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what happened? spassky was killed, how was he killed? he was afraid of something, he made an appointment with me. the killer found out the place and time. what do you think? you said tapin was listening to you, do you really think this is the security service? i didn't say anything, i don't think anything, hey!
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delicious, and the extras, thanks, come here, quickly, and you here, wait, got it? go, go, go, aim, lyosha, ah, madyanov met me at home last night, said that he has a man who... can help now decipher
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the sound on the video, i'm calling right now, because it couldn't get any worse, stanislav dtordovich. well, lyoshenka, did you manage to get home tonight? what's wrong with us? they shot from a beretta m9, ​​that's all i can say for now, it's expensive and rich, please don't leave at 6 o'clock, be there , a man will come, lyus, stop it. you understand, she does this
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on purpose, as soon as you pay attention to it, she gets colossal pleasure from it. yes, i understand, well , i still feel awkward, in front of whom, well, in front of the guys, they understand perfectly well that i myself don't understand something, two adults, want to live with each other, that they run around like schoolchildren, there, stop, wait, let's go, tell me, deer, do i have the right to live with a woman, do you, alexey ivanovich, look. i went to school, studied, graduated from college, i have the right to everything, i have the right by age, alexey ivanovich, that we will set up a baby, the truth speaks, thank you, deer, yes, well, what did she whisper to you there, the phone number, yeah, i remembered it right away, i had no doubt, yes, she just said that i was lucky to have met such a wonderful woman. like you, well, i think she rather had
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i mean, i got lucky, or you, let's go, san, don't hang up, talk to me, so, ah, okay, i'm saying, i'm saying, here... i'm still saying , i'm saying, i'm saying, i'm saying, i'm saying now, so 2 3, i'm saying, i'm saying something, i'm saying it all the time, what should i say, i'm still saying it, yeah, san, come in. titanic
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asked for packages for you to be there at 6 p.m., tapin will arrive, he'll interrogate you about spassky's murder, that's it. yeah, that's it, have a nice day, we'll be glad to see you, vladimir rich, we're always waiting.
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got it, uh-huh, sorry, something like that, yeah, mom, hi, lesha, how are you, hi, nothing, fine, i'll tell you when we meet, ok, especially since the meeting is just around the corner, what are you coming to see me for? no, i'd like to invite you and lesya, i want a wedding, to what wedding, to my skoley, well , we've submitted an application, so get ready
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, are you kidding me, lesha, are you, honestly, everything's fine with you, somehow you don't get it? no kidding, i get it all, a wedding with a photo, with a white dress, yeah, that's the kind of wedding that kolya wants, wow, you 're giving it to me, oh well, thanks for the invitation, we will definitely, okay, i'll let you know in a week, yeah, okay, let's go for now, u dait, do you hear, tapin, my mother is getting married, and
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you weren't invited? there is reason to believe that a new provocation is being prepared. colleagues, please have a moment's attention, i'd like to introduce you to dr. eugene willowstone from boston. what else do we know about this man? he's from the central intelligence agency, by the end of the month we'll have irrefutable evidence that iraq is developing chemical weapons. they'll refuse, we need to seize the moment, marry me, iraq needs weapons, organize a supply at least ten-anti-aircraft machine guns, and no one will say a word against your wedding, you are dating me solely for the sake of your career, did you doubt it, and do you love your russian,
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time, we begin to live in a new way, what is the most important thing for our health, the answers in the program to live healthy. tomorrow on the first. i shake my head, i fly into the top. i am such a sad girl, cold as.
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very thorny, what professions did our masters on friday on the first, the path to their calling guests on the way to a dream, i also worked as an instructor in the district committee of the komsomol, and since there was no such rate, in my work book it is written cleaner yakubovich, i am 3 years worked in libraries, i really didn't like it, but we have a storyline about how you returned to your native library, oh, tatyana, can we do sovkhs with you, all my professions, whether it was a cook's apprentice, a loader, they were selected taking into account that i had as much time as possible to do what i loved, i worked on central television, as a senior accountant, a senior, you said, there will be a hedgehog, and what is this, my first entry was in the book, my favorite, a night receiver,
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i sit there and evaluate how good i am as a girl sings such a wonderful voice and then such oh my whose singing on saturday on the first in the new season on the first - an hour ago flew in me people, but threw things immediately to you, minal you are so good to you with her ... lucky, we foisted off to this rich man a copy under the guise of a real monet? looks impudently boy, good family, fought, has an award, you can't intimidate such a one? no need, there the girl decides everything, oh, hello, one friend told me that your hatred got involved with a bad company, they are engaged in machinations, 40 we won't collect the braids in 3 days anyway, we will, and can you help me with one thing, or at least with all of them? so, votkin himself will give everything, all we have to do is take the money, well, leave unnoticed, cool, he's trying to get you on klene
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for no reason, let him do what he wants, as long as he helps, i would advise you to give up walking, they want to kill you, ninel, the premiere of a multi-part film, soon on the first, we rehearsed with him, i'm not going to make excuses, or maybe you like him, ingo? morda, wake up, hello, and what about the strong faraer it turned out, uvozhukha, well , i started in the nineties, i've seen a lot, the nineties, and if he really doesn't know anything, he knows.
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that's it, listen, if you misbehave, i'll take your ears off, literally... what do you want from me? where's the flash drive? what, what flash drive, what does it even look like? okay.
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okay. how again? sergeevna? okay, antonina sergeevna. yes, we'll definitely check. a black car on the sidewalk, near a store with large. and windows, tell me the address, yes, i wrote it down, yes, i wrote it down, goodbye, yes, thanks for the signal, what happened, granny some, or not a granny, but definitely with a twist, says that she saw a guy abducted by aliens near an office center, or not
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an alien, half-assed, but look around the eastern district, if. wait a second, yes, yes, san, this is exactly your story, go to the address, check what i have, and what i have, then bicycles, then aliens, maybe i should make a tinfoil hat, do it, yes, take lucy with you. and hello, you are antonina sergeevna, sergeeva, yes, and who are you? we are from the police, and show us your documents, yeah, yeah.
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okay, then maybe you can tell us antonina, sergeeva, well we already understood that, so tell me, are you sure that this man didn't get into the car himself, of course, they grabbed him and pushed him, or rather, i only saw one there, he approached him from behind, why didn't they call the police right away, i was afraid that they would drag me away too, who are the police, everything from you, what?
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yesterday, but at the same time he claims that for him this is basically a normal thing, there are no traces of blood or a struggle on the car, marina is working, the car will be driven to our parking lot, camera, we looked at it, but from that angle it’s not clear whether he got on the bus himself or was dragged into it, the minibus blocked the view, but there is a witness, it’s strange, but she claims that he got on the minibus of his own free will. yes, vasya sablin is in charge of the minibus, and i’ll check where marik’s phone was last seen, marik’s photo, the car is wanted, well, he wanted to go to the anniversary in a new suit, there is no suit, there was one, for another
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occasion, which was for the wedding with marina? lyosha, is he alive, are they keeping him at the plant, or is it some abandoned area there. silver ball so huge like an observatory ball yes there is such a place let's go check lyosh jacket so if you're in charge the rest are with me take weapons and what
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happened marik was found alive so far yes. i'm with you, where to? i saw where it is? okay, don't get out of the cars, okay, there is. let's go, it's okay, i won't tell you. we 'll see about that. yeah, listen, took it, listen, finish it off and get out of here, urgently, what's all the fuss about, cops. they're coming here, no need, i'll pay, i have money,
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listen, and how did the cops get so quick about this place recognized, saw the witch. there's a ball, the entrance is here, it seems, so stay with lyusya, sanya, go around the building, look there, the rest are with me, how do you do it,
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somehow it works out. and do you see anything like that? what, well, faces there, sometimes i see, lucky, some are lucky, some are not so lucky. don't touch, check,
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collect all the evidence and urgently to marina, ah, marik, marik. hands, i know, are warm, just left, in short, now we're going to klysem's dacha, sit there and don't stick your head out. as soon as i give the command, to the bald one, cool, i'm having a blast at the bald one's, fresh air, mushrooms, berries, nobody don't bother your brain, don't show your nose, and
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don't drink, or i'll punish you as you say, but i'll hang up after last time, yes, i understand, i accepted, the owner ordered to take the trunks for a shilling, so now we'll drop by one place, but only then take off your bald head. in the new season, on the first, you have a good collective farm, and you
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'll try to make it rich, a millionaire, and you've hardly aged, it's hard, probably with the unfamiliarity there will be a village, nothing, we'll get used to it, and in our village your hanky-panky can end badly, vadim, partork, are you sure, he's the same womanizer, my marinka and i almost broke up just before the wedding, because of him, and if i fall in love with you again, it's yours, what do you want with it, throw it away, wear it, hide it, he pestered you again yesterday, don't disgrace the family, kirill, i want to give you advice, as an experienced womanizer, don't pester a woman if she doesn't want it herself, you're ruining your life and hers, what will happen to you now, what will they do, these are not simple words, if necessary, i'll kill you, i would n't throw around such words, if you kick, i'll put you in jail, for which we always give an article we'll find, i won't survive if you cheat on me, i can't live without you, premieres on august 26 on
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the first. "i can't live without you, i'll wait. the russian flag is more than 300 years old, it was established by peter ii on january 20, 1705. the arrangement of the stripes on the flag then explained the structure of the world. this is a colored cloth of white, blue, red colors, so if the coat of arms is located on it, then it is not a flag, it is the standard of the president. in the west there is a single-headed eagle, in the east a double-headed one." it expresses the symphony between secular power and spiritual power. the monk told an amazing history: well, he got his hands on a new russian ruble, on which he saw a two-headed eagle without crowns or crosses. and he was upset and began to pray that the crowns and crosses would return to the ruble. children sing the anthem, they understand that this is the anthem of their country. as for the anthem, the flag, yes, this is very correct and
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in demand, only... it is necessary that this be done with dignity, on the day of the state flag of russia on saturday on the first, rise, stand up, this is my office, not a passageway, get out of here, excuse me, comrade, colonel, you will go to switzerland, according to the legend, your object, the swiss general henri guzon. hitler is ready for war, it is about to begin. there are strangers in our village, two men in a black mercedes, i think they are interested in you, you will go with us. most likely, you will be sent to the gulag. duels, the illegal life of colonel rybkina. on saturday, on the first. having started writing, i seemed to have been resurrected. i worked under my
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de. on our project, generations do not conflict, but unite in beautiful duets. two stars.
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fathers and sons, on sunday on the first, in the new season one, we were auditioned for grachev's choir today, great, yura, you definitely need to sing, come on, sing, what a unique gift you have, you hit such notes, what an upstart you think you are, clarke, it's you, don't you recognize me? you have everything that soviet women don't even dare to dream of, what does this mean, you don't take a guy just because he doesn't know notes, in order to get the official status of a choir member, you need to have at least 50 choir members, you've been accepted, from today you start a new one life, if it weren't for this hur, we would never have met, i'll see you again with
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this... well, what's going on? oh wait, okay, okay, we can't spare a taxi for you, where? in the nest?
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i see, we didn't have time, did you tell anyone besides me? that we were coming here? no, well, only to you in the office, and then we were together all the time, so what? okay, let's ask tapin. what does tapin have to do with it? he found a bug in his office, is he listening to me. no, well who, who? who else? well, he's alive! as if he were alive, so run, run, that's it, we're saving the people of israel, marik, hold on, where are we going, go, go, here, yeah, why the hell
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did we come here, to get weapons, where, over there, look. it's empty here, what are you doing? what for? you left the cup in the basement and the ball and knife are all in your fingers, moron, that's a ball for me, throw it! our fingers from the plastic cup, a wonderful biography, there's a coincidence, you 'll like it, lesha, great, thank you
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, wonderful, you're welcome, so that's it, this coffee footballer is wanted, well, who do we have there? anton olegovich sirov, nickname gray, first time sat down for a minor, two more an episode for causing grievous bodily harm, attempted murder, was released 2 years ago, now he's going to jail again, first we need to find him, we'll find him. oh, yeah, yeah, hello, okay, are you on the metro? oh, okay, i'll meet you, if you don't want to, as you wish, i have
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urgent business. lyudmila sergeevna, hello, good afternoon, i recognized you right away, are you otmadyanova? you could
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say that, i'm very glad to have the opportunity to meet you in person and express my deepest gratitude to you. for what? i'm regina kuibuseva's dad, you saved her, i'm glad. let's see how i can help you. yes, please, let's go. have you ever noticed how newborn babies and infants closely watch their parents' lips and tongues, trying to imitate their movements. this is where the ability to read lips comes from, of course, everything is individual, such abilities depend on imaginative thinking, on analytical perception, on visual memory, but with practice comes experience, with
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experience comes, sorry, i'm late, vladimirich, come in, we've met, sorry, i don't know your name, stanislav eduardovich, please sit down, really, sit down, yes, thank you, i beg you, vladimirich, yes, thank you, sit down here, i beg you, excuse me, maybe we'll start, yes, let's get started.
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do you think that this is enough to
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remove suspicion from our employees, that's for the lawyers, that is , there was no talk about money, no, and i guarantee it, thank you, stanislavich, what are you saying, you're welcome, bravo. lyusenka, you have my phone number, and if you ever need my help, don't be shy, contact me at any time time of day and night, i will do everything in my power for you, thank you again, well this is alexey ivanovich, thank you, by the way, regina sends you a big hello, to her too.
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classic, take the wiretap off me, so, let's not get offended, alexey, you yourself know that this is the procedure when an investigation begins, by the internal security service against someone, there is no secret in this, i know, i know, well, and do you know that you have a rat in your department, otherwise how would they have found out friedman's location, how would they have escaped, you? and what are you talking about, alexey? about the bug in my
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office? we were listening to your mobile phone, we didn't put any bugs. it's you - a rat has appeared. and who ordered spaskom to flatten me, ignatich? how do i know, i just received a statement, since... provided the facts, i had to open a case, and the deputy minister? naturally, we were obliged to inform him, i remind you that makhil gnatyich is a general who holds a high position in the ministry. so, he found out about it from you, that's what i can't tell you. so, come to me tomorrow and we'll sort everything out figure it out. and yeah, don't touch the wiretap, let him think we don't know anything about it. "ignati's birthday is tomorrow, an anniversary, well
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then let's do it the day after tomorrow, well let's try the day after tomorrow, we agreed, bye. cool? and what time to ignatievich tomorrow? at eight, they gave you the address, i'm going to the dacha tomorrow, oh well, vasya, you're a member of the team, huh? no, guys, well thanks of course for
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the invitation, but i didn't know yours yet, it's convenient for me, yeah, in short, if you decide to do it, here's the address, thanks, come on! you'll give me a ride, well no i know, hello, i'm listening, hello, varya, hi, varya is not here. yes, hello, hello, who is this? varya, no, i told you, where is varya? she can't pick up the phone. who is this? nurse, varya is in the hospital. where? in the hospital, in
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the diagnostic department. address, quickly. there is reason to believe that it is being prepared. colleagues, if i may just have a moment's attention, i would like to introduce you to dr. eugen willowstone from boston. what else do we know about this man? he is from the central intelligence agency, by the end of the month we will have irrefutable evidence that iraq is developing chemical weapons. now you are a real friend to them, a hero, they will refuse nothing, she is taking advantage of the moment, marry me, iraq needs weapons. organize the delivery of at least ten anti-aircraft machine guns and no one will say a word against your wedding, you are dating me solely for the sake of a career, did you doubt it, and do you love your russian, trader, watch after the program,
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that do not take all the vitamins, that is why we have so many children in families, did you choose for him or did he bring it himself, mom, here you go, he didn't leave me, and i didn't fall in love with her at all, i didn't know, maybe you have a relationship, what other relationship, somehow it turned out that he became everything to me, just everything, a soundtrack, sergei solovyov on the set, a tyrant, a despot, a dictator, the main thing is not
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the glass, the main thing is to feel like a sighted person, it was fantastic, i can't even say cinema, it's an art object, everything that 's left for me from life is you, it's impossible to become a director, you can only be one, he 's either there inside you, or he's not, i understood, everything that happened was the most valuable to me me in life, the most precious thing, everything happened by chance, pure foolishness, on sunday on the first, in the new season, on the first, rumors about this crime are already circulating in the city. wherever you go, they say everywhere, women are lured into taxis and shot in the back, i wanted to ask you about your find, this knot seemed very...
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you are the only real witness, the only person to whom he came openly. well, major, the hunt has begun, the confrontation, the premiere of the legendary book by yulian semyonov. varya, hello, hello, what happened? nothing, varya, explain what 's going on, i'm pregnant, we're going to have a baby,
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san, i'm very afraid for you, andrey, this is your lucy, i'm very afraid, boy, you fool. arika, i love you very much, goodbye, at lucy's, home, yes, say hello to caesar, okay, and you're klavdiya venedikt at my place then, let's kiss. i'll tell you, mikhail ignatyevich, dear, i
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'm glad, honestly, i'm sincerely glad that everything turned out so well, i wish you good health, comrade lieutenant general, come on, leave these formalities, colonel tapin called me, told everything, well... you see how well it turned out, that they kept the situation under control there, provided such support, yes, you see how, then, i have no questions, you have no wishes, something, well, what questions can there be, yes, our police depends on people like you, we need to take care of such personnel, no, no, we don’t need to take care of me, by the way, i heard that you have an anniversary planned here tomorrow, and oh, fyodorovich, time flies, yes. well, all the best, fyor ivanovich, all the best, all the best.
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bring me, come on, sit down. luash, turn around, i need to go home, tomorrow
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anniversary, i need to at least dig up a dress, shoes, i just put a suit on you first, but for me it's a whole process, painful and long, i just... i love this wine, you drank less, stop it, don't i have the right to relax
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after a hard day at work? and mind you, it wasn't an easy day, for us, marinochka, why are you so tense, now we'll eat, go, have a drink, listen, what do you think about lyusya, and what does lyusya have to do with you, i 'm sitting with you, not with lyusya, what are some problems, after all, lyusya, well, lyusya, lyusya needs to be noted, a good employee, unconventional, useful,
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thanks to her... because lyusya is exactly as you described her, i'll go anyway, please forgive me, no need to see me off, lyusya, marin,
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you idiot. marsey, where are you? marcel, there you are, you little rascal, you won't dare run away anymore.
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oh, hi, you look great. thank you, but you too, i can't wear this suit, like lerk from the office, well, you're wrong, i really like it, let's go, aleksiyeva, lyusenka, come to us, come on, come on, come on, hi, here. today , very close people have gathered for me, well, yes, this is my family, that's it, there are no strangers here, yes.
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"what kind of boss i was for you, well, that 's not for me to judge, but your assessment is very dear to me, but there is a person here who commanded me from the moment when i was still a simple operative, this..." she was very responsible in her service and rose to the rank of general's wife, bravo!
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tamara, thank you for your faithful service, health to you. well, well, joy in the heart and hurray, it's bitter, only.
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song, labochka, why didn't you let me give her a home, gentlemen officers, gentlemen, i would like to invite one here person, and lucy,
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lucy, lucy. lusha, i need to talk to you urgently, let's get out of here, please, let's get out of here, it's inconvenient, well , three-fold zamelinika, kip, kip, hurray, hurray, hurray! hurray, after all, this is not a wedding, just an anniversary.
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