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tv   [untitled]  BELARUSTV  February 13, 2024 2:05pm-3:01pm MSK

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there are wide, clean streets here, it’s as if i can breathe well here, i don’t know, i’m me.
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we firmly believe that all our faithful subjects will stand together and selflessly in defense of the russian land.
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we prayerfully call on holy russia and our valiant troops. god's blessing. trusting in almighty providence, we are gentlemen officers, i believe that military operations will begin in the near future. excuse me, they were assigned to us, transferred with a successful start, but i was generally unsuccessful, god forbid, allow me. i don't know what to do, well
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what should i do, personally, i’m going to say goodbye to my wife , will i see you again, i’ll pay off the debts, something has come up, you’ll say something else, here death is on the nose , and you have debts, well, yes, as they say, it’s better for everyone to know what to face before a bullet. sapuzhino, paruchik grigoriev, your regiment has been seconded. mister lieutenant colonel, allow me to register your arrival two days later. i have a fiancée, i want to get married.
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armor to the left, defender, defender for battle, attack, march, attack, march!
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this morning i met a respectful pig in the square, it’s coming straight at me, it doesn’t even have a path gave in. godfather, here's the assessor , i'm 4 minutes late, good evening, gentlemen , it's stuffy today, good evening, gentlemen, congratulations, it's stuffy today, i just need some tea with lemon, the witness allowed himself a little too much yesterday, i only need some lemon, you see, yesterday he allowed himself, amal with too much, now the pharmacy will come with his chess, would you like sasha to play with him for the day? “well, yes, at least there would be some interest, that’s how life will pass here, nothing, nothing, at first everyone is scared, but listen for six months, you'll get used to it, uh-huh, i'll shoot myself, you won't shoot yourself,
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here are the pharmacists, my respect, gentlemen, uh-huh, oh'. let’s play a game of parutchik, but why play with you, you’ll lose anyway, like yours, it’s lame, well, i took it for myself, as always, everything will be delivered in the best
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possible way, who is the gentleman’s niece? stakhovsky, a local rich man, lives in their house. by the way, i know him well, and they even often visit his house, the very one that is so clearly visible from your parade ground. to be rich, mr. lieutenant, naturally, rich, sugar factories melt timber, magnificent a stud farm with a dozen apartment buildings in kiev itself. oh, how they live, how they live, real aristocrats, and what kind? what techniques do they give, and what does she do in our tavern? it’s funny to say, mr. stakhovsky loves local pepper, drinks it from crystal glasses. petro, what she ordered, exactly as you said, sir pharmacist, pepper, two
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damasks, if you want to play, if you please, but only one condition. if you lose, you will get me an invitation to this house. “you should be judged by a military court, but why, mr. assessor, but checkmate for you,
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mr. pharmacy, no, no, excuse me, you lost, i’m waiting for an invitation to the insurance company’s house, right? commercial advisor stakhovsky. sergeevich, stakhovsky, ivan, ivan, ha, yes, here i am, your honor, today at six, so that the uniform sparkles, and gloves. so that new ones, then i’ll get them for you, new ones,
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buy, buy, buy, the pennies are gone, and if your salary is still there, even if you’ve been without coffee for the whole week, that means without coffee, go buy, go, go, buy, buy, keep your distance, keep your backs straight. right shoulder forward, checkers, boz, distance, keep!
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so yeah, yes, your honorable mr. lieutenant, his honorable mouth mr. berg asks you to urgently report to the barracks, what’s the matter, i can’t, why am i needed, dare to report a fight in the barracks, well, to hell with him, he’s on duty. he himself is to blame, what is he to blame for, why are you giving him
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back , he will return the agars from my caramel, i sent a parcel invitingly, he stole, and how many candies he took from you, one, damn it, a pig.
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“i’m invited, they’re waiting for you, follow me, sir, please, sir, it’s tempting.” lieutenant grigoriev, i apologize. gentlemen, we were detained for work, and it’s you who owe us
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change for not waiting to sit down at the table, but service comes first, let me introduce myself, stakhovsky, pavel sergeevich , i’m very glad, grigoriev alexander nikolaevich, thank you for the invitation, believe me, i’m also very glad, and later i’ll introduce you to everyone, now let me introduce the owner of this house, my dear daughter.
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"excuse me, mademoiselle, let me invite you , let me, oh my god, no, no, excuse me,
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well, yes. look, i don’t know what happened, i just invited medotsky, that we invited her to dance, wait, yes explain everything to me, don’t you really know, what should i know, this is my first time in your house, lord, no one told you, and i’m good, she ’s motionless and paralyzed, she can’t take a single step on her own, i swear i don’t i knew, i only saw her at the table, please explain everything to her, okay, okay, later. saber gloves furart, i obey, mr. porodchik, our region, eyes.
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this is not the first time we have visited belarus for foreigners, we really liked it here, the people are very kind, we went to different places and everyone is quite open, in moscow everyone lives in a hurry, here i see more interaction between people, how they ended up in belarus and why they stayed to live here, one of the reasons is the people, very kind, very simple, without aggression, i think many foreigners felt this. we travel a lot, we visited a lot of countries, cities, i very rarely felt at home , when i come here, i understand that yes, i’m at home, this is like my space, the “look at belarus” project, when i come to india, i’m already telling you about belarus, what it’s like the country is beautiful, small, but very beautiful, with very good people, watch it
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on the belarus 24 tv channel, i’m telling you right away with me and i’m looking at it. the star in the sky appeared, no less, it was overjoyed. i, tsaryrad, am a dzeyach of slauna. let's return to
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the historical past. this bow was like this in the back of the plow, it was possible to knit the chest, and it was working as a slave, on the side, and on the other side , and on the other side, yes, the great gentleman is easy to turn around. ivan, what, i thought i’d take a sip of coffee, but no
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, you said it yourself, oh, don’t hesitate, oh perhaps, not greedy, like the master’s duck, he took it, he took it, he took it, he bought it, but where did the money come from, right?
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hold on, keep going, baby.
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it’s so nice that you came, he came just for you, i’m glad to see you, we’re all glad to see you, mr. breeder, yes, yes, not on the right, i’m very glad, sit down, make yourself at home, at this time my cousin and i always drink strong arabic coffee, you will allow me to offer you, yes, yes, as you please, and maybe tea, no, no, coffee, i love coffee very much, i also drink it at this time, okay, i ’ll make arrangements, don’t worry, she will come.
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sit down, finally, i must apologize to you, you're sorry, for what? please sit down for last night, i behaved stupidly, this will not happen again, but you came up so unexpectedly, i actually got used to my illness, then you guessed my desire, no, really, at this moment i most of all i wanted to dance in the world , thanks for the rose, here you guessed it again, i adore the color red, and in general, if it weren’t for mine... i probably would have been a ballerina, but do you want me to tell you a secret? i am collecting one collection, photos of great ballerinas, i ask you that i didn’t say a word to you in front of them, it seems to me that i’m forgiven, in my opinion, yes, actually, mr. porodchik, i have
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fiancés, right? so what, all the pretty girls have fiances, what are you whispering about? by the way, you don’t know a lot about the guy, he ’s a master at whispering compliments and a famous chess player, plays chess with the pharmacist himself, but compliments are for you, chess is interesting, i haven’t met a good player for so long, yes, unfortunately, you are right, officers prefer screw to chess, and vodka tea and coffee. that's right, yes, yes, you're in check, i'm afraid you've lost, no, that won't work, you distracted me on purpose, you want revenge, yes, i'm offering you a twelve-game match, then we can understand which of us is stronger, i i challenge you to a fight, i don’t fight with women, and you forget that i’m a woman, for you i’m an ordinary chess player, well, let’s say, like your pharmacist, there are, well, 12 games going on.
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the match is too difficult, well, i don’t suggest playing everyone at the same time, but we will play a game in the evening, i’m always at home, and if you get bored according to the pharmacist, then we will spray the room with soothing drops, valerian, isn’t it, valeria, and in order not to lose count, here i have a set of balls, white is my winnings, dark is yours, i agree, i agree, well then 1:00, tomorrow
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about... “please, mr. lieutenant, don’t be offended by my girl, if you knew what she was like, now she’s sometimes harsh, but is it possible to hold back indefinitely, why is god so merciless and unfair, because she never says anything to anyone never did anything bad to anyone, if you knew how she was today i was happy about your flowers
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, so please!" don’t judge her harshly, i beg, i beg.
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trot, you know, today i dreamed that i was dancing, in my dreams i never remember that i am sick, and in general i remember all people only in movement , for example, mother, everyone says that they remember the faces... of mothers, but i don’t, just the movement, how she walks in her man’s dress, quickly, quickly, here, and you? i, i don’t remember my little mother well , i was sent to the cadet corps early, then she died, you
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wanted to be a military man since childhood, but no, just when in to the family of a small official, four sons and three daughters are sitting at the table, they don’t particularly ask about their vocation, they settle in. rather at the expense of the state, that's all. but you don't regret it, do you? no, but i don’t know any other life. out of my 25 years, 18 of my years ruled in the barracks, for example, here with you, i’m afraid to say the wrong word, to turn around in the wrong way, but there, among my own people, i know exactly what is good and what is bad. how do you talk about life correctly? and i’m still a slave, i still want more, because lately i’ve felt much better, and 3 years before... she was generally lying flat on her back, can you imagine, but it’s not enough for me, i want to get completely well, and you have a lot of friends, comrades, but this is not the kind of friendship that you imagine, it means that you are also
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lonely here, to be honest, yes, i wanted to offer you, we could would like to become friends - it’s so sad, so lonely in this city, and i’m so interested in listening to you, i thought maybe i would be you... well, i rarely go out, but i read a lot and i think maybe you it would be interesting to be friends with me, of course, wait, i know, friendship between men and women don’t get along particularly well, and that’s understandable, but my illness deprives me of interests in some aspects of life, so we could become real friends, you won’t think that i’m a woman and you’re a man, then we could talk about everything light, like real comrades. then, then tell me about yourself, i want to know more about you, tell me, tell me about the one you love, because you would tell a real comrade about this, but here, unfortunately, i have nothing to distinguish you, like anina, are you not
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fell in love with her, your cousin is a charming girl, it’s hard not to fall in love with her, so you fell in love, but you yourself say no, wait, i only said what i think, why does this have to apply to me, especially since nina has a fiancé, she loves him, i know how, when did you have time to talk about such things? however, okay, it’s clear that we had time, well then tell me honestly, would you come to us if nina suddenly left for her fiancé? of course, i have a friend in this house, don’t you know? i know, i know, and he always waiting for you at the chessboard. yes, nina, keep mr. parutnik company for a while, while i take the procedures. sergey,
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so, mr. porodchik, what are we going to do? i play chess. yes , you don’t need this, i already told you that i have a fiancé, and this is all quite serious, so as soon as one condition is met, he and i will get married, i offer you friendship, friendship, i was just offered , well, that means you will have two friends in this house, which is bad, not bad. stop now, don't come near,
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you will destroy! what is this condition you were talking about? so, how do you spend your time? the vice with me is not at all interesting. did we talk about tomorrow? it’s strange, just half an hour ago alexander nikolaevich called you charming. yes it's true. here you see? anyway. so you accept our invitation. so, tomorrow at 5 we have someone important for lunch. chin from st. petersburg, dad believes that this acquaintance
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will be very useful for you. well, i hope i will see you and mademoiselle too. don't worry, we won't let you get eaten. we we will protect you. and now i ask you to forgive me. this visitor from st. petersburg is a very influential person in the military department. his last name. i have a card, why are you standing there, you won’t help me, thank you, you finally took pity on the poor little girl, why are you doing this, lera, forgive me, forgive me, this bad injustice happens to me sometimes, but you ’ll come tomorrow , you will come. of course, i will come, honestly, honestly, to become
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one of the people in a foreign country, you don’t have to be born there, i remind you of the hatik, who i was waiting for him near the station, i saw the film, and you are my good fellow, he was waiting for us from venezuela. it’s enough to behave at a party, like the host of a show, like at home, well, this time we have a stage, so that’s it, let’s rock, let’s rock, two foreign students will discover belarusian customs and introduce belarusians to the cultural characteristics of their countries, hello,
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look at project is at home on our tv channel. 100 brave guys gathered in our studio. igor alexandrovich, why do you think the children chose you for the conversation? first of all, if the children have chosen, this means they saw me on tv quite often. well, the second thing is that children always like large dimensions. and each of them has a question for an adult. then let's start: what
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happens if you turn off your phone for the whole day? the heroes of the program will have to open up to the audience, the main task is to honestly answer all the original, and sometimes awkward questions, well, you understand that children can sometimes ask very uncomfortable questions, that’s cool, i love awkward questions, do you promise to tell only the truth? yes, i noticed you are very cute turkey and could you tell me how to walk in heels correctly? the very first thing that can cause you to fall is when your socks start to braid one after the other. watch the project 100 questions for adults on the belarus 24 tv channel
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. sparse greenery barely softens the gloom of the landscape, gardens of cedars, oaks, a few poplars, a few grape trellises, here and there cypress trees and myrtle, and a fence of prickly cacti.
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i forgot to ask, did you hem my purple dress? purple? and which one, nina? i
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want to wear it tomorrow, yes, yes, i will do everything, no worry, when you do this, what's wrong with you, you're not listening to me at all, what are you talking about now? about our guest today? where did you get the idea? i’m not interested in him at all, he doesn’t really believe me. give me a mirror. yes, the bedside tables have a horn frame. lord, what’s wrong with you, everything is falling out of your hands.
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row.
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get frisky guys, more fun, more fun guys, squeeze christmas time, okay, christmas time down. go, sideways, move away, keep your distance, no,
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just listen to what they write, historical phantasmogoria, gendarme of europe, and it’s all about russia, whose greatness and humanity obvious to the whole world, do you agree, young man, that it is, yes? so exactly, your high achievements, our regiment is the best confirmation of this, everyone from the command to the last messenger fully supports the unifying policy and the imperial majesty, and your commander is an excellent warrior who knows how to select officers for himself, i will be glad, lieutenant, to provide you with all possible assistance, your health, gentlemen, what? would you prefer, alesan nikolaevich, to play cards with us or chat with the ladies? i would prefer the latter,
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you will win rather than losing things that are often dangerous, forgiving a month's salary, so much the better, i propose to send the master foreman to the ladies, go ahead, youth, well, we, gentlemen, get to work, i remember myself as a young man, my eyes are shining, my pockets are not shisha and not...
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thank you, i’m 100 years old, no one does anything gave, you see, it means we did the right thing, and you can even light a cigarette right now, and let's leave chess for today, better tell us that idiotically funny story about a horse in love, yes, about a horse, and so it stopped eating and a little didn't kill the captain's wife, yes, yes, yes, so, the horse, i saw captain's wife. “it was nice to meet you, lieutenant, if you need it, please contact me, just don’t forget
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, alexander nikolaevich, today’s game was not cancelled, but moved to tomorrow, we are waiting for you, as usual at five, our cook promised a surprise for lunch, so you will come, sir a couple, definitely . ready, that's for sure, no need, thank you, it's going to rain, you can't even imagine, mr. lieutenant, how happy i am that my
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girl again... began to laugh, not a fake laugh, because in her life there wasn't much joy, and today again she is the same as then, when she was absolutely healthy, i am glad, your daughter is a courageous girl, it is a great honor for me to be with you.
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and stop here, my dear, take melina to the barracks, mr. boruch, no, no, here, my dear. thank you.
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the belarusian winter, all its little things, all the details, some are so beautiful that they take your breath away, some are absurd, but together they are one whole, together they are... harmony, looking at them, you feel aesthetic pleasure , you feel that belarus is closer.
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you are watching the news in the studio tatyana nekrasova, good afternoon and briefly about the main thing.

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