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hello, hello, i of course understand that you won’t answer me honestly, why? well, your boss, she’s normal, our tv channel takes the issue of creating a program seriously, yes, everything is done at a high professional level, yes, it’s i who want to address this question, it’s to you, my dear, that you decided to address is he telling me already?
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of course it’s interesting, well, i already went to a psychologist, i got the impression that they’re all, excuse me, with all the hype, well, psychologists, they are of course extraordinary individuals, extraordinary, in my opinion, not everyone is crazy, through one, well, if through one, then that’s 50%, your chances are not that bad, let me help you, of course, from childhood... cut a christmas tree,
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thank you, but why in general? did you take these psychos? well, from personal experience, you know, one psychologist i went to, it turned out, worked part-time by casting out demons at home, and another psychologist burst into tears right at the session, lay down on the couch, covered himself with a pillow, asked me to lie down next to him, and of course you they lay down, but it’s none of my business, but he said that... he divorced his wife for everyone women reacted like that, he really needed warmth, and he was trembling so much, trembling and crying, so i lay down for a second, well, you have nothing to worry about, vera, she is the most adequate person i know in our field, a strictly scientific approach, constant practice , nothing superfluous, no demons, dancing, this won’t happen, hello, luzeta mikhailovna, hello, vera, no, i can’t call her,
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she has a very serious meeting right now, in 2 hours my shooting ends, let’s do it in a couple of hours, let's meet in the cafe, what do you say, i'll see if i have a window, window, if you have a window, funny, she will call you back later and tell you all the details, don’t worry, everything is fine, goodbye, vera is very busy. the person, in fact, the grandmother is even looking for a window, it’s in her schedule, this is the price of success, although i’ll introduce you, and that you have a door, a wide open door to the world of television, at a meeting on wide screens,
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i’m listening to you, gusha. yes, quite an adequate psychologist. sorry. yes, i understand that it’s an important meeting, by the way, i also have a schedule, you say that i i’m already getting up, okay, it would be better if i took the metro.
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this was my place, yes now, me now. “this is not a problem, this is a small obstacle, i clearly see the goal, the producer, television, i lower the goal, go to it, oh, yeah, so, well, wait, and he, and he tells me, the woman is crazy, okay, i tell him, what a woman, look, girl, are you going to order something? we're having a new year's party, bring some water, you see the man is feeling bad, no, nothing, nothing , the word is spinning, hurry up, hurry up, what does part-time work mean, she came running, i was thinking, there are discounts here
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there to buy something for the children, woman, you know, my friend and i kind of think that, but it’s very sad to be such an unfortunate neglected person, we sympathize with you, you ’ll get together there somehow. don’t pay attention, don’t pay attention, yes, it’s okay , thank you, i’m very glad that such good people work in the police, and the girl said, it’s okay, to each his own, that’s right , to each his own, please don’t miss it when yours will arrive, look, here i have a catalog from lydia, here i have her latest collection, a wedding dress , but you me... you know, i don’t seem to wear my fatherland, yes, but her dresses are gorgeous, simply gorgeous, vasya, and you’re in a hurry to live, or you’re afraid of turning into a pumpkin any day now, no, well, you were just the tsar’s wife, okay, i understand that now
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you can get a divorce for money in an hour, but you don’t even want to take an interval before the new wedding, but why, how? i thought, damn, i’m being crazy, it’s normal for you to ask me such questions, you’re kind of crazy, i guess lately i’ve started to feel this tower, and this is alarming, my dad has started to feel his liver, now i haven’t given him a drink or a roach, i haven’t done anything, should you get checked, can you sleep, maybe the library? damn, laruz , what are you doing, what are you doing, yes, grandma, don’t bother me , i’m busy, yes, always busy, yes, it’s always
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important, i’ll call you back, this time i’ll definitely call you back, are you kidding me? i left a business card, we’ll figure it out ourselves, i’m in a hurry, okay, let’s, as if you didn’t see anything, and i’ll give you a new one, little red riding hood was fined for the fact that it never reached my grandmother, a fine, yeah. i was lucky that they heard the neighbors, called a police team, they had to open the doors, virochka, everything is fine with you , sign that you have no complaints, well , that’s good, and it’s good that you
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arrived so quickly, but what happened, something... something with her grandmother, something with her, well, something with her heart, you can accompany her to the hospital, of course. of course, what’s wrong with you, grandma, and why don’t you sing to finally see, come here, i’ll go with you, of course there’s no homework in this, but i’m pleased to be there, please!
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don’t worry, no one will die today, grandma, everything will be fine, but i know, i know, maybe you can’t talk, i can’t break my fast. bosha, cancel all meetings for today, my grandmother and i are going to the hospital, something is wrong with my cat’s heart, no, with my grandmother, this is not for you, don’t give me my own advice, that’s all you are doing with him, well, look, you'll be left alone, don't be nervous. do you want some candy, little red riding hood? no, you’re so
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beautiful, i love you, yes, don’t be nervous, breathe deeper, breathe, breathe, deeper, just like that, she breathed, paused, and breathed out, but i don’t know what’s wrong with her, we’ll come, we’ll figure out where we’re going, at least to the hospital, to my friend’s dacha. volda , a cardiologist, you know, i’m in awe , even you’ll like it, a real man, well, you’re so impregnable, serious, in fact, i’m a performer, and you have weekends, you can say so, let’s meet on the weekends, you invite me on a date, well , it turns out that it suits you very well when you smile, it suits you when you laugh, and i ’m serious. well, what movie
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should we go to? with dzheburda? no, no, well, there’s a movie with modarchuk, no, not with modarchuk, i like it, a romantic comedy, well, i somehow didn’t teach about a romantic comedy, but thank you, then for a cartoon, three tickets, please, yes, please, three tickets for it was impossible to come up with a vip box office for.. i want to have my children, when you are with me, we will have a lot of little ones, thank you,
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little children, when i am your wife, it will be so good for you that you won’t think about children at all, let’s go, hello, can i please see a romantic comedy with dzheburda, two tickets, why are they like that? for a long time, don’t worry, michonne is here , he promised me that he would connect the best... well , what’s wrong with her, everything is fine, calm, her condition is stable, but she needs surgery, the days are counting, i agree, do whatever you need, if you need money, the fact is that the decanter valves, wolf systems are best installed by wolf himself, wait, he is your friend, you yourself already said that there was some kind of problem, he went to a conference in holgina, where did you go? i call him, the phone doesn’t answer, so you say, the clock counts, yes, it’s true, that is
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there’s no time to wait, so that’s it, i’ll go to olgina’s place myself, i’ll bring him there, that’s right , please watch your grandmother, don’t worry, go, we’ll follow up, thank you , well, you’re with me, what can i do, well let's go watch grandma, yes, i'm listening, hello, ver, well, i'm holding the defense as best i can. right now, well, you know your clients, right now there are two of them hanging on my wire, well, if i don’t connect them to you, they will tear me apart, yes, i wouldn’t want such memories, connect, catch, hello, verochka , hello, alexey, and this is not alexey, this is maxim, maxim , what’s wrong with your voice, did you have a cold, i was working as a parody, suddenly i realized that i like this voice more than my own, and i want
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to talk with it, this is not normal, an understandable desire, but unnecessary. what am i supposed to do? well, think about your individuality, you are multifaceted, why limit yourself, use all your talents to the fullest, not forgetting that you are an individual, goodbye, let's have the next one, yeah, now, so, good afternoon , yes, maxim, good day, yes, maxim, no explain, this is not maxim, then this is not faith, goodbye. phew, hello, ver, vera, hello, so, and he says, this is monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, huh? but
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it doesn’t hurt me as much as you do, laughter prolongs life. but in some it can cause hyperventilation of the lungs , you might think that i’m laughing for the first time, yes, it seems that you are always on duty, at work, olya, don’t pay attention, don’t listen to him, and i’m already used to it, it's like the refrigerator at home, the refrigerator is rattling, firstly, the subject is extremely useful and necessary, it’s because of you, mikhailovna, that i endure this naked rudeness, well, she... you like it, oh, i’m somehow tired, i’ll take a nap, well , a wonderful couple, i think i’ll go, oh, piper ventilation.
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hello, you don’t know where to find dr. volkov, here is dr. volkov, i urgently need you in st. petersburg, my grandmother needs your graphene valves, the clock is ticking, i can’t, i have a conference. but this is a conference of dentists, well, yes, you generally know how important healthy teeth are for the heart, there are a lot useful information for a cardiac surgeon , no, no, no, no, i can’t, i have a conference , are you kidding me, i ask you for help, questions and on the importance of dentistry, aimed at the further development of those technologies that will be
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highly in demand in the profession, will improve the quality of dental treatment, excuse me, please, may i? let me turn to you with a small request, as some of you already know, your orderly ranks of dentists, the heart surgeon, dr. volkov, has wormed his way in insidiously, like a carious tooth, and my grandma is now lying in his department and waiting for an operation, but the doctor is capricious and does not want to fulfill his medical duty, this is what children sometimes do when they want to go wash or clean up...
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thank you, thank you very much, thank you, olya, olya, olenka, wait, i need to tell you a few serious things, olya, that mishka , mish, eight, bear, great, great, dear, olya, hello, olya, yes, bear, hello, god sent you to me, please help me out, what it happened? in my children's department, the kids are waiting for the new year in the morning, the payment did not go through to the agency, they have some kind of overlay there, there is no santa claus with little maiden.
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this is kidnapping, your job is to save people's lives, i want you to do that. is your job to kidnap people? no, i'm just a psychologist. even before you, i read psychology as quackery and not a science, and now even more so. your unproven theory is just a way to extract money from the mystique of the public. and what kind of science makes you listen to lectures on dental restoration instead of saving people’s lives, let me remind you. here to the right i'll turn around. uh-huh, now. i know. here the road is shorter, okay, you didn’t drink today, the windows
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cared that you were still joking, even what kind of jokes there could be, really, where next, right. let's go, let's go, guys, let's go , let's go, come on, come on, don't take off , come on, here are the costumes, there are kids there, wait, and where is the snow maiden, and where is santa claus, well, there is no santa claus.
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you'll know the way, yes, i forgot that we have two problems, you as a driver could too, but it's my fault, yes, doctor, and you always throw the arrows like that, yes, that means you took me to an unknown place, it’s my fault, i’m tired of operating, i went to the dentists, it’s okay, we have dr. volkov, that’s it, dr. volkov is gone, there is no more dr. volkov, i haven’t been operating for almost a month. i have a somatic tramar of the hands that suddenly appears, i can’t hold a scalpel in my hands, let alone install a valve, excuse me, i can’t operate on your grandmother, no, no,
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no, no, so it’s all my fault, it ’s all me i worked for a while and sewed it up, i said, i’ll call you back, i’ll call you back, because the work is for the most important thing for me, work, career, growth, “she is the dearest person to me , you know, i’m ready to give everything for her, now i can’t help her, i don’t know whether to give it to someone, faith, not true, i’m very sorry that i can’t help, when we return, i ’ll examine your grandmother myself, we’ll probably select some kind of treatment, you can’t lose hope, you need to see a doctor yourself, it doesn’t help me”? why are we standing there, and what are we waiting for? come on, come on, doctor, do something,
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come on, come on, come on, come on, well also, well, i went, i went, i went, i went, i went, on an adventure...
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and in fact, here there is everything you need to live comfortably, somehow the village doesn’t happen in ecuador, i don’t know why, there ’s not even internet loves it, here nature is in its own right, it’s so cool, because i look at the palm trees so much, i haven’t seen so many palm trees here in belarus for a long time, belarusian people are good, they always treat me to something, she said, take the potatoes, throw them away, that’s it what you bought tastes better here, i’ll believe it, because the potatoes are so huge, and there’s also pepper cool too.
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this is terrible planetary pollution. the european commission and the united states continue to sponsor belarusian fugitive extremists and swindlers. however, while the appetites of the latter are growing, trust in them is falling. one of the studies of the liquidated office press club belarus. according to all sociological studies conducted , the belarusian population supports alexander lukashenko. three visits in a week. we are trampling sanctions into the sand in different parts of the planet. we checked our watches with the emirates and equatorial guinea. east asian. the wind of change for the west it’s like a lump in the throat, there is nothing that doesn’t work, this is about belarus and china. main topics on the main broadcast. watch on tv channel belarus 244.
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oops, the master of improvisation is only here with you today, let's go, what's going on on the planet, there is no snow, a snowman is crying, uh, everything is fine, don't worry, children, a huge truck is carrying snow, the truck will fly up somewhere , and as soon as the new year creaks, you guys will immediately see how fluffy white snow will fall, but without snow there is no mood, and without snow there is nothing to catch, enough about the global warming, i won’t say any more, i personally won’t sound the alarm, this is a settled issue for me, in the new year, friends, believe me, a miracle, santa claus will come to you, and why didn’t santa claus come, because because?
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you asked why it is very difficult for him to be santa claus alone, and in general for the new year, if anything, this is a question, not just one answers, good santa claus, who, many who, many who, the magical forces of good, this is a huge machine of magic , where everyone does their job, accurately, all year round, in any weather, small irreplaceable workers do their job, and it’s up to them... everything depends on them, but how , how, how, how, it’s very simple, it’s a thousand snowflakes, snowflakes fall into place so that santa claus can drive along the roads, yes, then everything depends on us, snowflakes, well, not only on snowflakes, but on snowflakes, it depends on you, a bright holiday, a new year, don’t listen to the snowflake, here she ’s lying a little, so, well, okay, okay, from snowmen also depend on us, we are small cogs in a huge machine of magic. "we
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come to you to congratulate you on your new year, and santa claus rushes, rushes, he has a lot of worries, maybe there is a sharp turn, the sleigh suddenly turned over, or grandfather fell asleep, yes, or got up to rest, he has a difficult path, but tell me, kids, you are good too, without grandfathers, we will have a high holiday, the highest, whoever behaved badly this year, i will never come to that later, but no one behaved badly. this year everyone behaved well, well, so the snowman came to them, to promise us children, you will never get sick, and you will do only good deeds,
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at the conference they gave it out, it’s strange , take it, take it, they say it helps, i was driving, i... drank, well then i won’t drink either, what do you think caused your tremor? i don’t know, maybe it’s fatigue, i ’ve been working like an ox for the last year, or maybe this is a situation with a hunter? what hunter is this with? well, i was visiting a girl, well... well, of course, her husband, an avid hunter, found us together, but of course, he grabbed his gun and almost shot me, so after about a week my hands started to get more expensive , i don't know, maybe maybe this somehow provoked it, or do you
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think that i need to be examined more seriously, are you kidding, no, but what did you tell me right away, don’t you understand that you are reactive? this is a psychological trauma, it can be easily treated. so, i’m treating you, you’re treating my grandmother, everyone’s happy, everyone ’s happy, okay? go. come on, come on, sit down. yeah, all that's left is to push the car out. crap! by metro, yeah, that means along the way, but the children and i did well, i would even say very
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well, maybe a cafe, a glass of tea, believe me, there's a tug, lined up, a tug, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, good evening, good, it's a long way to the store, so after 22 they still don't sell it, but what should i do? pull it out, yes, it’s easy , do something, here you go, well, forgive me brother, there’s nothing else anyway, happy new year, foreign, you don’t need anything else, well, there’s a cable, there’s one, well, just grab it, and well, yes, you see ,
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it’s helping, it’s helping, now we’ll pull it, well, hold on, guys, it’s time, it’s time, which means you won’t get a cup of tea.
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you yourself have already said that if this is fate, then i'll definitely see you, uh-huh, uh-huh, but i'll come, and i'll wait.
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this is where your huntress lives. i won’t go there, doctor, the situation needs to be resolved, otherwise the tremere won’t get through, this is the most effective way, why are you cowardly, little gray top, we still have to save grandma. just nothing, 5 minutes of awkwardness, then everyone is happy, everyone is satisfied, little one, open the door, of course, dear. good evening, guys, the most
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adequate psychologist, your wife cheated on you, yes, but what? so, so, let me make hasty conclusions and rash actions. marina lay down, i was nearby and it was you, he’s completely fooling you, right? kolya, it’s all over between us a long time ago, i swear, i don’t understand why he came, i’ll explain everything to you now, i ’ll explain it myself, marenka, come here, it looks like we don’t have much time, well, i won’t tell you about you lady, nor nostradamus , and his time has just run out, wait, i didn’t have time to introduce myself, my name is vera, i am the most adequate psychologist, vera, that’s good, faith will be useful to him, hope. no, he doesn’t, i see you ’re upset by our arrival, that’s exactly why
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i call people first before i come to visit them, why didn’t you call me last time, that’s what we wanted to talk about last time, kolya, i have nothing to do with it, let’s talk, let’s talk, i professional, i will solve our little problem, professional, ours, you brought her especially for me, this professional, as compensation, or what do you think, we’ll all start together now, yes, that’s it, pervert? you're dead, i see you're an impulsive man, you know, i 'd shoot him with pleasure too, but firstly, he must save my grandmother, secondly, this murder will not solve anything, thirdly, you will get long-term consequences in the form of imprisonment, this is all wood, this is so out of date, who are you, this song is good, start first, i said, i am vera, a psychologist, i can help you, listen, listen, she is a very good psychologist. you're sick of me, psychologists,
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dog handlers, geologists, what kind of people are you, you have a conscience, i don't want to see you again, kolya, well, let's get started, sit down comfortably, all doctor, come in, don’t be shy, i won’t sit with him, well, i ’ll sit with him, come in, so what? let's get started, we'll just sit here with you , we'll wait for tsareva, he'll bring me my things, it's somehow inconvenient, maybe i'd rather wait in the car, but no, you're kind of here with me, let him understand what a treasure is i won’t be lying around on the road for long, i mean, you’re very lucky to have me. hello, vasya, i
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brought your things, as you asked, from the cloud, next to the bed, there’s not much there, but i brought it, look, there’s a music collection, we’re shaking and we’re shaking , the second one was there, we’re shaking, we’re shaking, then there are two books, hit the shell-shocked and... the returned tsars, what are you saying, this is not mine at all, these are yours, no, i ’m telling you, not mine, forgive me, ivan, you can something was mixed up, my vasilisa has a completely different taste, yes, it’s just that maybe you don’t know her that well yet, and i don’t read books at all, okay, i understand, then there’s still...
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and you know, when i was putting all this together, i thought that maybe it’s good that you and i are getting divorced so quickly, because we have i don’t have any common interests with you, although do you have any interests at all, please forgive me, ivan, you can’t talk to my fiancee like that, i understand all your feelings, but i kind of love her, i.. i understand that i even sympathize with you , just a little, excuse me, tsarev, you and i seem to have one very powerful common interest soon, i will sue you for a restaurant, get ready, vasya, this is my
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restaurant, it was yours, has become my, well, a shameful wolf? come here, well, come here, come, go, it hurts you, but you think it was pleasant, when you are my wife, and you change, well, ask for mercy. “forgive me, good hunter, i won’t do this again, of course you won’t , and what are you standing here, and what are you all standing here, you will pay me everything, everything, how you feel,
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is better now, that’s right, it works this method, nikolai shared his feelings with us, what do you say, marina? kolichka, i love you very much, kolya, of course, i really love you, but you chose hunting over me, you constantly disappear on it, i was lonely, so i filled out this emptiness, what hit, what i got it, by the way, i’m a successful surgeon, a good person, a handsome man, but then that’s it. marina emphasized that you preferred hunting to her, but i hate this hunting, like in the swamps in the summer, in the snow in the winter, rain, frost, mosquitoes, so why are you doing all this, so everything is for her, i thought, hunting, an activity
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for cool men, everything to please her, do you know how much i paid for these heads, how much did you pay for these heads? it seems to me that my new life is getting better with my wife, marinka, let’s start telling each other from today friend only the truth, okay, come on, i really want to go to tango together, i was afraid that you would laugh, and i also want a child, and your
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beard is very itchy that you were silent, it also hurts me, a child, i agree. goodbye, thank you for helping, yes, very much, you are a very good doctor, volkov. i wanted to return this to you, oh, my talisman, happiness, a model of graphene, but i thought i had lost it, i was terribly upset, you gave it to me in a restaurant, you said it as a sign of eternal love, and this is in euphoria, probably amnesia, bastard you are a wolf, beautiful and talented bastard, dear, okay, i’m going to save lives,
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i’m coming, my love, i’m coming, well, talented bastard, let’s go? just think about the hunters, about the hunters with guns, about the hunters with guns with horns, about the wives that you, what are you doing, are causing you stress, grandma, we’re going to rescue, well, they should have finished by now. vera, the operation was successful, she is resting,
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gosh, go home, this is an order, yes, thank you, doctor. hello, grandma, hello, how are you feeling, exactly, simply, i’m just asking, i ’m fine, but you know that i won’t meet you halfway. a i want to be with you, yes, i’m already leaving , i kiss you, hello, yes, it’s me, i won’t be able
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to come to meet you, i thought, what advice can i give from the screen to save families, when in my time, marvel at the doctor, not harm, i want to be a good doctor. i hope you understand me, girl, you can’t park like that, you’ll work on other people’s cars all your life, congratulations on tinsmith day, i thought i dreamed it all, me too. what was it? a fairy tale, very happy,
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then we went to grandma. so, dear men, if your girlfriend is everything has not yet decided to marry you, or not, then take her straight here, to this shopping center, lidy’s new clothes. yes, yes, that same lidia, her collections of wedding clothes attracted the attention of the leading masters of world fashion, and not just attracted attention, but made them talk about their future. and today there is a new reason for...
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they won’t condemn, it’s possible, otherwise, this is a deterioration in the financial situation of children, and our children
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are under the protection of the state, and you? sounds logical, it means i’m urgently going to the store, buy toys, tomorrow you’re going to meet brides, thank you, come on, come on, i will definitely contact you, i ask you to come to our salon, thank you. thank you very much, so we understand, it’s a new matter, if your girlfriend, your future wife, your future spouse , your future mother, your future children, must come in order to make this very important decision, this section was with you , just lev.
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the standard fate for many artists in
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the belarusian project is a member of the belaruskag. union of artists, laureate of the national award in the field of fine arts and teacher of graphic design sevalat shvaib, will tell you thanks to whom he chose the path of an artist, my aspirations or my deviations into some kind of artistic world, first of all, my mother supported me, because at one time she herself dreamed of entering the academy of arts, and we will also answer the question of what is the difference work in... different creative directions, the artist is probably a little more comfortable than the actor, because the actor must be on the crest, he must be now, here, and the artist can work at their desk, let's talk about stereotypes in art. for many there is such a stereotype of people that an artist is something lying under the fence, drinking constantly, doing nothing, well , sometimes he blurts out something on the canvas. this
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idea, just in many ways...
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some kind of civilizational reserve of wisdom, should be a clear picture of the world, so that no illusions, promises, promises of very cunning politicians, figures, especially western ones, could cloud the reality. the project is objective, do not miss new episodes on the belarus 24 tv channel . you are watching news.

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