it's time for me to outgrow this relationship yes, this famous phrase i'm in myself now, the matter is with me in fact alexey, we have a lot of questions for you, but we have limited time, so i suggest that you and i have a whole life ahead of us, don't say that i suggest doing a blitz, so i'll ask you questions , your task is to answer yes or no, come on, sat on dating sites and lied about your income , no? googled your name, yes, sang to a soundtrack? -

probably once or twice, i don't know, it was a long time ago, i said, you know who i am, funny, by the way, no, stole a girl from a friend, no, stole from a store, yes, but it was on a dare, swore in russian when no one understands you, yes, of course, i did it all the time, in fact, a lot became clear, thank you very much, that's all. that's all, these are all the questions that interested me personally, now turn to the camera, there will be a blitz from me, actually we are like this, how he turned the game around, you look, okay, karina, stole my heart, perhaps this is a very fast blitz, what are you doing tonight, we have never faced such an opponent, guys, arkady, let's go, give him the piano, this bidva will be legendary. tamara is not

upset, you performed brilliantly, went to the final of the tchaikovsky competition, and he didn't even offer me to go with him, thank you, and this is a gift from the all-union radio, as a token of admiration for your performance, and maybe it 's good that it ended like that, i'm not a toy, so that this happens to me, they found a list with orders and the names of those to whom he sold the goods, there were only artists and musicians, among them your name is listed, by any means. as you wish, but so that there were no more concerts in our city, that's it, give me the phone, i 'll dial it myself now. ilyech will not like it at all that a bad story is being blown up around his favorite artist again.

well, dear friends, how many times should you jump to lower your blood pressure, unusual ways to lower your blood pressure and many other important and interesting things in the program live healthy, on monday on the first, for the song. you have a special video with people who perceive this world in a special way, please tell us how you feel about it i came for this reason, but the video just gives me goosebumps, to be honest, guys, there are people there who can't hear and it's very touching, you know, i do a lot of charity, i don't talk about it, but i do it, i try very hard, so i met one girl, she's not deaf, i don't know, i was texting her on a piece of paper, she ran up to me with such eyes, like...

she looks at me like that, and tears just come, and the teacher brought her to me and said: "aneth, this girl, she loves yours very much songs, val, i just can't, i don't pay attention, i just listen like that, well she can't express it, she can't, here she just cries, stands, looks, cries like that, then she hugged me so tightly, hugs, hugs, and you know, i realized that sometimes words are not needed, i'm wrong, words are very necessary, come on please, sing this song, you 're beautiful, you'll become happy without him, don't run after him, you're strong, you'll become happy without him, don't cry, you're beautiful, you'll become happy without him, don't run after him.

strong, you will become a song, happy, a friend is crying in the kitchen, i know, he left another, how painful and sad, to fall asleep alone now. dear friend, you did everything for him, and he did everything for women, scattered your love, and you yourself plunged into him with your head, forgot, as if about yourself, yourself, he was just needed, to teach you a lesson, go to hell from the heart, you are such guys, you do not cry, you are beautiful, you will become a song happy.

okay, ready, let's go, tell me, i love you, i love you, tell me, i you i love you, i love you, take the keys to the tray and

intercom, the password to the heart and phone, okay, you are with your friends at the steam room counter, and i will be. i'm tired and your face is in tears and mascara and waterproofs to get to know you and tu-tu-tu-tu, okay, i invited you to hug and dance, but you said i won't go, and maybe not right away, but at second glance, i realized that i love you, give me, give me, give me just a chance, listen, can you, can you, can you, can you not sow.

which and the dam phone, the password to the heart and phone, tell me, i love you, you i love you, and no matter what happens in this world, your residence permit is in my apartment, cool, i announce that we are starting a game, understand me, the essence of this game is very simple: there are two people in the team, you have a card, a song is written on the card, you take the card, read the name of the song to yourself, and then hum this song to your teammate so that he understands it, you have 30 seconds to do this, valentina, you will then be with anet, and

alexey will be with karina, so to speak, well, are you ready, the pair karina and alexey begin, i see, so, she's crazy, so exchange, alexey, take the card, and my bunny, i'm your bunny, so good, let 's go further, vladimir central north, stop, wait, give me a drink, okay, okay, we're doing well, so, a glass of gays.

of course, friendship won, no, and i also wanted to applaud valya, because it was very good,

really, i guessed almost all the songs that you sang, so guys, in fact, i know one secret, so only one, yeah, well, spill it then, i know that you know how to steer a ship, it's true, i'm the captain, you captain, you are captain alexey vorobyov, conqueror of the seas, now we will test alexey vorobyov on his knowledge. special sound signals that are used on the water. so, now the first signal will sound, and you must guess what it is? gave, there are answer options: taking a selfie on a yacht, the second, changing course to the right, and the third - attention, of course, attention, that's right, the second sound, the ship is backing up, it's a parking sensor, so, when it approaches, right? if closer, it will start, if you don't want to listen to the answer options, i

i want to listen to you always, val, the woodpecker has captured the pocket cabin, the second is a warning, the third is asking to get in touch, this is the second, this is a warning, that's right, that's right, look, he knows everything, the third sound is asking to increase the speed, the second is asking to increase the salary, and the third is asking to increase the lunch time, well, the first option is, of course, correct. thank you, okay, the fourth sound is anton, the first answer option is: request to overtake, the second is jamming the horn button and the third is the captain reporting that his heart is free, i'm just now, because i really liked this option, i choose the last one, it's wrong, this is the first one, but i choose the third one, i guessed everything, take it, i suggest celebrating this triumph of alexey vorobyov. with such an interesting bootleg, as we call it, that is , a combination of two songs: we took your song

"tears" your "lesh" song "crazy" combined their choruses, that it's incompatible, i'm even interested in what will happen now, actually these will be choruses, first your chorus, then your chorus the whole world.

countries, yes, and there are different time zones. cool, lyosh, you live, it turns out

that radwan is on two now radwan, well now he is in his own way he is doing something, how did you find each other, i was quietly acting in a movie, in russia, writing music, an absolutely fateful thing, because raban decided to create his own label, in which to recruit artists from different countries, to unite music and the world, okay, a great idea, in my opinion, amazing, so that means, his colleague, some comrade who came, he was lara fabian's manager, and he came to russia with her for a concert, yeah. and he knew, after all, that radwan he is assembling a team for himself and he just saw a video on tv, it was the soundtrack to the film fobes, in which i starred and there was a song in english, he says, this is a russian guy, i say to him yes-yes, like what's your name, he wrote it down and sent it to just radvan, and then it was very funny, because it means from radvan, and it means from america they write an email about how

they would like to meet alexey, yeah, uh, and i say to my manager, that's my second... everything is real, i arrived, i don't know, i i don't know english, it was really creepy, i go into the studio where michael jackson recorded steve wonder, it's right in the center of hollywood, you're...

it was really embarrassing that i didn't understand anything, but wait, well then, and then i had a stroke, what are you talking about, yes, we just started recording the album, and it so happened that i had a stroke, half of my body was paralyzed, the left side, one vocal cord too, my hand didn't feel anything and didn't move at all, so i spent the next year just recovering, trying to recover and return, you know, to be precise, for example, before i could hear a musical composition, and just immediately stand up at the royal and start playing it, because well , polyphonic sound, i am a trained musician, now, that is, some talents they did not return to me, they remained with that person, with another, who was me before, the most amazing thing is that it happened

exactly the night before i was supposed to start recording the first song, go to the studio in the morning, i wake up in the hospital, and i swear, i have a feeling that this is not real, first of all, i don't understand english again , the doctors are saying something, and i, you know, am just a zero, from here they give me some kind of something to eat, the food is falling out of my mouth, i 'm like, this, well this can't be, well this is true, this is impossible, i'm a superhero, i did all the stunts in the movies, i jumped from the 17th floor with one rope, damn it, that is, this is unreal, you come to this moment, some kind of rethinking of everyone there in general... in fact, i left the hospital on my own foot a month later, and the doctors, they told katerina, they said that you you know, we can't promise anything at all, he has a very serious brain damage, you know, when my inner movement was wild anger, every day i

wake up, i'm very angry, that is , they tell me about no, you can't get up and i just, that is, when i... so-so, but she dances until the morning.

and already everything went dark in my eyes, handsome, my friends, in our wonderful podcast not a format there is such a rubric, which is called brewing a hit, i suggest that you, together with us, together with you, write a hit, we - did a small draft, i like it already, well yeah, we are such a funchok, such a funchok, yeah, thank you, thank you, arkady, look. i thought about the fact that - you can write a very simple chorus: you were made for me, i love you very much, arkady, please show me the original, please, you were made for

me, i love you so much, you added fire to my life, and i love you very much, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, this is my suggestion, we can take this chorus as a basis. throw in a rap, for example, like a verse, make a freestyle or vice versa, in general to go completely against the grain, as you just showed a phenomenal relationship with the accordion, it seems to me that our hit also has an accordion, it's the same, it's not similar to each other, yes, bring the accordion, please, what are we writing a song about, my friends, well, i offered you this story, this one, well, let's take this one as an addendum, yes, and what's good, you were made for me, i love you very much, yes, okay, then let's give us, we need a verse, i wake up and see your eyes. not much, i need to tell you, for example, yes, where were you, i was waiting for you, so many tears, i was scolding you, let

's try, where were you, i was waiting for you, where were you, i... i missed you, where were you, i was waiting for you, i waited so much, i waited so much, and i want to go home, but not with you, come on, go and cook something in the kitchen now, baby, you're collected, you're very good, and i love you very much.

listen to good music, watch not the format, but this scene, we give in, annette, sai, if your tears were water. oh, you would have already watered the whole world with it, darling, but in life there is more than just pain, you can shine, if

your tears were dusty with water, we would have already watered the whole world, my dear it is in life, only pain can you shine, in your world everything is shrouded in dust, lights do not grow. although they were before, time goes by, your life is getting worse, i will put my soul on someone to lean on, you are still free, you are superfluous in this world, it is already so bad, i even want to hide, i know this firsthand, but i know who went out, you will sweat this, if you filled everything with water, you have already sprayed it on the whole world. my dear but in life there is, not only be, you will be able to shine, if your tears were water, you would

already on the booze. love the world, but it's not always such a cruel thing, girl, you were born for love,

i greet you, dear viewers. as always , a podcast of jokes and today in our humorous laboratory two wonderful representatives of many industries, here are both cinema and tv shows, first of all, we are, of course , united by kvn, because once we played this wonderful game, alexey likhnitsky and nadezhda angarskaya, here we try, well , let's say, in a discussion, in some format of conversation, talk, to understand some things, who can...

that women in humor are not funny, that is , well, for a long time, there were more humorists there, i don’t know, in the soviet union, yes, or even there was a western humorous culture, but in our time, well, let’s say, after the 2000s, well, in the 20th century, a large number of humorous programs appeared, and very serious projects with women’s humor appeared there, can we say

today that women somehow took... revenge, or maybe there was no revenge, maybe at that time we were mistaken and somewhere secretly there was a sect of female humor, what do you think, nat? lord, what a long counter-word it was, a lecture to laugh at everything, otherwise i 'll have to cry, you 're now proving that male humor also let's talk about humor, now proof that male humor does not exist, here's a good one, look, here she pushed off, we'll only start the program with this, so seriously, it does not exist, vote for me, it seems to me that this is generally connected in principle with the development of some, like in politics, there were few women, agree, there are more of them now, yes, heads of enterprises, some top managers, how can you imagine a scene without beautiful women who have a sense of humor, with a sense of humor, with a sense of humor, well, humor itself, which is not a woman with a sense of humor - it's great, any person who has a sense of humor is a good person, let's say, at least you can spend some time with him, he

understands something. with a sense of humor yes, namely to do humor professionally, you've been doing humor professionally for many years, yes, how many, how much creature, already like freedom or you there or it has been brewing for a long time, let's say so in the end, yes, here's about if even taking the same kvn, then there was one, i don't know, out of 10 men's teams, and in each men's team there was conditionally there , please, a representative, when there was one girl. but what kind, and then, when such teams had accumulated a certain number, all these - frontmen girls, got together and said, let's give battle, but look, the thing is that the presence of a girl there in team, yes, let's say, in some, it just gives - more, let's say, opportunities for you to show humor, that is, either or a guy, like in the old days in the theater, women also played roles, men played, but they didn't trust women at all

, they trusted very little.

but no, you know, blondes are really cool, it 's cool to be a blonde, because if you ever did something wrong, it's immediately, well, such a silly blonde, i don't know, oh, everything is forgiven her, but if i get on the road, i apologize, i ran out of gas, and i i say, guys, help me, half the cars will pass, he will say, are you completely stupid, here , fill up the car there, i don’t know, a blonde is different, she is such a girl, defenseless, i just don’t have to, i don’t have to get into such situations, i need to be smarter.

i didn’t know these, nadya showed this stereotype, it exists, you know, stereotypes are generally convenient, but jokes about blondes, they are still connected to some kind of like, well, misunderstanding of something simple, as you remember the joke, when - well, there are a lot of them, i can now, throw it out, yes, i remember that two blondes - they meet there, let's say, these are two girlfriends, they have all this about them, she says: listen, do you know why the helicopter has such a big propeller? he says: why? he says so that the pilot doesn't sweat, he says, it can't be, he says, i'm telling you, he says, no, it can't be, yes, this propeller, so that the pilot doesn't sweat, because once we were flying, before landing this propeller stopped, you should have seen how the pilot sweated, or they are sitting there, they know, in fact, these same girlfriends

they're sitting there, he says, listen, it's so hot, i want some kvass, he says, did you know that kvass is made from bread, she's serious, get the juicer, yeah, i mean, screw it, when two blondes get on a plane, they say, what a huge machine, just look, what a pig it is, how i don't understand how these hijackers hijack them, the second one says, you're an idiot, they hijack them when they're small in the sky, well, you see how, how lovely they are, and you, you know , jokes are just a convenient cliche, of course, it's the same as with the chukchi, you know, they came up with it, it's convenient at the right time, it's just convenient, it's convenient to joke, of course, because this topic will be written out and there will be no jokes anymore.

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, i still don't know, well, that's also from the category, yeah, like a blonde, she 'll change her hair color, that's what will happen to her, will they joke differently there, or on or vice versa, or vice versa, it seems to me, now it's not even about blondes anymore, like pumped-up lips, you know, when a stereotype has already started, like, these are the girls who are becoming, that's what they joke about more, probably, yeah, it's just that becomes more than those who do not do this, because girls do not understand when a man sees everything, remember those? goes through the airport, well, like security for a flight, i remember, i remember a joke, when a blonde in her they ask, is there a piercing cutting one, she has cutting ones, he says that thongs, yes, yes, yes, so and we are at the airport going somewhere and runs, you won’t believe it, just everything in

one, blonde, and lips, you know, when a tracksuit is all in rhinestones, and a suitcase is all in rhinestones, she runs down the escalator, let me through, let me through, and runs straight down the escalator, let me through, let me through, oh late, suddenly unexpectedly english broke through, everything i could, everyone is like that, everything in general, apparently on an international flight, i didn’t run like that, i was late for a plane once. by the way, i was already pregnant at that moment, with my second child, it was literally recently, and when i understand that my flight there, boarding ends in 7 minutes, they were making a highway there, and i was really late, i run out of the car and just like that to the crossing, there is a huge line, for the first inspection, i write, i run screaming, and sorry, girls, boys, sorry , you're late, no one could say a word to me, because i was saying so much text that they just rushed everyone, you know, i'm running fast, fast, i'm running further, i'm running, watching everything there, i'm running up, another 2 hours. it started, the energy was delayed, sorry, sorry, guys,

these people i was pushing aside, sorry, let me through, please, thank you very much, boys, girls, i'm in a hurry, they're coming at me, sorry, i was scared, and you know, if i were a little hulondinka, i would stood aside, no one saw me, you understand, and the fact that i made a ruckus, there is still some big woman standing there, and i have nowhere to hide, by the way, it is not a fact that this is the main program of apologies, some guy there in ancient times , then he must have drunk away his salary somewhere there or somewhere there, that's how it is. in life, such stereotypes are like well, invented

, such stereotypes, which have recently begun to disappear, that's how it seems to me that even women's humor can be funny, a trader from monday to first, rise, stand up, this is my office, not a walk-through yard, get out of here, excuse me, comrade colonel, go to switzerland,

with my friend, she has three children, let 's meet, let's meet in a cafe, we met in this cafe, the children ordered pizza there, some food, naturally it was left, and the pizza was standing there whole, she says: could you wrap it up for us to take away, she says, no problem, i see my child has a cutlet on his plate, it was just bitten off once, i say, throw this cutlet in the bag, i'll put it i'll give it to the dog, and she starts collecting it all, says, we had a banquet here and - the wife says, so, there's one woman there, and you...

we're discussing how the joke came about , but well, no, well, when we're here often when there's well, this or that, there are some things there based on puns, yes, and there are just well, when the situation, you understand , formed the basis of this joke. well, i have - well, not so long ago, this maslenitsa week, and it passed there and there, well, the story just burned out in the heat, that is, it, well, to bring it down like a pancake, yes, how damn, my wife and i were visiting there outside the city in the tver region, so, uh , just when we were relaxing at home, we were playing some games there, some games, uh, in the good sense of the word, we also blindfolded ourselves and...

and three people came there, so, one had a key, he opened this old door, wooden, it's a hospital, so, a woman came who can write out a referral, do an x-ray, and a man came who knows how to do this x-ray, so, they all came together, three of them, so, and this one took key, went to prepare the x-ray machine and that means the second one stayed there with this woman, well, in short, we are all on the hook , having fun there, right? and the woman fills out a journal, like the reason, how to do it, and like , how did it happen, like, what's wrong with the leg, i say, what's wrong with the leg, this is your partying in general, my wife, i say, i saw this pole, i saw these red boots, she climbed, and i say, she almost reached the top, just a little bit , then down bang, and we don't know if there's a fracture or this, she looked at us,

at everyone, i'm very serious, look there, she, well, and in short, wrote something down, we went out into the corridor, laughed like that, in short, well , just like... there he writes it down, well, so my wife is in the elevator, there they sent her somewhere to the third floor, that's it, she came back and just says, i 'll go to the car, she says, you wait here for these pictures, there's, well, it's just like a hospital, a hospital, yeah, well, i'm sitting and waiting, i can hear everyone walking around on the third floor and suddenly i hear them coming out once and once someone got out a cigarette and went out to smoke something, so he struck with a box, not yet a lighter, and there you hear one the second one says the hospital says something

when the doorbell rings and the husband comes in with his friend and wife: come in, come in, so once there, he says, come in here to the kitchen, they sit down at the table, and there is such a mountain of unwashed dishes, in short, the table is so dirty, everything is like that, and the wife is like, maybe i

should take this husband out for a minute, he says: you, you don’t understand that i’m not going to cook anything for you, there is a mountain of unwashed dishes, i have such a mess there, are you you? why did you bring him? he says: yes, don’t worry, it’s just that the idiot decided to get married, like this not very funny, but some kind of, you know, in spite of the day, that now, like now, in general, about the fact that women there and girls in general, like cooking, it becomes for them somehow , that i now, now you can order everything, yes, now they will bring trali-vali, well , well, more and more like about a man, here he cooks, he will cook, and all the time when i see there they invite me to visit and there to fry some kind of shashlik. seriously, i notice that most often it is the guys who cook in the kitchen, that is, my male friends floor, yes, my buddies, all the time, that lyokha, that other guys, everyone was doing something there, i went, bought this, look, all the men are standing, discussing the products, what will happen.