this is the theme. good evening, good evening, dear friends, the era of great geographical discoveries on the planet kvn continues, and today we are getting acquainted with the residents, and therefore with the viewers of the largest island in russia, this is responsible, but we have prepared, we have brought the most prestigious game.

just to find out which of them is better, and we, i am sure, will watch this with great pleasure, so welcome to sakhalin, i am not saying this, our many thousands say this with their applause audience, we begin: the 2023 premier league champions, unlike their rivals, have not yet finished their journey in kvn, and you are flash royal, the city of rostov-na-donu, the growth of gmu.

the 2022 premier league champions, belarus has never been so close to japan, the doctorhouse kvn team, mogilev, republic of belarus. the 2021 premier league champions , last year they won the summer cup, let's see if they can enter the same river called victory twice. the perm krai team. perm!

considering that our jury is professional, i i won't tell them, wake up, the difference is 8 hours, we understand, i'll just introduce them with great pleasure, the standard of fate of a kvn player, he won everything that can be won in the major league , dmitry kolchin became a famous and sought-after artist. like any girl, she decided to go to the islands in the summer, and we are happy about it. ekaterina mizulina. despite the fact that his fellow countrymen, teams from belarus, are playing on the stage today, his powerful referee mind will be cold as okhotskaya. to

get a precious pearl from the bottom of the sea you have to dive very deep, and we just have to reach out. alla mikheeva. the weaker sex values ​​wit in men first of all, and then culture and... now is the moment of my triumph, because we did not become champions of the major league, and i say to the champions, including the current ones, worry less, go, get ready, guys, everything will work out for you, good luck to the team, thank you, but before... this game will begin, you,

dear friends, are in for a wonderful surprise, yes, we brought the big kvn to sakhalin, but also sakhalin in turn shows us its bright and original stage out of competition to your applause, the kvn team was made in sakhalin, sakhalin region, for the first time the summer kvn cup will be held in sakhalin, okay, why am i the only one talking, oleg, say something.

no, everything will be very cool, unlike other teams, we got here in just 15 minutes, hello sakhalin, hello fellow countrymen, okay, okay, don't clap too loudly for us, we are out of competition today, well, like competitors of our governor soon in the elections. just look, what a team on the stage, and what asians, and koreans, japanese, oh my god, oh my god, because we, the indigenous people of this

island, our grandfathers fought here, they lost, but it's okay, it's cool that we, the indigenous people, represent sakhalin island, huh? i mean, you represent, sakhalin, sakhalin resident, how does it sound, it's bitter, hello, hello, everyone, everyone with the summer cup, oh my god, i played mortal kombat for you, why did you even come out, we should represent sakhalin, because asians have the most advanced technology in the world, seriously, in 2024 they decided to surprise everyone with polaroids, and this... video, that we listen to them, let's kick them out, yeah, listen, what are you saying, i'm okay, i can, it's him

, what, that's it, that's it, that's it, guys, please don't fight, tatyana, we actually have a cool gift for you. ikibana, what 's ikibana right away, a normal bouquet, okay, my asians, let's show something together, imagine, kim jin-un watching the summer cup. or maybe we should put the tv closer? no, you think it's

even funnier that way, imagine, the japanese are watching video, like russians. or maybe give this hectare to those who really need it? the chinese, for example,

man, stop yelling at me, you want a hectare, register on public services, public services, dear friends, at the end of the joke: we got stuck on an island, a korean, a japanese and a russian, and what, nothing, that's how we live, and in general, how great that the kvn wind is now blowing to the east, the wind! heeds the direction, let it not solve all the problems, tomorrow is the line and in the whole world

it's a pity, the sun rises over our city, when the game comes to us, at the edge of the world, feel this creature, kvn, welcome to sakhalin, under the sakhalin sky. i can't live without you, the premiere is on monday on channel one, veda vodka is a product of stellar group, old barrel cognac is a product of steller group. burbon stirsman is a product of steller

group. mancacher whiskey is a product of stellar group. gin cnop. product of steller group. cognac. monteshoca. product of steller group. rom. castro. product of stellar group. in the new season on channel one. i just flew back to me. yes, i threw my things right to you, ninal, you are so good, you so lucky with her, we foisted a copy on this rich guy under the guise of a real monet, the guy looks bold, good family, fought, has an award, you can't intimidate him, but no need, the girl decides everything there, oh, hello, this friend told me that your nenal got involved with a bad crowd, they are engaged in fraud, we still won't collect 40 braids in 3 days.

i like it, we thank the government of the sakhalin region, personally the governor valery igorevich limarenko, by the way, we are glad to welcome valery igorovich in the hall. good evening, i hope you like it. and now let's start the champions cup. greetings on stage, the perm krai team, perm krai. on stage, the worst. the perm krai team,

you can't send them further than sakhalin from perm krai, we're going to sakhalin, we're getting ready in a big way straight from perm, we brought all the asians, well, whoever we found, and the eastern guys, so that they could get there for you, sakalin , catch, and i'm the king of perm, well, as you understand, perm's keypop is a little different from the korean one, our keypop is bigger, well, great, sakalin, hi,

well, guys, how do you like sakhalin, what did you do? well, i was twiddling my thumbs towards japan, like figs to you, not islands, oops, it turns out there was some logic to that, and i went to sakhalin. i came for two things, i've already done the first one, what a fish, i ate it, nastya! and where does igor sanych hang out? hello, i'm igor sanych, the main guy in this ballagan, young people, you know, tell me where to press the hamster to get money,

if you need a non-living one, he's already non-living, igor sanovich, igor sanovich. we 'll lose because of your jokes, where is it on sakhalin, never, you know what kind of connections i have here, i know here, who did you work as, who, deputy cook, governor of the sakalin region, cook, and why did you choose the weakest word, there is also deputy, governor, region? igor sanovich, it would be better if you told me how you like it on sakhalin? oh, i like it in general, i will probably stay here. but you will not settle down here. what? here, read what is written. gena, a, someone else's brush has settled down, what do you think, i will not settle down? you told this joke 3 years ago, only

it was written oleg. well, i held that firecracker with both hands. here is oleg, here is gena. igor sanovich, i already spoke for you in front of the jury shame. yeah, don't worry, i'm the jury, i'll decide everything. i brought you a gift for ekaterina mizulina, a shell. and who are you going to surprise with a shell? do you hear me? by the way, ovechkin himself played in it. god, what an idiot you are. lena. i'm going to hit you now, men

are not allowed to hit women, and imagine that we are at the olympics, guys, hi, what the hell, and i thought from afar, a pregnant zebra is jumping, congratulate me, i became a sailor on a submarine, so what? i swam far, well, actually i didn't swim, i walked, well , it's obvious that i didn't walk, igor salenovich, i i don't have time for you at all, i haven't had a woman for a year, yeah, it turns out, i 'll close the second target here today, okay, get busy, he's gone. vitya has a song about how let's show him something normal while he lives on sakhalin. i met a girl, i invited her to go for a walk with me, but because of the weather i couldn't

rush to her, the wind knows where to look for me. do you have any other ideas on how to amuse the jury, i have some, i can play hide and seek with the lame one, i'll play hide and seek, it's not hard to find him, you too, guys, what hide and seek, here is roman karmanov sitting on the jury, he doesn't understand what's going on at all, i have a song about him too.

that your name is nabil, well, like you are nabil karmanov, and that you are karmanov, your deputy is derzhishirev, but we naturally won't tell these jokes, well, so as not to offend you, lenka, i know how we can win today, how we need to show a number about the most famous sakhalin resident, whom everyone here adores, about valery igorevich lemarenko? and who is this? and who are you talking about? about igor nikolaev, about what other nikolaev? and what lemarenko are you talking about? go away from here, huh? well, now valery igorovich

is sitting sad, he hasn't laughed before. neither here nor at home, he doesn't laugh, he has no time for fun at all now, but here it is september 8th. we will see a happy valery, thank you, lyudochka, let's show the number anyway, at the opening of any store. friends,

we welcome you to the opening of our new store, right now the most respected person in the city will cut the red ribbon, and what kind of store are you opening, an alcoholic one. so open it quickly, you see the person is feeling bad, and as you know, there are a lot of them in perm, i today i'm a little drunk, and i won't get behind the wheel. the restaurant is closing, what's going on, igor sanych, yes, first of all, not igor sanych, but igor yuryevich, get used to calling me correctly right away,

yes, no need for any nikolaev, yes, sakhalin is so-so with estrada, if the most famous is igor nikolaev, so-so with estrada in peremiya, if the most famous is viktor chastyakov, who is this, it's me. yes, what nikolaev, he wrote only one song about sakhalin, yes , all his songs are about sakhalin, fish soup from a mermaid, it is, to be honest, tasty and satisfying, and boobs, igor sanovich, we definitely don't need such a nikolaev, well, there is one like him, i'll pay a little attention today and won't get behind the wheel. the restaurant is closing, who the hell are you? well, he's nikolaev's double, i'm

a triple, we'll drink to the bridge, maybe without regrets, but we'll still drink, we'll drink to the bridge one day, we've been drinking for 40 years already. is there anything more serious? putin is coming to your island, they've prepared everything here, they're paving the roads, repairing them. oh, and even the old mill is spinning and turning in the sea , the water is heated and these whales are lined up in a row,

ready to take pictures, that's enough, yeah you are some kind of fake igor nikolaevs, a fake one here. chinese igor nikolaev, maybe you have a korean one, you have one like that, i know a thing or two about these nikolaevs, you have a lot of them, a whole bunch of them. igor nikolaev on netflix, igor nikolaev with focus, igor nikolaev,

whom i wouldn't abandon. we didn't appreciate him until we visited him, russia has one like him, a sea of ​​​​isolivy, stals and gurily, we all fell in love, sakalin, raise your hands, wave your hands, everyone who loves very much.

sakalin, a man in love, sakalin, a man in love sokalin, a man did not know, where is sokalin, the man will destroy us sakarin, sakarin will lead for the second time, i am now in love with sakhalin, the team of the pervskiy krai, save. soviet counterintelligence has established that a foreign intelligence agent is operating in moscow, the chekists only know the call sign of agent trianon. nagonii is on the verge of a coup, if agana overthrows grisso, the americans will immediately deploy their bases. the leadership of the committee

expects the most decisive actions from us. and here in africa the russians are to blame for everything, we are only interfering in order to keep them out, yesterday london broadcast a very interesting commentary, for the 12th anniversary of das, this is undoubtedly the one you are looking for, the legendary multi-part film based on the novel by yulian semenov, tas is authorized to declare, tomorrow on the first. and then

such a disaster happened, the antifake program from the first channel was closed. during the time that our program was not on the air, viewers wrote to us on the channel, called, and ill-wishers spread all sorts of fakes about us. we expanded our program and the geography of history, and what we will review here. to me also they ask me to comment on where the truth is in the turkish media or in the russian media, well, and here the antifake program always helps me. this season. expects a huge number of new, interesting sections, this is a symbol of the fact that historical justice is being restored, women are most often subject to anxiety when they receive some messages always wants to say: mom, let's not panic. new season of the antifake program, new rules, now i will personally go to the site to check the information together with you. antishake, season premiere. from monday to weekday on channel one. over

the past 7 years. "if you don't show bright, most decisive victories in the near future that will surprise the whole world, what the hell do we need you for, the path is difficult, there are many enemies around, try to figure out who is who, if necessary, we wouldn't ask you, we appointed everything, go to work, and i 'm asking you, are you taking on this case or not?"

i'll take it, stepan, what are your demands? for starters, we demand eight machine guns, do you hear me, eight, eight! please, save my friends, if any of the children get hurt, our negotiations will be pointless. prepare to storm. premiere, commander. coming soon to the first. the next greeting is right now, flash royale rostov-nanom.

taliban, oh, i say, taliban, friends, sakhalin, there are respected people on the jury, by the way, this is not the first time that respected people are sitting on sakhalin. finally, we are on sakhalin, yes, first we had a train from rostov to moscow, then a plane to khabarovsk, then a bus to vanino, then a ferry to kholmsk, then a taxi to yuzhno-sakhalinsk, roma, you are the logistics you are not doing it anymore, sakhalin, our fellow countryman, anton pavlod chekhov. was on your island, made a number of discoveries, then left, fell ill and died, the minimum task is to return home alive,

the maximum task is with a summer cup and scallops, by the way, we decided to have a cultural rest , inspired by the works of anton pavlych, therefore roma. kavenchik from rostov, youtube, and can let's get acquainted, this is seryozha, young faster, it is impossible, seryozha promised to prepare,

let's check how it will be in japanese, yuzhno-sakhalinsk, toyohara, how it will be in japanese kuril islands, give me back, i 'm prepared. i also heard that at the olympics a transgender hit a woman, a scoundrel, and he married her to hit her, karen, how is sakhalin to you? i decided to go to the northernmost city of the island, aha, and they told me 40,000 for the excursion, i say, why is it so expensive? and they tell me: in ahu, did you want to? karen is ahahai. from our team, i don't like that all the cars here are japanese, and where are ours, chinese, karen is also the best graduate of the taganrok state psychoneurological dispensary, imagine, i ate a crab and put a shell on

my head, why do i need a crab beret? and i heard that sakhalin is a favorite place for seals. american barracks, that's a favorite place for seals. this is our lyokha, well , they say a man should be a little more beautiful than a monkey, but it didn't work out that little bit. lyokha's parents are still suing the pharmacy that sells condoms. by the way, lyokha is very worried about japan laying claim to our territories. we went to nevelsk, visited the sivuchi rookery, a little bit didn't lose our andrey there, i'll live above

your roof, and what's going on, actually it's the governor of the sakhalin region, seriously? started without us, and you made some friends , he'll come up with something, okay, i'm going, where, it's low tide now, be patient until the end of the performance, actually seryoga and i cooked something, micro-humor, honest saleswoman, darling, and your loaf is fresh, to tell you the truth, i'm cheating on my husband, a father came to his son's matinee, where he plays a tree, well done, son, bravo, there's a mother, kai and

gerda were out in the cold for too long, gerda, yeah kai, i guess i'm also gerda now, that's cool, are you making this up as you go along? you stepped on my ear, guys, vadik has arrived,

vadik, where have you been? to the kuril islands, have you been to the kuril islands? no, well, that's your fault. i was also on the sea of ​​okhotsk, fishing? no, no, hunting, guys, and there are two tusks, why? i 'm making a mountain out of a molehill there. okay, guys, are you done, are we going? don't rush! the champions cup, time,

of course, to surprise, and the guys and i have prepared a musical flash royal karaka for you, only you will sing, and the guys will help you with this, and once and twice, and once twice, three, as if they gave snow, who came up with this? i'm good, he's gone crazy, he 's gone crazy, he's gone crazy, i need her, in general, our team's humor is like gas on sakhalin, i really want it to get through to everyone, let's go, a ticket to kazakhstan, a ticket to... and while you're wondering why the sun

is setting in the west, and america is still not on fire, imagine a plastic surgeon, great, doctor, can you make my face simpler, because everyone asks, well, i don't know, but for a chocolate bar made of cognac, goodbye, in the store, great, salesperson, can i exchange a chocolate bar for candies with cognac, and you first make your face simpler, oh my, the circle is closed, yes, yes, pregnant teenagers,

racism, murder for profit, no, these are not criminal cases, this is classical literature that every schoolchild should know, you won't believe it, but the plots of classical works would look perfect on a talk show. a dog is a man's best friend, but on that fateful monday she was brutally murdered by her roommate. a murderer - said some, a good man - said the cats. gerasim is our guest. we wanted to interrogate the victim's best friend kashtanka, but she is now a bridesmaid at a dog's wedding, so we invited a man who used to be a dog himself, a polygraph, a polygraph. it's like drowning puppies, oof! how to kill someone you love? our next guest, a specialist in communication with children, taras bulba, knows the answer to this question. how could you kill a dog, a dog, and why

are you silent, it's shameful, yes, excuse me, where did your soul go. most likely to our next guest, the first infogypsy in russia, pavel chichikov, chichikov, thank you for coming, from the heart, foot and chichikov, kulichikov, be careful with the rhyme, taras, our next guest, a student who cut down a granny to cut down a granny, premikoms of petersburg, radion raskolnikov: you have not been to the chinese wall, you have not been to china, you have not seen my daddy, you do not know me, now i will tell you everything, i have eaten a dog in this matter, so, and what

is shaking you so, so sit and think, am i a trembling creature or do i have an energy drink? yes, the virgin is definitely confused, so we invited three more experts, a woman whose conflict with the sjd has gone too far, anna karenina, the girl who didn't wait for the guy from the army, natasha rostova, and the man who knows everything about chairs, so he chose the one with sharp peaks, asta bender and you won't believe it, we are ready for a sensation, meet. that oh well, it can't be, sit, survived, curled up in a little cup of coffee in the heart, for centuries mumu lives there, thank you russian

classics, for this bridge built from letters, come on. your fellow countryman igor nikolaev, our fellow countryman anton pava chekhov, so let's drink to the love of russian literature, because russian literature - this is the only pleasure that will always be available without vpn, without youtube and... from tiktok to clash royal we are done, and you? if you participated in the champions cup, say, a team from kazakhstan, i would naturally say that it is the performance

of this team that makes our cup international, i can't say about them, they are our native, dr. house mogilev, republic of belarus, in kvnm, on lenya kubak. belarusians were invited, like write. a lot of jokes, it will take place on sokolina, where on sokolina, and i generally fall asleep, then i walk all night, like

you look like this during the day, i don't know, but even at night you're beautiful. well, hello, the second piece of the map, the scene team from belarus, well , belarus, belarus, that's where the sanctions begin. pasha, let 's tell you about something good. for example, that tractors, buses, laptops are produced in belarus? yes, yes, yes, but all they get are potato pancakes, only potato pancakes. guys, what are you talking about? well, we're on sakhalin, there's a sea of ​​seafood here, there's no sun here, and people

squint, well, let them squint, they know better, the main thing is that we're here, after all, kvn has already been in crimea, kaliningrad, now here on sakhalin, i wonder, we are at all the trophy... it doesn't matter where, the main thing is to be appreciated, and today's game will be assessed by these wonderful beautiful people, dmitry dobrokolchin, alochka, put a tick for mikheev, no need to lick the jury on sakhalin, it's already humid here. let's be more serious, what's the news in russia? well, the bokachchuk's are getting divorced, well, this is not the first

russian family that is getting divorced because of valberes, there is another one, pavel durov donated genetic material for 100 children, that's how he pumped up, i'm thinking, well, well, or here's some news. in the ryazan region they stole a bridge, and you confess, or find you a person's number, that's it, pasha, let's joke about us, and what about us, why should there be funny ones in kvn, only pelsh teams, let's do it this way, since he came to kvn, then everyone should be funny, we propose using rils to make the jury funny too, we are a club!

vadim dalygin explains how he ended up on the jury on sakhalin. anyway, i was driving home, they caught up with me, let's cut them off, i cut them off and bang-bang-bang flew into the bushes. ekaterina mizulina explains why she bans rappers. it's scary, very scary, we don't know what it is, if we knew what... it is, we don't know what it is. dmitry polchin saw that the only food on the jury tables was water. pelshe found out that fans gave her a gift, i have a reed, when keeva arrived from moscow.

well, that's better, let's make it short and funny, let's begin! nadezhda kadysheva dreamed of a scary sony on...

a government motorcade passes by the whores, thanks for the route, friends, how do you like it, prices in sakhalin, and miniatures,

a korean on sakhalin is driving a chinese man in a japanese car. if we hit the russian now, it will be a joke. success at the fish market. and how long will we do this until we sell this crab? a lonely fisherman from shikatan island put a motor on a rubber woman. hold on,

mainland! a man was offered to try sakhalin uek and he thinks he misheard, hello, announce it again, and you 've already arrived, i'm on my way, announce it again, seryozha, play me again, pasha, where are you going, they just brought me some caviar, i 'll run quickly now. come here, what caviar? well, red, red, now i, bash, we are fighting for the cup, if i don’t bring caviar to mogilev, i will fight for my life, you understand, i say, i’ll come now, no, well, normal at all, no , well, i think i promised the mayor, i don’t know, i apologize, 7,000 for a crab, is that normal, or are they trying

to profit from the brotherly belarusian people? what , vadim golygin? everything is too expensive for you. pash, are you crazy? have you traded the game for caviar? no, there’s also crab, pink salmon, dried fern, kolovka, whatever it is. pash, where did you get the money from? i’m belarusian, i borrowed it, they they don't know this scheme yet, our president hasn't come here yet, by the way, let's show him here for the first time, announce me, love me, the paris olympics are over

, all the athletes have returned home, so, alexander grigoryevich lukashenko meets the belarusian athletes at the airport. well, where are they? probably, 17 people are picking up their luggage after all. 17 on the plane. it was possible to take a minibus, of course. congratulations, congratulations, how many medals does belarus have? four. and russia has one. i don't even know whether to praise you or scold. and what about the americans? well , they took first and second place in shooting. yes, trump was lucky, of course, that all the best went to the olympics. okay, that's it, well done, rest, get ready for the friendship games. and what is this? for now

, all the information is just ready. friends, kvn, summer cup, sakhalin, well, what else would you like to add, maybe we'll add a little summer, that's the thing, they have a little summer, we need to add it to the fullest, so it's hot, we 'll show you a summer dance now, he knows. even a foreigner, who we'll be now call, raise your hands and let 's dance, now raise your hands and dance those who drive right-hand drive cars, come on! and now raise your friends and dance those who buy belarusian products, we must know you by sight! and now raise your hands

poachers, don't be afraid since october no one will do anything to you, come on! and now all those who love sakhali, this, this, this is sakhalit, this is the center of the world, it is so orzhi, this, this, this is sakalin, sakalin island, you are the best, pink flamingo, powerfully, brightly i really wanted

to dance, good, good, you just go to the hall blew up, everything seemed to be in unison, everything was great, but you are different because you are different generations, that's the difference. first, today we were auditioned for hort gracheva, great, yura, you definitely need to sing, come on, sing, what

a unique gift you have, you hit such notes, what an upstart you think you are, varka, it's you, don't you recognize me or something, it's me, andryukha, that means your life is a success, you have everything that soviet women don't even dare to dream about. what happens then? you don't take a guy just because he doesn't know the notes. for that, to get the official status of a choir, you need to have at least 50 choir members. you are accepted, from today you begin a new life. if it were not for this choir, we would never have met. if i see you with this person again, i will tell my father everything. you are mine, you are my wife, what do you want? give me back. 15 years, thought everything was easy, wanted fame, remember, gorachev and his choir should not be on the song of the year, sing so that the sun rises, for,

premiere of a multi-part film, soon on the first, dear friends, respected members of the jury, now all attention is on you, it's time for you to give your assessments , teams will follow these assessments, teams you... invite the stage, the perm krai team was the first to perform, please, dear members of the jury, your assessments, five, five, five, five, all judges five points, then flash royale came out on stage, please, assessments, 4 5 5 5 5 unlike the team from perm, where they got a solid five, here is 4.8 for this competition, and dr.

house mogilev, all judges five points, five points for the performance, in greeting, and now i have very good news, dear viewers, the next competition. warm-up is not often held together with the audience, usually questions are asked either by the jury members or the host, but today is your time, please girl at the green microphone, good evening to all, dear teams, now you came to sakhalin because of kvn,

why will you come to sakhalin next time? why will you come to sakhalin next time? we hope that on the bridge, opportunistic answer, but found high marks among the viewers, now. orange microphone, please, hello, tell me, please, and how do you like our summer? and repeat again, please, how do you like our summer? you have summer, nice autumn, rostov is given, but what about our summer? your summer is a little life.

teams, there are no more options, thank you very much, green microphone, your turn, please continue the phrase, sakhalin, the island of the cheerful and sakhalin the island of the cheerful and waiting. sakhalin the island of the cheerful and damn, is it raining again, sakhalin, the island of the cheerful and wow, how much does delivery to valbury cost, sakhalin the island of the cheerful kra, it seems to me that brevity is the sister of talent. let's finish with this question, oh,

taisti moslyakova, my colleague, by the way, from odessa kvn, since childhood i dream of playing in kvn, but my parents were always against it, here's how can i convince my dad that kvn is cool, call grandpa, clash royale make up your mind, how can i convince my dad that kvn is cool, here. poverty, do you need it, thank you very much, in my opinion, there are no more answer options guys thank you very much, green microphone, my question, crabs or shrimp, please repeat the question, crabs or shrimp, shawarma crabs shrimp, so, after all, crabs or shrimp? fish, well then crabs or

shrimp, that's right, chillum, well what do you want, the kvn guys have been here for a few days now, they're absolutely in the know, orange microphone, please, good evening, let's imagine that instead of crabs and caviar, you bring home dry paborot nekopuh, seaweed, and how do you explain that at home? instead of crabs and caviar, you bring home shrimp, scallops, dry fern, burdock, seaweed, how do you explain that? i don't have a home anymore. you bring home dry

paborotnik, klapukh, seaweed, robbed, thank you very much, green microphone, good afternoon, in all coastal cities there are always seagulls at sea, in ours in nevelsk. instead of seagulls, crows, why? in all coastal cities there are seagulls at sea, in ours in nivelsk, instead of seagulls, crows, why? and a portless city, simply. in all coastal cities there are always at sea. but

ate and the topic is exhausted, on this we finish our warm-up to applause for the teams, they did great, they are right not to leave the stage, because they would like to know the scores for the warm-up, please rate the warm-up of the team flash royale 5 5 5 5 4 1/4 4.8 points total. for two competitions 9.6 points. the next team that the jury evaluates is perm. 4 5 5 4 4 4.4 points, the total for two competitions is 9.4 points, and

dr. house, the republic of belarus. all judges, unanimously, five points. the total is 10 points for two competitions, thank you very much teams, thank you very much, to applause, we see you off behind the scenes, immediately another completely unexpected surprise, this is the legendary captain's competition. in our time, we considered this competition one of the most difficult, the most unpredictable, because the captains are responsible for the game in front of the entire team. let's applaud again, and i will introduce igor karavaev,

the perm krai team, pavel malakhov, dr. house and igor piminov, flash royal. the topic of today's captain's competition is how i spent my summer, the perm krai team, igor karavaev, starts. please! and good evening, i am igor sanich. the topic of the captain's competition is how i spent my summer. well, to be honest, i vaguely remember how i spent my summer, but it's good that there is photos that can restore. events, well, like everyone else, my summer began with children's day, i went out into the city to rejoice for the children, the next day i went to my mother's, to paint the fence, of course, i was very tired,

thanks to the guys for taking me home. the seventeenth, i remember well, my wife's birthday, here her brother arrived, also happy, here we found where she hid, well, from the photo in principle you can see where, well, naturally my wife threw a tantrum, made a scandal, but i myself realized that this could not continue. the next day i went to get coded, here i am got coded, on the same day i helped my niece win a drawing contest on the asphalt, in early july i went to moscow,

holy shit, was i in moscow city or something, well then i remember, red square. here the tourists think that i am lenin, here lenin thinks that i am lenin, after such historical confusion, the guys wanted to give me a ride home again, good thing they didn’t find me, right in moscow i got a call, where are you, we have a game tomorrow in sakhalin, well that’s it, i drop everything, jump on the metro, airport. plane, arrival, of course i liked yuzhnosakalinsk, and the sea is beautiful, and what i would like to say in

the end, appreciate remember the truly significant moments of your life, more time. spend with your family, and not like me in this photo, with strangers. in fact, all these photos were taken just to make you laugh, remember, alcohol is poison, don't drink, play sports, love kvn, and damn, it's a pity that they don't drink, such a toast is wasted, thank you. igor karavaev, the perm krai team, and now questions from the captains, rivals. please, pavel, and igorek - took for himself. well, apparently for you more necessary, so the question is, who

took the photo of you? well, more than half of the photos, operational shooting, igor pimenov, your question, igor sanovich, but i understood from the photos that you have already caught a squirrel in sakhalin, and have you seen a bear? and you asked something, i was just at the banquet mentally. thank you, well, why go out, here you can get out of it as you want. igor, thank you very much. next, pavel malakhov comes to the center of the stage. so, once again, hello, friends, you know, it's morning in belarus now, usually at this time i cook potato pancakes for breakfast. draniki are a national belarusian dish that... are cooked when money runs out, yes, i've been on sakhalin for a week now,

so i'm going to cook now - draniki, what do we need to cook draniki, who knows, potatoes, that's right, by the way, i brought potatoes from belarus, yes, it's good that belarusian planes have a cellar, it's so cold, cool... potatoes in the army, look, in fact, i learned to peel it, it's true, i served in the same unit as vadim golygin. so vadim, by the way, too is the best at peeling potatoes. so,

friends, what do we need to do next, when we peel the potatoes, we need to grate them, yes, rub them, by the way, i also have something to rub together with you, i really have a few questions for you, for example, i don’t understand why you have japanese sea, but russian fish, although one roe still went on the japanese flag. why do koreans sell belarusian products in your stores, i don’t care at all about this, why in a region where everyone eats shrimp caviar, there are markups from states, that's it, friends, and aren't you offended that igor nikolaevinsky? kamchatka crab, well, actually, that's it, you can

fry it now, you know, by the way, m, potatoes, like the kvn guys, they also dig us up somewhere, then wash us, then fry us, yes, they fry us all here in this kvn frying pan, then they take us through different channels, season us with different sauces and say that we are pelmeni, yes. kvn is potato pancakes, also a national thing, you know, the real one, which finally reached sakhalin, everyone eats it with pleasure, so friends, help yourself, when will belarusians feed russians, by the way, respected jury, here you are too, here are some potato pancakes with caviar, yes, it's true, help yourself, do you think for... i bought it, only comrades cameramen, please, don't film me treating everyone

to potato pancakes with caviar, otherwise i'll have to go to the tax office in belarus, then so, well, actually, it's almost ready, it's probably ready already, that's it, that's it, respected captains, come on in, will you, or are you planning to participate in more competitions? so friends, well, i'd like to answer the question: how did i spend my summer after all? i visited sakhalin for the first time in my life, i had a really cool summer. thank you, friends! igor karavaev, his question is from the perm krai team. pasha, i've already got it going, tell me, what 's the most awesome toast that can go with potato pancakes? on sakhalin, everywhere? damn, probably so that there would be a lighthouse and tourists. i never thought that

i would play captain against chefs, pasha, you are a team from belarus, but you have an american name, italian suits, and you live, you are already in moscow, and what is belarusian about you, so that the lighthouse stood and the tourist to you, thank you, thank you very much, pavel malakhov, dr. house. well , now it's the turn to talk about how he spent the summer of igor piminov, flash royale. rostov-on-don is the capital of rap, so i thought to read a very daring rap at the captain's competition, but then i looked at who was sitting on the jury, i thought, well, why should i anger golygin, yes, so all summer i listened to russian

music and i realized that if you change the name of the song, then the meaning of the song also changes. let's go. a very bad dentist saw his ex patient, i see your smile, remember your mistake, in fact, the group hands up sang a song about kvass. i wander alone in the warm evening, once i caught it myself while fishing, but you felt sorry for it, let it go for... which crows show off the most? muscovite crows? nastya evleeva's plans for 2024.

the children were playing hide and seek and a dark-skinned boy hid in a room where there was no light. don't look for me. but the girl who is looking for him in this room does not despair. when you realized that you don't look very good, and you have not met any girl don't start. angelica varum was asked where in yuzhno-sakhalinsk, the criminal district of shanghai? where they go to visit without asking. a song about ekaterina mizulina. the group nepara answered the question: what to do if you can't do it in bed anymore. a live sakhalin resident

tells when he first heard. and the last thing, but now i need your help, please, help, do the same as i do. a song about my grandmother's favorite tv show.

take words out of context, let's do this only in kvn, thank you, thank you huge, you still need to withstand difficult questions from your competitors, pavel malakhov, dr. house, so, igor, i performed in kapitanskaia between two igors. what do you think, what wish do i want to make? well, since you are belarusian, you probably want me to lend you some money? yes, igor karavaev, that's it, what song would you advise me

to set as an alarm clock, because i constantly wake up to my wife's screams. a song by the group dyuno, greetings from a big hangover, dear friends, this applause in the final. competition, dear members jury, it is necessary to evaluate the competition, although everyone who played in kvn knows how difficult it is, the real story, how responsible this competition is for the people who stand on the proscenium. so, igor karavaev, 5.5, four, 4, 5. 4.6 points, the intermediate total of the perm krai team is 14 points, igor piminov, flash royale,

unanimous, unanimous decision of the judges, 5 points, in total 14.6 points, pavel malakhov, i ask for an assessment, 5, 5, 5, five with five, all judges five points, for three competitions 15 points, thank you very much, captains, i am here for you, i came to be with you, he didn't come, he's far away, i'm here, i'm not driving you away, i suspected, of course, that you had someone else, apparently, it's true, if i leave alone now, you and i will never be together, don't set conditions. it's not fair, it's not fair, to lie, i can't live without you, the premiere, from monday on the first. this is not

a fleeting meeting of two young lovers, everything is very adult, i need him only him alone. here in the studio there are 100 players from all over our country. the main characters will appear on this stage, these are mothers, fathers, children. here i am as if on the clouds, i dial your number, i say, parents, grandmothers, networks, mothers-in-law, in short, everyone whom we affectionately call relatives, the first time on stage, of course, the first time, it's super, the most structured plot, musical-detective show, where you are dear dreams, relatives, with you we have passed me with its spring. let's all be happy first, look at relatives, guess the star, maybe it's one of ivanushki, the first thing that

came to my mind, i don't know why - leonti, relatives, the premiere of the season from september 7 to saturdays, on the first, in the new season, on the first, there are already rumors about this crime in the city, wherever you go, they say everywhere, women are lured into a taxi and shot in the back. i wanted to ask you about your find, this knot seemed very massive, although it was picked up quite easily. great honor, moles, honor and trust, remember this, after the war i was looking for my son's comrades, i was interested in what happened there at the end of the war, and anything could have happened there .

suit, here you need to show the local color, hoku. when the sun goes down, the japanese lick their lips at the kuril islands, they want sushi, well, that's cool, who's going to tell them about belarus, well, let's show them about belarus, about sakhalin and what's between us, about russia, let's go. the most

popular boys band in the world is the korean bts while their work is on pause, the belarusian state boy band is gaining popularity, meet them! hello everyone, hello, sakhalin, we are such crabs to you! with you, belgos boys bnd, that's us! let's go! wait, let me warm up! after all, we were riding in a gazelle, and the first song is about contemporary russian performers, you don't know him, you don't know him, you don't know him, you do n't know him, you don't know him, you don't know him, you don't know him, but i've seen him somewhere, i 've seen this kid somewhere, you don't know him

their... there's no music, no words, no voice, who of all the show business, you would even sell them gladiolus, wow, is it true , please sign, of course, after all, safety precautions, yes. now we'll be performing in the most expensive place in belarus. wow, where is that? it's in russia. we continue singing, this concert goes to our seniority. and lalita has already apologized, and bilan has strained his connections. vodol, skerov was filmed. well, what about ksyusha? so

untouchable, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, what, what, we need to sing another song, no, everything, we have lunch, thank you, sakhalin, sakhalin is a unique island, russians, japanese, koreans and bears were able to live together on it , so, forest bears, i think with my people to go to the city, to nevelsk, no, to the city, everyone is full, yes, that's good, and that means, gentlemen bears, i am the governor of the sakhalin region. so to speak,

the main one among people, so what is needed, enough to terrorize people, we need to come to an agreement with you, well, and how can the governor come to an agreement with the bears, i don’t know, but i need to come to an agreement with everyone by september, nothing will work out, we used to be the main ones on this island, yes, but that was before the invention of buckshot, and buckshot. okay, so what’s not okay, well, at least this, or this or this without any sudden movements, like this, everything, it’s there, it’s normal, everything’s fine, well, guys, you

’re all from united russia. well, patap, potapych, your grandfather, the respected bear, the president rode on him. and your grandmother still he meets guests at our recreation center. well , okay, and what should we do? help the region somehow, maintain order. here's a good example. well done, well done, do me a state disservice on the hands. and why is your paw wet, just woke up, they say about a good event worthy of a song, and what

is happening now with youtube, in our opinion, is worthy of a dance, so, the people's infuriating dance, goodbye youtube, well, friends, let's watch, let me remind you, the youtube dance began in the distant 2007. year, was fashionable popular, was gaining momentum, but then 2024 came , roskomnadzor intervened in the dance, and vpn entered the dance. which helps to bypass roskomnadzor, and forces roskomnadzor

to take extreme measures, that's it, youtube is down, youtube. up, and what do we see, the domestic dance group rutyubushka is tearing up the stage, yes, it's not fast, but it's ours. as our it guys say: if you hurry, you'll make people laugh, and i 'll remind you, all this is happening at x2 speed, here we see how money is poured into the ruble,

money is spinning, but nothing is changing, maybe and here vpn will help? oh no, bbn just takes the money and leaves. and here comes the dance group vk video. don't pay attention that there are only five of them, they tell everyone that there are 10 million of them. and here comes roskomnadzor reminding that we need to promote ourselves faster.

friends, in your honor of anton pavlovich chekhov the gornoye vershina airport, the theater center, and what can i say, you have a museum opened in honor of the book sakhalin island, the guys and i decided to see what anton pavlovich chekhov wrote about sakhalin. we so we understand, you haven't opened the book, right?

friends, well, this is all for what, to get a good joke, you need to have something to talk about, you have such a rich culture, in fact, that you can talk for a very long time, a lot, a whole game was made for this. it's really a very cool region, thank you very much, kvn, because kvn is our friend, with a friend even to the ends of the earth. and here we are. thank you, far east, for becoming a little closer. thank you, friends. eastern shore, sea zami. volcanoes, rivers, forest, once you get there, you will understand, that this is your island. you and this is saccharide, you

are the only light, this is saccharite, dear here is nectarine, this is saccharine, here is bedbug, not gin, this is saccharite, there are no russian cars here, this is sakalin, the governor is great, let's go! thanks team kvsh royal rostov nada given growth of gmu governor of rostov region vasily yuryevich golubev, as well as acting rector of rostov state medical university of the ministry of health of russia. well, now we

would like to see with great pleasure the home musical assignment of the team flash royale rostov-on-don. modern cinematography increasingly tells us how hard it is for women, and apparently no one cares anymore how hard it is for men. you are a terrible psychologist, you communicate only with template phrases, this is all from your childhood, andrey, you are a bad fisherman, you don’t drink, but eat snacks, son, how long can you sit on your mother’s neck, remember, your father went out for bread 30 years ago and never came back, i remember, go for bread. “i’m leaving you because you constantly lie to me, i’m

italian, i swear on my mother, you’re fired, you constantly give bribes, and maybe somehow let's agree, guys, we are already 40 years old, i am tired of being losers, in short, i will come. "we will earn a lot of money, not only that, but all the women will run after us, we will dance a male striptease, what are you crazy about, striptease is dirty work, dirty work is cleaning the history of your browser, igorevich, we will not succeed, look at andrey viktorovich, if he spins around a pole, it is not striptease, it is a grill. striptease is not difficult, you need to show all the most beautiful, everything the most unattractive of something". but i can't dance behind a banner, striptease is a chance

to prove that we are still capable of something, let's start a new life already, yes, let's get ready, i thought that stripteases should shine, we took all the butter, there was none in the store, i took margarine, and that bread, so, let's check your nicknames, i will be the fearless georgie oh, okay, i will be the fearless giorgio, you're cheating again, you'll be miguel, so, well here, as i understand it, the duet of hagrit hermione. i'm

not hagred, so let's andrey viktorovich, dance preparations, let's start with you. andrey viktorovich, why can't you do podlevaleschenko? why is he also an agent? that's not the point. you're not preparing to gnaw the city, this is a striptease. go and catch your breath already. and at our market they don't undress without it, so let's have your dance, that's nothing, and today i'm like a singer shaman, also russian, also without panties, very bad, but there's also grandfather's striptease, it's like well, i undress and they wash me, it's worse than the previous one, let's have some dance, the general's car and he was punished, well, no.

are you sure you know how to pick up women? i'm not so sure anymore. so, please practice, for starters, at least on this one, the fake one. she's real. good evening. my god, roman andreevich, where did they teach you to kiss like that? at the police academy? get lost, both of you. that's what i thought it would be like, it's good that i played it safe and invited a real professional, vadim rashidovich, what was that, i have sensitive hair,

so that's it, now i'm going to teach you to dance, so you? not you, but you, yes, yes, you, okay, you, you'll have something like this movement, wait, i'm just thinking, i came up with it, you'll have this movement, okay, repeat after me, well done, you're ready, guys, i taught you everything i can do, now you can't do anything either, i

always said, striptease is a bad idea. guys, all our strippers got sick, and a regular client came, we're paying double the price, i always said, this is a great idea, tatyana borisovna, 11 b? i somehow imagined our alumni meeting differently, did you imagine it after all? what are you doing here? well, how did i come to have a great hour, and where did you get the money? well, have you

ever seen new curtains in our school, well, that's it for the pole. that's it for the sister, and i'm looking at the forest, yeah, then let's go through the magazine, ivanov, actually i'm a fearless giorgio, you dance, i won't, why, i'm scared, then i'll call your father, he won't dance either, in front of you because of me, yeah, it's about me, well, don't dance, don't dance, eleventhb, you're the worst class of my life, and for me let eleven dance

, and what about the ashki, these upstarts, no way, vadim rashidovich. lyosha is great, you are all great, you also invited vadik, who left after the ninth. hello, guys, i am proud of you, you did great, wait, wait, that is, all this time you kept us in a tight rein, mocked us, beat us with a pointer, now you made us dance, it is not because you are

an indecent woman, within the framework of pedagogy, well, of course, that is how our education system works. i am a lonely sixty-year-old teacher of russian language and literature, period. for me, the main joy is help your students exclamation mark, damn, you're so cool, well, teacher of the year, oh my, you see, we didn't dance perfectly, but she's still happy, because for women it's not so important whether we succeeded or not, it's much more important that we took the initiative into our own hands. that we showed responsibility , got out of our comfort zone, then in women's eyes we no longer seem like boys, real men, we

finished clash royal, and you? even if. our program is dedicated to real friends, my friend orthos, and dartanyan, you were before filming familiar, no, no, with their wild behavior, we even managed not to irritate, on the contrary, to respect us rit in teriha. but she was very withdrawn, with elza lived together for a very long time, we rented one apartment for two, an old house, that very romantic

memory of our joint creativity. thanks, probably, to zhana, i passed this casting, as if brilliantly, we communicated until the end, yes, yes, we communicated until the end, so she told me then, here she gives birth, and we say, so much time was spent on a career, we need to spend it on our children. you know, 100 years. igor ugolnikov called and said: "you know, you can imitate voices." sasha semchev starred in my fitel, he can't voice himself. can you say this phrase about beer pilku. oh, it didn't work out just now. it worked out. hi, here's what i can do: turn off the light. those who don't remember, this is alyssa's voice turn on our favorite show. next saturday, on the first. in the new season. on the first, tell me, is it possible to do business in my city without me? you komolov, oleg viktorovich, here

a warrant for your arrest, a museum was robbed last night, what does my dad have to do with it, so, well, tell me, the director is local, he came from leningrad with his wife and daughter, his daughter is grown up, she's going to be an artist, that's how it is, the museum was robbed at night, the area is quiet, the only people who don't sleep are the houses where they sell wine, so what's going on here, maybe we can come to some kind of agreement? yes, pizza, that everything is fine, and how did you, hell, so sly, fall for a simple scam, and everything looked so convincing, and you're not afraid at all that we 'll get caught up in these things, but you're not a bad guy, dad, good, he needs help, unfortunately, without money it is impossible to do, five, seven, oh, what, ah, you were simply delightful. and your partners too, my name is mark natanoch barshak, i kind of look after this city and its environs, i need

your talent in one very interesting and risky case. ninel, the premiere of the multi-part film is on monday on the first, and do you know that she has a patron, an adult appeared, thanks to whom i am here, and not in a cell, and what is it worth, do you know? kvn team, the perm krai team thanks the governor of perm krai dmitry nikolaevich mokhonin for his support, as well as all residents of perm krai. the final exit for today is the team of perm krai musical homework. this year marks the 50th anniversary of two events: the film adaptation of the fairy tale buratino the promise to build a bridge from the mainland to sakhalin. well, in the fairy tale about the bridge you yourself participate, we will not show it, therefore buratina. so, the theater of a very

grateful young spectator, abbreviated theater abyuse presents the production of buratino. who is not a scientist is not a poet, who conquered without white color, who will be found out in court, tell me his name, at the wound. and beggar, what's wrong with you, well, i'm wooden, fell into the lake, while they were getting it out, swelled up, into the lake of mayonnaise, oh, artemon, don't bark, hey, young people, what are you

showing, pinocchio, seriously, homework about lemonade? "let's show two brothers, especially since the governor asked me to show him, he has a favorite phrase there, when he returns from moscow to sakhalin, he always says it, what, boy, bring us some vodka, we're flying home, no, igor sanich, we'll show pinocchio, oh you jellyfish in a thong, guys, what are we explaining to him, he doesn't even want to listen, igor sanovich, here are 300 rubles, go drink beer, and you think that power is in

money, well, i think that power is in truth. whoever has the truth is stronger, well, you won't refuse money, it's true, guys, let's continue showing, beyond the mountains, beyond the forests, there's a country for fools, there's a burodina waiting, here 's another fox, and bury the money in... the ground and soon a money tree will grow here, and what about the fact that the central bank only has these options left, big cities, empty trains, urotina, i'm for you, russians don't abandon their own.

igor sanovich, you're tired of inserting your phrases everywhere, no one will show your brother, we will show buratino, who is going to the land of fools, well , i also need to go to america, let's go together, no one will go with you, alla mikheeva, come with me to america, and

what will she do there, and what is she doing here? even planes don't fly here, yes, i 'll talk to the local guys, they'll give us a boat, valera, help me, brother, but what kind of brother is he to you, this is sakhalin, everyone here is a brother. there are few people here, igor sanych, we won't show our brother, if you want to play with us, go read buratino and choose a character for yourself, oh you, pink salmon orgasm, okay, let's move on to the final scene with karabas, atas, karabas will come to us soon, atas, go, girls, save yourself,

boys, from us, we need to steal the golden key. but why do we need the golden key, and we will open our own theater, rent out the premises to wildberries, dolls, shukher karabas is coming, bass , bass, karabas, bass, bass , bass, bass, karabas, bass, bass, barabas, why repeat your name so many times, once not karabas, so, wooden dolls, by the way, now... we are not fc sakhalin, but fc wooden dolls, big cities, empty trains, i told you.

divided, now these dolls are with me, igor sanovich, how much can this go on, we were preparing buratino, rehearsed for a month, and you and your brother ruined everything again, but on the contrary, your brother helped, you are looking for this key, here it is... it was under your nose, where? yes, there on the coat of arms of yuzhno-sakhalinsk, that is, you did all this for us? well, of course, you are my family, i

love you very much, what did you do? you yourself said that he was in the way, and the fact that he i just said, didn't you hear? i didn't hear. i was walking behind the valina, it's getting dark in my eyes, red and white, red and white, what's going on, my whole life flashed before my eyes, something is stopping me from rising into the sky, now the fog will pass and the cable car will open. well, that's it, i'm finished, as you dreamed, but we dreamed of something completely different, for example, i dreamed that dr. house or flash royale would win the summer cup, why

did the rumor say, it won't come true, but my dream has already come true, we have become one big family. they wounded me, no, the bullet hit the crab, but what did the crab do in your pocket, i went to perm, i learned that i have a huge country, yaroslavl, samara,

you could be a stranger, but you became dear to everyone, young evening, always drunk, eternal maladu. dear friends, i will tell you the truth, in kvn it is funny, joyful, but it is also sad. this is exactly the moment that has come, because the game is coming to its end, the teams

go on stage, to find out the outcome of today's bright meeting. well, now i will try to be original, but also before the scores are posted, well , just for the sake of curiosity, there, i don't know, intrigues for, let's hear the jury's opinion about today's game, dmitry kolkin, i am very glad, i think everyone is glad that the kvn wind has blown to the east, it is very pleasant, and for our... it is a holiday, because when a new point opens on the kvn planet, where the big kvn comes, it is really a holiday, so happy holiday to you, thank you, each

of you is a special, unique team, but this is a game, there are rules, and there should be both winners and losers, thank you, ekaterina mizulina, please, hello, hello, i am glad, i am glad to be.

thank you very much, guys, for such a wonderful game, gigantic pleasure, and of course a sea of ​​smiles, thank you very much, roman karmanov, good evening, dear fellow countrymen, i am very pleased, firstly, for this honor that has been given to me to be at this table. let the bridge stand and let the lighthouse stand, thank you for the game, great! alla mikheeva, please! i love your island very much, i was here several years ago, on march 8 in winter, thank you very much! what i wanted to say, today was

an outstanding game, a real holiday, thank you teams, but i have a warning for the flash royale team, today you showed a music competition where you were strippers, please be afraid of the girl from perm krai who ate fish today, thank you very much, sakhalin. vadim golygin, good evening, a wonderful game, i am very glad that the captain's competition is back, let's applaud the captains again, there was a really difficult, very difficult moment of the game, but they did a great job, each team did their own kvn, that's how the audience loves you. that's how you always remain for them,

bright, original, cheerful , of course, i feel special pride for mogilev, thank you very much, you did not disgrace, as they say, thank you very much, right now the winner of the summer cup, the cup of champions of the kvn major league will be determined. dear members of the jury, your scores, perm krai, i ask! all fives, the team from perm has exactly 19 points, this is the final score for this team, the flash royale team rostov-on-don 5.55 all fives, 19.6 points, this is the final score of the flash royale team,

dear friends, this was the champions cup, in guests of the hospitable sakhalin, and i say with confidence, until we meet again on this wonderful beautiful land, see you, bye. this means.

hello, dear friends, my name is vadim golygin, and i am konstantin mikhailov, hello, and today konstantin and i decided to combine our efforts to talk not about jokes, but about humor in general, which... is presented to the general public by the wonderful, magical, long-running, one might say, kvn program. today we are not talking about 20, not about 30, not even 40 years later, not 50, even, 63 years, guests people who stood at the head,

i wanted to say, well - yes, you stood, if you consider that in fact, working in kvn, the year can go backwards, by the way, yes, like in the far north somewhere, then you can. probably look for it like that, and today for you this wonderful palette, well, first of all, i want to introduce a person who is, probably, the keeper of all the kvn traditions, sensei, yes, i'm not afraid of this word, a teacher, in extreme cases i can always say that it was me he taught, so for me he is a teacher, as for many hundreds of kvn players, you've already guessed what i 'm talking about, of course, mikhail naumovich marfin, and of course the former editor of the kvn major league. also the captain of the juice team, dmitry kolchin, dmitry kolchin, samara veselun, let's say, and cheerful, smart, beautiful, ekaterina, i wanted to say great, let's greet her, women's humor

is represented today by her, this wonderful beauty, who worked for the benefit of the wonderful kvn team, four tatars, let's applaud her too, and she was the captain. the team was ruled by men of all built well actually i can also introduce myself first of all as a kvn player i started playing in 1993 for the kvn team of the us ministry of politics it was a team of the military school of the former ministry of politics and then further on i walked through the kvn expanses here i played for different teams including of course first of all for the kvn team of the belarusian state university which brought me some moments. acquaintance with these wonderful people, now somehow we have all already talked about kvn, well practically here it turns out that i am the most unnecessary link here, because i have nothing to do with kvn, only as a viewer, as a fan, as a person who adores this program, which is probably one of the few

programs that is not a franchise at all, that is, it is not copied from anything, it is not ripped off from anything, it is exclusively our product, russian kvn, i just wanted to say,

but for our viewers i will listen to it again performed by mikhail marfin, how mikhail marfin got into kvn, how everything that happens in kvn around kvna, before kvn and... it’s strange that i got into kvn, very strange, because that in the first season, and i participated in it, let's bring it to light, that 's really the first season, the first game came out, no one knew anything about it, somehow we watched all this in may, i didn't even see it, i only watched it later, the rerun, ninety, oh my god, so that even earlier, that's in '86, and what 's typical, i wrote a dissertation, i

wrote it, published it here, that's here, it's funny , they call us to the port office, yeah, and they say , do you have an opinion? what exactly, that we need to take part, that's in the casting, because it turns out they only found five teams, there needed to be six teams in the pin season, not 25, not 20, like now, i wouldn’t even say it if i remembered it, so as not to embarrass anyone.