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this is moscow, population more than 12 million, and this is simphepol, population just over 3,000 people. there are at least 290 sunny days
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a year. the probability of snowfall on new year's eve is close to zero. valera, what am i doing here, and you are waiting for him , waiting for him, he is coming to you, smile, come on, smile, just smile, yes, yes, just, not just smile, smile, your loved one is coming to you, smile, but he’s not there yet, yes , no, he’s coming to you, and there’s no need to tremble, masha,
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please, maybe he won’t turn blue yet, and not blue, if i knew that it would be summer filming in january, i wouldn’t agree, yes , they pay you money for this, yes, but then i would ask for a polar one, valera, will you talk to me like that, will you now stand like this in the cold, smile at me, yes, yes, you smile, and you’re well dressed, valera, i’m well dressed, that’s it, stop, give me some insulation, what do you mean stop, what do you mean, i’m sick of your movie, mediocre, shoot it without me, it ’s on fire. on the beach, the rise of santa, the reindeer were stolen, what is it, go to work, oh, what is this , what, this, in the movies, this is zhustinova, i don’t know, what are you, a fan, why? fan? no, i was just
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watching a movie. which? which one is there? the singer is traveling there on the train and meets some dude, but he’s no good, some kind of mechanic or what? they hang out for a week. so what? i would like to be in the place of this locksmith. why did the matter arise? what? business, i say, why did it arise? i do not believe in miracles? if you don’t believe in miracles, how will children believe in you? listen! what kind of children, juvenile delinquents? oh, look, this morning someone set my beard on fire, well, what is it, that’s because you yourself don’t believe in miracles, but if you believed in children , they would behave differently, but i don’t believe in miracles, come on, go to work, well, you’re not ready yet , i’m ready, i’m already ready, okay, i’ll help you, we ’ll conjure a spell, go to your ostyugovu, sorcerer, but don’t tell me the joke about 100 dollars, why? “i’ve already told you, well, this is madness
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, well, it just happened, i’m sorry, let’s go already, so i won’t help you, you’ll do your own magic, i can handle it, yes. come on, will you wait for me? i’ll wait, okay, really , i have to be with the boss early tomorrow morning, well so i’ll come by tomorrow, okay, uh -huh, come on, well, everything is ready for the corporate party, it seems like everything, which means, like, are you our santa claus? or who? i'm santa claus. what's the difference? well , it's like mercedes and lado. yeah. how do you know that? and we ordered santa claus for our daughter for last new year. so here he is, he came drunk, without gifts, beard on peak. this
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year we decided to order santa claus. did he promise to fly you through a pipe on a reindeer? yes, i promised on reindeer, yes. and what? laziness is not enough in a family, i don’t understand, i mean, in snow maidens, even if she’s pretty, pretty, pretty, i personally don’t believe in santa claus, but i wouldn’t mind meeting the snow maiden. profit, we won’t last long
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, at least until the morning, and don’t even think about leaving anywhere when i was leaving, okay, i know you, you never sit still, but once home... means once home, twice not home, yes, when did it happen that you got out , if that happened, you definitely wouldn’t be in this car anymore, and if i feel bad, i mean, if you suddenly feel bad, and you ’ll leave with a stomach or something else, so that you feel better, then when you return, you will definitely feel bad, i don’t remember, i took all the documents, everything, everything, you checked, don’t worry. man, are you free, open the window, please, i urgently need to go to the airport, but
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i, i’ll pay 2,000, okay, what does the money have to do with it, mm, open the door, - great. how long does it take to get to the airport? 30 minutes? if we're lucky, we'll make it in 10. let's get lucky. i have 40 minutes left before departure. okay, where to? now you are his. wait, where did he go? no, well... let's go on a trip in belarus. the memorial complex near the beaver river was created on the site of the bloody events of 1944, where the battle for the crossing took place. it
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consists of a defensive line, a trench and dugouts. the crossing was held and within a few hours the main forces of the tank corps moved along it. together with us. you will receive a charge of positive emotions. it’s possible for stars from my eyes to appear in the frame, because this, this is incredibly delicious. visit the vibrant sights of our country. dear friends, we are in a city that has been for a long time for a time it was considered the cultural center of belarus. it is famous primarily for its luxurious castle, which... for a long time was the seat of redivils. tourists can easily immerse themselves in the era when this place was ruled by the famous magnate company. who knows, perhaps one of the radivilov princes once sat in this chair. see in the program
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the route was built on the belarus 24 tv channel . a show where they fight not with the help of physical force. scientists have proven that smart athletes are more likely to achieve success compared to those who rely only on physical strength. let us also improve our sports knowledge. the show where the main weapon and... intelligence, which of them had a higher transfer price at the time of transfer to a new club, according to the authoritative resource transfermarkt. messi, messi, however, activity will also play a role. who are these guys rocking? is this karlchelot? this is the wrong answer, this is zinedine zedan, 2020, real madrid became champions for the thirty-fourth time. which complex will host the olympic tennis tournament in paris? in 2024? in paris at the rlango ros venues, absolutely right, ralango ros, watch
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the intellectual sports show, heading the game on our tv channel. “no, i’ve already left, that’s it, contact my agent, i have the next scene where i have to swim in the sea with this idiot, i won’t swim in the black sea in january for that kind of money, what kind of movie is that, god, stupid script, that yes, here is jarmysh, i would act in film, i would jump into the sea for free, this director will no longer direct me, this is a shame, but thank god, thank god! yes, wait, tell me, won’t you pick up the phone? a pipe? well, is it your phone ringing?
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yes, mine. so what, you won’t answer? no, i will not. well, then turn it off, it's preventing me from speaking. fine. i'm hearing you. yes. what, jarmysh? yes, i would climb. cohen brothers, i would climb. great, i would just jump into the sea. but here you are, sorry. no, no , that’s it, goodbye, that’s it, but if they were filming at trefaut’s , what at trufaut’s, well, they would jump into the water, but do you know who trufaut is, well, i know, not only him, where from, yes, and you don't know which one the weather in moscow, in moscow, well, i think it’s great, yes, yesterday there was snowfall and... non-ice weather, i wouldn’t want to celebrate the new year in this hole, well, how do we fit it
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into 10 minutes, nine. thank you, this is for you, wait, wait, wait, you said that you would pay two, but you gave me no change, but i don’t need change, you got me there on time, even earlier, thank you.
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where are you? here, throw it, or rather a deer, you will still have to collect, why, nothing, but for such jokes, it would be good for you to get punched in the face, bad, now you will feel bad, too lazy, give me another answer, it’s bad, for some reason you don’t understand jokes, not you , not your boss, you are a lot, you understand, that’s all, there’s also this freak’s phone number, so that his spirit would not be within a radius of 5 km, yes
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, i understand, 50 km away, so that you it wasn’t that the corporate party was cancelled, for you, yes, i understand, bye. a man that walks in shadow like an extra. a movie, smiling for the cameras, while fighting for his spirit, it's a life that no one asks for, like twilight never ending, but the sky is growing darker, man, it feels like
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rain, yes, it's going to be enough. the bad work, winds of change, shall be kicking up today, feels like rain, just as if the l was crying, cuz the winds of change, just blew it all the way.
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oh, where did you come from, you carried some guy, almost on a flying saucer. well, in general, i drove, i'll be with someone, i broke the plate , i broke it, like that, guys, whoever wants to go to the airport, you'll go there, but not a single client back, everything was canceled there, and you'll be stuck there until the new year, guys, well, let's go already, and you give me two counters, what two counters, for fear of god, let's go, i i’ll take you, well, go ahead, you haven’t had enough time, you’re still young, let’s go, look, they’re standing at the exit, at the fifth kilometer, but i’m just a little dusty inside, nothing. sorry, yeah, better off in the dust, come on, oh, oops, here, yeah, let's fly,
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sorry. can't it be faster? can't, why? speed limit, but i didn’t seem to see any signs on the road, not a limit on the road, but where? under the hood, oh , are you free, yes, wait, and i understand, it’s not very clean here, but i’m going to the dry cleaners from home , everything will be fine, you sit down, it was you who gave me a lift this morning, i, but you had some other car is better, the fact
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is that i have it, and you crashed it, of course, but i won’t go with you, no, no, wait, wait, no, sometimes you turn on your brains or just the engine, yeah, you what do you think, i’ll wait for you for 20 minutes, i don’t think so, goodbye, maybe?
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you still haven’t left, and it’s you, yes, and what are you doing here, and i... washed the car, of course i didn’t make it in 20 minutes, but at least the khimchetsky salon did it, and what does it have to do with me, and what’s missing from you? need to go, are you flying away? i'm leaving, when in 15 hours, how long, in moscow bad weather, the flight was cancelled, 7 am, and are you going to sit here all night, what makes you think, well, how are you sitting, well, i’m sitting, thinking, i’m afraid of being late tomorrow. in the morning i’m thinking about going , don’t go, you won’t be late, of course, go, we have a maximum of 15 minutes to the airport from any point, i can go, of course
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i can go, where did you live, hotel moscow, you think the flight weather is good there, and you’re also joking, sometimes, well, go ahead, go. why are you looking at me, looking at the road, you don’t believe your eyes, believe me, yes, it’s me, maria ustinova, i immediately understood, but why are you not understood? really, no one recognized you except me? why did you find out? i'm sure any man in this city would be happy to let you down. they were happy. so why were you
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still at the airport? because when they said that the flight was delayed, you drove up, so you were the first one i turned to. but after? then i realized that i had no money and your atms weren’t working. but i gave the last bill to you. please return, pay attention to the road, i'm sure anyone would take you for free, you know what it can be free, i know, i know , well, that’s why i prefer not to ride for free in cars, but why did you decide to go with me, because the first time i overpaid you, i agree, and you work in contrasts, why? well, at first we were driving somehow quickly in such a beautiful car, and now we’re plodding along, it seems to me that even now we’ll stop altogether, maybe i’m prolonging the pleasure, but well, if only this, and you
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have gasoline in the car, and i’m from moscow of course i won’t take you, but i’ll definitely take you to the moscow hotel, damn, i don’t understand what’s wrong with you, i think the gas is running out, i think you are a witch. why did you do this, huh? by the way, when i was sitting down, i saw that your light was on, didn’t you see? i saw it, but thought that my sensor was not working. in my opinion, your head is simply not working, the sensor is working. yes, maybe, maybe not, but definitely. i have mitigating circumstances, what are they? this is the first time in my life that i have seen a movie star so close. now, if you were driving in a car with leonardo dicaprio, how would
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you feel? yes, i was in the car with him. so what? never mind. he's a good actor, but how? the man is not my type. now, if i was traveling with brad pate or jod loo, i don’t know. maybe with sean pen. should i go out? well , why should you? take me to the moscow hotel, however, i have a hard time imagining how you will do this. we will show you one day in the life
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of specialists, what is happiness? over the years you understand that first of all it is fate that you have been given a chance to do something very, very useful in your life, something that will remain after you for many years, and maybe even for 100 years, all mechanisms work properly, it means he did his job correctly, reliably and efficiently, professions in which the best human qualities, people, are revealed. who proudly do more than just work, each employee, either an employee of my department, or an employee of some auxiliary workshop, or this is the person who sits at the control panel on the brush, this is, in principle , a small particle that makes up the unit, i would say the ball is one that rotates around the clock 24x7, here we are creating a new biotechnological industry
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our country.
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hello happy new year, hello happy new year, hello! happy new year, thank you, and happy new year to you, happy new year, happy new year , yes, happy new year to you too, boy, thank you, hello, happy new year, thank you, and happy new year to you.
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my room was paid for until tomorrow, it was, but you checked out of it? yes, but my circumstances have changed, this is my personal matter, you checked out and we rented out your room to those who wanted it, of course, that means you took the money twice, yes, if you want, we can return the money to you, unfortunately, you had it here cashless payment, listen, i don’t want my money back, i want you to put me in my room, that’s all i want, but you checked out of it, only we have such a mind.
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girl, let’s say you’re right, thank you, but i’m right even without it. okay, you're right, do you have another number for me? unfortunately no. why? because there is not a single free room in our hotel. that is, you have been given all the numbers. all. that is, not even the crummy, small, dirty number is simply not there for me, right? at our hotel all rooms are cleaned thoroughly on time.
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lord, well, she moved away, what? i was just thinking. since there are no free rooms in this hotel, then what did you think? my apartment is of course not a luxury apartment, but still a normal apartment, uh, that is, i somehow didn’t understand the connection, sorry, what’s with your apartment and the lack of hotel rooms, i thought that since there are no rooms here, then you can spend the night, or rather, stay with me, do you even understand what you’re saying? yes, you're crazy, i should spend the night with you, that is, with you, but what's wrong with that? never,
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that is, no, but now they somehow speak a foreign language, that is, we don’t understand each other, right? never, that means never, never! never in my life will i spend the night with you, never, you understand this, happy coming year, happy new year, goodbye, goodbye, girl, it’s me again.
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hello, it’s okay, i was fired for helping a person not to miss his flight, uh-huh, but she still didn’t fly away. no, the plane was not cancelled, in general, what difference does it make, it doesn’t matter , at least for you, the new year has not yet decided to celebrate anywhere, has not decided to come him or not, let's do it for now. hello, it's me, dima, dima, what's all the noise you're having there, a party about, well, i know that in 2 days the new year is in 2 days, uh-huh, yes, no, i have two more
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holtars before the new year and five after, yes, three santa clauses, everything else is santa claus, a big difference, so what’s wrong with your voice, i just met you today. my dream, and that this woman, she threw herself on your neck screaming, where have you been all these years, no, and how can this even be, well, because the dream is one-sided, i hope you are not going to throw yourself down over this from the tenth floors, or drown, well, i don’t even know what to do, don’t even think about it, you still have seven more hacks waiting for you. adults and children, men and women, and don’t you dare disappoint them, you’ll work all these hack jobs, get the money and give it to me, and then throw yourself from the tenth floor, drown yourself, shoot yourself, okay, okay,
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there are some other smart thoughts, in in the end, if you like this woman, make her like you, how, well, i don’t know, well, perform a miracle. in the end, are you santa claus or not santa claus? i have already got it, got it. come on, bye, bye. shall we go to kievskaya? sorry, busy. why? are you free? i'm on call. at least you have more than one room, more than one, uh-huh,
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well, let's stand, let's go, let's go! please, i think there is someone at your house. why? your lights are on everywhere. oh, i probably forgot to turn it off. do you have hangers? eat. oh, you, have you come? good evening. hello. who is this? sister? yes, no, uh, snow maiden. and that means you now have a new snow maiden. no, but girl, excuse me, you
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don’t understand everything correctly, the point is that such a situation happened , i had nowhere to spend the night, so what’s your name, it’s crazy, great, that is, you don’t know what someone ’s name is, and you brought her home, no, no, you don’t understand everything correctly, the thing is, that i’m maria ustinova, you know such an actress, mariyunova, it’s me, i just had nowhere to sleep , so i... of course, i know, yeah, then i’m julia roberts, and fortunately i have a place to sleep, yes, look for yourself a new snow maiden, girl, wait, you don’t understand everything correctly, why look for it in principle, you have such a famous an actress like ustinov's maria, here - you can't count on me tomorrow, what do you mean?
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because i won't play the snow maiden. you said that you have more than one room? yes, there is also a kitchen. cool. gaddar stalker, excuse me, are you really watching clubs? yes, wow, i didn’t expect it, but what did you expect to see from me? well, i don’t know, cars, a taxi driver from the punishment cell, but
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we’ll live until monday, happiness is when they understand you, when you understand, and it’s nice, somehow cozy, santa claus, a christmas tree. well, my parents taught me, since then it’s new for me a year without a christmas tree is not a new year, listen, do you have something to eat, i want to eat so much, eat, what will you drink, but i have a choice, there is always a choice, of course, to drink or not to drink, that is the question , firstly, there is vodka, right, and secondly? well, secondly, i
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can go into town and buy something that you like best, what are you drinking? you know, i won’t drink at all, i don’t drink, well then vodka. what is your name? why did they ask now? well, i don’t know, i can’t sing with a stranger? well, what's my name? my name is dima? what about me name? i know your name is maria, i know, you guessed wrong. when my mother gave birth to me, there was no ultrasound, so they played it safe and
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named me alexandra, and maria is a pseudonym, but what’s wrong with the name alexandra? well, i don’t know, it seemed to me that maybe i could eat, and of course that my parents’ insecurities would be passed on to me, and i already heard this somewhere, you shouldn’t have just said that, why? well, because i’m used to feeling like i’m the one and only. well, that’s who you are, let’s have a drink, come on. very beautiful in the light of candles, especially if you are looked at through glass, and so, so, so, “i want to drink to you, you know, you
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turned out to be an extraordinary person, tuffaut , look, for you, i won’t come up, no need, because that they're calling me, yes . i'm listening, hello, but i don't have a room because i moved out of there, yes, yes, i moved to another one, i don't know which one, but what's the difference, i'm arriving tomorrow, yes, you you'll meet me, no, why, and the driver, great, no, nothing, but you bought a christmas tree, why, well, i just
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want to celebrate the new year with a christmas tree, yes, that's it that’s my desire, okay, that’s it, forget it, everything. you don’t need anything, yes , okay, come on, i appreciate you too, bye, sorry , why, because i lied, i didn’t hear anything, now you’re lying, no, i need to go to bed, it’s late, we recognize you with architectural memories of belarus from different eras and centuries. byzantine
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architecture, which had passed its time with a bang, began to float on the ancient russian style. and all that... i remember from the kanza 19th century, this is the tsalka palitichny project, the russians are working on and extracting such treasured elements of that old architecture, which would otherwise have already materialized. let's look at their history and basic facts. the theatre, the mass theatres, were dismantled from the issued red tsegly, and the whole hell of it was hell, it was belaga.
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dima, dima, get up, get up. dima, we overslept, dima, dima, dima, we were late, dima, yes, we were late, it’s an hour to get ready, i ’m off to grill. come on faster, why did i come here, god, dim, come on faster,
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it’s a nightmare, let’s put on more. hello, senior traffic police inspector, yaitsenko, where are we flying? yes, i, comrade lieutenant, hello, oh, so it’s, yes, it’s me, and you also starred in this, there’s also, yes, me i was filming exactly this movie, listen, we are so late, i beg you, but the fact is that the driver is not to blame, i asked him, we are very late for the airport. yes, to the rehearsal, yes, okay, go, just bring an autograph on the way back, be sure, okay, definitely, hurray,
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thank you, on the thousandth, okay, yeah, happy, let's quickly go to registration, and i'll park the car and come , okay, yeah, take your suitcase, yeah, okay. what, what happened, the plane took off, just like it did, half an hour left, i’m at the girl’s too i asked how it flew away like that, there was a small gap, so this decision was made, who made the decision? management of the company, or maybe there is another flight, this company, tomorrow morning, well, okay, there is another company, there is another company, but in order to
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fly on a flight of another company, you will need to buy another ticket, and you really want me to fly, yes i then i won’t fly to another company earlier, and what does that mean? this means i'm staying.
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it seems to me that we are alone in this restaurant, it doesn’t seem that way, yes, yeah, why, say thank you for letting us in here, the restaurant opens in half an hour, why? it seems that it’s not customary to have breakfast in restaurants , of course, that means now you will be a local celebrity, only thanks to meeting you, yes, yes, who am i, what is this, natural modesty or feminine coquetry, choose as you want, please, for you, thank you, thank you, please, mm,
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it smells so delicious, it smells like scrambled eggs, it smells like scrambled eggs, it’s somehow generally unromantic, mm, why, i’m a very romantic person, but i would say that it smells like adventure. it smells, i understand an unexpected meeting, a premonition of something so unusual, and how would you like to spend this day, how would i like to spend this day, yeah, but i would like you to show me something. what? i don't know. the school you attended. the house you lived in is yours.
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first love, but you had a first love? m, yes, well, why do you need the house where my first love lived, but this is your life, i’m wondering, what would you like? well, i'd like to show you too. me, you, someone, interested, someone, someone, listen, how terrible you look, in my opinion, yes, i need to get myself in order, will you wait?
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