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tv   [untitled]  BELARUSTV  January 16, 2024 2:05pm-3:01pm MSK

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akunya, akunya, akunya i bought! time with projects for the first time on the tv channel belarus 24!
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well, roman stepanovich, i see , they’ve stocked up thoroughly, this is a test sale, we’ll take it for every taste, joke, joke, joker, just expenses with you , well, your plan didn’t work, that means it’s not fate, well, let’s move on to plan b, you have - that is, there is plan b , there is b and d, i’m your magician, i waved my wand and the thirty-two-year-old tardigrade... what, you know, what, in that case, i’m very glad that in a few days i’ll start train with stanislav lvovich kosyanov, even though he is the last one, he knows how to work with athletes, and before the team leaves, don’t come to me, i will train on my own according to kasyanov’s plans, just like that, stop, people!
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yes, how did you manage to break it ?
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and don’t even think as if you don’t know that your candidacy is being considered for a coach for shooting in the national team , but what’s the point, they’ve been considering it for the third year already, damn it, mom, everything’s fine, but i just stopped by, sorry for not warning you, next time zvanka won’t come, don’t be stupid . and don’t deceive your mother that you came just like that , i saw how excited you were, okay, mom, yes, indeed, i stopped by for a reason, i just wanted to tell you that the issue with my pregnancy is closed, like wait, why there’s something wrong with you, you went to the gynecologist, what did he say, mom, the gynecologist is here it won’t help, just as a massage therapist , a neighbor and an ex-husband won’t help, i just don’t need a child in this way, wait, mom, pan, now, little darling, i’ll wait now, hello, sister, well
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, what’s going on with your child, nothing there won’t be a child, just as there won’t be one, at least now, we’ll fight honestly, you better tell me. what happened to mom there? yes, nothing, the soup ran away, she followed it into the kitchen. lyus, well, you know that in your case there’s no point in delaying it, you’re already 32 after all, you don’t need to remind me, you do this very often you’re doing this, i still haven’t forgotten how old i am, you’d better tell me that my mother showed up there when i’m leaving, which is understandable, you don’t know either, come on, tell me, what can i tell you, yesterday i found a man’s head with her, well, no completely up to his waist, he was putting on his shirt so frantically, she said that it was a neighbor, but it seems to me that it was the boss , the janitor... against whom she filed a complaint, what are you doing, what were they doing? i don’t know, i left, but the guy is so cute, but how old is he? well, a man is like a man, oh, listen, just don’t you dare tell your mom that i i let it slip, what are you, i'm crazy, you know me, i'm a grave, that's it, bye-bye, mom, mom,
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is it true that you have a man? what kind of nonsense is this? where did you get the idea? information from reliable sources. my sister passed. but this is not at all what you think. what are you saying? yes, nikolai dmitrievich came to find out how my hand was doing. it doesn't work, mom. lucy said he was naked. yes, he wanted to show me his scar? mom, masha. masha, well, that's it, that's it, they figured out my mother, yes, masha, i got a man, well, i i was afraid to tell you, i didn’t know how you would react, i know how much you loved your
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dad, well, well, i was afraid that you wouldn’t understand, i ’ll go, okay. yes, they didn’t understand, oh, what are you doing here? hello, i’m here to support you with extra calories, special energy cakes that increase stamina and improve your mood. thank you for your work, of course, but i don’t eat this before training, i’m generally indifferent to sweets. and this, by the way. lute, i'm serious, sweetie increases the level of endorphins in the body, seriously, yes, well then come on, hello, people, delivery of darphins, hello, hello, for especially
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persistent fans, people, forgive me, thank you very much, i love endorphins. near lukomorye, there is a green dome, a golden chain on that oak tree, day and night, a learned cat, he keeps walking around chained, did you hit your head on this oak tree or something, it’s not me, it’s pushkin, well, i mean, it wasn’t pushkin who hit, it’s pushkin wrote, i know, ruslan and lyudmila, that’s what it means, it means a poem in verse, i studied at school. although i'm a sports dude, you shouldn't take me for a fool, okay, yeah no one is taking you for a fool, this is not just a poem, this is a sign, what a sign that ruslan and lyudmila will go to the cinema tonight, and i didn’t read anything about cinema in pushkin, then cinema simply wasn’t invented, otherwise they would have we definitely went, okay, i’ll go, otherwise you won’t stay, god forbid you start singing songs, i can,
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don’t, it’s six at the metro, people, you’re great, you didn’t do it like a speed workout, huh? how far i've traveled, ten, and you and i only ten meters, good luck, thank you, darling, darling, hello, wonderful, that i found you, and that i’m so elusive,
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of course i don’t have a phone, but no, but i called the phone, when he didn’t answer, i immediately realized that you were training, listen, you should have been a detective, not a director, i have bad news for you, what is it, do you know that you are leaving tomorrow? no, why are you training alone? because i’m a grown girl, i don’t need supervisors , i have a training plan, allow me, yeah, i’m training, i agree, look, that is, now we can just take it clear that you have no conflict with the coach, listen, i've done 10 km, yeah, can i go home and take a shower, okay, yes, thank you very much, yes.
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“hello, this is ruslan, and russian, hello, what do you need , i would like us to live long, die happily on the same day, i hope you remember that we are going to the cinema today, at six at the subway, yes, what time now , 10 minutes past five, come on , get up your beautiful ass and get ready, no, listen, let’s meet right away at the cinema, okay, i’ll call you back, bye, um, you have nothing else to do, primping with some youngster at the cinema trudge, on the other hand, this was the last time i was thrown, go, join modern art, oh, fierce, fierce!
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i didn't miss anything. it’s just begun , well, everyone has already been killed, no, not everyone, you ’re this muscular blond - this is the son of the main character, his father was kidnapped, he’s now trying to understand who did it, this girl, she’s not a girl at all, she’s a mother , cyborg, this boy, this is the boy.
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how can you sleep in such noise? well, you can live at the biathlon complex, when there is a treadmill next to it. why can't i sleep now? the only day off, but then i didn’t sleep through the whole movie, i got the gist of it, what ’s the point? and the point is, because good conquers evil, and love saves the world. listen, please hold me, i'll get stuck. we will take a tour of the main enterprises of our country. there are a number of locking positions and an automatic control system.
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workshop, 70-80% of our products are exported and of course we’ll talk about the achievements and results of our work. the difference between our equipment is that they have very large capabilities, this is knitting in a regular way, these are wide drawing possibilities. we are the only enterprise on the iis market that carries out the most advanced processing of raw materials. we produce resins from the tanhydrides produced in the plant. resins we produce the final pigmented paint varnishes about belarusian organizations about the people who work there in
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the project a quality mark, watch on the tv channel belarus 24.
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hello, well, hello, tyomych, and for what reason is the flower, just like that? they don’t say such things, they take such things and do them, but tyomych, why did we get such a good-for-nothing dad with you? antonina andreevna, can i ask you for a second , what happened, well, masha asked me to get some things, she ruined the t-shirt, yeah, but it seems to me that she ’s become kind of strange lately, yeah, it’s like she’s in the clouds, now she wanted soup twice
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salt, that's good, i noticed that she also shit on me, or maybe she. again, no, i think it’s hormonal fluctuations, after all, a nursing mother, after all, that is, you can scream at everyone, lose your temper, well, is that normal, but it ’s normal to whisper behind my back, that the t-shirt is for you ruined it, just think, what a disaster , well, she got involved with your jeans, well , i didn’t notice that now i’m going to be burned at the stake for this, marya, don’t yell at your husband , he’s worried about you, and lately you’re not yourself, so let him worry about himself, but i don’t attack him because he’s doing the laundry. he bought it on credit , but he lied to me that they gave him a bonus , that he thought i wouldn’t recognize it, now you’ll be nervous with you, and in general, if someone doesn’t like something, wash it yourself, i’ve got everything ready, the table is set. the laundry isn't hung up, it's early for us
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today it's curfew, but what should i do with you now, sleeping beauty, it smells so delicious, i'll eat you now, try it, did you hang up my laundry? that's it, i'll definitely eat you now.
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if they gave medals for achievement in bed, then yours would be gold. don’t fall down, mrs. primakova, you would also receive your medal in this discipline. yes, bronze, some kind, gold. i’m here now, hello, pryamakova, departure today at 14:00, the bus will be waiting at the olympic committee, don’t be late, you said at 18, plans have changed, now it’s 7 am, you still have a lot time, see you, that's all.
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well done, pryakova, she offended the boy. you will be left alone with such and such a character, hello,
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mom, hello, listen, i didn’t accidentally leave my dryer for you, i accidentally left it, oh, thank god, otherwise i thought i’d have to buy a new one, but it was you who came for the dryer , and i was thinking of visiting my own mother before leaving, mom, don’t be stupid, of course, i came to you first, i’m just running out of time, i also need to get the key for masha to popova, but of course, to popova, oh simon, hello, old man, you're still alive, and what are you doing here, you're going to sell me your weed again, and you don't like my weed anymore, mommy, so... i'm so offended by this, well, of course, i like your weed, i love it i’m not sick, right now i can’t be sick at all, for now, listen, lyuda, could you help me knock out the carpet, it
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’s dusty, i can’t breathe, but i ’m obviously in a hurry to get my hand, but of course, we have only one priest, she has no one, and i have a little girl, well, i’ll ask her, mom, don’t start, i’ll knock out... you’ll get your carpet, i’ll give you a dryer and tea i’ll put it in the bag, okay, masha, hello, hello, it’s good that you’re here, hello, why are you sleeping or something, well, he’s falling asleep, hello, sorry, now, hello, marina gennadievna. no, i don’t have time to see you today , imagine, our departure was postponed for 2 hours, now i’m spinning around like a squirrel in a tunic, i don’t have time to do anything, when i get back, i’ll come straight to you, yeah, take care of yourself, goodbye, oh,
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can you imagine, departure we were rescheduled 4 hours earlier, then my mother also had time to beat out the carpet, i spent an extra 2 hours with her, your aunt is so busy, not like me and you, listen, marus, i had a fight with my neighbors , congratulations, and now there’s no one to water my flowers, helping out, you’re out of your mind, here i have low beam, running around to you with temka together, listen, and you ask your mother, that’s it anyway, she has nothing to do, she will happily live with you for a couple of weeks, well, it was just that my mother was missing in my apartment so that by the time i arrived, everything there would be covered with ruffles and carpets, well, no, i’m telling you, ask your mom, masha, that you didn’t hear me, i just told you, you’re so strange, you’re not pregnant for an hour, are you kidding me, but you’re not pregnant, i’m not pregnant, hush, hush... write, it’s probably just that your hormonal background has cleared up amid feeding. listen, can you drive my car away from the committee? ok, i'll drive the car away. give me spare keys and don’t forget
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to put the documents in your pride bag. thank you, bye hero. look, otherwise your nervous mother is a piece of shit, look, wipe you off. do you think it’s normal, after everything that happened between us, to send me out of the house, and come in the afternoon, as if nothing had happened, and bring keys. ruslik, please don’t complicate everything, especially since i got into someone, i won’t come with the keys. oh, this makes me happy. can? tasty. listen, why is it difficult for you to water the flowers in the apartment around the corner? moreover, i will only be gone for three weeks. how many? 3 weeks, two training camps and a week for competitions. i wonder if if it weren’t for the flowers, would i ever have found out that you were leaving for almost a month? should i even ask you for permission? who are you anyway? that's who? i'd really like to hear the answer to this one. question, well, sorry, well do you want, if in 3 weeks you don’t forget , then we will return to this issue, i won’t forget,
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my memory is short, well, wait, well , wait, well, do you want us to take a couple more medals at our distance, do you want, thank you, people, people, i don’t i will, your girlfriend is serious, the fact that she is serious is a fact, but the fact that this is my girlfriend is still a hypothesis, how come she kissed you and gave you the keys to the apartment, and you have no doubt about it, yes, she gave you the keys herself i left for almost a month, high relationship, don’t talk, listen, but you don’t know how or where you are from you know, listen, why did something happen to you, stepach, you say now you are training separately from him. yes, nothing special, we fought a little, well, i ’m still training according to his plan, now two weeks will pass, we’ll take a break from each other.
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well misil, so you don’t know, you don’t know what, well, yours was appointed to the national team as a shooting coach, he’s already here, what? well, antonna, there’s nothing to be afraid of yet, the main thing is that you came on time, otherwise you know, many people wait until the last minute and are afraid to find out the exact diagnosis, but, to be honest, i was afraid to go to you myself. well, one good person insisted, well, it’s good that you have people with whom you can share, because the second mistake of many is that they hide their illness from their relatives, well, the pictures won’t tell me anything now, i need to get an mri tests for a biopsy , i’ll write you a referral now, tell me, these procedures will take a lot of time, well
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, we have a queue for an mri, yes... the biopsy results will have to wait, well, the sooner we start, the greater the chance that everything will work out for us good i need to tell you something, say, i, i was at the doctor today, so... what did the doctor tell us when they take off the bandage? no, i was for a completely different reason, for what reason? does something hurt you? mom, no, no, i, i just made an appointment for you with a gynecologist, me with a gynecologist, and why make an appointment for me with a gynecologist, everything is fine with me , there’s nothing to do, well, because max and i think that you need to get checked, since you and max think so, then go with max
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and check the two of you in friendly rows, you both bumped with max, hard, they think so, oh, a piece of paper, mom, this is something important, yes, no, no, no, exactly, exactly, look, temik, don’t take important, unimportant pieces of paper from grandma’s bag, okay, mom, do you want me to go for your peace of mind, now i’ll go make a cat for someone, come on? well, who is it that is stealing important pieces of paper from grandma’s bag, and this will be our secret, and we won’t tell anyone, and, you know, during the training camp i was going to concentrate on training, and take a break from two comrades who were just annoying me at home, well, how it turned out there was one one of them came here before me, well, let’s say everything is clear with the first one, the second one is crazy.
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what is the director, or what? no, i’m already used to this, what are you going to do, fish, mashed potatoes, cabbage, please, cabbage, uh-huh, please, and what are you doing here? i work here, what the hell is this? no nonsense, i took a leave from the cafe while you were getting ready, but what about my flowers, the neighbors are watering the flowers, what the hell is the neighbor, you know that this is a maniac who is chasing me, he is not a maniac, i’m talking about... educational conversation, okay, we'll talk later, have a nice time appetite, thank you, this handsome cook, apparently there is that second one, well, from whom you so wanted to take a break, no, what did you take, i’m just an acquaintance, what kind of creative do you know?
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well, tyoma, should i call or not? listen, let's you and i now, this is what we'll do, we 'll flip a coin now, here's tails, we're calling, we're not calling heads, we're calling, mind you, i didn't decide this, so... well, it's me, where did i go, how are you? and maria, hello, sorry, it’s not very convenient for me to talk now, i’m on a business trip, but i’ll definitely call you back, agreed, agreed, what an idiot i am, my dear, i hope you remember the check- in form right away, otherwise she didn’t have time, yeah,
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of course. kafka, do you know him, or what? a little, he works, not far from me , yeah, no, he seems like a normal specialist, he drew me these tables, graphs, look, he has his own system of perfectly balanced sports nutrition, and the cooking is finger-licking, i ’ll taste all the dishes today. don’t forget to write down your passport number, you probably already know dashkin’s details by heart, right? offending is better than i know the multiplication table. so, people, god himself sent this guy to me. uifimych, his granddaughter was born the day before yesterday, so he
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left, and poor tamara petrovna was left alone. well, who would come to me here in such a wilderness for such a salary? it’s clear, don’t plan to fire me. that i fell from the oak tree? why fire him? no, don't mind me, i just asked. all the best, if it didn’t work out to fire him, we’ll practice self-hypnosis. i am cold and indifferent, not a single muscle on my face will touch this person. for me what the most important thing is sports, training, training , sports - you know how to cook pilaf and pilaf, and pasties and... pancakes with jam, but you can’t be fatty, girls, imagine, with pancakes in a cafe in season, and you have a business card somewhere to come , yes, it’s great that you came , i’ve been waiting for you, hello, hello, well, let’s go,
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let’s go, goodbye, girls, good night, men, and i have one more for you, the most important one, what do they have concert, yes, time. it’s not enough, let’s get ready, well, i can’t, no one will let me go, we have a regime, i mean, you this is an adult woman, this is not a pioneer camp, yes, ruslik, this is not a pioneer camp, this is a gathering of the national team, and here, you know, with the current competition , every man knows the volga, if anyone finds out that i’m not there after lights out, it’s tighter i’ll tell the head coach, i’ll go to the capital of our homeland on the next bus, well, yes, it’s crazy, it’s not crazy, it’s the harsh everyday life of sports, i ’d really like to go, well, you know, i think they won’t break up for the next 5 years, i still have time, are you serious, yes, thank you, of course, luda,
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hey, hi, i'm home, hi, pum-pam, thank you, why is this all of a sudden, and this is so that our mother will always be in a good mood, what did you drink, no, well, a glass of beer, and with colleagues we relaxed after work, okay , mash, well, we rested a little, but in your opinion i didn’t drink during the day. well, i didn’t drink, well, i was exhausted during the day, i’m exhausted , i can’t take a step away from the child, and instead of coming home early, you help her , relax, cool,
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thank you, nothing to say, i don’t want to listen to your hysteria, by the way... “i’m full, wonderful, we recognize you from the architectural memories of belarus of different eras and styles, here we are the trots of the french king." baroque with elements of saxon embellishments. these palaces themselves are impenetrable, great jumpers. byzantine architecture, which has passed ў your hour with khryshchenem, yana sur'ezna floated on the old-fashioned, so-called old-russian style.
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and all that is right from the end of the 19th century, this is also the main palette of the project . let's look at their history and the main facts . getty cartouche , do not hesitate to change the hour. wars, different eras codes, i could acquire two heraldic plots. such a cartouche was softened just like a business card, sunny , yay, who... spadar, why the hell? the pseudo-russian style gives such chyns their own meta. the theater, as a center, public events in the city, seemed to mean that the racial empire was serious and necessary here. glyadzitsa is part of the “architecture of belarus” show on our tv channel. we are embarking on an expedition in the depths of our country. outside the window there is a picture, in the sky there is a low, heavy gloom, and it is clear for us... we walk quietly and with people, our fellow countrymen, to serve the priest on
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the roof of the most holy. things will happen again and again in the past in the grodzen region. let's follow the history and myastsovye abrads. i wish you a little gift, so that people would give you a gift. god bless you, heal your thinness, horses, hair, horses, our dear ones, our dear ones, tell me, how did you feel sad? tashka, will you open it? yes. wow, what is this?
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i'm sorry, i'm ruslan, your cook. hello, i'm dasha, you cook well, well done. luda. this is for me. you have 3 minutes to get ready, the taxi is waiting for you door. and you will pay for the wait yourself. ruslik, why don’t i touch the oak tree, i told you, i can’t. do you want to go to the concert or not? well, i want you to stop arguing with the man. let's. 2 minutes, where's the extra money? are you crazy to break in in the middle of the night, and why are you calling for doping? i wish there was doping here, the girls over there saw her leave the hotel, quietly, people, i
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don’t know who they saw there, here she is sleeping, people, darling, turn off the light, i want to sleep , you want me to wake her up , no need, no need, sorry, daria, good night, for the intrusion, sorry, uh-huh, nothing, good night , it passed, finally , hello, well, how is everything here, calm, like a concert, ruslik, no words, thank you very much, but i know that you also wanted to go, oh well , nonsense, no, not nonsense. hey groups
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, let's somehow disperse, come on, good night, good night, dash, thank you for your help, good night, cook, good night, okay, go to bed already,
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oh, be careful, be careful, thank you, hello, antonina, hello, well, it’s like we would switch roles, but mind you, your hand remained intact, well, that’s just a thank you. maybe we can have some coffee ? no, you know, i'm sorry , i'm in a hurry right now, or just chatting, sorry, but i can't do it right now, i urgently need to go home, oh well, another time, well, however, if you want, we can have coffee i just have to be home in 10 minutes, the race is starting, my daughter is a biathlete, i can’t miss it, so if you don’t have anything against biathlon, then i have nothing against biathlon, and against
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i’ll drink some coffee with pleasure, please, quickly, because you’re afraid to fall carefully, but what, tyomych, a girl for whom this race is almost the last chance to gain a foothold in the national team before the games. primakova will start the race in number twenty-two. our grandmother was born on december 22, people will be lucky today.
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hello, masha, hello. and how are you? okay, who is it? it's me, dmitry. how are you today or are you on the defensive again? what did you take, what counters? luda is in full combat readiness. oh, luda has always been herself on my own since childhood, these gatherings, independent life, i was always afraid that she would move away from the family, but she was no longer completely away. i don’t
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know, sometimes it seems to me that the champion popova, over whom my daughter took a whisper, is dearer to her than her own mother, it’s just elementary maternal jealousy talking to you. look, there, look, she, she’s a copy, your copy , the spitting image, well, daughter, come on,
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luda, well, it was impossible, well, it was impossible, luda, of course, primakova had to cover all the targets, but what we see is her speed allows her to remain in the lead even with a penalty minute of time, wow, my friends, it’s amazing how they can give an athlete such a speed, and what we see, she has never shown such a speed at the russian biathlon championship, grandson stepanovich,
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congratulations, for many years i don’t remember tv showing such speeds , thanks to everyone. uh-huh, is the speed work really beneficial ? uh-huh, in commercials, after all, the main thing is the melody? and please, the right jingle is like, i don’t know, a virus, it’s simply impossible to get rid of it, yes, i
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somehow imagined composers differently, well there are songs, operas, you know, sometimes an opera is even easier to write, but the payment is just the opposite, inversely proportional to the number of musical lines, you starred in videos, well, yes, you were a couple of times, the last time you had to fly to cyprus, sit down at the piano directly. .. on the beach, 10 takes, burned like a moor, wow, but the fee, almost a six-month salary for some manager, great, yes, max and i were at sea last time, before the wedding it seems, for sure, yes you eat, eat, what is your husband holding in a black body, no, something, that’s not for max, it’s just difficult to get out somewhere with a small child. uh-huh, listen, by the way, come to the audition with your husband, but no, with your child, we’re just running an advertising company
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for baby food, so it’s a great topic for tyoma, it’s tempting, uh-huh, they’ll also pay you money, well, we’ve agreed, i’ll write you a pass, thank you, no, no, i’m a total chauvinist in these matters, i don’t have to. what a prima, i thought more cunningly than anyone else, so let them outshine you to the fullest, baby, what are you talking about? oh, just don’t pretend to be a good girl. lyuta, i’m just coming to see you, there’s something to do,
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luda, you and i have been together for many years, i expect only the truth from you, no matter what it is, agreed? well, everything is clear, congratulations to you, pryamakova, with
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what, with what, with whom, you will have a child, no, well, i mean, not with you, but with primakova. am i pregnant? well, yes, you went around, you would do an ultrasound when you get home. it can't be, or maybe? maybe. and here is the heroine of the day. yes, victories have their own, heroes of scandals have their own. it is true that the re- test confirmed the results of the doping control.
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stepanovich, my congratulations. lyutochka, i see you are upset about something. let's write it down your reaction to the current situation. what situation? the situation with dope control. the committee reviewed the test results, they turned out to be erroneous. all charges against my ward have been dropped. what a shame, not even here. well , that’s what his inner voice says, is this really the final solution to the situation? well, you heard that the results of the first test turned out to be an accident, an accident is the fact that you are still in the national team, i’m lucky, so lucky, our yankee is so worried about me, i really had a difficult situation, but they supported me teammate, thank you,
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belarus 24. belarusian winter, all its little things , all the details, some are so beautiful that they take your breath away, some are awkward, but
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together they are one whole. together they are harmony; looking at them, you feel aesthetic pleasure, you feel that belarus is closer.

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