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tv   [untitled]  BELARUSTV  January 5, 2024 2:05pm-3:01pm MSK

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and while working, we know each other, yes, but did you violate? violated, but no one caught me, that means we don’t know each other, for our common happiness, i want to know who you are, my dad sent you to spy on me, yes, not really, i, in short, you’re making me nervous, you’ll have some kind of
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feeling... "hello, good afternoon, hello, oh, hello, my god, you are lydia, yes, my god, you know, i just couldn’t pass by your dresses, it’s such a rarity these days, you know, so that it’s so beautiful, modest, just without this unnecessary pomp, it’s a shame, i just had there is no reason to try on all this beauty ." thank you, it’s very nice to hear, tell me, can i, i’ll just take a look, of course, of course, maybe you’ll pick something up for the future, gerda, yes, let’s go, thank you, god, in general, we have such an excellent dress, i sort of found myself a wedding dress in your catalogue, it’s called the first snow, you have it in stock, in a single copy.
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i really like the shevka, it seems to me that my motives are very, motives - and the jewelry, you want to try it on, i think it’s great, but not very good a lot, let's go, no, you know, it seems to me that i want something more fluffy, maybe this, maybe this, this, yes, a great option, you know, i really like this, and matelda would like who who is matilda - this is my dog, yes, excuse me, please, yes, and is this not you, by any chance, miss fitness 2009? “yes, it’s true, every year this figure stresses me out more and more, but yes, it’s me, it’s just me out of habit, in our gym, on the contrary, there’s your autographed poster, your old gym, it seems to me that you’re not near have changed, really, forgive me, please, yes, sorry, the thing is that we have a show soon,
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and maybe you would agree to participate as a model? i, you have a wonderful figure and i think it would be wonderful. you know, i don’t mind, but you don’t accidentally have a loving husband and children included with your wedding dress, yes, a phone number, now i ’m here for you, you have it, i have, yes, i have a business card, that’s great, master of sports between pro... of course, you can postpone it, i want to think, yes, okay, i should be the best at our wedding, let's go, dimaschik, happy new year, please wait, is this a business card? a gift from our salon, it
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will bring you happiness, yourself, upcoming , gerda, robot, robot, you are buying, but i need to think, i have no training in not thinking, sorry, no, no, no, no, no, this is my robot , i need... a gift, and i need a restaurant, no, wait, you know how much i saved for this robot, oh, that's your problem, ivan sarevich was fined for never kissing the princess's frog, uh-huh, vanya , laguchka, oh, laguchka, fighting friend my student youth, how many years have we not seen each other, well... you have changed, van, well
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, a dubious compliment, yes, forgive me, but you ’re okay, i just mean that i didn’t marry you then. okay, tell me, what are you, how are you, where are you? believe it or not, i work in saxony. laguchka, this is fate. you understand, i have my ex-wife, she wants to chop off half the restaurant for herself. can you paint me and a young lady at my apartment today? no, well, fictitious. no, you understand, i talked to a lawyer, there are other options there is simply no way to save the restaurant. well, an unexpected proposal. no, well, it’s necessary right away. i need to go to the tax office to get these stamps and take the forms , well, then i can’t, i need to buy gifts today for the last day, van, what are you like little, well, i’ll pay for everything, that’s understandable, well, in general, it’s my new year’s the budget is bursting at the seams, but then i think that
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santa claus will appreciate saving his friend. for some reason , i don’t see a large number of people here who want to marry, and you think that the whole institution of marriage rests on you, danishok, we closed for the holidays, come on in. disorder, evidence
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just in case, let's go, let's go, let's go
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, we carefully go down it and you and i are free, you want to break your legs, the most important day of your life, what the main day of my life, and you, listen, if i have there will be no wedding today, it will be the worst day of my life.
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the clothes are so feminine, how can i say, she dresses over her head, sometimes through her legs, i heard this, well, she’s a little prettier than your princess
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, i got it, i got it, i’m not walking today stores, that is, you’ll go to car -sowing, yes, i’m quitting, so i think ulya will finally go and what ’s going on, listen, spit already wow, i thought your love is a shovel, my shovel is a way to somehow
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wait out my loneliness, or else that, of course, and in general i don’t have time to talk to you here now and in general i’m not going to be sour here with you, because i have to go buy oranges and montarines, by the way, and you would, by the way, if god gave it to you , i would do that, of course, i would fight for my love, call my friends, find out what’s wrong with him, where is he? sit here, kitty, right, what are you doing with this hairpin, and why are you opening the lock with the hairpin? here's the door after this for people, and 2000 rubles are down the drain, what are you worried about, you're having a real wedding, look, you're wasting money, your bride price is all as it should be, that's where this ulcer came from, and well... to me where, and what is this ulcer? why do you immediately attach labels?
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i'm starting to suspect that your exes weren't such monsters as you. did you tell me? let's go today on my wedding day, we won't talk about my exes, okay? why are you so worried about your exes? you now have to think about your future, she will probably give you a lot, i don’t know, bye, bye, i’ll probably have to sit here with you until the morning. i can’t sit here with myself until the morning , you know, i have a restaurant, it won’t wait until the morning, so let ’s think about it, we’ll help, we’ll come up with something, will you, no, come on, come on .
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"seniors, there's nothing wrong with fellow students it turns out, you can’t even talk , it’s only suitable for light novels, oh how, but i don’t lose hope, to find true great love, a high bright feeling, well, no matter how trite it sounds, but it’s true, hello, hello, i’ve been here for a long time, well, yes , this is veri, this is for you, thank you, please, until next time , bye, goodbye, i’m flying”? and we don’t
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know each other, in fact, i’m looking for your friend misha, well, a felcher in the ambulance, listen, i’m him myself i can’t catch him, his phone doesn’t answer, and i don’t know his new address, so that i can’t help you, for now i’m sorry, but if i find out anything, no, thank you, no need, well, at least i tried. well, what do you think? will it hold up? what? what, what, what, well, no, we have the second one as well . no, no, no, yes. no
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, but remember the irony of fate, after all, it was wrong, we forgot how to climb into the windows of women, but we learned to climb out of the windows to them, but you just forgot the word to your beloved women, so come on. mom, oh my god. yeah, lord, mommy, mom, that's it, yeah, come on, yeah, yeah, no, don't be afraid, you coward, come on, come on, mom, come on, where i'm holding, come on, you
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hold it, you're already on your own, come on. hello, please tell me, do you have satka tangerines?
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happy new year, no thanks. allow me, i’ll help you, but i thought the gentlemen who stayed in the era wouldn’t call because they’d be carried away? archeology? i, yes , well, i mean, it’s not that i’m into archaeology, i live there, no, well, i mean, it’s my job, can you imagine that, but i’m also interested in archeology, okay, yes, stop it, yes , how seriously, yes, no, listen, well, everything is clear, you’re just hitting on me with side archeology, well, nothing
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, the attempt counts, no, really, i’m interested, i’m not interested in the psychological aspects of culture may, really, no, well... this doesn’t mean that i’m not telling you, please, where am i, where, i in the sweet salon, yes, wait, listen, if they say that the bride’s dress is from lydia, no one will say that the marriage is fictitious, really, hello, you will find out what the bride’s size is, forty-four, like mine, lagutik , please measure yourself, well, lagutik, okay, how can i help you, what is your best the best dress, the best dress has just been postponed, i beg you, please, it’s a matter of life and death, what if they don’t come, gerda, we’ll try it on now, please, this is our exclusive, you can look through the catalog for now, sit down, this is for you, truth?
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thank you, gentleman, buried with a bouquet and with passion for the culture of may, i don’t understand where we have hidden cameras here, i’ll tell you from experience, the most important moments of life, they don’t get into the frame, yes, but what an experience - then, you leave me your phone number, you know how much i’m only 30 years old, by the way, so you can’t overwhelm me with experience. 30 years old, yes , what did you think, wait, wait, what did you think i was 40, no, i just want to say that it’s not that much, just 25, congratulations, well, 26, 27, maybe i’ll finish with age , give me your phone number, i’ll give it to you. they say
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how this dress suits you just right, as if it was made for you, but you know what, take this dress, and i’ll tell that client that the dress was eaten by mice, great. i haven’t taken the metro for 100 years, and i won’t for as long, you know, it’s better to stand in traffic jams for 2 hours than 20 minutes of disgrace, guess what?
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oh, just like, like in a horror movie, yes, listen, call, hello, hello, hello. you hear, damn, it doesn’t work, you haven’t seen, you don’t remember what floor this is, what are you, you, are you claustrophobic, phobe, claustrophobic, you, admit it, no, well, you’re a colostrophe, are you afraid, no, i’m just a little bit of heights i’m afraid of everything, absolutely, of course, wait, why are you afraid of heights, you’re in college, you were the first to sign up for this... group of climbers, so you signed up, wait, are you because of me or what? laguchik, hello, where are you?
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you, listen, there’s force majeure here, we ’re stuck in the elevator, how we’re stuck, where we’re stuck, ivan, this isn’t serious anymore, we don’t have much time, so do you think it’ll give me pleasure to sit here, huh? what am i doing on purpose? ok, i'll call an accident now. come on, call. you know, if your personal lawyer doesn’t cheat more than you, then in my opinion it’s time to change lawyers. yes, that's exactly right. you know, honey, but it really gives me pleasure to be here with you. well, i understand, it’s better to put up with someone you know. yes, listen, maybe we are, we are let’s celebrate this matter, well, understanding , well, yes, and you will have such a bachelor
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party, you haven’t seen a wedding yet, i really haven’t either, but from experience, and you don’t have much experience , joke about it, oh, professional, mock me, come on , that’s it, come on, damn it, i don’t really understand right now. what's the matter, where's my dress? well, technically it was not yours, but we put it aside for you, but unfortunately you were 15 minutes late, gerda, please try on this dress, i think it will suit you very well, naturally, look at my figure, on me everything looks divine, but in any case , don’t do things like that, you know, you set me up, where is the dress? the mice that they ate, damn it, larusik, why are you sitting there, silent,
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tell these ladies how to work with clients like me, vasya, sort out your masquerade yourself, hey, maripoppins, do you want to be accused of attacking employees internal affairs, i want to be... like you, we will introduce you to belarusians who deliberately exchanged the city for the village, about 10 years old, it was just a country house, one fine day they just arrived in winter minsk, we stayed for 2 weeks and realized that it was very noisy, well, that’s how the circumstances developed. we already lived here, well, that is, we already came here, we liked it, despite the fact that our apartment was on fire, they believed in themselves, their strengths and achieved results in their
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favorite business. the main goal of our farm is not to earn money, but to provide ourselves with good quality products, how to build a house and not get divorced, that’s what helped? probably, after all, the desire to be together, and a miracle leading from the capital. we know how to start the morning right, my the secret is to wake up with a smile, then the day will go positively. olga, what are we going to cook today? today we
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will cook rice. pate, roll them into a tube, serve with yogurt sauce, your home champions will appreciate this breakfast, the breakfast of a champion, watch on the belarus24 tv channel.
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and an internal affairs officer, i may be just like my mother, but i’m clearly not a fool, but what do you want, health, a rich fiancé, happiness, a goldfish, come on, stop it, i have money, the fiancé can’t buy health, happiness , no matter what anyone says, i want to be like you, well , it’s not me who decides these issues, well, bring me to the one who decides, what do you think, you’re so special, do you understand something? and now you want to become completely special, sounds like an option, but do you have any idea what it’s like to be me, this is hellish work in the morning, without a schedule and without days off, condemning you to complete loneliness, everyone you meet, everyone you become attached to , you will be forgotten, no one will remember the results of your work, and you will be very lucky if you are free from this work time you will find at least one friend,
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sounds like a challenge. i love challenges, you think this is fun or something, you wanted to play with chess with human figures, everyone get out of here, get out of here, before i give you a dump truck and intensive care instead of a groom, uh-huh, uh-huh, i won’t leave you anyway, we'll see. well, how are you, i, uh, yeah, nothing interesting, three salaries, i mean, three salaries, no, i mean, three jobs from which you can collect, one decent salary, chronic lack of sleep,
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chronic lack of time. "it seems to me that today is my longest day off in all this time, wait, listen, well, husband , or you are a husband, my husband got divorced, no, i just didn’t go there, i didn’t go, distinguishing myself from myself, yes, sweetie!”. oh, hello , chant, well done, let's join, no, i've already chanted, come out, hermits, that 's it, thank you, then we'll do it ourselves , let's do nothing, the bride is waiting, sorry for being incomplete, no more needed, thank you, foreign. ,
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so calmly, meet me, hello, dress, so come out, please, please, please, here is our wonderful photographer, there will be a photo session, we will discuss all the details with him, now i need to talk to you. come in, come in, over there, yeah, right here , settle down, like this, well, you have everything ready, papers, stamps, there is the mendelssohn march, now the bride will come out, and after a short photo shoot we will begin, there is no need to delay, but what such a rush, well, the faster we get everything done, the greater the chance of saving the restaurant, the holidays
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are just around the corner, we have to move, sorry! please, i just want to understand for myself, what about the bride, she will somehow help pay off this ex-wife, that is, she will give money for the restaurant, i don’t know. i just don’t understand what benefit she has? my, my task is to calculate ivan’s benefits, and your task is to paint them, everything, inessa, you are ready, chic, free. you said that she is size forty-two , and this is 642, what she said, this is what i wrote to you, you think this is normal, maybe it’s not because of the chest that the dress doesn’t fit, now we’ll fix everything, help, now, what does it mean
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rest your head, just now. i'm like this with no wife it wasn’t fun like it was with you today, so i know, i haven’t laughed so much in a long time , because you understand that all this is not real, so i don’t even know how you ’re going to do it at all, well, i have yuri here , this is his job, i pay him money for this , let him dissuade me, i mean, i broke it, maybe when all this is over, you and i will go to a restaurant, a real one, yeah, that is, do you want me to? objectively signed up with this woman for money, and then the wife went on a date with you, yes , great, and then, probably, she became yours mistress, naturally , as desired, you know, tell my beloved friend ivan tsalyuv that he has completely lost his conscience, let
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him marry fictitiously to this sweet woman, live with her for a long time, he’s not happy, can i have a scarfik, give me here, oh, a scarf, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, well, there you go, we're ready , we can start, come on, you unlucky people , there are gifts here, don't pay, come on over, take it, we're not ghouls, we don't mind giving out gifts on new year's day , happy new year, maris lvoevich, hello, what luck, what are you are you following me, no, well... what are you, we , we are a serious channel, you are also a serious person, film, film, film, come on, so this is great luck for us, tell me, our tv viewers want to know, what have you been spending lately?
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a lot of money for charity, tell me why, i just suddenly had a need to share, and it just doesn’t go away, no matter how hard i tried, and tv viewers also want to know, it can be called: transformation, some of my friends call it insanity, but how they will, this is for you, this is for me, yes, how wonderful, wonderful, you shot, happy new year, happy new year, happy new year, what wonderful people, dad, do you remember, recently we had one blonde from the police, lieutenant, happy new year. lieutenant, of course , our house now looks like a passageway, but i haven’t had anything to do with lieutenants , it’s been a long time, this is not my level, and i don’t remember the blonde, but i mixed something up, daughter, you
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’re angry with me, but for what? for the fact that i’m giving away the surplus, what are you doing, dad, it’s your money, or maybe you... this is how you pay off your debts, karmic ones, if you if you leave me on the street to live in a box, i will of course be offended, dear ivan and inessa, today is a joyful day for all of us, the day when we will witness the union of two... tender, tremulous hearts, according to tradition, i must ask you, are you ready? are you taking this step, do you understand all the responsibility , they understand everything, their feelings are tested by time , let's get closer to the point, i understand, do
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you, inessa, agree to marry ivan, love him in sorrow in joy, to be faithful wife, from the first day to the last. agree, do you agree, ivan, to take your wife, to love her in wealth or poverty, in sickness or in health, to fulfill all her wishes... to foresee the desire to lie with her on the grass , look into the starry sky, on a quiet august night, yes, probably so stop , there’s no getting around it, stop the camera, so let’s do it all over again, without this i’ll take a look, probably, why give the court any doubt. well, why did i explain to you that this marriage, these wonderful
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kids, is your chance to save the restaurant, yes, i remember, if you become their guardian then no one will nothing will be taken away from you, let’s do it again , wait, what kind of article is this, show me where is this article that prohibits an ex-wife from taking half a restaurant from her husband because he became a guardian, i’m a lawyer here, your job is to get them consent, whatever you are doing is your business, go back, wait, what? i say that there is no such article, is there it or not? there is no such article, there is such an article, what difference does it make, do as i say, everything will be fine, let's turn it on, i refuse to register, and there is no need, guests sit, let's get the camera, the engine, let's start, i 'll handle everything myself, inesa, do you agree to marry this restaurant, ivan? yes, yes, ivan, do you agree, you, you’re fired, don’t you understand? yes, i’m fired, no, no, no, no, no, you can’t
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fire me now, there’s a wedding going on now, not now, let’s seal your intentions with a signature, come on, come on, let’s be bolder, quickly into the room, my children, in this they will not take part in the circus, take your things out of here. you ruined everything again, but you can’t do anything right, you don’t brother, but some one is just a complete misunderstanding, like brother, not brother, she said, not brother, i’m a misunderstanding, here is all the evidence. everything
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is written down, you were fired miserably, there you go, van, van, calm down, it’s just that the whole city already knows that you marry everyone, and then give everyone half a restaurant, i don’t understand what an idiot i was, you’re not an idiot, just to take a closer look at you, get out of my house, that is, imagine, first it’s lydia, she’s giving my dress to who knows who, and then lorusik, she’s going crazy, she’s losing it he leaves me alone, i understand perfectly well, dimasik, that’s all, but wouldn’t you like to keep up conversations with me now, i seem to be telling you some important things, that’s it, you ’re a monster, insensitive, you don’t like children, but i want children and a normal family. i have no chance with you, so that’s it,
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that’s it, dimasik, what are you saying, goodbye, goodbye, this is enough for a taxi, it would surprise me now. "hello, lagutik, after all, what
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an unfortunate idiot i was, yes, and i want to be happy, how could you do this to me, it’s not true, you know, i haven’t had a good day like today for a very long time, i don’t even remember when i felt so easy and joyful, although no, you know, i remember, remember, many, many years ago too with myself , i’m already on edge.” i thought, maybe it’s not too late to return everything back?
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and i want to give you this dress now for the new year, yeah, where is your fitting room, please come, come on, come on, run, that’s it , lord, come in, children, hi , hi, hi, hi, well, mom, why are you
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so late, well, it just happened, mom, who is it? santa claus, and santa claus cannot exist without his brothers, and i am a young santa claus, and in general , the beard is not the main thing in santa claus, the main thing in santa claus is a bag of gifts, but cool, mom, thanks, not for me, thank you, santa claus, thank you, grandfather frost, and santa claus will stay for dinner, hello, bath, what are you doing? listen, well , kind of forgive me, i was such a fool, well, i guessed in principle, let’s try it out, and do you remember that you wanted to take half the restaurant away from me? no, wow, really, i love you, suddenly it’s just like i would have felt it very acutely now, i realized
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that i love you, but i’m not serious about the restaurant, it’s like i was just threatening, it was such an extra reason to see you, that is... for any other reason you wouldn’t came up with an idea, so i kind of came up with an idea, you and i need to kind of get married again, i even have a dress for this event already, and you know, i got married senselessly so many times, but entering this river for the second time is too much for me, so we pay happiness to you with your new one, tsarev, you see, i knew, i believed, thank you,
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for what? because i also believed, there will be something to give your boys for the new year, and they will fight for the third gift. shall we buy a fourth one? listen, instead of the fourth, let him play the game console all night. well, you know, then my gifts are in no way comparable to your own, so listen, miracle after miracle, listen, we don’t have much time, but we can hurry, let’s go.
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well, i’ve settled everyone in, i’m the only one here. not work, but just one thing, all the same, you, i told you, i’ll get it for you, how did you get here, i invited, no, no, this can’t be , no, no, what are you saying, yes, yes, we have a good job, and what is this, it’s the first time she’s done it herself, be careful, she’s on duty, don’t wake her up. well , i’ll go, that you really were transferred, where, to another area, promotion. well, a fine for disorganizing your personal life, no fine, i won’t let you go anywhere, that’s where you go,
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that’s where i will go, we’ll run, yeah.
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larisa, larisa, what is this, what is this extra weight to happiness, for what? i don't understand why? what, larisa, larisa is great, in our work this doesn’t happen, what could happen? worse, laisa? majo, listen, now i’ve been promoted, i’m sitting here reading the archives, things , well, it’s a shame to read , i can’t give up these stories, and larisa, that larisa is sweet, oh, just a wildflower, my god, i really don’t understand how you can work in our work with such a terrible character, but how can you work with such a character in our work, and what you just told me, soul you soul. well, make it better, and then come to me? how do you like this option? well, it’s worth being patient for this, i
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even like my job already, yeah, let’s go, by the way, where are we going? we are going straight, that is you knew everything and pretended, uh-huh, where is the snow? snow, uh-huh, snow, hey, well, it will snow, let's go , here it is snow, you knew, snow, you knew, you know, you know,
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we have no moral right to live only for ourselves, we must look beyond the horizon. “we don’t have and won’t have another home, african countries, as well as the arab world, latin america and asia, why are they ready and willing to work with belarus, because the leaders of these countries have deep respect not only for belarus as a country, but also personal respect for alexander lukashenko. belarus forced nato to hear itself as the instrument which is very clear to this
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north atlantic aggressor, reproaches about the deployment of russian tactical nuclear weapons in our country are absurd, we are simply learning diplomatic, so-called etiquette from those who made the language of force a global trend. we have a new political line for the first campaign: only supporters of the state line should get into parliament, only those for whom the words belarus, unity, sovereignty, family and peace are of decisive importance. step aside and do not interfere. forcibly no one. nothing does not force us to do it, for one simple reason, the absolute majority of us are already. propaganda project, watch on the belarus 24 tv channel. as you know, before competitions you need to thoroughly warm up and warm up all your muscles, by the way, the same applies to your head. the participants of this show believe that you need to pump up not only your muscles, but also your brain. what
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is the metal rod of a barbell called? they compete to see which of them is more savvy, intellectually. what sport in the uk is said to involve the exchange of opinions through gestures? and by the way, the time of our period has come to an end. vadim, stadium, stadium. yes, the correct answer. emperor ruma, totchi. absolutely right, the crown and majestic look here are also not accidental, emperor francesco toti, ruler and captain of italian roma. sports and entertainment show, head game. watch on the belarus 24 tv channel
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. the telenews agency team continues the information day, tatyana korol is with you, hello, now i’ll tell you about the main thing. country in the world. the year of quality has arrived and the first installation from the president for 2024 quality people's lives, the uniqueness and manufacturability of national products. the triumph of the belarusians in raubichi at the commonwealth biathlon cup, about bright starts, live coverage from the scene . when it's normal.

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