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savoring every word, of all manifestations of human creativity, the most amazing and worthy of attention are books. the thoughts of past times live in books, the voices of people are heard clearly and distinctly. everything that humanity has accomplished. preserved as if by magic on the pages of books, by reading a person survives centuries, reading brings generations together, we value the past for our present. belarus 24.
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why are you sulking? well, accusing me of an arranged pregnancy is normal, is that why you? well of course you know how long my husband and i wanted a child, it didn’t work out, we just didn’t take any precautions for a whole year, i congratulate you, forgive me if anything happens, oh well, i did it myself, but i just forgot that it’s not easy for you to understand why this is, well, what about sports in your first place? always, but
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your personal life is always in the corral, listen, do you even have anyone’s personal life, it’s clear in the palm of your hand, look, wait, it’s like, i didn’t think that you were afraid of me to such an extent that you collect incriminating evidence, oh, if only there was something to collect, the cat cried, yes, incriminating evidence. it’s not me who is picking you, your favorite coach, by the way, he has developed the know-how of how an athlete’s personal life affects an athlete’s results, and if you look at certain notes in the margins, you can trace a direct connection between the peak of performance and the expected sexual activity, finished, no, not finished, and the last sexual activity we had was a drum roll, march 8,
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attention, question, perhaps this is why in the new season we have no skis, what do you think, are you such a young greyhound alone, or what? such, yes, every year they come to our national team in batches, with such an active sex life, right up until the moment when after a couple of years they fly out of it, yes, you see, yes, in fact, it would be worth saving their temperament for the ski track , i heard the captain say that if you documented the personal life of someone, i’m afraid the coach would get a hernia with such a three-volume book. stumbled, well, they filmed their star in action, well , understand, but the girl was sulking, who doesn’t happen to that?
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i started a fight, i have no doubt, just like that i’m smart enough to report to the coach that you didn’t want to deny yourself the pleasure, we’ve been taught for 14 years not to point a weapon at a person, but sometimes you just want to hit the blanks, i agree, girls, why are we still here, there’s a control training in 5 minutes, at the end of the day , the team rating will be compiled, what’s the matter, who decided this? pryamakova, maybe i should discuss the training plan with you, and not with the coach? composition, no, well, i just would like to be in the know, now you know, damn it, this is yana, how she knew about rating to specifically piss me off, because when i’m angry, i run poorly, but what about sports anger, this is not my topic, thank you, alekhina, this is him when he’s angry , he runs well, and you, and i only when i’m happy, by the way, romych , that’s why they cleared me out, “what a day, luda, and i
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prepared a secret weapon for you, did you leave daddy on the porch on purpose so that everyone would laugh at me on such a wonderful day, what are you doing, luda, i..." without a second thought at all, i forgot, you’d better take your pills, you forgot for memory, i don’t take them, it’s obvious, well , i hope daddy didn’t do any business, our paparas didn’t see her, no, well, she’s straight on her legs, bend over in tights, it’s better, little darling, i want to introduce you with one person, alexey will be your sparring partner today, so he’s a secret weapon, yes. well then, i am for disarmament and world peace, and i warned you that you are standing there, come on, come on, come on, the carrot is where it should be, in front of the recipient, blow, for some reason alexey
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is training with the girls, but because he he trains individually, that’s who he wants, and who he runs with. well, hello, i was slowing down, i ’ll catch up with you now anyway, i’ll catch up with you.
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be careful, lech, be sure to stand on the road. today the rating is being updated, don’t bother yourself with nonsense, it’s always nonsense for yourself that ’s important to me, but don’t generalize, it’s important forever, never, everywhere, why, here
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you are again as always, i mean never, that is, for me i got it, oh well, people, why are you bothering, well, the rating is intermediate. domych, domych, yeah, well done, and one more, come on, well done, oh , how well we are doing, here we are one more for mom, let’s put things in order for mom, oh, that, forgive me, now, tyomych, tyomych, tyomych, tyomych, tyomych, tyomych, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, oh-oh-oh, yes, we are all dirty, so, sorry, ah...
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"hello, antonina andreevna, you are very busy, who is crying, i’m crying, yes, it’s dark, of course, come, please, quickly, god
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, oh lord, everything is fine with you, no, sorry, let’s go from this side, oh, it hurts, lord, what’s so and so, why get old, lift me up somehow. i would sprinkle sand on it, i’m telling you, they have a limit on sand, they’re running out of sand too, bitch, you better press the code for me.
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well, why are you silent, hey, people, what kind of insults , where did you go, stand, well, sorry about the folder, it’s my fault, by the way, stanislav lvovich wants to talk to you about this.
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popped up, people, well, admit it, lyoshka is the best option, and also a proven one, yeah, you’ll also say, my hands remember, no, i won’t say, you ’ll break a ski on me, but it’s an interesting idea, then, people, alexey himself is ready to continue relationship, really, so if you ’ve thought through everything so wonderfully, maybe you can tell me how i can explain to him that i just want to give birth to him, this is after he begged me to give birth to his child, i said no, only after sports , what to explain, people, you are a woman, you could change your mind, let it be. years old, i don’t see a contradiction, so, well, okay
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, okay, let’s assume i got pregnant, well , i’ll somehow have to explain to him that he will soon become a father, dear, you get pregnant first, i’ll kneel in front of lyoshka i’ll get up, i’ll just take all my sin , he’ll hate me, now we’re... the coaches love him too, yes, everyone loves him,
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i remembered, but i think i’m a fool for divorcing such a treasure, i remembered, everyone loves him, lyudmila, i suggest you don’t live with him, you can’t come to an agreement on your own, i ’ll organize it, just don’t interfere, roman stepanovich, now you look a lot like a pimp, you won’t believe it, i thought so myself. they are dedicated to their work, special children need us, our task is to prepare them for independent life. children's health is the health of the nation, we all worry about our children, we make every effort to ensure that the food is of high quality, safe and that children like. ready.
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sits with the child at the mirror and shows the child articulation gymnastics; the child, looking in the mirror, sees himself and the teacher. we introduce you to the architectural memories of belarus from different eras and centuries. here we are trotting the french baroque with elements of saxon embellishments. the palace itself is unpainted, great jumpers. byzantine architecture, which has passed for an hour with a grunt, yana sur'yozna floated on
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the starazhytna, so the russian style is called starazhytna. and that’s all that we know from the kans. 19-ga stagodzia, geta ўzho tsalkam palіtychny project. let's look at their history and basic facts. gets cartouche, not looking at changes in time, wars, different penal codes, could acquire two heraldic plots. such a cartouche was softened just like a business card, sunny , who is the gaspadar, who is the budynak? the pseudo-russian style of such people has its own meta, the theater as the center of the public space. i was proud to say that the russian empire is serious and boring here, looking at the architecture of belarus on our tv channel.
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thank you, it turns out that you’ve lived half your life in the same house and never met , it’s strange, yes, that’s how you live, you live, you walk along the same streets and you don’t see anything, but how can you see it here when you ’re always under you have to look at your legs, oh, wait, before i forget, right, otherwise if you remain silent, they will completely stop working, really, and des, des, i have a question. tell me please, have you ever are you going to sprinkle sand on this skating rink, or are you waiting until all the arms and legs are broken, and now i’m just a minute, wait, now, what , you’ve run out of sand, so, of course, that means winter has come unexpectedly again, and if they give me a disability, you know what, you were very unlucky, i fell on my left hand, and
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with my right hand i can easily file a complaint against you, that’s all. ugh, well, now we can drink tea, oh, maxim, lord, i still have maxim, hello, hello, maxim, well, i can’t come, i fell, i hurt my arm, it’s very bad, completely badly? antonina andreevna , you won’t have to do anything, come, just come , i need moral support, well, moral, i can support you on the phone, hold it up to the receiver, i want to hear his voice, how can he see his teeth, but they’ve erupted already, you fed him, are you kidding me, of course he fed him, changed the diaper, i ’ve run out of options, well, it’s just the child misses his mother and masha is also good
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, where did she go, hello, hello, is it possible to issue a refund, unfortunately not. a why is the check crumpled, you know, products made from draco metals and draco stones are not subject to return exchange, except in cases, girl, and i have just such a case, except in cases where defects are identified that have not been identified by the seller, girl, let's find some kind of flaw, but only if the stone is poorly attached, you know, yes, in my opinion, it’s somehow not very good, but i remember this ring, just yesterday a young man bought it, he was joking, he said that it was a surprise, it’s not for you, yes, mistress, i didn’t immediately guess, yes, such rings, of course, they don’t give it to wives, you know, let ’s do not a refund, but a cancellation on the check , girl, you know what, i changed my mind , my husband gave me this ring, it’s just very
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expensive, sorry, look, you like this, look, right for my mom. well, a fool understands that the intermediate rating is just for show, so to speak, i ’m even ready to close my eyes to the fact that...
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it’s already been reported, here’s the team spirit, yes , the team spirit, all for one, one financially responsible person. your affairs, leave the team, both of you, have any objections, no, freely,
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max, well, how did you eat here, and you? very rowdy, they said everything a lot, i should wash it with these very hands, hello, hello! that's right, look, study, and what should i study, maybe i can do better, and then
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the bad cunning one, it’s surprising that kosyanov hasn’t called with wild screams yet, how did it go, it went well, he said that he would throw him out of the team if what, well, this is a standard horror story, okay, let’s fight our way, you know the head coaches too, they’re leaving, what is he like in our lifetime, the fifth, fifth? and we are here, people, if we have to reimburse for skis, i i’ll pay, because it was because of my forgetfulness that everything turned, well, no, in half, well, you yourself told me, if a victory is mine, if a defeat is in half, well , in half, then in half, to our sheep, the collection is over, now the public will leave, but you still have a debriefing with the shooting coach, i don’t understand, by the way, i also asked lyosha to be present, and lyosha? lyosha, lyosha, you make me even redder here, hold me, watch the video, what other video, are you raman stepanovich, people, this is not what you thought, this is a recording of the mixed relay from the past che,
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keep it like this, lud, if the victory is yours, but if the defeat is also yours, clearly, nikolai dmitrievich, what is this? how nice that you remembered my first and middle name? wait, nikolai dmitrievich, what is this, why? due to the fact that you now have problems with your hand , it’s difficult for you to go to the store, and, as i noticed, you don’t have a husband, and you immediately check the marital status of all unfamiliar women? no, only the nice ones. and my name is antonina andreevna. very nice, antonina andreevna, very nice. so what does the doctor say about the hand? but i wasn’t, i somehow decided to make do with folk remedies, so that means our clinic is still working, here, we don’t
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need this yet, please wait, where, clinic, no, no, i can’t exploit you, i’m pleased when i’m exploited, maybe it’s nice when i’m exploited, well, what are you talking about, cool, oh well, well, cool, well , look at the equipment, what’s cool here, well, just... well, yeah , starts soberly, i agree, quickly, but ends like a young virgin, that is, even faster, which is it? stupid, stupid, stupid, she also sits with her mouth, okay , that is, you like it, swans, you like it, yes, yes, you like it, okay, then i know who i like, who, then i like it, yes, here you go, kaisa, kaisa ? do you like her in some way? yes to everyone? well, with what, movement, shooting, stability, what? woman, she's blonde, you know? well, i knew it, i knew
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it, that you are only going by... appearances, and what else can i do, my successes have always been a lantern for you, well, that’s why i’m still without gold, by the way, yes, yes , you make me feel bad motivated, why did you motivate poorly, well, but how did you motivate me, yes, yes, i just did what motivated you, well, that’s how it is. it’s better like this, well, sorry, sorry, sorry, the doctor said, what a wedding before the wedding, you’ve lost your money, there’s no fracture, but the bandage
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will hold on for another 2 weeks. oh, you spoiled me, i’m really old, well , don’t tell me how old you are, oh, it’s not your fault, oh, drink hot coffee, listen, you really embarrassed me, who has anything to do with it, it’s a hololet, but maybe those who don't sprinkled, well, you know, i myself mow like a shovel sometimes, on a voluntary basis, timurovits, timurovits, only retired, but to be honest, the janitors work under my command, i myself... in the housing department, so not completely voluntary, yeah, and why do you have such attention to all those who have fallen, well, what are the statistics, who falls more often, grandparents, kiss grandfathers’ hands too, listen, take it, this is for your treatment, as much as i can, take it, just please don’t write a complaint, is it me? for this purpose with
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i’m sitting here with you, drinking this drink of yours , listening to your stupid jokes, why are they stupid, i ’m not asking for myself, people are getting bonuses, they already get pennies, don’t write complaints, i beg you, you’re a swindler, you’re a swindler and don’t be shy, you bribe me on purpose so that they don’t give you a hat, i’m not asking for myself, if someone broke their hip neck, what then, take your money, take it.
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hey, is something wrong? no, that’s all right, lesh. everything is great, as always. how these sometimes infuriate me. in terms of communication, everything is super, as always, now in 2 minutes you will tell me that this was the last time between us, right? it’s already late, it’s time to go home, you’re going home now, no, well, in my opinion, once you’re seasoned
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professionals like you and me, that’s not enough. home, well, home, i obey, turn around, oh, well, finally, i have something for you , what is it? pregnancy tests, i took them to a gas station, can you imagine, they even
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have it there, a novel! tests don’t show that quickly, especially since i have a worse problem, i mean, it’s not a problem, i’m a gunsmith i signed for you that you took the rifle with you, but take the dough, but they are not needed. how unnecessary, people, i heard it all myself, roman stepanovich, well, i was rooting for you, well , i heard the most powerful, so to speak, moments, but i’m ready to eat my hat if you say that this didn’t happen, no sex was, well, safe, like without children.
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100 brave children gathered in our studio, each of them has a question for an adult: is the takeoff of a rocket similar to the takeoff of an airplane? what is scarier for you, launch or landing? well, either unfortunately or fortunately i was not present at those times when they flew to the moon, but at least alexey arkhievich leonov said that yes, they had a flight, they were there . the hero of the program will have to
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open up to the audience. what is strength for you? well, the common expression is that there is strength in truth, i will say that there is strength in justice.
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and achieved results in what they love. the main goal of our farm is not to earn money, but to provide ourselves with good quality products. how to build a house and not get divorced, that's what helped? probably, after all, the desire to be together is a miracle. the presenter from the capital will have to experience all the delights of rural life. apparently tv presenters with experience in performing construction work, well. i have a wife, i have a mother-in-law, i think as a man, you understand what it smells like , it’s still so mocking, i don’t know, you can’t see it, they’re sticking out their noses from there, they’re watching, and the city guy is cleaning up after us, okay , i’m from a village, watch the project on the
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belarus 24 tv channel . mash, where are my clean shirts? there, there isn’t, or there, there isn’t either, so there’s a dryer. there 's one there, but it's crumpled, march, well, but you don't can you, artyom, the festival was all night, you were sniffling in the holes, at least he could sleep, but if i
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don’t sleep, then who will work , he doesn’t sleep day or night, march? have you seen my blue folder? and the shirt, thank you. again a sandwich, it smelled like pancakes, and these are
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sandwiches, flavored like pancakes, uh-huh, mung bean, what do you think, is your mother out of action for a long time? max, listen, as soon as you don’t iron your shirt in the evening, you give everything a sandwich for breakfast, you start, where’s mom, where ’s mom, i didn’t say that, i just i asked about your mother’s health, it’s a simple sprain, i’ll go and visit her today and if you want, i’ll arrange for her to come tomorrow. “okay, that’s it, the worker woke up, thank you, max, i’ll be hungry, but you ’ll be, oh, in an ironed shirt, yes, it’s hard with you, lyudmila, uh-huh, it’s hard, it’s hard, that’s what i’m thinking, well, they’ll be damned guys, i'll do ivf from an anonymous donor, it's easier to figure out the timing, yeah, and some kind of in vitro fertilization... when and although i don't really know myself - lara, laris,
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i need help from the audience, tell me, do you have a good doctor according to female honor, mine will do , he is good, if storks brought children, he would be this stork, mind you, the key word is he, because the doctor is male, well, only you don’t even think about telling him about an arranged pregnancy, because children are sacred to him. okay, let’s not say, look, here’s where my schedule went wrong after the flu, here after a flight i flew to the championship, exemplary knowledge of my women’s health, that’s why i wouldn’t recommend eco to you, in what sense, why, what is the most important thing now, to get pregnant, as quickly as possible, so that you have time for the games, and these two events are in no way connected with each other, lyudmila, but you want too much, why so much just to get pregnant?
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what, what did he say? he said that iko, in general, was a stale number, but did he offer any alternative? of course, healthy sex, oh, golden words, sorry, then the plan is this, listen to me. and we do what the doctor ordered, if i had found myself younger, there would have been no
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problems, but it wasn’t she who found me, it was me who found her i found it in a regular school in physical education, have a nice birth, you heard, in school with a minor, mom, you don’t need to warm anything up, but i ate the dog and ate the cats in sprains, just peace, i’ll come to you, which means don’t come, now for sure i'll come, bye bye.
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hello, ledmila primakova, yes, hello, accept the order, please, this is for me, well, it seems not, the other one, lyudmila primakova, yes, it seems no, please write again. a ligament rupture is some kind of horror, but he said
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a sprain, but what difference does it make, two weeks bandage, and then actually there is a difference, 2 weeks, 2 weeks, well... you didn’t tell anyone, but you didn’t tell anyone, mom, you, well, i don’t know, you, but you’re some kind of one-armed bandit, so who are you, it’s clear , that’s why i didn’t tell you anything so that you wouldn’t worry , he’s still laughing, and look, you, mom, have no conscience, well, how can you do that, well, mom, wow, masha, look, mommy, it was you who dragged all this with one hand or something, you , no, girls, this is not... nikolai dmitrievich from deza tried to bribe me, so that i don’t write complaints, but i think that he liked me, who? amdezovets? yes, so courteous, so polite, he brought groceries , and brought them to the clinic, he was worried about everything, but it’s like
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a hand, doesn’t it really hurt, my god, girls, where did the men go, lord, they’re all extinct, okay, even though i i know what it is... because i had your father, oh, by the way, my husband gave it to me, and you’re mom, by the way, you praise max yourself, because he’s trying, trying, re-educating himself, not like lyoshka, oh , mom, do you know, the little girl is with you again? lyosha got into trouble, and luda, again, why stand on the same rake twice, why, mommy, that is, you want to say that for a second my eight-year marriage was complete, complete. mistake, mistake, because you are complete idiots, you are completely obsessed with your biathlon, you only had a common living area, and no family, but he has changed a lot, oh-oh-oh, and i have such a bouquet of stopovers, oh, oh by the way, he never gave me flowers before, at least you told them thank you, otherwise you didn’t
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tell them thank you before, but that’s a thought. insanity, or what? yes, well, let’s go with you and me in a sitting mode then, no, well, my sports injuries just hurt, it hurts, yes , something is pulling on my shoulder and my knee too, you sit and it’s giving, i feel like, oh, it clicked, did you hear? yes, i heard, let’s take a look, here, yes, or
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here, me, yanochka, me, please. “well, i beg you very much, well, let’s get through all this, well, i’m not able to, and you know why you’re not able to, because you overworked yourself with mica, like running around with a carrot, so please, but what about you?” knees they hurt, goodbye, ian, what are you doing, ian, i ’m being honest with you, well."
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hello, hello, mm, it smells delicious, someone was preparing it, or what? well, like yes, oh, lyokha, what are we like? we had a wonderful evening with you, now these flowers are a note, oh , my favorite chair. listen, can you imagine, i left my half of the set like that, well, not in a way that would torture me with nostalgia, you just know, i can’t get around to it, new furniture buy, the same bullshit. lesh, your door is not closed, i forgot my phone, and why did someone
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mix up our schedule today, no, wait, you what, people, is that why you clung to me , or maybe to your ex-husband, or maybe you were jealous, listen, i’ll explain everything to you now, you don’t need to explain anything to me, i just can’t understand one thing, you, why do you need flowers? did you send it, or did you build all this on purpose now? did you want to humiliate me? i swear to you, i didn’t send any flowers, i didn’t write any note either, i give you my word, we have nothing serious with yana, yes, okay, no, you go, i’ll go, and you stay if you need lyokha, please, the second class is not brother, but you we can’t fix it, it can’t be cured , you still had to listen to your mother, listen to your mother, we’re in the third grade, they didn’t ask you, listen, what’s wrong with you, and that means you came for the phone number, well done, well done! yes, your plan is stupid , roman stepanovich, there are only idiots all around, yes, and only maniacs send me flowers, but
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it doesn’t matter, i’ll sleep with the first person i meet, then you’ll jump, but that’s okay, i said everything, but i can’t calm down, but what can really sleep with the first person you meet, humiliate yourself for the sake of a big dream, did you give the kings a princess for the first time? hello, give moroz 17. sit down, it’s straight here, and then to the left, uh-huh, and i ’m ruslan, lyudmila, what’s so late, ruslan,
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you like to have a blast when an opportunity comes up, and this is someone else, where are they pushed under the car, come out, come on, yes, with vegetables there is no desire to lie down in the intensive care unit. yes, it’s normal, it’s already healed, it hurts, no, but
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you’re cute, you were, now you’re generally handsome, come on, hold on, i’ll go to the bathroom for a second, and then i can treat you to tea, thank you, well, in general, feel at home.
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ran away or something, didn’t run away, but i see you you really feel at home , i haven’t seen such a useless kitchen for a long time, why do you need it, not here, here... i play tennis, yeah, you’ll have some tea, i have a better offer, wow, and this is all mine
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that was all, i thought, i have nothing, and i ’ll scrape by. and what are these carrots, mm , delicious, okay, let’s assume that we ’re even, a ride home, triplasteria antiseptic costs exactly 720 calories, where does such accuracy come from, and accuracy is my strong point, yeah, that’s how a man knows about calories, and a man works as a cook in a cafe we are small, not popular, but the food is delicious, what is your favorite? yes , listen, let's not, otherwise it's so close to your favorite color and movie, my favorite color is the orange movie, this one, it's like an alarm clock, yeah, it's time for you to get up, sleep, sports mode, ordinary people, they get up on the alarm clock , athletes also go to bed, uh-huh, seriously, you need to sleep, well, in an amicable way,
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yes, i got the hint. thank you, it was delicious, are you leaving, or you can stay, otherwise the metro is already closed, i would stay, no question, stay, stay, over there in the bedroom, no, don’t worry, i’m here on the sofa, on the sofa, the service is like a hotel, well, this is still from a hotel, that means, a first aid kit in the bathroom, a tv remote control by the tv, if you have any questions, ask.
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people, luda, are you sleeping? good night, terminator,
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ugh! ugh, the men and i like to go out very often, stop, stop, now let’s break it down , let’s, ugh, but there is something to say, an unspoken rule of women, that is , it’s natural not to take women with you fishing, because they’re chatterboxes, and the fish, you know, doesn’t like noise, but lyubka, she’s always making noise, she’s silent, yes and she is so silent that you don’t get tense with her, that’s why we always take her with us. yes, how did you meet lyuda? she made good skis for me, so i stayed with her out of gratitude. joke? yes, well, to be honest, we would have been 17 years old, carefully. well, just casually, so to speak, we knew each other, be careful, hello!

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