and what's going on here? nothing, uncle vanya just fell asleep, yeah, and i dreamed of some corn, yeah, yeah, well, that's it, to the nesting dolls, run to the car, there's not much left. yes, i'm still alive, the kids, of course, too, i can't, they're sleeping, who am i kidnapping, do you want me to take a photo of them with a fresh newspaper and send it to you, and what's better to sit at home, with your gadgets, ruining your eyesight, yeah, we've got such a trip, pleasant, useful, as they say, so to speak. that's it, i'm driving, driving our

kids with you, i can't be distracted from the road, that's it, bye, uncle, vanya, pass me some water, yeah, and where is ida? got out, i mean, where did she go? did you throw a person out of the car, firstly, not a person, but a witch, secondly, she wanted to separate us, thirdly, this is the most important thing, she was ugly, so we get out, in our time people are not thrown out of cars, especially at full speed, even if someone thought she was a witch, she had a witch's sign, here, the devil's rune, like marfa, the sorceress who threw me here, dad, here, look, you have to throw these vile

kids, i told you, oh, i want to joke.

and what kind of wonderful food is this? potatoes, you 'll have them, but a little later, when exactly? well , in another century, potatoes sound beautiful, there will be a granddaughter, potatoes. how do we live without them, turnip, you don't understand your happiness, if my son tried our potatoes, he wouldn't want to go to europe, so we all ate, it's time for us to go, uncle vanya hasn't eaten properly yet, okay, finish eating faster, i'll be right back.

danil, well, andrey genadovich, hello, and i just ran to call you, where? well, go ahead, call,

so the phone is in the car, good health to you boyars, it's fun here with you, this wretch is under my command, why do you want to hang him? with me, who are you, uncle? grozny, ivan vasilyevich, who? uncle vanya. well, hello, uncle vanya. so, what is he guilty of before you? yes, the fool, he wanted to screw me. he and his partner were foisting off a fake. let's chop off his hand and go our separate ways. that's good, dad, it seems they want to chop off your hand, listen, grandpa, your methods are harsh, solntsevo, lyubertsy, izmailovsky, like i started in the nineties, in i started in the kremlin, and i know what, tough guys,

just judge for yourself, but why do i need his hand, i need the money, and you'd better take the ransom, oops, i 'm sorry, i'm not a pawnshop. why do i need this jewelry, how dare you, oh-oh-oh-oh, this is the royal seal, quiet, quiet, quiet, you'll yell at your granny like that, tie it up with me, but i haven't started yet, i have an army behind me, riflemen, horsemen, oprestniki, and who's behind you, these wretches, how many sabers can you collect, where were you rushing from, what did you lose here, you lost a priceless library, uh... the library of john krostnogo, mine, can i have it one more time, interesting thorn, you'll find it in the library, half mine,

a quarter, half, a quarter, that won't do , take it. roman scrolls, i don't understand them anyway, guarantors, no, we'd better sign a contract, so, a pen, paper for me, well, oh, osipa, the negotiations were very difficult. the prince wanted to cut off your hand, somehow i talked him out of it, he wanted, who am i or what? you think, then talk, start, come on,

and now you'll do everything i tell you, i'm curious, let's try, look at the corn, how beautiful it is, carnival, carnival, at this late hour, a real scandal among the knew.

about barma as if alive, so it was he who left me a hint in the settlement, smart, something strange sign on the scroll, and what is it? points down, hey, here, it seems, they were planning to build a shopping center. they dug up to the minus first floor, further, as you can see, it didn’t work out, well, we are approximately where barma showed us from the vreski, dad, hello, and what century are you from, are they older than you, well, fathers? they pour there, you’ll beat your intuition, you need a torch,

if i understood correctly, from heating, something must happen, the secret entrance is only subject to fire. and found, a lion and a unicorn, the royal sign, like in st. basil's cathedral, take it, do you realize the historical value of this discovery for science, awesome, thank you, the main thing now is not to damage anything, watch out, stop, stop

destroying culture, this is my culture , don't feel sorry for osipov, we'll go back home, i'll cut out whatever you want from every stone. this is the hiding place, wait, it's nothing.

so here it is, laberyea, my books, what a horror, everything is lost, maybe something. can be restored, lord, what a disaster, and i tell her half, nothing to do with it, and what happened, you better ask what didn't happen here, only in 1926 there were two major floods here, and how much was there before that, so what do you mean i 'll return to my son? i can't, so uncle vanya,

we defeated the pishchenegs, we defeated the polovtsians, we'll somehow return you to the past, and what stripes were you talking about, i won't be able to hug my son, i have no reason to live without him. did they play chess here? stop it, please, and the grave, is that the same famous board of ivan the terrible? yes, this is my chess. only without the iron fool, what such a fool, yes, an iron blockhead, to play chess with him, sultan suleiman

gave him, an iron slave or something, with a mechanism inside, yes, and without each other, it means they don’t work, no, together, it means they work, what are your stupid questions, the fact is that your slave rides with us all the way. oh, well, about himself, oh, my iron fool, he turned out to be tenacious, we found him at a crazy market, we thought he was a... craft, yeah, and also an archaeologist, and an academic degree, i didn’t notice such a treasure, there’s something to put under it, now, this is my book, he’s with she never parts with it, i haven't even read it,

yeah, tell osip, how will this piece of iron help us? i have a hunch, i need to play with him, but it's useless, he doesn't even respect the king, he's never let me win, and how do i turn him on, not turn him on, but start him up, cool, so, it's been a long time since i picked up chess, how was it e2e4, his hunch, maybe you'll stop commenting on everything?

my magic grimace, my salvation, i need a circle, i have something to paint with, no, no, i have a circle.

we're doing something wrong, vanya, uncle vanya, everything 's fine, oh-oh-oh, be careful, hello,

library, whoever is last, it's gone. more was and surfaced, naturally surfaced, flooded it, oh, well, nothing, nothing, the book is enough for me, we signed the contract, he didn't give it back, take it, run away from him, quietly, quietly, quietly, you're running again, yes, why are you always running, where are you, hoarse, you better tell me this, how are we going to repay the debt?

come on.

boys, follow me, you betrayed us, i hate you, you much more. dad, and we injected him with sleeping pills, otherwise your uncle is so violent, now he'll sleep, he'll be calmer, otherwise everything is pricked to pricked, and the hand, a bad bruise, no fracture, keep it at rest and that's it. it will pass, and in a week you will come to us for a check-up, but let them leave the aprichniks at home, children, what is going on here

, the children told me everything, okay, they believed this swindler, but where are you, and i didn't believe it.

give me the book you will get your diamond, the book, worthy, did not deceive,

enjoy reading. yes, hello everyone, this is our family trick, dad, brother and formidable, he is a little strange, but very cool, and do you like corn sticks? mom, if you are watching this, everything is fine with us, three times a day, sports in the dungeons, we also pulled up history, dad, thank you for the most amazing trip of my life, i love you very much, pemka too.

now we're going to the hotel, we'll spend the night tomorrow we'll fly back to moscow, mom, mom, i don't want to hear any, no, oh, oh, where's the grimace, uncle vanya. but we gave it to this potocki, so i switched the book, how did they switch it, like a king. i made it in time, and i thought you

'd all left already, and why did you come back? listen, i'm really guilty before you, all my life i 've tried to solve everything myself and only make it worse, but with your help i have made so many discoveries in these few days, i can't go back like a terrible man and fix everything i've already done, but now i can really help us all, we have the grimoire, sosipov is at least good for something, forgive me everyone, i forgive you, so what are we standing here, uncle, let's get ready, give the tsar his boots, stop, this is all very touching of course, but where are you all going, you

've crawled out of the devil's vessel, what? what kind of tricks are you doing, why are we standing here, galloping, after me, running!

these are miracles, i understand what the problem is, i need to back to where it all started, to aleksandrovskaya slabana, open the door, quickly, we're going, buckle up, quickly, until you buckle up, we're not going anywhere. who was that hysterical woman, my student, who? and that's a long story, we'll tell you later that we didn't get caught, yeah, already, hold on , hold on, yeah, come on, hold on, hold on, you fucking pig,

what is this? calm down, don't panic, don't panic,

come on! buckle up, hold on, dercha, dyadyavan, well, how about it, kick ass, mom, yeah, parents, what's our plan, you don't have a plan at all. that's right, unmake me, demons! little ones, what are you doing? let me go, where are you dragging me, iryns? i am the king, ion the terrible! put my royal legs back in

place! huh, axis of the beast, i'm running to help, now take your paws off mine. husband, creature! we 'll see about that. preski, what are you doing? olya, throw it to me. try to take it from my wife.

our grimoire, hurray, give it back, i won't give it back, the king is coming to help.

what a fine fellow you are, your school, everyone is alive, i'm safe. "my son, he's been waiting for salvation for so long, but he would have done the same now, quietly, quietly, quietly,

don't touch the osipovs, witch, they are after my own heart steel, take the book, witch!" i love you, save us, grimoire!

thank you, grimoire, so that's where it all started, uncle, vanya, quickly, read the spell. so i need a circle.

thank you, osipovy, i will miss you, and i, and i, even i will miss you.

so how will we know if we succeeded or not? i think i know how. and here in front of you is repin's famous painting ivan the terrible and his son ivan. this is the last embrace of father and son before tsarevich ivan's departure to europe. notice how repin was able to convey the whole range of the tsar's feelings, love, fear of separation,

pride for the offspring, and now let's move on to the next work, congratulations, it seems we 've changed the course of history a little, maybe you'll write a new book, well, maybe i will, well, let's go, yeah, kids, don't lag behind, i hope. vanya is happy, of course, he's happy. at midnight, the doors will swing open, suddenly, i'll wash, i'll break your usual circle, i'll see. steal the miracle of casanova's sinful hands, carnival,

carnival, at this late hour, a real scandal among sultry eyes, it was i who mixed it all up, confused you, casanova, turns me on again, the dance of the night fire, i'm a lonely vagabond, of love casanova. eternal lover, eternal villain, i fall in love, but i will not tire of seducing, i am again again, so i will remain a tramp, one casanova.

day and night, day and night, circular passion, of new lips, of new tears, fatal power, this yeast, this sigh, i want to steal casanova, carnival, carnival, at this late hour, a real scandal, among knowing eyes, it was i who mixed it all up, confused you, casanova! again turns me on, the dance of the night fire, i am a lonely tramp, of love casanova, eternal lover , eternal villain, i will not tire of seducing you word words, so i'll remain a tramp alone like... casanova, i'm lonely, a tramp, of love casanova,

eternal lover, eternal villain, heart, but i won't get tired of seducing, i'm again again, so i'll remain a tramp, alone casanova at... again it turns me on, the dance of the night fire, i'm

lonely, a tramp, of love casanova, eternal lover eternal villain, heart. but i won't get tired of seducing, i'm again words, so i'll remain a tramp, alone casanova, and i'm lonely, a tramp of love casanova, eternal lover eternal villain and heart, but... i won't get tired of taking again again, so i will remain a tramp, one gazonova, but i will not get tired of seducing again again, so i will remain a tramp alone, so

i will remain a tramp alone, so i will remain a tramp alone, kazanov. greetings, friends, this is a podcast of the chronicle of the end of times, and i, evgeny dodolev, will tell you today about jeans. jeans, not to be confused with jeans, are materials in the press, which are, as it were, advertising, because. money was paid for them, but they do not look like advertising, and advertising is not the main thing for the publisher, because this money is taken either some employees of the publication, or just journalists who prepared the material, or journalists who released the material, i started working in the media, that is, in the press in

the mid-eighties, you won’t believe it, but then there was no advertising at all, neither on television, nor in...

in the newspaper, i don’t know how it is now, then these were the functions of the person who signed the newspaper for publication, as they say, that is, put his signature, after that the newspaper went to the printing house,

was printed, and a few hours later cars were already delivering it all over moscow kiosks, the union of the press by subscribers by post offices, a fresh head, because it was assumed that the responsible members of the editorial board, and i headed the department of students of the youth in this newspaper, and he rests all day fresh so arrives in the evening for the issue, when the strips are already laid out, he reads these strips, and since he is fresh, he finds these or those jambs with a fresh look, unclouded, and he reads straight from and to, from the masthead. to the last signature everything, including the imprint, everything-everything-everything checks, but - actually, i don't know about the rest of my colleagues, i just don't remember it, but... i never had the patience to sit at home all day, to rest, i don't know , to meditate, what to do, no

, it's just normal, it was the eighties, that is, journalists generally all drank, that is, i would arrive somewhere in the middle of the day, together with my colleagues, i would drink and , already quite tipsy, i would sit down at the table in this duty room to read the columns, well, i must say , there wasn't a single screw-up. everything was somehow normal, although of course, there were very funny moments not related to jeans, i'll say right away, related to different ideas about the beautiful related to censorship, and jeans, i repeat, were, well, really very selectively, only as far as i remember in one column, this column was hit parades and in general everything that was related to the music industry, to show business. then the host of this column was dmitry shavirin, my friend, and he quite openly practiced

borrowing, that is, he came to him, like here i have a stage, now yura is the head of one of the popular then in mid-eighties of the collectives, so, here he brought balyk cognac to dima zato. so that his group in the hit parade moved up a couple of positions, the first five, everything was honest, the first five did not sell at all, that is, all this by letters - readers disappeared, by letters not electronic, naturally there was no internet, no e-mail, paper letters just stupidly arrived with a note that this is in this section, people printed out envelopes, drove, letters were counted, all this was manually entered somewhere. it was counted here so, that is, the first five were not sold, there are sixth, seventh, eighth, that is, from ninth place to sixth , that is, in

principle, i will repeat, everything was quite fair, and dima strictly said: "yura, we have a girl working very hard, the balyk is good, the cognac is excellent, we need more candy." yura said: "yes, now i'll rush off and bring it." and he said: "no, we won't have time, number." we sign, and therefore in the next hit parade don't forget the candy, when yura tried to take the cognac back, dima said, no, it won't work back, it will be taken into account, that's how it all looked pretty funny, by the way, with dmitry shavrin, with these okhitparades, such a story came out, i was working on a book for the anniversary of a very famous soviet rock band 5 years ago in 1919 and... i recorded interviews with musicians, naturally, with journalists who wrote about music, including

dmitry shavrin, and he, in particular, in his interview, which was included in this book published, said that our legendary composer, pakhmutova, wrote denunciations to yakova, in the central committee of the cpsu, that is, the highest governing body, for those who are in the tank, i explain. and complained about these same hit parades, that some incomprehensible non-professional rock bands appear there, and worthy songs, therefore , do not appear there, since one of the speakers - of this book, from that is, from the people whom i interviewed, for this selection, was alexander borisovich gradsky, then he, having read the book, having familiarized himself with this passage of shavirin about the denunciations that pakhmuta wrote, he called me in a rage, well, as he loved.