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i’m still not there to ask me to help, if you want to help, then help me put on the aqualand, marinochka, keep in mind that you have protection in a month, so the result should be good, or better yet, the zergut, what are you doing there, come on, stop it , everything is fine, everything is fine,
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yes, mermaid, she slipped. stop, security facility, outsiders are not allowed, you can’t even imagine how much of an outsider i am, sirov alexey mikhailovich, look at the list, documents. well, in short, i
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manage the life, she doesn’t manage me, that’s how it is with women, don’t give up the helm, brother, to you no, well, you can argue with that, it’s too eschatological, let’s call the head of the academy, thank you. well , go ahead, happily, good luck, well, how long was i, five, 10 minutes, right?
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well, about 5, 5 minutes, the best scientific supervisor, and can i kiss you, you can, but maybe it’s better not here, not here, yes, you need, marinochka, to do an urgent blood test. why did she risk it, i feel great, as if i’m in seventh heaven, i seem to be floating, i still have to do it, lord, what’s wrong with me, and then i’ll take you to hostel, hostel, i like this idea even more, how creative are you, hostel? i had to go to science, who
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will put away the equipment, leave me alone, good afternoon, hello, i’m visiting igor semyonovich, mm, is it really your appointment, yes, he’s been waiting for me, it’s already been four months, young man, you can’t go there, they could have done it in the evening. igor semyonovich, it’s all right here, galya, let me go, yes, yakovlena alexandra, go, go, hello, hello, the devil has finally arrived, you’ve been planning for a long time, there were
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circumstances, well, show me the pulpit, you? it seems like they took you to the aerospace agency, everything went wrong there, it doesn’t matter, now i’ll work for you, it’s even better, you understand that the head of the chemistry department was sent from the ministry, and i’m an involuntary person, this is a military university. birth, it was her, wait, how come, you invited me yourself, no, well, i’m sorry that i didn’t
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call back, but you, well, it’s your own fault, where did you go, i understand. “sorry for bothering you, wait, maybe we can at least drink tea, even more seductively, no, thank you, i’ll go, okay you know, yes, well, hello, alyonka, yes, we broke up, did she leave you?” she needs her husband to bring money home, not academic titles, well, in short, we broke up, left her the apartment, but how else , well , we swam on our own, barely, swam out, mothers live, no, while with friends, mothers there, well, in short, no,
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uh-huh, yes, yes, for you, listen, well, there is one place, here - the position of a teacher of non- organic sciences, candidates of sciences as a simple teacher, okay, well, a senior teacher, plus housing, okay, igor, well, i agree, where do you start, yes, agreed, ganya, galya, that means, starting the registration, uh, call the thief... be sure to tell georgievna to give our teacher a separate block, without neighbors, okay, that’s it, then get settled - tomorrow at 9 there’s a university-wide conference, no be late, you won’t somehow get into the swing of things, but in the meantime, here’s tea in your eyes
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, you can, because in your eyes i will disappear, happiness, i’ll come up to you and tell you, nina, i love you very much. it’s scary, no, it’s not scary, it’s difficult, very difficult to love, to understand, yes, i’ll come to a steep cliff, valentin andreevich, you will become moss, can i catch you for a minute, i can’t, i mean, i ’m busy, i’ll fall, catch you, you’ll have time , later, no way, no way, honey, where are you going, i ’m right now, i want to be with you, do you hear, not a minute, not a month, excuse me, valentin andreevich, i, of course, went to meet you, i’m always happy, but the room will have to be vacated, listen, tatyana georgievna, you and i agreed, you remember, understand, that this is a men's hostel, it's not
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that at all, but your girlfriend, this is not my girlfriend, i mean, this is not a girl at all, then she’s my graduate student, great, so let her live with you, you’ll have a graduate student, a lodger, what are you saying? i’m not alone, she alone occupies a whole block, i can’t, the head of the academy called me, but there are no places, you know, i’m fighting this, and you know, you ’ll answer me, i’ll sort everything out now, okay, you ’ll answer me, only silently. where are you going? to the head of the academy, wait, i want too.
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at his place, yes, he is waiting for you, maybe some more tea? in order to drink new tea, i need the old one somewhere, children, straight to the right, given, alexey
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mikhailovich, tell him about it yourself, alexey mikhailovich, it seems like the issue has been resolved, you go to the commandant, she’s waiting for you, well, thank you, tick, goodbye. did you pass the lab work? unfortunately, i can’t get there, the schedule has changed so it’s not possible. great guys, great, did you see the schedule? no, i haven’t seen it, good afternoon, did you bother me? no, i
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’m already leaving, and i’m your teacher, senior, it’s very nice, and who are you here at the department? laboratory assistant, graduate student, graduate student, what do you think, only men can to do science? of course, your work, well , let’s say you’re working on breathing mixtures, what a coincidence, me too, here you have nitrous oxide, 20% turned out, you need no more than ten, in your case even six or seven, you have five twos of carbon , you need no more than two, as in atmospheric air, a graduate student, you can look in, of course not, and in general... you, you believe in love at first
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sight, i, how brutal you are, so handsome, also a scientist, if only you were a mixture, i would inhale you, inhale, inhale and inhale, yes, wait, is it possible right away, where are you going, where are you going, where are you going, wait, so handsome, so timid, oh, what’s wrong with me, what? hello,
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well, for now, we will resolve the issue, sorry, settle down. what should we decide? i like everything here. comfortable.
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are you a girl, are you following me, you found me, honey, but you said that you don’t believe in love at first sight, maniac, leave me alone, i don’t even know you. so find out for me, where are you going, darling, where are you going, where are you going, darling, not a hostel, some kind of brothel, i’m like once to you, where are you going, where? i have some kind of abnormal person there, you can remove her from my block, you have two sets, there are no other coke places, she said, tomorrow we will decide the issue, but what about me, and she’s me now, well, i’m not a little kid anymore, you’ll figure it out , who is who, well, i
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keep forgetting to ask how you manage the department in general, but it’s a difficult question. maybe you shouldn't have hired me to teach? well, after all, i’m a field surgeon, i’m not a rear rat. what kind of rat are you? but the goddess did not belong wandering around the garrison alone. i hope the service apartment is for you like? yes, thank you, all the amenities, and the hot water, it’s still amazing, smart, beautiful. 15 years younger, i’d probably be blushing deeply right now, it’s good that it caught you, listen, igor,
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you have a wonderful sense of humor, but you know, this is too much, you think, if i divorced my wife, it’s a consolation for me that whether it is necessary, i don’t understand now. i didn’t understand either, you said that they would put me in alone, and there was some girl hanging around my neck, trying to kiss, to you, to me, yes, to me, excuse me, well, you know how i am with women - then i’m like, they’re stupid, alexander, well, introduce yourself, this is alexey mikhailovich serov, now our senior teacher of inorganic chemistry, alexandra yakolina glebova, it’s very nice, i’m also very pleased, well, how do you like running my department there, okay?
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“it seems to me that you allow him too much, well, the serov mendeleev of our time, an ordinary genius, you know, and hello to the genius, but in my opinion your sirov, an ordinary boor, a boor and a dork, good night, lights out!”
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you're already leaving, i wanted to pick up the results of my tests, but we'll give you mynar and send it to you to the department, at least with one eye, you understand, i experimented on myself and i feel something is wrong with me, wait here, i’ll be right back, uh-huh, thank you.
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hello, hello, marina, good morning, and you're an early bird, i thought i'd catch you, but you... have already fled, go back to the hostel, i have news for you, but you can't call me by phone, i took your test results, there's something interesting. i’m going, i had to sleep in
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the kitchen, lyosha, be patient, we’ll think of something, please, otherwise i felt like that guy all night, writhing, really the whole the night flew around you in a coffin, didn’t fly, but sighed outside the door like a haunted ghost, by the way, i found out that this is our graduate student, she will defend herself with us, yes, but for now she will be away from her and... will be, who is the scientific supervisor? - kotov, please come to me after the conference, i have to register you, okay? do i need my work passport with me? yes, and retirement doesn’t suit her well, okay,
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marinochka, my queen, princess, this is for you, what are the tests for now? i give out flowers, the test results are in my briefcase, and what there? well, are you just going to keep me in the corridor? and valentin andreevich, did they dump a whole bottle of perfume on you? you do not like? in the store they said that this is the scent of the season, it emphasizes masculinity, but of course, oh, what is this? in honor of my successful tests? marinochka, you’re kind of unkind today, yesterday you were completely different towards me? yes, but it bothers me, what
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bothers you, my girl, that smell, that aroma of your courage, so it can be fixed, now. all of the listed tasks of biochemistry will be be solved on the basis of the advanced development of fundamental theoretical studies of the structure and function of biochemical compounds. developing methods for their analysis, elucidating the pathways of their biosynthesis and metabolism. that's all i wanted to say. well, let’s thank alexander
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yakovna for the most interesting report. if no one has any questions, then the conference is over, everyone is free. thank you. maybe you'll come into my office sometime, maybe. of course. exactly, goodbye, goodbye, thank you, thank you, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, igor, wait, well, well, to the department? you’re a scientist, you appointed a person to a position in the chemistry department who doesn’t understand anything about it, she speaks general words, doesn’t know basic terminology, she reads from a piece of paper, why don’t you shout, your glebova mediocrity, lesha, i'll tell you already.
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what, how, how is this? marinochka, i immediately wanted to tell you everything, but when i saw you, i just couldn’t stand it. pardon, my princess, your humble servant. what does it matter now what oval face you have? most noble, and this is for... she suits you so well,
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suits you so well, and your body, it’s simply stunning, give me such love that my body will tremble all night, so that even from a kiss, i won’t be able to speak, so that both merge the body is not visible, neither arms nor legs, so that i still want it, so that you can no longer do it, i will be able to, i will be able to. i will be there as long as you want, my girl, now, now, yes, i couldn’t anymore, but what, we’ll name our son after your name, and for us, it will be a banner, wait, what son, maybe we won’t be in a hurry , in terms of, to burn, to hurry, i already have children, oh,
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how good, of course, it won’t be... then we will sing ari and we will not pay in the flames, we must drink for this, yes, yes, yes, we must drink, we will sing , ari, let’s not talk, i suggest we drink at the brodershaft, and go on to you, yes, yes, oh, oh, lord, well, don’t stop yourself, we’re not doing anything bad, how mean of you to take advantage of mine condition, you knew perfectly well that
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serotonin and endorphins in my blood are off the charts, which means my libido is working to its fullest, little raspberry, my princess, when i see you, everything goes off scale for me and works to its fullest, it goes off scale for him, that means you have children and a wife, that means too, probably, i mean, yes, but i don’t he lied, you didn’t ask, and i didn’t say, how disgusting he is, it’s your receding hairline, wow, wow, you have fun here, wow? who is this? igor promised that they? he promises a lot of things to people, but never delivers. i'm sorry, but i won't leave. i wonder if he sleeps on this bed? yes yes? don't worry, i sleep in the kitchen. and who are you? yes, but what difference does it make? kotov, valentin andreevich, candidate
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of chemical sciences. cat? please take your things to your kitchen there, with great pleasure, please, and it would be nice to take off your shoes, yeah, maybe even undress.
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valentin andreevich, well, what can i do, what should i do to move her home with me, well, i don’t know, well, well, compact the men’s blocks, yes, i have, i have a hostel here, and not a barracks, i can’t put up bunk beds, hello, marinochka,
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where are you going, i wanted to go to the laboratory, but i’m probably still working there, i was like that yesterday partisans, yes, we need to include us, that is, you, in the schedule, i’ll go for a walk, my head is sore, yeah, right, what? work, finalize everything, and take me with you, little brownie, well, really, god’s day, well, i wish you good health, good afternoon, igor, but i wanted to talk to you, can i talk to you for a minute, excuse me, i was quick, i wanted offer my services as an opponent in the defense of one dissertation, i can give a critical review of the abstract, eh? mikhailovich, let's go later, i'm busy right now, i'll be free in an hour, let's go, stop, i'll take a moment, sirov, come back,
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you must respect the chain of command, first to me, then to the head of the academy, this is... in a military institution, i will teach a lieutenant colonel, in which case, if you are doing inorganic chemistry, take my place , no way, no, that’s how you need to answer, or something like that, exactly why you needed carpenters, that’s what i told you. is that i was developing a breathing mixture based on it, but you still won’t understand, you’re not able to supervise scientific work, and i’m like speaking of her, in my department i deal with everything, it’s understandable, understandable, well
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, i mean, that’s right, if you like role-playing games, maybe handcuff me to the radiator, you’ll see the interrogation will go faster. march around and step by step. if my breathing mixture has such a side effect - it’s a failure, i won’t defend my dissertation, and the effect is amazing, only if you don’t say it, no one will notice it, believe me, your abstract is brilliant, and since i’m not the last person in the vacuum, then no , defense will have to be postponed, i need to understand how in my blood could be serotonin and endorphin, yes... quantity, but who cares about that, everyone only reads the abstract, and even then they don’t
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read it, they just scroll through it, defend yourself, and then we’ll deal with your mixture, no, valentin andreevich , if i want to become a real scientist, then i need to figure everything out myself, as you know, oh, i’ll run, otherwise i’ll be late for the department. you have an error in the ratio of the composition of the gas mixture, show it, well, depending on how you behave, okay, let's do it.
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you hate women in general or me personally, i hope i don’t have to today prop up with the table, the door to your kitchen, maybe even gay, for you, yes.
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hello lyosha, hello, you’re having breakfast, i see you’re not in a hurry, what’s the hurry, for my one and a half lectures a week, what can i do, gleba is sure that you are a bad teacher, of course, i don’t know how to march, i don’t give honor, what kind of teacher am i, listen? in principle, she has a very bad opinion of you, and
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she has great connections, but i thought you would say great, but i wonder what kind of colonel a lieutenant colonel should lie under in order to intimidate everyone like that, you’ve completely collapsed, find contact, otherwise even i won’t be able to help you, it’s clear, i’ve been developing a new formula
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for the breathing mixture for space stations for 10 years, they hired you, i wonder, for what kind of merit? and you know, i won’t enter into a discussion with you, yes, yes, all the best, please, marinochka, you’re like that everywhere, you take over all the important projects, positions, and then it all fizzles out, because you’re nothing in it don’t understand, because of such mediocrities as you , astronauts die in orbit, you see what kind of youth we have. when you called me stupid, i have endured, but there are limits to all patience, i am raising the question of your dismissal. oh, what a holiday, aminki? my name is marina,
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about you, i heard about alexey mikhailovich, it’s very nice, yeah, i have a very serious conversation with you, the fact is that i looked it over again, but probably my eyes got blurry, oh well, protect me my dissertation, i will be dumb as a fish, no one will notice your mistakes except me, and by that time i won’t be here anymore, so forward, forward, future candidate of sciences, yes, thank you, you are a candidate of sciences, funny, woman. i have to stick my nose in everywhere, everywhere, if i don’t find a mistake, i’ll have to postpone the defense, and that’s right, i would advise you to completely burn your dissertation and do something else, well, cooking, for example, you cook delicious food, you’re talking about me you don’t know anything, i haven’t been glued to my textbooks for 5 years, yeah, what
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did you do to get a place in the agency, that’s what, you’re such a brilliant scientist, yes, it’s beneath your dignity to fight for your place, well, it’s better to whine, of course. just a whiner a whiner, uh-huh, and a loser, yes, i’m not gay, and i don’t have the necessary connections, there aren’t enough women in science yet, but that’s fortunate, uh-huh, and i don’t even feel sorry for you, i’m not going to feel sorry for you, you eat your food , thank you, yeah, i won’t regret it, but i can help, well , in what way, you want to become a professor in the chemistry department, i would also like a nobel prize, a nobel prize is unlikely, but the head of the department is very realistic. well, how are you going to make me the head of the department? with the help of this your love leader kotov? lord, he's my scientist the leader, he’s not my lover, then he has absolutely nothing to do with it, the plan is completely different, okay, but what do you want me for this? help
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me correct a mistake in my dissertation, thank god, i already thought, i’m being kicked out of the department, i think it’s a matter of a few days, nothing, we’ll have time, the main thing is to have time to make glebova fall in love with you, whom glebova, have you gone crazy, this concertophone in a skirt hates me. this is my concern, how will you do it, good fairy, love is a chemical reaction, i am a fairy, it seems to me that i know how to control it, well, deal with it, come on, i still have nothing to lose, hurry up,
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please, the lecture has already started. “i just fired you from the department, everyone is talking about this, this is also news to me, without irony, it’s a serious matter, there’s no time at all, in general, this evening we’re going to the pool, on fridays glebova learns to swim, the iron lady can’t swim, that’s why he’s drowning, so the plan has changed, we won’t make the lieutenant colonel fall in love with me, drown him, you’ll soon find out, today at 6 pm in the pool, okay, my friends, let’s do it all somehow, please i'll ask for forgiveness next time without delay, otherwise i will,
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then so be it. watch glebova carefully, as soon as everything starts, you must pull her out of the water before the rescuer and let her breathe from this inhaler, okay? just? what's here? liquefied arrows of cupid? listen, do as i said, all questions later, good luck! so neat! hello hello!
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and help, dad, dad, dad, daddy, calm down, so hold on, it’s me, here, hold on, everything is under control, so figure it out, calm down, you need to breathe, breathe, these ones, everything is fine, wait,
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wait, wait, you need to inhale, inhale this one from here, you won’t achieve anything with your tricks, phew, thank you, thank you, oh my god,
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honestly, now i can’t even imagine how make her breathe it in. do you know that the holy inquisition burned alchemists at the stake? can you tell me what you were up to? nothing life-threatening. i am well aware of the molecular nature of chemical reactions, i tested this gas on myself, no, no, no, no, no, what no, no, no, well, you tested it on yourself, why me, i’m also a scientist, stay where you are, don’t come closer than 2 meters to me, what is it, stop, i’m telling you, why, hold your nose, don’t breathe, how not to breathe, i’m telling you, don’t breathe, why not breathe, young man, you’ve lost your hat, thank you, thank you, thank you, i myself, yeah, why didn’t i notice before
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how beautiful you are, your name is beautiful, marina, sea, you the sea in which i want to drown, alexey mikhailovich, please try not to breathe, it’s just a chemical reaction, this is chemistry, yes, this is the chemistry of my love for you, chemistry, the whole world is chemistry! and you are my chemistry, and i love chemistry, but i love you more than chemistry, but i love you more, oh, how delicious your hair smells, why don’t i smell this smell before, it drives me crazy, let me go from above, where are you going , my aphrodite, where are you going? oh, so beautiful, so shy,
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marina, you came back to me, huh? alexey mikhailovich, i need to drink this, why, i feel good already, i’m drunk anyway, people, i love marina, i love it, it’s so wonderful, you’re wonderful sensations, yes, i loved you, love may still be extinguished in my soul, not extinguished. it just flares up on the contrary, i really want to read you poems about love, i don’t know any, well, okay, but you love me, i really
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deserve it for that... this is the error in the calculations of my breathing mixture, on which you owe me indicate. yes, of course, i will show it to you, a strange effect, i feel complete devastation, but it seems that your mixture activated the hepatolamus, and the neurotransmits turned on the libido, yes, i think so too, but
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the mechanism is to turn off this. question: us i need to go to the laboratory, let's go to 3:4, uh-huh, three, four, why are you confused, i'm still drawn to you, it won't let me go either, maybe alcohol doesn't work, vodka or cognac works, alcohol doesn't, we need to be. not this chemistry in combination with
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physiology, that’s right, we are scientists, we have to work, we have to work, yeah, maybe we should try nitrous oxide at 15%, what do you think, yes, or, well, like before, and something the average between the norms and how i did it, and the twos of carbon are three, three, yes, it seems to me that this is correct, what do you think, uh, yes, well, or five, that’s also an option, a little big, at an atmospheric age. yes, let's have another drink, come on, come on,
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alexey mikhailovich, where are you? oh, thank god, you haven't left yet, come here. one minute, listen, yesterday you were decisive, go, i ’m telling you, here you go, you need to try it on, why is this, then, to put it mildly, your appearance is unlikely to impress lieutenant colonel glebova, come on, listen, marina, when your mixture works, it doesn’t matter what a person looks like, i’ll even be in this form for her god, i would like to see how you
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approach it in this form, well, listen, as far as i understand, the mixture... works this way: you first need to inhale it, yeah, then approach the object, inhale its smell, then everything will work , an alcohol-containing liquid, it blocks the sense of smell and the dope stops working, it stops, it ’s like. and it doesn’t work at all, it doesn’t work, well, we’re scientists, we have to fight this somehow, but these are just some residual phenomena, listen, well, should i give you a drink or something to help you come to your senses, come on try it on already, come on, wait, what is your size, fifty-two, that’s the one i
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miscalculated, and this is fifty-six, larger, well, maybe it’s your mixture that made me bigger in your eyes, what to do, let’s get dressed, let’s go change, oh well. in general, you must stop being ironic and wry and turn into a positive sexual one, well, in short, you need to wait for the moment when glebov inhales the mixture and you must become the man of his dreams. how do you know what dreams the lieutenant colonel has? all women have dreams approximately the same. this means we won't succeed. why? my wife, when she kicked me out of the house, said that i love science more than her, but i don’t even notice it. and you? well, what about me? i really don’t know how to win women, because i love science more, i understand it so well, then try to remember the feeling that you had for me yesterday and portray it in front of glebova, but like this,
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no, i don’t believe it, then like that, yeah, well it’s even worse, you know, i’m not an actor, and you’re not stanislavsky, and glebo isn’t you, well, just don’t overact all. by the way, flowers, for sure, we need flowers, buy them, maybe i’ll do something like this, i can’t, i’m telling you, it’s glebova’s birthday, she doesn’t want to advertise it, but she’ll be pleased, you’ll see how you know everything, i need you , and you need me, so go ahead, that’s it, this is my last money, if i leave the academy, i won’t even have enough for the metro, well, then all the more you have to go to the band, choose igor semyonovich, or me, or he, alexander yakovna, wait, well, if you put it that way. on behalf of the department, we congratulate you on your birthday, cheers, hurray, hurray, good health to you, comrade lieutenant colonel,
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happiness in your personal life, thank you, like alexandrevna, it’s your birthday, and why don’t i know anything, i don’t celebrate, but how did you know, and where are you from? well, how did you find out ? it doesn’t matter at all, it’s a cunning move, but it won’t help you, we discussed and decided to say goodbye to you, but igor semyonovich, well , we decided, so we decided, this is me in the end, i wish you good luck, alexandra yakovlevna, and i i wish you never again in life. and don’t meet mediocrities on your way,
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that’s it, well, i don’t work here anymore, thank you, marina, for the suit, there will be something to ask for money for the subway, give it to the victim of a scientific revolution in chemistry, listen, you don’t have to ask me. you give up early, you can work until the end of the semester, thank you, thank igor semenovich, if it were up to me, you would have been fired today private, that ’s right, you’re a clown, not a scientist, that’s right, congratulations, with that, there are 3 left until the end of the semester day. my god, how you scared me, surprise! thank you, valentin
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andreevich, i don’t like it when people give me flowers, they would live like that, but now they wither, i feel sorry for them, you’d better take pity on me, my princess, i’m also fading. without your love, valentin andreevich, you know very well that this mixture had such an effect on me, let’s experiment with it some more, i don’t mind, otherwise last time we somehow didn’t complete our passionate experiment, valentin andreevich, there’s nothing between us maybe it’s nothing personal, or you and i are working on my dissertation, or that marinochka, but i can be not only white fluffy. i guess i'll go, well, well, i was joking, i was joking, for you i'm white and fluffy, like a rabbit, let's do your calculations,
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let's see, quietly, dolgan. he’s going to stick around, i don’t know, right now, valentin andreevich, how long are you planning on, hm? and marinochka, if you need to go, you go, go, your business is young, and i ’ll sit here, dig deeper into your calculations, rest, okay, happily, goodbye.
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we will talk about the diversity of belarusian cuisine. the recipe for this cheesecake was found in the book of radivilovsky recipes, translated to our employees from polish, now we can use it to treat this cheesecake everyone. according to the guest, the neosvizh cutlet is not a cutlet at all, it is equated to fried meat, all because it is made from minced pork. let's plunge into festive culinary traditions. and kulich, of course, is baked, only here, in this area, it’s not called kulich. if all over the world there are easter cakes, these are easter cakes; in the whole world, these are easter cakes. we will also introduce the viewer to the history of this or that area of ​​our country. people go to nesves to see the castle, the far church, everything that associated with radivils. by the way, pay attention to the letter p on the cap, which means rodivils. look in the project. food anywhere
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on the belarus 24 tv channel. information is a weapon, propaganda is a weapon, they made a fuss about our exercises in order to create an information fund around the deployment of german troops, they are marching as occupiers to lithuania, this will be the most combat-ready formation of the bundeswehr at our very borders, they accuse us of carrying out some kind of rolling game here. listen, we don't need pro-russian pro-belarusian president. make a pro-european leader who thinks about europe, the implementation of the treaty on the non-proliferation of conventional arms in europe and withdrawal from it is aimed at one goal, so that there is no war. we have always religiously observed international agreements, but we understand perfectly well that this will not help, the west will attack us if it sees that it can win. the only way for there to be no war now is to be strong. these are the rules of the game now in europe, when politicians, let me emphasize again.
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“we’ll even have time to have a snack, kotov really wants to help, he sat down there with my notebook, now you can’t smoke him out of there, well, i think we still have about two hours, hydrogen peroxide, that hobloch is amorphous, where did he grab it, you’re swearing like the daughter of a laboratory assistant, and what ’s bad about that, by the way, i’m the daughter of a laboratory assistant, and i’ve been doing experiments since childhood, and once in an apartment.” i didn’t burn ours,
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can you imagine, i took it out of my mother’s laboratory, mixed ammonium nitrate with water, oh, soaked it in the newspaper, put it in a bottle, yes, what are you talking about, i, too, had such an explosion as a child arranged it, yes, the smoke hurt, the firefighters arrived, well, after that my mother forbade me to appear in the laboratory, hello, and my father, he died early, mine too, but i always dreamed of becoming a real scientist, look, here it is. maybe , well, no, but no, but you can throw a snake at her, well, really, she’ll get scared, she’ll feel bad, and that time you’re with the inhaler, she’ll be scared, it’s more likely that the snake will be scared of her, well, yeah, well, i don’t know, maybe a mouse then maybe throw in
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batman right away, batman, i mean, well, he ’ll fight her in a fair fight, save the world chemistry from evil, but it’s very funny, yeah, well, you have some normal options, in principle there are, let’s go to the laboratory, there are also cats, he’s definitely been trying hot for an hour, stop living, eat at home, well... live in general i mean, let's go, remember orlov, the order is the same for everyone. after 11, entry into the hostel is strictly prohibited, you’ll be late again, you’ll have to spend the night on the street, okay? tatyana georgievna, let the cadet go, it’s a young matter, let it go, i’ll write everything to my mother, marinochka, i’m not here again, neither her nor him, they came together, together
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they left, like cherochka and masherochka, right away, and why are you smiling, by the way, it was you who almost put them in the same bed, and why is it me? and i suggested that one place had already become vacant, but they were like, we don’t need it anymore, oh, with a sweetheart, as they say, it’s paradise in the hostel, you’ll see enough of her, goodbye, happily, this is your mistake in the ratio of typical gases and led to a powerful release of serotonin endorphins into the central nervous system, due primarily to the influence of the gas mixture on the central nervous system. it's clear, it's unclear just how the shutdown mechanism works, here you have to try, well, let’s try, okay, marina, excuse me, can i
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somehow get off the edge here. well, go to bed already, my misfortune, no, well, don’t think that i just need to sleep there, at all. good night, good night, uh-huh, marina, sorry, i'd better go there, good night,
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good night. i wish you health , comrade cadets, i wish you health, how she drilled them, with me they are like omebas, our childhood experiences were useful to us, it’s time, as you know, to use the main combat poisons.
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oh god, you are beautiful, like an aphrodite emerging from the foam, i actually just came out of the booth, why have i never seen before how attractive a woman is alexandra yakolina,
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you can just sasha, very nice, marina, marina, who is made of stone, then it’s made of clay, and i’m sparkling silver, so... it’s my birthday, that’s how it worked, let’s go together, and where’s the inhaler, she still has it, so what? oh, lord, oh, mommy, i have one idea,
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alexander yakov, happy birthday to you, our beloved, thank you, thank you, my dear, thank you, i ask you, happy birthday to alexander, this is for you, oh, my god, what a bouquet, as beautiful as... oh, thank you, you told me, am i really that old, no, this is from us, try it , such a scent, marinochka, can i see you for a minute, please sit down, what’s wrong with him, nothing, well, don’t lie to me, i, i see, he said, he said from us, why him, why not i? “let’s leave here somewhere now, i want it to be just the two of us, but let’s better drink
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champagne for you, alexander, dear friends, i suggest we raise our glasses of champagne and drink to our beloved alexandra yakovlevna, thank you, thank you, thank you.
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all the hardships of military service, but despite this she remained a woman, beautiful, amazing, hurray, hurray, hurray, you really do that, sure, dadna, drum roll, right, hurray, oh, well done,
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dizzy, listen, are you dancing or what business, some kind of eternal dance, still try such a magical aroma, you will leave me alone once and for all, great,
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marinochka, i thought you would be glad to see me see, here i see, you have a whole plan worked out in your sire, but why do you need this, oh, how dizzy, how dizzy. wizard, wizard, you were breathing in your mixture and you think that you fell in love with him, maybe you fell in love, you have to choose, marinochka, either him or me, but just remember, there is no me and no dissertations, petty, vile, ultimatum they're putting me on a magical novel, look.
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good, oh, good, good, good, good that the stars swayed,
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good for life. bring happiness untouched by a bullet, fidelity, unforgotten along the way, to you i like it, drunina, she wrote about love and war, alexandra yakovna, i want to tell you something, at home, you will tell me everything, at home, good, good, good,
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amazing, has anyone ever told you how amazing you are , well, my wife said that i... glasses, be careful, why, why are you hiding under glasses, i want to see your eyes, you have amazing eyes, why are you hiding them under glasses, please, where, where, where, let's- let's have a drink, what's the hurry, take off the benefits, i'm very warm, i'm a money changer. and you, okay
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it worked, marina, “i know that you are there, you have the last chance to stay in science, for my help i want to receive certain services, otherwise i will remove you from protection. that’s better, my princess, if you are a boy, everything will be a year for us, everything will be buzzing, if now someone cleans up their impudent vile rivulets, get out of here
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, oh you little bastard, i say, that’s it, that’s enough, there will be no protection, get out of your skull, with pleasure, well, this is a discovery, yes, i think so too, be careful, yes, it’s better not, but it’s too early to make it public, research needs to be done, the mechanism of action is unclear, back.
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i apologize to you for the fact that i behaved this way from the very beginning alexander yakovna, in fact, i have to ask you to forgive, you have nothing to ask for forgiveness from me, you are absolutely right, what kind of scientist am i, i am an ordinary lieutenant colonel of the medical service of science i’ve never studied, i’m just used to following orders, they told me to be the head of the department, so i pull the burden for her, as best i can, as best i can, you know how, i don’t know how. you know how and can i don’t know how, and i can’t, you are an excellent organizer, organizer, colonel,
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department head, all some men’s positions, i want to be just a woman, a wife, a mother, it’s late, why, he doesn’t take his eyes off you as a carpenter, but i see. i'm afraid of what love? you know, it’s very difficult to lose a loved one, it’s very painful, i don’t want to repeat it, but he died. i loved him very much, but life goes on,
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thanks to the mixture, it seemed to knock the plug out of me, i suddenly felt some wonderful feeling, i realized that i couldn’t live without love, for love. and let's move on to you, finally, female biologists get drunk until they lose their pulse, female chemists get drunk until they lose their pulse... but female physicists get drunk until they lose their resistance, wait, but
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military women, military women don’t get drunk, according to the regulations they’re not supposed to, ugh... oh, how i don’t want to work , but we have to, let’s go, lyosha, when are you going to release? when it’s necessary, the sooner the better, i ’ve already gotten myself into all sorts of troubles through you, so come on, when we managed to switch to you,
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and now something matters to you, i ’m dismissing you, that’s enough, hello, you’ve got a tick igor semyonovich, asked not to disturb, this you, the entrance... has already fired, yes, the order is today, you can’t see him, i need to talk to him, he said that he won’t talk to you, igor semyonovich, this is alexandra yakovevna, i’m not allowed to see you, igor semyonovich , good morning, galya, what ’s going on here, here, igor semyonovich, we can talk to you, break our fast. that’s all, i should also write a letter of resignation, well, that’s your right, great, tick, please, paper and pen, well, good luck to you, alexey
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mikhailovich, as officially, according to the priest, well it’s good that it’s not according to your mother, well, alexandrivna, as they say, happiness is in your personal life, thank you, thank you very much, i didn’t know that you were so jealous, listen, alexander loves you, she and i talked about you all night in in bed, yes igor semyonovich. igor, we, we really talked all night, we talked about a lot, well, the most important thing is that you shouldn’t be afraid of love, so what to do? okay, let's figure it out,
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please, kalya, make us some tea, yeah, no, coffee is better, no, we don't need anything. and lyosha, come in, this is a random mistake in the ratio of typical gases and led to the fact
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that, uh, sorry. yes, hello, hello, how are you, it’s not very convenient to talk, well, now wait, now, wait, yes, hello, everything worked, glebova not only wants to keep me at the department, but also wants to give me her place, can you imagine that love does, she doesn't want to be in charge anymore. department, but wants to be just a woman, thank you, marina, if it weren’t for you, yes, please, marina, i have lectures now, excuse me, i ’ll tell you everything in the evening, okay, okay, bye everyone, of course, we’ll talk, but do you still owe me?
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give birth to a child, i or two, but i don’t know how, we’ll teach you, but it’s not too late, well , it’s never too late to be happy, you can, yes, come in, little fellow, take the reins of the department, alexandra yakovlevna, sasha is going on maternity leave, like already, well... life is just beginning.
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marinochka, forgive me, i’m a fool, well , my princess, i got excited, you exhausted my soul, maybe you’ll stay on the defensive, everything will be good, i haven’t canceled anything yet, no, valentin andreevich, i’ve had enough, today i was like that day, you even...
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and valentin andreevich, thank you, thank you for the ride, don’t bother me, i think i forgot my phone number, so you... pass on my congratulations to alexey mikhailovich, he will now be the head of the department, why would that be, there are no vacancies, and where if you offered him your place, happily, strong.
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well, i’ll come alone, but you wanted with company, i ’m asking about marina, and this is how she left with valentin andreevich, with the cat, yes, yeah, she forgot her mobile phone, alexey mikhailovich, what about cheyku, i’m with the pies of the soul.
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sorry, they told me, here behind the yellow building is your institute, well, yes, so here it is, this is it, yes, marina, lyosha, hello. i didn’t expect it, well, i finally found you, i forgot my mobile phone,
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thank you, what are you doing here, my flask, can’t you see, i’m following in my mother’s footsteps. i work as a laboratory assistant, but what about your phd on mixtures? i’m poking around little by little, wow, how you’ve progressed, you’ve really become a real scientist, marin, maybe we can sit somewhere together? how long have i been looking for you? thanks to glebova and her connections, through the fsb they found you in this hole, this is not a hole, but excuse me, glebova
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said hello to you, thank you, can you imagine, she will soon give birth to twins at once, please go away, lesh! what happened, marin? why are you doing this? what am i doing? you came to tell me that you and glebova will soon have twins, i am very happy for you. maybe, i don’t know, you need my calculations, so please, take my notebook and leave here. yes, marina, what does glebova and i have to do with it, glebova is married to plotnikov. how about a carpenter? so for carpenter's they are immensely happy. are you lying? yes. maybe i’ll anhydrate your hydrogen peroxide with a bug flea, i’ve come for you, kotov wants to appropriate your discovery, we need
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to go, well, that’s all i wanted to tell you, well, how it works, now i’ll demonstrate the effect of my amazing perfume, sir, i ask you, i, yes, i ask, i ask, and you, a young man, i, i ask, well, come to each other. oh, what do you feel, i... love inspires me so much that i want to read poetry, young
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man, and what do you feel? i feel the strongest, the strongest rise, i want, i love this woman, i am so happy, my perfume, which i called instant love, which can be translated as nagging love is truly an elixir of happiness, we... yes, but he is unlikely, ours the lawyers drew up the correct contract, the main thing is that the french profemers did not bypass us. they can make almost every person happy. absolutely, i give people true love. can we leave? no, stay. this is love, not real. this is a fake, a surrogate. a scientist just like you. what are you doing here, go away.
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here in this notebook, day after day , the progress of scientific thought was recorded, here is the proof that this discovery belongs to this girl, you won’t prove anything? interesting, interesting, uh-huh, so, wait, you
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need to drink this, this, why, for your love, for love, for love, for love, what, wow, what is this, we were deceived, what was it, what, who is this, lord, i am so devastated, as if out of me. “i realized this myself, but unfortunately, only at
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a distance, i, too, only after parting with you, realized that i love you, i am the first i wanted to say this, marina, will you marry me, yes. okay, let's go, you can't make money in true love, just a minute, i ask you, wait, gentlemen, what else?
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the club of editors, which means an all-belarusian people's assembly for the country, is one of the mechanisms that will provide... man had no future, did not have a long history, europe in the form in
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which it is now has no future. one of the tasks of the all-belarus people's assembly is, of course, to protect the country from ever... starting to build it anew, don't miss it on tv channel belarus 24.
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glasses download is it worth it for me to leave the theater? i’m the one who will leave my homeland, but why do creative people so easily succumb to this negative influence? if you give me a million dollars, then all my art will be lost, i wanted to ask you about patriotism on the eve of a big holiday.

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