere, of course, what do you think, he figured you out, i hope not yet, i’ve never cheated on my wife, and you? i'm not married, i studied at your university, but not a single professor helped me make a career, hello, trader since august 5, on
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first, you understand what you've done, how you haven't seen an american spy in front of your nose for so many years, well, just go, mommies, go, go, go, oops, uh-huh, oops, who are you? georgy, what are you and huh? yes, just in case, i ran home from class, respect, can i finish, thank you, marina, yes, let’s just not cross the threshold, otherwise it’s a serious conversation, and you’re
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actually not from the police, don’t be alarmed, why should i be scared, well... some people are scared, he asked me in marriage to look for stolen equipment privately, so is there anything i can do to help, i’m here at all. from the night before last, but i only found out about the office being robbed today, oh-oh-oh, well, maybe you have an idea, who could have done this, well, competitors, but we have no competitors, oh well, we all have competitors, we don’t, we have united all the cleaning companies in our city under the radiance brand, we have a de facto monopoly in the field of wet cleaning, more questions um... mm, they say your
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door came up this week, the children were most likely sick , but fell into the soul, well, an accident, as i understand it, too coincidence of circumstances, yes, exactly, another question. so, hello, yes, it's me, listen. here’s the thing, no, no, no, i didn’t say anything to anyone,
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i just came, one strange guy asked such questions, well, about our whole story, yes, no, no, what are you talking about, well, i’m a grave, yeah, understood. great, what are you doing here? hey, what did you get there? some water, drink, go, well, well, no need to cry, realize that you have problems, that’s the first step. to their solutions, but damn, how will i solve them? i’m
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completely alone, all people are lonely, not you alone, but i'm sorry, but what's going on here? did we talk? uh-huh, i see how you were talking, pash, you understand, it turns out that i have lived my life in vain so far, because i myself have not achieved anything. everything is only with the help of men, this one told you, listen, bandit, why are you not at school again, they let you go, i gave them a note that after the third lesson i had to go to the funeral of a family friend, i actually wanted to talk to you, well, about your situation, uh, with mom, it wasn’t yesterday, marina is clearly having problems, so sit down, come on, who? problems,
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gosh, wait a second, who was that? you are so familiar, astrologer, if you run around like this with all the women in your life, the situation is more serious than i thought.
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“i figured it all out, really, bravo, you were just a casual connection for her, out of boredom, so, i see, from my mother, someone learned to be smart, yes, come on, act, otherwise uncle yura will become dad yura, only dad, i won’t call him. terima kasih bang , what happened, why aren’t you at school, i left school, went to his house, i found out that it was all somehow a woman. not serious, why did you do this, because i’m 10 years old, it doesn’t matter what my future will be, so give me your hand, march to the apartment,
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predictably, did you really have it? to be honest, i myself was surprised when i saw him, i don’t know what to say, but it’s nonsense, especially since the guy says the right things, goodbye, predictably. korotaev! korotaev, are you deaf or what? oh, pick up the phone, it's already ringing. sanya,
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why aren’t you picking up the phone? so it's still night. what a night, get dressed in half an hour so that i have, damn it, my last name, korablev, rank, as you can see, the colonel is presented with a huge number of government awards, a titan of detection, like a new item in the cemetery. well, not the titanic, titanic, titanic, then boom and sink, funny, yes, fortune teller, new episodes, tomorrow on the first, the thing
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is that i don’t choose the songs myself, it’s a collective decision. your love will not spill into gold inside this humble it specialist, fierce mathematician, i left early in the morning while you were still sleeping, all those gorgeous dance moves of yours, that’s love. pretty don't want to kiss, i haven't yet i learned what a human kiss is, at a party of best friends, you danced with my friend, fantastic, on friday at
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the first, what is snow to me, what is heat to me, what? it’s pouring rain for me when my friends are with me, tonight in our studio we gathered exactly those who have experienced you know exactly what a true true friend is, i believe that friendship must definitely go through the test, i had an operation for 12 hours, it went on, igor comes, comes to me, i played a melody, in the morning he called and dictated the verses of the song: my friend, how great, my friend, in general... conflicts could happen every second, but the horror is that it’s impossible to quarrel with mikhail mikhailovich, friendship, you know, begins with respect, often, all these years that we ’ve been friends, i wear seryoga is holding his guitar, we are brothers-in-law, we are not just friends, our wives
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are sisters, we are already like lenin, twin brothers, similar voices, sometimes even confused, lichchenko loves you all, if a friend... i didn’t find the same, he he might ruin everything, he won’t have time, you’re an investigator for especially important matters. affairs, for what purpose special assignments came to us, she returned, well done, but you must understand... well, why are you silent, are we going or not going, look, the kremlin, the kremlin, where, uh, the kremlin, movlyuda, hello, no , well, it’s necessary
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to move from the basement to three rubles, and oh women, look how the men need to be clamped, and in our yard on sunday on the first, well, who’s behind you, i’m telling you, i came myself, i wanted to. conclude a contract for the purchase of oil, everyone wants it, let me introduce you to my partner, ignat kravtsov, it’s very nice to see you as a child they never taught that money doesn’t buy happiness, it’s so russian, i like it, trader from august 5th on the first, how do you understand each other, you don’t know french, and what happens when she asks me something?
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“there are targets for you in all parts of the soviet union, and no matter how good your preparation is, sooner or later you will still be identified, and this is a mortal danger, or you have a second very well thought out option of escaping abroad, of course i would run in to pick out the moles, that's the question, be careful, i'm always careful, service is safe."
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hello, colonel kostenko, confrontation with the prime minister according to the legendary book by yulian semyonov. what do you find out? is it platonov? he, said kharitonich, the director of the cleaning company radiance fell last night from a hospital window, somewhere? speaking of, i visited him for 3 hours before, it went, what the hell, i’m giving you a case about stolen printers, a day later there were corpses, and he was outside
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the windows himself, and i don’t know, you were the last one who talked to him, and this can’t even be called a conversation , after me like i don’t know anything, in i’m in the hospital, i barely heard about the theft , that’s all, san, why are you looking at me, damn it, what reason do i have to deceive you, that was unnecessary now, hello, maybe i could have just dialed, why these intermediaries, and why with me no hello, hi christina, you look wonderful as always, christine. what's the deal with platonov? i'm
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here, even this is not the answer now, you saw him before him, why? their office was robbed, all the mechanical equipment was taken out, there was a printer, a scanner, everything, they asked me to help, now you are doing the printers you are looking for stolen goods, well, bread too. but what does he care about this platonov anyway? his migrant workers are cleaning the dust in almaz’s offices, i am responsible for the safety of people, here a man falls out of the window, you know, i would like to be sure that this is not connected with his obligations to us, otherwise it turns out somehow weird. okay, if i find out why it fell out, i’ll call and tell you. that’s all, uh,
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by the way, that i’ve been wanting to ask for a long time, i was just shy. why do you go to the hairdresser so often? you, well, pasha, now you can consider the pleasure you will get from this joke and the consequences you will face, christina, rustam. why are you eating my brain with a teaspoon? listen, the cards are worth it, the new ruble is a thing, that’s enough and don’t call me with this nonsense anymore, you yourself know what ’s going on here, everything, sorry, is impossible with these people, just like little children, listen, i had no idea what he was only in
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despair, you know, i’m just built in such a way that if a person needs help, i ended up getting into god knows what, and if it doesn’t bother you, from now on we can go into more detail about why the flow, here you start again, that’s it, i’m calling the cops that fantasies about a monopoly in the field of wet cleaning will bring us to the tsugunder, but i didn’t know that so quickly, there was no money left, that’s it, old man, but that’s it, sorry, we
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haven’t paid people salaries since october we pay, platonov found investors in moscow. and the muscovites are like that, if there was simply no money, they first decided to arrange an audit, and we were refinanced three times, so it turns out that everything was from the documents so that investors would not be scared off, well, yes, you can’t change papers with stamps, so platonov decided, like oh, our office was robbed, here it is this case and the documentation are on the phone, and you tell him... it’s stupid, yes, well, that’s how i’m designed, when a person needs help, in general, platonov’s deputy, out of the kindness of his heart, agreed to help him fake a theft in the office, he also deliberately caused an accident arranged, well, so that it would be considered
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that at the time of the theft he was already in the hospital, then... this did not help, the investors still sensed something was wrong and technically merged, platonov had no other options to save the business, in short, platonov is no longer with us , fyodor sergeevich almost guessed yesterday, this really the story of human intemperance, it ended in death, at the time of our session yesterday he... was still alive, absolutely right, that is, you want to convince us now that yesterday - with the group what the future predicted for us, no, no, that you , this is a random coincidence, how many times do i need to say that there is no such thing as a coincidence in principle, this is a rare case when our bore is right, of course, they helped him jump out the window, what is it,
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take your hands off, yes what do you allow yourself? take it away, i’m talking about platonov, i didn’t fall from the window of the ward, from a stick, it’s accepted, we have two independent systems, the first system is the director, with his fears, it doesn’t matter whether it’s because of women or or because of money, from a mathematical point of view point of view,
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it doesn't matter. the second system is his deputy, who always and everywhere covers him, in my opinion, it’s time to stop all this, now you’ll confuse everything, the situation is clear. the point of intersection of two unknown systems, platonov had something valuable, something disappearing, which he hid very much, because of this he was killed, please ask his deputy. what other valuables have they lost besides a printer and a scanner, you say, yes?
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uh-huh, yes, ah, it's you again, what do you mean, something else, but anything other than a printer, scanner and documents - did platonov take out of the office? for what? listen, i already explained to you about some cards and something else, at the entrance we lost
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the magnetic keys, well, with which our cleaners come to clients on weekends. and to which client in the office? diamond, business center, these are our main ones, hello, sanya, i told you, i’ll call you back later, i know very well that such a diamond, herman is involved in security there, i’m nonsense. he scans three pieces of paper, but what does he want? architectural plans, communications, diamonds, i need a car, inconspicuous. sanya, where are you now? in the diamond,
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this was still missing, what is it? fire alarm, maybe some drills, what? it takes a long time to explain, just get out of there, go outside, hear, i’m already on my way, san, san, i ’m already on my way. where, where are you going? pash, i can’t hear, there’s just a fool here, she’s still yelling.

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