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i was so counting on this position, how can i now pay for the mortgage, and i warned that the mortgage would not end well, but you can live with me, mom, i ’d rather eat ice cream and die from hypothermia, “i don’t want you to repeat my destiny, i was also looking for the prince, and then he abandoned me, by the way, with you in his arms, this is kolya the jester, i tell my victory to my wife and my children, i love you, my love, you see, and to my wife and children , so touching, mom, what do you think, i ’ll bite your elbows now, also stabbing the jesters, in order to calmly,
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it helps a person to develop, and you, i feel support in many ways from her, i also wrapped up, and there was also mark, and he, by the way, has a house in france, i know, here you go, mom , not everyone is not suitable for me , what difference does it make, how many voters a person has, what kind of house he has, he has medals, mom, it’s not all about love, it’s not about happiness, that’s not the point, mom, what kind of happiness , we are talking about survival, olya, are you asking me to marry for an apartment or money, this is a hidden form prostitution, but yes, of course not, i ’d rather sleep on the street and work as a janitor, that ’s what you’re saying now, while it’s summer, mom, that’s enough, okay, fine. guess who, recently
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divorced, is looking for a soul mate. yes, mommy, who? vitya chertkov, and vitya, vitya chertkov. great, that vitya, who was a bad student, wanted to buy a motorcycle and generally go to texas to live. that's right, the boy had a dream. as a result, he became successful in agribusiness. he now has a herd of pigs. god, let him spread his further. pig, if he is so caring, so economical, the pig is probably very good with him, and i, excuse me, you know what, my dear, i wouldn’t be so picky if i were you, the clock is ticking, mom, that’s enough, that’s enough, well, why do you always do this, but how do you eat it? who
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woke up so early? matvey ivanovicha is nazhavarna, and i’m a night owl, where are you going so early? go get some sleep, don’t bother me getting ready, i have to leave in 5 minutes. you can get a lot done in 5 minutes; there are still dishes to wash from the evening. kutik, where are you going? the deal is coming to town. by the evening i'll be back. do you buy or sell? i buy a trump object, three pine trees. name, you need to
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lie quickly before your competitors cut you off. hello edik, hello forty, how are you ready? i'm on my way. everything is chocolatey with cabbage, you’re a conspiracy theorist. is your counterparty with you? comrade retired general is waiting at the facility, he has all the documents. listen, can you pick me up on the way? okay, then let's get in touch. is there money there? money. and what? there’s no room for so much money on a card anymore, well, sometimes a lot more can fit in a bag, never mind, it’s too much difficult mathematics for you, and it’s not dangerous to carry such a sum with you, edik will meet me, who is edik, a former colleague, we haven’t seen him for 100 years, cat, maybe i ’ll go with you, i have my passport with me, by the way, i’m also abroad, yeah, but do you have a visa for moscow?
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are you going to this for your personal growth, or where are you going? personal growth, well, then i’ll come back and check how much your personality has grown, uh-huh, i love you, i ’ll call you. we will tell you about the progressive experience of various organizations in our country. in in belarus, this is generally a unique enterprise,
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the only one that is engaged in the production, development of integrated circuits and semiconductor devices, and microelectronics in general. our multimedia complexes are suitable. specifically at my production there is a team of professionals, my work for me is a significant part of my life, it is probably a joy for the soul and mind. watch the project, a sign of quality on our tv channel. in our
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show, cheat sheets will not help participants. this is the first time i've heard of such a person, but intuitively answered. i think he's mexican. wow, how interesting, it seems to me that he is italian. here you can only rely on your own strength. this is the boriso-lebskaya church, it is located in the grodno region. it just tears everyone up. a game that will not leave anyone indifferent. what is the name of one-thousandth, a fraction of a meter? prokhor. 1 km - a comprehensive answer prohar, thank you very much and the smile at the end is like an exclamation mark, and dmitry, what do you think, well, granite is like a brown-red stone, but what type of minerals, i can’t give an answer,
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i understand, it seems to me that prochar can give an answer to absolutely any question, it’s a mineral, it burns, no, watch an intellectually entertaining project, i know, on the belarus 24 tv channel . girls, let’s not forget that a rich man doesn’t lie on the road, and even if you have found your man. and he promised to marry you, no, not to relax, because the bird of happiness, it can fly away at any moment, where, well, to another bird, dexterous,
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the competition is huge, so you must not just be good, you must be perfect , you must become for... your man, a comrade, an assistant, you must understand all his problems, you must know his true goals, and of course, share his interests. yes, yes, yes, forgive me, please, but how to find out his true goals, interests, he is wealthy, yes, yes. money, then his interest is money.
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what kind of people are in hollywood, how many years, how many winters, how many aphorisms at once. hi, vit , great, olka, why am i sniveling, no, no, everything is fine, it’s just that the deodorant you have is so vigorous, yeah, powerful, otherwise i work with pigs, duhan is still there, listen , i was passing by here, i think he might invite you to lunch, you’re like, well, you’re on a lunch break now or something, well, yes, a break. and
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what did my mother tell you where i work, what and no , well, as if i, well, i sort of found out by accident, well, i kind of believe you, okay, let’s go, why did you come in vain, let’s go, my horse, come on, come on, come on, come on, oops, come on, okay, yes, so, sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down. let's go now, so yes, that's it, girls, let's now talk about empathy, empathy, it's very... very, very important thing: you must understand your man
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perfectly, let’s all do it together: understand him perfectly and correctly direct his needs in the right direction. in what direction? well, the channel is a metaphor, the main thing is to direct. it’s not without reason that they say that behind every rich man there is always a very strong woman.
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yes, hello, matvey, cat, have you arrived? thank you, okay, i got there. sorry, i can't talk right now, i'm busy right now. edik, matvey, vow of friendship. how many years, and haven’t seen the demobilizer himself, the headquarters roof, the headquarters roof, you should have seen this base rest, 10 hectares of forest, water, first line , well, let's go, listen, i would have a snack first, i have a decent restaurant here, but no problem, we'll find it, it's cash, come on , all the mobile phones here are on the radio.
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at first i couldn’t find myself for a long time, uh-huh, the cooks were castling from the special forces, then i opened a cafe, then a chain, at first i had to do everything myself. now i’ve smoothly moved into development, yeah, i’m buying up promising properties, resell them to retail chains, restaurants with a personal life you have, with a personal life, everything is fine, sorry, part was interrupted, cat, thank
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you, that's it, we've arrived, oh, three pines, it's better like... in the city in our native style, sparkling creativity and a sea of ​​style, i hope the kitchen here will be better than the design, go away. forty, bye bye, i’ll quickly run to the toilet, come on,
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hello, we’re late. yes, he should eat some prispicino, we’ll be there in about half an hour, be ready, damn it, is this like a sign from above, well, two business lunches? what will you drink? there's good coffee here, strong, strong, who's strong? marriage, marriage, you probably had a strong marriage, it’s strange that you and everyone, but you see how we somehow didn’t get along in character, well, well, it happens, it happens, yes, kitty, hello, what
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happened? no, nothing happened, i just called you, and they told me that the connection was interrupted, i thought that our connection with you was interrupted, well, this is a joke, of course you know that our connection with you was not interrupted , listen, cat, i just learned that behind every rich man, yes, there is a woman who will make you poor, i know, i know, but i didn’t understand that behind you there is some kind of woman. past me, what a strong woman who directs your needs into her own direction, listen, firstly, there is no woman here, secondly, stop calling me, he’s just nervous before the wedding, i’m kind of tired today, well, in short , we patronize the school, yes, well,
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our eco-farm, yes, they asked to purchase for the children’s. cakes, well, i put money on their card, and they call, saying there’s nothing, but it’s complete bullshit, yes, where did the money go, how do you do it, what do you do, in one sentence use all these words that there’s nothing, something isn’t there, a waitress, i’ll go find her, at the same time i’ll run to the tube shop, and then we.
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just a second. cold, over-salted. this is not duck, this is pork, and not the first freshness, instant coffee, i won’t even try it, you have apples, there are apples, like desserts here, green ones,
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let’s have two desserts, that’s all. open the door, can anyone hear me? open the door, the lock is broken! hello, nel, save me, what’s another sexual maniac without bad habits? worse, my mother's protégé between.
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maybe he just went to give the horse a blow, he didn't mine is a flask, and by the way, he breeds pigs, not horses, let me recharge, yes, please, thank you, excuse me, maybe
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it’s none of my business, but it seems to me that you deserve better, remember what amarkhayama , you better be hungry. than what you got into eating, you ’d rather be alone than with someone you got in with , have you already paid, sorry, thanks for the exercise, nothing, nothing, yes, my toilet duck, well, you’ve deprived yourself of the chance to get poisoned. i hope to see you, oh, listen, there in
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the toilet in the stall the handle on the door is broken, can you imagine, it’s a complete mess, you know, i forgot to turn off the iron, listen, so i can fix it if you have it broken, what, what, come on!
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oh, three pines, forest, water. first line, you are welcome, go straight ahead now, see how beautiful it is! well, where is your retired general? now i find out everything. sit down for now.
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100 brave guys gathered in our studio. hi all. but in a minute a hero will come to us who will answer all your questions: are you ready to meet our guest? do they each have a question for an adult? the questions are honest and they really ask what interests them. what do you expect from the children you meet now? i expect interesting questions and interesting thoughts. the heroes of the program will have to open up to the audience. the main task is to honestly answer all original and sometimes awkward questions. you always pay attention to the hairstyle and hairstyle. i look at
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my hair. sound healing, this professional day has been celebrated for the twentieth year in a row, it was established by the association of sound therapists, in on this day it is customary to sound, uniting throughout the planet, people who love their right. now we will make a flowerpot from architectural plaster using a very interesting technique with stones like these. this one is like
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this. kitty, hello, bunny, again, yes, i asked you not to bother me, i missed you, come out, kitty, what kind of carnival is this, kitty, where are you, are you at the carnival or something, why aren’t you answering, oh, kitty , cat, cat, well, let's dance, let's dance, who are you dancing with?
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hello, cat, don't cry, girl, cat, what a girl, what another girl, cat, what girl, what other girl, hello, hello, cat, why are you standing there, help, shut up, so what, are you with them, no, and can you please tell me where is sosnovsk, this is,
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did you kill him, what the guys? but i don’t know, maybe we’ll leave him here, yeah, in this outfit, he won’t be able to find a cigarette, this suit? thank you, solid, separate, we're cooking, early.
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we can burn ourselves during the exchange, we can’t empty the bag yet, but what should we do with it, maybe play rugby? we know for ice cream, the rest needs to be hidden somewhere here so as not to glow, we'll lay down to the bottom, in a week, when everything has settled down, we’ll get a drink in fairness, now i believed you that you can’t screw with money, but don’t screw it up. our uncle is homo sapiens, it’s true, because dyadik vasilyevich , turchin, who lives at the address, it’s true, it’s true, i don’t need problems, he said in a week, in a maximum of two, that’s it, i went, uh, what should i do with the car, why, garages for spare parts, come on.
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so, well, where is mom? mom was urgently called to work, a difficult patient was brought in, and i think another person will be bored at home, since everything they invited me equally, but it’s true , there are no normal girls here, well, it turns out that you’re the most normal, thank you, by the way, this is the best compliment i’ve received in a long time, are you the only one here, you still haven’t found yourself a man? oh, actually it’s none of your business, young man, but after the wedding, what are your plans? what kind of talk is this, huh? well, you can come to us , i’ll take a bottle of champagne for you, we’ll sit, horror and see, so mom has come, i
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see you’ve already taken on the little ones, congratulations, you’re good, congratulations, happiness, health, keep you, by the way, yours youngster for any man. so little girl, come on, aunt olya, leave it for me, and go pour something tasty for mom, you’re my hero, pash, oh, i just got an urgent call from the hospital, and look, you’re already lighting it up, they say you caught the bride’s bouquet, yeah , you know, how i caught him, they just gave him to me, as the only unmarried person here, listen, let’s go chat, let ’s go, yeah, maybe it’s loud here, let’s go, well, what’s your cultural abyss, mom’s protégé doesn’t call anymore, no, doesn’t call... fortunately, no, you know, i realized that i have no damn it didn’t work out in this life, no family, no career, soon there won’t be much of an apartment either, listen, stop reflecting, by the way, i know another very cool site, no, no, that’s enough, this idea with
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dating sites was completely unsuccessful, do you remember a replacement, oh, i don’t remember, you’d rather be alone than with someone else, idealist petrukhin, tell me, formulate what kind of man you need. tall brown-haired with blue eyes, athletic build, older than me, noble, with a sense of humor, loving poetry and literature, and definitely some creative profession, but i didn’t want to be a loader, that is , don’t offer you a short, brown-eyed loader, don’t offer me, i understand. we would drink coffee with cinnamon and discuss french cinematography, where can i find something like this for you, shatet, blue eyes , noble, nelya, although, be afraid of your
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desires, girl, they have the ability to come true, nerechka, dear, what are you i have an idea, but come to my hospital tomorrow, you’ll find out everything, are you going to give me an electric shock? treat, no, electric shock will not help you, i will introduce you to a man, well, who is he with, where? he is no longer here, i actually know, i am his fiancee, but he will return, yeah, partly, but his fiancee is no longer you. did he completely abandon me, not really, it’s just him, he’s not him anymore, i don’t understand anything, so don’t go to this
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sosnovsk, follow the call of your heart, okay, and i’ll come there, and what am i... to be mistaken in three pine trees, can you be more specific about where to look for it, where you lost it, you know what? you didn't help me, give me back my money, no i can, they are already in another world, this is a sacrifice to the spirit of the earth, i work for free, but they came, and so the next stop is an ideal man, what is his profile , what is his profile, greek, you will like it, i’m not talking about that, what am i like? professional? in the profile, who is he, he is a surgeon, endocrinologist, gynecologist,
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wait, stop, did i tell you that he is a doctor? well, i didn’t say, but who else? the doctors have mastered everything for a long time, the patient is still ownerless, i mean literally, well, are you ready for an adventure for the sake of a normal guy, well, within the framework of a criminal code, yes, then look. where are you scared? neli, is that him? well, i understand that it’s not it, it’s that, well, that guy from the restaurant? wait, do you know each other? yes, from which restaurant? nelya, what about nelya? yes , i didn’t expect this, but i always
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told you, be afraid of your desires, this is what i ’m afraid of, this is all impossible, he’s just not an option, where is he, and where am i, you’re here, he’s in ward number two , a great way to get to know each other, hello, i’m not thinking about that at all, well, well, he’s actually something, he’s different, unusual, not... well, he’s not from here for sure, i haven’t seen him here before, maybe he ’s a young writer, director, but he’s definitely not free, right now he’s absolutely free, i forgot to tell you the main thing, let’s go, in what sense literally, shut up, sit down. he doesn’t remember anything, he doesn’t
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remember anything, nothing at all , in short, i’ll tell you in order, he brings a homeless person to our department , well, a homeless person is like a homeless person, well, he’s all fleas, and under the rags there’s a very decent body, only his head is completely blown off, retrograde amnesia, well, we called him a bear, wait, he wasn’t a homeless person in the restaurant , what happened, i know the police didn’t figure it out, the thing is different, you can take him, in what sense, yes literally, there are no documents, no one is looking for him, you show up and say that you his fiancée , that’s it, when he remembers everything, i beg you, if he remembers everything, well, i don’t know, by that time you can have an heir, it begins, ol, tell me, like a woman to a doctor, you’re going to give birth, i answer. as a woman, to the doctor, i really want to give birth, it’s just
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not for a chinese report, but what does that have to do with it? chinese, think about yourself, at least once fate suddenly, i’ll never get into this, what a fool, i’m such a red-haired, pretty person, so take it, what should i think? yes, i’m thinking, it’s already the sixth, it won’t be long, i have enough space, i live alone, alone.
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hello, whiny! nelya, i haven’t decided anything yet, i, well, we need to discuss it with you and in general, the most important thing is that he, that i must know for sure that he doesn’t remember anything, yesterday, remember, yeah, oh, well, and the crimson jackets, and how... uh-huh, well, you remember a lot, soaring, don’t worry, don’t be foolish, i wish i could remember who i am, suddenly they are looking for me, if only
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my sister would come in and say to me: mikhail, the most beautiful woman in the world is coming to see you, mikhail, vasgenka. no, they call urgently, oh, in this form you can even rob banks, no one will recognize you, yeah, arkadievna, you can, you need to, mikhail, this is our x-ray specialist, olya oksana nikolaevna, good afternoon, come to the machine, how are you feeling, okay, if ... give me memory loss, well, this is the right thing, we had breakfast, i can’t see oatmeal anymore, what a mess, you’re better off being hungry than eating whatever, green apple
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i would have given a bundle for one bite, oh, well, if i were you, i wouldn’t throw away my organs, so pressed against my chin and not breathing. internal organs are without pathology, potency is normal, there are no bad habits, heredity is excellent, you can see all this on the x-ray, yeah, olya! we need to take dinner, oh, what’s for dinner today, porridge,
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oatmeal, even for dinner. thank you, get in the way! why did you decide to poison me? come on, tell the manager! misha, did you remember something?
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nisha, no, just. well, i just hate it all for the mess, for the scoop, for this that’s it, maybe i need it, i’m still not sure, olya, you’re on the threshold of happiness, you just need to open the door, please,
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your illusion, joy is your queen.
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dynamo playoffs, kgl, new football season, aryna sabalenka, who will take to the court on friday. we are immersed in the cycle of exciting sporting events, trying to show you everything in time. this is the arena. hello, look at the program. torpedo bela won the super cup and declared its intention to become a super club. they don’t want to be on good terms with us, okay, we’ll be with you the same way you are with us. matvey volkov wants to jump over sergei bubka and is already competing with maxim nedosekov in eloquence and apatage. this means that we are ranked by the european handball federation. in the top 40 in 2 years, if we don’t play anywhere, we will be in the fiftieth position,
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the strongest russians don’t want to play with the belarusian women’s gasball team, we explain the situation without any problems, there is much more desire, more of this spark, more enthusiasm, that’s why there is no need to be afraid of leaving maternity leave or returning after an injury, alena fidorinchik returned to volleyball very quickly after childbirth, let's listen to the story. from minchanka. let's start with a meeting on sports with the president, where the head of state outlined a six-month period to restore order in the industry, because elite sports, like children's sports, are under the wing of the state. the country has created all the conditions for achieving high results, and if they exist, they are ready to encourage athletes. but the president is confident that current achievements are incomparable with the care of investments and... coming from the state budget, while alexander lukashenko calls not to blame sanctions, but the landmark is still preserved. in general
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, guys, this year there will be no significant progress and normal indicators in sports, don’t count on positions and chairs, you understand me as you wish. separate instructions were made regarding the number one game of football, and within six months it is necessary to put things in order in the preparation system to ensure a smooth transition to the youth and then adult teams, they will rely on the best practices of past years, including soviet methods. football players of zhodensky torpedo bilaz for the first time became the winners of the belarusian super cup in soligorsk, in the fight for the first trophy of the new season, the cup holders. the countries defeated champion dynamo minsk 4:3 in a penalty shootout. in the series after match penalties , the best was timofey yurasov, who
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was released specifically for a penalty a minute before the end of regulation time. it turns out that we started the season right away with the trophy, well , i wanted another long season, it’s just beginning, so i’d like to continue. and today’s victory simply blows our minds and we worked very hard to achieve it. a team was created, a club was created, fields were created, conditions were created for the players to work, and i think that to some extent we are continuers, continuers of the work of one of the inspirers of cape anatoly football, we will continue this tradition, we will try to create a club that will respond to, well, modern, say, football conditions. and once again, let 's go back to the meeting on sports with the president, he calls russia the benchmark for the level of belarusian teams in the current time of sanctions, in
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handball this is a very... indicator: ours the women's national team simply cannot play with the russians, because they don't really want to, our girls can now provide too little resistance, so this week the cska 2 team came to belarus, the arena program, in a conversation with the head coach, assesses the prospects without any doubt women's handball. from february 22 to march 2, the country's women's team gathered in minsk for a training camp.
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these are the kind of games they are very, very necessary , they are especially useful for young players, we also had young players playing just now, i tell you i’ll say, for half of this team , these are like an international game, they are for the first time in their lives, for half of the players, international games happened for the first time in their lives, the first russian team, and the national team, this is
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one of the leaders of world handball, it’s obvious to us difficult.
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the spectacle and completely different financial conditions, the girls are immensely happy about the national committee’s gathering, they are even more pleased with the international sparring. i went charged, since i play in the russian championship, so there is always something new, something interesting, so i was i was determined to play and tried to help the team in any way i could. do you feel progress when performing as a star? i do. i also feel progress, especially in terms of physical fitness. that is, the championship of belarus, but objectively several steps lower for now, well, in terms of speed, yes, i would agree with you that you would advise our girls to go to russia at least for progress, for growth, no , in fact, it’s worth starting with yourself, you start working on yourself, the process will begin, then other proposals will appear, not only with russia, it’s very cool when you have someone
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from russia to play with, but of course i wanted to play. even with older players, well , women, well, the russian national team, women’s, it’s probably not very interesting to play with us, is this how things are going? yes, in fact, this is so, they are not very interested, but... anyway, as at the moment, we don’t have any other options yet. i agree with the handball players of our country’s women’s team, the head coach of the team from moscow. i would like to thank the belarusian federation once again handball for the opportunity, because, well, probably, to some extent , these games are more useful for us, as young girls, than for the senior national team. today, the main development for belarusian girls is the domestic championship game. competition here has increased due to more equal squad compositions, and not only that. gomel and bntu bilas, contenders for gold, can take points from the favorites, and beresti, especially from gorodnica, can take points from the favorites. just on march 9, gomel will play with the girls from brest, and sharavarov’s team will mine the berezina.
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they were born in different parts of the world. hello everyone, my name is sing kaijen, i’m from china, now
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i’m on the same mission: advocating for the eternal songs of people who have not only been captured, but also the current galas of ours, and the meaning of our agul products. future. things are going to happen in the past near braščyny. let's follow the history and myastsovye abrads. i’ll guess, this past year we visited khmelev, in the zhabinka region. in 1725 , the people published the salvationist abrazhenskaya tsarka. adzin from the oldest temples on braščyne, halońny temple.
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and we give new life to these old traditions. oh chago shakrana, the beast is flying. oh, early, early, early.

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