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good luck to everyone and everything, our friends want to suggest that we need to return the phone and get a weapon, introduce to society a person whom many of you know as a dragon. for testing, they give me a quality that no one has ever seen, and this is my backbreaker, i’m studying as a youngster, i myself once started as a simple runner, now i’m in trouble, what, that is , banchu-met, sorry for interrupting, what is this mountains, huh? in fact, my element is the plains
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and foothills, unchangeable so sometimes, i’m an honest thief, lads, let’s let our guest finish, there was a very important idea, who crowned you, gocha, gocha, olive, on the central side of the little guy, through the muddy canopy ... and what kind of rezo are you talking about, senior or junior, and such a middle one, what kind of middle rezo is this? well, he's a junior now, their mom, she got married and is expecting a baby, the doctors say it's a boy, so technically he's a junior, but he might be any minute. 84,
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in vitro fertilization, both rezo in shocked, but we know, aunt tamriko can still light things up, mr. chance asks what you do in life, business, this is not our man, i answer, you yourself confirmed that this is a man of rezo, rezo walks under a zinya, and zinya is yours you smoke, so what kind of rotten presentation, let the person answer for his bazaar, with whom do you share life, grandmothers bazaar at the bazaar, and we interpret speech in life, my kints in the enemy eat up the horse, law, taiga, prosecutor, bear , let's jump
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i was born, luntik, they arrived when this half-life happened at the market, excuse me, i was just in shock, some kind of program, a hidden joke there, after that i even wanted to film, but there was no turning back, especially since i’m not alone, i also brought angela into this story, but what what should i do, in the theater it’s completely sour, although roles would be... so this is generally the pinnacle, tours, sold out houses from kaliningrad to vladivostok, fans appeared, but the role of a dragon is a completely different matter, this is psychophysics, another plasticity, this another organic, such a heavy eye, such a good young thing, you
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saw a dragon, but no, or maybe it’s a translator, wait, you’re talking seriously now, this deletant, you know, at best, will only play the deaf ethiopian behind the scenes in the second cast, same. craftsman, listen you, lunatic, does he actually exist, this dragon, yes, no, yes, no, ah, we met your mother, with this circus, your botanical one, comrade major, the first one in general, no, don’t, don’t cry, agu, agu, agu, agu, agu,
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and now there is silence, and we didn’t take the dragon and lit up to the fullest, now it will lie at the bottom for a long time, and we continue to change diapers, wait, this is what happens, if we don’t find the dragon, then comrade major will remain your sons for the rest of their lives, shut up werewolf, i think, i apologize, yes katyusha, olesh, here we have such a sun, you’re with him brought out a panama hat, with a panama hat, and smeared it on his face? i’ll tell you honestly, no matter what happens tomorrow, i’m always with you, you can count on me, i’m ready to atone for my guilt, you’ll atone with blood, listen, you’re an artist without hands, and how did you know how to pretend,
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so they gave me a special phone, over there, all the scripts came there, and where are the warehouses, they said what the goods are transported in, of course, but what do you feed them there, bottles at home? jump, jump, jump, the battery runs out, dude, you're the most frostbitten pepper, of all the people i've seen, he's gone from hell, but no, where's my child, the battery's running low, come on? ok,
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yes, katyusha, where did you go, everything is fine, everything is fine, everything is fine, but tell me, vanechka didn’t come home, i mean, isn’t he with you? but no, it’s just me, just, yes, stay with me, so, oleg, stop consolidating, walk for 7 hours already, quickly go home, we’ll be there soon.
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unfortunately, the animal never came out, perhaps now she is basking in the shade, or maybe she is simply busy absorbing food, in fact, the only thing she doesn’t like is capybarra, if someone wants to take her lunch, let's go to the ostrich, i feed by the hour. fuck you, just like that, the pole has jumped, the tip is short, the root is vigorous, if only a year ago someone had told me that i would give up with a giant.
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are you wet? i threw it, apparently i took it away, i was out of my mind under the candy, what? well, i, i fixed everything, did you put our baby in a cage with an animal? why with the beast, he’s a herbivore, and you know, he can stand up for himself, kat, maybe you can take him to the bullpen to watch the bandits, or on the strips. since he's such an adult now, you know, this is a very serious police operation that i
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can't tell you about right now, okay, i 'll tell you, even if it sounds like nonsense, katya, this is not our child, don’t even come close. katya, katyusha, mommy is nearby, now we’ll go home, everything will be fine, everything will be fine. why aren't you sleeping? lived with a curtain on the window, a spider on thin legs, no one could see him. even a little
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lord, with sorties, what are you doing?" you’re saying, i can’t control everything at all, okay, we still have half a tank of snacks in the car, it’s simple, if we can’t find the dragon, so he will find us, this is how, luntik’s phone, he said the dragon is sending his people, if you send him the gps coordinates, you are going to send him our coordinates, i have already done it, we will now hide, the dragon’s people will come , and we will call lyudmila petrovna, hide where we are shall we hide? you're an idiot or something, and if they us, be careful, chrome, you know what it means to be partners, it's to think and work in pairs and inform each other about your plans in advance,
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i agree, it was not the best idea, i think we're only alive thanks to the fact that... the dragon is wondering where you got his number, okay, don’t be a jerk, i borrowed a phone from my mother, from katya, plan b, call people, thank you, i suggested, you got directly involved in the process, lyudmila petrovna, how are you already here? well done, you reached the very end, like grass through the asphalt, i thought only khromov capable of this, how did you manage it,
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intuition is an opera. you didn’t understand anything, you wanted to see a dragon, look, look more carefully, i came up with the mythical mr. chenn, who has a grudge against vladivostok, and for five years, while everyone was running after the ghost, everything was perfect, and then khromov decided to go to prison, that...
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“you ruined everything, why did you do all this, you loved him, loved him, yes, loved him, believed that something could work out for us, so that, like people, you even decided to give up the candy business, money earned it at that moment, everyone there will be enough for the grandchildren, and then..." you know how a woman feels when she is abandoned at zaks's doorstep on her wedding day, it hurts, oleg, it
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hurts a lot, and for him there was nothing more painful than realizing that he failed the operation, good, so pretty, and you remind me of someone, my good one, someone you would have made a good wife for me, instead you became his worst enemy, although the main enemy for khromov is himself, yes, everything is fine. chat, be afraid, i will do everything carefully, like this, and now look what happens,
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it is no longer charged, hold it, i said, y. the leaders of the squad must have a serious image, who has... merged, maybe this is for the better, it seems to me that i have found my new dragon, take him, this is a dragon, there are a lot of prohibited substances here, be careful, he has a weapon, he wounded me, shoot to the defeat, what am i, what a dragon i am, oleg, this is your finest hour, that you can quickly take me in your hands, i am a dragon, plance, i am a dragon, well done, you turned on, take a gun in the sand, closer to me, hold it, they will not shoot pistols , let's get in the car, come on, stand. said, shoot, it's a child, he's no one didn’t do anything wrong, you don’t know him, he’s just as crazy as me, it’s night, well done, where’s the steering wheel, in the glove compartment, step on the gas, forgive me,
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drink some gas, let's leave, leave, leave, we won't come off like that, you pick up some coal there, be careful, don't teach your father how to ride. i have thirty years of driving experience, i pressed him, i press you, why are you yelling, come, you look so dry, very funny, you you destroy everything around you, you are your own worst enemy, and it is your soul that needs to be touched, you understand, i understand, why are you stupid? what does the cave have to do with it? good afternoon, i am
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his father, please leave the... i am the father, please leave the premises, quickly, thank you, faster, well, maybe stronger, try, as it was, when the youngest finger touches the soul, with the little finger, try, let's do it with the little finger , well, i don’t know how it is, where is his soul here? faster, we won’t have another chance, but you see that this doesn’t work, it’s useless. krom, come on turn on your intuition, do what, my intuition is lousy, you can catch criminals with this, but there’s no way to get yourself back, i lost everything, oleg, i drove past my family, i ran over yours, i’m sorry. that,
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take it, make peace, take it, you will find your worst enemy in the dragon’s cave, if you touch your soul with your younger finger, everything will return. i need to know what’s wrong with him, i need to talk to him, please, please, a special operation has just ended at the medical center on russky island, according to preliminary data there are no casualties, in the near future the so-called dragon, so he, in fact, must choose a preventive measure, the department of internal affairs has not yet commented on this situation, but we managed to find out that a high-ranking member of the triad decided to take hostages after he was exposed by police officers and - our
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sources they report that this person’s behavior in the last few days could hardly be called adequate, and it is possible that the lawyer’s position will be based on the defendant’s complete insanity, here is the local police chief, what happened to you, okay, let me remind you that senior lieutenant oleg leikin is accused of car theft, hostage-taking and smuggling a large batch of narcotic substances. andrey zolotarev, mikhail milashin, vladivostok. how are you, my dear, how are you, how are you here? it’s completely overgrown, and look, look what i had to do, you see, all this is for you, you ’ve been looking for your bullet all your life, she was always late, like you for our wedding, i asked you to leave us alone, you’re even really i couldn’t die, i don’t care
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microphone here. and there's londikia vanyusha, happy birthday, look, let's play, and then cake, okay, what's yours, my hero? oh, look , look, look, dad, how brave, look who’s coming to us, and dad, let’s go say hello, hello, hello, well, thank you, great, brother, great, how beautiful, thank you very much. what don't you
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like? well, in a pot, it would be better, no cut with peat, come on, vanya, master it, yegor lionidovich, why, it’s a very long time, a real opera should. to drive a four-wheel drive car, especially since you have a corner on your side there, which he knows best, but today all departments of the cleanup work here need environmental advice, someone drove into the lawn, but no, more seriously, again the chinese peony, we are using the peony as a convenience a year ahead, they’ve failed, here bansai is rushing along with
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our weeds, we need to weed, uh-huh, when, well, yes, everyone already gets rakes and shovels, well, a tool, i understand, right, katyusha, right? take it take a bath, go to the cafe, it’s cool, it’s hot, that’s it, it’ll sweat, and then it’ll blow, faster, faster, that’s it, come on, i’ll be there soon, so, well, let’s work, mercury is in place, jupiter is on point, wow, the moon is in position, venus is ready, we are working. partner, in short.
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