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me, what do you say about this little specimen? nikita, hi, oh, oh, oh, oh, cheap, they decided to screw me over, yeah, bullshit, dude, he's a salesman, you're an expert, the perfect plan, andrey gennadyevich, i'll explain it all, i 'll explain it all. he's already explained it all in vivid colors. in short, let 's estimate five million on me. five? your friend gave you half, you'll bring the rest yourself. can you do it? andrey, just try to leave. take your junk.
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you said potocki wouldn't guess anything 100%. so where can i get two and a half million now? listen to me, i have a tip on there's a little basement, maybe there's some kind of stash in aleksandrovskaya sloboda, just your thing, 100%. again, well, if you don't want to, you don't have to, go, ask the departed one again, nikita, niki, oh! you'll give me some money for beer, so how much do you need? 975, do you want me to help? and why aren't they giving you loans anymore? yes, i also paid off the minivan, and you also have a minivan on credit, well, i forgot to tell you, here, well, you know, i don't drink, i got involved with that alcoholic again, what a wild assumption, we met at work, you're lying to me, you didn't want to upset. and i told you not
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to mess with him, it wasn't me, he came himself, i keep thinking, osipov, at what point did you short-circuit, you were the biggest specialist in grozny, yes i am now, i found those unknown basements under the kremlin, but that library wasn't there, so what have you achieved so much, now what will you sell orders on arbat, and what is also work, in general i won't be there for a week, i'm leaving to test a new track in sochi, romka with polje on you, at least i'll save on a nanny, easy?
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don't give milk to your father, last time it gave him a bad stomach, if he throws his socks around, the spare set is in the bottom drawer, wait, i don't get it, who 's looking after whom, you'll figure it out yourself, take care of your dad because he 'll take care of himself, he's in a state to serve, thank you for your faith, my love, keep in mind that in a week they'll bury me in a burial mound like a mummy, and you won't forgive you for that, well,
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his oprichniks tortured their victims in all the basements. behind me, this is the aleksandrovskaya sloboda, ivan the terrible tortured his enemies here, and dad tortures us. okay, let's not linger, let's go, otherwise the torture will be terrible, let's go. are you the smartest? let's go. dad, we're just walking or looking for something specific, let's go in. who will you tell,
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we'll have to kill you, you see the renovation, a worker fell through the other day, the floor gave way, it seems like there's a passage there, they've sealed it up, they're waiting for experts, dad, drag us here to loot... an informant, to defeat the enemy you need to get to know him better, think like him, be careful, see you in the evening, until the evening, i'm sure the cia is planning some kind of operation in iraq, you have evidence, let me introduce you to our new
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employee, said al-khusi, i can’t get used to this secrecy, don’t ask unnecessary questions, everything will work out for us, it’s just that you’ll go to the un, not me, i, perhaps, don’t know that oleg nesterov is labyrinthine for saddam hussein’s interests in developing weapons of mass destruction, that this is some kind of nonsense, i don’t believe you, we are sure that he can’t have secrets from you, a trader on the first since monday, oleg, forgive me, please, i didn’t wanted, you are playing a very dangerous game, wait.
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so the masonry is old from the time of ivan the terrible, and maybe even earlier, we are happy. yolk sovereign brick, where are you going, i am bored with you, we were told to sit here, so you sit, maybe you will turn into a mummy, where are you, i told you, what? in the stairs, it is boring there , yeah, then stand there, it is generally dangerous to walk here, i will finish soon, if something kills you, i will take your phone, it is password protected, hardware, now that is something, where, here,
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here, can you hear me? and you are safe, cool, just like on the rides, wow, just like in cinema, yeah, dad, here we are. it's really like a movie. witch, where are you? what
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kind of little demons are these? how did you end up in the royal hiding place? we didn't know it was royal, we... were walking and got lost, yeah, stop, don't move, guards, well, it's started, you need to come to me, cool, who? them, watch out, this is not funny anymore, fields, and roma,
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roma, what's going on, my legs are trapped, i can't get out, help, it's good that mom can't see us. what should we do? pray! and this needs to be fixed. please call . oh, what beautiful little dragons, wait, it's a bit hot, hey, kids,
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you can't get through here below. come on, sit down, why do you have to do this, sit down, lift up, field, i'm just asking you, be careful, what are you thinking of, just be careful, field, kolya, what... what should i do? what can i do here?
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you scared me, how are you? i broke something, just don't tell dad. okay, i hope that 's all, snakes! what should i do next? i need to make a word out of the letters, holes, you see, you stick your hand in and turn it, but what's the first letter? a worm, what a worm, that's the letter, it's illiterate. is there a next letter, where is it? in the alphabet yes, not really, there it is, right here, one with
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me, and you on the other side, let's go, let's take it, the wrong letter, fool, well... that's it, climb, climb, climb, climb, faster, what's the next letter, sha, again, here's the last letter, but it won't spin, well then, oh my god, please save my brother, i promise, i'll kill all the accounts, he doesn't want to at all, oh. well, do something,
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phew, i was joking about the accounts, and what kind of word is that? chernysh, mori the dog, you've ruined this place with a dog's nickname, well, not a wife's, i had seven of them. and one faithful dog, thank you for saving us, it was so painful, and how did you get around my guard, did dad lead us on, who is that? nikita osipov, he's a historian, excuse me, but who are you anyway, you didn't recognize the tsar, ion vasilyevich, the terrible one, he seems to be really terrible, yeah, what have you done? witch, where are you?
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where are my books, where are my untold riches, where is everything? and was the library here? seya liberea, hidden by the barma, the moon and the stars will show the way, what is this, son! uncle vanya, what happened to your son? what kind of a shabush is going on here? the navigator took me there. polya, dad, we're fine, you
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where? on the street, near. pizza, guys, thanks, what year is it, 2022, alive, great, nothing hurts , yes, i'll help you, give me a hand, the king, okay, okay, my head is not spinning, no, thank god, what are you, where are you looking, you're an adult, these ones said, didn't go anywhere , where is the outhouse, what's the outhouse, it's around the corner, and who is this, it's ivan the terrible, and by the way, he didn't let you win the prize for the worst father in the world, let me remind you, our participants must
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point to the car in which the hidden person is, this is the final test, so if you hang around, you're leaving the show. aida, you're first. i feel human warmth here,
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do you confirm your choice? aida, aida's intentions, no, he's here. are you sure, absolute, find the gremoire before grozny, our family is under threat, i'll help you, hurry. aida bamili, you didn't pass the final test, there's no one here, you've lost. ivan the terrible is 180 cm, lanky, his face is elongated, his nose is long, his eyes are large and narrow, his body is strong and
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powerful, and his jaw is prominent, yes, i look more like grozny than this tramp madman, crazy. they write on the internet that the appearance of the tsar is still controversial. well, uncle vanya, the children said, we are saving your son, tsarevich ivan. oh, poshi, i don’t even know, he became a tsar, no. what do they say about this? uncle vanya, or whatever your name is? i don’t know from what time and what planet, but every schoolchild here knows that ivan the terrible loved his son very much, he even drew you together in one picture. hugging, oh, well, uncle vanya, do you have an idea how we are going to save the tsarevich, first we need to find a library, there damned grimoire, i'll go back with his help, i won't beat my son, i'll burn the grimoire, grimoire, that means, i didn't know that it was in the royal library, i don't have something there, and but once i want to take something with me to the outhouse to leaf through, while i'm choosing a book,
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i changed my mind, dad, what if this book really helps me rewind, will it be possible to save the prince? "uncle vanya will make peace with his son there, it will be cool, i'm touched, really, who is for helping the terrible one? i'm for, and i'm against, osipov, help me, not like the king, like father father i ask you to save my son, i rocked him little with these hands at night, sang to him until the roosters crowed, for him it was still a stepmother, so without him i am a restless bastard, but, dad, i
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thought, you somehow didn’t spend enough time with us in childhood, i agree, bravo, bravo, bravo, no, really too much, mahat, getis, or the yaroslavl theater institute, why, then, so, i will not go to look for something that does not... exist with someone who should not be here, listen, biological parent, you wrote a book about the grozny library, well you wrote it, the whole life i searched for her, searched, but did not find, now everything is falling into your hands, maybe this is your last chance, did not convince, mom, hi, hi, baby, i was just about to call you, how are you, yes, everything is fine with us, right, dad us? almost, no, okay, i agree, i agree, what are you doing there, dad, oh, mom, you disappeared from me, in short, everything is cool with us, bye, and why is she talking to
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this vessel, the devil, well, let's go, what was that, you knew the right car, i had a vision, a real one. generally a woman, she said that murot is under threat, or what? i had a great-grandmother, marfa, a witch, even during the time of ivan the terrible, it was she, i feel you are serious now, i will not return the money, the entire history of the development of military equipment,
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this is the history of the development of the ball, means of attack and shield. on the last day of december, the seventh year, at a meeting of the scientific and technical council, it was decided that the aircraft would still be developed along a delta wing. the americans went down the path of creating a heavy fighter, and naturally in maneuverability. and it was inferior to the lighter mig-21, the mig-21 is a wonderful plane, the pilot in the cockpit of the mig felt confident, attack indication, first color, i clicked, connected, pressed gsh, went, like this launched four missiles, it happened, but within 10 seconds, no more, the su27 takes off at 15, it attacks first, then we attack it, they all lost air battles, to release a mediocre fighter, it is generally not difficult. "if we make a combat vehicle, then we have only one way out, to make it such that it defeats the enemy. by the day of the russian air force the prime minister, tomorrow on
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first, hold your horses, how are you chasing death?". we'll get there in a month, i walked to kazan for half a year and managed to find everything, well, how are we going to look for your library, tsar-father, i have an idea, there was an inscription in the dungeon from which the liberians were taken, they didn't just leave it like that, this liberian, this liberian, this liberian, is hidden by the barma, the moon and the stars will show the way. witchcraft, you stole the wall and put it in this little vessel of the devil, uncle vanya, this is a photo,
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i'll show you now, you want to decorate my soul, why do you need my unhappy soul, i'm an old man, for my the devil won't give a penny to his soul, come on, give it to me, come on, give it to the king, here, give it to me, king, vanya, leave me alone, have you all sat down? " leave the child, give it to me, i will destroy it, but you yourself don't see what power this vessel of the devil has over you, here i look at you, you stroke it, talk to it, almost kiss it, you keep living people there, but there are fewer unfortunates in my dungeons than in this little box of yours, let's burn it, it's worth a lot of money, but you will immediately feel such freedom, blessed ones. blessed, blessed, will there be a continuation or what? polya, you can read this inscription again, only slowly. this liberea,
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liberea - this is the library, that's what it was called in the middle ages, further hidden by the barma, the barma is the nickname of zotchy, who built st. basil's cathedral, further the moon and stars, that will show the way there, there is one overriding concept that the domes of the temple repeat the solar system, well, what does the library have to do with it, in fact, the royal treasury was kept in the cathedral, the building is stone, it doesn't burn, uncle vanya, what do you say, there are antoniki, there are one stash, you'll see for yourself. "drive, the library of ivan the terrible, here's what i found, the library of ivan the terrible, also called liberia, a mythical collection of books and documents, the last owner of which was supposedly tsar ivan iv. the terrible, the largest researcher of the library is nikita
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osipov, a russian archaeologist and..." turiks is married, has two children, find me his page on social networks, nikita osipov does not have a profile on social networks, there is a page polina osipov, open it, i'm opening it, we also found a real tsar, now we're going to vasily blessed to look for the library of ivan the terrible. aunt vanya, are you all right?
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that same royal one, after that your eyes should be gouged out, what, but i won't, i'm kind today, so much has changed here, maybe they found it a long time ago. in the same place, one, two, head, osipov, what are you standing there for, press.
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three, four chopped off, five, six, prick, sit down, depressive counting rhyme, no, royal.
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wow, nothing special, and i said, well, let's get up, let's go, and there will be traps, am i a fool, setting traps for myself, but this is a sensation in some sense, but not in some sense. will it flatten us or crush us? wait a minute, now you will see the greatest library in the world.
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where is my stash, why the bazaar? and i told you that a lot has changed here. hello, hello, where did you come from? the royal face on your underwear, man, what are you doing? what kind of man do you have? i am your king, fool, on my knees. security at the souvenir shop again, menacing. uncle vanya, let's go. sorry, i overdid it, got into character. by the way, didn't you recognize me? no. i'll pay. uncle vanya, uncle vanya, well hello,
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vasily, my blessed dear, i see you have the iconostasis is new, i like it, it's beautiful. but here's what i came in for, i need help, i have no one to turn to, i need to get back to my son, i really need to, well, this is just a sensation, shock content, i spent half my life in this cathedral, i studied all the documents, the evil drawings, well, at least a hint of a hiding place, suddenly here it is! right under your nose everything is so simple with a counting rhyme these are some signs and where did grozny run, where did he run? and where were you looking, where was he? there, imagine paul, how the parent
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got worried, and if we had disappeared, he probably remembered only a week later, you don't understand historical significance of what 's happening now? no, really, dad, but if you were given a choice, us or the library, who would you choose, us or okay, i see you've been wanting to tell me something for a long time, come on, fuck! well, here i am, maybe you want to say that i left my mom? no, she left me, or maybe you want to say that i ran away and never showed up again, no again, i call you all the time, i'm interested in you, you pretend to be interested, but in reality you only like one thing, running around dungeons and looking for it is unknown what we may find the terrible one, until he found the library without us, yeah, i'm done. life was looking only for you, we haven't even met for five minutes, sometimes one minute is enough to put a person on the stake, well , at least tell me what your name is, i mean
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your name, literally, well, well, ivan vasilyevich, terrible, or what? yes, how terrible am i, i am simply the tsar and the grand duke, of moscow, kazan, astrakhan, i beg your pardon, until you get married here, it seems we didn't gather for this, i know you, i have no relation to the royal family, but you nikita osipov, i studied at your institute for a whole year, well, remember, i haven’t listed all my tituses yet, i don’t remember, please, wait, wait, i know the hell about the library of ivan the terrible, i even wrote a diploma on it, i’m so sorry that you never managed to find it, and because i wasn’t around, whose library is it, mine, and i can always sort out my stuff, oh, what,
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what are you doing, are you looking for a leberei, right here, right now in the cathedral, and so, stop, we’re not looking for a library, yeah, you read my book, it’s a myth, we it's time to stop, and this cathedral, by the way , i will also build it, it's not you, but the barman, the idea of ​​the volochya, mine, in honor of my campaign, kazan, lord, it's so simple, so, people, the million-dollar question, where did they send the barma after building this cathedral, kaza? and you are not so hopeless, well, that's right, i sent him there, let him build there, and now pay attention, in the kazan kremlin there is a temple of the holy mother of god, it has stars on its domes, but once upon a time there was a mosque on this site, here you have the moon, well, rather a crescent,
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this liberia is hidden by the barma, the moon and the stars they'll show us the way where we need to go to kazan, hurray, papasnula is in line, just warn mom, yeah, so girl? we're holding you back, stop, i'm not going anywhere without her, well that's impossible, anakal?
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i fell into a hole.
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a little hypnosis, i've never had hypnosis, right in the chariot, yeah, come on, look at the corn, well, how beautiful it is, watch it, watch it. listen, yeah, you'll do anything to get this corn, imagine that this corn is your beloved, do what i say, it will be yours, i want it, you have to leave these soft kids, we have to find the library together, just you and me, i want to have you, you will get your beloved if you come with me, right now. let's go now, and what
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's going on here? oh nothing, uncle vanya just fell asleep, yeah, and i dreamed of some corn, yeah, yeah, well, to the nesting dolls, run to the car, there's just a little bit left. yeah, i'm still alive, the kids, of course, too, i can't, they're sleeping, who do i kidnap, do you want me to take a picture of them with a fresh newspaper and send it to you, and what's better to sit at home with your gadgets, ruin your eyesight, yeah, we have such a one, pleasant with useful. he says, that's it, i'm
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driving, i'm driving our children, i can't be distracted from...

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