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tv   Ishcheika  1TV  August 1, 2024 8:00pm-9:00pm MSK

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i can use a crossbow, yes, san, i’m an old crossbowman, robin hood, drum roll, oh, in london, what about you? oh, you saw this hit, in london we really already have, by the way, yesterday edgardovich was so hot in london. so, third try. oh, i understand, the work is in full swing, so sanya, lucy with me, we have a corpse, it’s still there, call marina, thank you, now you’ll finish it with caesar, it seems here, we have something, come on , oops. wait, yeah, give the keys to the owner,
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let him catch up with yours, he’ll refuse, it’s fine in general, i’ll give you your head take pictures, oh, marin, hello, you’re already here, well, i’m light without a mortar, yeah. what's that smell, san, doesn't it bother you? and i have a runny nose, uh-huh, lucky, well, what do you say, well , what can i tell you, man, no documents, the owners claim that they haven’t seen him before, he opened the door with his key, went in, lay down. he died laconically, that even before the hiding
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i won’t say anything, except that the death was non-violent, there was a lot of land, there was land everywhere. oh, what, lucy, he, he came out of the grave, well, zombie, i need your brains. really he is
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i walked through the forest for a very long time, and here i agree, look at his feet, trampled into blood, alexey ivanovich, hello, great, what are you doing here? yes, of course, my area, and you know him, well, yes, this is valka ivanov, local folk ivanov. a rare surname, so why did you come? did they say corpse? no, he’s drunk, he’s sleeping, yes, yes, well, this is a common thing for him, okay, i’ll go talk to these guys, yeah, that’s how it’s supposed to be, then i’ll explain, let’s go, nut, let me, it smells strong,
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no, i checked, the same as the owners, they open the door, thank you, listen, we are we just moved here. sold the old small apartment, decided to expand, two children, after all, there wasn’t enough space there anymore, but don’t worry, sit down, did you buy the apartment by proxy? no, that you, we understand everything, they took it from the owner himself, from valentin igorichka ivanov, ivanov, oh, somewhere i heard this name, this is not the man who is on vacation, no, there was a respectable man, but it was clear that if i have money, i have a phone number, let’s call.
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he will confirm, yeah, please dial not available. alexey ivanovich, i’ll go, it looks like your part is a scam, there’s still certification today. okay, well, all the best, dears, have a nice day, mom, i’m hungry, and i ’m thirsty, let’s go and have fun, okay, yes, listen, don’t get the children wet, feed them, go, go, okay, let’s go, what do you have here? happening? excuse me, who are you? neighbor, tamara vasilievna, it’s very nice, they asked me to come in, san, hey, please take care of the citizen, yeah, hello, good afternoon, let’s go there, yes, and again
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could you tell me about the deal, everything was as it should be. do you know the neighbors from this apartment? well, there are no new ones, of course i know valka, ivanov? ivanov, did he tell you anything about selling the apartment? valka is a former businessman, his wife and children are in europe, he’s been living since those good times, he went broke, his wife filed for divorce, he started drinking, he started spending money on vodka, imagine, he’s good himself. they offered him an exchange of a house in the region for this apartment with a good additional payment, signed an agreement, deposited the money in a safe deposit box, valentin igorich’s lawyer took the documents to the russian registry for registration,
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and after 2 weeks we received the documents and immediately left, the apartment is straight ahead, and then immediately to the left, but what happened? did he leave you the keys like a neighbor? i don’t, but i know that i put the keys in the switchboard. did the owner sign it himself? yes, he himself was at the signing and signed the agreement himself. yes. what is the name of the bank? la cross. alexey ivanovich, right? can you talk to me for a minute? let's. lucy. i found out where he kept the key. ivanov. on the stairs, it’s convenient, right, there’s a party assignment for you, lakos bank, no, i won’t, how many times have i told you, find a normal job, i i noticed that your psychos know how to think, i want
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to use it, we are looking for a needle, but we don’t notice it, we are talking about a tragedy, how can you not understand it, i discovered your talent, i will close it, you will deliver pizza from me again, will you, what do you want us to do all the work here for you, it’s time to develop, pasha, approach things more carefully, i’m in kerma, we’re going back to the wards, it’s a pity, it’s very complicated, because it turned out, time has died down, detective syndrome, today after program time. it was the time of the big ones ideas, it was a time of very big and different dreams, soviet films that were filmed at vdnkh gave ideas about the power and beauty
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of this object, it was, as you know, somewhere in a fairy tale, in 1935 the project was approved, and the exhibition was supposed to open in '37, that is, it is very short. on saturday on the first. right at the junction of europe and asia, the mountains of the steppes, lies a blooming garden of eden. we are in bashkiria, friends. that's how he put it in his mouth, you know, in battle, three more four between his fingers, that's how he shot, the same machine gun, yeah, these are the same relict ices, they were formed here when mammoths still roamed the earth, this echo is 25,000 years old, what
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diseases does this bath treat, starting with skin diseases, the musculoskeletal nervous system, phew, life of one’s own. premiere. on sunday on the first. well, who is behind you? i’m telling you, i came myself, i wanted to. conclude a contract for the purchase of oil, everyone wants to, allow me to introduce you to my partner, ignat kravtsov, we teach you nicely, you were never taught as a child that money doesn’t buy happiness, it’s so russian, i like it, trader from monday on the first, how do you understand each other, you don’t know french, and that when i have something...
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“there are targets for you in all parts of the soviet union, and no matter how good your preparation is , sooner or later you will still be identified, and this is a mortal danger, or you have a second very well thought out option of escaping abroad, well , of course i would run in, what will pick the moles, that’s the question, be careful, i’m always careful,
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hello, colonel kostenko, confrontation with the prime minister based on the legendary book yuliana semyonova, lyutka, and lyutka, come on , potapov, he’s probably afraid of you. “scary, or something, no, fragile,
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afraid to offend, well, break, or something, but marina, who is not afraid, marina is different, maybe that’s why there was no wedding.” alexey ivanovich, let’s close the jewelry so we can put it in the soup. so, andryukha, come here. don't occupy your time this evening, we'll play at the hospital. so, andryukha, no, you, if you, lie down, here, lie down right here, curled up.
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you must find me ivanov valentin igorevich born in 1973 connections habits to check passport details with the purchase and sale agreement sanya will come from the bank, the papers will be handed over by someone who will hand over the documents, here he is.
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this, as i understand it, is ivanov. the citizen had a real passport, but we do not take fingerprints. very in vain. of course, you have copies of contracts and passports of the parties to the transaction. certainly. we will need a complete package of copies of the camera footage. well, this is a request. all the records from... okay, let's see who came for the money 2 days ago, and ivanov came and took everything from the cell. and then, has anyone else used this cell? no, absolutely not. well, it looks like we need marina. yes, or edgardych, better edgardych. agree.
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what about the stomat with cabbage, well, then, now i’ve got a piece of it, and what’s happening here, but unexpectedly, and we agreed on a hospital stay, we didn’t agree to play with the mother’s daughter, what about our business? well, in the forties ivanov’s relatives called to find out his condition, and how was his condition? they said that he returned while in intensive care in the evening. i’ll be transferred to the ward, that’s great, kolya, get ready, you’ll play the highest-ranking ivanov, sick, yes, they’ll give you pajamas there, take a book with you, no, don’t take it, you don’t know how to read, don’t forget the time sheet, relatives will come with unrelated intentions, thank you ivanovich, today at least take a shower at home, wait, be quiet, the first patient, the second
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patient, a friend who will cover, let’s get ready, pyro? what do you have with you, tasteless, calm down, here we have such an interesting bouquet from our citizen, firstly, he is alcoholized, uh, to the ends of his hair, secondly, he was poisoned with medication, so much so that, roughly speaking, part of the brain ceased to be a brain, that is, it is almost... nothing i thought, but i got home, yes, only on instincts, zombie, edgardich, and how is this possible, the characteristics of the body, yeah, a very strong heart, lungs, like a turban’s, and everywhere on clothes, on the skin, on the hair, even in the nostrils
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, particles of soil, that is, earth, were found in the stomach, that is, he was buried. i told you, i saw it, they buried it, why? muscovites have long been spoiled by the housing problem, bulgakov also wrote, here is the passport of our zombie, but the photo is different, i took my fingers off the safe deposit box, where’s the deal? walked through the apartment, the fingers belonged to tyazhev, anton igorevich, born in 1980, served a sentence for fraud. in 2012, a high-quality fake came out, no one noticed anything anywhere, well, yes, that is, if ivanov himself had not come to the apartment, everything would have gone right for them, well, that means we need to take this heavy one, sanely address with serious problems, okay, so you think that this ivanov was buried by black
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realtors, lonely, drinking, without relatives, goal number one, but someone on behalf of... relatives called the hospital, the district police officer, i think it was he who brought it, we need to dig there, one of ours, lyolik selkov, i think so, selkov, good deeds, it’s not the department that needs to be handed over, there’s a rat here, check it as thoroughly as possible, there is, so, we’re done, a new boss will come tomorrow, so be in shape, that is , we’re done with this, but young, marisan, young, young, you’ll like it, oh, pah-tfu, puff, but not tfu-tfu- tfu, tfu-tfu-tfu.
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alexey ivanovich, and i punched this district police officer, lyolik, and selkov, so what? wait, okay, so what, for the last 2 years on...
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oh, excuse me, watch where you're going, great, how is he? okay, who are you, part of him, there are questions about the apartment, how did it happen that she didn’t sell it, she sold it, i’ll go in, go, who is at the window on the left, i’ll quickly. well, ivanukh, tell me, ivanov, ivanov,
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i told you that your drunkenness, hello, lyolik, where have you been, the bastard, because of you, your wife will be kicked out of the house, guys, this is some kind of mistake. wow! i’m one of my guys, i don’t know anything difficult, right? no, this is the first time i see that you and he served in military service together, in the same company, again no. san, well, i don’t like you, san, you haven’t realized yet that you couldn’t have been taken with a baton as a witness. to leave it so brazenly in uniform, have you all gone crazy there, or what? i didn’t kill anyone, you can’t prove it, don’t touch
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me.
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did you kill, did you bury, did you like it? no, and this is terrible, but the name of alexey mikhailovich voikov is familiar to you, he was your irist, did you really think that we wouldn’t break into your dacha. phone calls, and this ivanov walked 40 km, unexpectedly, right? i want to write a purely heartfelt confession, not like it or not, your friends, whom we took from your dacha, have already written, and it’s possible, not hucksters, but you don’t, you took the oath.
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i left early in the morning, when you were still sleeping, all these gorgeous dance moves of yours, this is love, it was just something with something, the most human avatar, pretty, you don’t want to kiss, i haven’t yet learned that such a human kiss, she is married, at a best friends party, with my friend, fantastic, tomorrow at the first party. veda vodka,
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product of stellar group, oldbar cognac, product stellar group. bourbon stirsman, a product of the stellar group. mancacher whiskey, a product of the stellar group. gin сnop. stellar group. there is a russian spirit here. here. we are used to seeing mikhail zadorny on stage, at concerts or at some events, when he was in character, as they say, holding his face, he did not let anyone into the family in the broad sense, it was a clearly closed territory, for the first time we have the opportunity to see him the way only those closest to him, his daughter and wife, saw him. the gatherings were always fun, but you’re sitting in dad’s place, so it happened, right? unique
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footage previously unavailable. there was this difficult period when he was being treated abroad, mikhail nikolaevich’s sister, lena, and his first wife velta, in the face of misfortune, grief , they united, the three of them lived in the same apartment, cooked in the same kitchen, and took turns coming to mikhail on duty , the daughter turns to him, realizing that he is somewhere there and he hears her, don’t take it as a posthumous empty compliment, from me... father’s feelings are more important, more likely at this sad moment, god needed you more for some reason , our exclusive - family archive mikhail zadorny, exclusive with dmitry borisov, on saturday on the first, how did you find me? listen, well, i’m a cop, i didn’t find people like him, he could ruin everything, he won’t have time.
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you are an investigator for particularly important cases, for what purpose did the special missions come to us? they're back, well done, but you have to understand that it's not good for you to be with this cop, it's dangerous, i got the money, that's enough for five tickets, two adults, three children's tickets to moscow, why are you silent, we're going or not, look, the kremlin , kremlin, where? kremlin? mavludo! so here it is cleaned up from the basement to three rubles? look how men need to be clamped! and in our yard on sunday on the first. when royal has such a dad, they couldn't make friends. in
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such a company you can get confused, who is older, the boys are having a spree, you know, this is the case when nature did not rest on the children, such universal kindness from the stage was transmitted to us, here on this stage there is a real holiday, two stars, fathers and. .. children on sunday on the first trader from monday on the first. sergei sanovich, of course, nikitina. marina aleksannovna, captain-criminologist , head of the investigative department. major potapov alexey ivanovich. all. we got acquainted with
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the department, well, not with everyone, of course, the service is ongoing, you understand, but this is the main, so to speak, composition of the faces, thank you, with permission, yes, of course, so, since i’ve been introduced to you all, let me remind you, my last name korablev, name is sergei alexandrovich, rank, as you can see, colonel, before being transferred to moscow, he worked in smolensk, represented in a huge number of state, government awards, koravlev did a very good job of organizing the work in the department he headed, thank you,
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then. what are we standing for? take a seat, make yourself comfortable, make yourself at home. yes, i agree, of course. the indicators were very high, not without the participation, so to speak, of your humble servant, but i enjoyed well-deserved standing among the management and subordinates, i want to emphasize the well-deserved authority that i want to achieve here too, i of course understand that a transfer here to the capital is, so to speak , a new round. everything is different here, it’s more complicated here, allow me, of course, korablev, sergei to alexandrovich, from grateful colleagues, to the titan
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of disclosure, like on a wreath in a cemetery, it’s good not for the titanic, you said something, just an american film. mikhalovich, if i’m wrong, please correct me, there is a lot of family in the family, sergei sanovich, the fact is that silkov was fired from the authorities, and naturally, he is not
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an employee of our department, i hope of his own free will, but what would you do, i wouldn't allow that, obviously, here. i didn’t have time to tell you, this is a journalist, a french journalist, helene fonvizin, she is writing an article about our department, just today a meeting has been scheduled, it’s very nice, mademoiselle fonvezin on... “please, take a seat, please, no, not here, you can take my place, but what did you think, tea!
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coffee, and coffee, coffee, how are you, light, light,
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check , time, okay. , but
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my friends, well, i didn’t expect this, it was you who filmed this disgrace, that’s right, you’ll send it later, yes, because this is, well, well... well, general, if something is wrong, you will forgive us, oh well, well, lyosh, somehow, girl, here, well... we don’t say goodbye, yes, well, no, of course, you have contacts, but this is the case if you have to escape from the titanic, here you go, see, linina, this is called the wrong approach to work, they’ve already christened the new boss, but he himself, come on, let’s be honest, but how they called me, come on, come on, come on, prick, honestly, well, say it like, well, well, say it,
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this is the soul, yes, yes, yes? i'm sorry, grandpa!
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okay, bremen musicians, let's go to work. so this is seliger, i don’t remember where, here’s helen, this is an award pistol from the ministry, yeah, look, look what’s written there. oh, it seems to me that i know, titanium
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of opening, no, titanium - this was before, but here it is written that it’s not replaceable, mu, oh, and you ’ll take a photo, gun, yes, uh-huh, and you can take me too with oh, here in the background. with a flag, this is a banner, and stand there, like this, very, very good, sergeevna, where is everyone, they’ve gone home. not either, but what about you? well, i
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've worked hard. alexey ivanovich, yes, am i old? no, why? can you come to me? good good. so, after school i entered the flight school, well, yes, well, i realized that this was not for me, i went to work in the pesnik, so to speak, not to fly somewhere in the skies, closer to the ground, to the land, to the people. she works there too,
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let’s go home, what should we do?
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don't be afraid of me, please. okay, how many times have i told you, find a normal job, i noticed that your psychos can think, i want to use it, we are looking for a needle, but we don’t notice stosen, we are talking about a tragedy, how can you not understand it, i discovered your talent , i'll close it, you'll have will you deliver me pizza again? do you want us to do all the work here for you? it’s time to develop, pasha, to approach the matter more carefully, i’m in kerma, we’re going back to the wards, it’s a pity, it turned out very smoothly, time has passed, detective
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syndrome, today after the program it’s time. monte shocha cognac, a product of the stellar group, rom castro, a product of the stellar group, pechora vodka, a product of the stellar group, veda vodka, a product of the stellar group, old barrel cognac, a product of the stellar group.
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i was still sleeping, all these gorgeous ones of yours dance moves, this is love, it was just something with something, the most human avatar, pretty, you don’t want to kiss, i haven’t yet known what a human kiss is, i haven’t, at a party of best friends, you danced with your friend mine, fanta... stack tomorrow on the first, it was a time of big ideas, it was a time of very big and different dreams, soviet films that
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were filmed at vdnkh gave an idea of ​​the power, the beauty of this object, it was, you know, it’s in fairy tale in 1935 , the project was approved and the exhibition was to to open in the thirty-seventh year, that is , a very short time frame, alstarzhevsky offers a good simple concept, the project was a simplified classic, one could say that vdnkh is the spirit of the time not only of that period, but vdnkh today is the spirit of the time and today on its eighty-fifth anniversary vdnkh on saturday at the first direct junction of europe.
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just talk to married women, and even more so help them. we both know you're putting the whole family in danger. why don't you want to listen to me and sit quietly. oleg, i i advise you to be careful with whom, with everyone,
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the trader is from monday on the first, you must contact him and give him a new task on the same object, take him out of iraq, take him out of the game, well, in general, that’s what i say, save sos, oh, let's go, let's go to the french paparazzi to save. from the clutches of the insidious titanic, in order to avoid international conflict, len, let's drink to health, to the meeting, i apologize, i haven't got any glasses yet, you know, i just moved, so let's do it, who? well, she's max's girlfriend. oh how, well then you definitely need to save, so, it
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was in yes, light, open, send her home, when, well, yes, sorry, i forgot, there is no need to write this, sorry, i’m right now. so, whose are you? well, come on, roof, i say, come on, get out of here, look, there, comrade lieutenant, can i see you for a second? this? what it is? what kind of disgrace is this? we have a department, not a menagerie? eliminate?
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i can not. what do you mean i can't? well, this is the dog itself. himself? yes sir. let me go. call. go. you are my good one. you are mine, you. go, sit, i beg your pardon, elen, where are you going? are you going? oh, i really, really need to go home, no, helen, i won’t let you go so easily, i ask you, well, for introducing me, yes, yes! “i beg your pardon, good evening, that’s what you asked,
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what is this, these are the next things to do in six months, yes, yes, thank you, where is the dog, which dog, which one?” are you kidding, sergei sanovich, yes, he closed the door, no, gen?
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i apologize, this is not our department, but some kind of madhouse, so about my first case, it’s just a bomb. really, it was very funny, in short, you need to see what you did everyone agree there, comrade, comrade, so what’s going on here? what is this for? well, why? visual propaganda, help! what kind of propaganda? no, no, no, take it away, i
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can’t. how? well, as you ordered, hold it, i have permission, give it here, no need, take it away, i ask you, take it away, is it really impossible to do it at another time, well, at another time, we do it after work anyway, altruism, i beg your pardon, there's work being drilled there, the wall, i'm sorry, time, sorry, yes, for you, present, merci, thank you, thank you, oh, goodbye.
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lord, i was already thinking everything, he started from childhood, his mother then talked about his father, and then he told me about how he loved it in kindergarten, how it was writing, beeping, oh nightmare, and i just received an sms from you right away to alexei ivanovich, but i didn’t even imagine that he would come up with everything like that, and most importantly caesar, caesar, well done, well caesar!
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titanic, funny, yes,
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good with you. yes, okay, i'll see you again, definitely, max is probably already tired of waiting there, oh, i'm tired of waiting, goodbye, but i have something, and what do i have? oh, for you, salya, oh, thank you, happy, well, let's whoop, whoop, caesar, will you? tsez
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will not be there, oh, alexey ivanovich, how are you driving now? not like, let’s go for a walk with caesar, let’s go, you’re just an umbrella, don’t forget!
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lyosh, why did you come up with this idea to see me off, come here, then you... come back, and what, we walk with caesar, walk, breathe air, what did you see about me, about us, what, why do you they arranged this interrogation about paris, but why? how can you arrange paris, as if there were, i don’t know, bad people, here, here, here, oh, look,
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the swimming season is open, he won’t wake up, no, so, hey, come here, it’s cold, what are you doing? then for me, or rather for us, in principle, why do we need a wedding? century, many already live
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without a wedding, lesha, you don’t understand, i don’t see the main thing, i don’t see who the murderer is, i only see. i saw the same thing again, let's try to guess the killer, the taxi driver, no, the driver of the wedding limousine. well, i'm serious, i, i can't, i'm fixated on one thing, i don't see who, okay, okay, we're going
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with caesar, relaxing, walking, out there, swimming, ok, let's walk. hello, the program is on air, time in the studio is ekaterina andreeva, the news of the last hours has been returned to our homeland. russians imprisoned in a number of nato countries. i note that none of them admitted guilt. there are minor children with them.

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