and their eyes were naive, even when we joked some dirty jokes, they didn’t believe us, well , i mean, we didn’t, guys, well, it’s not yours, where did you see it, you were laughing at an adult or what do you have, deer, at an adult, well, what about me, i don’t remember at all, i just have a family, my mother has a very - such as, how to say, a separate sense of humor, which stands somewhere completely on the sidelines, my mother has a very poor understanding of humor, seriously, and my dad is like... he collected all these jokes, he listened to all sorts of humorous programs, once yes, yes, he directly and even recorded, then he told me, we were sitting with him laughing, but once i don’t remember the meaning of the joke, but we were sitting in the kitchen, dad, mom and i, and dad was telling a joke about a squirrel sitting on a man’s head, and talking to him, and in short, the man got tired of it, he came to the doctor, he says: doctor, please help, no, i’m walking with this squirrel, she’s with me, and how it ends, i don’t remember how it ended, really.

and i didn’t understand, and that the squirrel was talking, and we just had our second tantrum, a bedtime story, a father had three sons, the eldest was a smart guy, the middle one was so-so, the youngest was a complete idiot, then the daughter says, mom, was their dad sick? it just got worse and worse for them right away, you know, i think that this is a real case of life. and i also liked

the phrase i heard today, that 100% of the mice surveyed are afraid of women, just the question itself, 100% of the questions, i remember a joke from my school, such a teacher, uh, well, a little with such inclinations towards some kind of faith he says to the children: so children, well, you came to the first grade, he says, who will study for an a? will go to heaven, who will study for a d, will go to hell, vovochka raises his hand, says: marya ivanovna, it will not be possible to finish school alive, this is about wait, well , you must know about baba yaga, who caught a boy, a young man, she caught a young man beautifully, you don’t know, no, well, you know so many idiots, no, well, specifically, such a word, baba yaga caught a young man, that ’s how you tell it, babayga, she caught, she caught,

a beauty, in short, she caught and says, so if i ask you a riddle right now, if you guess it, i will give myself to you, and if you don't guess, i will eat you , so look, the green one in the swamp croaks, zero begins, nogoushka ends , says: grasshopper, and you? the naughty boy guessed, what a cute joke, well, in general, when a fisherman sits, catches fish, hears from afar, go to hell there, from afar, well, he sits further and fishes, go to hell again, closer already, what's this, even closer, even closer, go to hell, suddenly from around the corner, reeds

so a boat comes out, a frog sits on it and rows with a teaspoon like this, he says frog, but for some reason the oars aren't rowing me with a teaspoon, go to so-and-so, i heard the same thing about a guy with small oars, guys, time, as they say, runs, unfortunately, very quickly for us, thank you very much for coming to the program, that it seemed to me that today we even touched on some very philosophical topics, well... after all - if we are to sum it up, then again, that everything is getting a little better for us, look, we have a woman it's better to drive, they start doing something there as if at the dacha, in general they are drawn to the beautiful, to create, to grow, then they are drawn to canning all this too, yes, my wife also said, damn, and i say, i remember in childhood, we canned there, let's try this year too, i think, oh you already know what a full cycle will close there, yes, it goes, therefore friends, summing up some kind of program, everything becomes. a little

better, let it be so, the main thing is that something new appears, about which you can joke, including in jokes. alexey lekhnitsky, nadezhda angarskaya, today we somehow geographically united a lot of things. i, larisa guzeeva, this is let's get married. good afternoon. today the brides are anastasia, olga and anzhelika. and our groom is nikolay.

nikolay, 51, proposed to a beautiful stranger, paid the state fee and waited for her on the appointed day at the legislative assembly, but the marriage was not destined to take place. nikolay. the head of the cultural center, lives on arbat, walks along the streets of moscow, writes poetry, is proud that he invented a device that helps cure a hangover and get pregnant at the same time. nikolay won't get along with a lady who will call him a kitty and won't let her chosen one touch a restaurant menu, he will marry a charming brunette who smells like blackberries, wild nature and stars. hello, i'm glad to see you. how interesting you are, all so different and in some ways so similar, unusual, yeah, before answering the questions, i want to give you some small presents, listen, how cute, really charming, so really gentle

feeling, the first question, for some reason i was so interested in it confused, why don't you let your wife take the menu, and how will she, i think not only the wife, but also... what kind of girl comes with you to a restaurant, should hand over the fate of the evening and the menu to the man, are you saving like that, or what? no, i'm trying to explain my taste to her, and most importantly, to find out her trust in me, that is, the wife will have to eat what you like, in the restaurant, yes, when i come to her in the kitchen, then i don't ask what she cooked, well original, but you have the right to everything, i 'm not going to cook. to a restaurant, so to a restaurant, the menu, let him have it, but i 'll sit and enjoy the restaurant. listen, i'm wondering, how did you approach a complete stranger on the street and propose to her? almost like that, at one of the corporate events, a large one, with a lot of people there was a competition, we

had to win it, i invited a beautiful girl, we won this competition, a conversation started, the messenger conversation flowed itself. interesting, i haven't been there for a whole week i could hear her voice, i said, tell me, show me, and she only wrote to me, but the conversation flowed into a meeting on arbat, where did you find such an amazing character, and romantic, nice, and the kindest eyes, nikolai, you have lived on arbat all your life, you were born on arbat, i was born a little further, and how long have you lived on arbat, about 25 years, and before that where did you live, in different countries,

i'll get a little ahead of rostropovich, i proposed to her in the evening through public services, and there you need to give the bride a day to think, if she pays? the fee, then she i agree, if i liked the man, yes, and i would have gotten, well, that is, chemistry, yes, between me and the man, i would of course have agreed, you moved in together on the same day, no, there was no marriage, well, so what's wrong, why didn't the marriage take place, and i understand that this is a bit of a premature decision, and in order for the girls to say about their serious intentions, i suggested a couple of months, it's enough for us to get to know each other better, and we moved the wedding date back 2 months, she said, that's enough, and you got to know each other, these 2

months, did you communicate? the thing is that on the second day she had a business trip far away to the other end of our country, today phones, mobile phones, today there is wi-fi everywhere, yes everywhere, but in those parts where she was, there was practically none, we corresponded, called once there 10 days, two weeks, but she arrived at the appointed time and hour, the situation developed as follows, the last... three weeks, we did not get in touch, why are we out of range for her, and since i am a man and made an offer, in fact, i decided to do what promised, the appointed day, i come, take the rings, and naturally i understand that she probably either won’t come, or will come, about an hour and a half passed, she contacted me, explaining that she had come to fly in, but... in the end she realized that i was joking. no, look, if during these two months, well, you were somehow cooking,

saying, look, we have a month and a half left, and a month, 2 weeks left, weeks, here we go, that is, if you were in the know all the time, then it wouldn’t be like that for her, but if once, as if jokingly, you said or not as a joke about not mentioning to her about the upcoming event, then why would she run away, i don’t fully believe this person, that’s all, i don’t fully believe it at all. well , it seems to me that these are all some invented things, and by the way, larisa, we have a video as an evidence base, i’m in the registry office, where the bride is, it’s not clear whether you can or you don’t communicate, we communicate, i’m waiting for her, in general i was waiting for her to come here, happy, and what now, a runaway bride often happens like that, well, in my practice, the first time, though, and this first time, and who are you talking to, the head of the philosopher?

to get pregnant, i'm even afraid, actually, i'm scared to imagine what you need to do with

these tubes, maybe just drink water, you pour it through the tubes and drink tea and water, and you have this device with you, but oh, and please show me what kind of object this is, this is the same, as they say, sobering-up station, portable, you can touch it, you need to, well, it's hard, i won't get pregnant... there are even some foreign inscriptions here, yes, and if, for example, you throw a coin in there, what will happen, where to throw a coin, will it fall more or dissolve, i call it tea with happiness, when they drink, tea with happiness, yes, tea and water, and a medelison, and you don’t have any options where you can use this tube, well, at least i wouldn’t hold it in my hands for so long, a rose, and secondly, i assumed.

and in general, there are many such inventors and craftsmen and how many people, according to statistics, fall for all this, all these tubes and how many people does it really help? in general, they really love miracles, they really want to, so that everything happens quickly by the magic tube, but in general our guests today look very.

memories, but this is my mother. yulia nachalova died very young, at 38, leaving her beloved daughter vera with her parents and ex-husband. i said that, unfortunately, i have very difficult news for you, that mom is no longer with us, that at that moment, that evening he experienced, only he knows. it is a great responsibility to tell your child that his mother is gone. how

did yulia's only daughter experience this loss, what path did she go through after her mother's death? i 'm somehow really mega-strong, i somehow pulled myself together, that is, our exclusive 5 years of adult life of a girl who decided, at all costs, to become a star in memory of her famous mother, when you came into the world, my life changed, i will always be with you, exclusive with dmitry borisov on saturday on the first. here is nikolai, why do you need a wife, you are not burdened with luxury, because luxury must be looked after, you do not need to monitor, you you all say, here is the catchphrase, the password, there will be a wife, everything will be, what is it

for who says that, no, don't you say that, and how do you say it, and do you want me to buy a wife right away for this? no, look, that's not it, nikolai, we are talking frankly and openly, everything as it is, look, that is, you as an adult, you will perceive everything normally, you say, i need a woman with concepts, so that she lives by my rules, just explain it to me, then, and what are you for, what is she for, it is clear to you for what, will make your life easier in old age, and what do you do for her, i am generally a supporter of giving a woman everything first, then demanding something from her, she should.

hello, my name is nastenka, perhaps it is with you that we will merge in

creative ecstasy today. nice to meet you, anastasia, accept the bouquet. thank you. anastasia , 42, tutor of russian language and literature, lives in moscow, loves the pool, visiting spa zones and going to karaoke, dreams of living in a castle on the seashore, is proud that she decided to give birth to a second child, admits that she is straightforward, warns that she will live on the territory of a man, when anastasia's husband stopped coping with her increased libido, she realized that she could not guarantee him libido. but the bust is impressive, yes, the bust is impressive, a beautiful woman, how many years have you lived with a man, have known each other for 20, been married

for 19, how many children have you given birth to, two, wow, so 19 years old, suddenly on you, it happens, apparently, you are registered somewhere on the networks, they told you there about libido, and that you deserve it, to get pleasure, well, yourself i wanted to develop somehow, something at... wanted to let me go to all these classes, he says: everything is fine with us anyway, why do you need to learn anything else, and how did you explain it to him? as i explained it, i say, i want to diversify something, improve something, and he

says: listen, don't bother me, fry me some potatoes with onions, get them from the salted fire, what do you miss, we'll watch a movie together now, it's good, yes, we'll make some dumplings, get this nonsense out of your head, in principle that's how it was, though, you don't need to communicate with your girlfriends, you're not on the course you need to, you don't need to study psychology, well, as they say, holy... there's no empty place, you found someone on the side, there were many admirers, but then one appeared, who - yes, such a one , you know, he wrote under the balcony of a multi-story building, in paints about his love, something like that , well, he was 5 years younger than me, well, and my husband probably read something too, he read, but he didn't know, nazk, go, that fool wrote something again, he didn't know that it was for me, no one knew, well, but to be honest, he wrote... he did a lot, but it was just such a relationship, how can i say, i'm just i felt that he was an admirer, an admirer, he did everything, such beauty, but not in an adult sense,

i really didn’t expect from her at all that she was a sexual woman, that she wanted something new, and what do you think, after 20 years , have you just gotten tired of each other with your husband, or why? you know, no, we haven’t gotten tired, in principle i consider my marriage a happy one, so it worked out with that lover, no? it worked out, no, that is, while i was married, he courted me very beautifully, in general, everything was beautiful, you know, unusually beautiful, but then i realized that it was more of a show than a show, because when it was time to take responsibility, yeah, yeah, but oddly enough, your husband found himself a new wife very quickly after the divorce, yeah, it seems to me that he was already in some kind of relationship with her, maybe he was already familiar with her, maybe that's why you had intimacy so rarely, you weren't happy with it? i wouldn't say that intimacy was rare, but i still wasn't happy with it, that is, it was of poor quality - what a word i came up with, yes, he's a philologist, yes philologit, that's right philologit, yeah

, so, and nikolai, you are still looking for a housewife, yes, but besides the fact that she will be, she should love to walk with you along the arbat, even at night, such a romantic, but still, as they say, cleanliness in the house, for the delicious smells, this is welcome, right? i can say, i don't like home cooking, i think it takes too much time, you know, you just the most that you can do is microwave an omelet very well, it's just that anastasia doesn't like to clean, she has a woman to do the housework, she has a woman, who has been cleaning for 10 years, her daughter cooks, so you will even go to restaurants very well, actually, as you and history, what about you...

of course, dedicated to all the girls, wow , wow, what ears around, wow , what a, what a body positive woman, and yushkin-koshkin, cold,

would wish for you, rivers, rivers, rivers, you are in the rivers with me, i would like to troll-la-tappal with you now, let's go to the movies with me, sloch not to the movies, yes, yes, even to the moon, i don't care where i am to the raspberries, shakes his head, stop flies in, you are so sad, cold collinka, eyes are bursting, left, right vtolok, oh-oh-oh-oh, marin berry. they were simply attracted to each other like a magnet, thank you very much, elizaveta, take the flowers and go with your friend, thank you, well, you lit it up, i want to tell you, yes, fire, girl, fire, andrey and anna, what do you say, how do you like it, and i just think that for a philosopher , that very spark is needed, on the one hand, which lights it, but on the other hand, i have known

nick for a very long time.

people, time flies unnoticed, two stars, well, dear friends, in the circle of talented fathers and sons, on sunday on the first, introduce to... the second bride, come, hello, you are so sweet, like the chishirsky cat, very nice. let's walk. olga, 46

years old, singer, was born in the village of sokolovka, primorsky krai, lives in moscow, paints pictures, enjoys horse riding, dreams of trying the fugu fish, is proud that she is alive despite the predictions of palmists. admits that she considers the fate of a superstar her personal tragedy. olga still cannot forgive herself for the fact that the love affair was hasty. she divorced her husband, hoping that nikolai will not judge her. hello, hello, the singer is fond of horse riding, look, what a pretty woman, i would actually even like to repent to my husband that it happened this way. really, when you enter show business unprepared,

it's dizzy. my head and star fever overtook me, and i made the biggest mistake in my life, i lost a wonderful person. because i forgot about the whole world, the most important thing for me was the spotlights and life on stage, and family and the most valuable thing that can be in this life, faded into the background, and i want now, right now, if my husband, my ex, sees me, to repent, forgive me, please, i never wanted this , i did it because i didn’t know that it would turn out like this. and i understand that i lost the most valuable thing i had in this life, forgive me, please, oh, it’s really a tragedy, it’s true, somehow i don’t believe it, in stanislavsky’s words, i don’t

believe it at all for a second, as she left, they rushed into all heavy lovers, yes, rather not a lover, rather an idea, because the person who deceived me, this is a person, he too... in show business, we had the same aspirations, and i forgot that these aspirations, they are just show business, she is in pain, i just see that she is in great pain, she is bad, very, of course, she is such a desperate woman that she came to this program at all, you even understand, to get a divorce, i literally in the sense of this word my man, i simply dragged him by the hand to this damned registry office, and us... i never i didn't look at the money, no, well he said that he would make you a star, look, what a star, well, to make you a star, you need money, who goes there without money now, moreover, i

want to tell you, i've been without money for 6 years, i created my own radio station, i write my songs, no , she sings, it seems, according to him, according to her appearance, well, i think, that's what i mean, an actress. how many times have you been married? three, do you have children? no, no, no, it didn't work out, yeah, well, you probably don't dream of children anymore, right? why? i would like to, well, i wouldn't, that would be great, if in fact it was possible to establish or adopt? well, for now you are married to the stage, yes to work, the stage is, as she correctly said, a rose, for show business, you need money, and what do you earn now? now i work at a radio station, i spin a car. tell me, dear, so i understood that all our bride 's problems are from star fever, this, and are there any means to cure this? well, of course there are, and you came to us in time, just take nikolai's tube,

pass some water through it, drink, and any star fever will be lifted as if by magic, i guarantee it, please show me a surprise, can you, yes? the weather started singing, the wind is angry, the snow is swirling, like stars in the sky, you and i are flying like birds, from the hill, and for tomorrow, the evening

will come so early, it's already dark outside, oh, how stubborn you are! thank you, friend, take the flowers and

go into the room, well listen, what do you think, why does he need an artist, does he need an artist at all, or does he need a woman, fire, andreyanna, what do you say, well, perhaps, i can't imagine more negative advertising for a bride to herself, she came. it is not clear to apologize to her ex-husband or find a new groom, no, in general everything here, of course, this is not the address, but i already have some kind of heartfelt. such pity for the bride, i expected that now they would insult me, say, where are you climbing, which one even read some sympathy and understanding in her eyes, she is so good, as if she knows everything about show business, she just she just understood me, she is such a good, beautiful woman, she has, look, she has an apartment, a car, he is a radio station, was would she have come up with this radio station, no? take this straight away, you will remove this very

sincere girl, and what do you think, madam? i also think that she is a very good girl, by the way, i made inquiries, here is olga's song on olga's radio station, in the chart of olga's best songs in first place, here i am there and the reaper, and the reader, the nadudey, the greek, and i spin the car, meet the third nevesai, good luck! hi, i will be your lighter today, i am with angelica, kiss where more than one man for a good evening, and why? yes, well because that no man has ever kissed here.

angelica, 49, manager of a french restaurant, lives in moscow, is raising her grandson, enjoys yoga and dancing, recently discovered traveling, dreams of learning to sing. angelica was unhappy in her marriage with her tyrant husband for 30 years of her life, when she decided to leave him, he died suddenly, hoping that with nikolai she would find her happiness. i just feel like i even have goosebumps on my body, he soon died suddenly when angelica blocked oxygen to him, this is the very nutrition, did not let him eat herself anymore, well i was 17 years old then when we met, we had known each other for 5 days, and after these 5 days he asked me to marry, a month later we got married, i don’t know him, accordingly, i agreed, we had children, yes, i have two adult children,

the eldest is 31, the youngest is 27, two boys, and liz, there are such cases, we have known each other for 5 days, i dated my ex-husband for a month and a half, no big deal, how did his cruelty manifest itself, well he could wake up the children and me at night, that is, at first me, respectively, then the children, and put us. in the middle of the room tried to find out the reason, why, for example, the children had a two in their diary, why i couldn't fix this two there, or why i didn't keep track of what about well, what well, sit down, the children were afraid of him, yes, of course, that's why they couldn't contradict him, that's why they stood, listened, eyes on the floor, yes, yes, he beat you, yes, the children saw, yes, that it seems, he is her savior, maybe, by the ninety-fifth anniversary of oleg strizheny. every mortal has the right to desire passionate love,

an artist of heavenly beauty, huge blue eyes that are absolutely identical to the sky you are looking at, your eyes are exactly like blue water, it was impossible to go anywhere with oleg alexandrovich, you go somewhere and immediately get the attention of women, my grandfather always supported me, we discussed the role with him, it was a great luck to have the opportunity to consult with a master of such magnitude, once i called...