we'll return it, what happened to grandma? so, when was it a year ago, be careful, klavida sergeevna, step, we're coming, klavda sergeevna, we're coming, and where's seryozha's grandson? did you forget seryozha? seryozha went to a pioneer camp for all summer, and he took his jacket with him, without a jacket he'll catch a cold right away, he took it, he took it.

such is the business, she herself goes to clients who have been attacked by collectors and for a percentage of the debt she gets involved for them, how does she know that they are mine? nagozh, you figure it out yourself, where is the leak there, andrei petrovich, we'll figure it out, i'm sure that this is a misunderstanding, now in the nineties, we work differently, and we with shaggy, sometimes we like the old-fashioned way. i was always interested in how people become artists, your parents are also artists, no, an engineer, on retirement, where do they live phone, they have been gone for a long time, my condolences. my

father also died, died, i was still just a kid, it's sad, here's a watch he gave me for my sixteenth birthday, i look at it now, he remembers, and did your parents leave you something as a keepsake, or did they leave me something as a keepsake of my parents. no, they didn't leave me anything like that.

this is cheap crap. listen, let's do it this way, i promise, i 'll pay off the debt by the end of the week, i have to be paid for one painting, and you 'll give me your mother's ring, come on, no, no, you have no creator of faith, yes, well, i got it, what do you say? yes, there is

a brand, in the form of such a flower, and three letters, k, how much is it, how much, eh , did you swallow the ring or something, you've already swallowed it, it doesn't happen that a person was in your life, he disappears, even if he dies, he won't recognize that child who lost the most precious thing, his mother, 5 years ago. i don't think that i am without her. i have a pile of memories, but this is my mother. yulia nachalova died very young, at 38, leaving her beloved daughter, vera, with her parents and ex-husband. i said that, unfortunately, i have very difficult news for you, that mom is no longer with us. what he experienced at that moment, that evening, only he knows. it is a great responsibility to tell your child that... that his

mother is gone. how did yulia's only daughter survive this loss, what path did she take after her mother's death? i am somehow really , somehow super-strong. it was all somehow so here she took herself. that is, our exclusive 5 years of adult life of a girl who decided, at all costs, to become a star in memory of her famous mother, when you came into the world, my life changed, i will always be with you, exclusive with dmitry borisov, tomorrow on the first. probiy ilona pichkovskaya, lawyer, and that everything,

everything that you can dig up, address, family, what she eats, what she drinks, who she sleeps with, especially who she sleeps with, there is a suspicion. that one of ours is friends with her organisms, why are you sure that one of ours is friends with her organisms, with her body, because someone is leaking information to her, and this is only a sexual interest, otherwise i don’t understand why take risks, i’m an artist, i work with naked... nature, for me the female body is an instrument for understanding god’s providence, snezhana hit me with a tunic on my head, here are the balls left, stop chatting, i’ve been here with you for 3 hours, you can’t puke, let me try, but

it doesn’t work, you see, so i’m thinking, maybe we can hide your belly with a kitchen knife and not remove your finger? i think this is a bad idea, and what are you going to do with your body? take it to the forest or throw it in the lake? where is your nearest lake? they will look for me and come to you, but who will look for you? who? clients, art lovers, journalists, friends, everyone! yeah, no one will look for you, did you show up? i'm leaving, that's great, that's great, you go, and i'll be there at the end of the week! i'll find the money and pay off the debt, you'll go with me, but why, so that i can be there when the ring naturally comes out of you, listen, i'm fine here, listen, i have a client appeared, he ran away from me for 2 weeks, you choose, either you go with me, or cut open my stomach,

snezhina is my guiding star, my guardian angel, my nerves decided to be jealous of me, to whom, to a model, to a dummy,

especially since i had nothing with her, well, just physical contact. but i had to feel, a female portrait requires complete nudity, this is spiritual, physical, only in this way can i penetrate the metaphysical essence of a woman. go drinking, copied, you'll splatter, i'll be careful.

and you know what, look at me. yes, vitaly, did you prepare copies of the lakhmatov contract for me, hello? hello, hello, vitaly, can you hear me,

the lakhmatov contract, and what should i do? nothing, i can't do anything. here goes, attention, an image is being born, i'm a black

gangster, i'm a rapper, i'm a black gangster rapper, yo, not that, what, not that, what are you talking about, and i 'll find out what, how much, yo, shut up, who did you tell that to, i didn't hear, repeat, who were you talking to just now, yo, you need to drink less, why, i 'm not talking to you, do you hear, where's the granny, open the door, open the door, he said,

you seem to have run out of money today anyway, maybe to this restaurant, maybe let's go home, we'll go to a restaurant, okay, a restaurant, so to a restaurant, it's just that if it's for me, then it's not necessary at all, i don't want to eat, no, not for me, but for whom, and you have a date today, right, who is she? what's her name ? is she coming with a friend? is she coming with her mom and dad, with dad, why? and you have an introduction to

the bride's parents? got it? introduction to the bride's parents, and you're like this, look at yourself, what's this? so, what are you ready for? this is not my style at all. oh, maybe i should did you put the blue one too? i think there was one with stripes? let's go, wait, leave this here, here's another one, these are my favorite shorts, so now we arrive at the restaurant, you sit, you're silent, sometimes you nod, i see , i understand, i don't understand something, but what's the legend, what's the legend, well, i'm with you... not just a date, but a whole introduction to your parents, a responsible moment,

a lot in your life depends on this evening, igor, here we come together, well, even if it's just a date, how strange it would be, mom, dad are here, hello, let's get acquainted, and we both, oops, and what will they think, and how will they react, or will you say something about the ring, no need to say anything about the ring, that's what i'm saying. we need a legend, who i am, pay attention, an image is expected. i'm your psychoanalyst, i'll knock you on the knee with a hammer. psychoanalysts don't knock, but i will, you're undergoing comprehensive round-the-clock therapy with me, don't rush, i don't need comprehensive round-the-clock therapy, okay, you served in the army, i see that you did, pay attention, another image is born, i'm your colleague, a colonel of the airborne forces, i saved you

during training, one-day travel pass in moscow, well, look at yourself, what kind of colonel do you think you are? general, it's much simpler, you're my old friend who has a protracted depression, and i kind of pulled you out of it, a general with depression, although in our time anything can happen, and why am i depressed at all, and why is the general depressed, and how should i know, did your woman leave you, or something else, she's not a woman, my snezhanna is not a woman, she's the best person on earth, my divine. what kind of valadon is this? what kind of valadon is this? look in the reference books, i'm not going anywhere with you i won't go to any restaurant. come on, stop the car, i'll get out.

come on, come on, move, what are you telling me? can you come faster? over here, i'm sorry i'm late, i have a lot of work to do, maybe i could offer you some drinks, sparkling water, still water, juices, fruit drink, or maybe something stronger, what's your most expensive champagne, loi bolhom champagne, 157 a bottle, give me two, it's a joke, one, it's unnecessary.

who is this and what is he doing here? please explain who i am, what am i doing here? are you against it? yes, i am against it. we are all against it. well, if everyone is against it, then i'll go to my place, he literally doesn't let me go for a step, drags me everywhere with him, needs me. yes , in fact, he needs me, the thing is, he's an old friend of mine, my wife recently left him, and i'm kind of helping him get out of depression, so you're helping me, you threw out my shorts, almost new, by the way, i bought you new clothes, very expensive, if you 've noticed, don't lie, i saw discounts there, one thing for the price of two, you buy

him shorts, you throw out his clothes? yes, and what? why are you buying him clothes? why is he buying you clothes? because if you saw what he was wearing, you wouldn't be asking such questions, were they my favorite shorts? were they his favorite shorts? why did you bring him here? why do you need him here? what happened? everything is lost, romanovich exposed me, i failed. did you copy the documents? he will kill me. he won't

do anything to you. the documents. come on, give me the documents, you don't know him, for him, killing a person is a piece of cake, i will help you, we will put him in jail, no, that's it, enough, i shouldn't have gotten involved with you, so, forget about me, you don't know them, and i know so much about them that i'm not just scared, i'm fucking scared, well, you're an artist, "an artist, he's like a doctor, i told her, snezhana, i'm an artist, i'm like a doctor, how can you be jealous of a doctor, you can't be jealous of a doctor." well, these are actually different things, absolutely, well, it's like you came to the dentist, and he says take off your clothes, well, dentists don't take off their clothes,

usually, that's exactly it, what kind of games are these, igor, why are you taking off your clothes at the dentist's, i'm not taking off my clothes, dentist, well, that is, just now said, yes, i didn't say anything, oh, shal, do i understand correctly that you work with nude female nature. exclusively, how interesting, i'll paint your portrait, no, go ahead, great, i said no, when can i do it right now, i'm on luck, hey, hello, can anyone hear me at all, can i do it now, i 'm not busy, for fine work? i 'll need daylight of course, but electric lighting will do for the first sketch, yes, immediately to the office, i said

immediately, that's it, we're leaving, wait, and dinner, how offended, nothing i was offended, i just have a very urgent matter, i'm very glad to meet you, i'm very glad to meet you, let's go, wait, they brought a hot one. stay, and you go, yes, i want to sing and eat, don't come near me again, and don't call me ever.

sit quietly, don't show yourself, if you open your mouth, you drunk, i'll turn my head away, i get it, why are you so nervous, calm down, i'm calm, i'm absolutely calm, and that's good, you won't make a sound, i understand, i understand, what's not to understand, i don't care at all, here i am... what problems, jambs, how do you even stand it? eagles, we warmed a rat to our bosom, who's the rat? tell me, romanovich, haren, programmer, vitalya, we need to find him, the sooner we find him, the less pain we will feel. romanovich, what happened? he hacked a bank, a ton of money, a million green dollars. no need

to start pouring out, whoever finds vitalya first gets a year's bonus, an unscheduled vacation. and also, if vitalya suddenly gets hit by a truck or falls from the fifteenth floor, i won't cry , okay, go on, go on, don't pay attention to me, this is happening to me, what do you mean, this is happening to me, why did you bring him here, who is this, this is our client? artist lopatkin, over there from here, something, if he hits,

we need to find him urgently, listen, maybe tomorrow, i'm going to have a hard day today, you? if you and i don't find the programmer first, don't bring him back alive , it's the end for us, and what does it have to do with me, why are you constantly dragging me into this, have you ever heard what they do with unnecessary witnesses?

listen, i didn't sign up for this, what about the shooters, the showdown, the final shot to the head, who gets the final shot to the head, who gets it for everyone? a shot to the head, that's unpleasant, i shouldn't have been seen at the meeting, and i shouldn't have been drag to your gatherings, but you shouldn't have eaten the ring, but you shouldn't have pressured me, i said i'll return the debt at the end of the week, stop, we need to find the vitalii programmer first, otherwise if someone else does it, for example anton, he'll kill him, i don't know who anton is, for example, and if you find

the programmer, what then, well, if i... then everyone will stay alive, both you and him, how is that, well, how is it, the programmer will stay alive, romanych won't need to remove you as a witness to the preparation, the liquidation of the programmer, the liquidation, he's in trouble, let me go, okay, let's give him the ring and get lost, how am i going to give it to you now, this is a process, well since it's a process, come on, get in the car, i've said

everything, is there anyone? yeah, al, don't you remember me? is vital at home? i don't know, none, vital, i don't remember you. you too. he gave him a ride and put a case of beer. they're friends. yeah, i'm his friend, dugin. igor dugin. i don't know any of their vital friends. i'll call the police now. listen, girl, here's the thing. are you going to scare her now? don't pay any attention to him, he's been very anxious lately, we really need vitali to go with us, because if vitali finds him first, let's say anton, he'll kill him, and we won't kill vitali, maybe, alon, alon, well, actually it's illegal and impolite to break into someone else's home without an invitation, shut up. i

won't go, you'll go, you won't go, you'll go, i said i won't go, but i, i won't go, i'm not. igor, come here, what, do you see, two glasses, and what, does that mean she wasn't alone here, does that mean there were two of them, pinkerton, i looked through the whole apartment, no one, you scared them off,

i'm going to look for this vital now. i had such a chance, everything is gone now, he'll go into hiding, relax, think, if you needed to hide somewhere, where would you go, think, come on, think, why should i? he tells me where to look for him, look for people, beat them, torture them, hide corpses, this is your profession, i 'm going to start hiding your corpse now, just don't take it out on me because of your professional incompetence, alla baselina, who is this, and who is his girlfriend, yaroslavl region, city krasnoselsk, derzhinsky street, house one, apartment six, do you think vitaly went to krasnoselsk only because there was a letter on the refrigerator, it's not just a letter, it's a letter from the tax office, and that means that alla is registered in krasnoselsk, you never know who is registered where, it seems like your vitaly didn't really

think through his escape routes, since he came here to hide, that means he doesn't have many options now, and he really did rob a bank. oh, what's wrong with your stomach, oh, it's gone, oh, how are you, close the door, you're distracting me, i support you, morally, if you stand there above me and support me morally, i won't succeed at all, okay, don't pull it off, you'll pull it off by accident, go, go, i've never pulled anything off by accident in my life, oh, they're back, and i worried in vain, hello,

hello, let go, that's it. stop butting heads, kazlatura, i said it clearly, a programmer is not your problem, and why are you without flowers, without candy, someone upset you, yeah, well, no matter, if anything, contact me, i 'll help you, thank you, i can handle it myself, so quiet, and what are you doing here anyway, and where are you programmer vitalik and his devita, i don't know, they left, but he missed them, romanich, you missed them, who am i, i missed them, i'm the opposite? i wanted to stop, but not the nimble ones once-once and once-once yes-yes-yes, we didn't even have time to blink, as they once, quickly, youth, again he, wait a minute, alas, i

have nothing to please you with, you didn't pull it off there, you didn't pull it off, but i have nothing to please you with, you definitely didn't pull it off, you definitely didn't pull it off. "i'm really exhausted, what are you looking out for there, and he didn't pull it off." he didn't pull it off, yes, it smells very, and why shouldn't he have pulled it off,

well, how can i say, a folk omen, when i dream of something that i didn't pull off, it means money, it's not a dream, it's lying there, when... it's lying, and not a dream, even better, i understand, let's go, so in the morning you take the painter to the notary, he must sign a power of attorney, what power of attorney, for his dacha, dacha, his debt is a pittance, well , it's better for us, the difference is ours, i'm telling you, there are no pittance debts, there aren't. i got it, yeah, in general, in the morning the client must be ready to sign anything, i got it, i got it, he seems to be on this case, so in the morning the client should be in the appropriate condition, don't worry about the notary, he knows

, he got it, so he'll sober up, make a fuss, then we need to make sure he doesn't sober up, never, got it, got it, well, that's good, that's it, let's go. i'm kind of tired, me too, i need a drink, a very strange story, vitaly hacked the bank instead of going into hiding with a million dollars, came here to ali with a bottle, i told you, and in general, with a million dollars you don't buy the cheapest cabernet.

strange, i urgently need to go to this krasnoselsk, let's go, why such a rush, nobody knows the address, and it's elementary to check the address, like on the internet, by name, surname, by phone number, through the cops in the end, igor, you understand me correctly, but i don't want to go anywhere, that is , as for me, there are enough adventures.

i want beer, why do i need to drink beer, or something stronger, no, i have no time. in general , it is customary to feed and water hostages, i'm tired, there is a record, if you want, i can handcuff you to an oak tree somewhere in the forest, obustrev you'll talk to the oak tree, i 've been talking to the oak tree all day long, all you know is how to threaten and scare, threaten and scare, you like your job, a normal job, no worse, no better than others. no worse than a scientist, a teacher, a doctor, doctors also sometimes

cut off legs, which means the same, and you often cut off legs, a part of you that is not spoken of, here again a threat, here you are after all a single-celled being. repeat, please, faster, faster, please, wait, i have to pay, well!

derzhinsky street, house number one, what's next, i have to wait, i think we arrived before him, why did he decide that, because we arrived by car and... probably, with a million dollars by train, well, he couldn't take a taxi, well , he's a simple guy, he might not have guessed, you have to be very simple, very slow-witted, if he's so slow-witted, how did he hack the bank, i don't know, well, what are you going to do with him, are you going to, when you catch him, take him to moscow, hand him over to romanovich, hand him over to romanovich, how uncertain you are. i'll bring him to moscow, hand him over

to romanovich, get a bonus, i'll go with irina, maybe with irina, maybe with someone else, call irina, apologize, irina, girl excellent, you'd have to look for someone like her, did you like it? i want to paint her portrait from a purely artistic point of view, fig you i 'm worried about you, how old are you and you're still not married? it's about time, look, we have an expert on family life here, i know a lot about women, what are you doing, this is temporary, help, what are you doing? that you're local, you shouldn't

get involved, you yourself were not taught as a child that girls need to be saved, that... well, that's it, you're dead people, where did you come from so smart, yeah, come on, i don't seem to be local, i was driving through from the championship, stopped at your place hole, to restore law and order,

in my opinion he did that, that, dealt with a gentle girl drunk man, well done, oops, another one, like a non-local, do you hear, go ahead and get out of here, but i can't pass by, have you forgotten? that you are expected at the notary's today? not quite, i said that you would be there in the morning, i don't have time, how can you not have time? i have things to do, and where are you anyway? i'm out of town, what's going on? well, what's going on? i explained to you in russian what you have to do. is the artist ready? halfway, but i'll try,

try even better. how are you, are you feeling unwell? do you want me to give you mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, no need, i'm feeling better, let me introduce myself, nikolai ilona, ​​thank you, nonsense, you're not worried, especially since it's all over, it's good that i happened to be passing through here this early morning, oh! you're bleeding, we're drinking coffee, you're with us, what coffee, where to, and

you don't have any champagne for me and my girlfriend, nikolai, what kind of champagne morning, especially since i'm driving, "i thought you'd keep me company, you know , i like to tickle in the morning after a warm-up icy bubbles of the palate, please bring me 300 g of cognac and an apple to snack on, nikolai, you are still very brave, in general i adore men who can stand up for the honor of a lady, how did you so cleverly scatter them, you are one, there are three of them, that is, there were two of you, but i don’t think you even had time to come up, right?” “ to tell the truth, i just, and don’t even say it, i didn’t have time to blink, as nikolai put all three of them in, a beast, in our team they called a beast, so you are an athlete, a world champion in mixed martial arts, once even saved my life during training, what are you saying, listen to him more, he 'll tell you such things about me now, that is

, you didn't save his life, well, how could you not save him, you saved him, of course, it's just that he wasn't the only one there, there were a whole bunch of them. what do you do? i'm a lawyer, i work in moscow, i came to see a client, got out of the car for a walk, and there were these hooligans, so if it weren't for you, i don't even know what i would have done. they were lucky, our champion is getting old, in the old days everyone would have had to. it got to the point that i started thinking before hitting, and where are you meeting with a client, let us show you the way. just in case, no, no,

luna, i want to paint your full -length portrait, oh, you also paint? yes, i paint. how versatile you are. so are you ready? for what? for an oil portrait? but why not? so what are we waiting for? well, maybe the bill? because i really have to go now. waiter, the bill, please. what woman? i 'll paint her portrait today. in this state, hardly, what's wrong with my state? i'm in a great state,

i've never been in a better state, i i'm almost out of depression, i'm ready to write and create again. well, how long are you going to run from them? no, i'm just curious, a year or two, or maybe your whole life? i don't know yet, i need to think. we need to think, give me the flash drive with the documents, romanovich will be in jail this evening, he has so many connections, i'm not sure, vitalik is not sure. i apologize, i'll give you that i interrupt your small talk, what are you doing, this is actually illegal, what's going on, adi her,

stop, i'm warning you, this is kidnapping a person under 15, article 126, think about it, think very carefully, vital, vital, are you alive? convince the car, or you open the door right now, or i'm calling the police, call, and not just the image, you know that your client is in roses, but why is that, for what? he is a simple programmer, i am a simple programmer, yes, he is a simple programmer, for example, theft, he hacked a bank, you hacked a bank, i hacked a bank, and i hacked a lot, a lot, more than a million in dollars, oh well, why haven't i flown away somewhere to goa yet, am i an idiot, why hasn't he yet... what is he, an idiot? why aren't you on the phone yet? why aren't we on the phone yet? are you an idiot? an idiot? you're not an idiot, are you? i'm not an idiot. he

didn't hack anything. the thieves are murderers, and vitaly helped me prove it. he was collecting information. romanch found out and came up with this story about the bank. it's all somehow confusing, i didn't confuse it, and it's not for me to unravel it. don't you understand that he 's going to kill him? the debtors' apartments, and then these debtors mysteriously disappear. i have all the documents on a flash drive, i can show them now, i don't care, we'll get to moscow, there they'll figure it out, you work for a killer, sooner or later you'll become one yourself, i'm telling you again, we're going to moscow, you choose either painfully in the trunk, or quietly and here, i 'm not going anywhere, vital, uncle kolya, and it's not me, you've grown up , you bastard, i'm different, vitalik, i'm saying you've grown up, well, get off, come on, you've crushed your vital organs, i don't understand if you know each other or

not, absolutely not, i didn't recognize you, it happens, although it's a little offensive, i recognized you, grandpa kolya, it's just not me, who's not me, i, not me, i'm a different vitalik, it happens, how many years have we not seen each other, 10 years, uncle kolya, only you and you haven't seen another vitalik for 10 years? you don't know me at all, so i can't tell if you know each other or not, well vitalik says no, they know each other, i don't know, vitalik, and you know each other, alla, let's not now, okay, ilona is just wondering, ilonochka, are you here, uh, uh, close the door, listen, let's get back to the car, girls, i missed something.

gotcha, come on, get up, come on, get up, anton, give vitalik back, he's mine, what do you mean yours, did you privatize him or something, give me the programmer back, i found him first, i took him first, stop, what are you doing, put your fart down, a weapon in the wrong hands, is it safe, will you shoot something off yourself? i 'm going to shoot something off of you now, got it? there's a little hook on that thing you're holding, you don't have to press it, are you deliberately provoking me, yes, i'm the opposite, i'm the opposite, i 'm quiet, quiet, quiet, stand, i'm the opposite, trying to teach you basic safety precautions, i'm tired of what's going on here, everyone get into their cars quickly, otherwise i

'll shoot his head off, okay, okay, of course, what, but we won't catch up with them without the keys, and where are you, looking for the keys, and you're like that just let him go, didn't you see that he was a half-wit and could have shot, so what are we going to do now, are we going to go after him, we'll catch up

and save vitalik, will you call your colleague ? thank you, i somehow didn't miss him, tell him that i have the flash drive with copies of the documents and that if he doesn't return vitalik, i 'll call the police. yes, dzhigurda, you know that vitalik took away and forgot the flash drive, what flash drive, i say, i forgot, which flash drive, how, which one, with copies of the documents, vitalik, and who has the flash drive with copies of the documents, bually, i'll be there now, come on

we are waiting. this is a turn of events, and i think the times of the wild forgotten are already gone, sometimes it does not return, and you have permission for it, and of course, clients come across different situations, you understand. where is the flash drive, where did you hover? where is the flash drive? no, alla, do not give him

the flash drive, shut up, exchange! "no, do not do this, you do not understand, this is a guarantee of our safety, as soon as they get the flash drive, they will kill us all, well, we will see who will win, really, igor, no, do not do this, i forbid it, you will have to give it, this is the only option, give it to me, do you have very beautiful eyes, i will definitely paint your portrait." what are you talking about, give it back, spit out the flash drive, spit it out, come on , ant, come on, dugin, dugin, what are you talking about, i'll tell you all about the romance, you've really pressured me, tell me, don't give a damn, how i hate you, and you know that you're against the romance , so you're a corpse, you're not an athlete

either, you don't smoke, you don't drink, you run around fitness centers. i don't give a damn what a person like you thinks about me, come on, artist, hold on, back. what's going on there? where is anton, why isn't he picking up the phone? anton, i said, what do you mean, where's the flash drive? the flash drive is in a safe place, what do you mean in a safe place, vitalya? vitali with me, that's good.

rebellion, betrayal and no respect for the elder, to the horses, we need to intercept this dugin, otherwise

he'll give us all up, let's go, let's go, they're in krasnoselsk, so what are we going to do now,

and you're not just an artist, i've known uncle kolya since childhood. were nearby, i said that i didn't recognize uncle kolya, i recognized you, you, in fact, uncle kolya, decisively changed my fate, i wanted to become an artist, uncle kolya taught me to draw. but thanks to uncle kolya i realized that painting was not my calling, and i was determined

to become a programmer when i discovered that uncle kolya had become our client, i decided to help him a little, well, i hid all the data about my relatives, then i found a lawyer, ilona, ​​who was just dealing with debtors,

let's go back, back, back, we can't get through here, faster!

well, dugin, are we there? dugin, come out, i don't want to ruin your car, it can still be sold, pay the boys a bonus, they are all in the car, and dugin is both a programmer and an artist, great, and where have you been, where, i was chasing, chasing, okay, we'll sort it out later, come out one by one, dead men, what's wrong with you? and

you decided to fight, it means you don't want to do it kindly, fruits, i'm giving you 5 minutes, no, five is

too much, three, romanovich, i can't think of anything, it's not enough, flash drive, throw me a flash drive, flash drive , a small chance, elon, if you break free, we'll still haggle with romanovich, ilona, ​​leave immediately, i'm rushing! what are you doing? what is she doing? everyone earns as they can. well done, ulonochka. igorek, come out. i have the flash drive. we have another minute. okay, i'm going. where are you going?

sit down, don't stick your head out, popadkin, stop drinking, what?

vitali, if you really had hacked the bank, we would have gone to goa, now we don't even have a flash drive, and i copied the flash drive when we were driving in the car, i have it on my tablet in the cloud in... three places, wow, that's what my school is.

pick up your shoulder blades, well, will your snezhana come, i hope she comes. i sent her an official invitation, well, she will definitely come, you sent an official invitation, well, if you sent an official invitation, then will come, well, something like that, higher, zakhar, well , just like everyone else, yes, higher is this edge, this is a little

lower. daddy, i missed you so much, daddy, i'm so proud of you. who is this? railroad rails, what rails? well, what rails, snezhana? sleepers-sleepers,

a late train was coming. you thought i wouldn't recognize oksanka vasilyeva, my best friend. these are rails, these are not reals, these are oksanka's legs. hello, great looks, evening in the hut, an hour of joy, brothers, i didn't kill your granny, i swear i didn't, what granny, what are you talking about, wait, wait, so it's you, here

this is a fortification, a lucky one, the stall was broken, she is alive in a nursing home, she is near voronezh. what, did you put my granny in a nursing home?

betpochady leaf, melting in a slow circle, sadly performing a dance near the ground, leaves burn without regret, even when the summer term has not passed, but they managed to serve, before they fell as ashes on the sand, fall, fall, fall, fall foxes, well and ... let the light be more transparent. in memory, memory, in memory, in memory , faces. those who are not around today. fall, fall, fall, fall leaves, well and let

but transparent light, in memory, in memory , in memory, in memory of vice, of those who are not around today, leaves are falling, falling, falling, falling, well, so be it, but transparent light, memory. of those who are not around today, of those who are not around today, hey, of those who are not around today, oh! hello everyone, dear friends, you are watching a podcast not in the format, as always in our studio we have

my wonderful co-hosts karina cross and valya karnaval, i am anton lavrentiev, behind me is the gypsy band, and this is the guitar, roman, drums, anton, keys natalia and bass guitar alexey, our guest today is a composer, musician, film actor, enlightener of women's hearts, alexander buinov, in our second track guests can replace a visit to a psychologist, for example, a girl with a multi-million audience, incomparable, amazing, adored asia, good evening, hello, asia, tell me please, this is a pseudonym, what does it mean, in general, asia from ancient arabic, in my opinion, is called healing with a word, is translated as healing with a word. and in my youth, when i took this pseudonym, i was a very romantic person, and you know,

i think, as you name the ship, so it will float, in theory i have always focused on the lyrics in my songs, probably something like that, wait, in my youth, well yes, age 26, i am familiar with your work, you, well maybe to be honest, maybe not to say, have a musical education, yes, of course, it is audible, because you are so gamochki. we will have a joint program, mom said: "nastya, this is such a delight, we

know everything, and indeed, when we i just started to listen to your work, i realized that i know almost every second by heart, and asya, have you prepared some kind of surprise for alexander, well, i don’t know how much of a surprise it is, in principle, this is a song that i sing always, everywhere, that we sing with friends to the guitar, when we have some kind of soulful gatherings, and let this song, we will sing along with you, someone will say, all roads are alike, someone will say, all the songs have been sung, but i walk with careless steps, i go in defiance of my fate, someone is hiding behind my mother’s wall, someone is tired and i am rooted to the bottom, and i

scream, everything is burning with a blue flame, i get drunk only one, well let's sing together, let the burden come to me again, the heart seal. school years with such a fundamental, probably, acquaintance with alexander gradsky. tell me in more detail, how did it happen, and you know that i have a little surprise,

look, here, and now let's return to history, you know, the story is this, specifically in the ninth grade, my whole passion for rock and roll began, one day i accidentally get into one group to play, then it was fashionable like this: you play at school, here at mgu in zone b and there is a band playing in the economics department, but they don't have a keyboard player, there were no keys back then , now there was only a royal piano, so i was breaking the piano with these fingers, and there on the steps of the moscow state university community center sits a guy with a sagging hat, he has one ear sticking out like this, he has a guitar called a klira, it lived with him for a long time, and he plays something familiar on it, i sat down, he says: what's your name? i say, sasha, and he says, my name is sasha too, let's create a band, right away, well, you recognize gradsky, yes, yes, yes, he says, i even have a name, i say, what, he says, skomorokhi, by the way, i

dressed up today, i had almost the same pants, with ox-bows, look, oh, my god. on top i just put on a bag, a bag, well , yes, for the head and for the hands cut out, so skomorokhi, we are like that, we rehearsed, we looked for other musicians for a long time, but our first performance was the three of us with the drummer polonsky and...

in yasnaya polyana, oh, lev nikolaevich tolstoy lived, he loved the village and the bathhouse, he walked around the village, in a bass voice, around the house of a sluunchan resident, aksinya.

somehow brightly, but at the same time they put faith in me, my vocal teacher at the institute said: "natenka, you are just a diamond, you just need to be cut, despite the fact that i sang crookedly past, but, but this is some kind of understanding that i have some kind of specialty, for me to feel, probably the most important thing in music is to simply have a soul, the ability to somehow open it up to people." my parents were also involved in music, but no one, as it were, not professionally developed this in themselves, my mother played the accordion, dad played the guitar, there was already music at home, you always had it, grandpa played it all the time, cool, you have a song about the wonderful feeling of love, and what influenced it so much, why is every song of yours permeated with this feeling of love, in fact , i had such a complex for a long time, i

am from a fairly happy family, i was lucky, somehow god leads me along the red line. and my whole life is filled with great love, that's probably why there is so much of this love in me, do you want to hand over the story? here we are we want, in fact, i have a song called the last weakness, this is my first such youthful song, i wrote it in such a rush of emotions, endless, just a boy who i really liked, he proposed to another girl, i found out about it, and i was upset, infinitely, literally a month ago this boy wrote to me and said: nastya, forgive me, i was a fool, i did you so... how everything really lets you go right away listen, but we want you to perform the song the last weakness, but not in its original version, and we decided a little her jazz, this is a song, the last weakness, my last weakness, you're going down

the aisle, and i'm going to success. it's even good that you didn't come, i'm not crying, it's an obstacle on the internet, i'm covering up my feelings with stupid laughter. you're going down the aisle, and i'm going to success, it's even good that you didn't come, i'm not crying, it's an obstacle on the internet , i'm covering up my feelings with stupid laughter, this is love, baby, it's all a joke, by the way, they got divorced, aces, i wanted to say, first of all,

thank you very much, you made my dream come true, you should have known how many episodes in a row, guys, i wanted to sit here and do something eat, sharpen, brazenly sharpen, i read that you were born in a very musical family and that you were literally tied with chains to musical instruments, tell me, is this true or not? lies and provocation, who of us was not tied to and we even have a saying with friends, if you were beaten for music, then you are a musician, if you were not beaten, then you have no, i don’t know who, even mozart was supposedly a genius, his dad still forced him to practice, you know, i had the same story, in our family everyone was a musician, in i mean, my mother was a conservatory student and four brothers, two graduated from the conservatory, i was the third, so i had a younger brother and my mother would say that i should just get an education, my older brother, well, more for some kind of stibalova, he probably did it, because she tied a chain around my leg, we had a big dog

, so she tied a chain around my leg and the legs of the piano, where the joke was to instill a love for the instrument, so that you know, so that you stand like this, where, where, my mother somehow once had a single conflict, which i had with my mother serious, i was sitting on sunday. playing the piano while she was ironing clothes for the week, one day she went to the bathroom to do something there, there was a piano, i was kicking it, i was kicking it, and it was an acoustic piano, a real one, it was impossible to find a tuner in our city, i am from the city of belovo, kuzbass, it is generally a small city, and my mother came out of the bathroom with some towel and chased me around the entire apartment, she says: are you kidding me? this is a wonderful musical instrument, how can you do that, in the end yes, since then somehow i treat it much more reverently, i received it, i realized it.

alexander, well there is something that you - play for the soul now precisely with love for the instrument, and you know, let's put it this way, i am a little carried away, yes by sklyabin's work, how would i play his preludes, i just have an imitation, or scriabin or memories of him? well, in that spirit, you are connected by a lot, you have experience, well, in the film industry,

by the way, asya wrote two amazing track, you have a soundtrack for a movie and a soundtrack for a show, let's maybe sing, easy with pleasure, all that shines for you is just a light bulb. i've just suffered enough, my darling will one day disperse into a cloud over my head, but for now stand your ground, you're just an empty space in this world, and it 's useless to talk to anyone like that, while everyone is chatting along the highway, you 're dragging yourself along the side of the road, barely breathing, but you want to live, and in order to live you have to move forward, and not... hope that someone will pick you up during a storm, look for a harbor it's pointless to hold out, your main goal is to hold out, because everything that shines for you is just

a light bulb, how much have you suffered, my darling one day a cloud will develop over your head, but for now stand your ground, stand still, everything that shines for you is just a light bulb, how much have you suffered. your parents raised you like a flower, in a flowerbed, the meaning of the song is about such a rather thorny path, you felt something that you wrote such listen, my mother is from a very large family, there are 14 of them, i have a huge number of nephews, brothers, sisters, and this is not always prosperous families and i have observed, communicated and seen since childhood and i simply understood since childhood that i was lucky, because there

is such a life and there is. like mine, and it was even, probably, more like an appeal to my there, i don’t know, sisters brothers, who were bad, whom i saw there with my own eyes, everything is fine, alexander, but you also had such a family that you were dressed in buttons, all this is beautiful, everything is so strict, and then you went out, you know, a cap, this little white dress for what, i prepared myself, but i had such a story, if i went to music school, my mother did it like this: i had a coat that was altered from my father's jacket, from a military one, he was a military pilot, then short stanishki on the side, and i guessed, bangs, bangs on elastic bands, and i walked, i had these bangs, some kind of boots, this music folder is a must and a beret, i hated it, it

meant that i was like, well, i'm intelligent. we also had sheds with firewood where , well, of course, i was ashamed of all this, i had stoves in every room, i was under the shed crawled under my there was a beret to change into there all these three-ruble harem pants such as tatar ones i put on. all these half-sneakers, something like that, that 's how it turned out, that's how i felt like a normal person. alexander, in fact, i have had one story with you for a very long time, the thing is that well, i'll show you a photo of one person now, that 's my father, and it's you, alexander, you'll laugh, wait a minute, you'll laugh, look,

you see, and we immediately turned into another program, just look everyone, this is my dad, well my dad didn't live with me when i was little, when my friends came to visit me, and alexander buinov performed his songs on tv, i told my friends that alexander, they all believed, well naturally i also told all my relatives that my dad is alexander...

well you won't turn off this tv, hello to you, thank you very much, listen, no, so much - the story touches us, we laughed, of course, here, but i imagine you, when you are, what, eight, 9, 10, up to 13 years old, and you kind of on principle, you understood that it wasn’t your father, or you just, well, you were very similar, and it seemed to me that well, well, it’s kind of understandable, you made it up a little and began to believe in it. i’m just sitting here now, listening, imagining the moment, like, well , the tv is just playing in karina’s house, mom is there with a vacuum cleaner, doing something, there’s bitter honey on her lips from the tv, what are you, oh my god, she turns off the tv, most likely it was like that, well, because you, you heartbreaker, not heartbreaker, but i started relationships with my women, always thinking that it would be for life, i swear,

that's how it was always, as soon as we met. and necessarily romantic relationships, no, it couldn't be any other way, necessarily with all these physical hugs, there kissing, with flowers, i don't know, well at that time, that was there somehow like this and like that, and it seemed to me that all this, i practically didn't have parallel novels, this little bird sang to me that you have a country house for guests, where there is a giant tent, you have a great time there, guests come to you, artists, you constantly do some concerts there, the house appeared, like everyone else, first, let's make a dacha, come on, where there is a plot, there is, it is in the area of ​​the krekshino station, we put the foundation, and for five years we just watched how it filled with water, i said, maybe we won't build it, look what a cool pool turned out, in the end we built it and as they say in the cartoon, the house of friendship, well, we built our house of friendship, in the future, a alena herself came up with the idea of ​​putting up a tent and i

came back from a tour, i see a miner, a huge tent, well, i don’t know, maybe the size of this studio or where you can see it now, wow, and like a circus, yes, we had a record number there. 80 people, wow, it ’s all on the table, at the tables, like a wedding, a stage, a stage, like this is the kind of stage we have, and we started, i had a dream, like, that musicians would come, guys, acquaintances, right away, yes, yes, these went to a session, to play there somehow, to rehearse, something like that did it, yes, and alena said, no, we will do everything so that as i like, but she made it so that you go in there and as if you don’t know, maybe... you want to immediately give the administrator the shoes you want not well, just cool, so give the floor the money for the corporate party right away, take off the stage, here are the instruments, the drums , all the things, please play, go, everything, asia

, you go to corporate parties and give yes yes, we watch no well, seriously, that is, most of all i have a corporate song, it’s called thank you, newlyweds always sing it at weddings. by the way, i have a story connected with this, it’s probably not very pleasant for me, but i’m used to the fact that usually guys celebrate me, that here we are to the song thank you, dancing the first dance, thank you for the song, then we come to chelyabinsk to our friends and there the wedding organizers, acquaintances, say that - the newlyweds will dance to your song, the bride is just a crazy fan, can you record a video congratulations for them, and i was in some kind of good mood, i say, let’s... i’ll fly in as a surprise myself, i'll make the guys happy, well, like, why not, yeah, they say, let's do it, it will be, of course, a delight, i'm flying literally in a month to chelyabinsk, we take a car, we drive to this tent in some field, there's a wedding,

a party, now i'm thinking, well, now the guys will be happy, and i'll be happy, how great it will be now, i go out and no one understands at all, what am i surprised about, what are you doing, what even happened, and i'm like, yeah, what an idiot, that is, people pay, are ready to pay money for me to drive through, here i am myself i took the initiative and came up to her and said: guys, maybe you didn't recognize me, i said: thank you for dancing to my song, today you're dancing your first dance, it's an honor for me to be here, to congratulate you personally, she said: who are you? i said, i'm a pepper, she said: oh, i get it, i said, i wanted to give you a song, maybe some kind of song, she said: i don't know any other, i just gave you a bouquet and left. yes, i thought, well , they brought me down to earth a little, they said, no need for any initiative, this is not a moscow act just now it was, it was yes, it was an act, an impulse of the soul, noble, noble, well, it didn't justify any expectations in general, asya, well, i didn't just

ask you about this for no reason, in order to get into the tent to alexander bulnov, you need to change your repertoire a little, we have a set of the best corporate party of any, so i... i'll give you these songs now, yeah, and accordingly, you need to perform them, to meet with love, the problem is difficult, the planet is spinning, round. cool one planet, well done, in the hustle and bustle of days, it's not easy, it's not easy, it's not easy, to love us,

the january blue sits, and the fishmonger lechout tuk friend , and the stars study in a circle, and cities live, people svitat. each other, pass by each other, people lose each other, and then they won't find, never find, and then they won't find, yo, as if you worked in karaoke, i worked, you worked, they screwed me there for money, i worked. from 8 to 8, from 8 in the morning until, oh, from 8 in the evening until 8 in the morning stood on these kobuluks, what's the name of this person who rushed, by the way, i don't even remember now wait, in what city it would be in moscow. so and what song remains farewell, op, but first

ila, farewell from all the fire, yes, they leave for distant lands, farewell, farewell, farewell, we part. forever under the white sky of january, farewell, promise nothing, and say nothing, but to understand my sadness, in the empty sky, look, you remember, sailed in the sky, suddenly two stars went out, but only now it is clear to me. what were they,

well and after the commercial awaits us. mig-21 is a wonderful aircraft. the pilot in

the cockpit of the mig felt confident. indication, attack. the first one connected everyone. pressed, went. and so four missiles launched, it happened, but within 10 seconds, probably not more. the su-27 takes off in the fifteenth. first it attacks, then we attack it, they all lost air battles and release a mediocre fighter. it's not difficult in general. if we are making a combat vehicle, then we have only one way out, to make it. volodya, here, please take the money, this is all because of me, i am guilty, i am

guilty of everything, take the money, buy a car, a new one or an old one, fix it. alyona, no, what are you saying? i beg you, just take the money, just don't call the police, they will kill me, you understand, and in our yard on sunday on the first, knee.

in cuba we performed it like this, i say: al group, cheerful guys, we swing all over the world, we don't care about the weather, where we'll have to spend the night, what we'll have to eat. theatrical stages for people like us, tramps , freshly planed boards, curtains on nails, we are living artists, we are on the road day after day and a van in an open field, this is our usual home and great talents, but understandable and simple, we are singers, musicians, and you, opana, izhuty, maybe

the microphone flew away, even, the vocals of passions, it is at you lita from... and alexander, i know that your favorite song by the group vesyolye rebyata is actually, don't worry auntie, yes, no, no, not that, why is it for fun we can of course sing it now, yes we can. and do you remember girls? oh, in vain, in childhood a long time ago, i remember, there was a movie on, there was a funny song playing, and it was going on for many years, the verse of this song, forever

etched in my memory, and to remember my childhood again, i went. well, something like that, opa, opa, opochki, i wanted to say that today is so warm, a soulful atmosphere, and i can just see that this musical magic happened, musical chemistry, so i wish,

only on our program there is a really real acquaintance of a new generation, amazing artists who are already wow, and i want to say. listen to good music, watch not the format, but this stage and we give in to asya. you are so positive, yes-yes-yes, my parents liked you, pa-pa-pa, you don’t swear at all, oh, you admire my little girl,

you generally hate sports, you don’t play with friends in the curling iron, you're going with me to a resort, having missed a drinking party with the guys. do you like watching tv series and all sorts of women's crap? i'm tired of the ideal, well, do at least something, at least start partying, but why are you so good, stop nagging again that i'll soon leave you, just wink once, to one of my girlfriends, i 'll show you how much you, you send me messages all day . you forget about the holidays, what a great guy, you love your classmates, before going to bed you're not the first to ask for forgiveness, always, you don't read books, while i'm lying i sigh, you admire your little dog bibi, and i

'm rocking out to janson, and you know, compared to you i'm some kind of harmful piece of crap, well you either become normal or leave me alone. start at least humming, why are you so good, stop nagging again that i 'll soon leave you, just wink once, to one of my girlfriends, i'll show you how strong you are? start at least partying, why are you so good, stop nagging again that i'm asking you soon, just wink once, to one of my girlfriends, i'll show you how strong you are but already.

greetings, dear friends, i'm vadim golygin, this is a podcast of jokes on the first, today i would like to introduce you to my great friend in all respects, i have lost 24 kg, by the way, roman yunusov, please love and favor, hello, dear, great, ronka, great, i lured you, you are always in some, and i am always happy to you, even despite what happened to me a few days ago, something else happened to you, right away with history, right away, you want right away with history, in general, what a wonderful guest, no need to drag it out with your fingers, but did you have anything amazing novel, a few days ago, literally a few days ago i was filming. in one project and there according to the script i am running away from collectors, we are filming runs, as i am running away from them, they are around the city - not in the building,

novel, you owe us money, i am like hosting some kind of concert, they are standing backstage, and i am running away from them, a new product - of this company, so i am running, filming a run, as i am running - backstage from the stage, they are behind me, i am going down the stairs, they are behind me, we are filming the moment where i am running down the corridor, collectors are behind me, i am like that i run at them... i look, turn around and don't notice the door frame and that's how it is for the neighbor, three vertebrae are displaced, the third rib is broken, i came to you now for the podcast sos, so if i shout out glory like oh-oh, this is not a syndrome, now roman will show us a somersault, now tell me please what needs to be filmed in this way, what product, where are they chasing you? well, there is such a company that allows you to go bankrupt completely legally, i understand,

very interesting, in general, the door frame attacked me, and now i'm here to you, but this your jamb, you know, and not the doors, you know, rum, this is that despite everything, i am with you, because i am very pleased, thank you very much for coming to me, so let's talk about what is called in the big sense: that is, work, yes, employment, because, well, a large number of actors, actresses, artists, everything that is connected there with the holidays, as a rule, uh, well, whoever i call, everyone is busy, i can't talk now, i'm in the frame, i 'm filming, i'm doing this, i'm doing that, please tell me, are you successful in this dense graphics, that's really a human rest, listen, well, as you know, december feeds an artist for a year, so naturally, any work that is in december, i always welcome, but then i rest, yes,

well, let's talk about rest, by the way, winter rest, that is, as far as i understand, some people, some people who work, here they toil and wait for this time to rest, still choose to rest there in warm countries, there by the sea.

i would also like to, last year we went to veliky ustyug for water frost a special tour, the belt that departs from moscow goes to veliky ustyuk, i have a story about this, so well, come on... i want to remind you, dear friends, that santa claus really does have a homeland, he does exist, my friends, he does, he is real, he has a huge estate, a museum, there is a museum of santa claus costumes, he has a lot of costumes there, he dresses, by the way, he recently had a birthday, yes, november 18, i think, from which you can conclude that santa claus is a scorpio according to the horoscope, and he us took in. a whole crowd, my friends and i got together, bought a ticket, we had a whole carriage with children, the children wrote letters to santa claus, each from their own school, we

said that we would go to the real santa claus, who exists, because he reads these letters, because the rest of the santa clauses are his assistants, managers who come to congratulate the children, the real santa claus, the most important one, he sits in veliky ustyug and waits for all the guests, so we got together with friends, with children and bought a whole carriage, yeah, 5 minutes before we have departures. we have wonderful friends, and they live in ryazan, they came especially for this train - to go to santa claus, they arrived in veliky ustyuk and arrived - somewhere about two hours early, they sat down in... so as not to miss it, so as not to miss it, yes, that's right, they sat down in a cafe and naturally, everyone went to board, so they approach the carriage, mom, my friend, kolya, that is, her husband, and two children, they enter the carriage, and the conductor says, passports, your passports, please, and where is the birth certificate for the children, they understand that they were sitting in a cafe and forgot their backpack,

yeah. it goes further and further and further, we see her running, but she doesn't make it, the train is leaving, that's it, the train is leaving, mom is left, santa claus has left, dad with the kids, imagine, it reminds me of a situation like prostokvashino, mom, dad, don't bother me, that 's how it was, frosty windows, you know, all these on the train, what to do, what to do, well, that's it, the kids were crying there, well, she says, well, they calmed her down, that's it,

now mom will take a taxi, she'll get there, and mom took a taxi, and that's 800 or 900 km, between by the way, it's far, far away, and can you imagine, we arrive in veliky ustyuk, we get out on the platform and mom pulls up in a taxi, can you imagine, she managed to get there, and so, the taxi leaves, she says, i found our documents, oh, they're in the car, but you told me about an interesting place, maybe some of our viewers haven't visited it yet? they'll say now, oh, a good idea, to go to the homeland of father frost, but i'd like to share this information with you, to tell you that here's an exhibition that opened at vdnkh, yes, which tells, yes, this big exhibition russia, talks about all sorts of regions, here's a huge number of people who have already visited the exhibition, they say to me with this message:

listen, but we didn't, we didn't even know that it was so beautiful there in kamchatka, oh, listen, but we... i get the impression that not all people have even seen the same baikal, there were, for example, primorye, vladivostok, sakhalin, it's just unrealistic, and even in winter, it's clear that somewhere in the winter period our russian cities plus or minus, well, so let's say, all the same, right?

and to open, i swear, like in thailand, the same islands, small, small, which stick out of the ocean, it's all the most beautiful region, and you need to visit, that's what we're talking about now, that we want our viewers to understand that you can relax, it's high-quality and great here, and, and it's all very, as they say, delicious, because each region has its own authentic

gastronomic history, there's a cuisine, some dishes that you only try there. to a five-star hotel, where he's going arrive, so he goes with the hotel management and says: what is this? he says, well, this is pebbles, no pebbles, the chef doesn't like them. so we change the pebbles for white sand, they say: well, how can we not make it, he will arrive in a week, he says: we pay, they just take out such a cutlet, well, that's it, they remove this pebbles there, so a bulldozer, they brought in

white sand, they pour it, in general, he arrives in another 2 days, everything looks at the sand, everything is gorgeous, he is like, and what is this, he says the sea, he says, well, look how dirty it is in general, here, well, some kind of he some seaweed is floating, so, the boss doesn't like it, it's necessary to... cut it, so that they don't shit, insert some there, into the cork, yeah, because, well , the boss doesn't like it, well, he says, well, how are we going to catch birds now, we pay, he takes out the cutlets, he pays again, well, that's it, the day

of arrival, this oligarch arrived, so, on the white crispy sand, sat down, a wave rolls in with whitecaps, generally seagulls are walking, no one shits, two of them, he sat down in a chair in a chaise lounge, he says, how can you buy such beauty for money, well, i'm vadim golygin, this is podcast jokes, i have roman yunusov as a guest and we are talking about vacation remembered a story about a beach, and we were in sochi went to abkhazia with friends, and you know, when in sochi the whole beach is pebbly, in abkhazia it is how to say. such - small-small pebbles, such large, large sand, such large sand, you know, grainy, that is, neither sand nor pebbles, but it is comfortable to walk on, as if it were, as if it were sand, but it is such large such grains, such small pebbles,

large sand or small pebbles, here you are now you want them to come up with a name, but i don’t know how they could have imagined it, that i went into the water, took a swim, came out, and somehow the mood was elevated, because in abkhazia, wine, well, these... this is also such a joke, winter, a ski slope, in general, people are skiing, suddenly a guy rushes, with a whistle , you know, in a bright suit on skis,

jumps on the ski jump, just like that , lands very awkwardly, and also into a tree, boom, his mask cracked, here, the poles are so crooked, one ski is like this chatters, and he gets up like this: looks around and says, it's still better than at work, so, is it necessary to rest in winter, and do you generally like this kind of rest, there's a tent, basically, a kettle, fishing, like in the joke when sherlock holmes and dr. watson, you know, put up a tent, also, well, went on a hike, put up a tent, and holmes says, tell me watson, what do these twinkling stars tell you, he says, well... they tell me, holmes , that tomorrow will be wonderful weather, to you, and they tell me one thing, that we have stole the tent. when, well, for some reason about the distance, about the cities. vasya, tell me,

please, what is further from us, the moon or saratov? sveta, don't bother me, come to the window, what do you see, do you see the moon? yes, and saratov? well, yes, that's it, let's say, right. it seems to me that many people are mistaken that we don't have service somewhere there, domestic tourism is developing very strongly now, and i want to say the same thing, for example, about altai, we were filming last year in november.

a large group of tourists are somewhere in the mountains , so they are already walking, well, they have backpacks huge, already so tired. soon

a halt there, suddenly they come up, see a gorge, just a kilometer from there to there, just a huge height of the gorge and a narrow log, in general, on the other side, such a fault, only on the log can you cross, that's it, no, i won't go, in general let's make a halt here, he says, no, you can't, there's a base there, there, we 'll get there, a halt awaits us there, we need to cross the log, there's a group of 20 people, no, we won't go, and they discuss how to cross, suddenly they see an old man walking, a caucasian with a ram, just walking, walking, he came up to the log, took the ram on his shoulders and walked with it along this log, just swinging it a little bit, they all froze, they say to him, father, he says yes, he says, listen, maybe you can carry each of us like this, and we'll throw you a grand there, well, look, we have 20 people, that would be a huge amount of money, he says, well, let's give it to them.

he carried the first one, the second one, well, the whole group, he carried the last one, he carries, he carries, he carries, he gets tired, he's out of breath, he threw him there into the abyss, and moved on, he's about to leave, they're in shock, they say, you what did you do, what did you do, and he, and a thousand more, a thousand less, winter vacation, yes, for example, you, do you ski? years i skied on cross-country skis and i liked skiing on cross-country skis, it's cool up the hill then you go down, well, very cool, on alpine skis somehow i know everything i... a person

who is dangerous, i already told you at the beginning of our program, well, it's clear, since the door frame is you, i have a gold card, in all the trampolines in moscow, i have a gold card, you know, so what a nightmare, by the way i'll tell you a story that happened to our mutual friend, you know him very well, he's a close friend of mine, this is seryoga sharkov, i'll even name him, because it's a story, well, it's just a movie, probably , you remember the cartoon about the hippopotamus who was afraid of vaccinations, who was shaking, like that... well, a soviet cartoon, yes , there was a big hippopotamus and he was very afraid of the doctor, my friend - this is a person who is simply panicking about doctors, just like that , well, any dentists, just like that , a man in a white coat appears and starts shaking that's it, so we went to a ski resort and that means he turned around badly while skiing, he didn't straighten out, and on his skis, and something in his knee crunched like that, and it tore

, and just look, please, don't do anything, there's this huge knee, so the doctor looked, says, that's it, tomorrow, that means i'm opening the emergency room at 8:00 in the morning, here near the first hill, that means, let me sign you up for 8 in the morning, you come and that means the fluid needs to be pumped out urgently, he says no, no, he says, well, how that's bad, that means, that one is shaking, just don't do anything now, that means we agreed, i went down first to give that doctor's jacket a go. that means the doctor goes down, he has woolen knitted socks and he's like on ice, he's prompted with a huge one, you know - a loud crash and he's just huge, this huge body falls down the wooden steps and like that he

slides down all of them and the doctor is tall , a head taller than me, so young, but his voice is so, you know, such a boriton and he's well, in short - actually, not he was very pleased, he swore, i said, how is that possible, he hit his elbow, well then, i threw my jacket at him, how is that possible, no, it's fine, it's fine, that's it, i'm waiting for 8 tomorrow, at 8:00 in the morning we drive up by car right to the tram station, here i never thought that at a ski resort such a large number of injured people could gather in one place, that is, you don't see them anywhere on the street, and as soon as i open there, you know how... you hurt there, you know, someone with a finger , someone with an arm, someone with a leg, someone with a bandaged eye, someone with a head there are about 20 people sitting there, and they all have very similar faces, very sad and sorrowful, i've had enough of a ride, damn, that's what they call it, they're sitting there, so i come in, we have an appointment, those with the fingers

looked at me, then the door opens opposite and that doctor appears, and i see him, i say, good morning, i go up to him, hello, i say, how are you? my hand, he says, well, it hurts a little here, i say, it hurts here, i say, his fingers, he moves his fingers, i start, doctor, on people's faces, on theirs - they are perplexed, they are waiting, here this, he is the king of gods for them, and then he showed up, and who am i, why am i giving the doctor some diagnosis, and he says: that's it, give me your friend, he is walking there in front of everyone , please, no need, well i say, calm down, i already ran over him, that's it, and so he left, i returned to the car, and my wife and i are sitting - so, we are sitting in the car, waiting , 10 minutes pass, the door opens, this doctor appears, goes outside, knocks on the window, i lower the window, he says: forgive me, vadim, but i don't understand something, i say that there, well, tell it like it is, he says, what

can i say, your friend offers me money so that i don't do anything to him, so that i lie to you that everything is fine, like, everything was done, everything is great. he offers money there, he is so panicky, well, like - yes, well, of course, everything was done, that is, he endured it there, it was we who all pounced on him there, that is why, well , first of all, dear friends, when going on an extreme vacation, safety must be above all else, that is, i wish that everyone was alive and well, but you say you ride a tubing professionally yes, and fishing oh, i mean winter fishing or something like that , under the ice. i fished a long time ago we also somehow with i don’t remember we had a lot we flew to a concert in noyabrsk uh such a city is also very far away somewhere in siberia where for the next 300 km or 400 there is not a single living soul only

oil and gas wells only oil and gas magnates we flew away by helicopter for a very long time and arrived at some place - a river and just a lot of holes, guys, yes, yes, yes, and i one after another, one after another, i just caught them one after another, it was an incredible pleasure, it was the only time in my ice- fishing winter, by the way, you know the joke, when - about fishing, when the fishery inspector , a guy, comes in a boat, like, well, man, you're in trouble, you can't catch fish here, but you, well, you catch everything, are we going to write out a fine now? he says, what kind of fish to catch, i'm not a fisherman at all, he says, this is my pet fish, it lives at my house, some people have dogs, some people have cats, i have this fish, it trained, by the way, he says, why are you flirting with me, what trained, i say, it's just , well, there's not enough room for it in the bathtub in the aquarium, i let it out , it swam around, then you whistled, it

's all back, and we go home, he says, damn, come on, show me, well, look, once you let it out, you know, the fish swam away, this one says, well, let's bring it together, he says, what, he says , well, bring it together, come on, why, well, call the fish, he says, what fish, well, have you ever had any cases where you were caught somewhere, so, a novel, here, no, no, i just remembered a joke about the same thing, like a guy came to go fishing, throws in his line, op, a goldfish says one wish, a million dollars, that's it , please, a suitcase, a million dollars, he lets the fish go, takes the suitcase, leaves, a caucasian comes to the same place after some time, also throws in his line, op, goldfish, oh, goldfish, says, you have one wish, says, what wish, to me, i don't know, what do i need, i don't need anything, like... i don't have any wish, well, how no desire, what are you doing, did you catch that fish, excuse me, anything, well, i don't

know what, what, what do i need, he says, well, just now the young man in front of you caught me, asked for a million dollars, i made him a million dollars, here you go, any desire, listen, can you give me that man's phone number, give me the address, oh, well, tell me , please, if today you were told, let's go? roma is it a hot country there or somewhere in the snow? listen, i don't know, i don't know, by the way, if returning to - to domestic tourism and we we are talking about this now, then i really love sochi, do you know why? because there you can combine these two things, of course, and go up into the mountains to try yourself on alpine skis or because there is water tubing and mountain tubing go down and grab a piece of the sea yes. please, these two things are compatible, i love sochi, friends, we continue, this is

a podcast of jokes, my guest is roman yunusov, we share impressions of the holiday and actually, we try to find some useful advice for everyone who is going to have a holiday. tell me after all, how often does a working person need to rest per year? look, i always do it this way, as a rule, it works out for me, well... at least twice a year, maximum three times a year, this is new year, new year holidays, because either you go to relatives and see all this winter fairy tale, winter beauty, because my mother lives in the tula region, my spouse, my mother, my mother-in-law lives on lake seliger, between st. petersburg and moscow, there are also places there, you were looked after there along the same paths, like when i go to visit friends, that is, such a christmas january.

i have a grill, a cauldron, you named some trendy words from caucasian cuisine , i have a cauldron, i have goats, i only use them on may holidays, that's what i 'm talking about, and do you grow anything at your dacha? no, no, i don't grow anything, and what do i have, of course, i have, i have gooseberries, black currants, red currants, pears, apple trees, cherries, this year, by the way, a lot. there was everything and i was just collecting, the kids really ate it, good, and the greenhouses, anything there are some cucumbers, tomatoes, no, that's

not your thing, yes, what would we wish our viewers, let's - let's sum it up: you need to rest, comrades, it's clear that it's difficult in some way, maybe, to plan some kind of rest in advance, but a pre -planned, prepared rest, as a rule, it actually, although there is, there is such a saying, everything spontaneous is always more vivid impressions, yes, i think so, well , if anything, travel around the country, ours, our wonderful, beautiful vast country, because we have a lot of beautiful places, our country is simply gorgeous, really, fly, look, how many interesting places there are now, you can from koliningrad yes, kaliningrad has also become, by the way, a very popular tourist destination now they fly, the kursk spit, you were there, you understand, i, like you , have been everywhere many times and this.

from kaliningrad to vladivostok yes , there really are a lot of places and i remembered the story when you and i were flying on a plane in general there are probably a lot of plane stories too one of those that i remembered now when we flew on the plane and... friends, well, you know, yes, here is this telephone receiver that broadcasts to the whole plane, hello, dear passengers, we are glad to welcome you on board the airbus a350, which is operating a res route there moscow, somewhere. well, and we are cheerful, cool, for some reason we decided to agree with the stewardess, to take this telephone receiver, this one, which broadcasts to the whole plane, we began to simply conduct a tour, do you remember? pay attention to the left, on the left you see clouds, alexander sergeevich pushkin himself wrote about these clouds, clouds-clouds, where are you flying so far, something like that, yes, well, and we

also played sea battle, you remember, a23 was killed. let's sum it up, friends, work, of course, is very important, but it is no less important

to rest, please, do not miss your next vacation, holidays and ... and so on and so forth, this was the podcast-anecdotes program, my guest was roman yunusov, thank you roman, thank you very much, and i am vadim galygin, i say goodbye to you for some time time, we'll definitely see you here in the podcast program jokes, all the best and good mood to you.

and got caught, caught the girl, caught, caught, caught, navigator, and where is our home, that we

are lost, what? no, no, no, no, no, this is not about us, raise your head, so, so, higher, here, you see, a kite, and on its tail is the north star, where is it, there is the north pole, here, so, we know that... the north is there, well, and we live here, to the south, so ta-dam, here is the way home, if you don't know the way, hold your chin up, so, let's go home, mom,

she's probably already baked something delicious.