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tv   [untitled]  BELARUSTV  January 3, 2024 2:05pm-3:01pm MSK

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shame.
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what a shame, i want a helicopter or a tablet for the new year, and you, whatever you want, everyone, this is not the time for fantasies, we have a catastrophic financial situation now, mom, then give us this permission, but let us play sucker until the morning, but ... new year, mom, yes , let's play tanks, yes, well, now, come on , there's nothing to catch, no, let's play tanks, uh, uh, guys, but stop, what are you doing here , calm, calm, we’re all our own, santa clauses, santa clauses, snow maidens, we’re doing the same thing, but who cares about the snow? sorry it works
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frost, the deer are being pressed, what are you doing, it’s quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, there ’s our grandfather frost, santa claus and his reindeer are deporting, don’t touch the horns
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, all the best to you, you’re my good one, and all the best to you , no, lightweight, you saw, but what kind of fifa, but no, you didn’t see anything, and what you didn’t see, you’re hiding, i didn’t understand , maybe you’re afraid of a raid, but no, your nerves are to hell, you haven’t been getting enough sleep lately, by the way, you don’t have any sleeping pills, otherwise i can’t sleep for the third night, i eat, i eat, well, what do you need, well... elephant sleep helps me
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it helps, but it doesn’t help you, why bother, stupid people. i must say that there is absolutely no one here to congratulate from the heart, you need to change your profession, you people went here at all, no, now everyone walks around with a lot of money in their pocket , this is our happy part, look, listen, i told you yes, what i want a ring , but i kind of want a ring, hold it, a ring, you know, a ring with a stone, so that when everyone sees it, they just fall, because now it’s like a new year, we need to celebrate it properly, a bunch, here’s the store, we’re here now let's come in too i must understand that there must be a ring with a stone, with a stone, i understand, with a stone , take everything, girl, get away from here, this disgusting,
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what disgusting, such disgusting, leva, lyubka, lenka, hello, hello, how are you? here, too, for how long we haven’t seen each other, 10 years, no, 12 , or more precisely 12.5, why are you here, there’s work, did you leave the theater, uh -huh, something happened, you say the prospect, yes i i saw you on tv, these chips, because of your advertising, by the way, i just fell in love, yes, i ate them, yes, yes, yes, which ones do you like, with sour cream, no, with dill, have you seen it just now?
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santa claus got a job on the one hand , wipe off those, on the other hand, earnings, yes, no , well, i’m not for the money, of course, sometimes i realize that in life i’ll turn the wrong ones, i want to take a break, it’s like you, but kids, we ’re having a buffet or a reunion here, shut up, don’t you see, i met a classmate, lefty, don’t drink, girl, shut up, don’t listen, tell me, what am i, i’m not married? i worked in moscow for 5 years, i returned, we are working now, it’s good that you returned, dear viewers, the show is starting, i understand , yes, i understand, maybe i’ll see you again
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, let’s talk, great, exactly, agreed, i’m running out of time now, but listen, i have one order for santa claus, so, well, if you suddenly want to act, of course i do, pick up the phone, go ahead. write down, hello, dimasik, can you imagine, nusarev was robbed, well, i’m just standing here crushed, like, you don’t know how much he had, he doesn’t tell me anything, i’m kind of so alone in our relationship , i don’t know i’m somewhere where he’s walking around signing a protocol, i ’m standing here alone like a finger, you know, they’ll steal me, he won’t even notice, it’ll be incomprehensible to him, yes timasik, well, you’re just a miracle, so...
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i understand , and the police always appear where they are needed, oh, of course, here, here, here , now you are here, yes, you know something, because for some reason they weren’t given their money at the cash register, i didn’t know, it was all so unexpected, a classmate came to see me, so i was a steeplechase runner, i didn’t understand what this was for you, a fine,
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what a fine, sleeping beauty was fined for the fact that i slept through my life, what is this, what does it mean? children, new year's application form. am i santa claus? i see, apartment number seven, yeah, happy new year, happy new year to you girl,
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what are you waiting for santa claus? oh, santa claus, hello, hello, the adults aren't home yet, mom is working until late, auntie hasn't returned yet, auntie hasn't returned yet, but the gift is already here, happy new year, happy new happiness to you, and a poem, what a poem, no rhymes ... i don’t know, actually i have a rhyme, it’s okay, i’m a gift for you just like that without any rhymes you gave me a poem next year, two whole ones, we agreed, maybe next year i’ll stop believing in you, well, listen, other children look at me, i’m santa claus, i need to go congratulate you, okay, happy new year, goodbye, wait, what do you care, i’m scared alone, yes, but what about you right away? you can’t tell, in fact, in my heart i’m screaming with fear, but don’t scream, don’t be afraid, you
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said it yourself, your aunt will come soon, he hears, the door banged downstairs, your aunt is coming, goodbye, happy new year, great, no keys, no aunt, and i’m scared, so what should i now what to do, i need to congratulate other children. what kind of person are you, and egoists, they are human, what should i do with you now, should i put something in your bag? by the way, come on, what do we have here? come on, come on, come on, come on! well, listen,
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just right, what's your name? masha, and i’m leva. let's get to know each other. now, now, the ambulance is on its way. let me help. after all, you are stalking me, under no circumstances, these are insinuations, dirty insinuations, i have a friend who lives here, he invited me to visit, yeah, it’s clear, but you’re here as part of your job , and why can’t anyone invite me to visit , or what do you think, she invited my friend, that’s great, it turns out that if we go on the same visit, it won’t turn out, otherwise it will turn out that way , we are starting to spend holidays together, and you know, we have a completely different circle of acquaintances, right? okay, santa claus has come
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, hello to the new, hello, happy new year, happy, hello, kids, so guys, take the snow maiden to the room and play there, and grandfather frost and i, bye, good offer, kids, but i think, baby frost will congratulate, congratulate , definitely congratulate, but a little later, go, baby, take a walk for now, and grandpa will rest a little from the road, grandpa is tired, grandpa ’s back is flattering, we’ll flatter your back, here you are, you’re with me, you’re with him, here what, where , actually, i don’t drink, i see, only on new year’s, and so i, i understand, i understand,
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i drink on new year’s, because i’m already 40 years old, and my wish will never be fulfilled , you see, for the new year, i need a woman, a woman, i understand, a woman is possible. what are you talking about, what kind of woman, are you crazy, what is it? we don’t provide such services, do you think you don’t have enough women of your own, or what? i need a life like this, how will the samdum be? what , why is a model, it doesn’t look like a model, but so, who is a microbiologist, who is a nuclear physicist, who is an intelligence colonel, and someone who loves music, classical music, not this nonsense, but wait, you formulated it somehow unromantically, let’s
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i’ll explain again, yes, i understood, i understood, yes, with a higher education, black belt in karate, nuclear physicist. hello sasha, glad you came, come in, well, you come in after all it’s unfair, because they stole our santa claus, yes, they will steal the whole new year
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with their olevye, well, dad loves olevye very much, well, who doesn’t love him? we are children, so we need to prove to them that we are more important than the levies, we have already tried, they absolutely refuse to listen to us, because i was not with you, you think, if you are a snow maiden, they will listen to you, firstly , i’m not a snow maiden, i’m masha, secondly, adults don’t know how to listen, they need to be clearly shown this. listen, the plan is this: take the tree, put it her into this box and go out under some kind, gentlemen, thank you very much, here, gentlemen, you see what a cool company, i didn’t want you, say thank you, what i pulled out, for
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my friend for the gray one, sergei volk, okay, well, why so officially, well... for a wonderful person, i want to say a big thank you to him for bringing together such wonderful people at this magnificent table that maybe you have never even met in life, you know, we are doctors, that’s all -it’s an organizing link, yes, a connecting link, so to speak, because you can live your whole life and never turn, for example, to a policeman, yes, to a doctor - it’s definitely in vain, by the way, you know, i, for example, know. very good police officers, well, wait, well, yes, i’ll tell you, for example, my friend, olya, you know, she’s wonderful, really, she’s like that, she, it seems to me, she’s generally the best in the world, really, really, well, you know, then that's what, we'll drink to you again , this next year, let's to a very good policeman, olya to all women,
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hurray, i want a happy new year, happy new year, and what does that mean, we keep the christmas tree and i didn’t understand the new year that you killed, you took santa claus away from us, left us alone, do everything so that we have nothing to remember, you too. it’s clear, well, kids , did you behave well this year, i don’t hear, yes, from, but what do kids who behaved well get, gifts, gifts,
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right, but not just like that, gifts need to be earned, where? a picture like nature, when i pass, something so extraordinary, i see, a hand is reaching out to take a photo of me, here is an anthill, this is also life, there is a family, there are doing something.
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you need not only muscles, but also the brain. what is the metal rod of a barbell called? alexander, vulture, vulture, of course, friends,
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let's join in. they compete to see which of them is more savvy, intellectually. what sport in the uk is said to involve the exchange of opinions through gestures? and by the way, our time has come to an end. vadim, stadium, stadium, yes, is the correct answer. emperor of rome totchi. absolutely right, the crown and the majestic look here are also not accidental. emperor francesco toti, ruler and captain of italian roma. sports and entertainment show, head game. watch on tv channel belarus 24.
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we are saying goodbye to the old year, we are celebrating the new year, so that the old year does not linger , the new year does not linger, let’s have fun, just take roma with us, he entertains the guests, and you and i can chat for now.
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must go further, come here, masha , other children are waiting for us, they are waiting for our gifts, well, happy new year to you again, goodbye, listen, what if i offer you, bear it too, calm down, of course you can offer, but i will refuse, because i don’t drink at all, no, you don’t understand, it’s not like i ’m some kind of militant. it’s just fitness, it’s a way of life , the main thing is not to relax, i agree with you, the main thing is not to relax, listen, once a year in good company, you can relax a little, so i literally
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don’t go anywhere for a second, make sure that no one steals you , but she won’t kill, well, that’s okay. “come on quickly, i don’t want to shine here, come on, calm down, she’ll be fine tomorrow anyway won’t remember, she doesn’t even know that it’s you, sasha, but yaer, work , let’s, let’s see you off, everyone’s filled with it, oh, eighty-four, happy new year, hello, happy new happiness, please come in , happy new year... happy new
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happiness, excuse me, but where are the children? but i don’t have children, i invited you for myself, it’s sad to be alone on a holiday, sit with me, please, i’ll turn on some music for you, right? masha, you need to get out of here quickly, it’s one thing to give gifts, it’s another thing to entertain strange people, well, aren’t you ashamed, auntie because it’s sad, what a shame, suddenly she... “this is gaydon, yeah, a concerto for cello and orchestra, i really like it, today we have a whole evening with classics, i’m tormenting, that’s nice , help yourself, thank you, please ask, can i ask a question , please tell me, how did it happen, that well, well, you are such, such an interesting woman, why am i alone, yes, such
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a woman and...” alone, probably, because all my life i’ve been taking wrong turns, you know , also with me, he worked in the theater, he himself dreamed of the big screen, and then he was a fool and quit theater for the sake of commercials and corporate parties, when the movie roles were really already up for grabs, by that time i had already stopped distinguishing between what was a corporate event and what was just a party, when they stopped inviting me, i had already learned... to celebrate alone, no, at i have a slightly different story, when my friends went dancing, i went to karate , when my friends went on a date, i attended chemistry classes, when my friends got married, i defended my academic degree, now i have an academic degree, friends no, but i have nowhere to go
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, it’s sad, but excuse me, this is the name of what will play, this is a haiden, a concerto for cello and orchestra, you like it, i really like it, i can listen for hours, you know, i even thought about it myself learn to play, but i think it’s too late, forgive me, please, as you said, it’s called for cello, but you don’t have anything else, anything else like that for cello, of course, of course , i’ll play it now, please, masha, let’s go quickly , i think i forgot a very important gift in that apartment, how are you? let's go, let's go quickly come on, come on, quickly, quickly, and you know, that means on a wild boar, then, according to the nat, in
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the end? kills mosquitoes? what are you doing? everything is fine? yes, you know, this is really the first time i’ve sat at a table with such a charming, wonderful police officer. do you have much experience in this area? i don’t know how to answer this question? well, i won’t scare you off in order to advertise myself. so you’ve already done it, so don’t be scared, it’s cool, it’s what it is , nothing special, just not on the table, well , something like a scanner, well, you can relax, well, you’re not at work, i’m always at work, so, so, so, so, well done, right here, stand, “here, take it,
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third generation wellenchilist, crichton, this is my favorite concert, i used to play him in the orchestra of the philharmonic, you used to play, and now, and now i can still, let’s go, let’s go , father morios is not hopeless, maybe not hopeless, but again, well, what kind of apartment do we have next, so, yeah, this what is this number? 12, or maybe it’s still 42, maybe 42, or maybe 12, well, what are we going to do? let's go first to 12, and then to forty-second , come on...
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dear happiness, this is the twelfth or forty -second apartment, and we have both the twelfth and the forty-second, we have everything, forgive me, we met the nongeni before, your face is so sick, it reminds me, no , no, it’s like we haven’t met, but mine is always the same for you and you in the cold, you all look the same, what are you doing, if it can be, chips, chips, these are chips, chips, these are chips chips.
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here’s another incident in the morning, well, as you understand, i go out in the morning, moscow, which means look, my shoes are different, well , that’s how i understand it, it means that one shoe came out with me here in moscow, and the other one is apparently being bought by neighbors somewhere in tver, they checked my documents three times while i was getting home, but how they say, if you’ve had a good time in life, don’t be sad, try it, here’s some onions, bacon, sour cream, mushroom, enjoy, it’s someone else’s. it’s time for us to realize that no, no, eat, eat, bye, eat, there was another case, once, well, this is already true, with completely different guys, i was, oh, yes, here’s the training,
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healthy, most importantly delicious. we don't drink vodka.
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this session is over, that 's it, that's it, that's it, we have to go, wait, we'll go to a restaurant, we invite you, and then we'll go to carauki , i have christmas trees, i need to congratulate these children, you know, and you smile more , you see, yes, less chips, more smiles , well, i’m already off, happy new year to you, with new happiness, goodbye, this new year i decided to make a wish for... a family, at first i just wanted a husband , and now i understand, i really want a child, well, because you yourself know, i had nothing last year nothing new happened in my personal life, but only dumbbells, okay, great, forgive me,
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dear, i didn’t give you anything, but i ordered it for you. something drastic, yes, this year my whole life will definitely change, and personally for the better, a wonderful toast, you know, i ’ll even, i’ll even drink to this, nabrashaft, very
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good, well, to the new year, to the new life . the power flows out, and if you believe the label , after 5-10 minutes it’s generally good. " please repeat, every week we review the main topics that caused the most interest from our viewers and subscribers on social networks, we offer you to learn the belarusian language while walking with our tv guides, and we also introduce you to amazing people who live in belarus and do everything for its development. broadcast 24/7. a project
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that everyone should see. watch us every friday on the belarus24 tv channel.
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so, finally the last one, still the forty -second, just like that, for some reason yours don’t call, that they can’t wait to get rid of me, but of course, with you you won’t rest, you won’t relax as you should, hello, it’s grandfather frost, open up, let's go, come in. hello, hello, what are you waiting for, santa claus, happy new year , happy new happiness, oh, kids, naughty girls, we didn’t mix up anything, oh, excuse me, it seems to me that we’ve never met anywhere before, but no, this it’s completely out of the question, i assure you, but the face hurts, and your face also seems familiar to me. “no, no
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, well, excuse me, the whole evening, today it seems to me as if i, excuse me again, are you afraid of santa claus? no, you don’t like santa claus, what is it, love, well, why are you so sad, what are you doing here, yes, what we, we didn’t call you, no, we didn’t call you, no, i don’t even have children. she has children, no , no children, it’s fixable, but i understand, you ’re a surprise, i’m not a surprise, actually i was a welcome child in my family, wait, i understand, my friend called you, no, there are children , in general, you don’t... look very much like that santa claus, you have a staff, and he should
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have a pole, what’s with her, and this is an elephant ’s dream, that’s an elephant’s dream, and you, if you mix elephant’s sleep with alcohol, that’s it, you push the bots so far that no resuscitation will be enough, seriously, one tablet with one glass of troy. something is cospar, you are guaranteed, but it’s clear, elephant, well, of course, sleepy, well, yes , well, happy new year to you, happy new year, happy new happiness, happy new happiness, well, let’s go, yes, yes, well, goodbye, see you goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, masha, run quickly, call the police, these are not good guys, these are dangerous criminals, what about you? i have to stay here, this
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girl is in danger, i’m raising her by running, running, like roma, they opened us, sat down, don’t twitch, what are you allowing yourself? you know what i i think, i think, if i were a fireman, we would make a wonderful team, rescue, we need a fourth, i have a friend, an acquaintance, an electrician, if together, yes, but this is already a date, two in two , sorry, what happened, i said something wrong, no, well, i don’t know, listen, it happens to him, don’t pay attention, that’s it, can i have some cabbage, please, well, it turned out worse, but easier , so, dear, dear, dear, just a moment, i’m here, listen, it’s you, yes, it’s me, sasha, yes, we will have children, of course, i’m going to the store right now to get them, the only problem is, i don’t have any money,
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can you remind me of the code to the safe, 1, 2, 3 , 4, 1, 2, 3, 4, 1, 2, 3, 4 , why, we don’t work like that, but it’s right, because we always work in makeup, and these people saw us, you want to leave dangerous witnesses, but they’re not dangerous, they didn’t remember us, when will they become dangerous enough for you, when they’ll understand that
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it’s really you, sasha romanov, and i’m roma sashin,
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that’s it, i stop drinking, start running, so that’s it, you stay, excuse me, you stay here for the main thing, she understood everything, and i ran, she needs a doctor, she needs a cardiologist, it’s okay that i sit here, don’t interfere, it’s in the way, on the contrary, help. her life is not in danger, but what’s wrong with her, she
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drank elephant sleep, along with this, i think that elephant sleep should be sold by prescription, well, or champagne, one of two things. well guys, this is something, a real hero, i want to tell you, here you go, we still caught them, nothing, let the police deal with this now , i’m right, 1 2 3 4 5, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 , cat seis, informative dreams, nothing, now we’ll get her out of this state, well, mash, do you even understand that you saved my life today, otherwise grandfather morozum is supposed to get gifts, right? you know, at first i didn’t like you, but now you’re a real hero prince, like in fairy tales, yes, yes , well, thank you, thank you, snow maiden, i wish my aunt had something like that, otherwise she’s never been married before, well what's your aunt's name, let me tell you in your ear, aunt lena, like aunt lena, lena,
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everyone stay in their places, this is robbery, no nonsense, don't keep me lazy, give me the money, what's this here, this is here happening? just in general, you have guests, don’t worry
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, i’ll meet them myself, let’s take them here, and here we see a real new year’s miracle, we see how... the brave santa claus stopped with his own hands, please tell me, tell me how, and that is, you, but i understood , i understood, come on, come on, film, film, now, now, now, now, so, dear, dear tv viewers, in the life of every person there is a place for miracles, yes, sometimes it seems to us that this is ordinary coincidence, but if you look closely, you can see that this is an opportunity, a chance from... to change the world for the better, it is very important to take advantage of this chance, as you can see , dear tv viewers, today i took advantage of this chance, you just saw how
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the valiant guards of two especially dangerous criminals, who have many crimes, robberies, and today they are neutralized, this is my gift to the residents of the city for the new year, and as they say, if there is a threat in life, call santa claus. okay, yes, yes, that's it, thank you, oh, just a second, now, wait, hello, yes, yes, thank you very much, i won’t let you down, yes, i’ll tell you now, our management is offering you a job on the channel , they liked the way you work with the camera, i congratulate you, from me, yes, on the channel, yes, and you’ve made me so happy about this now , well, yes, well, actually, i’ll be happy now. not news, congratulations, thank you, congratulations, to have a cool life in life, act like uncle
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lev, normal, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, aren’t you at work? but no, for heroism shown in the workplace, i am entitled to a day off, and anyway, i’m going to change jobs, you want to go somewhere together, but you invite me to take you, well, yes, i’m a fool for not doing this before, i can’t , probably why, the child is waiting.
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are you a boy or a girl? but if a boy is one cultural program, and if a girl is completely different, a girl, just not a daughter, a niece.
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what do you think, is it fate that you and i are together, or just lucky? i think this is a guardian angel, yours or mine, then the sector is a prize on the drum for your beloved lady, well, you know, i knew that you would be here, only no, don't start. phone number, no, i'll call myself. fate,
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that no, no, nothing, fate, fate, you have problems related to the peculiarity of your personality, this is not a question, this is the first step to solving them. my name is vera, i am a coaching psychologist, i can solve any of your problems, come, restore faith in yourself, what self-esteem, little red riding hood, someone would help you.
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objects, the easier it is for them to assimilate any material, show one day from their life, it is better to put marmalade or fruit, well, better, of course, fruit, for about the menu according to established standards, it is enough to develop it twice a year, taking into account seasonality, the speech pathologist sits with the child at the mirror and shows the child articulation gymnastics, the child, looking in
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the mirror, sees himself... watch on the belarus 24 tv channel.

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