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happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday. happy birthday, happy birthday, forgive me, big one, don't be a noodle, birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday, dim, dance, dance, when a letter, i know when a car also dances, what a car, ayuha, tun is
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a godsend for a spy, grab your license, dimas, that the car was lost, he gave it to you, what are you saying, well, of course, it's not new, but fix it up, paint it, it will be what you need. thank you, dad, that thank you, and do you know that putin has the same one, you'll find your way to the institute, yeah, happy birthday birthday, dimka, come on, come on, come on!
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great, listen, diman, a really cool car, let's go.
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young man, help grandpa get up. just like timurovich, look, there was such a writer, gaidar, he wrote a book timur and his teams, they drew stars on the voronakov and the same, that's where the stars are, all the diamonds on the planet belong to you, and you, and you, but only one will get them, if you are not ready to be the first, you will end up. svetnim, here
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is living proof, excuse me, please, they asked me to help, and the bus left, of course, to help, here is my question, who would have acted differently, who would not have helped a stranger in order to make it to my lecture. great, let's change the situation, you have a dissertation defense, you are late, like then, okay, let's move on, i'm giving out... a million to everyone who
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won't help a stranger in order to make it to my lecture. thank you, that's it, young man, the voting is over, no, i wanted to ask, but you can't give millions now, and i won't help anyone next time. you can. i kept my promise, it's up to you, thank you, the lecture is over, viktor sanovich,
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take it, please, i was joking, and i wasn't joking, but the main thing is, you understood correctly. you can only count on yourself, take it, please, you are alone in this world, and no one will help you, and you don't help anyone, 03, the call is free, take the money, nastya, let's go, the property is up to you, millionaires have their own affairs, we have ours, a beautiful girl, and gets into another man's car, you... is this a car? take the money, buy yourself a mercedes, and the girl is yours, well, so be it maybe, i also started from scratch, and how can it be from
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scratch, i sold flowers. spinning will work no need for money, but what are you like, sir, young man,
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wait, i'll send you the elevator back, the more money, the more, viktor aleksanovich, i checked everything, this is the same laboratory, the nanocatalyst is there, viktor alesanovich, and what will happen now, the sky is in diamonds, that's what will happen, hello, felix petrovich, hello, what are the results? there is no nanocatalyst here, but there is one container with nano-fuel left, that's enough for ours goals, i don't know, viktor alesanovich, we need to conduct a study.
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so, the catalyst is here, in this car, and where is the car? what car? gaz 21, so where did i come from underground?
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and that's it, for a week's work, as the proverb says, right? you won't, you need to spin mike, dim, wait, give me a ride, dad, i can't, and why not, i need to stop for flowers, well then we'll stop together, what happened, he has documents, there they are, all the registration certificates, well check, and what are you looking at there, well, what's here and what's not, it's not her, only rust. 30 years ago, what happened, close the hood,
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retro is in fashion now, i read, one guy sold a bentley of the thirty-eighth year for crazy money, well, it's a bentley, well, they have their own history, and we have ours - "dad, don't interfere, dad, listen, don't interfere, help, give it back, thank you, apologize, go away, why are you butting in everywhere, they won't figure it out without you, let's go, i have to work, it can wait, your job, worker,
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look, volzhana, let's get it, i'll kill you, such is life, the world cannot be changed, and have you tried, or maybe it's a whole gang? they'll find you, no one will help, well, you'll help, dad, you're like a tram, you're going along your track, stop, good riddance, follow the guy, no, no need, we'll miss the volga.
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we're turning, next one, we'll cut it off, ah!
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let's have a drink!
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flew away, flew away, car, car, through the air, through the air, maybe it bounced on a bump, maybe only up to the roof, a flying car, you should have used the nanocatalyst so ineptly, shitty romance, ah... you should have used it, we need to start the drill, viktorovich, i promise you, i'll find it when you find it, flowers, there were a lot of them in the car flowers, we'll break through all the flower shops,
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flowers. be careful, my dear, what are you doing, that there are only accidents all around, dad, it really flies, well, you see how well you're doing, businessman, listen, the guy studies and works, it's not easy for him either, i'd like to talk to him,
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dedicated to the will of the romance and so that with a distant take on the ulge flies like jet landings of the earth we could move away the attraction of love could not the attraction of the earth you could give up the attraction of love. could, performed by mikhail elizarov and pavel pripelkin, the attraction of the earth we could overcome, attraction love could not, we could
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overcome the gravity of the earth. not love could not, as you said, your publication is called, moskovsky komsomolets, pasha, look, it turns out that they removed the secrecy label from our project, yes, they removed it a long time ago, yes, they removed it, it all started with a crystal that was found in a sample of lunar soil. and it turned out that this crystal has the property of changing the chemical composition of matter. we designed a device. which increases the energy of fuel by millions of times, they called it a nanocatalyst, this invention was invented by
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mikhail elizarov, we hoped that our nanocatalyst would be able to create engines that would allow any car, any automobile to rise into the air, but we were wrong, the volga did not fly, that is, how could it not fly. how could it not be, the tests that i personally conducted ended in complete failure, yes, that's it, our project was closed, elizarov left, young man, let me look at your id, you know, it's time for me to go. and what to fill it with, that is, how was the volga filled with gasoline, regular gasoline, gasoline was charged, passing through the nanocatalyst and became
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nanofuel, goodbye, goodbye, and what, what if the nanocatalyst is turned off, that then in this case there was a special spare container with nanofuel in the car, it should have been enough. for about 30 minutes, all the best, dmitry, i want to give you this instruction, it was written by yerizarov himself, here is everything about the car, thank you very much, i don’t even know, goodbye, big big. in the new season on the first, you have a good collective farm,
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and you will try to make it rich, a millionaire, and you have hardly aged, it’s hard, probably with the unfamiliarity it will be the village, it's okay, we'll get used to it, but in our village your hanky-panky can end badly, vadim, partork, are you sure, he's a womanizer, my marinka and i almost ran away before the very... we'll always find, i won't survive if you cheat on me, i can't live without you, premiere, on the first channel from monday, i can't
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live without you, i'll wait, we'll talk about yulian semyonov, he is famous first of all for the fact that his hero stirletz became a cult character of russian literature, i'll ask you to stay, up like a meteor, he's friends with everyone, everyone loves him, lets him go abroad, what are you saying, writers hated him, he was incredibly charming with all his stories, fights, boxing, it was not worth offending, bullying, attacking, somehow aggressively behaving towards yulian semyonov, he could easily fight, guys, he really loved positive impressions, for example, to come there in a military uniform. nikawan partisans, communicated with ordinary people, hello, comrade, good evening, wanted to live an interesting, exciting life, violating, accepted at that
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time of the rules, he created it and lived it. crimea, yuliana semenova next saturday, on the first. the main thing is what will happen after death, because everyone, alas, will have to die. so, if they continue to read me, it means i won.
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we designed the device.
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abruptly snap it to the end, attention to all crews, a theft has been committed, a gosel car, external fire in the paneling panel , no way, to take off from a place, activate the lower lift engine using toggle switches five and nine. the intensity of the front engine is regulated by the right pedal, the intensity rear left pedal, yeah, well i get it, oh, mommy. so
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i missed something for takeoff, press both pedals at the same time. dad, can't the car fly? no, son, unfortunately, they can't fly. so, landing. landing,
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emergency landing in case of systems failure, in flight mode , the emergency parachute will automatically open, what parachute, so landing, landing to release the chassis, switch switch 8, damn, where is this switch 8, good afternoon, flower delivery, please sign that the tv is broken? yes, it is broken. amen, check, thank you very much.
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traffic jams, what traffic jams, we live in moscow, not in the mountains, i'll fire you, damn grannies,
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this is for you, how are you so quick, and how is it shaita, well, i'm not a tram, dimanta got dressed up, hi, hi, nastya, i
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downloaded some music from the internet to my iphone, now, damn, the battery is strong, we'll listen to it another time, can we watch a cooler video. do you have an iphone? well, yeah, damn, where did you get it? i bought it, and haven't you bought yourself a car yet? yeah, it's not an iphone, it's the last century, i want to buy myself a vertu, it's inconvenient to write text messages on an iphone, and the batteries.
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interesting place, and do you come here often, i well how can i say, are you ready to order, and as always, excuse me, well first second, uh-huh, and me too... the most, well , do something at your discretion, please, actually , this is the first time, there are no such restaurants in nizhny, and you are not from moscow, no, i
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rent an apartment here, yeah, you are independent, maybe, and i live with my parents, and that's not bad either, well yeah. okay, for the meeting, uh-huh, and you have already started preparing for the exam, let's prepare together. i'll help, well no-no, everything is simple there, i'll explain everything to you, you'll get a couple, what then, then someone you'll have to go back external, oh well, you won't have to, i'll help you, listen, let
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's get out of here, and dessert, let's go, good evening, hello, hello, viktor sanovich, i'm on my own, congratulations, you're drawing the right conclusions, thank you, viktor sanovich, goodbye, goodbye, dima, flowers, saint, and i noticed you right away at your lecture, remember? i noticed you too, three calls, three
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signals, come out, can you imagine, my dad invited my mom on a date like that, your dad is a tram driver, yeah right. when i have a car, i'll also give you a date invite, come out, let's see, here's my house, we've arrived, yes, it's a pity. and this is dessert.
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what competition, listen, you and i are not in competition, ugh competition, they'll come to
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you and say who's that guy working there on your volga, who's getting the most orders, but they won't come, let's see, let's see, oh, sorry, go away people to your garden, delivery of chetov, moscow and the moscow region, what else do you need? listen, friend, who works on your volga, delivering flowers? what volga? there's no volga, for sure, no one works at all, tivka, it's me! "listen, i've had some advice and
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, well, we're going to raise your wages, no, why now, starting next month, a dead number, that was the last address, make sure we don't become a dead number, remember then?" "a gray-haired guy from volga came out, he had a slut with another cormorant, well, i know this cormorant, he hangs around our area, he was getting ready, getting ready, she knocked him down, you know, we went to the restaurant with tackle, we went, i charmed the waitress, i ride on the tram, my nastya, i get it, the girl is too expensive. okay, max, take a rest, listen, you have something
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there was, there was, the restaurant was after the restaurant, got it, you think you're the only one with money, right? i'll wait for you, okay, okay, good luck, there he is, that guy, the man, hello,
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we have one question for you, do you remember? who gave you a ride here in the volga a week or two ago? not drev papas, we need a driver here, what happened? excuse me, i'm in a hurry, he 's being cagey. is it him, no, not him, how is it not him?
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well, not him, why are you confusing us, yes , i made a mistake, guys, well, i'll go, guys, i'm sorry, i made a mistake, guys, goat, father, what did you want, yes, i wanted to apologize. yes, i can for a fee, and i'll give
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it to her, young man, young man. young man, can you help, there's a person who's feeling bad, no, well, i'm sorry, can you help, well, this is three free calls,
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wash dishes, help everyone, like him.

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