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tv   Ishcheika  1TV  August 13, 2024 8:00pm-9:01pm MSK

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san, you were together somewhere, the mood, wow, and i like the name egor, aka goga, aka zhora, aka the painted blockhead, lyus, lyus, lyus, lyus, lyus, what are you doing?
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lyus, lesha talked to you, allow me, forgive me, sergey sanovich, i, i beg your pardon, excuse me, i have an urgent question, just, yes, please, come in. "i ask you, sit down, you must excuse me, the fact is that there is a lot of work day and night, day and night, marina, lyudmila, lyudmila, lyudmila sergeevna, i beg your pardon, yes, what do you have, you have a tie, excuse me, so what do you have? that's what
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this is an application, why is it not written according to the form, it is necessary, i will rewrite it, no need, it is a pity, a great pity, unfortunately, i cannot sign it from today. i still have to work for a month after submitting the application, well, okay, so be it, i will meet you halfway, i give you 2 weeks, thank you, the application, then i will take it to the hr department myself , yeah, yeah, may i, what? where should i go
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to work for 2 weeks, of course, light, i asked no one... katya, oh, lyudmila sergeevna, you are leaving us, yes sir, mm, i understand, so the fight against crime is not your strong point, i understand, i understand, where will you send me your considerable talent, you know, it doesn't concern you anymore, yeah, i think... a more correct, and
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most importantly, better paid channel, it's not for nothing that you 're here conjuring up the wives of senior bosses, maybe they'll invite you to television, if anything, call me, i'll be the host, we won't work together, i'll call tanya, and that's right, where are you going, you're still in service, no one let you go, yeah, yeah, let's go talk, lyudmila sergeevna, where are we going, yourself? you'll see everything now, come here, oh, handsome, here, here, here, handsome, here, meet her, this is vika, hello, hello, he called me, that's good. she'll tell you everything herself,
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please, i'm a psychologist, i have my own salon, i see people who need psychological. help, a couple of weeks ago a man came to me, introduced himself as andrey romanovich, asked for help, said that he had obsessive dreams, and you know, he has a very figurative, beautiful speech, and his voice is so low, i would say, hypnotic, he starts telling me all these dreams in such colors and terrible details that at some point i just got scared and gave listen to these recordings marina, my close friend. 5 years ago in moscow a maniac showed up, was acting up, then disappeared somewhere, and these dreams completely repeat the killer's signature, and you, you want to say that all this is not a dream?
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is there a surveillance camera in the salon? no, of course, people come, they want to remain incognito, do you make audio recordings? no, yes, we would like to listen to them, everything will be fine with him, so ... he will talk, if anything, andryukha will cover, yes, will i ever close my eyes, don't scare people, what are you doing, okay, let's go, people,
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you can cook, yeah, and what are we standing there for? it's lunchtime and we haven't eaten yet, so, the problem is solved, do you believe me, lyosha, forgive me, please, no, marina just wanted to call you, and i thought, well, that's wrong, you understand me, that she saw, a basement, a scalpel and took a scalp. an indian, or what? lyosha, what indian? he doesn't look like an indian, you know? sanya, yes, and what about our century? i checked the number of the caller, but it was a fake, not
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registered. he only called viki from different parts of the city, so it doesn't seem possible to single out a specific area possible. okay, the device itself? it looks like he took out the sim card and battery, so. the device becomes invisible, mm, i see, if, what do you have? alexey ivanovich, i have collected everything that is known about his victims, the signatures of the crimes. yeah. yes, there is. alexey ivanovich, huh? titanic calls for a meeting. then there is a zone without cameras, about half a kilometer. we were unable to track him. we looked at the camera along the perimeter of a possible exit from the zone, but it was as if he had evaporated. "so he leaves this zone in his car, how many times has he been to sessions with victoria, twice, here are the funny gods, where did he leave his car, taxi, a composite sketch
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of the suspect was made, yes the artist works with victoria, yes vika is telling". that he is no older than 40 years old, about 1.80 meters tall, thin, without any special features, mustache, beard, sometimes wears glasses, tell me, does it make sense to look for the suspect in the office where victoria receives, i don't think so, he was there 2 days ago, and knowing vika, she is such a neat freak, the office there is cleaned twice a day, it is clear, and what do we know from previous crimes, then, we have seven victims that we know by the pattern of their crimes, they all look alike. and victoria? victoria, she fits the description of the previous ones completely. all the victims were found in different areas of moscow, they
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were mutilated, naked and scalped. is he collecting scalps? yes, according to the medical experts, he killed them in another place, in the basement, maybe he lives in a country house? sorry, i understand, so how do you plan to act? can we? okay, tomorrow at 8:00 he will be in victoria, great, and why did you keep quiet? then we'll take the bait, uh, wait, vika still needs to be persuaded, she 's just in a complete stupor, mori. i think you can handle it, talk to her,
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explain, use your feminine charms, and tell her that she'll be completely safe if we don't catch him, it will be a tragedy for her, he's chosen a victim, he won't back down, saddam looks like a dictator who has a gun, gift, there's something dangerous there, right? trader.
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watch after the program time. tarin. i decided to surprise you. we have a problem with the iraqi courier. gene snop, a product of stellar group. cognac. monte shokoka - a product of stellar group. rum. castro, a product of stellar group. vodka pechora, a product of stellar group. vodka veda. a product of steller group. in the new season. on the first one. what's up with the leak on balkflot? the cia source from which the leak is occurring has not yet been identified. but his curator has arrived in leningrad. during the surveillance, the subject did not come into contact with anyone suspicious, ready, who is this? attention, his daughter, yulia, yulia,
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character, be nati, stubborn, happy birthday, princess, she's become quite an adult, and she's not going to get married, no, not yet, but i heard that there's some dima, wow, dimka , what are you talking about, they can put you in jail for that, where did you get so many dollars from, that 's absolutely useless to you, my dear. chka, let's go, well, which of you is the owner of the apartment, i don't know where the currency came from, your girlfriend, she couldn't, now is not the time to shield anyone, stay there, i'll shoot, i'm not joking, she's your agent, yes, the nickname is matryoshka, why are you so sure that he'll bite on her, you see, like two peas in a pod, brilliant, that is... this whole circus is for of suggesting not to work for the kgb? let's get acquainted, yul, my name is
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ekaterina mikhailovna, i'm your instructor. matryoshka. premiere of a multi-part film. coming soon, on the first. now the main thing for us is to make a woman out of you. not a simple one, a woman with a thousand faces. famous favorite artists have gathered at our table, who will tell. funny stories and curiosities that happened to them, forgive me, i accidentally broke this new vase, don't worry, it's not that big, it's new, it's only 200 years old, i invite you to program, i need to play the queen, i think, but it will be some piece dedicated to honey, i come, so, the next day in the remains, for everything, makeup costume, one of the women brings me such a large velvet circle, it has hanging from the sides ... such two things, she died, as
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this cry was produced, herman, bending over with a fork in his hands, comes up to nina ruslanova at that very moment and sticks this fork into her ass, she does and it sounds, stop, cut, ruslanova only rubbing, says, i didn’t know that directors work with actors like that. askold zapashny told me, a long time ago , a soviet circus, tiger grabbed his father, he quietly tells them, askold, take a stick now and hit him on the head with all your might, yes. and now the tiger. on saturday on the first. this city is called the gateway to the north. a special, unique way of life has been preserved here, which is dictated by difficult climatic conditions. many people come to this city to see the famous polar lights. we are in
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arkhangelsk, friends. the most important thing for a pomor is to be practical. what kind of wood is preferable for building a lock? that the type of tree that grows, why did they add salt, in principle our region was a salt industry, that's why they added it everywhere, my grandmother adds it to regular coffee, even to soluble salt, she says that it tastes better and is our way, we wash the smelt, sprinkle it with a little salt, chop the onion and add it there too, let's take some bread and dip it, dip it, and how delicious it will be in a nautical style, delicious, delicious, friends, very tasty, very tasty, the life of our own, the premiere is on sunday on the first, and what did you want, marin, lyus, help me, please, i am very i beg you, i don't know how you do it, but you really are something special, and vika, she,
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she's just my only friend, the closest one since school. i'm sorry, please, i can't today, yes, i understand, well, see you tomorrow, yes, thank you for understanding, yes, quietly, quietly, i don't
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understand anything, what to tell, everything's fine. let 's calm down now, and i'll just come to you. lyosha, let's go, faster, please, vika is having hysterics, andryusha blabbed in detail about what she needs to do tomorrow, and told her everything about the maniac, now calm her down her, it can't be lucy, are you with us? i can't, marta asked me to come, she has some kind of bagger there in the evening, let me give you a lift, no, she's already sent a driver, don't worry, go, that's it, go , thank you.
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var, var, var, it's me, stop, stop, stop, wait, wait, yes, let it be egor, let it be anton, edgar, efima, anapis, i don't know, any name, that's it. are you okay? i'm glad to see you, thank you, and in the meantime we'll go for a walk, will you show me something? okay, i always have something to show you.
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a... oh, lyusenka, i've been waiting for you, and i worked hard, like it, right, it's just high fashion? yeah, you know, everything is elegant, real art, it exists at all, can i, help yourself, thank you, and where is max? max? somewhere around here entertaining his frenchwoman. is elena back? yeah, and not just back, she immediately took him into circulation. i think that in the near future she will get her way, which, by the way, is good for max, i think, yeah, yeah, i don't know, it seemed to me that she had already terrorized him with her temperament, elena is
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a very difficult girl, very, with all that that i'm pretty good at understanding people, i didn't figure out helen right away, she's very complicated, yeah, so, here! "put your bag down, yeah, help yourself, it's very tasty, thank you , good evening, edik, good evening, thank you, lyosenka, let me introduce you, this is eduard borisovich ponkov, a very famous artist, very famous, just a very famous artist, nice to meet you."
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what a powerful energy you have, you guessed it, ordinary people don't feel it, lyusenka, and edik visits ashrams in india and nepal every year, he does all kinds of meditation... esotericism, yeah, yeah, and what do the local monks call you? some kind of, i don't know, sorry, what does that mean? yeah, that's some kind of asian nonsense, by the way, a great party, thanks for the invitation, you're welcome, how could i not invite you, max and i have a lot of his paintings at home , wow, art, business, all of this is intertwined with an invisible thread, one thing leads to
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another, we won't get in the way, i'm happy to meet you, good evening, i have to digress, lyudmila, i'm flying to nepal in 2 days, i'd really like to be with you see each other before that, so to speak, exchange energy experience, maybe tomorrow, i can't forgive work tomorrow, yes, yes, i heard that you work in the police, well, some other time, have a nice evening, and eduardovich, forgive me, you look how edik has just melted in your presence, i see that his karma has been cleared, you 'll rush, manamu,
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what... a four, bring a friend, get a discount, 3 days left, thank you, antonov and egor were kicked out, and will you tell me about the napis yourself, what is it? oh, lesenka, good morning. hello, kladya
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enediktovna. what are you doing here? i 'm waiting for you, you know, i really want to talk. come on, i 'll interrogate you now at the station. sit down, sit down. okay.
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i'm not sure i'll succeed, i'll succeed, i definitely will, i took some things that belonged to him then, here's his old phone, take it, there's also one in the bag on the back seat, a shirt, underwear, socks, no, the phone is enough, yeah, he's a goat himself, like in moscow they drive here, and these car sharing taxi drivers are just some kind of bastards.
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lyudmila sergeevna, stay a while, please. hello, sergey sanovich, hello, lyudmila sergeyevna, please tell me what my wife needed from you? how did you find out? the thing is, i don't have your abilities, i don't fly on a broom, but... but the app on my mobile
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phone showed the location of her car, i know your address very well, that's all, well, okay, you know, she was very interested in whether you had a mistress in moscow while you were away on a business trip, and what did you tell her, the truth? no, she's damn jealous, what the most surprising thing is that there are no grounds, i wish, hello, lucy, good morning, good morning, colonel zavodich, hi lucy, marinochka, how did you spend the night, well, how,
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hysteria, soothing. and i heard that women mostly go to psychology. to solve their psychological mental problems, let's go to work, great things await us today, my love is on the fifth floor, and why do the girls change so often? different, each has her own
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in the new season on the first, today we were auditioned for the gracheva choir, great, yura, you definitely need to sing, come on, sing, what a unique gift you have, you hit such
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notes, what an upstart you think you are, larka, it's you, don't you recognize me, or what, it's me, andryukha, that means your life is a success, you have everything that soviet women don't even dare to talk about, what does that mean, you don't take a guy just because, that he doesn't know the notes, in order to get the official status of a choir, you need to have at least 50 choristers, you are accepted, from today you begin a new life, if it weren't for this khovor, we would never have met, if i see you with this person again, i will tell my father everything, you are mine, you are my wife, what? do you need, give me back these 15 years, i thought everything was easy, i wanted fame, remember gorachev and his choir, there should be no song of the year, sing so that the sun rises, for,
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premiere of a multi-part film, soon on first, constantly saying that happiness loves silence, such two decoys, beauties, what are you doing?
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envious, hysteria is nearby, yes, sanya, we have already seen your video, i can already feel it. we will suffer today, of course, andryusha yesterday painted everything for her in colors for each victim, a smart boy, insightful, and what about me, she is a psychologist, how she started asking questions, but i was led to her, she looks at me, smiles, come on, come on, well i gave it to her, she was so excited, i almost shit myself, this realization came to her, katesis, we still have u... to eat, he could have killed me at any moment, well my dear, well he didn't kill, he didn't kill, he played like a cat with
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a mouse, i didn't even understand anything, i didn't suspect anything, don't worry, marina will be with you all the time, our employees will be with you too. everything will be fine, vik, if aleksey ivanovich says so, then you will be really safe, well this is really the only way to stop him, i know, i know, if you don't catch him, then i myself will look back all my life, you understand that it's scary, i understand, come here, come. everything will be fine, there is no need to get up and introduce yourself, we were joking, that's enough, jokes aside, vika agreed
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to cooperate with us, only if marina is next to her, she feels calmer that way, yeah, okay, i think it would be appropriate to assign another one of our employees to them. it will be done well, because the criminal is extremely cautious, i think he will find a way to set up surveillance at the entrance to the salon. there is no way for the employees to enter through the back door, the criminal may have the same opportunity, we are provided, so the composite sketch was distributed? no, we are afraid that one of the pps officers will scare him off, lie low, okay, now, regarding the phone from which he tried to call victoria. the phone is switched off for now, but the mobile phone providers provided us
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with a device with which we can track it in real time, i wonder if it can track any phone like that, no-no-no, this one must be returned at the end of the operation, please, we need to order the same one for the department. how many people will be involved? nine? no, 10, and with me, lyudmila sergeevna, now you are driving to my house, sit quietly and wait for me with caesar. lyosha, can i come with you. no, you can't. the main thing is that a text message comes every half hour. i'm fine, can i at least lyosha, i'm fine, no, you can't, just alexey
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ivanovich, so, yes, that's it, come on, come on, that's it, bye, so, it seems like we calculated everything correctly, yeah, look, it's annoying, i'm somehow worried, ivanovich, citizen, where are you going? korablyov is expecting a meeting with me. and what about our surveillance? it's been 2 hours there already,
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nothing suspicious has been noticed yet, yeah, go, come on, take marina, vika to the point, yeah, okay, check the weapons, andryukh, it's really annoying. he's already, and he's not there, he's on a mission, i mean, no, he didn't promise, i'm going to find him, can you imagine what a chance for titanic to curry favor, he just took command and immediately caught a maniac who terrorized the city for years, right away chest.
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no need to shout like that, we're currently working on a special operation to catch a terrible maniac who keeps all of moscow in fear, wow, i'm the one heading this special operation, and what are we standing, walking, working, working, working, it's, it's so impressive, can we take a photo, and we'll talk later, when it's convenient for you, now a photo, one, a small photo, please, please , please, please, what?
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well, everything will be fine, please follow me, ladies, follow me, nose, back, oh, my god, comrade colonel, velcro, what velcro is sticking out, oh, my god, it doesn't matter, so beautiful, my god, velcro, we're waiting for you, everything is there. go to the car, i'll be right now, helen, i have to go, i'm sorry, but i understand, serving, the law, serve, russia, well,
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posing, french press, found the time. attention everyone, operation cobra, excuse me, helen, service, show them the pussy's mother, to the cars, yeah. we'll drown with him, okay, let's go, vika, vika, how are you, i understand, look at me,
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look at me, everything will be fine, you go in as usual, we'll go in through. the move, yeah, got it, come on, the keys, these, you're great, come on, i'm with you.
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somehow everything is going smoothly. he ran away from us, now he's online himself, maybe it wasn't him, an imitator, we didn't say anything about him at all we don't know, no, he, too many details in the little things, the deed he hides in the details. it's time,
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lyosha, i, alexey ivanovich, i'm fine. good, that's good, everything is at least an hour, the watch is shockproof, of course, let's check. no, alexey ivanovich, is he really going to fall? yes, he'll take the statement back tomorrow.
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will titanic give it back? and where will he go, he is titanic. fuss and panic will not save titanic. touch colonel, the object's phone has turned on, geolocation is determined, yes, it is moving in our direction, i'm afraid it's very far away, by 8 the clock won't make it, just for a call, the target is an hour late, we're waiting, maybe we should send an operational group to meet him, no, we'll scare him off.
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comrade colonel, the target is changing direction , well, i see where he's moving? in the opposite direction along prospekt mira, towards the region, damn, why so slow, we see he's boarded public transport, yes, we're losing him, we're losing him, so pay attention, the target is leaving, marina and aleksey ivanovich, stay put, i'm following bevt with the group, drive to pro... mira, yes, oh, caesar, come to me, my
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good, come to me, how are you, did you miss me, oh, so i see, you're pining for your master, i can't touch my boots, ugh, they're not tasty, i'll keep quiet, so we can bring you something tasty, but first let's go for a walk, caesar, ugh, yeah, let's go for a walk, come on. let's go for a walk, and then, excuse me, well, where, that's it, that's it, that's it, come on, op, op, op, that's it, well done, sit, sit, sit, there, there, oh, it's not him, it's her, yeah, woman, wait a second, excuse me, please, i'm asking for my purse, what are you doing, i'm calling the police, calm down, we're already
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here, earned something tasty, yeah, hungry, sobakin, let's go, let's go, lapamat, let's go, where did you get this phone, this, this... not my phone, mine is, like this, well, have we had enough fun together, yes, my appetite has worked up, i am so hungry myself, let's have a look, i can't see anything, and lyudmila sergeevna, eduard. borisovich, hello, hello, and aleksey ivanovich? caesar,
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he is not at home, he is at work, and you are going to see him? yes, we are neighbors, and i came in about the radiator, where are you, caesar, forgive me, please, i will take him away, forgive me, now i will, i will take him, caesar, what you got nervous, come on, come on, come on, sit here, ah! forgive me, i was being silly without the owner, i say, we are neighbors, i'm talking about the radiator, my radiator is cold, maybe he can also figure out where the airlock has formed, you are neighbors, well, it happens, yeah, well, we are all neighbors, come on in, yeah. he won't come, he won't come, why? i don't know
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, i feel it. he's deceiving, yeah, the devil, he's in the details, listen, or maybe on the way here he noticed a more interesting target, well , maniacs have everything in their heads, it's funny, mm, call the group, he needs lucy, lyusya, as you say, nabikrin, i have it at home. we urgently go to the car, hot, strange, well, apparently, we were lucky, yes, lyudmila sergeevna, yesterday you were interested in what my hindu name means, uh, like
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potapov, huh? subtype, yeah, savior of sub -souls, sit down, if you scream, i'll charge you. "did you really think that i was interested in the mediocrity of psychology, i was sure that this chatterbox would tell her police girlfriend about me, because i am a special patient, why did you think that i am special, very mediocre, not
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find, he's looking for me in a completely different place now, that's what makes the game more interesting, isn't it, the body in the apartment and the cheeks that were on my trail, the witch, agree, the idea is great,
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surprised, i've been watching you closely for the last few months. you are amazing, you will become the highlight of my collection, and you put me there as if on a bed, whole or in pieces, after that you can retire, how predictable you all are! "you wanted to go on a mission with him, you wanted to, and i knew that he wouldn't take you, i knew, quietly, quiet, quiet, quiet, get away from him, get away from him, get away, get away, get away, yes, it's a joke,
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i get it, lyudmila sergeevna, lyudmila sergeevna nikrasova, our heroine today, it is thanks to her that we managed to catch a dangerous maniac today. operation cobra
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was developed personally by your humble servant. well, and also by some of our employees in conditions of the utmost secrecy and discipline, because even walls have ears. this is not just a cliché phrase, it is, so to speak, part of our profession. this is routine salt, you were not afraid, fear, you know, i apologize for, maybe, bragging, but they are not afraid only of the movie hero, we are from a different dough, fear is part of our profession, again the limit, spiritual emptiness,
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i would not forgive, thank you, i did not know that you are like that, what, reliable, thank you for lesya, it would be terrible if it were her instead of me, everything is fine, girls, listen, of course i am a bitch, but i really did not want everything to be fine, forgive me, come here.
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comrade may, yes, i understand your condition, of course i am not a psychic, but i am aware of your relationship with mrs. nikasy, therefore calm down, i'll try not to screw up, that pushkin, pushkin, that's good. well, something like that, the first and the pistol,
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let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go. hello, the vremya program is on the air, ikaterina andreeva is in the studio, the main events of the day. to push the enemy out of our land, the latest data on the situation in the kursk region. an exclusive report from channel one from a village where fighting recently took place.

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