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training at the vtb arena. the bisons are in a fighting mood, even despite the statistics for the current season. there, in the regular season, in this competition, dynamo minsk has not yet managed to beat their teammates. yes, everything is in order, we arrived, trained, in a good mood, we are preparing for a difficult series, they play in principle quite simply, but at the same time they have a very high performance capacity, the majority, very, very decent implementation of the coaching instructions. belarus 2, on march 4 we are playing in moscow, and on the 6th and 8th the teams will fight in minsk arena. and that’s all for me, let me remind you that you can follow the developments in the country and the world on atn social networks, as well as in our mobile application qr code on the screen, see you at 15:00. brest
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won a home victory over lida for the first time in the current national hockey championship and took the lead in the play-in series of the president's cup; the opening half hour ended in a 1:1 draw. vladimir mikhaila kay responded to denis tsiganov’s puck, after which artyom sereda, fedor kachan and vsevlat kashkar scored for the hosts. at the end of the meeting the guests, through the efforts of anton grishanov, reduced the gap, but the final score was still 4:2 in favor of the southerners. the second match will take place on sunday in the lead. the football season will open, the first trophy will be competed by the champion dynamo minsk and the zhodensky cup winner torpedo belas. the starting whistle will sound at 17:00. however, a little earlier, from 16:30 on air, the belarus 5 tv channel will organize a big football evening, in which experts and journalists will stir up interest in this event.
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we will show you one day in the life of specialists, what is happiness? over the years you understand that first of all it is fate that you have been given a chance to do something very, very useful in your life, something that will remain after you for many years, and maybe even for 100 years, all the mechanisms work properly, that means he is his work. done correctly, reliably and efficiently. professions that reveal the best human qualities. people who proudly do more than just work. every employee is either an employee of my workshop, or an employee of some auxiliary workshop. either this is the person who sits behind account control panel. this is, in principle , a small particle from which a link is put together, i would say, a ball. here we
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are creating a new biotechnological industry in our country. look at the project one day at. our tv channel, today at four in the morning, without the fifth burden of war, germany.
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sorry, it's okay, i'll probably look good with a glass eye. eh, anton, anton, come on, learn, a real man should be able to, well, throw a finger, a finger 100 meters,
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you will become a man here, when there are only women around, is it my fault? i need you, rose, marry him off, marry him off, not a single decent guy in the whole season, come on, give it up, no, i’m serious, we’ll go fishing with him, give him your mother away, i don’t need random fathers, i have a real one, somewhere , yeah , there is wool on flounder, and... i know that there is, when he arrives, we’ll go fishing with him, hold the spinnin, hold the spinnin, reel in, reel in, no, it’s not a woman’s business, i’ll just try to miss it, come on , come on, it will last
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until the new year, but what about 4 days left? and if you dry it, maybe until the next one, no dry it, i’ll bake it in the oven , you doubt it, i remember how i ran with a fire extinguisher after your scrambled eggs, let me carry it, otherwise it’s hard for you, mom, look what kind of fish i caught, oh, why are you so fast, come on, it wasn’t , only one was caught, now wait, i’ll close the tap. can you imagine, as usual, i ended up in history, today i decided, hello, well, mother, dad,
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dad has arrived, i knew, i knew. that you 're coming, i've been waiting for you, anton, antosha, this is not your dad, this is a complete stranger, what are you, forgive me, please, but is it a stranger? can he walk around our apartment? in shorts , yes, in a sense, antosha, dear, stop it, unhook, come on quickly, rose, at least tell me it’s my dad, i’ll go, i have a hungry parrot there, what are you all talking about ? , well, look, well, look how similar we are, yes, dad, okay, okay, that’s enough, “that’s enough, let’s run to your room, run, run, run, run, dad, why did you
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say i didn’t tell the child that you were his father, he came up with everything himself, yes, they could clearly explain that you are a complete stranger, why are you standing there, go, you don’t see the child is hysterical, it’s like winter outside , here you go, you don’t have to return it." that’s it, goodbye , uh-huh.
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well, dear, come on, come on, come on, friend, give me a lift to the center, well , figure out what it is? rosa, help, thank you, aunt ice, tell me, friend
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, that’s why you jumped up so early, tossed and turned all night, dreamed of men in shorts, who he was, what his name was, i have no idea, the beginning was very promising, and where did you meet him , nowhere, i ordered it, a lot, how much, uh-huh, my husband... now any work around the house, our general craftsmen can do all. a real man will finally appear in your home. and what is really a station wagon? god, what a fool you are, huh? my siphon is leaking, the barrel is not working, i need to put up some wallpaper. in general, complete devastation. devastation. why was he wearing such strange overalls then? you see, i needed flour. 100
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brave guys have gathered in our studio, hello everyone, in exactly a minute a hero will come out to us who will answer all your questions, are you ready to meet our guest, each of them has a question for an adult, the questions are honest and... they they really ask what interests them. what do you expect from the children you meet now? i expect interesting questions and interesting thoughts. the heroes of the program will have to open up to the audience. the main task is to honestly answer all original, and sometimes awkward questions. you always pay attention to clothes and hairstyle. i look at my hair.
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well, i had to undress him and wash him, and then you came, well, at least one mechanic would come to me, and i’ll take it? drive the car, where are you going, i have a house, a parrot, not fed.
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hello, excuse me, come in.
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“it’s very nice, andrey, and my name is rosa , yes, here is the to-do list, i wrote it down so as not to forget anything, come on in, oh, well, we need to call a team and do a major renovation of the apartment, why a team, i’m a decent woman, where should we start? ?" let's start with the washing machine,
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lunch! and i just took the machine apart, now it won’t go anywhere, today is the five-year anniversary of my last divorce, uh-huh , congratulations, i’m sorry, would you really refuse a lonely woman to sit at the table with her, oh, good afternoon, good afternoon. what the hell crap? who was resting in my room , you are from number thirteen, i am where my papers, which
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were lying on the floor, lying crumpled and torn, were lying in the order in which i can find them, where are they, i’m afraid that they are in the trash, that you will be fired , for what, for the fact that i cleaned your room, where is the trash can in the yard? lord, wait, wait, she could have been taken out, oh, oh, mommies,
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in my series the judge of honor, the maid throws out a garbage bag with a check for 2 million dollars, i don’t. won't help, will help, dad, hello, hello, what are you doing here, that's what i thought,
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if my mom doesn’t allow me to meet my dad at our place, i can meet him at your place, well, let’s say hello, what’s your name, andrey, lord, anton, go home, uncle at work, uncle, well, you see, guy , why are you mumbling, why can’t anyone say such a simple thing, it’s not your dad, it’s your husband for an hour, it’s the repairman your mom called to fix the faucet, the barrel, what else is there? how do i know that you’re not lying, you never told me about your dad when your mom was young,
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still completely stupid, she met one vacationer, and he invited her to moscow with him, and then she had a stomach in which you were sitting, but it turned out that no one needed you in moscow, so they were for... me mom threw it away, why are you doing this , here is your garbage, in the sense of the idea, oh, sorry, i threw it out from the next room, listen. thank god, i remembered, you are zakharka sopolsky, of course, on the box of odiska it was written, the author of the script, what is your name, magnify? lisa, it’s very
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romantic, we met, lisa, just the beginning of a melodrama, anton, antoshka, i’ve been tormented all my life because of my language, so where can i look for it now, he has friends, he does. and a friend, a girlfriend , and an after-school group, well, everything is clear, sit at home, in case he comes back, don’t say anything to your mother , hi guys, we haven’t seen anton, he went to the sea, he’s there on the shore, thank you, i’m so cool, it
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’s a pity that you are not my dad, well, excuse me, but you know how to make pancakes, not really, my father didn’t teach me, why didn’t he teach me, he died when i was little, and do you remember him? and the middle name is
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what about you? sergeevich, that means andrey sergeevich, and i’m andon evgenievich, i have a middle name, but no father, and no photographs either, you know what, let’s study together, come on! it’s starting to rain, let’s run , don’t loom, uh-huh, mom, we’ve arrived, we let out pancakes, i got two, wait, wait, i
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got two. we also drove around the city by car and saw santa claus, then we ’ll go again tomorrow? yes, probably yes, so, well, come on, come here to me, come on, go to the room, read there, nature can’t be helped, i don’t understand, your company, what provides services to dad for an hour, yes, yes, then your time is running out, okay, or do you want to bring the child to a nervous breakdown, the child needs it.
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well, there’s electrics and generally standing up for yourself , wait, i don’t understand, you want to take care of my child, well, yes, on sundays, once a week, you know, i’ve already had one in my life, a husband for an hour, i don’t need a dad on the weekend, you know what, if your personal life is not working out for both of you, this does not mean that all men have ideas, our personal life is like a metallurgical plant, new ones every day swimming trunks, i see, bye, metallurgists, a review of the most important sporting events: perhaps the next sharangovich will soon be born here, loud statements accompanied the opening of the forty-sixth ice rink in belarus. we are confident that
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future champions will grow here. exclusive interviews with athletes, if previously the national teams were predominantly represented by children from minsk schools, now we can already see how children from the regions are beginning to dominate, bright moments , real emotions, i myself came from molodechno, that’s why we’re all trying, we all want to reach the highest places, no matter what, the result that i showed today in today’s event. i’m really pleased with this result, i have such a preparation strategy, i’m preparing for the olympic games, probably it’s even the athlete’s duty to believe in this and prepare, all this is in sports projects on the belarus 24 tv channel, we will introduce you to belarusians who deliberately changed the city to the village. vladimir alexandrovich, i know you have a lot of cultures here
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grows, right? but the three most important ones are potatoes, this enterprise produces from 4 to 6,000 tons of potatoes per year, and you are the same family that once in your life bought some? from here you run through a small forest, there we have our own beach, directly next to the islach river itself, if, for example, as early potatoes begin to be harvested from the field, the ones that are not harvested, like this, i take them home, boiled them, removed the skins, that’s it, well, here i took off the skin, everything that is smaller is many times more useful, because the amount of endosperm is what itself useful, it's under the skin. project, i’m from
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the village, watch it on the belarus 24 tv channel . hello, you called the service, my husband is for an hour. hello, our cornice is broken and the tank is leaking, my mother and i need a repairman. andrey sergeevich, come in! where's mom? at work, i called you, andrey sergeevich. hello, i want to be a real man, repair everything,
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hammer nails, the iron is broken, i will pay for training. won't you teach me? "let's get dressed, you'll be my partner, there are a lot of orders today, here's our car, it’s beautiful, but why doesn’t mom drive it? it’s understandable because there wasn’t a rose to push in the morning.
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lisa, come in, come in, come in, i’m already done, oh, i sat up all night, lisa, i need to be with you.
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to work in silence, proudly i throw away the drafts of his new novel, and so on, and i don’t mind becoming your muse, but i would like to know that and so on, but damn, i forgot, sorry, this is for you, thank you for being they threw out all my ideas, it was really rubbish, please contact me if anything happens, throw it out! fresh, new story and we let's come up with it together. what time do you finish work? we agreed, well , this is where i live, wow, i’d
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love to live here too, what a car, yes, my father also drove it. it’s a bit weak, let’s let us down, to drink champagne with a little lift and know that you’re not alone, you’re sitting exactly the same way. now the whole country, all the people, universal unity, oh , i can’t, zakhar kostopolsky himself, i’m going to die, why these days everyone always talks only about the new year, tell me about yourself, after all, i asked a little earlier, well, yes what should i tell you, it seems to me that your life is like this interesting, you are so talented, smart, famous, um, handsome, well, you yourself told everything about me, i don’t even know what to add, huh? kostopolsky himself, my mother
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, that’s it, no need to accompany me further, come on, liza, real muses like you don’t come along very often, anyway, don’t, you’re afraid your husband will see, no, son, i’m sorry i didn’t tell you right away , how many years, 10, oh, we ’ll become friends, it doesn’t matter. let's tomorrow, i have a day off, okay, i have to prepare it a little, goodbye, see you, thank you for roses, antoshka, anton.
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oh, they forgot in the thirty-second room, they always forget toys there, a four-bed room with kids, antosh, i need to tell you something, you know, but my real dad came to... the resort and forgot me too, come on look at me, i need you, you are my dearest, you are my most beloved, well, something quiet, quiet, quiet.
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what do you want? andrey sergeevich. dad is in the shower. dad? how is it dad? whose dad? my, he is my biological father, and i am his daughter. a daughter is a female child, if you don't know. and you who anyway? partner, he didn’t talk about his daughter, no wonder, my mother forbade him to meet with me, we actually live in moscow, now she’s off to switzerland to ski with some unpleasant man, and there’s no one to leave me with, and you’re kind of working part-time, complicated financial matters position, dysfunctional family, well, like, come in, proletarian, oh, actually, this
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was intended for dad, but you also did well . well, have you met? we met, it was very nice. i see. how long will it take you to solder your remote control, let's do it already launch the boat, daughter, just be patient a little, we have very little left, you love her very much, of course, only she has lost the habit of me, well, being a little mischievous. nothing , nothing, it’s a pity that everything has changed, now you have no
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time for me, what do you think, i ’ll take nina as an assistant instead of you, a girl, but she won’t distinguish a glass cutter from a puncher, pull, pull, anton, i won’t abandon my efficient partner. actually, there is one more circumstance, what, are you looking after your mother when you are thinking of starting to look after your mother, hmm? "you see, your mother is a very good woman, well, in general, this is difficult matter, anton, but if she calls you herself,
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even if everything in your house breaks down, she won’t call me. it’s a good idea , be in touch, this is our tradition, mom, i came up with everything here, you should call, andozhenka, meet me, please, remember, we watched the night president, this was written by zakhar grigorievich, he is a famous screenwriter, we are going fishing , hello. hello anton, no, well, if you don’t want it, you don’t have to leave lunch in the refrigerator, why did you decide that i don’t want it, the night president was especially difficult
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painfully, i started in paris, then lisbon, rome. zakhar grigorievich, can you fix the tap? no problem, one call, i was already finishing in los angeles, thank you, you can install the glass, and antosha, yes, of course, one call, you know, it’s spelled differently in different places, everywhere has its own energy, but when do you want a car? something was repaired, but it happened, you recently took it from the service center, no, with your own hands, antosha, dear, stop it. why are there specially trained people for this, everything is clear, you are probably very afraid of losing your phone, what happened, kirdyk, no one wants to push,
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now let’s figure it out, i made a series about fishermen, hung out near burbansk on all sorts of vessels for 3 months, so what do we have here ? i’ll go and push, and what do we have here, and what do you want to feel, it’s cold, it’s cold, don’t interfere, i know, oh, it’s hot, yeah, of course,
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well, warn you, rose, where is it? yes, i know, hey, hey, on deck, you can do a lot in 24 hours, even more in 7 days. in our project you will learn about key dates, events in the country and the world that happened during the week, in just 20 minutes. there will be time. for entertainment, exciting projects that will surprise and lift your spirits, online travel and a healthy lifestyle, all this and not only in the weekly project broadcast 24 on 7, watch on our tv channel every friday evening, the adventure
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of foreigners in belarus, hello, hello, me name, what's your name, i'm tatyana, then there's more left. just make a hole, for which we hang it later, uh-huh, this is how it turns out to be a little bicycle, well, do you think that i will trust you, and of course, a bow, so that i don’t cry, the ecuadorian lives here 8 years old and travels through our towns and villages, from such a small piece of pancake , yes, we will get our wonderful casserole, well , it’s like a sausage so big, good afternoon, hello, my name is inti, what’s your name, elshan. ershan, where are you from? from azerbaijan, welcome to watercolor farming. and he happily talks about the most picturesque places in the country. i just think that i need to press there, but something was wrong. then she said that it dries very quickly, then when i wanted to remove this too, i thought that it will be so simple, but it wasn’t easy, wow , in short, yes, she’s such a beauty, watch the
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belaya rossa travel project on the belarus 24 tv channel, ah! anton, antoshenka, son, not a bully, no , open, please, but what did i immediately slam shut with the wind, antoshka, open, aunt rose won’t scold you, i’m probably trying, it’s jammed, it requires brute male strength, really, zakhar grigorievich , maybe? yes , i wish i knew where else to call, wait, wait, i know, now, if the phone number is still there, now, andrey, andrey sergeevich,
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andrei sergeevich, hello, this is liza, andrei sergeevich, we are stuck, you and anton, with rosa, sugar, what sugar, and you are having a picnic, i, i can’t hear well, where are you? oh, and what does rosa say, half a kilometer from kamyshovaya bay? oh, yes, okay, i understand everything, yeah , listen, let's go, there i'll introduce you to a wonderful woman, they're having something like a picnic on a ship, your mistress, lord, nin, where did you get all this from, i'm a lot what do i know about this life, daddy, uh, here, andrey, sergey! andrey sergeevich, hello anton, what happened, everything is in the engine
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compartment, the engine is broken, i understand, hold the end, wizard, oh, thank you, old man, for helping us out, how much we... you owe, yes, nothing, like nothing, i understood, i understood, i understood, but no, old man, you didn’t understand , oh, please meet me, this is zakhar grigorievich, a famous stanovist from moscow, and this is andrei sergeevich, andrei sergeevich, oh, sorry, i got seasick, thanks for helping me out, uh-huh, uh-huh, you'll forgive me for yelling at you then, but nothing , maybe you’ll stay for a while, anton, andrey serge... may have his own business, yes, business,
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nina, let's go, andrei sergeevich, wait, antokha, stop, antoshenko, where are you, on the shore, you rocked me, but nothing, i'll look after, look after, who are you anyway, anton, come back to the boat, i said. now go back to rosa, right.

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