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tv   [untitled]  BELARUSTV  January 14, 2024 12:15am-2:16am MSK

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i’m here, congratulations, thank you, he doesn’t know how to kiss, and we taught him how to kiss, look, look, it’s a wedding.
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i hope everything goes according to our plan, i will try to do everything possible to get your documents processed as quickly as possible, which means that i may not be released from the country right away. oh, i beg you, he’s not a physicist, just a philosopher, no one needs them here. your arrival will be a great joy for our university. we are looking forward to seeing you. thank you. thank you, arthur.
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order of the day: 7:00 girls quickly, quickly, everyone leaves quickly, 8:00 tomorrow, 10:00, 13:00 sporting events, 13:30 clothes, 14:00, everyone comes in, quickly, girls, come in, settle down, quickly, quickly, quickly, neatly, girls, here these... look, everyone is here, and now pay attention, everyone is listening to me attentively, i remind you of the rule of conduct, we don’t go alone, we all sit on the beach together, after lights out we don’t wave our heads, we listen carefully, after lights out we don’t leave the rooms with our feet, everyone clear, yes, and no foreign suitors yet, why are we laughing? god forbid i see you home right away,
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this is no alcohol, they don’t drink, that’s good , fine, that’s it, kostyanich, and who’s in the portrait, this, this is generally a unique case, he... was killed like a dog, no, no, no, for a rainy day, like this, he jumped out of the window of his mistress and ran through the garden, and the woman, here she is, by the way, well, the husband who burst in made a scandal that there were stray dogs running around in our garden, but she didn’t know that her husband would take up a gun, anecdote, but why did you include her here, the inconsolable customer wanted it that way, but in any case it’s beneficial for me, the portrait costs two times... more expensive, the customer comes twice
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as often, but it’s understandable, and i console her, wait, she ’s inconsolable, well, that’s in general, but there’s a particular thing, for sure, well, hold on, to the specifics, come on, oh, why are you turkish? , went nuts?
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i keep stumbling at this point, what's next? next freud? damn it, of course, freud.
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dominance resting, resting on free conviction, free conviction, backs, girls, i see everything, knees are straight,
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all backs are straight, they bent well, the body strives for the legs, they rose, stretched upwards, twisted. stretched out ok, we're like a fool, great , great, stretched out, good, beautiful girls, this police officer doesn't take his eyes off us, pretends to read, i feel, well, i got permission to leave,
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leave, that means, damn it! damn this german journalist , why did i give him your work, i didn’t hope that everything would somehow work out and you wouldn’t go anywhere, i’ll paint your portrait, oh well, it’s like i’m still alive, i don’t have meaning, we will all die someday, but i will have it here, it will remind me of you, logically, representative well, veronika sergeevna , now we’ll make a fool of you, but we’ll see , we’ll see, petor petrovich, my god, my god, how scared i was, yes, we have one like that , oh my god, these are handsome guys, hello, just a
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second, i now, hi girls, you say. sorry, but we are currently discussing the political situation in the usa, seriously, bye, bye, bye, watch carefully. girls, i really hope that everything will be fine, yes, good, very good, i’m running, i’m running, didn’t you see that this guy, dear friends, died
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simply brilliant, and of course, he read one book. a psychopath, a psychiatrist, what a big difference, he read it and read it, day after day, year after year, but one day trouble happened. “i love ugly ones, you can’t imagine how diligent they are, and it’s not time for you
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to chill, let’s rent a boat, no , if you’re treating me, who’s the last one to pay , why are you, where are you going, stop, come on, oh, stop, he said ,
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well, of course i don’t know, well, maybe you shouldn’t have scared them away, after all, our socialist brothers. it may be brothers, so they formalize it as to a capitalist country, really, yes , why, you see such brothers, cousins, yes, you are smart, veronika sergeevna, and this is important, important, hey, where to, well, back, quickly, who am i?
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well, katya, what's going on under the wheels, katya , what kind of jokes are they, bastards, listen, where is the second one , what is the second one, she drowned, hatya, hatya, yes, where are you?
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how do holy saints help believers with their invisible power? it is not the saint himself who is the source, he is the conductor of our prayers, he is the intercessor before god. why do people change their lifestyle and go to monastery. something sounded like that in my heart.
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and the other on the right is not to spoil these affections, but to multiply, and change these other aspects , revealing the intrinsic greatness of the skin of a man. let's look at marya and her comments, trusting that all her life and justice are with jesus. answers to these and other questions in spiritual and cultural
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projects on the belarus 24 tv channel. we recognize you. with architectural memories of belarus from different eras and centuries. here we are trotting the french baroque with elements of saxon embellishments. the geta palace itself unpainted, great jumpers. byzantine architecture, which had passed its time with a bang, began to float on the ancient russian style. and that’s all that we really know from the 19th century, this is the main palitichny project. geta budynak, pseudo-russian style such
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chynam dasyagau their mety, theater as a center, public card sennya, uyavlenne, who is the gaspadar, what month ў city, said pra that... and fedor, kimano, kimano, they compete in that who of them are more savvy, intellectually, football, what do you mean by this i’m so attached to football, there are so many, so many cool topics, my friends, and i’m also the first, well, it’s accepted, let’s go, how many media teams performed in the russian cup, season
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23-24, there were two media teams in the russian cup. this is the wrong answer. what number has cristiano ronaldo worn for most of his career? number seven. number 7. this is the correct answer. sports and entertainment show, head game. watch on tv channel belarus 24.
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“no, no, we, ourselves, thank you, well, yes, thank you, and today we have a disco in the camp, come, well, you go to paris, and i’ll go to the disco, this is incomprehensible to the mind, you, you are crazy, that you would betray everyone for the sake of another crazy person, for this you graduated from university, for this the country paid for you, so that you become a traitor , i am not a traitor, it is not my fault that in our country freud is banned if it ’s forbidden, which means there’s something wrong with it, the people at the top are not fools, and
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they don’t forbid everything, they don’t forbid you to live, love, breathe, get married. for real, give birth to a child and go to work, they knew in society, by the way, i worked there all my life, but i can’t, if you leave, i ’ll curse you, if i stay, i’ll curse this life, i’ll die before i die, dad, that’s what you want, well? goodbye, but i'm leaving only tomorrow, and i'm leaving now. i have a lecture in the area, people are waiting for me,
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how is our drowned woman doing? alive, yes , i think i simply fell in love with my friend, i was staring at her, so i almost drowned, wow, arthur, hi, hi, archy, can i spend the night with you, why, i say, give me the keys, oh , by the way, katya still hasn’t come to her senses, and the queen thinks that she now has there will be hydrophobia, go and check on her, she is in the fourth building from the entrance. okay, bye, bye, hopeless, simon, that he’s not free , he’s freer than all of us, baby, he’ll soon be walking around paris, seriously, it’s great that you also
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want to go to paris, a couple of puffs, let’s find you a groom and fly to the doves , okay, but if i don’t like him, what do you mean i don’t like him, you like the train, you like the bus, you have to go, are you going? hello, everyone has gone to the disco, can i come in? yes yes. how are you, is it possible? listen, i wanted to ask you, are you
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she said that she was scared there on the water, but why? i don't know, i just got scared. well , nothing just happens, why does it happen? no, no, there are no accidents, people think so out of ignorance or laziness , well, in order not to think too much, maybe we’ll take a walk, otherwise the queen will come, and we’re here, well, let’s go, well, i just need to get dressed, well, get dressed , please come out, i won’t look at you. get dressed, you said
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then, i realized that i had to drown, it seemed to me so, but what do you mean? what are you wanted to die? no, why should i? well , you probably have insoluble problems, or at least it seems to you that they are insoluble, i don’t have any problems, i’m ready.
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valya, oh, i’m not hungry, but you try, what is this? honey karm, what a honey karm, be careful! i’ve never tried this, try it, it ’s delicious, but can i have this, yes, kalinovka, and
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i have this. for the first time, and what for the first time? that's it, kalinovka, she left home, do you have anyone? yes, oh, no, guy, i mean, well, was there? well, why haven’t you liked anyone yet? why did you like boys? it’s just too early for me to get married, it’s not necessary to get married, you can just have a close friend, no, you can’t, why can’t you, well, because it’s indecent , it’s, well, who said it, no one said it, i, i don’t want to talk about it talk, don’t talk about
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it, but talk. whatever , what difference does it make, it’s dirty and indecent, okay, i ’ll go, okay, who said it’s dirty, no one said, wait, well, i’m just talking, wait, katya, katya, wait, yes, let me go, whatever you want, nothing, let's go, i'll take you with you. if my mother could hear us now, that means it was she who said that we can’t talk about this, yeah, i’ll listen, have you ever wanted to have a close friend, yes, but why are you alone, i’m afraid of whom?
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mom and dad, that's why you want to die, i want to dance, it's amazing. “no one needs me, in general i’m alone , they don’t care about me, no one wants to know why, why i feel so bad, wonderful, katya, i’m...
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happy that we met, today, i will write to you, yeah, only you be sure to answer, yeah, that this is very important, you know, i understand, are you crying, no, no, well, in general, this happens. "people are afraid of their thoughts, but if you learn to be frank with yourself, you will overcome any fear, uh-huh, we're here, yes, listen, write me your address, here on the cover,
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and i'll write back. mine, amed carp i haven't tried it yet, you'll try again, that 's it, that's it, oh, hold it, thank you, i'm happy. kostya, wait, kiss me, please , no, for real, katya.
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i saw the star fell. i'll wait for yours i will definitely write letters.
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well, okay, come on, i still can’t understand what’s going on in your head, kostyan, you’ll fly in, give me a kiss to the eiffel tower, okay, no, i’m just serious. go kiss where in the leg, we agreed, wait, you didn’t ask which one, in the southern kiss, in the southern one, i understand, okay, swear, peck.
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book, you are a chunin. where is the book, what book, where is the book, my book, freud, freud, yes, freud, where is my book, kostya forgot his freud, you are sitting there brilliantly, and where is he? kostya, he left, listen, sit like that, don’t move, like that, damn it, and you are beautiful, by the way. you know, yes, when he returns , when he returns, uh-huh, when he returns, when he returns, will he return, that he has gone far, he
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is leaving gradually, farther, farther, listen, you can humanly say where he, i’m saying, he can’t be found, you understand why, because he, that he, because , in short, he has a wife in paris, and he went to her forever, uh, yes, well, where were you, we they were running all night, looking for you, do you understand, there are foreigners all around, sorry, veronika sergeevna, this won’t happen again, i’m sorry, pyotr petrovich was about to call where he needed to, then he changed his mind, did he feel sorry for you for being silent? katya,
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katyusha, what you saw is, it’s not what you think, but you just misunderstood, you know, i’m just trying to neutralize it somehow. or something, so that you can breathe calmly, do you even understand how difficult it is for me, some kind of nerves, and every time there’s a new one, every time there’s a new escort, like...
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katyusha, aren’t you like a daughter to me? what do you have? this, what is this? his book. whose, is this his? kostya, he forgot. her, it was with him that you spent the whole night, and what were you doing there, i asked, what were you doing there? whore,
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how do you know, i don’t know, he said so, they probably have an organization like this, well, if someone wants to go to the copstra. just before that, he slept with katinka,
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perhaps recruited him, did you hear? hello girls, girls!
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citizen molchenov, yes, please, let’s get into the car, just a second, citizen molchenov, we don’t have much time. into the cuban car. yes 34 45 12 yes paris is on the line, connecting,
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hello, dad, hello, how are you, and i’m already in paris, they greeted me well. and an apartment they filmed it, it’s wonderful , just imagine, starting tomorrow i’m already offered to give a course of lectures at the university, here everything is completely different, but i hope that i can handle it, no, i’m sure it’s not for nothing that i’m french, and you’re just a citizen varopaev, yes, come with us, you don’t want to say, but i couldn’t do otherwise. i hope that someday you will understand me, i managed to talk, yes, everything is fine, maybe we can switch
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to russian, i don’t mind, you know, it’s very important to be understood. just like you, i got married fictitiously, just one french girl helped me break out of the communist horde, then i was just grateful for everything, i ’m grateful too, natalie, don’t rush, we... when we looked at each other for the first time, we immediately understood everything, but i didn’t think that i would live with her for 30 years old and that she would give me natalie, i didn’t know anything about it then, but
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no one knows this, god knows, that’s why happiness is possible. if that's what you want, it's a toast, let there be a toast, what are you drinking to, dad? newlyweds dance.
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where is the southern leg here?
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look carefully at your feet, goodbye, training the day after tomorrow at 9:00 am, goodbye, oh, go, well, goodbye, ours
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, where, goodbye, come down, come down, beauty, katyusha, katyusha, what is it, what happened, what is it, and what happened, i’ll tell you now, let’s go. and you wait here, what is this fish, carp, what kind of carp?
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club of editors, what distinguishes a national leader from a politician, is that the leader thinks about the next generations, and not the end of his tenure, and the united states always hooks the west on its technologies, then sanctions are imposed, we deprived of technology, forced to act in this way. because they want, the transition to a green economy is also such a technological needle, we in parliament are constantly considering bills related specifically to the green economy, we proceed only from our national interests, we never ruin enterprises for the sake of europe and will not, global elites exploit resources of the earth, suck these resources, exploit other populations, yes, that is, this is a classic of the most advanced, wild capitalism, no one takes into account who, the main thing is to earn money.
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i knew my castle, as i knew there was a fire nearby, and i gave the fundamentars various privileges.
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the photograph, measuring 42x94 cm, was made using the contact method in 1903. and there are only four such photographs known in the world. watch in the program “cities of belarus on the belarus 24 tv channel.” we know exactly how to start the morning right. pasta with... mussels, with peas, but this is just a wonderful start to the day, it seems to me that anyone who has breakfast this way will feel super happy. we will prepare a delicious breakfast with you. nastya, today you are in command in the kitchen, so give instructions. we girls won't cry, that's for sure. this is true. and i love garlic very much, it doesn’t bother me at all. let’s say you have garlic for breakfast. and we will get the charge we need.
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that's it, put the whole thing in the oven until ready, uh-huh, uh-huh, watch the breakfast of the champion on the belarus24 tv channel
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, who knew, everyone knows when to go to bed, you know, it’s her first time, everyone’s first time, you don’t worry, we'll tell you we’ll pay, of course, it’s not advisable right away, you understand how much i’m taking a risk, i understand, that ’s what we’re waiting for, sit down, daughter, come on, my purse. go, go, daughter, what’s the matter, are you afraid, i don’t want to, don’t be afraid, what’s the matter,
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show her. don't come home, whore.
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i will no longer appear at your seminar.
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lyuba! but you are calm! thank you very much! congratulations! thank you! congratulations! come again, she looks like you, she looks like her father, so let’s go home, we have our own home now, so why are you standing, what will i say, katya, katya.
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patronymic, he’s not russian, no, patronymic, last name, freud, i wrote it down, so it’s sigmund, freud, that’s right, uh-huh, lord, where did you find this? my friends, this is our
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last meeting before the holidays, thank you, for the first time in 10 years i’m going to my father’s house, to a small town in the soviet empire, but it’s dangerous, professor, here. natalie also believes, meanwhile, the danger has passed, the iron curtain has collapsed, and i am far from thinking that this is an insidious kgb plan, developed only to hook me, for the final lesson i chose to discussion here is an example: a young athlete swims beyond the line of buoys.
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this happened in the soviet union, perhaps she was striving for the freedom inherent in her opinion of death, but i said that she was young, too young to enter into serious conflicts with the regime. she was a virgin, and therefore sports, parental influence, and a complete lack of sex life. on the right path, even the very thought of sex seemed like a sin to this girl, subconsciously she believed that she had no way out, she was at a dead end, so the dream
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about death was realized in the most unexpected situations, and the guys in the boat, who they are, it doesn’t matter, why, if one of them was you, professor? would you like me to buy you some coffee? no thanks, maybe tea? i don’t want, well, what do you want?
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yes, i want to turn the dormitory of your plant into a hotel and transfer it to self-financing, here is the estimate, look, but if winter comes to the zoo, it’s unlikely, well, well , let’s say i went crazy and agreed, what is your role in this case? i will be a director, this is first, and i will have the right to manage all the income, this is the second thing, but they are not too heavy, but what for such a fragile woman like you? enough , the idea is mine, the project was developed by me , i brought good contractors, all that is required from you is money, well, nothing at all, to which i will be entitled, and you or your plant, if you want, will receive stable deductions from the income. tell me, do you ever smile, i’m just wondering, in cases of emergency, i
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’ll see what to work with?
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when we arrive in your city, where will we let's go to? not us, but me. first of all, i must meet with my father. you know, sometimes i want to kill you. wait, weren't you the one who chose this life? you were always free, weren't you, no.
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good afternoon, hello, yes, yes, quietly, quietly, my child is sleeping, and hello , hello, uh, when are you going to start, you don’t need to laugh at... a person who
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has gone crazy and is going to beg for money for the evening, yeah, so when, if possible, in two weeks, to be honest, you never cease to amaze me, i thought you would say tomorrow, i i would say, but tomorrow we are leaving for 2 weeks to rest, well, 2 weeks, uh-huh, goodbye, yes, goodbye, wait for death.
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hello, hello, who are you going to, i’m going to viktor ivanovich, he’s been gone for a long time, but he moved, vika, vika, vika, stop, where are you, vika, maxim, shot, the neighbors said he has a son, he fled abroad , viktor ivanovich was expelled from the party. like a traitor, well, he couldn’t stand it, he took the gun and, oh, forgive me, forgive me, please, where he was buried, i don’t know, we moved a year after that, sorry, you know what, wait, i'm up there in the attic.
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his briefcase remains, wait, i’ll bring it in a moment, i’ll bring it now.
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mom, mom, get up, it’s not boring, let’s go for a walk, you promised, yes, yes, of course, get ready,
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so-tok-tok, so-tok-tok, but... eclair tok-tok-tok vasilitoner tok-tok- current. well done! are you making progress? come on, come on! mom, where are we going? nowhere, just go up, it ’s beautiful there! so you've been here before? it doesn't mean anything, come on, it's just that everything is always more beautiful from above. wow! mom, did they draw this of you? no, no, no, of course not, eh who is this uncle? i don't know, i don't know, what is this?
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quietly, let's go, maybe a wolf, let's run, run from here, don't turn around, run! i'm not clinking glasses!
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what happened to you? i just thought what? too long to explain? we're in no hurry. 10 years ago, on my last day here, a russian girl. you lost her address. i remember this story.
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"at first she wanted to dance, with me, and we danced and danced, and then she cried. how painful it is to realize that absolutely no one needs me, no one knows how
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bad i feel, even you, even you, it’s incredible, incredible. kostya, yes, let's go, wait, kiss me.
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tuch, kostyanich,
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they say you sat there and made a stupid joke, but the kge officers don’t have a sense of humor. kalina so kalinochka vodka, kalinka, oh
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, this man was 38 years old, can you imagine, standing by a truck, well, there was a rally, there were a lot of people, a rally, a rally, yes, they were speaking from the back, well , a rally, you know, yes, you understand, well the side overturned, or yes, tom, tom, the angle right into his temple, can you imagine, bone. i don’t understand what he’s saying, please translate it, it’s untranslatable, these are russians curses, nothing, nothing, nothing , okay, oh, and he was killed, killed, killed, he was a rich man, yeah, bone, you’re rich, no, no, no, today is my last order, it’s very bad to die, everyone... literally clinging to life, clinging, come
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on, it’s kostya, it’s kostya, yes, kostya, kostya, when you wrote this, well then, well, when you left, we were young then, well when i returned, i added age to both you and her, only the dead do not change, old man, oh, bouquet, jar, jar.
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"it's bad for you, yes, i know it's bad with him how can it be good? ". now if you had chosen me then, i would have felt sorry for you, i would never have offended you, well, after all , why freud, well, what does fred have to do with it, it’s not clear. but i understand, but you know, i have dream, what, to have dinner with you , it will interfere with the matter, after all, one of us is crazy, well, if you want, then i will, tell me, professor, is it possible to read your book on the results
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of many years of work in france, and yes and no, how do you like it? whatever you want. has your worldview changed over these 10 years, during this time even a rhinoceros could have changed it? why are you turned it off? i'm tired of empty words. you answered well, this always happens at presentations, would you like a drink? i don't want to drink to this press conference, but i propose.
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i’m not going to, i’m not going to have an abortion, that means you need a child from me, yes , you’re out of your mind, what are you talking about, you’re a monster , i think he’ll change something, do you think i should look at him, how will i become a devoted husband, it’s not fair,
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i gave her an injection, but she needs peace, don’t worry, everything will be fine, we agreed, yes, wait a minute, i’ll i'll accompany you.
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we also introduce you to amazing people who live in belarus and do everything for its development. broadcast 24/7, a project that everyone should see. watch us every
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friday on the belarus24 tv channel. they are delighted with every corner of their small homeland, which they generally call a fragment of paradise, there are very beautiful places here, here we have 200, in my opinion. almost 67 species of birds, no matter where we are, are still drawn to their homeland, native air, native land, this is a gift that we receive from birth, they know everything about about how to run a household, he says, thank you, sergey, thank you, i think, why is this , he says, for the first time my wife put her nails in the ground, took out potatoes from there, with such pleasure, and they are ready endlessly. to find inspiration in the simplest things, it is such a joy from the fact that he touched the earth, touched a bird, that is, you can fence yourself in with anything, some buildings,
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gold, diamonds, but if there is no peace and joy in your soul, then nothing will save the situation, there must be inner joy. see poleshuki's project at tv channel belarus 24. christmas is celebrated in all corners of the world, but it seems to me that since venezuela, it is not celebrated anywhere, because we celebrate it for about 3 months, from november to early february, all this celebration is accompanied by music, with our traditional songs, dances, there is probably not a single undecorated column or wall left, what can we say about the christmas tree, it wears so many decorations that sometimes i say stop, because it can... lean to the side, what would christmas be without traditional dishes, and the most important dish is our ayaka , it is prepared on the basis of corn flour, all
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this is wrapped in a banana leaf, inside there is a lot of protein, meat, torn into fibers, this is the main dish, we have been in belarus for about 4 years, and of course, we honor and respect your traditions, closer to christmas, a couple of years ago we visited the beloverzhskaya pushcha and it made an impression on us. i worry about her, she is no longer young, but she really wants to give birth to your child, i ask you to take care of
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her, she is everything i have in my life, she and the baby, i understand. or maybe not, goodbye, dad!
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it was not possible to save the child, i’m very sorry, you can visit her, she wanted to see you first, i just ask you. not for long, she is very weak, my god, how she loves you, mesa, please, mesa,
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you are coming, you are ready, yes, mom, i will put sandwiches on top, you will come, eat them right away so that they don’t spoil, who can do that? , myself. mom, can i take this with me, what is it from freud, why do you need it, i need it, we will have a seminar, don’t be afraid, don’t lose it, i’m not afraid, that’s it, that’s it. can i go? okay, let's go,
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let 's sit down on the roads, we're late, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, so you remember everything, yes, mom, oh, please allow me, lada, hurry up, excuse me, wait, so you tell the conductor to change your seat, and ... for what? well, you never know who this guy is? hello! mom, meet me, this is ilya, my close friend, we are going to a seminar together, what does a close friend mean, well, just a close friend, mom, so see you off , the train is leaving, my girl, you will call when you arrive, okay, yes, call , be sure to call me, dear, bye, before dates, otherwise we’ll take you to moscow, yes, okay, all those seeing you off, went out, went out, “thank you, my friends, thank you, if
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in the days of my youth they told me that a provincial guy who fled to capitalist france would teach a course lectures on freedism at moscow university, i certainly would never have believed it, but meet me, this is natalie, my long-term assistant, well, first of all, i’m ready to answer any of your questions.” why did you choose such an unusual place for the lecture? i love freedom in everything. a do you have a family? in the generally accepted sense no. do you have children? of course, it's you who say that all your students are crazy about you. i guess crazy college girls don't come to my seminars. how do you feel about
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love? good question, which one? well, let's say, karotic. with sympathy. have you loved yourself? this is too personal a question. but you yourself allowed me to ask any questions? i squirmed. ask about freud, ask about freud. ah, professor, how do you feel about freud? for many years he was my unconditional idol.
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well, if you've run out of questions, let's let's take up freud, konstantin viktorovich , mr. professor, natalie, we would like to invite you to a student dinner with us today, it wouldn’t be too arrogant on our part, no, but the truth is we don’t know yet, well , don’t refuse, professor, because ladka promised to cook honey carp, honey carp, well, yes. do you know how to cook medallba carp? yes, when i was a child, my mother and i vacationed in a small town, there was a cafe there, in general, they cooked carp in honey and what kind of city was it? i don’t remember, so what do you...
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girls, you think they will save you from the seminar itself, shut up, why do you need all these you, shut up, no, they won’t help you, nothing will help you, you don’t know how to be happy, you don’t know how to love, stop,
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stop. like this, the third one is undergoing renovations, ekaterina alexandrovna, where are you going? i left where te r, to auras fait rêves, auras fait des rêves.
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what are you doing here? exactly 9 years from the day our child, for god's sake, stop, what are you drinking? red wine, will you? this is silly. what's stupid? mix red wine with vodka, wait, this is not stupid at all , but very tasty, that’s enough, that’s enough, that’s enough, natalie leave me, i feel good here, go away,
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you’re going crazy, go away, you’re crazy.
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friends, first of all i want to apologize for not coming yesterday; urgent circumstances arose. well, let's start
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the lecture. so, the science of dream myths is still in its infancy. interpretation of dreams is considered a destiny. oh, sorry, professor, you were late for the lecture, i see this as disrespect for the subject. professor, we are to blame. yes, certainly. lada, why are you late? well, we overslept. i didn't ask you. we overslept , okay, let's ask the overslept student if she had a dream today, did she, professor, tell us it, we 'll look at it as an example, but it was messy, it's hard to retell it, try, edge of a cliff, some- then the gazebo, and we and i, that is, you were not alone with your mother. she asked me to see how beautiful it was,
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and what was beautiful there? yes, but i wasn’t looking at the landscape, at the paintings, well, there were paintings right along the tree, the portraits, a man and a woman, are quite large, and have you ever seen these portraits in reality in your life, yes , in childhood, my mother and i stood up. up the mountain and there was a small gazebo and a tree and pictures of a man and a woman. do you remember their faces? no, it was a long time ago, i only remember telling my mother that it was her in the portrait, well , it seemed to me that dreams of memories don’t mean anything, by the way, i hold it with a friend , i believed that... i believed that the further in time the memories go, the more valuable the symbols,
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kiss me, please, but freud doesn’t care, okay, excuse me, can i ask you a few questions, but wait for me, okay, okay, i ’ll take the motorcycle, i’m listening to you, professor, who are your parents? mother, hotel director. and promise that you won’t laugh at the professor? i promise, frey, you promised, professor, i’m not laughing, well, that’s what it says in the metric, honestly, my mother and sigmoud, freud, is your mother interested in philosophy? no, but she probably read freud, at least she has a book, which one? and a lecture for housewives? "she she values ​​it very much, she even wrote the address on
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the cover, in case it gets lost, something is wrong, professor, no, no, everything is fine, and i have to go, goodbye." arthur: arthur.
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do you remember when we were sitting here, you touched me, like that, remember?
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yeah, a celebration of the past, to the point, a celebration of the past,
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both, wait, with me. uh, where the hell are you going
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? hello, professor, can i, okay, are you sick? professor, no , why? well, you didn’t come to classes, neither you nor natalie, what time is it? six, six what? in the evening? well yes, ah, i was delegated to find out what happened? nothing, zali left, ah... and i just overslept, in this i see disrespect for the subject, oh, what, apparently there is no coffee, but i know a place where they brew decent coffee, well, i’ll quickly , yes.
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your coffee, professor, thank you, you know , i saw your dream, it turned out to be an infectious agent, he is the one from the portraits, i have no idea who they are, but it seems to me that he was a friend of the artist and met him once. a girl right in the middle of the river, she turned out to be a mermaid, why just a mermaid, no, she, for example, was she swimming athlete, yeah, i just beg you, professor, don’t say that they fell in love at first sight, even if they fell in love, they
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couldn’t realize it so quickly, because they spent only one unusual day with each other, interesting, they drank viburnum tincture , talked and then danced, and then, well, everything else, it was, well, of course it was, but why is it unusual? he lost her address, he lived as he wanted,
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he was quite successful, but all his life he remembered her, i, of course, too, and she gave birth to a child from him, oops, you me, of course, excuse me, professor, but in my opinion, this story is terribly banal, the mermaid is much more interesting. all the best things in life are always banal and this is what you say, professor, hello, professor, well, let's go, wait, now you're going to sit down and rush off on a motorcycle, it's terribly banal, but you will remember this for the rest of your life, no, professor , two lovers on a motorcycle - this is too banal, a backpack.
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new, new, new, new year will give us a new, new, new. the turn will bring a new, new, new, new year, give us a new, new, new, turn, bring, night, snow and cold wind outside the window, i’m in such a hurry to get you, my, the world will become brighter this new year, holiday photos on the internet, and you catch my like, thousands of confessions, the brightest , and while the lights are sparkling, of course, wish each of us endless love, a new, new, new,
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new year, will give us a new, new, new turn, will bring a new, new, new, new year, will give us a new, new, new turn, it will bring, people are having fun, glasses are filled with ice, and the whole country is celebrating the new year, with headphones on the best tre. fireworks around, disco lights are burning, everything we dream about will come true, believe me, in the new year, let's open the door together, billions of new victories, non-stop energy , it will come true, come true, everything will come, a new, new, new, new year will give us a new, new , a new turn, will bring, a new, new, new, new year, will give us a new, new, new turn, will bring. the people are having fun, it’s a new year, everyone in the dance is waiting for a cherished miracle, you make your wish, let a new, new,
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new, new year give us a new, new, a new turn, will bring a new, new, new, new year, will give us a new, new, new turn, will bring us a new, new, new, new year, will give us a new. a new new twist will bring a new, new, new, new year, will give us a new, new, new twist, merry christmas and new year, my name is vasya chekov and this is the show tower, we are starting! well, let's get acquainted with the participants in today's game, they are worried and for good reason, the team to my left is something like that, tanya, anya and katya, girls, why is your team called somehow, i don’t know, we’ll tell you, let’s tell you, girls, please,
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if you read from here, it’s katya, anya. tanya, katya, anya, tanya, accept, that’s it, or is there some other sacred, reverse side, tanya, anya, katya, in the first letters, like, like, like, like, like, like, there at the beginning of the story didn’t quite coincide, oh well, you really wanted to tell it, you had a lot of questions, just how was it, there was such an opportunity, and your hobby, as i understand it, you are creative in life, well, yes, creative, look at the tower, look at the tower, this is the correct answer, the command to my right is good, good, this is short, all together. how so good, how so good, or good, how so? and danik, yulia ivania, applause to you, hello, kind , kind, hello, hello, what do you do in life, besides music, besides the fact that you are here with us, how you relax, how you rest, how you spend your time, i don’t know , like colleagues, i’m sleeping, well done, what a guy, at least someone is sleeping, otherwise everyone here thinks about the country, they play music every day, here’s a man sleeping, a happy man, yul, well, in
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time free from doing nothing, i... bring points, incorrect answers, bring elements to our tower, which you will make one on one, the tour lasts either 10 minutes or until the tower collapses, the tower falls, the team that dropped the tower loses all the points earned from attention throughout the game, in the first round it’s not so scary, but closer to the end it can turn out to be critical, i wish you good luck, let everything work out, happy new year, merry christmas and let’s start our first round. rules
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of the first round in the first round i will. set questions to the teams in turn, that is, each team will have its own question and about 10-15 seconds to discuss it, and you discussed the question, voiced the answer for me, i say the correct answer, if it coincides with yours, one point to the team, if it doesn’t match, go here to the center of the site and build a tower from one element, and the tour will last either 10 minutes, or until the tower collapses, the tower falls, the team loses all the points earned, i hope everything will work out, please don’t be concerned about this tour seriously, like the whole game in general, this is a warm-up tour to get to know us, everything will work out, let's go! time has passed, the first question for the team: how so: which famous group belongs to the hit happy new year? aba, we have an early response, you have an early response that will bring you nothing but a potential point, we are ready, well, abba, abba, absolutely right,
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a point for your team, cheers, good start, name the area. in finland, where the home of the european santa claus is located, there is no planet, there may even be an area finland, the house of santa claus, we don’t know anyone else, where, come on, that’s it, time 3 2 1, ivan zdanyuk answers like uplandia, loplandia, loplandia, loplandia, you see, i ’m already like that, we just don’t know other words related , the first option is that we have the team. it will be good, since two or three did not work , you see, on gymnastics, the articulatory apparatus was not prepared, good, lapland, i accept this answer, this is the correct answer, hurray, ball to you, unexpectedly, be careful, there is a common myth in which the answer on this question is slightly distorted, now i want to know the first source, continue the quote from eugene onegin, the less we love a woman,
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the more yes... well, let it be less in the original, she likes us, what is more, not more, no less, no more, no less, last chance. 3 2 1 the less we love a woman, the worse, the worse for you, yes, yes, this is a good answer, beautiful, the easier she likes us, that’s what i’ve always
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thought honestly, the more she likes us, but it’s easier, here it is that same myth: tanya, please build a tower, one element, 30 seconds for everything about everything, big or small , we’ll find something, in this case the size matters. let's play, which dish in the legendary new year's story of ildar ryazanov, ironically or with light steam, does ippolit call disgusting? silence on the court, i know you know, yes, yes, yes, we have the answer ready.

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